#midnight brainrot

[goblin-enjoyer]

Normalize the tf2 mercs as being absolute genetic freaks of nature under the hood. Medic is crazy and we know he gets paid good so he’s probably got lots of bits in his bin if you know what I mean.

Pyro is straight up nonhuman. Pyro is a fire elemental that the Mann brothers have bound to a hazmat suit and medic made a real boy by giving them meat. Not making her a human body mind you, but rather every time he gets damaged, instead of bursting into flames meat forms around the wound and it bleeds instead of letting the inner crea tur out.how? Wizard. Moving on.

Soldier has massive lungs that make him 20% more louder. If he was smarter he could probably echolocate his way around. That or sound attacks idk he eats wizard pills he could have hollow bones for all I know. Sure he has hallow bones now for rocket jumping. Im the one typing I get to make nonsense on the fly.

Medic put pigeon dna in scout and that’s how he makes his trademark milk-like substance. How this happens you may ask? Scout saw medics doves have sex while getting his second Uber heart surgery and said “man I wish I could pick up chicks that well” and medic said “good idea I will help you with this” and then looked at the camera and smirked. The administrator does not spectate medics lab/operation room/dove breeding center anymore. Also scouts immune to radiation due to all the bonk he ingests, though sometimes he does become radioactive sometimes. 

We already know that demoman’s body creates alcohol and that he has a ghost eye, but did you know that if you shoot him with some sort of piercing explosive round he will combust into flames. I… I couldn’t really think of anything for demoman I don’t play him as much.

Engineer always wishes he could have kids, but doesn’t want to have sex. That and he removed most of his reproductive/unnecessary/extra/mid organs with machine parts like 30 years ago. So after the events of the games and comics where everyone is happy and junk, he teams up with medic to make himself some half robot half human half whatever dell conagher is at that point at time children. He asks if medic ever want kids he can do the same for him but he declines as at this point in time he has perfected the art of male impregnation.(on various ape parts) dell is a great father and yes I added this part because the whole humanized sentry thing that went around a while ago touched my heart because despite the words of almost every engineer main everywhere I get so attached to the sentries I build that I die a little bit inside every time I die and my buildings get sapped and I have to just watch as my babies get destroyed. I get too attached to my buildings to play engineer

Heavy doesn’t stop growing, similar to that of a reptile. His skin is as thick as a rhinos. He hibernates for a month in summer because I said so. He has accidentally killed/crushed medic before and is now eternally cautious when in bed with him. Medic doesn’t mind, he knows what he’s gotten himself into. Heavy can also talk to birds like a Disney princess. Medic didn’t add any bird parts for this to happen he just was always like this.

Sniper can dislocate every bone in his body and go through cracks that are at least the size of his head. He will use this to show up in the most unexpected places imaginable. Is legally classified as an tardigrade in some places due to his ability to be fine in almost any place (volcano,Arctic,sewer system, a walk in closet so large it took him 5 weeks to get out, space that one time). Can go up to a year without eating (the team found this out at the same time they figured out the space thing). Swallows things whole.

Spy can shift his flesh around to disguise as almost anything, keeps the mass and weight though. Breaths mostly through his skin so he doesn’t cough due to his decrepit lungs. Was hit by a car once. Doesn’t have anything to do with the subject matter of the tf2 mercs being freakish beings with human skin but I just wanted to include it here.

Medic. What isn’t medic? The only thing consistent with his biology is that he can regenerate somehow. He alters his body so much that it is roughly equivalent to 1 tyranid hive fleet and 2,million ork painboys.(the tf2 mercs would be more likely to work for the orks than to ever work for one of the human factions in 40k and I just needed to get that off my chest) This is how he manages to get away with all the things he’s done. Banned from this continent? Just become a new person who’s not banned from that continent and presto you’re good! The laws don’t account for the ship of Theseus!

#midnight brainrot #man I love posting nonsense late at night #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #sniper tf2 #scout tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #did I tag this right? I’m not good at tagging things

[anxnymouse]

funerals

*in Damien voice* : two anthony's

#ianthony #☀️🔍 #midnight brainrot #sketch #doodle #vampire!anthony anyone #demon!anthony : *chomp the cross* #demon anthony my love #jackie : im between old smosh oOOOOo old smosh sandwich

[kairukitsuneo]

30 mins Knockout doodle

#tfp #transformers prime #knockout #tfp knockout #his first debut capture my heart #why is he so cool and pretty and cute #quick doodles #my arts #kairukitsuneOart #doodles #fanarts #arts #s note drawings #I did refer alot of image and art of him #midnight brainrot #I cant stop thinking about him #stop I should sleep

[padfoot-lupin77]

If When the writers and actors strike ends successfully, it’s gonna be revolutionary. It will signal the first loss of the rich. It will prove that employers need workers more than workers need employers.

#midnight brainrot #wga strong #wga strike

[vicontheinternet]

I just need to know why they didn’t make bloom and aisha each other’s foils instead of retconning icy. Why not have both of them be host for the dragon flame and water stars perspectively. Like yea bloom and icy could’ve still been hero/villain foils but hero/hero foils is where it’s at, the dragon flame and water star aren’t supposed to exist in the same dimension as each other like they could have learn to co-exist as friends and as host who are hosting being who hate each other and could destroy not only each other but the the whole magic dimension. It could’ve been another reason why Aisha’s parents kept her in the castle because they didn’t know where or who had the dragon flame after domino got wiped out or if bloom got safely away. It would’ve been so interesting. Small update to add on some more ideas

#winx club #winx headcanons #dragon flame #water stars #winx aisha #winx layla #winx bloom #winx club aisha #winx club layla #winx club bloom #bloom peters #midnight ideas #midnight brainrot #to be a fly on the wall in that writer’s room #i mean i know why they wanted to bloom the most powerful and most important in my opinion but it would’ve been more interesting that way #if I had the brain power I’d incorporate it into my rewrite #i hope i explained this well #i just wanna be a fly on the wall for winx club writers and higher ups because #i wanna know why they took the easy way out and directly making icy bloom’s foil and retconning her story to make her a bootleg bloom #then there is my headcanon that daphne is both there sister but that’s another post for another day #retconning icy’s story from being the trix sister to basically be a knock off bloom was the worst thing they could’ve done- #that’s not what a foil means #winx club missed opportunities #add Stella with the starlight chef’s kiss

[smol-stardust]

Maybe I needed to break apart

so I could begin to see with unclouded eyes.

Light enters through the cracks,

making the darkness a little less unbearable.

Colours made their way through,

A small smile on my face. Maybe

it's not the fact the we're broken that matters.

it's how we view the brokeness,

and create something beautiful

despite of the brokeness

#as i stare into space #midnight brainrot #poems #original poetry #poetryblr #sparky’s.poems #spilled stardust

[moriartyyouwhore]

a non exhaustive list of things I’d do if transported to the boys universe

get Kimiko and Frenchie therapy

walk into Vought, take a very sharp knife to Homelander’s head. (I just think, if you stab his brain enough times, he would have to die. Maeve has proven he can bleed. so.) (walk into Vought? how? I’m so glad you asked! a combination of the winter soldier walk, confidence, a lack of self preservation and an ungodly amount of audacity 🥰)

soldier boy

#the boys #soldier boy #kimiko #frenchie #midnight brainrot #homelander #Vought #y’know that one post about walking like you’ve been sent to kill captain America #get it? soldier boy? I’d do him? #yeah I should go to sleep now #jensen ackles

[stay-midnight]

This gives me two ideas:

One is Jeongin getting mistaken as a bottom by reader that is until they arrived in the bedroom and all reader could do moan Jeongin’s name in ecstasy and grip his blonde hair as he gets wrecked by Jeongin—

~

or the second one wherein Sub/Top Preppy/Rich Jeongin was getting a bit too overconfident and always boasts about how his family has these assets till Reader puts him in his place by tying him up and riding his dick but always stopping whenever he feels like Jeongin’s close aka Edging.

#midnight rants #omg #omg please #someone has to write this 😭 #midnight brainrot #3:13 AM rn and im dying #kpop x male reader #stray kids x male reader

[theohnocorral]

Unfortunately, my brain is becoming mean, so I'm turning in early,

See ya on the flip flop pals.

#famn i really cant finish anything #ah but that might be mean brain talking #chatter #i really thought id finish this stupid angst fic #maybe this is a sign that i shouldnt post it #its very #ah #but #you guys ever hear the song Michelle by sir chloe? #midnight brainrot #yeah theres something wrong with me #but is that the lack of sleep talking? #should i post it in two parts? #no #ok yeah wait this is def the lack of sleep brain being mean to me right? #right #lets go with that #why do people follow me again? #ok yeah time to log off

[miimoi]

It's literally midnight and all I can think about is the similarity between Vyn Ritcher and Sugawara Koushi.

The way both are similar in appearance and either are educators.

The way both would definitely enforce positive manipulation to highlight your positive attributes.

I can totally imagine both saying "alright then why dont you give it a try and see if it works the way you wanted" no context of course *wink wonk*

#Please tell me I'm not the only one #Midnight brainrot #Vyn Ritcher #윤노아 #Mo Yi #Sugawara Koushi #tears of themis #haikyuu

[datasoonging]

data geordi data geordi data geordi data geordi data geordi

#midnight brainrot

[goblin-enjoyer]

Anyone else wanna see Fiona and Finn fight at one point? I may be ork brained some times and do enjoy when characters I like fight in even combat, but like image this scenario:

Fionna has been causing a mighty ruckus around ooo what with her video game/rpg mindset (you know how she was almost indiscriminately beating people up in episode 3 I think, because she thought they were monsters? Yeah say in this scenario she has heat to fully realize that these are people and not mobs). Finn hears about this and goes to do hero things. Epic fight ensues until they figure out what’s going on and talk things down or something.

Now I’m no writer I just used to watch a lot of death battle/cartoon fight club/ultimate cartoon fighting (r.i.p) as a kid and got ork brained.

#midnight brainrot #adventure time #adventure time fionna #fionna and cake #fionna campbell #finn the human #finn mertens #I just think it would be cool

[anxnymouse]

winter

#ianthony #☀️🔍 #midnight brainrot #doodle

[dadesu]

Do angels and demons dream? Given that they don’t need to sleep, dreaming is probably not a thing for them.

But what if they do? They probably think they don’t dream because no one ever sleeps, and there’s Crowley who slept through the 18th century.

What if Crowley do dream, and didn’t realise it was a dream? He can keep his burning Bentley moving by imagining, dreaming is sort of a form of imagination right? So if he believes the things he dream of is real, would that alter reality?

#midnight brainrot #good omens

[dopey-devil]

To whom does the world belong

To you or to me or to the red jacket

Staring out the window on the train trying to hide the tears crowning her cheeks

To the bald head and glasses with mismatched socks

Shuffling under the weight of a life well lived

To the blood red lingerie in a pair of towering clear heels

Stalking their metallic ally attracting branded paper weighted with hollow bones

To the forest green jumper and scuffed doc martins

Frolicking in the light of victory over childhoods stolen too soon

To the haggard face and yellow fingers proudly sat

Atop their cardboard throne as the world passes them by like a bruised apple

Who’s to say who’s world it is?

Who’s to say there is only one world?

Who’s to say there is a world at all?

What I know is this

This world i am in is mine

Box dye hair, jewellery cracking in the heat, marker adorned skin, heavy glasses and purple bags hanging under muddy eyes condemn it to be true

And if this world indeed be mine,

Does it end when my bones are reclaimed by the earth

When rust grows over the locks fitted to my eyes

When gushing rivers of blood become the dirt it once watered

Others have lived before me and others will live after me

Others have died before me and others will die after me

In this never ending cycle we call existence

But where is the confirmation, the promise

That when I die the world will go on

Mine will not

The world is mine the people in it exist in adjacency to me

Footnotes in the book of my life

As I am but a cameo in theirs

And if my world is over then does the world end when I die

Reality is relativity

A fantasy formed of the lights my eyes choose to see, the waves my ears wish to here, the objects my body begs to feel

Is this real

Is this fake

Am I real

Am I fake

Does it matter?

I am doomed

And therefore the world is doomed

Living under threat of the ticking bomb I was born carrying

Lodged between my heart and my gut

Each tick bringing the world ever closer to the final act

The final scene

The final question

The final answer

Does the world end when I die?

(I will never learn the answer)

#poetry #drops this and runs #existentialism #existential crisis #it’s midnight and I’m tired #midnight brainrot #this is trash #but it’s fine #too tired for this #spilled poem #spilled poetry #poem

[vicontheinternet]

Aisha is a underrated member of the winx club imo

#I know ppl say that abt tecna but she just rated know since ppl have been saying that #like ppl have been showing tecna love for a while and it’s well deserved #but I’ve been noticing that aisha has been getting left out of winx fan art with all the girls #and I’m not saying this to make any one feel bad #winx club #midnight brainrot