Round 4: Match 8 of 8
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Jareth:
Vanquished (so far): Tim the Enchanter, Morgana, Aziraphale
"GOBLIN KING GOBLIN KING"
"im voting with my pussy sorry girl ive been obsessed with him since i was like 5"
"in the labyrinth lore jareth canonically has the power to alter reality"
"he kidnaps children but only when asked"
"Jareth needs no comment"
"he has magnificent shiny balls"
Miracle Max:
Vanquished (so far): Merlin (Emrys), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Dr. Facilier
"billy crystal improvised his entire humperdinck off and had the time of his goddamn life"
"Max is also wacky and hilarious. Like can you really beat 'ah a witch! I'm not a witch! I'm yer WIFE!"
"He can raise the (mostly) dead"
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More of my favorite funny quotes from The Princess Bride book (pt. 2)
"The pain is worse than I imagined!" Yeste cried. "How can it hurt when the point of the weapon is still an inch away from your belly?" Domingo asked.
"Get him out of my way. Move the infant." "The infant is ten and he stays," Inigo said.
"I wish I could remember what it was like when I was dead," the man in black said. "I'd write it all down. I could make a fortune from a book like that..."
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've know too many Spaniards." "I'm going crazy up here," said Inigo.
"Anytime you want to change places, I'd be too happy to accept."
"...milkmen where still in charge of bones, the logic being that since milk was so good for bones, who would know more about broken bones than a milkman?"
"Good got attracted to good, evil you flushed down the john and that was that."
Westley to Vizzini: "If she stops breathing in the very near future, it is entirely possible that you will catch the same illness?"
"I let him die laughing," said the man in black.
"There's death coming up, and you better understand this: some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it. This isn't Curious George Uses the Potty."
He was never very popular, what with his hunting fetish..."
"We do not see that much of each other." "Tender couple."
"Widows happen. Every day- don't they, Your Highness?"
"...What did you think a resurrection pill looked like?" "Not like a lump of clay the size of a golf ball," Inigo answered."
"I'm not stupid, you know." "Quit bragging."
"...excuse me, I've got to go belch my witch..."
"Chocolate was one of his favorites, right after cough drops."
...Max exploded right back, "and don't you mock my methods-tickling can be terrific in the proper instances..."
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Please consider reblogging, I’m so curious about this.
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Who I’d cast for the Princess Bride if it were made today
(Please note that I don’t want them to remake it, Princess Bride is my favorite movie and I hope it’s never remade. This is just a fun hypothetical)
(Also if an actor is in parentheses, they are an optional casting)
Westley played by Dev Patel (Nicholas Hoult)
Buttercup played by Saoirse Ronan (Thomasin McKenzie)
Inigo Montoya played by Diego Luna (Pedro Pascal)
Fezzik played by Kristian Nairn
Vizzini played by Michael Sheen (Rainn Wilson)
Prince Humperdinck played by Jonathan Majors (Henry Cavill)
Count Rugen/Six-Fingered Man played by Andy Serkis (Christoph Waltz)
The Grandpa played by Mandy Patinkin
Miracle Max played by Nick Kroll
Valerie played by Kate McKinnon
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Round 3: Match 16 of 16
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Miracle Max:
Vanquished (so far): Merlin (Emrys), Obi-Wan Kenobi
"billy crystal improvised his entire humperdinck off and had the time of his goddamn life"
"Max is also wacky and hilarious. Like can you really beat 'ah a witch! I'm not a witch! I'm yer WIFE!"
"He can raise the (mostly) dead"
Dr. Facilier:
Vanquished (so far): Jafar, Orko
"The doctor simply has too much swag"
"Asshole. I hate him. But by god he's a showy guy. His presentation and presence is unbelievable."
"'Friends on the other side' is THE Disney song of all time so he gets my vote for that and that alone"
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WIP Big Bang 2023 Round Starting April 1st!
What is the WIP Big Bang? Good question! This is a Big Bang with one goal in mind: to clean out your fanfic drafts folder. These are stories that were unfinished for whatever reason, that authors returned to and completed, and the art that goes with them!
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