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kind of a vent ish?
trans (grey)aro, ace culture is being annoyed as fuck when your mother says 'if youre asexual you dont need bottom surgery'
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vote2 · 9 months
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why arent any of the fun social sciences courses on the "reccomended for transfer list" -_-
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handsometheo · 5 days
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You've gotta hear me out on Ithaqua getting a little too possessive towards his survivor partner during a match ! Love your works btw <3
Mmmmmm Possessive Ithaqua 😍
Warnings: You'll never guess this one but Possessive behaviours
Pairing: Possessive! Ithaqua x Gn! Reader
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- He isn't sure what caused it. Maybe it's his own instincts telling him he needs to protect you, or maybe the manor is affecting him somehow..
- Your Team is quite possible the worst concotion of players to have paired with you. The Prospector, the cowboy and the "prisoner". He's semi-alright with Luca, he doesn't really do much harm. Its more a case of him being annoying to deal with on a good day.
- However Kevin and Norton strike Ithaqua the wrong way.
- He immediately finds Norton but instead turns his attention to finding you, just to make sure you stay away from them.
- He finds you. Quite easily actually. He comes across you helping Luca to decode who quickly runs off in favour of saving himself. Smart man, Ithaqua has to applaud him for using that mildly malfunctioning brain of his. He does have to break the connection, if only to delay your guaranteed escape.
- He lets you finish the cipher and simply stands around impatiently huffing and puffing to the side like a bratty child not getting enough attention. And that's accurate to a certain degree.
- once the cipher is done he tells you to go into a locker so he can pick you up and take you with him. You think nothing of it as this is fairly normal behaviour he likes to carry you around you've noticed. His little giggle when he picks you up just melted your heart.
- However. Unlike the usual routine, Ithaqua takes you to the nearest corner of the map and places you there before trapping you within his arms. His cloak making the two of you practically disappear, well.. you know as much as one can with the terror radius thing..
- His eyes are animalistic and his jaw clenched, but he makes no move to act on whatever violent act is forming in his head. Just pulls you to him as though he is trying to mesh with you.
- of course, he was mostly..., kind of, calm.
-Until the two idiots turned up. And by that I mean Norton and Kevin.
-Kevin lassoed you from Ithaqua's grasp, that alone made him screeched out in rage, but just to add some extra sourness to the situation, a magnet gets thrown towards him. Forcing him back into the wall.
- You struggle your way out of Kevins hold and push him away right as Ithaqua dashes at him. Norton quickly runs off to possibly hide in case he needs to really save, or possibly help Luca to continue saving.
- "IDIOTS, BOTH OF YOU!" You yell out to nobody in particular as Kevin had already run off. Ithaqua stays still for a moment, left eye twitching.
- He turns quickly. "Stay." He commands as though you are a dog awaiting your next trick. You're going to stay near, obviously, just maybe that Cipher off to the left will somehow get finished off...
- He dashes away in the direction Kevin left.
- As you're decoding, the prospector returns around the corner.
"Hey."
"Fuck off. That was stupid and you know it."
"Yeaaah.. but got the reaction I wanted. He's a tad bit, whats the word, protective? No. Possessive. Thats the one! Like he owns you."
"If he ever got asked if he owned me he definitely would answer like that.. It's a bit much at times, maybe next time to come running up to try and save when he's clearly not going to chair me. Luckily he seems to have lost Kevin."
The last Cipher gets completed by you and Norton but just before you can run to the exit, Norton says something that irks you.
"Geez, I didn't ask for your life story.. no need to keep going on..."
Yoou dont even initially intend to do it but you're hand reaches out to slam his head against the nearest wall to temporarily stun him.
"Not so fun now is it.."
In the distance a pissed off roar can be heard from Ithaqua, who you can assume just missed hitting the now escaped Kevin and Luca.
"Now, we're gonna surrender." You tell the prospector sternly
"Why would I do tha-"
You grab his ear and stare at him, "Consider it your apology to Itha. Believe me Kevin's going to deal with far worse."
Quiet grumbles are all that are heard from the disgruntled ex-miner.
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Hope you enjoyed :) I partially forgot what I was writing halfway through but I loved writing this ♡
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lunarifie · 2 years
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Rewatching Ninjago
(With no context other than the episode)
Skybound 9-10
Jay (after falling from the sky): Ow…
Ed: its our son!
Edna: you mean our adopted son. Remember?
Ed: well of course I remember! But this is the second time he landed on our doorstep!
BJFJSJSNJSOSJ
I love them.
Ed and edna are probably my favorite side characters
Nya swatting Nadakhans crew as they force her into a dress is actually so funny
Ed: The worlds falling apart and hes here eating soup! Your liked by everyone who meets you! Youre telling a boy from a junkyard cant scrap together a few new friends to help him in a jam?
YOU TELL HIM ED
AAAAAA I LOVE SKYLERS NEW FIT
Ronin, captain soto, skyler, echo, and dareth.
Jay picked a weird fucking team
This actually would have been a fun way to show how all the other elemental master were doing and show that the ninja are still in touch with them.
Pirate assistants (trying to read Jays lips): uhhh bequeath, mamajamma…
Jay: mamajamma, silverdollar, peanut butter… Echo do I have to keep doing this or are they gone?
Nfsjnfjenrb
me after seeing Ronin catch Dareth out of the sky: Okaaaay, I see you ronin x dareth shippers 👀
Skylers so cool
Soto was able to take out one of the pirates. Jay. Your on a DRAGON.
Nadakhans so pressed. And for what.
Pre-wedding stress I guess
Its genuinely surprising how well Dareth and Echo are sneaking around
Jay: wow… you look, beautiful.
AWWWWWWW
Jay (outside the barred window): I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJINN I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJIN-
Nadakhan (somehow deaf in the ears): if you wont come willingly Nya….
Jay (still screaming): I WISH NADAKHAN WASNT A DJINN-
Nya (actually doing something useful): yeaaah, im totally gonna marry you and be delara now! You should leave your sword behind though. (They leave the room)
Jay: GODDAMMIT- oh look the sword!
Are they gonna put Jay IN THE SWORD?!?!?!?
Jay: okay, if we wanna do this, we gotta do this quickly. So! Who wants to strike me down!
Everyone: (raises their hands)
Jay: Am I really that annoying… ☹️
Okay but why are they acting as if Jay is the only one who can wish for Nadakhan to not be a djinn. I mean, we have like, 5 people who have 3 wish slots. Why can’t it be any of them????
KAI!!!!!!!!!
JAYS GOT KAI!!!!
Captain soto: a watering can!?!? What am i supposed to do with this!?!?
Ronin: I don’t fucking know?!?? Get creative.
Jay found everybody!!!!!
Ronin: (has a shovel)
Ronin: (looks at it)
Ronin: (uses it to cover the nadakhans pirates in dirt instead of hitting them with it)
FUCK YEAH THEYRE ALL BACK BABYYY
wait
Zane MET echo?!?!??
I thought he never did 😭
I love how Wu and Lloyd are on the same wavelength now
Ohhhh if they make Nadakhan powerless djinjago will crush ninjago.
That makes sense
Thats probably why jay doesnt make that wish later
Now its just the og five.
So much has changed 🥲
Nya: Jaaay, where are youuuu… 😁
Dogshank: she’s beautiful!
Flintlocke: and slower than molasses dripping uphill 🤨
Jay (casting a random pirate into eternal damnation in the sword): haha! I forgot it did that.
Clancy: And do you! Take him to be your lawfully wedded husband?
The ninja: (banging on the wedding halls doors)
Nya: uhhhhhhh ill think about it…? 😀
Shiiiiit. Nadakhans got all the wishes ☹️
Nadakhan (talking to an unconscious Nya): I finally have you all to myself…
Dont like that. Dont like that one bit.
WHY DOES LLOYDS VOICE ACTOR KEEP SLIPPING INTO A BRITISH ACCENT
BCJSNFJDNSJFNDN
Jumping on sky explosives to get to the ship/venom is very anxiety inducing
I cant get over the fact that Lloyds super old now
I KNEW IT I KNEWITIKNEWITIKNEWIT
Delara FUCKING possesses Nya
the ninja: what are we gonna do…
Jay: MMMMMM
Zane: (trying to take the gag off Jays mouth)
Kai: If only someone could tell us… so I can get my sister back 😢
Jay: AAAA. WE HAVE THE POISON. that rlly hurt…
Jay: You can still shoot, flintlocke!! Nadakhan didn’t have the power, WE did.
You know, I never really understood this part.
Like woooow the magic of believing in yourself ✨🤩
But how tf does that fight against actual magic?!?!?!?!?
Delara: You are all I’ve ever wanted…
Nadakhan: Thats all I’ve ever wanted to hear- (looks at the window) MY SHIP??!?!?
Jay: (crashes and obliterates Nadakhans ship AND temple)
God. Delara is such a BITCH.
Its so weird that Nadakhans wishes are physical and projectile now. Like he cant just wish it to happen, if its harmful he has to actually aim and hit his targets.
Nadakhan: I will squash you like bUuUuGsssssss
Why did he say it like that 😭
ZANE
NO
YOU CANT JUST KILL HIM LIKE THAT
THAT WAS SO ANTI CLIMATIC
ZANE DESERVES BETTER THAN THAT
TO JUST BE TURNED INTO GOLD IS LIKE?????
WTF?????
KAI!!!!
COLE?!?!?
COULDNT COLE HAVE JUST GHOST PHASED THROUGH THE SPELL?????
Jay: Sorry Nya! I have to do this! (Fucking THROWS her)
LLOOOYD
theyre all just dead.
God this is traumatizing
Ok I knew the poison would weaken Nadakhan but I didn’t know it would EXPELL his power. I freaked out over the ninja dying for nothing!
Nya…
God I hate this part
Zane: The spider widow venom weakens him, but is fatal to her.
YES THANK YOU ZANE I CAN SEE THAT 😀
Nya: I never wanted to be a part of your boys club anyway…
Maam those are NOT your last words.
Jay watched her die…
Actually wait no. This is Kais SISTER. Why dont we ever explore that grief with him when something tragic happens with Nya????
Not the single tear drop.
This is what im talking about when I say Jay thinks outside the box.
Hes an INVENTOR
even when hes ridden with grief, when it seems like theres only two options. Stopping Nadakhan or saving Nya. He still invents a new way. A different option.
Love that about him.
I cant with the flashbacks.
This is it.
The rooftop.
The kiss.
Where it all starts.
And where it ends.
Ya know, bc, Jaya starts here, and the whole love triangle and weird Jay and Nya dancing around each other things stop… you get it.
Ik it seems like only Jay and Nya remember everything but the way Cole and Lloyd paused on their words, and felt a sense of deja vu makes me think that the other ninja at least remember bits of information.
Nya taking the initiative in the kiss is so in character I love it
Nya: I remember everything!
Jay: But how?!
Nya: Who cares!!!!
I care.
Id like to know how.
Ill take the power of love as an answer tho
Lloyd: im getting the weirdest sense of deja vu…
SEE
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jimsmovieworld · 1 year
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GIGLI- 2003 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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One of the greatest movies of all time.
Gigli (rhymes with really) is a gangster/debt collector with a "heart of gold". He works for mob boss Lewis who tells him to abduct Brian, the mentally challenged brother of a federal prosecutor in order to blackmail him into dropping charges...
Things are complicated when Lewis hires another contractor to watch Gigli and Brian.
The contractor is Ricky (Jennifer Lopez), shes as beautiful as she is annoying. She almost exclusively talks in monologues. She never does anything physical in the movie but talks a good game. She says thats she knows a move where she gouges your eyes and takes your memories.
Naturally, Gigli is keen to bang her but surprise surprise.... shes a lesbian. Thankfully thats never stopped Ben Affleck and he proceeds to woo her....
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Also, Gigli might be gay.
As Gigli and Ricky grow closer with Brian, the baywatch loving, mentally challenged guy they abducted, they start to have a crisis of conscience and consider starting a new life....
Gigli is one of the biggest box office bombs ever and is widely considered one of the worst movies ever made. How did the film turn out this bad exactly?
Some of the blame has to fall on Martin Brest who wrote and directed this. Unlike a lot of movies this bad, the director actually has a lot of experience. He directed Beverly Hills Cop, Midnight Run and Scent of a woman. After the release of Gigli he completely disappeared from the film industry and i wasnt able to find any comments from him about this film.
Another problem was that it was written as more serious and Sony wanted to cash in on the stars and made it more like a romcom against Martin Brest's wishes.
The budget for Gigli was 75 million dollars which seems impossible as most of it takes place in Larrys apartment, a whopping 52 mins of the runtime take place in there. Affleck and Lopez' combined salary added up to about 25 million dollars but i cant understand where the rest of the money went.
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Christopher Walken and Al Pacino both appear in a scene each. Its hard to say which is stranger. Pacino is dressed as Tony Stark playing a character called Starkman who rambles incoherently about whether a thumb is a finger. Walken wants to get a big bowl of pie, some ice cream, put some on his head, his tongue will slap his brains out trying to get to it.
Mmmmmm good, interested?
With the exception of Ricky, Gigli, Brian and Lewis, every other character in the movie appears for only one scene, does something insane and then we never see them again.
Giglis mother invites him over to inject medicine into her ass. When he gets there she is wearing a pink thong and tries to bang Ricky.
Ricky's ex turns up at the apartment in a rage, tries to initiate a three way, fails, and then slits her wrists. Then they just disappear like nothing ever happened.
Part of what makes this movie so funny is how many awful lines theyre are. Everyone talks so crazy its unreal. Like when Ricky wants Gigli to go down on her:
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Gigli was the first film to sweep the top five categories at the Razzies and was destroyed by critics everywhere. It doesnt seem to have found an audience the same way Troll 2 and The Room have but its one of my favourite movies of that kind. Its so needlessly offensive/very dated and at points it goes so off the rails you cant believe what youre watching. An essential watch.
One of my favourite movies.
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macaxie · 2 years
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OKI SO
Timeline moments (Yina ver as I havent finished the Flo re-writing yet)
(also I might add Oc interactions with a / surrounding each sides /example text/ (if that makes sense))
S1
Regularly hangs out with MK and Mei even before MK got his powers
A character focused S1 episode but with Yina would probably be about:
Yina dragging Mk with her to grab some ✨️magical✨️ flowers from the deep sea, Yina just uses that as an excuse to have a fun adventure with Mk (the flowers do not, in fact, have any ✨️magic✨️ powers but shhhh Mk doesnt need to know that ;>)
S2
S2 is when Yina (finally) discovers how to go full bird form, most of their arc in the season is trying to keep it hidden from everyone else bc they really honestly do NOT want any demon magic.
/She also meets Kito (Kito is not my oc) in S2, while shes probably a bit too loud and energetic for Kito, she attempts be calmer and gifts Kito some flowers with natural calming and relaxing effects/
A S2 character focused episode for Yina would be about:
Yina dealing with music artist block (does that make sense?), and seeing if Sandy could be of help. Sandy teaches Yina that its alright to have artist block and its normal, and helps her relax.
S3
Before season 3, Yina tended to not fight (even though she actually is pretty powerful (I like to imagine she can also control air :D)) but bc Mk lost his powers, Yina does start fighting to help the team. Also being the team cheerleader.
Her main character arc is truly accepting her demon powers and seeing the good she could do with them.
She also probably helped Macaque fight off possessed!SWK but thats just a thought.
(Yeah not much for S3, bc Flo will much more of a focus in S3)
Some Character relations
MK - BESTIE
Mei - ALSO BESTIE
Redson - S1, not a fan. S2/3, likes annoying him as much as possible
Tang - doesnt really have a negative or positive opinion of Tang, dudes just kinda there, ig they find him sorta alright
Pigsy - Local noodle shop owner teaches pop star how to cook/hj, pretty cool dude + yummy noodles
SWK - if Mk likes him, then Yina is chill with him.
/Kito - mmmmmm very cool person :D/
/Flo - These 2 are like siblings bro, and when S3 happens, they try to never EVER hurt Flo (thats the most I can say without spoiling much ;] )/
:3
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justyoursicanon · 1 year
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random shit I love in fanfiction that I try to find-
-Fluff (love this shit sm)
-Angst (Half the time i can actually feel my chest hurt from the sadness, and the other half I just start tearing up)
-Smut
-Enemies to Lovers (OH MY FUCKIN BELOVED <3)
-Songfics (The songs I would be unfamiliar with but sometimes the fic writes down the lyrics and it just makes said fic so much better, and I might listen to some song suggestions in songfics)
-Hanahaki Disease (Haha. We love a good ol fanfic disease, especially the ANGST)
-Mutual pining (Its fun seeing this engage but it honestly annoys me sometimes because said characters dont wanna MAKE A MOVE-)
-Slow burn (mmmmmm we love those long written and chaptered fics, but goddamn if its incomplete I will sob)
-Incomplete fic (Look, I don't know why but I just like them because most of the fics I've seen that are incomplete have such great fucking plots but ITS INCOMPLETE *sobs in the corner*)
And thats about it ^^
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emogen-heaney · 2 years
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List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 mutuals who reblogged something from you. Spread the happiness and positivity!!
(skip to end for a tl:dr ("too long: dont read"), aka a summary of the list if you so please your majesty)
1. listening to music with headphones by myself or through a speaker with my friends
2. my friends!! ik that sounds basic but my friends are genuinely my biggest source of happiness, i love that many of my close friends are okay with me being physically affectionate and with my love languages, theyre seriously the absolute best <33
3. seeing angel numbers!! lately ive been seeing a LOT of 111, but ive also seen a bit of 222, 333, 444 and ik its not an angel number but ive been unintentionally catching the time as 11:11 more often than usual so thats fun
4. PHYSICAL AFFECTION i sound. like a fucking 2014 slightly less emo version of my oldest sister (derogatory). anyways i love physical affectionnnn!!!!! i love hugging my friends SO much i do it literally all of the time i love having my arms around their lower half, tucking my chin on their shoulder and (with whom are comfortable, aka one (1) person) kissing their cheek as they work or explain to you gay nerd shit™ you dont understand and i loOVE kissing my bffs in platonic places oh my mmmmmm!!!!!!! /nsx. i love kissing!!!! but like, not with two mouths!!!!!!! omg places like forehead, cheek, nose, chin if im at an awkward angle, back of their neck (like at the top, not where its seen as sort of sexual or anything), collarbone, shoulder, arms, hands, oh my god THATS MY SHIT!!!!!! /POS
5. being alive. mm yeah okay lemme get sappy w you for a bit bare (/ref you're welcome @curious-georg) with me here; i am happy to be alive. a year ago, two, probably even fucking three by now, i didn't think i'd be able to even think that. i didnt think that would ever be me, that i would ever think living was worth sticking around for. i thought it was troublesome, burdening, annoying and overall stupid that i had to live and it was a lose-lose situation—living im miserable, but dying i make everyone who actually gave a shit sad for a while and trust me i. know. that. shit. hurts. and long story short i didn't wanna fucking live. as depressing as that sounds, its honest. but now? i am happy to be alive. im happy that i get to see people laugh, smile, their eyes, holding hands, bubbles, alley cats, color changing speakers, jack daniels, movies from [totally not illegal websites] and rewatching my newest comfort movie, being in love even if yes its 100% with my ex and i am genuinely not ashamed of that, i am happy that i am here to live through those the good and bad and i am happy that i get to experience these things. life can be really worth living, when you think about it.
tl:dr version of list
1. music
2. my friends
3. angel numbers
4. physical affection
5. being alive (/srs)
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formulabong · 1 year
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Driver names (according to my partially blind stoned friend who knows nothing about f1)
max - micheal (“no nono its derek”)
checo - david (“hmmm”)
charles - hunter (“hes awful i hate him”)
carlos - ben
george - cory
lewis - adam
este - warren (he made a face of utter disgust)
pierre - andrew (“preacher”)
oscar - brett (“hes just so.. like that one theatre kid.. like not the annoying theatre kid, the one thats just genuinely a bad person”)
lando - daniel (lmao)
bottas - gary (“i dont like gary, gary makes me uncomfortable in a way thats deep in my core”)
zhou - mark (“hes just kinda like ehh…”)
lance - peter (“deep frown… i hate peter”)
alonso - “his name is darren, i dont like him he makes me uncomfortable…. a lot of these men just give me rancid vibes”
kmag -brandon (“somebody who would mansplain to me what metal music is”)
nico - chris (he has “no particular thoughts” on chris)
nyck - roy (“he looks like hed be an obnoxious basketball player”)
yuki - zack (“mmmmmm he reminds me of a chemistry and computer science engineer i was talking to last week… a double major…. fuCKING FREAK!”)
alex - “umm rANDY”
logan sargent - chadrick (“getting into bed with the wives”)
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kronehaze · 2 years
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Fear for ep 20/Qilin having a moment where Ladybug tries to cheer up Chat Noir but it ends in a misunderstanding where LB tries to say something to the effect of "Hey are you OK? I'm worried about you" but Chat interprets it as 'stop acting sad', which would make the ladynoir moments in dearest family feel bittersweet
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violetnotez · 3 years
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Haaaaiiii! I don't know if you've done this before, but can you do a headcanon with Midoriya, Bakugou, Todoroki, and Kaminari (separately) dating a slim thicc reader who's waaaaay to kind to everyone for her own good? Sorry if that was specific lol. It just suits my life.
HC: Slim Thicc + Overly Nice Reader | BNHA
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Music Genre: Pop | BNHA
Characters: Midoriya, Bakugo, Todoroki
Warnings: cursing, suggestive content
Music Collection | Tip Jar | Requests!
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚:
Shop Owner Note: The fuq how did you describe me in four words lmaoooo-I really liked this idea alot!!!!! Also I only did Bakugo, Izuku and Shoto caus emy brain got fried, so hope thats okay!
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Midoriya
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THIS GIF ISNT APART OF THE HC AT ALL I JUST FOUND IT AND NOW IM FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAYYYY😳😳
Midoriya most definitely drink his respect women juice
He was raised by his mother after all
BUT
doesnt mean the boy cant be a little perverted-
He just loves your body!!!!!
How can he NOT love everything about it, from the way your school tights slightly squeeze your thighs to the point where he feel like he cant breath
Or when you wear his shirts and its tighter around the chest and flowy around you waist
Mmmmmm lets not forget your hero suit- this man would probably kiss the shoes of the person who made your suit
Cause DAMN they really made it as tight as possible and he just loves it sm
Lets be real this dude has probably popped a boner by accident just thinking about your hero suit 😶
ANYWAYS 💀💀💀💀
He is very much respectful about you and keeps his raging hormones horniness to himself
He is ALWAYS making sure you feel comfortable in your relationship, whether its from holding hands to cuddling, he will always make sure you give your consent
Now, when it comes to your kindness, this is something Midoriya probably loves the most about you
But he does find it really concerning when he notices you say “yes” to everything somebody asks you to do for them
And running yourself down, not looking as energetic as yourself
He is very observant, so he notices little things that signal you are little overwhelmed 
Like your clothes arent as perfectly ironed as they used to be, you seem to be forgetting your own things while remembering to bring everybody else’s, your smile seems strained, and you just look stressed
He is so incredibly empathetic- it pains him to his s/o look so distraught 
It does anger him a bit that these people can so easily take advantage of you, and not even care that you arent feeling your best because of what they asked of you
But he swallows down the anger, offering to help you with whatever you need at your dorm room
He tries to make it as stress free as he possibly can, bringing your favorite snacks and playlist of music to calm your mind
But at some point hed give you a very gentle talk,,,,
He knows you havent been feeling too great, whether you deny it or not, and he wants you to know that its perfectly okay to not say “yes” to every person
He knows you mean well and you want to help everyone out of the generosity of your heart, and he loves that about you
But you as a person are important, and you come first over anyone
✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ✧・゚: *✧・゚
Bakugo
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Like Midoriya, just LOVES your body
Like cmon, how can he NOT
Dude is a ass+boob man change ma mind 
At first he deifnitely denies it-
Him??? Stare at your ass??? Pshh he was looking at the oven baka, if anything your ass was blocking his view-
You would know you caught him red handed cause he face would get redder than Momo’s hero suit and he would actually stutter—-
Which would make him extrmeely annoyed and he’d be cussing a storm+be in a grumpy mood for an hour or two
But once you two get more comfortable in your relationship-
NO HOLDING BACK
He will have use every opportunity to just be meannnn
And by mean
I mean turn slapping your ass into some sick game
Like if you dont yelp and cuss him out whats the point?
Once he slapped you so hard he legit left his big ass hand print on your butt cheek and you were about to slap his smug ass back....
But off a 50ft building  🙃
Also a big softie too
Like when you to cuddle he loves cuddling into your chest 🥺🥺
To him it’s just so comfyyyyyyyyyy
Honestly, Bakugo can’t understand at all how you can be so nice to people
It confuses him???? But he finds it really....nice???
Like half the stuff you do for people Bakugo wouldn’t ever dream of doing
He knows he’d either give that person an intimidating, dirty look or just laugh at them, cause yeah right he’d waste his time with their stupid problems
Ouchhhhhhhh
But you are totally different than him-you had a lot more patience and sympathy than he had, always coming to everyone’s rescue it seemed like
He finds it attractive and to him, it confuses the hell out of him how he does
But what bothers him is how much time you spend away from him
He won’t ever admit it, but he feels lonely when you’re not around
And what’s even worse-is by the time you do hang out with him, your too tired to even properly pay attention to him after running around and doing everything for everyone else
Bakugo the Attention Whore
One day this dude would have enough, as he’s been getting the bad end of the stick for a good couple of weeks——
He just barges into were ever your at, and doesn’t give to shits what so everrrrr
Bakugo has one mission in mind: getting his s/o back
Wouldn’t acknowledge anyone but you, grabbing your wrist and yanking you out of the room even if your protesting with him
“The hell are you doing Bakugo, let go-“
“No 😠”
“Pleaseeeeeee I was in the middle of working on something-“
“I said NO 😠😠😠”
Angry Pomeranian Activated
Once stop dragging you until he locks you in his room, forcing you to hear him out
He HATES being emotional or open, but at that, he starts spilling his guts through gritted teeth and choppy sentences,,
Saying that you waste too much time in thise “extras”, that they don’t deserve as much time as you give them, and that you have more “important” things than do all their work for them
*cough cough him being the more important thing
But hoenstly, you feel a little bad for him,,,,,
So you compromise with him and promise you’ll spend more time on him
He’s pretty happy with that,
but now he takes it one step further to make sure you deifnitely have enough time to hang out with him
If he’s around when someone asks you for help, he’ll cut them off and lie straight theough his teeth, saying you two have a “date” and squeezing you close to him with an iron grip
“Wait-Bakugo-we didnt have a date planned-“
“Tsch, now we do-“
Shoto Todoroki
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I have said this timeeee and timeeee againnnn
But Shoto really is the definition of innocence
So really, it wouldn’t ever dawn on him on how killer his s/o’s body is
He’s just kinda like....yeah I know they have a butt and chest? Doesn’t everyone?😶
This poor Boi someone help him
It only really sets it after a few months of being together that he’s actually really, really in love with your body
Like how did he never notice how good you look in leggings?
Or how soft and comfortable your chest is?
And why does he want you to squeeze him with your thighs? 😳
Hormones are ragingggggg
And also veryyyyyyyy protective over you
Shoto is very observant and quiet in social situations, usually opting to check out his surroundings instead of trying to be sociable
So he’ll catch from time to time classmates commenting on you and your figure, and it never sits very well with him
At first when these incidences happened he was very conflicted, not understanding this intense jealousy and need to protect you
But after a while of contemplating his feelings, he understood it was because he was protective of you
And ohohoohohoh
This man is PROTECTIVE
He does little things you would never reallly notice until you actually do
Like when he takes you home after hanging out or a date, he lingers a little longer outside your door to make sure you’re inside safely
Or when you’re walking together he will make sure your walking inside the street and away from the cars
Also has a tendency to grab your waist or your hand when a group of men come your way
He just gets paranoid okay 🥺🥺🥺
And because he’s so protective, he doesn’t practically like that you’re being taken advantage of sometimes because of your kindness
Especially when it comes to other men
On a few occasions Shoto has spotted you in a sticky situation with a guy who was being a little too close for comfort
It would make you uncomfortable of course, you had a boyfriend you already loved a lot-
but you felt kind of bad just being a total bitch to this guy who desperately wanted a chance
So you’d just awkwardly laugh and smile with their stupid pick up lines, trying your best to be polite but also show you weren’t interested
But Shoto at this point has radar for when your in trouble, and just pops out of nowhere 💀
He’s not the type to flaunt his relationship by impulsively kissing you or anything like that, but he’ll show it in subtle ways
Like calling you “dear” or wrapping his arm around your waist
Honestly, the look of pure relief and comfort in your face shows more than Shoto could have ever done,,,
And that Shoto was deifnitely someone that was more than just a “guy fiend” and soemthing like that
Also Shoto would give them a look that could kill and that instantly scares the shit out anyone lmao
These dudes faces would deflate like balloons real quick, cause at this point everyone knows who Shoto Todoroki is
And how the hell can they compete with that
Instant “oh shit my bad” type energy
After those incidents, Shoto locks down way harder
He practically has you glued to his side, and he doesn’t let go
Like at all
Get used to it cause for the rest of the day Shoto is gonna be following you around like some body guard 💀
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yatsugareboyf · 4 years
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Please may I request, Aku, Dazai, and Chuuya with an s/o that’s really sweet and kind to them? Like, they’re just an angel and are offer nothing but love 💕
tysm anonie! finally an aku request MMMMMM I LOVE U AKUTAGAWA MUWAH also sorry if im late ;; online school is an ASS
hcs for akutagawa, dazai, and chuuya with a sweet! s/o
akutagawa ryuunosuke
we're starting off with my baby ilysm
at first hes like
"wtf r u doing"
cause you're bringing him tea all the time
offering to do his paperwork sometimes
and you're not even scared???? of him????
bro hes gonna be so confused
he ignores you at some point im sorry
its not that he finds u annoying, he just doesnt understand how you're so kind to him
like????? bro
"akutagawa-san?"
"......what"
"why are you ignoring me? did i do something, akutagawa-san?"
"i just don't understand..... why are you so kind?"
you blink, before giggling and settinf down his tea on his desk
"i just feel like being kind, cause i feel like no one had been to you." then you turn to leave the room
and now hes lowkey attached
NO ONE MAKES HIS TEA BUT YOU
once you start dating, he calls you his angel
"angel, you look tired. what have you been up to?"
"just the usual stuff, some people asked for help ;;”
"help? or did you do the entire thing for them? they're not supposed to take advantage of your kindness like that."
sorry fam akutagawa coming for their asses
he still gets flustered on why you're so kind and sweet to him
when you clean him after a rather messy mission
when you offer to bring his and gin's clothes to the laundromat
when you calm him down whenever the trauma gets him
he still doesnt understand how
but he tries to reciprocate everything
wakes you up with (bought) breakfast
accompanies you during missions to keep you safe
"angel?" he calls to you, walking towards your direction
"hmm? what is it?" you sit up from the sofa, looking back to see the dark-haired mafioso holding a small bouquet of flowers
"these.... are for you....."
hes trying for you, okay
dazai osamu
definitely thinks its weird how you're so kind
how could you when this world is nothing but kind?
but somehow you're still happy and helpful, assisting almost everyone in the agency everyday
even helps naomi with her homework???
so when you're together
he tries his best to make you rest from all the things you do everyday ;;
"belladona, i know you're such an angel, but its 3 am stop making those reports-"
whenever you take a walk with him and see some homeless kids, you cant help yourself
you told dazai to come with you and feed these poor kids
at first he was like "...no? y/n-chan, lets not-"
but he couldn't stand your sad stare at the children
so you both take the children to a nearby restaurant and fed them
and now its basically routine for you and dazai to feed the children
definitely loves how you’re so.....unconditional.
how are you so giving?
thats what he wanna know bae
sometimes uses that kindness but he really doesnt want to ;;
its hard not to take advantage, but he rllt wont
he loves you for being so loving and caring
"belladona, you're such a godsent."
nakahara chuuya
this man kinda doesn't like u at first
IM SO SORRY BUT LIKE
he gets flustered by your sudden kind actions towards him
and he doesnt like it because "its strictly professional"
bullshit chuuya you like it dont u
but he warms up to you once he finds out youre naturally caring
and not gaining his trust for some shit
loves it when you massage him
esp while hes at work, doinf paperwork he will lean to your touch and sigh
loves it when you pour him his favorite wine after your massage
you clean his hats for him
accompany him during missions (even if he doesnt like it) to make sure hes okay
and you clean up his mess-
hates it when mori takes advantage of your kindness
mori uses you a lot for missions that you dont have the courage to say no to
but chuuya will help u out dw
he'll spoil tf out of you
like, dude
you keep refusing but the loads of GIFTS
you're always by his side, some workers mistake you for his assistant
at home, you take care of his wounds and make sure he eats well and is rested
he loves u vv much for all the things you do for him
hes not that great at showing his love other than spending his money
but he cares for you
and will drop kick everyone who dare taint his angel
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fallencrowkarma · 2 years
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Nfiajcnei fucking "annoying ass ginger" "masochist ginger" cuz this mans fights at any second possible- "Dr. Frankenstein the second" that one seems plausible for Dottore- or "ruin guard fucker" because this bitch works on ruin guards a lot doesn't he?-
You know that "gaslight gatekeep girlboss"? Well my friend said "mansplain manipulate malewife"
So Scaramouche saying that for shits and giggles-
And then some of.. THOSE fans are just "petition for malewife Subtitle-San"
And when the harbingers finally figure it out wtf happens- like they'll know eventually. Signora couldn't give a shit even if she tried- Dottore's prolly pissed like "I'm not a ruin guard fucker!" Childe's just..
Teasing him-
Haha you like reader!
"Oh really? I never knew..." sarcasm-
Everyone begging to hear Scara's voice in the discord VC but he always uses voicemod or speaks in Japanese so the English speakers dunno wtf he's saying- typing translations into the no mic chat the whole time- "it's either voicemod or Japanese. Because people who know me irl don't really hear me speak Japanese often unless I'm screaming at them because they pissed me off like dumbasses" is his explanation-
But then once he does finally speak English without voicemod everyone just 🥵🥵🥵
HAHSDJDH RUIN GUARD FUCKER LMFAO YES
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss is signora dhdhdhdh thats her!!!!
Malewife subtitle-san 💜💜💜💍 want him so bad💜💜💜💜
I agree tho, signora wouldnt care, dottore would be annoyed at the nicknames and maybe throw in a teasing comment here and there. And Childe rlly Just brings it Up all the time to tease him. ( He thinks It's kinda cool tho)
Even Just hearing His voice in japanese mmmmmm 🥵 Chat will be spammed because ugh He needs to Talk more pls. And then english too Just 🥵 you think His voice gets a bit deeper When talking english? Cuz some people have that where the voice Changes a little depending on the language.
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neopuff · 2 years
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K, L, N, S, T, Z?
K: What’s the angstiest idea you’ve ever come up with?
i wrote a naruto fic when i was 12 where tenten got possessed by a demon and i think she died at the end so that's angsty. also a powerpuff girls comic i wrote when i was 6 was about bubbles dying and then her corpse being controlled by an unknown villain
L: What’s the weirdest AU you’ve ever come up with?
mmmmmm i dont really do AU stuff!
N: Is there a fic you wish someone else would write (or finish) for you?
yes...i have many story summaries i wrote down and sometimes i just stare at them
S: Any fandom tropes you can’t resist?
i'm always weak for villain/mom and we-have-a-history-thats-muddled-by-miscommunication-and-insecurities
T: Any fandom tropes you can’t stand?
when characters are supposed to be friends n teammates but their entire relationship is just arguing. also ships that originate from sexual harassment
Z: Major character death–do you ever write/read it? Is there a character whose death you can’t tolerate?
i do not! and i shall not. it's just not interesting to me at all. i'm still annoyed by the end of star wars rebels lol
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ninjayuri · 3 years
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I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF MY ICON LMAO 😭✋
so there’s several bits to this but surprisingly Childe isn’t the cause- but that would be a fun concept to explore itself.
Anyway so like it boils down to “two evil celestial lesbians (Tsaritsa + Baal) decide they want to either conquer or destroy the world, whichever comes first”
So like pairing Baal, who in this story keeps her gnosis (yeah she still has it in canon atm but it’s HIGHLY likely she’ll lose it by the end of the Inazuma quests) with the god who not only has her own but also two others. Yeah that might not be good for anyone.
THATS INTERESTING ACTUALLY BC LIKE we dont actually KNOW why the tsaritsa is doing her whole gnosis thing at ALL...... baal would probably be annoyed at the rest of the world affecting her eternity, but the tsaritsa? mmmmmm fun. gnosis hunt decree x vision hunt decree, watch out
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ribbyribby27 · 3 years
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My Xiao build!!!!
aaaaaa well for artifacts ive chosen ofcourse 2 pc glad and 2 pc viridescent i do need a better crit rate tho mine is just bLaSs
for a weapon i took favonius lance i heard its bad for him but i never bothered to find out why it has a little lower energy recharge than starglitter but its base atk was higher so i just went w it
okay i literally hate lvlling up talents like wtf books are so annoying to get uGhH time to wash down all my resin and fragile resin for this bs.
hmm w this build i could reach upto 6 or 7K damage and i dUmMo iF tHaTs gOod oR nOt sOooOo :3
pWeEeTtY bOi tHo mMmmmM cAn i sMeLl uR hAir pLs? nO? :'( ☆☆☆☆☆
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