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deadshadowcreature · 1 year
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New monkey cop au ideas after watching Juvenile Justice
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kasssscali · 8 months
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monkey king x reader having a gnomeo and juliet ‘hello hello’ first meeting (especially if it’s the star crossed lovers scenario) with monkey seeing their silhouette and following not knowing what or rather who it’ll lead him to, the flirty banter, the moonlit night, the everything
I had to watch that scene over and over again to perfect this lol
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Monkey is out one night, stick is draped over his shoulders and the two are having a conversation
yeah we know Stick communicates in it’s incoherent groaning but Monkey can understand stick perfectly
and the two are just talking about their new adventure on the Journey To the West
your silhouette will pass by, your quick but Monkey can instantly see you
”FINALLY! A demon! Come on stick we got work to do!”
he doesn’t exactly know if your a demon, but he hopes you since he has that need to fight and kill
he chases you through the forest, the only light he can depend on for his vision is from the silver moon shining down
you however, are unaware of this stranger following you
Monkey is fast, and for the element of surprise he wants to appear right in front of you
your still running through the forest, pushing large leaves and branches out of your way still going at your pace
“I can’t wait to see the look on its face when I-“
You two are right in front of each other, the two of you don’t lock eyes at first, your both staring at the ground at each’s others feet and your eyes both trail up to see the stranger in front of you
and as soon as you lock eyes everything goes still
Monkey wasn’t entirely sure what to expect, he hoped for a demon and he wasn’t disappointed to see you
your eyes are beautiful to him, he recognizes you as a mortal but seeing your eyes glisten in the moonlight makes his heart pound
The two of you just stare at each other, stick begins to speak and breaks the tension making Monkey come back to reality
I don’t think the reader has ever seen a magical stick before, you’ll ask questions about where Monkey got it from and if it really has a mind of its own
”Oh Stick right here? I got it from the Dragon’s King’s palace”. He shrugged when he said that. He has that confident smirk on his face, it’s like he trying to impress you
Stick is definitely going to notice whats going on, stick and the Monkey King are basically best friends and it knows what Monkey King is feeling
It’s probably not the best wingman but it’s intentions aren���t bad, stick jumps from Monkey King’s grasp and shoves Monkey into you
Monkey being born from a stone, I imagine he’s heavy like a stone
and your strength won’t hold and you’ll fall backwards with him on top of you
Monkey’s gonna have some words with Stick when they get back to the Monk
this is still the star crossed lovers scenario (cause we live for that drama) and sooner or later the realization of why Monkey can’t be with you is going to dawn on him
and its a painful roller coaster for our boy
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syrupbitee · 1 year
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WHY'S NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M GONNA COMMIT MURDER
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when sun wukong says "forever is a long time" his voice sounds nostalgic af, he's looking at those monkeys being happy, knowing nothing about the world but happiness. THEY'RE TWO. TWO. SUN WUKONG LOOKS AT THEM AS REFERRING TO SOMETHING
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THIS SOMETHING. THE PAST. THE FOREVER IN THE PAST. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THIS. SUN WUKONG REMEMBERED THIS. LIKE. WHAT HE PROMISED NEVER BECAME TRUE.
CRYING. BLEEDING. SUFFERING. SCREAMING
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wolfsonic · 6 months
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"Everything the light touches is our kingdom."
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Did I just make a lion king reference?
Yes, yes I did XD
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tariah23 · 3 months
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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
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phantom-phortune · 9 days
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This is why you don't sleep with the Tyrant King - The consequence is children
Constantine avoids involvement with the Infinite Realms for two reasons.
Who wants to deal with all those Ancients in the first place?
He’s avoiding yet another unhinged ex of his.
Of course, hooking up with Pariah Dark wasn’t really an actual relationship, more like a one night stand via dream walking (Nocturn owed Pariah, but seeing as it would be insane to release the Tyrant King from his endless sleep, he’d give him a dream partner every couple centuries) - regardless, Constantine doesn’t want to deal with that.
So yeah - the fact that the Justice League is attempting to summon the High King into the Watchtower has him wanting to drink more than usual.
Of course he gave warnings, but they’re dead set on doing so. A green folder had appeared in the secure “cursed artifacts” vault with no trace of whoever left it there. How else were they gonna find out how it got there?
So Constantine’s stuck there to set up wards, and is trying to find his way out of this one.
When the summoning circle worked, no one expected the teenager to pop out of it. 
Instead of Pariah Dark, or even the sarcophagus showing up, there was a white haired ghost boy with glowing green eyes the same color as the flames of the Crown of Fire. Except he didn’t look exactly like the others ghosts. He had a human skin tone, his proportions were exactly like a human teenager’s, and he was wearing a black and white hoodie with black sweatpants, for God’s sake. 
… Were ghosts able to reproduce with humans?
Before any of the Justice League can get into questioning, Constantine speaks up:
“You’re not the Ghost King.”
Green eyes settle on him, lighting up with recognition - Danny knows exactly who this is, with the amount of complaints on his desk about the blonde. Clockwork also informed him (he didn’t want to know but now he does) of the man’s stint with Pariah. 
Daniel “Commit to the bit” Fenton chooses to do just that.
“Of course not,” The confusion crosses the face of the heroes present- “That’s just because I haven’t had my coronation yet! I’m the Crown Prince, it’s practically the same thing!”
Oh, and the dread and realization crossing Constantine’s face is almost enough to make his core purr in amusement. 
“Now I will gladly answer all your questions, but first!” His eyes swept over the heroes before raising his hand and pointing accusingly at the British warlock.
“John Constantine,” his voice boomed, the temperature of the meeting room dropping as his face stretched with a smile too big and too pointy, “You owe me fifteen years of child support.”
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radiance1 · 9 months
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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.
The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.
Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.
So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?
He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.
The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.
It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?
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Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?
He'll give them some points for dedication, though.
Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.
The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.
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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.
For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).
It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.
Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!
He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.
And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.
Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.
It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.
At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.
So he answers and is gone with a pop.
Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.
Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.
Fuck.
Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.
So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.
The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.
Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.
The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.
Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.
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still-we-rise · 1 year
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As a foreigner, the funniest thing about Käärijä being so unproblematic is that his music doesn't sound unproblematic.
Looking up lyrics of Yhtä vailla, I was bracing myself for 5 slurs and being told to go make him a sandwich. Meanwhile Yhtä vailla:
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nelkcats · 10 months
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Blob Meditation
It was no surprise that Sam had the worst temper among the three of them, Danny thought it was because she worried too much, Tucker thought it was accumulative stress. The thing is, nothing she did helped with calm her down, which was why she suggested her friends to leave her alone for a few minutes, she didn't want to punch them.
They agreed and Sam sat on the castle stairs, she was stressed about her parents, college and Danny's safety. She was thinking about how to get him to move with them to Gotham, where Jazz was working but Danny wasn't comfortable with that. He wanted to help as much as they did, and it was obvious he wouldn't be able to contribute anything if he moved.
The fact that he had to hide from vigilantes who never paid him any attention before also frustrated him.
As she was thinking, some blob ghosts came bounding up to her, she pushed them away and continued on, but they swarmed and enveloped her. In a few seconds all her stress was gone and Sam looked at the blobs in dismay, though they gave her an idea.
Frostbite commented to her that the Blob ghosts were relaxing due to the fact that they purify, negative emotions were part of that. Sam smiled and offered Danny his business idea, the halfa looked at Sam doubtfully but hesitantly accepted.
Soon there was a new business popping up in Gotham. A relaxation and meditation center run by a young man, although it seemed to have a confidentiality agreement if you became a member. Strangely, both Rogues and regular people were attending.
The Batfamily became suspicious and sent Red Hood to investigate. A few days later, Jason was a member and was as calm as they had seen him in years, not even angry with Tim or calling him replacement for a whole week. Bruce began to worry that he had been caught in some kind of mind control.
Sam was happy that the business turned out good, seeing the room full of Blob ghosts was not surprising, they all floated around Danny and his "clients" happily, she guessed they were feeding well, Danny also seemed happy to contribute something to pay his University and their shared department so everyone was winning.
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castielsprostate · 8 months
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it's been one nasty gay sex year since the queen dropped dead!! reblog for charles to slut drop into the grave!!
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crowleysfall · 3 days
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I have never needed two characters to meet more in my entire life
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So anyway, about the critics and the audience score...
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ew-selfish-art · 10 months
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Dp x Dc AU: Tucker gets hired by the JL to work on the Watchtower’s cybersecurity... He might have a few friends visit. 
Batman looked over the application for visitors presented to him by Dr. Foley, who was nervously wringing his hands but seemed excited to talk about his two close associates, and it appeared that everything was in order for the pair to be allotted a short visitation time slot. 
The paperwork was established by Batman himself after all, needing a way to permit non-members (His Children) to visit him at his office in the watchtower. Looking over Dr. Foley’s application, the invites to Dr. D. Fenton and Dr. S. Manson seemed to be somewhat warranted.
Dr. Fenton is a well known astrophysicist and Dr. Foley had been upping the security to reflect more complex physics models as the ‘lock’ mechanism for access to Watchtower servers. Dr. Manson was a more controversial figure in social justice but a biochemist to rival Dr. Pamela Isley, not to mention she was someone Bruce Wayne had met a number of times and not completely hated (though he was sure she hated him and everyone else in the gala). She was a fan favorite guest by his children and a great advocate for animal and human rights. 
Batman approves the application, allowing their visitation for a few hours at a time once a week until the completion of Dr. Foley’s project. 
He doesn’t hear much from it, nor from Dr. Foley, but things start to come down the rumor grapevine that the two guests were more than they seemed. Red Robin was the first to comment on it to him, and as practical and efficient Tim could be, there was a look of chaos in his smile as he discussed the two additional PhDs. He was stingy on details and that always meant something bad for Bruce’s mental health. A few others asked a few questions as to who exactly the pair were visiting, and Cyborg commented that they weren’t really doing too much to assist Dr. Foley. 
Batman decides to intervene and meet these two for himself when he hears Constantine complain (not that the man wasn’t always complaining about something) about the two new magic users being way too OP for normal humans. 
This is how the JL gets to become allied with Ghost King Phantom and Thorn (not Poison Ivy pt.2 as Robin insisted). Turns out they weren’t sure if the JL could be trusted with interdimensional politics, so Tucker spent the last two years gaining their trust to let Danny and Sam up here to ‘check the place out’ before they committed to becoming members. 
Batman doesn’t even get to raise alarms at the espionage of it all because Red Robin has already programed their new badges and welcomed them on with open arms and a project to take down the LOA’s Lazarus Pits “safely”.
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tooncraze · 10 months
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The duality of ghost hunting
No cause I played the 3rd game first and was put off by how passive agressive Gadd was to Luigi, only to be more surprised by the fact that he was actually quite nice to him in the previous games?? Like what happened between the second and third game💀💀
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starrycomics · 4 months
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Does anyone else still think about the fact that instead of the Ric Grayson arc, the original pitch was that Tim takes over the Nightwing mantle while Dick recovers from his head wound and vertigo?
And that we could’ve had a Dick Grayson, a man who has been a hero since he was eight years old, reckoning with the fact that he’s forced to mentor from the sidelines while Tim takes up another mantle he created, knowing it’s good and necessary but still holding onto some bitterness? And Tim, a boy trying to live up to another legacy of a hero he’s spent his whole life admiring, trying to adapt his style to match Nightwing’s while struggling with his own physical limitations as a vigilante? Imagine the cyclical stories we could have had - Dick watching a boy younger than he was taking on Blockbuster and the BPD, maybe watching him loose like he did, broken down like he was, and not able to do a thing about it?
I think about it a lot
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cheerioskid · 7 months
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hermittober day 3: fortune!
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