Why does the gay character always have inanely good and thick eyebrows???
Is it because I’m bi? Is that why I have these invisible worms???
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before I go to bed. this one from josh shultz from earlier in the tour.
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Ashley: In how many other timelines am I like this?
Liu Kang: You are unique among all of them, Ashley.
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it is wild to me how defensive ppl are getting on behalf of the gods though. like they're immortal beings with way more influence over the lives of individual mortals than in reverse. many of them are canonically, unambiguously evil! but whenever a pc expresses that they don't really care for the gods the tag fills up with "you guys are being like, super mean to the unaccountable ultra-powerful beings right now" ass posts
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do u like women. ok great. do u like smart women. do u like smart and hot women. do u like smart and hot women that will flirt w u until your knees are weak and laugh when they notice. great then do I have a girl for u
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Ashley: I am the goddess of incest, protector of siblinghood.
Liu Kang: The what now?
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Well, we can officially confirm that The Flash is a real movie that exists. We’ve seen it. We also saw Elemental this weekend! Well, at least Demi did. Is Andy Muschietti the latest horror director to make a dope superhero movie? Is Elemental basically a kids’ version of Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? And does Demi have a new favorite Kryptonian to thirst over? Listen to our new episode to find out!
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