* ― 𝑴𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑷𝑶𝑷𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 𝑰𝑵 𝑺𝑪𝑯𝑶𝑶𝑳 𝑷𝑹𝑶𝑴𝑷𝑻𝑺.
( contains sentences / phrases from the series most popular girl in school on youtube! feel free to change pronouns and add the name of characters. CONTAINS HEAVY LANGUAGE AND NSFW/18+ MATERIAL! )
“Well, I was all like ‘No, and then you were like, you are!””
“He was all like ‘No, but then you are!’ and I was like... I kind of am.”
“So, long story short, he’s kind of my boyfriend right now.”
“I am so pretty.”
“Is there, like, cheer practice today?”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“I asked you first.”
“I asked you second.”
“Who the fuck let you in here?”
“So, [name], let me tell you how things work around here.”
“I already know how things work around here.”
“This is my bathroom, this is my place, and this is me telling you that you need to learn your place.”
“Guess what? I already know all those things.”
“You’re not from around here, are you, [name]?”
“Where the fuck is that?”
“Okay, [name] just what the fuck do you want?”
“I want to poop here.”
“Whenever I want, for as long as I want.”
“Fine, but know this, I do not like you.”
“I feel indifferent towards you.”
“I’ll be watching you.”
“I’m going to poop now.”
“Owned. Have fun smelling my poops, bitches!”
“Was that slutty of me that I gave you a handjob last night?”
“Why do you say ‘how do you say’ before words you CLEARLY know how to say?!”
“She’s so from Montreal.”
“In exchange for that, you have to watch a whole episode of Glee with me.”
“God, I hate her so much.”
“I mean, it was good, it wasn’t great.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?”
“I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now.”
“I’M NOT PREGNANT!”
“Well, not after that punch you’re not!”
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