#my door wife

[sydneighsays]

I realized this morning that I've never designed a Ḩ̵̛̘̤͙͔̝̫̖̻̦̞͙̺̅̿͘͝ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝l̶̬̞͎̖͉̹̝͕̝͖̣̉͆ë̸͓̮͉͈͇͍̖͎̩̞͈́́́̋̇̾͋̈́̾͆͑͘͘͜͠͝ǹ̷̨͍̮̥̹̘͙̗̻̬̬̜̥̮̃̒̈́̽͗̿̍̄̂̏͆͠͝ in my style well here ¿she? is!

This is h€r most human appearance!

🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🧚‍♀️🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

#fanart #the magnus archives #tma fanart #helen richardson #helen the distortion #tma distortion #tma #the spiral #the liar #my hallway wife #my door wife #real estate agent of death #what's the opposite of a fun house? then make it fun. then make it a person #I can't fucking believe she was a Tori

[cairafea]

he makes this joke every time.

#sissel #yomiel #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #ghost trick spoilers #art #my art #fanart #comic #halloween 2023 #bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already #you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god #all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand. #sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED. #there's a reason sissel is purple yes. #the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume. #depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious #pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers. #post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny #deserve #no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place #the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere #took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers

[supercalifragipopculturevomit]

ICONS ONLY: Daniel Brühl Characters (2011 - 2021)

The criteria of this collection changed from iconic looks to favorites, so it ended up being a mix of both. I wanted to do a 3x3, so I kept it to a certain decade to limit the selection pool. It pains me that I had to cut Tony Balerdi, but he felt so out of place with this chaotic, feral bunch. Might just do a different one so I can make it up to him.

#Daniel Brühl #Baron Zemo #Helmut Zemo #The Falcon and the Winter Soldier #TFATWS #Laszlo Kreizler #The Alienist #Niki Lauda #Rush #Ernst Schmidt #The Cloverfield Paradox #Sebastian Zöllner #Me and Kaminski #Lutz Heck #The Zookeeper's Wife #Daniel Weltz #Next Door #Nebenan #Erik Jan Hanussen #The King's Man #Álex Garel #Eva #danny bunch #my gifs #gifset

[kittanthalos]

#mood

#willow #willowedit #kit tanthalos #ruby cruz #dailywomen #userbbelcher #dailytvgifs #wlwedit #wlwsource #wlwgif #filmtv #tvedit #fantasyedit #willow disney #willow 2022 #my stupid wife #now why was she walking out that door like there weren't people chasing them... #dumb b*tch i love you #!mine

[queerlyloud]

Currently reading Sansûkh because I am not able to move around much right now, and I was just thinking how like, all the interspecies ships HAVE to be collaborative works between Mahal and the other Valar, so basically they got together and made OC's specifically to fall in love and get married, and if that isn't fandom-coded behavior, idk what is.

Tldr: the Valar are a bunch of artist friends who get together and make dolls together so they can kiss and fall in love and get married 💕

#That still only counts as one! #mine #jo is talking #silly #funny (to me) #sansûkh #lord of the rings #bagginshield #gimleaf #gigolas #kili and tauriel #the elf and dwarf who made the doors #dont act like you didnt know those two were in love and living happily tinkering and crafting together #valar #lotr #edit to add arwen and aragorn #bless my sweet cardboard cutout man and his hot older wife #truly the most forgettable ship in the series but we all still love them so much #it's just because everyone else's is also funny #bless

[colorfulplasma]

Knock, knock

he's looking for his wife

Yeah too bad he's in the wrong au

MvA and PIB belong to @weirdozjunkary

#“I miss my wife Sonic” #“I miss him a lot” #meh doodles #sth #art #sonic au #Halloweentown Au #knuckles the echidna #sonic the hedgehog #fanart #sonic fanart #sonic #sonic the hedgehog the last wish #mva au #There's was suppose to be another pic with Sonic answering the door #But I sadly didn't have any motivation :(

[evilfarmin]

This is how the blood pit went right?

#tcgf #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #san lang #xie lian #hualian #art? #hot tip dont make your first fanart in a new fandom one minute of animation #my hallway wife and door wife (hua cheng) #edit PLEASE not me misspelling it ''gage'' please

[enden-k]

stop it, even with their birthday messages-

"after we compared the taste of each, we decided that this was the best" ??? so he and haitham tried out all the coffee beans together and sent u the ones they find best? im kissing them both rn 🥹

( also the last part of his message.....i love him sm omg, this is wonderfully said )

#and the safe travels idk why i immediately see housewife kaveh standing in the door waving u goodbye and wishing safe travels AJKCS #my wife shaped bbg #😭💕💕💕💕💕 #babbles #genshin tag

[sweetlullabyebye]

Honestly episode 6 from Strangers from Hell is so funny because it's basically everyone in the studio going 'dude we fucking hate room 303 let's kill him' and Moonjo going 'why are u guys so mean to him 🥺' meanwhile Jongwoo is litteraly screaming in people's faces

#mrs. eom 'hey let's get rid of room 303' #moonjo: wdym #twin: 'everyone's tired of it just kill him for christ's sake' #moonjo: i don't see what ur talking about #moonjo like 'i stand with my cancelled wife' #and the cancelled wife is the new neighbour who bangs on people's door at night to scream at them #strangers from hell #seo moonjo #yoon jongwoo

[tryingtofindava]

LOOK WHO JUST SHOWED UP AT MY DOOR

MY GF (real not cap)

#ellie williams #im in love with Ellie Williams #ellie tlou #the last of us #tlou #let’s go lesbians!! #I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door #my wife is home for Christmas #ellie williams x reader #ellie the last of us #ellie x fem reader

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I just remembered that I never showed you guys the pretty pigeon lady I drew a while back, so here she is! Her name is Rochelle Jacobin, and she is THE drama queen <3

Watch how fast I can completely make up an entire backstory for them in the tags

#She is very gay and so is her husband (the eagle) #they mututally agreed to marry each other for tax benefits #:) #Mr Eagle is a disgraced detective who fell out of grace with the police when he tried to denounce one of their corrupt plots #that he (accidentally) discovered during an unrelated investigation #now he is a small time painter that paints faux copies of famous artworks for his beautiful wife/partner in crime to sell #they also have their beloved darling son they randomly found on their front door (the curly feather pigeon!! idk their name...) #BOOM- completely pulled that outta my ass. improv skills 10/10 #my art #pigeons #birds

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

tragic! this faggot finally has an opportunity to go to the fun out of town gay bar and the weather is so weird she can't figure out how to serve cunt in a god honoring way

#we are driving an hour out of our way to go to a bar called the back door how fun is that #the first and only time i went there was with my ally oder brother and his wife and i was so charmed by it i think abt it like weekly #it would be an average gay dive in any big city but its hands down the coolest place in indiana. if u are a faggot

[dearmahiru]

when you're a self-righteous girl with a sympathetic reason for your murder but morally gray because of your rigid belief system + the threat you pose to your fellow prisoners

anyway for the "it's terrible shidou got the highest inno percentage" crowd you can fight back. vote amane and kotoko inno for them to gang up on him and break his kneecaps. #feminism

#everytime we get a new mv it just bolsters my excitement for kotoko i wanna see my wife in the new art style #when her door drops. oh boy. oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy #milgram #amane momose #kotoko yuzuriha #꒰ 🕊 ꒱ ── cinnamon lead astray

[taniushka12]

collection of screenshots i took while revisiting control after playing alan wake 👁👁

#yes i know there are a lot more other stuff but............. alice............... my WIFE......... #alan wake #control #the fact that the door appeared after alice appeared..... #what do we think fellas alan caught a whiff of 1. her 2. the fact that she's being harassed by mr scratch (I? PRESUMME?*) #and willed that door to existence? #/sidenote im rewatching alan's scenes in the awe dlc on youtube and MAN this makes MUCH MORE SENSE after playing his game lmfao #(*im actually starting to doubt that? i dont know what to think anymore) #godddd i Need to play aw 2 so bad

[5ths]

Weird architecture

#my hallway wife my door wife #helen tma #the magnus archives #tma #the distortion tma #helen richardson #tma fanart #the spiral tma #Monochrome #greyscale #horror art

[emilyjunk]

Hey it's me!! Live From New York, It's Saturday Night Lesbian Day of Visibility

#personal #my face #it's been 84 years since i selfied on here #but ig i will today.... for the lesbians #the mustache one is live ✌️ me in my 70s serial killer persona. lock your doors im coming in to steal your wife and maybe your snacks #also yes that's my girl! and that selfie made me realize my DNR tattoo says ANG backwards 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂😂 #anyway #ldov