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rosienthal · 15 days
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it's quite funny for me since my favorite character in Band of Brothers is our aggressive, (allegedly?) war criminal with a reputation, big-balled Ronald Speirs while my fave in Masters of the Air is our heroic, soft and gentle, humble Rosie Rosenthal😭
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vergilbergart · 1 year
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"where have u been vergil"
well.
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anti-cosmofangirl · 1 year
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The chronicles of Betrayus and his naughty boy war crimes.
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termagax · 7 months
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18.. fern😁 OR the roadhog in 14❤❤❤❤
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NO VISIBLE MEANS OF SUPPORT AND YOU HAVE NOT SEEN NOTHING YET
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Flowerfell made by @underfart-snas
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wifegideonnav · 3 months
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Do you think Vriska and June are lesbians for each other?
ok im gonna be so honest here i havent read any post-canon (altho i do intend to eventually) so i can only speak to the versions of them in the main comic andi did not like johnvris at all during hs, partially because i think their entire attraction to each other is based on an idealized version of what the other represents to them and not in reality and partially because i ummm do not like john. sorryy. i don't hate him or anything and i get why other people do like him but i just did not connect with his character at all. all that being said based on what i know yes i do think they'd meet at a party, get overwhelmed with lust, hook up, and then regret it for the rest of their lives lol
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hidingoutbackstage · 1 year
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This panel means so much to me so I colored it
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areislol · 3 months
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this goes towards my current wip with al haitham so
child al haitham x child reader // cute moments :)
some moments on angst (mentions of his parents seperating, this is just a hc of mine for some angst don't bash me pls) not proofread. short
a/n: this was for funsies, honestly i just needed to write something cute and fluffy after writing an angsty wip, i can't write this all in my current wip hence, this!
when he was reading a book to you
when you were rolling on the ground trying to get his attenton as he read a book
when al haitham was trying his best to console you with awkward pats on the back after having tripped and cried
al haitham's mother making him hold your hand when crossing the street.
when you had a sleep over at his place and fell asleep on his bed, both of your tiny hands just barely touching each other
al haitham trying to stop you from touching a stray cat saying that it was "dirty and mommy said not to touch a cat outside, you can get hurt and even die!!" poor boy was scared for you
you laughing at him as he falls, when he cries and puts the blame on you, you both get time out and somehow you manage to run away, dragging al haitham with you as your mother chases you
building a sand castle with him, it's very sloppy looking but you were proud of it, and so was al haitham. so when a random child that was getting chased by their friends and run over your sandcastle he is furious, swearing to find them when his older and destory their sandcastle as pay back. and when he notices that you're sobbing uncontrollably? he might just even have a talk with them.
al haitham who helps you steal the cookie jar that was ONLY meant to be eaten after dinner, and when your grubby tiny hands reach for it and break it, he takes the blame.
al haitham who lets you put stickers and bows on his face as he reads a book, as long as you aren't in the way of course (he doesn't mind if you do or don't) and refuses to take them off when he needs to shower.
al haitham who is always there to help you get up when you trip and fall, even asking his mother to buy him a small hang bag so he can stuff bandaids in there.
al haitham gets really, seriously mad when someone picks on you for being "too loud" or "running around too much", he doesn't outright say anything but the glares...? even for a young child like him, whew.
he's always with you, before school, during school, after school and even during the holidays! (no wonder you're so close) and he doesn't mind, his mother is always tearing up as she watches her son watch you hold the crayon whole and scribble on a paper, and when you invite him to draw with you? ack! two cuties trying their best to draw each other.
(turns out to look like human blobs, one with grey hair with green streaks and one with [h/c]!! the eyes are disproportional but what can you expect from 5/6 year olds..)
al haitham who stays silent and listens as you yell at him out of anger when he accidentally loses a doll you gave him, he's clearly upset that you're mad at him but now he's mad at you, why are you yelling at him he did nothing wrong!!
this results in you ignoring him (it was a pain) and of course, al haitham hates it when you ignore him. so as usual, he asks his mother to give you a bag full of your favourite candies. you forgive him in less than a minute.
al haitham doesn't own much toys and likes books, any book. even if he can't read them he finds the pictures interesting. so he's more than elated when he sees that you got him new books on his birthday or even as a surprise gift!!
sometimes you lend him your toys so that you two could play together, you were taught to share of course. you often force him to play barbie dolls with you, not that he minds, it's just... does he really have to put on a girly voice for raquelle?
he swears that he won't ever play this game with you ever again after his friends caught him playing with you. (but secretly he continues to do so after making sure no one is around)
!!! playing family!!! you're always the mother who works hard by playing soccer and earning no money whatsoever while al haitham is the father who stays home and reads books. for some odd reason he feels this tingly feeling in his heart when he plays this game with you. what if one day when you're both older and live together with 5 exotic cats and wolves? what a dream.
al haitham who recieves a paper from his teacher that states "what is your dream?" for a class activity and immediately you pop up in his mind. his dream... is to make you happy. other than reading all the books in the world and making his mama and papa proud!
he gets upset when you aren't here with him for a day or more, say, you're on a holiday in another country or state, boy is he gonna be pestering and begging his mother to see you!! please, he needs to go there right now!!! (ever heard of face time?)
later in the years al haitham's always embarrassed when his mother brings that up, saying that it's "not true" but then completely freezes when his mother takes out her phone, saying "oh no worries, i have a video recording!!" and turns to face you, smiling. the way the colors drain from his face.
who is afraid to lose you after his mother came into his room and sat by the edge of his bed, her hand caressing his soft hair. "my dear boy," she would say softly, her gaze so soft and gentle.
"is it okay it mama comes in?" al haitham nods his head, how could he ever deny his mother's request?
"thank you baby, now, mama has something to say. don't be too scared now, okay?" al haitham nods, continung to lie down on his best tucked in nicely.
"people come and go, al, you will understand one day but... sigh, mommy and daddy have to tell you something."
ever since then he's sure to do whatever it takes to make you happy, he doesn't want you to leave him, ever. not like you would ever!!
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mysteryshoptls · 1 month
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SR Lilia Vanrouge - Lab Coat Vignette
"Let's have a bit of fun."
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[Botanical Garden – Temperate Zone]
Lilia: Oopsies, what a blunder. My first class in the afternoon is potionology.
Lilia: I almost forgot I needed to harvest the herbs I'll need for class before lunch break ended.
Lilia: I guess I got a little too into messing with Silver and Sebek.
Lilia: Hmm, I think the herb I needed was "duskweed." That should grow somewhere near this flower bed…
???: Give it back…!!
Lilia: Hm? Sounds to be some sort of commotion.
Lilia: It'd be cumbersome to get embroiled into whatever it is… For now, I think I'll keep to the shadows behind the trees and keep an eye on the situation.
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Epel: Those "lanternblossoms" are mine! And their nectar was finally almost ready for harvesting after all my hard work…!
Lilia: Oh, that wide-eyed freshman… He's the new student that Vil's been keeping around recently.
Lilia: I think his name was… Epel?
Savanaclaw Student A: Well, hey now, thanks for raisin' 'em. 'Cause hey, this botanical garden's for all students to use, yeah?
Savanaclaw Student B: Yeah, we need these flowers too, man. From what I hear, they sell pretty high, see?
Savanaclaw Student C: You're a freshman, right? We're sophomores. You gotta respect your elders!
Epel: Oh come on…!
Lilia: Dearie me, look at that poor kid, caught up with some delinquents. I've been in the same boat before, it seems that's the fate of us small and petite folk.
Lilia: Nevertheless, those sophomores are picking on a poor underclassman with glee. So unsightly.
Epel: Grr… Give it back!!
[throws dirt]
Savanaclaw Student C: Ack!? [cough, spits] This dude just threw dirt in my face!
Epel: Next, sweep the legs!
[slam!]
Savanaclaw Student A: Ow!! Hey, aimin' for our shin's ain't fair, is it!?
Lilia: Oho, blind 'em and sweep 'em! Not a bad technique.
Lilia: Split judgements can mean everything on the battlefield. Good fighters are made from those who can make quick decisions without hesitation.
Lilia: However…
Savanaclaw Student B: Stop tryin' to think you're more than just a pretty face! Why don'tcha run back to your highfalutin' Pomefiore dorm and go embroider or somethin'!
[SLAM!]
Epel: Urgh…!
Lilia: Aw… And there he goes, thrown to the ground.
Lilia: Hmm. His fighting spirit is commendable, but he's no match against 3 opponents.
Lilia: I can't just abandon a growing chick with a promising future. …Well, I guess I can lend a small hand.
[rustle, rustle…]
Lilia: That's enough!
Epel: Eh? You're…
Savanaclaw Student C: Urk!! Aren't you Diasomnia Vice Housewarden Lilia Vanrouge!?
Lilia: Those herbs you're holding there, I need them for class as well. Could I have them?
Lilia: Looks to me like you three are sophomores. And as you can see, I'm a junior…
Lilia: If I'm not mistaken, you young'uns are supposed to respect your elders, hm?
Savanaclaw Student A: !! This guy was totally listenin' on us!
Epel: Um… Lilia-san. This's mah... I mean, this is my fight.
Epel: You don't need to jump in.
Lilia: Khee hee hee, oh, you're so cold.
Lilia: Sometimes it doesn't hurt to lean on your upperclassmen a bit. You can trust me, so just keep quiet and watch.
Savanaclaw Student B: Humph, fine by me. If you want these flowers, try and take 'em from us!
Savanaclaw Student C: Oh but, as an upperclassman, you definitely remember you can't use settle fights with magic, riiiiight?
Savanaclaw Student C: Without magic, you're just another weak little Malleus lackey.
Savanaclaw Student B: There's no way you can stand up with us! Hyahaha!
Lilia: I see… Seems like you're looking down on me too.
Lilia: See here, you little jackanapes. I don't need any magic to make you folk eat dirt.
Lilia: It's been quite some time since I've had to teach a lesson to such fiery little scamps. Well then, let's have a bit of fun.
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[Botanical Garden – Temperate Zone]
Epel: Wow… I definitely wasn't expecting that.
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Lilia: I knew you boys wouldn't be a match for me, and it looks like I was right.
Lilia: Your punches were much, much too slow. I thought I'd fall asleep with how boring that was.
Savanaclaw Student A: Urgh… D-Dammit. I couldn't see his moves at all. When did he throw us all?
Epel: He just dealt with guys much bigger than him… And three of them at once, to boot… There's no way.
Savanaclaw Student B: I thought this guy was just one of Malleus's lackeys, but he's something else…!
Lilia: Think of this as a good lesson to never judge your foe by their looks.
Lilia: What now? Should I drill it into your heads once more?
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Savanaclaw Student C: No way! Hey, l-l-l-let's get outta here!!!
[scrambles away]
Lilia: Khee hee hee. Now that I came out victorious, I think I'll take the lanternblossoms that Epel so painstakingly raised.
Epel: Ah… So you want… my flower too…
Lilia: Hm? …Hmmmmm??? Oh nooo! What have I done~~~!!
Lilia: I thought this flower was what I needed for potionology class but nooo~~ Ah, what a blunder.
Lilia: Here you go, Epel. I don't need this, so I'll return it to you.
Epel: I-I kinda don't see how that was a blunder…
Epel: …Uh, Lilia-san. I appreciate your help, but that flower's yours now.
Lilia: Hm? Why's that?
Epel: I went and lost to those guys, and now you're showing me pity…? I don't need none of that.
Lilia: Oho, what a thing to say.
Lilia: Looks like despite your fragile exterior, you've got quite the bite.
Epel: …You're one to talk.
Epel: You're about my size, and yet you just easily beat those larger guys… Who exactly are you?
Lilia: Heh, if you really want to know…
Lilia: I used to be really into fighting games. And the more I played, the more I got good at those special combos IRL.
Epel: You got that strong just by playing games?
Lilia: That's just a quip.
Epel: Huh…?
Lilia: Anyhow. I definitely like your pluck to not back down against your upperclassmen!
Lilia: Especially that first strike of yours. That was a masterstroke. With a little bit of polish, I'm sure you'll shine bright.
Epel: Do… Do you mean that?
Lilia: Indeed. There are ways for petite chaps like us to fight properly, you know.
Lilia: Here, I can teach you a thing or two.
Epel: P-Please…!
Lilia: Alright then, Tactics for the Small #1! "Maintain Your Distance"!
Lilia: It's unwise to fight bigger opponents head on. Their power will just overwhelm you.
Lilia: So the first thing you should do is maintain your distance. Avoid their strikes and wait for the right moment to hit back.
Epel: Uh… That's not really manly, though… is it?
Lilia: Just hear me out. Larger foes tend to get worked up when they face smaller and spry opponents.
Lilia: As soon as they lose their cool and swing wildly, that's your chance! Get in close and end them with one hit.
Lilia: Even better if you strike a vital point!
Epel: I get it! The bigger the foe, the bigger the target… Right?
Lilia: Exactly! Next, Tactic #2! "When up against 2 foes, hide in their shadows."
Lilia: For example, you can hide behind person A and strike at person B from their blind spot.
Lilia: This is another technique that only us with petite frames can use!
Epel: …From the way you talk about it, it doesn't actually sound too bad to be small.
Lilia: Of course, because stature doesn't determine your strength. What's important isn't the power of your swing, but how you use it. And, finally…
Lilia: You need that unbreakable fighting spirit, with just a tad bit of mischief.
Epel: Heheh… So you're saying not to fight them fair and square.
Lilia: Well, yes, because unlike sports, winning is all that matters in fights.
Epel: I'll keep that in mind. Lilia-san, thank you for the lesson.
Epel: Um… Do you think I can ask you to teach me some more fighting techniques some other time?
Lilia: Mhm. If I have the time, I can do just that.
Epel: Awesome…!
Lilia: Until then, make sure you keep working on yourself. Bye for now.
Epel: Yes, sir! Thank you!
Lilia: Khee hee hee, ah, the joys of youth~ That made me feel young again as well.
Lilia: I think I'll keep up this youthful momentum and go enjoy my afternoon, now.
Lilia: Hm…?
Lilia: Now that I think of it, I feel as though I've forgotten something important… What could it be?
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[Alchemy Workshop]
Crewel: Vanrouge!! How atrociously bold of you to step into my classroom completely empty-handed.
Crewel: Where is the duskweed you need for your class experiment!?
Lilia: Ah, I knew I was forgetting something!
Crewel: Go Fetch!! Refrain from your carefree blathering, and quickly collect it!
Lilia: Right, right, I'll go right now.
Lilia: My memory must be going with my old age~ Oopsies, what a blunder.
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abysswalkersknight · 2 months
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very quick thing I wrote down at nearly midnight because I saw this Brooklyn 99 clip.
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‘Pa-papa! Papa come in here!’ Yawning widely Lilia slid off his spot upside down his bed’s canopy, rubbing his sleep heavy eyes as he trudged toward the room next door, where his little one sat quivering with the fragility of a weak legged fawn ‘ah, my darling Silver, what is ever the matter?’ he coos, sliding in next to his son, pulling the frightened child close and nuzzling those soft silvery tresses ‘there’s a monster in my closet!’ the boy cries, clutching his father’s shirt and burying into his side. Despite his inner irritation at being awoken at such an ungodly hour Lilia chuckles good heartedly and continued stroking Silver’s head ‘now, now my dear I doubt there’d be any monsters here let alone inside your closet, perhaps one of your squirrel friends snuck inside?’ he murmurs, glancing at the closet doors with a bemused expression. Ever since he introduced his precious babe to his life Lilia has made it abundantly clear to all just what would happen should anyone dare intrude upon their home, he retained his skills as a soldier of Briar Valley after all. 
Unfortunately his son was not convinced in the slightest ‘no I saw it! It was big and hairy’
‘Big and hairy? My, so perhaps it was a bobcat?’ Silver swiftly shook his head into Lilia’s side. Sighing he gently nudged his boy ‘well I believe you may have just had a nightmare my dear’
‘No it was real!’
‘I’m sure it felt that way’ Lilia says with a wide yawn ‘tell you what. How about I go open the closet and show you there’s nothing to be frightened of’ there was a pitched squeak as he stood and gently he pried the little one’s fingers off his shirt, it was obvious Silver wanted to still cling onto his father but as the fae drew dreadingly closer towards the closet, fear won over and instead Silver hid beneath the warm sanctuary of his covers, oh well he’s still quite young ‘here darling, see? Nothing is there, now I am going to open this closet and show you there is nothing to be afraid of,’ he says, placing a hand on the knob, ‘don’t do that papa!’ shrieked his little boy, ducking under the covers, Lilia chuckles at the cute eyes peeking under ‘see? One. two-AAAAHHHHH!!!!!’
The local wildlife trembled in their burrows as three voices shrieked bloody murder to the heavens. 
Bracing himself on the closet door, Lilia takes huge gulping breaths, on the bed Silver is sobbing his little heart out in terror but the old fae could not move to comfort him with the large figure he’s trapped in the closet in a tight chokehold ‘hurk! Ack, Lilia!’ the third voice gasps, tapping Lilia’s arm. Breath caught Lilia looks down at the intruder ‘Malleus Draconia’ he snarls, slowly releasing the prince ‘and just what made you think you could scare us like that?’ said prince ducked at the dangerously low tone that spoke volumes of just how livid his guardian was, right before a loud smack mingled with the child’s wailing as Malleus rubbed the back of his head ‘go on, get out of Silver’s closet! I’ll deal with you later’ once the dragon slumped outside to the living room, Lilia sighs and busies himself with soothing poor Silver.
‘- and that is why Malleus is not to hold Silver for two weeks at most’ Lilia grumbles while Baul’s daughter and her husband burst out into wild cackles. Oblivious to the prince sulking on the stool he was forced to sit on ‘speaking of Lilia, I believe I can hold him now-’ Malleus starts, already reaching out for the child napping peacefully on his father’s lap, only to have said father lightly slap his hand away ‘no, Malleus, you still have two days left remember? And now poor sweet Silver refuses to sleep in his bed anymore’ he laments the last part to the Zigvolts who giggle once more.
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ehh-is-the-name · 2 months
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TPOT 10 spoilers 'cause BH makes me insane
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I mean, c'mon. You can't see this thumbnail and think things are gonna be ok for you mentally if you like blackhole. Like you know what's coming to you.
First things first, let me just scream into the void for a second-
HIS NIGHTMARE IS KILLING PEOPLE AND LETTING THAT CONSUME HIM?????!!?!?
AAAAAAAAAGUH MY HEART??!!???!?
Man- I love Blackhole and this episode just drove the stake into my heart. The fact that he, himself, is a being who causes death by getting too close to people made me writhe in BFB. But actively showing the extent of how it affects him—ack! He knows he causes death, which is why it's so important for him not to kill people, and why he's so strict about the pact rules!!
It makes so much sense... BFB 1 had it all laid out, and TPOT 10 sewed it together.
From the way he was hesitant about helping Flower!!! We know- he knows he's gonna end the world by getting closer, but he gives into it anyway. Instead of putting his foot down to Flower, he gives in to his feeling of wanting to be closer to people—from the way he's so happy about being shrunk—and more later. Then we get that whole thing with everyone about to die.
We know if Four never came, everyone would've died. Blackhole knows that too, from the end of his nightmare. More specific to this clip though, from the scene with Pie and LIY, since he literally just gave in to the urge to get closer and he wants that to never happen again. As a singularity in space, he could appreciate the planet, and life on it, more than other objects. He could see them all interact but never actually interact with them (besides talking), so at this chance of being beckoned, it makes sense that he'd just go "eh, fuck it, alright" then IMMEDIATELY regret his actions. Although his nightmare was about being afraid he'll "give into murderous urges", it can also be interpreted as him being afraid to let go. Something clearly stated in the last scene of his nightmare...
Queue TPOT 10 scene from clip above (I'm so mad that it's only 1 video per post on here)
Over the season we've seen him go from preventing death to just not killing people. It's morphed into his own cut-throat rule for the pact, which, in this context, is fair to see why. He joined the game via him not caring about the consequences, and it's stuck with him, so seeing everyone over and over get away with things made him HAVE to re-enforce to himself that he wasn't allowed. Death PACT doesn't kill people. HE doesn't kill people. He can't allow himself to let go of that regiment.
Obviously, this causes problems in the team- we see the clip. The thing that gets me the most is that this is bona fide trauma we're working with—Fanny telling him to #get-over-it kinda rubbed me the wrong way. And OK! I know- I know that's not exactly what she's saying but that's how it felt, and I know she has every right to be upset 'cause he was fuckin' over his team, but again that's just me! (The fact they got on the same page was enough for me anyway.) I digress, his "obsessive nature" was essentially just a response to everything that's happened to him—it's what makes him feel in control of himself. Poor BH's got trauma bad :(
I think what really twists that knife for me is that... the guy really just wants to connect with his peers normally- He wants everything to go back to normal, and that's one of the reasons he compromises with Fanny. On some level, he knows he's gone too far, but he's just afraid. Even at the end, he can't bring himself to kill Tree, even though he knows it'd be better with the new "focusing on life" angle. Did you hear that shakey exhale? Man's going through the wringer. Obviously, he won't overcome his trauma in an episode, but it's a good step to just playing and enjoying the game.
Anyway... There is probably a shitton of fans that are looking at this like "Yeah no shit Sherlock" but hey! Be nice. Some of us are slower than the others, and by some of us, I mean me. I needed this punch in the face to really see how death was impacting Blackhole's mental state and now I've word vomited my thoughts out.
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daughterofyeshuaa · 10 months
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im back!! Weskussy, Ji-Woon and Phillip with a fem!vampire!survivor reader? And she's super sadistic and kinda has a god complex?
sending kisses!! 💕
I love this! Sadistic vampires are my soft spot 😍!!!!
Albert Wesker
A vampire? I mean he's not exactly surprised.
One day, he saw you feeding off of a survivor.
"Please stop!" the survivor cried. You simply just laughed "How can I? Your blood is so hot and sugary"
Nearly sucking the survivor dry, you smelled a familiar smell of the killer. You turn to see Wesker. You drop the survivor's nearly lifeless body and smirk sadisticly "Humans are nothing but containers of blood" you started, pinning Albert down "I will drink to my heart's content" you bite down.
"Ack! Dearheart, can't this wait till after the match?" Wesker said in his normal tone.
You giggle "No way"
You nearly sucked all his blood but he used his uroboros to get you off of him
He won't admit it buuuuut the feeling of your fangs is... Good.
O TO THE M TO THE FRIGGEN GGG MASOCHIST ALERT!!!!!?
Even outside of trials you feed off of him
He's so gonna tease you for the lewd noises make when you drink.
Ji-Woon Hak
He's really into it
He saw you feed off of another survivor and attempted to attack you anyways but using your vampire powers, you quickly pinned him to the ground.
He struggled against your grip as you smiled down at him sadisticly "HAHAHHAH you look so pathetic underneath me" a faint blush was on your cheeks as you leaned down and bit his collarbone.
The pain turned into pleasure for him and..
And....
BRO STARTED MOANING
They sound like painful moans though
After that day, he offered you his blood willingly.
Philip Ojomo
(I'll be going based off of his character in the dating sim!!)
Poor cinnamonroll
He's so scared of you. I mean, he didn't choose to be there.
He tried getting away but ultimately you teleported in front of him and pinned him to the wall. You giggled insanely "time for me to feast" you bit him.
You immediately spit out his blood "It tastes rotten!"
You never drank of Philip's blood after that, but you loved to tease him because he was shy.
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simpforwebtoonmen · 11 months
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✧Noodles || Johan Seong x Reader
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˚✧₊⁎ He wasn’t able to afford buying himself food, so you bought it for him⁎⁺˳✧༚
Warnings: short, has no point to it at all, just a bit of fluff.
You’ve only seen the poor boy a few times. First, it was when his and Daniel’s dogs, along with your dog, got kidnapped. And the other time was when you were accompanying Jace and Vasco on the train. When Vasco got lost and ended befriending a bear family (?), you, Jace, and Johan went on your own adventure to uncover Hostel’s plan. During that time, the two of you grew a little closer.
And now here you were, about to have another ‘bonding’ experience.
You saw the cashier deny Johan any noodles because he didn’t have enough money. So, you took it upon yourself to buy some for him. “I’ll buy both of these,” you pointed at your cup of noodles and the noodles Johan left behind on the counter.
After paying, you poured the hot water that was on the counter into both cups of noodles and you rushed out of the store, hoping to catch up with Johan.
Conveniently, he sat on the curb of the parking lot, his two cute pups sitting down next to him. You sighed out, relieved that he didn’t go anywhere.
Now standing directly behind him, you cleared your throat loud enough to catch his attention. His two pups gather at your feet, looking up at you with big eyes, their tails wagging in excitement. But, he doesn’t flinch, instead he slowly turns his head to look back at you. He raises an eyebrow, looking you up and down as if he was confused with your presence, “What the hell do you want?” he nearly grumbled, turning back around.
You frowned down at him, “Well that’s no way to talk to someone who bought you noodles.” He wiped his head back around after hearing that you bought him noodles, and there you were, squatting down behind him and holding out a cup of noodles.
He only squints at the cup, his eyes looking back at you, “Why?” he simply asked. You hummed, “hm, well we’re friends, aren’t we?” you smiled. He looked at you quizzically, “…Do I know you…?”
“Ack-“ you let out a surprised noise. “Is he serious right now?” You questioned yourself. Upon further inspection, he seemed to really not recognize you. You sigh disappointedly, “Just take the noodles…jack-ass…” you mumbled the insult, low enough so it was only incoherent to him. Or so you thought, but he only frowns at you instead of insulting, or worse, socking you.
He takes the cup from your hands, quickly turning around and slurping up the noodles.
You nod your head approvingly. You got the starving man some food and since he doesn’t recognize you, there was not point in sticking around.
Putting one hand on your knee, you push yourself up out of your squatting position, “Well, my work here is done. See ya, Johan.”
He stared as you walked away, and once you were a safe distance away, he mumbled, “see ya, (name)…”
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ticklygiggles · 7 months
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Miya&Mia's Tickletober Day 4 - Mask
Zhongli x Childe
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A/N: lee!Zhongli for the win, of course! Enjoy! (Do you see Childe on the back?)
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"This mask is horrible," Zhongli suddenly broke the peaceful silence in the room as he toyed with Childe's Foul Legacy mask. It had no class at all and, if he had to be honest, that one eye thing was terrifying.
He was surprised, however, when Childe gasped loudly, the book he was reading went flying somewhere off the bed and into the floor as he sat up to look at Zhongli with wide eyes. 
"Xiangsheng!" He said, a hand over his bare chest and ahurt expression on his features. "How could you say so?! It's so cool!" 
Zhongli looked at him from his comfortable spot in bed and tilted his head to the side, raising one of his eyebrows incredulously. "Cool? I certainly would not choose that word to describe this horrendous thing."
"Aaghh!" Childe doubled over slightly. "It hurts my heart terribly when you say that, Xiangsheng!" 
Zhongli felt a little smile pulling at the corners of his lips. Bullying Childe was something he didn't do often, but he couldn't lie and say he didn't enjoy it, especially when he got to see his funny reactions. 
"Extremely ugly and not elegant at all," he said, nodding once and turning the mask over. 
"Ack, Xiangshen!" Childe whined, collapsing on the bed dramatically. "Please don't say that anymo-
"Hideous." 
Childe whined, kicking his legs in a little tantrum as he turned to the side to face Zhongli. 
"Unpleasing."
Childe cried as he rolled on top of Zhongli. The former Geo King couldn't stop himself from smiling and there was laughter in his voice when he spoke again: 
"Awful." 
He saw some little tears in the outer corners of Childe's eyes and he was only slightly startled when Childe took the mask between his hands and put it in his face. Zhongli got chills. 
"Absolutely grotesque, extremely uns-s-sihihihghtly- ahahaha!" 
"Xiangsheng, you're hurting my feeeeelings!"
Zhongli had a bit of trouble trying to say something back since Childe's fingers were at his bare ribs, drawing out loud, bubbly laughter as he squirmed under Childe's body. 
"Tahahake thahat hohorrehendous thihihing off!" Zhongli said, trying to cover himself up from Childe's devious fingers. 
"I won't until Zhongli Xiangsheng admits that my mask is really cool, because that's exactly what it is," he said, smirking behind his mask as he quickly found that set of ribs that made Zhongli shriek with laughter. 
"I WOHOHON'T!" Zhongli cackled, arching his back and desperately trying to cover his poor ribs. "B-Behehecause I d-dohohon't lihihie!"
Childe had to laugh as his hands came to a stop and he took off his mask, putting it aside. "Do you really hate it that much?" He asked with a pout as he kissed the corner of Zhongli's smiling mouth. 
"It's a lihihittle terrifying," Zhongli said between soft giggles. "But… I guess it does look kind of cool."
Childe's eyes lighted up and his hands came back to Zhongli's ribs, tickling him all over again. 
"N-Nohoho! I sahahahaid ihihit!"
Childe giggled, "well, you lied when you said you don't lie… I'm punishing you, Xiangsheng, so I'm gonna tickle you right here."
"AHAHAHA! You ahahahare the wohohohorst!" 
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