#my short king 😭

[jrueships]

isaiah mckenzie (my beloved little man.. i miss you so much 😭) calling stef a free bird who's right 90% of a time but willing to hear u out if he's not... who the bills (allen) have to treat like their angry fiance and just let him blow off steam sometimes when hes yelling at them (allen).. wow.. love is real

#sometimes yelling is just yelling ! #cant believe mckenzie basically confirmed that allen rlly was just viewing diggs' cryptic tweets with an adoring fondness #only a true lover can hold for another in a marriage #mckenzie working miracles even off the field !!! #I LOVE U LITTLE MAN !!!!! #we rlly should just keep him on the bench eating a sandwich or smthin #swinging his little legs because his feet cant touch the ground #GABE MISSES U MCKENZIE !!! #AYE miss you !!!!! #pls come back as a coach or a little buddy or SOMETHING #my short king 😭 #diggs #mckenzie

[crowkip]

anger issues run in the family ig

#damian wayne #robin #dc #love my short king #batfam #i still need to watch supersons but idk if its available it in my country yet 😭😭 #my art

[heartsfortwotpot]

taco ii save me

#taco ii #inanimate insanity #osc #art #my art #eleanors ancient sea #artists on tumblr #mine #i rushed myself last night to make a giijnka for her just for her not to show up in either short 😭😭😭 my king needs to come back fr

[mintygreencake]

Charlie after being found by Alphonse behind those tires

#yuurivoice #yuurivoice memes #yuurivoice bittersweet #yuurivoice alphonse #yuurivoice charlie #i just know that mf was about to have a heart attack 😭 #no no but he was hella smart for that tho #use that height to your advantage my short king yessss

[lexqa]

they did trent so wrong with this photo because aren’t short people supposed to stand in the front😭

#ik my baby is a short king but there was no need for him to stand in between all the tall kings😭 #i’m actually surprised to see he wasn’t standing on his tippy toes #trent alexander arnold #trent #liverpool fc #lfc

[lesamis]

being a fic writer is so funny. i just gave my phd thesis into print and literally my first thought looking at the final word count, the culmination of 3+ years of agony and research and blood and tears etc., was "well that's substantially shorter than the exr college au i wrote as a 19 year old in a depressed haze over six months"

#''did my yaoi stickers arrive!!!! ...... it was my bachelor's degree :/'' type vibe #like this thesis falls thirty. thousand. words. short #in writing evergreen in 2k15 i have created my own white whale. nothing i write will ever be this much or this fast. ever again #also @ everyone who's ever commented that they read that fic in the space of a day and night: what 😭 #i didn't realise how long it was! it took me weeks to proofread my thesis! and that was apparently just three quarters of evergreen! #longfic readers are so strong and interesting and also i hope they're ok. love you kings

[themoonisreal]

Added the next fic in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series. Chapter 1 (of 3) is up! I hope to post chapters 2 and 3 by the end of the weekend. :)

Summary:

Charlie’s newest bonding exercise is proving to be quite the mixed bag. On the one hand, having the hotel inhabitants pair up once a week to cook a meal for everyone is a lovely concept. On the other hand, the results have been disappointingly inconsistent.

Who does Charlie have paired up to cook next week’s meal? Alastor and Lucifer, of course!

Set a few weeks after 'Oh, Holy Light' and 'Affliction of the Heart'.

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Other fics in the ‘Divorced Dads’ series:

Oh, Holy Light

Affliction of the Heart

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #alastor #radio demon #lucifer morningstar #short king #appleradio #fanfic #my fanfiction #very excited about this series if you couldn’t tell #if only I didn’t have to work #I’d have so much more time to write #😭

[thesaturn1nez]

sorry but duckydev confirming gordon is around six feet also confirms the puppets are just gigamornous and it makes me laugh now that i actually think about it

#my friendly neighborhood #mfn #currently puppeteering #i remember so eone in the server trying to calculate how tall gordon was using a brick wall in-game as an example 😭 #the props in the game make yiu think gordon’s a short king. nope #and the puppets are huge #i could draw so much funny stuff with this. just watch me get outta this depressuicidal stage its gonna be over for yall

[drugsforaddicts]

#my short kings 😭💚❤️ #käärijä #jere pöyhönen #Ville Galle #Jare Brand #JVG #btw Galis is 165cm 👀 #don’t ask me why I know this

[jolpentine]

have you gotten your tickets....?

FOR THE GUN SHOW 💪🏼

#jimmy hopkins #canis canem edit #bully game #bully rockstar #bully scholarship edition #he is stocky an i cant translate stocky w/o making him straight buff 😭 #YET #one day ill do you justice my short king 👑 #my art #sketch #traditional art #pic #yeah one arm is bigger than the other wht about it 🤨 #pose from mellon_soup ofc #they're all thats in my reference folder

[joeyprotozoa]

The besties!!

#my art #woy #wander over yonder #clay #they’re a bit rough but im happy w them considering it was my first stab at polymer clay #accidentally made wanders legs too short 😭 short king #shout out to my cat lola for modeling

[igotmyhashpipee]

Happy birthday to my wife Patrick <3

#Patrick stump #happy bdayyyy #fall out boy #my wife #short king #homeboy should come over ill bust out the Ghostbusters frfr #alt #band #emo #idk #music #my fav muffin sniffer fr #bro i've only been in the fall out boy fandom for like 4 years and I reference the oldest shit 😭 #muffin sniffer isnt even a fob joke LMAOOO #crossover episode #p!atd lol

[ittybittyluci]

I Can’t Be The Only One

(I probably am)

Okay, so… I have this very niche issue that isn’t rlly an issue at all but it’s rlly fucking w/ my brain and I need to like… get it out there because, seriously, I need to know if I’m not alone.

Every time I see THIS SHOT:

Like… I always just inwardly thought that the hand he used to toss away the light was facing downwards? Like, palm down. But I recently like… actually LOOKED at these frames and… it’s… it’s not. His palm is facing upwards. And like… I have no clue why but it is absolutely MESSING me up. Like actually I’m tweaking over this. And, I don’t understaaand! Like, I just feel like his palm is supposed to be down. Every time I watch it, my brain thinks it’s facing down. That’s how it logics in my head BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT HAPPENS AND ITS DRIVING ME INSANE SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME—

Like I said, it’s really not a big deal, but like… heelllp. Someone PLEASE tell me I’m not insane. Tell me I’m not the only one who thought/continues to think it’s facing down.

#hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #i love luci #hazbin hotel #apple daddy #lucifer #duck lord #short king #tumblr sexyman #hey #it’s him #I gotta use that tag #no but fr tho #I think this is physically melting my brain to look at #I THOUGHT IT WAS UPSIDE DOWN #IT SHOULD BE UPSIDE DOWN! #I’M LOSING IT GUYS! #PLEASE SEND HELP! #Like you don’t understand how much this is messing me up right now #😭😭😭 fucking help.

[hiphopcherrrypop]

i have been swamped with schoolwork and also regular work i fear ✌️✌️

here is character from a class excercise but then i also drew more sketchies for fun bc i thought he looked cute sooo naturally i have to give him boycrush coworker

#oc art #my short king he is still like 5'9" in his big buffy werewolf form #he is strange werewolf idk… full moon will tranform him obvi but #he also transforms in high stress scenarios. for instance boycrush talking to him\ #he doesn’t have any control over when #i need more short hairstyles in my repetoir cus its just like rinse and repeat the same 3 istg #waoh his proportions are really off oops we had limited time to draw 😭😭 #the WSJ fan in me jumped out a little w his werewolf form its kind of damao methinks #IM WOLFING OUT 😱!!

[mightbesmall]

Neige The Monsterfucker???

Genre: Fluff, crack.

Character: Neige LeBlanche

Warnings: Mentions of monsterfuckers, there isn't any actual monsterfucking though. Just reader being flabbergasted and calling neige out.

Summary: In a world where the monsters are slain by the heros, you did not expect this outcome.

Additional Notes: I was told to write this by tumblr user spadewalker1, so i sighed wistfully into the distance knowing none could hear me, before opening up my notes and begrudgingly wrote this.

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Neige found himself in a woods, running for his life. He never expected that the creepy cottage would house a monster. Whom immediately threw itself at him before he could even apologise.

He only just managed to slip out it's grasp with a shriek.

Which leads to now, he can hear the thwumps of a body into trees behind him as he glided across the floor. He could see the trees getting less dense before he was body slammed to the floor.

Looking up through his teary eyes, he saw the monster from the cottage. They were snarling down at him as they held him in place with one hand, claw. He was shaking from fear by this point.

The monster leaned in closer, their breath fanning his face as their grip on him tightens slightly. He probably should be beyond petrified but he couldn't help but feel... flustered. His naturally rosy cheeks turning into a fiery red as his breath caught got in his throat.

The monster reeled back, a look of what the fuck spreading across their face. He had the audacity to look sheepish, flashing a nervous smile with his face still aflame.

They squinted at him before gliding a claw over his chest, clearly a show of how dangerous they truly are. He shivered, excited for some reason.

The monster blinked slowly before groaning.

"Oh great, another monsterfucker." They sighed.

His entire body was set on fire as warmth enveloped his chest, leaving him feeling embarrassed and seduced. They fixed him with a bewildered stare.

"You do know that I could kill you in a heartbeat."They stated, raising their claws threatenly. He swallowed before smiling softly at them, catching them off guard.

"But will you do that?" He inquired with a sweet smile. They stared for a bit before releasing a low, long groan. Grumbling some more as they got off him, picked him up and set him down on his feet. They crossed their arms, huffing angrily.

"You're so weird. I like that in a man." They declared with a halfhearted shrug.

"Oh.." He responded, becoming more bashful as he held his closed fists to his chest like a maiden.

They hummed before wandering off. He panicked slightly thinking they were leaving him behind before they turned to him and gestured for him to follow. He did so with no hesitation, how naive.

The journey to the edge of the forest was peacefully quiet, with him occasionally glancing their way not so discreatley. They were still a bit put off by him though that feeling eased a bit through their walk.

"Here we are. Go home little human." They said, bending down to eye level. His cheeks that finally calmed down became that strawberry red once more. It then dawned on him that he never gave them his name nor got theirs.

"I'm Neige. What's your name?" He asked with his hand stretched out. They huffed in amusement before putting a claw into his hand in a mock handshake, whilst introducing themselves.

"What a lovely name."

#twisted wonderland #neige leblanche #reader insert #fluff #crack #neige is like 6'3-6'4 canonically I think? #he's still a short king in my heart though #btw you can choose if you want your monster to be more humanoid or complete monster #if you want your monster to be an eldritch horror or some furry beast like the beast from the beauty and the beast #i wrote beast way too many times #i literally searched for fancy words to describe how you rizzed up neige but settled on seduced although it doesn't really fit #i wrote this at 3:16am leave me alone😭 #brrr’s writing

[skitskatdacat63]

A violation 😭😭

#im so dead on insta lately but whenever there's a new nando pic im on my cf like #LOOK AT MY GUY!!! LOOK AT MY LITTLE MAN!!! IM SO PROUD OF MY BOY!!! #but then he gets violated like this 😭😭😭 #i replied: #'hes my short king 🤭🤭' #actually wait theres literally a song called 'short kings anthem' it is very fitting you guys should listen to it <3 #catie.rambling.txt