#my stories tag

[ghostenluvs]

story where some random woman becomes queen of a kingdom where the throne is said to be cursed because of all the coincidental heir-to-the-throne deaths and is absolutely not on board with this, she was perfectly content with her edge of the land territory where she could actually have a moment of peace bc people weren't constantly kicking down her doors all day about the land's horrible management problems because she actually did her job looking out for the welfare of her citizens and the entire kingdom wasn't aggressively debating her legitimacy.

so what does she do? abdicate like a normal person? no. she's extra and I want her to do things impractically so I can have a story.

so girlboss just engages in incredibly and increasingly convoluted plots to stage her own dethroning and every single time it just does the exact opposite of what she wants it to do.

fake someone else having more legit claim to the throne? accidentally uncover irrefutable evidence of the next five people in line actually having committed treason.

try and hire someone to stage a fake coup? the guys she hired fail so badly at it that they accidentally storm the wrong castle and now they're wanted next kingdom over for the most pathetic attempt at a hostile takeover in the past 600 years of recorded history.

try and get a fortune teller to fake prophesise that she'd suck as queen and needs to leave? the wizard advisor who got rid of the last 16 heirs because their vibes all sucked slides the fortune teller 20 bucks extra to prophesise the opposite.

so these two people are engaging in barely concealed to the court antics in attempts to either Not have to deal with all the crud rulers have to deal with or keep the current one in place because the past guys were all pathetic and she may hate it but she actually does her job pretty okay.

she may hate being queen but it's not like she's going to screw over the kingdom at large and it's citizens to get out of it.

eventually she gets desperate and tries to fake her kidnapping by like a dragon or something in exchange for some gold and the dragon and the wizard are old pals from fantasy hijinks college and this woman is halfheartedly yoinked from a picnic and dropped in a really tall tree literally anybody with rope and a ladder could get up and she's back grumpily drawing up ethical infrastructure upkeep plans in less than two hours.

wizard advisor grinning smugly at her while she, exhaustedly and frustrated that nobody would do this before her, signs union protections into law while her attempt of the day to go off and live in a cottage somewhere fails loudly in the background.

she just wants to sleep in past 6 am and not have to deal with big social minefield parties and also not have to deal with assassins from the families of the past 16 terribly pathetic rulers for ten seconds meanwhile court wizard ameilia is forcing her to attend alliance meetings and bringing to her attention the egregious policy failings of the past rulers that she can't just LEAVE LIKE THAT.

so this goes on until eventually most of the glaring issues have been addressed and she just realizes hey wait why didn't I just coordinate a coup with wizard ameilia so she could do all this instead since she's so insistent on fixing everything.

and then she asks and wizard ameilia admits that she also hates paperwork but somebody had to do it.

and then she just pettily throws the contents of her inkwell at her and goes back to reversing some random past king's dumb law he made because he wanted to save face for some dumb embarrassing thing he did while also writing herself a not to assign wizard woman ameilia nine extra court responsibilities and an apprentice so if the next ruler after her sucks at their job they can force some random person with some level of morals into enacting ethical policy too.

this probably makes no sense and I am writing this 46 minutes past midnight but I think it's funny and if I actually put this into chaptered writing I am not really focusing on the ethics or political side of things. I am entirely doing this just to see how far into absurdity I can push this woman's 'someone please dethrone me I need a nap' plotting.

#<!3 #writing tag #my stories tag #ameilia and the queen #< working story title. #writing #wizards #sillies tag #my ocs

[axel-slays-sometimes]

(I feel like this is such a cliche but I want this)

will was constantly bickering with some stupid boy in his classes. He somehow managed to share most of his classes with Nico di Angelo, an absolute bitch. The two get partnered for projects and will sit there and bicker for hours.

Will came home tired, after a long day and pulled out his phone. He opened some social media and scrolled and scrolled and scrolled. After a few days of doing this, he noticed that many of his enjoyed comments were by the same person. He followed this person, and they followed back.

Will and this stranger became online friends, talking at every chance. The two had much in common, and Will was intoxicated with Mr. Stranger’s ability to hold a conversation.

Soon, Will found himself complaining about Nico di Angelo to his online friend. His online friend agreed that Nico sounded like a bitch.

In biology, Will and Nico got partnered again somehow.

“Hey there, death breath,” Will commented. Nico rolled his eyes, focused on his phone.

Will felt his phone buzz in his pocket and pulled it out.

ugh, I got partnered with a bitch for class again. so frustrating.

Will smiled to himself, and replied, me too omg. we’ll suffer together.

Nico looked up to discuss the project to see Will’s sunshiney smile. Fuck. He thought to himself. He’s kinda cute.

The two boys worked on the project, and laving their phones in the table to talk. Will picked his phone up and texted his friend, almost done w class yay

At that moment when Will pushed send, Nico’s phone buzzed. Will saw Nico’s lock screen of a greyscale landscape, and a notification from apollo_sun. Him. That was Will.

it hit Will instantly, and it was very visible on his face. Nico looked up, eyebrows arched.

“what is it, idiot?” Nico asked. Will stuttered, grasping for words.

“nothing.”

Nico rolled his eyes and pushed his wavy black hair behind his ear, revealing a beauty mark Will didn’t notice. Will decided to pretend it hadn’t happened.

—— many weeks of talking and bickering and chatting later, Will felt like he should learn more about the other boy.

Will : hey, stranger

Will: do you have a crush on anyone? 😋

Nico: oh? Since when have you cared abt that shit?

Nico: but yeah maybe ig

Will imagined the dark, lonely boy having a crush on someone and giggled.

Will: oooh?? who

Nico: even if I gave u a name u wouldn’t know them idiot

Will: exaccctlyyyy, which is why you should tell me!

Nico: mmm.

Nico: Will.

Will stared at his phone in shock. The boy who claimed to hate him so much, admitting to liking him. To his face. Without knowing.

#solangelo #part one #part two coming soon #??? #enemies to friends to lovers #my stories tag #pjo #fanfic #percy jackson #tsats

[salamispots]

dream wip

#wip #artists on tumblr #flotsam diaries #arrhghhgg happy I got the textures I was aiming for #I was gonna go sleep but eve's song kororon really got me :'D #cough you can see the full image on uh instagram story if you don't wanna wait haha #technically this one's not a wip but wanna draw some others/make it a set #might tweak the octo though #anyways nOW I will sleep #muffled laugh #edit: oh!! thank for you radar tumblr staff :0 #but also radar putting my post tag ramblings on bLAST LMAO

[egguv]

no reflection needed.

#my art #yo get him tf outta there :( #unsolicited update in the tags but anyway #funny story abt this painting is that i pulled it off in 3 days bc neil newbon was announced to be a last min guest at a local expo #and i rly wanted to give him a gift so i guess what does hearing a cool VA coming over does to a mf #i got to meet him and he liked the drawing so W in chat guys heehee #i love this vampire prick sm it's embarrassing #fanart #digital art #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #astarion #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #bg3 fanart #artists on tumblr #bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 art #baldurs gate #bg3 companions

[alectology-archive]

most annoying breed of author is actually someone who doesn’t respect a genre and sets out to subvert it.

#princess stories and fairytales are especially so susceptible it. I especially hate it when a man decides he can do better and writes a #story that insults the genre as a whole. do not fucking touch the genre please and thank you. #text #edit: if you’re here to check my tags ​pack it up kids I was ranting about brandon sanderson very tangentially. #but the people saying horror is subjected to the worst of this treatment are right

[cherubytes]

#how do we feel about this #i made this last night while dealing with the fact that my sister saw an instagram story she wasn’t meant to see #completely forgot about it but i think i intended to post it herre so :shrugs: #gabriel ultrakill #v1 #v1 ultrakill #gabriel #memes #???? #idk my own tagging system #ultrakill #mine #id included

[asteraws]

my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪

#my art #oc #illustration #ok to elaborate a bit #its more of a circus/performing arts school but clown college is just easier and sillier to say so #i call it that #what da hell do i tag JFLDSKSFKD #im archiving a lot of stuff these days... #post uni burnout has been so real guys lol ill be taking a break from this proj but def wanna come back to it some day :3 #IN THE MEAN TIME THO... im finally cooking up another oc story omggg im saur excited abt it hopefully i can share some art of it here soon

[mint-mango]

spotlight stolen yet again

later:

dw he got apollo to wear the shirt eventually

#more sdt stream doodles lmfao #the only necessary context is that the first image is in reference to 4-4 #and the overarching story of AJ tbh lol #not a diss on the game i have many thoughts that won’t fit into just the tags on a shitpost tho lol #will add to this later #ace attorney #apollo justice #phoenix wright #my art #comic #id in alt text

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[egophiliac]

innocently logging in to look at the Twst schedule for May like

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers #tsumsted wonderland #i-is that enough spoiler tags #anyway twst just absolutely obliterating me with the schedule again #i saw the story completion campaign ended in june and was like 'oh okay that'll be when we get the next part' NOPE HA HA #oh my god rook. oh my god savana rook is real. #w...why is this a story card. hey twst wHY IS THIS A STORY CARD -- #is rook dreaming of still being a rowdy boy or #and why is he...(squints) why is he in a pomefiore bedroom #never mind i'm actually terrified of this card now #god. the STETSON. i'm crying. #he really is just applejack huh #also vil i don't know what your problem was this man's mane is LUSCIOUS #and what's this? it's twst following up that first punch with the right hook of EVEN MORE of the best and silliest event #malleus is going to be in the middle of an angsty flashback while dangling us over a pit of spikes or something #and then we're going to cut directly to him having a charming little tea party with a small plush version of himself #oh twst your sense of pacing remains exquisitely incomprehensible #(no i love this though)

[prismatoxic]

"chilchuck isn't a twink, he's a DILF!" now i get why you're saying that but i feel like you've maybe forgotten what chilchuck tims canonically looks like

i'm sorry but this man is a twink. also DILF isn't a body type it's a status (and technically, an opinion) so he can be both

"but he's middle-aged!" look at him. look with your eyeballs. his age has nothing to do with the fact that he Looks Like That. he's a twink. the sooner you accept this the less angry his fandom will make you

edit bc this post has become the bane of my existence:

FAQ

Q: wtf do you mean he's a dad? he looks like a kid. A: he is 29 years old, and a half-foot. half-foots are dungeon meshi's halflings, or hobbits, or whatever you want to call them.

Q: wait, if he's 29, why the fuck are you calling him middle-aged? A: half-foots have an average lifespan of 50 years. chilchuck was originally drawn with grey hairs (you can see that in the manga fullbody) but the mangaka gave up on that over time. he's middle-aged for his race.

Q: hey, doesn't that look like a little angry face on his boot in the manga drawing? A: yea kinda

#as a proud member of the chilfucker fandom i think we should all accept his canon appearance even if we draw him way different #if you can only love him if he looks like a hobbit do you really love him at all? #by all means draw and think of him however sparks joy for you. but this is who he is in the manga and anime and you need to accept that #i love all chilchucks but i just love him in general. ideal man #chilchuck tims #tox.txt #edits made because the tags on this post are my villain origin story #i have now muted notifs!

[nerdpoe]

There's the ghost of a child playing above Bludhaven

He's a short little thing, who glows and waves around a little sword. Sometimes he has a ship, sometimes he doesn't.

The kid keeps saying that it only fits that Bludhaven be his haunt, because it has "blud" in it and his name is "Youngblood".

Also he has declared Nightwing to be his nemesis.

Nightwing loves it; he gets to have at least one day a week that's just goofing off with a kid who can't be hurt by any of his regular villains. Their "fights" are more like play dates, if he's being honest, and Youngblood is a good kid.

Sometimes he's swinging from the sails of the kids ghost ship, dodging "ecto blasts", other times he's "teaming up" with Youngblood and "sword fights" another spectral Hero, called Phantom.

Generally, they all have a good time.

Until one day, he stumbles across some men in white suits actually managing to hurt the ghost child.

That day, the GIW learns that the most violent Robin wasn't the second one, but the first.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #i use all four tags cuz some people tag differently #may as well cover my bases #dick is youngblood's babysitter essentially #after dick gets done beating the GIW up #Phantom shows up and starts beating them up a second time #story prompt

[cloudvampire]

redesigning some old hogs for my ocs story I’m planning 🦔

Just some notes to add:

-I tried to make sonic look more similar to uncle chuck, he is also experiencing quill loss

-wears compression knee pads

-the big scar on his chest resulted from a battle that will be told in my ocs story

- wearing 2 of shadow’s inhibitor rings 💍

- shadow has more black arms/black doom features like his tail and red markings on his legs

-both have new kicks to keep up with the modern times

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonic prime #sonic adventure #sega #cloudy doodles #I need to come up a tag for all my ocs story I’ll come back to it later lmao

[oobbbear]

These designs came to me last night I had to sketch it out

#my art #oc #I’m not tagging sun moon but you get it #was reading a fic as bed time story #they had tails and are stage performers #I’m sure they look nothing like this in the actual fic but this is how I imagined

[asbestos-11]

life is dark and miserable but tiny aventurine makes it all disappear

would be so sexy and cool if y'all could reblog my art^^

#hsr #aventurine #dr ratio #aventio #draw tag #i'm deep in the trenches rn and idk when i'll resurface #honestly the story made me lose it. i am emotionally damaged rn in the best way possible #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah hyv writers when i get you just you wait #on a side note i got luocha as an early so that makes my life a whole lot easier cuz now i can farm jades for the boy himself!!!

[someonetooksendnoodles]

i’m such a whore for jaw-dropping, heavily stylized, thematically laden, full of heart animation. will forever be impressed at the stories that are coming from non-disney studios having their moment to shine.

#this is a #nimona #nimona movie #post but i’m also gonna plug other stories that echo this sentiment #song of the sea #dead end paranormal park #spop #the mitchells vs the machines #kataow #kipo netflix #wendell and wild #the hollow netflix #tales of arcadia #hilda #carmen sandiego #klaus #puss in boots #i know there’s more and i’ll come back and tag em when i remember #moon girl and devil dinosaur #my dad the bounty hunter #teenage mutant ninja turtle mutant mayhem #coming back to add #the road to el dorado #bc i just watched it and tbh very good #trolls #yeah this is being added too #THE SOUNDTRACK FUCKS #also fuck disney and its being added bc it is so much better than wish #dreamworks trolls #trolls movie