#nah but im really glad

[adhdvane]

246 draws ; A ; thank you gbf when i got vampy i was already happy. i did 245 from the crystals and the 90 draws + tickets saved and then realized i hadn't done the free daily, drew summer seruel again. 127/150 gold moons

#sammy liveblogs about granblue #sammy be quiet #sammy no #gets the characters with boosted draw rates but doesn't get cute new summon rip #nah but im really glad

[abirddogmoment]

i hope i never stop being amazed at the power of latent learning, like wow how cool is it to practice something a little bit, take a long break so it can sink in, and then return and do it beautifully??? amazing phenomenal and so so cool

#dogblr #dog training #i feel that i have gotten soooo much better at 'ending on a good note' instead of pushing for another perfect rep #i catch myself more often and quit while we're ahead #anyway this is specifically about my beautiful dogs #i was watching a reel of this persom teaching a 5mo border collie to wrap jumps #and she did it in probably about 60 or 70 reps in one session #and i was thinking that it would take me at least 10 or 15 sessions with rory because i can get maaaaaybe 5 reps of any behaviour #before shes like nah this sucks #but the coolest thing about training brittanies is just #you do your 3 or 4 reps and quit #and you come back a week later and they GET it #its like they need a long time to process it #but they WILL process it in your time off #anyway shes doing a really decent baby freestack in a front position #we practiced it once two weeks ago and then returned to it today and she nailed it #i tried to video but of course it did not work #storal of the mory: i love a dog that constantly humbles me in this specific way #im glad this was a brittany thing and not just a mav thing because i love training in this way

[skitskatdacat63]

More matador!Fernando! Ferrari this time :D (I can't help myself.....)

- facial hair

+ closeups

I really wanted the vibe of this Nando pic, I think I did pretty well??

#GUYS THE BULL DO YOU NOTICE WHAT BULL DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SUBTEXT DO YOU UNDERSTAND MY IMPLICATION #lmao tho i mostly put it there cause i saw this rly cool pic w the shadow of a bull on a matador's cape #i dont understand how i ended up making this one more intensive and detailed than the other #but im not mad cause i really like it aaahhhhhh #but i think this one took more than 6 hours and the other one was 5½? #and both i ended up working until an absolutely horrible time. dont ask me what time i wrote this post #okay btw i didnt draw that embroidery. thank you medibang pattern brush now beloved 🙏 #i think it suits him!!!! i was thinking of doing stars anyways so I'm glad it worked out #two people id like to blame: #thank you 005 for accidentally reminding me of the sword!! im glad his other hand is not just idle :) #and thank you suzuki-ecstar for asking me at some point if id ever draw facial hair on nando #^ particularly the 3 Musketeers look. so thanks. i suddenly remembered and i had to draw it 😭 #it kept shocking me how baby faced i drew him every time i took that layer off #also every time i worked on the suit red genuinely ceased being an actual color to me #its bright red right?? like very fluorescent?? but my brain kept going: is this too orange?? this isnt red right???? #anyways happy with this!!!!! there were a lot more roadblocks than the other but it all worked out #but wow wish i had this level of diligence for yknow. schoolwork. #i can spend 6+ hours on a drawing straight but school? nah i give up every 20 mins or less fjfkkfl #also not abandoning my other aus or anything but i have a lot more ideas for this honestly #i think the ref pics are a lot easier and more interesting to find than for my other AUs #<- cause its so much more modern lmao. so i have a lot more inspo than trying to find ultra specific 18th century paintings #i wanna draw 3 things rn: #nando w the ceremonial cape. seb in a matador suit. and of course some silly vett//onso in this AU #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #catie.art. #fa14 #matador au

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

the sylph of light has been waiting a very very long time to meet you.

#homestuck art #homestuck #aranea homestuck #aranea serket #im still sooooo mentally ill over her i rlly thought id go through the SLOG that is openbound and be like #nah araneas cant be as great as a character as i remember her surely i have been far too influenced by my own interpretation #no shes still fucking awesome to me just wholesale. shes an awful person but so good at making you think shes not #and the way she had those panels where she was paralleled to a2 dd made me go fghdfghergsr bc YEAH #she DESPISES being rushed and dd: ascend more casually just further inspires that parallel for me #it truly encapasculates how much of a passive class sylph is like. you know?? YOU KNOW?? #and further contrasts vriska and araneas personalities bc vriska SUCKS AT ACTUALLY MANIPULATING PEOPLE #SHES JUST A TEENAGE BULLY. #but aranea only needs to use her words and its like #of course the beforus trolls dont like her. bc they *know her.* aranea seamlessly worms her way in with the meteor crew and the a2 kids #because they DONT know what shes really like #and now that meenahs back she has a friend that makes her seem more *reasonable* by comparison #serket mind gaaaaames!!! #anyway. i adore her. im glad that she was a fucking idiot.

[bangcakes]

.

#feel like thw trip i took over the weekend was like. a brain reset NDNDDNNNDNDNDN #it was like i was taken back to a time precovid... pre career change.... i was just like oh ya this is how things were NDNNDMSNSMSM #just .... goin on trips with my friends.... #ya........... #idk NDNXNNXJXJXJX #just needed that i guess #bc i was so stressed like between graduating and job searching and my boy problem it was so much #bc when i graduated university.... i really just had to deal with graduating. bc i had to take some time off after for mental health n then #they were so desperate in my field that i got a job within like a week of applying NFNFJJFJDNXNND #so... ya i had like time to deal with stuff. whereas this time i was hit with like... what felt like so much.... idk IDK #im just glad that i keep finding jobs to apply to. bc there were two weeks where it was so DRY. like there was Nothing to apply to and i was #like OH SO AM I FUCJED??? IS TGE WELL DRY #but nah. i found one last week that i applied to over the weekend and another yesterday that i'll apply to in the coming days... #may as well take my time.... bc its not due until 2 weeks from now #2 of the jobs ive applied to already also close this week so im like. WILL I HEAR BACK?.????? #idk idk #software is so competitive..... #psych was..... lmao. high turnover everywhere. HOWEVER.... there was this one company that had basically a monopoly on the field #in my town and the surrounding ones #so like....... wouldnt have been easy to move around #at least in software.... you can get a job at literally any sector lmao. like the options are unlimited thank god #there was a posting to work at a library..... i wasnt qualified for it bc they wanted like someoen super experienced #but i was like OH WOW A GOAL.???? #like god imagine i get to work at a library.... kicking screaming throwing UP #thatd be so cool..... #id feel so accomplished... #personal

[mo-ok]

TWICE. LOST GALAXY HAS SHOWN AN UNSUITED GINGAMAN CHARACTER T W I C E. FIRST GOUKI AND NOW SHELINDA I AM LOSING MY MIND

#like did they just not care or did they assume no one would notice #i guess tbf i can see how the lil Shelinda could have gone unnoticed but the gouki one was so so bad #but its so fucking funny #cause when the episode started i thought 'oh this is about Damon - i wonder if they are gonna pull from the Hayate v Shelinda fight' #and then thought 'nah Shelinda isnt in a suit they cant really use any of that footage' #only to eat my fucking words cause they used a long shot with her vibing in the damn corner lmao #before watching gingaman i just couldnt ever get in to lost galaxy but oh boy am i so glad i gave it another shot #the way they use parts of ginga feels so bizzare and delightful #idk how to explain it but it just FEELS different to how other pr seasons feel... #maybe im just too attached to gingaman lmao #or maybe its the super jarring colour and quality change every time we jump to gingaman footage 😂😂😂 #lost galaxy

[weaselishmcdiesel]

Hello yes i,,,

The mumbo vs etho battle is gonna be tough

I betrayed my love of etho to stand by mumbo's side,

And yours,,

I'm hoping you can come to trust me this round

bee my heart is bruised and bleeding.. i didnt just lose my long term campaign to get techno vs mumbo... i also lost grian..... i didnt even expect to lose him since he was in the lead... if i lose another man so soon i dont know if my heart can handle it....

🤝dont let me down my friend

#AND HERE COMES WEASEL WITH THE STEEL CHA- nah nah nah not this time #i do also really like etho and im glad he killed scott for jimmy's sake ashkdjf #weasel speaks #asks! #if mumbo loses to etho ill become an ethogirlie

[greyfeu]

question! i love your picrew; i was wondering what the last pride flag in the flag buttons means? I've never seen that one before

WHY ARE SO MANY OF YOU FINDING MY PICREW????? And i believe you are referring to the Unlabeled flag!

#nah fr ive gotten like 3 other picrew messages this week #its really ugly guys im so sorry for making it <3 #im glad yall like it but ohgnfnnd igotta finish my second one #ask

[vagueiish]

i think that it's gonna be oli's canon that he and asta did meet before the events of the game. like, briefly. and very shortly before, mere days

and, yeah, asta did try to seduce the guy and bring him back to cazador. but oli's hella insecure + he's demi. so like not really interested (yet) (i mean, come on, he wants to know how he could be into someone only five minutes after meeting) + he's almost willfully oblivious to flirting (and also thanks some timely intervention from a family friend! what luck!!!) so he's safe. barely.

mostly i want this big, dumb interaction where asta tries to be seductive and oli's like ????? the whole time. something along the lines of:

oli, trying to make polite conversation while waiting out the rain: so, uh... what's your name? astarion: whatever you want it to be, darling~ oli, not exactly unused to being flirted with but isn't exactly super used to it and doesn't want to make assumptions: is... is that elven, or...?

#i wonder. did astarion always go for seduction? or was he savvy enough with people to realize #that sometimes all he'd have to do is be like 'aw i lost my puppy' or some shit and he'd be able to get people #to follow him to their dooms that way? #because a sob story about a dying grandma or lost puppy or whatever #would have worked on oli far better than any pick up lines lmao #i imagine there'd be some points where asta was like 'nah this guy isnt biting. time to move on' #and then oli seems almost receptive which keeps him going #oli would in some ways be a perfect victim: #clearly far from home #clearly not of means #wouldnt take much digging to realize that he wouldnt really be missed should something happen to him #tho asta wouldnt be able to get him drunk. considering he finds all alcohol gross yucky #i have a rough outline of how the meeting would go #and the end of their encounter is almost sweet. if filled with intense amounts of dramatic irony lmao #basically oli's like 'youre a good person! :) im glad kind people like you exist in this city #bc the experience has sucked ass for me so far!!!!' #and astarion gets to sit there for a moment like ....what a naive idiot. jfc #he does (fortunately or unfortunately) find a replacement victim shortly after #idk. maybe it's a nice little respite for him to deal with someone like oli? #oli doesnt recognize him after the crash #im unsure if asta would recognize oli.... #ship: blood sweat & tears (s!asta x oli) #oc: could it be this misery will suffice? (oliver) #to the void with love

[perenlop]

very pleasantly surprised by tierno in the summer camp arc. i never watched it and i was just waiting for the fat jokes because i did remember that the series would do that with chespin and quilladin, but they just… never came. and he wasnt a joke or anything like that, he was a genuinely talented person that inspired ash and helped him win against korrina, his dancing is never mocked or seen as weird or anything, and hes seen as like the leader/parallel to ash and like. yeah its the bare minimum for how fat and “feminine” character should be treated in fiction but like i was expecting the worst after the one chespin episode

#now. he should be the one in performances instead of shauna. but whatever #i also expected them to play his crush on serena as like gross and weird compared to ash #bc thats a common trope but nah thats not focused on at all really #idk tierno isnt a character i think abt often or anything but he did deserve better #and im glad hes at least fine in the anime #in summer camp at least. i hope they keep this up. oh lord #echoed voice #pokeani lb

[lokh]

i must say tho. very strange to not be accosted over my name LMAO

#i mean that usually going to pharmacies they assume im picking it up for someone else #nah its mine..... #i mean hey im glad im not. getting hatecrimed #people treat u Really differently when they think ur a woman. wow #and unfortunately i was very used to it 😭

[lafortis]

Goodnight gamers I simply will not get enough sleep and that's. Fine.

#feeling really good at work rn which is nice #and outside of work.... well...... #i exist. :) #probably #nah im legit pretty aight rn #okay im fsr enough in the notes now to say: fhhdjsksnsidjfjfjrifnfiroskeosknr CLARE you animal #im glad we dont share many mutuals lmfao #still tho #nice. #lmao

[dyslexic-mess]

Not to get political on here, but it always makes me giggle a little when the pro life ppl are like,'But what if your mum aborted you!? 🥺'

Besti. I am the child of a man who, at 30, cheated on his wife (who was at home with his newborn son) with a traumatised 19 year old.

She should have.

#like bro #I should NOT exist #do you have any idea what it was like growing up and finding out Im the product of that?? #my mother insists to this day that I was a 'love child' #nah #ya girls an affear baby. #not to mention my mum is bpd as fuck #unmedicated till after I left home #yh. #SO glad I got to expireance that childhood #oh! #and my mum is ALSO a chronic over sherer #I was conceived on 9/11 #the protection broke bec it flashed onto the news and my perants both pivoted suddenly to look #so the story I really wish I didnt know goes... #do you need more evedence to proove that I really shouldnt exist?? #bek rambles about crap #pro choice #trawma dumping on tumbler again cus I cant affort therapy #ur welcome

[doublecheekedkinard]

Im perfectly aware the grammys are trash

#but im still glad harry won over beyonce #this bitch goes on about black queen this and that but her entire career is built on shit she stole from black people #sorry #get fucked b #also taylor swift? really #nah

[he-calls-me-kitten]

Sugar, Spice and a Tempting Vice

VA! MC x OM! Characters

"Hey Levi, any new game recommendations for me? I just finished the last lot of books Satan suggested." You asked, plopping down your head on his shoulder to look at his screen.

"M-MC! You have to warn me before you do such things!" He muttered, his ears turning red as he scrolled some webpages pages for you. "But okay yeah these are the new games that are out recently... see anything you like?"

"Oh my God! It's out it's out!" You pointed excitedly at the screen. "Pretty Little Things is out! Finally!! I was dying to tell you all about it!"

Levi visibly stiffened up. "You-you were waiting for this particular game to come out? Are you sure it's not another game with a similar sounding name?"

"Nah uh this is the exact same one. Look up the list of voice actors in this game!"

"WHAT?! MC WHY IS YOUR NAME IN HERE?????"

"Yes! This was the new part-time job I couldn't tell you about since it was still in production! Im so glad you can just play it now!"

"...it's uh ready for download on all platforms already...so which character did voice?"

"Oh spoiler alert, my character is the only one that doesn't have a name, you have assign me one, the same way you name yourself. They even designed the characters to resemble all the VA's and add in some of their personalities, isn't that sweet?"

"Hahaha y-yeah definitely sweet! I'll be sure to check it out soon!"

"Great! Lemme know what you think of the game okay?!" You squeezed him in a small hug before you left.

Later in the Demon Brothers only group chat:

Levi: Code Red! Code Red! ASHSKSHSKSKSJJSKKS

Mammon: WHAT WHAT THAT MEANS AN MC RELATED EMERGENCY RIGHT??

Asmo: OMG are they OKAY?? Should I go check up on them in their room!?!

Satan: I'm already on my way.

Mammon: NOT BEFORE ME YOU'RE NOT!

Belphie: Is MC hurt in anyway?

Beel: Did they pass out from hunger?! I can bring them emergency snacks right away

Lucifer: Can you lot not lose your minds everytime MC is mentioned? Pathetic. Levi, calm down and tell us what's wrong.

Beel: But Lucifer I just saw you hurrying up the stairs to MC's room too...

Satan: Typical Lucifer. By the way, MC is perfectly fine, happy even. Levi what are you on about?

Mammon: Yeah MC can't stop smiling! It's a good thing that happened, you idiot! Why would you scare us like that?

Asmo: Omg apparently MC voice acted in a new game! Levi I need you to download it for me ASAP please!

Beel: Me too, please.

Belphie: Me three.

Lucifer: I've already done it, you all can do it yourselves if you could do your own work for once.

Satan: Oh shut up, MC just did it for you right now as they did it for me.

Levi: It's a Dating Simulator. With multiple H-rated DLC endings. And MC is one of the dateables.

...

Levi: Hello?!! Did you guys not see my message?!

Levi: Seriously no reaction?! You guys aren't freaked out by this?!?

Beel: I just heard several doors opening and closing at once.

Asmo: Oh come Levi, I think you already know what our reaction is Levi ♥️ How can we possibly hold in our excitement after such a news!?

Levi: Are you all downloading the game together?!!! Y'all are hogging the bandwidth too much, my download speed has gone way down!!

Simeon: Hey

Simeon: I heard some demons in a cafe, raving about a game where MC plays one of the main characters?

Solomon: Indeed MC just sent us all a link right now.

Simeon: Oh is that so? I'll get Luke to help me download it after he's done with his.

Levi: Luke is playing it too?! I don't think it's appropriate given it's certain hidden endings!!

Barbatos: MC already made sure of it. He only has access to the sibling and friendship routes. It's a special version they added for all ages.

Diavolo: It already has downloads in the ten thousands. I'm really glad to see how MC is beloved by Devildom.

Levi: Are NONE of you affected by the fact that there are erotic routes with MC's VOICE?!!

Solomon: Oh I personally cannot wait hear my adorable apprentice's performance.

Barbatos: Ahem. I'd rather not comment on it.

Simeon: Same.

Diavolo: Same.

Levi: Sigh. We really are just a helpless lot at the mercy of MC.

To be continued...

#obey me #obey me smut #obey me solomon #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me lucifer #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me barabtos

[gentlyweeps-world]

the chase

summary: Lando hates the chase but you love it.

pairing: lando norris x fem!reader

warnings: brief (none at all) mentions of alcohol

notes: another lando fic, I’ll be working on the next part of my sarge series (it will be a small filler part)

LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO

Lando was used to being sought after- not having to chase after the person he wanted.

He was like that until he met you- a mutual friend of Pietra’s, and he was down bad.

He didn’t realize this until he was quite literally following you like a puppy dog around a club he was asked to be the DJ at for the night.

Lando approaches you again, trying to avoid bumping into anyone as he tries to cross the crowded dance floor.

He notices you immediately though, and his eyes seem to light up with excitement. He walks over to you and smiles brightly.

"Y/n! Hi!" He shouts over the loud music.

“Oh! Hey! Hi Lando!” You say with a smile, moving over towards him with your choice of drink in hand. “Sorry I wondered off before!”

Lando laughs, shaking his head.

"Nah, that's alright - it's a mad club after all. Can't expect us not to get separated in it."

He leans in a bit closer, leaning over the dance floor to get close enough to hear you properly.

"But I'm glad I found you again, you look really great," He says, giving you a quick wink.

“Thanks!” You say with a smile, moving just a bit closer to him you reach up and rest your hand on his bicep.

“Actually…I saw one of my friends earlier, I’m gonna go try and find her!” You say giving him a small smirk as you squeeze his bicep and walk away.

Lando laughs slightly as you squeeze his bicep, giving him a little shiver of excitement.

He can't help but watch you, admiring the sight of you as you walk away.

Lando shakes his head after a moment, trying to clear his mind, and continues to move through the crowd, back to the DJ booth.

Throughout the next hour you and Lando are continuously making eye contact with shy smiles.

Lando tries to keep the eye contact for as long as possible - he finds the small smile you're giving him cute.

There's not much he can do from the DJ booth, so he just continues to look at you occasionally, watching you as you dance and have fun with your friends.

At some point Lando had snuck down to find you, which you weren’t aware since you were on the dance floor.

You felt a hand grab your wrist and pull you towards them, “Hey..! Oh Lando..”

"Hey, did you...miss me?" Lando asks you with a grin, his eyes shining brightly in the low lighting.

He takes your hand in his and smiles, pulling you closer to his chest, where he can better hear your voice over the beat of the music.

“I think you missed me if anything..” You reply with a smile.

"Hmm, maybe I did..." Lando laughs, looking around the crowded room. "Let's get out of here, shall we? Somewhere quieter so we can actually talk?"

“I don’t know..I actually quite fancy this atmosphere..” You say with a smirk pulling away from Lando.

Lando rolls his eyes, smiling, and pulls you back towards him.

"What, you wanna spend the rest of the night on this dance floor? Because I promise, there's a better place to spend it."

“Yeah? And where would that be?” You say smiling at Lando.

"How about - my apartment?" Lando suggests cheekily, leaning forward slightly as he stares down at you.

"Think you'd enjoy that?"

“No..I don’t think I would” You respond with a smirk.

Lando laughs, a sly smile stretching across his face as he keeps his eyes on you.

"Sure about that?" He asks, getting a little closer; you can feel his breath on your neck.

“Yeah..I’m sure” You say softly, smirking up at him.

"Hmm, is that so?" Lando whispers, trailing his fingers up and down your arms, sending shivers throughout your body.

He steps closer to you so that he can hear you a little better, keeping his voice low.

"You sure you aren’t a little tempted?"

“Yes Im sure Lando..” You say with a giggle.

Lando laughs once again, clearly amused by your attempt at rejecting him. But he doesn't let this stop him from continuing to get closer to you.

"Reallyyy?" He asks teasingly, sliding his hands down your arms until they reach your waist.

“Yes really..” You respond with a smile, but think time you don’t pull away from him.

Lando laughs again at your response, keeping hold of your waist with one hand as he leans into you. His breath is warm against your neck as he speaks quietly.

"I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure you might have a little bit of interest in me after all."

“Maybe just a tiny bit…” You whisper out with a smile, eyes twinkling as you look at him.

Lando laughs as you admit to having a tiny bit of interest in him, before leaning even closer to you. His breath tickles against your skin, sending shivers down your body.

"I bet it's a lot more than 'just a tiny bit'..." He whispers in your ear, his voice low and husky.

“But why would I admit that..?” You say with a smile, wrapping your arms around his neck.

Lando laughs quietly, his body pressing against yours as he wraps his arms tightly around you, one hand resting on your hip; the other is resting underneath your chin, holding your face so he can look into your eyes.

"Because...I think you want me to know."

“Maybe..” You say, eyes shifting from his down to his lips.

Lando smiles at that, looking at your lips as he begins to lean forward towards them.

But before your lips could meet you press your finger to his lips, stopping him.

“At least take me out first Norris” You say with a grin.

Lando laughs at your response, his mouth curling up into a smug grin.

"Alright... you got me Y/n." He replies, leaning back and letting go of you, looking at you with an amused expression.

"So... when do you want me to take you out?"

“Tomorrow sounds good..” You say with a smile.

Lando nods, his eyes brightening with excitement at the thought of taking you out.

"Tomorrow it is... I'll pick you up at 7:30?" He asks looking at you.

“Sounds perfect”

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