#naughty teas

[annatateson]

Disco Elysium Gothic and Lolita Tea Party Part 2: The RCM Gremlins are GOSSIPPING!

Finally got back from my adventures so I can CONTINUE this magical journey of spreading gothic and lolita fashion throughout the DE cast (and FREEING them from the shackles of gender)!

I loved seeing all the drawings on here of Harry in lolita dresses so I've decided to spread the love! FUN and FRILLS (and spilling TEA)!

More pictures hidden within...

#disco elysium #mack torson #jules pidieu #chester mclaine #I just know Jules has so much TEA #I see that bich stirring the pot #translating Harry's words to maximise Jean rage #Acting like he doesn't want to relay childish insults but then immediately caving #I SEE YOU BICH #Underrated character XD #My friend saw me drawing this and said that the bald one is serving absolute cu*t #slaying absolute pe*is #Disco Elysium Gothic and Lolita Tea Party #disco elysium fanart #my art #For some reason this isn't showing up in tags so changing NAUGHTY WORDS in case that helps X_X #TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU??? #OMFG IT WORKED #TUMBLR I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A PRUDE

[only-one-brain-cell]

I am once again screaming into the void over them

#bridgerton #kate bridgerton #anthony bridgerton #kathony #it looks like Anthony is telling Kate the tea #or something naughty or both #whatever he told her must have been good to have gotten a kiss #Anthony will walk around the rest of the day like ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ just because his wife kissed him

[themancorialist]

Oldham Street, Manchester.

#caught the light #not that you can tell #street portrait #boof #cup of tea #night & day #naughty naughty very naughty #noise levels #or a cleanshirt tenant #Manchester #portrait #leather jacket #marc bolan

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Kojiro would hear the smallest whisper of insecurity from me, would see me getting self conscious about clothes or my body or being hard on myself, and instantly whisk me off to the bedroom to plow into me slow and deep for hours, his whispers and growls of “pretty girl” and “that’s my baby, cum for me, gorgeous” drowning out the body dysmorphia bit by bit.

He has me look in the mirror after a couple rounds, when there’s a thin sheen of sweat on my skin, my hair messy, and I’ve got that post-orgasmic glow to me. “Look how pretty you look, baby,” he’d whisper, trailing his fingers over my curves, grabbing and squeezing all of the places where I feel so soft and perfect underneath him. Kojiro Nanjo is the type of man who will make sure to worship your body, but will worship it even harder on the days where you struggle in loving yourself.

#Kendall’s post got me fucking THINKING #he’s so pretty #I need to track down that one sk8 x reader fic i reblogged a while back where Joe calls a fem reader ‘pretty girl’ as a pet name and ughhhhh #it changed my brain chemistry it literally rewired my frontal lobe for ever and did irreversible damage to me. (positive) #osha keep scrolling #laur’s writing #naughty self ships #joelaur #green tea ship hours #i hesitate to tag this as ‘x reader’ since these are daydream thoughts I wrote in first person #not that immersive yknow? #i should get back to writing though. reader insert and otherwise. #it’s just been crazy busy

[vixlenxe]

Bd.sm test

Here's the tea we already knew sis

#(well since everyone else is doing it *sips that tea) #musings [lore; ideas and aesthetics] #naughty aesthetic(nsfw warning) 【red wine kisses and ravenous touches】 #ivy quenderlain; aesthetic [a dance of starlight in the dark]

[greppelheks]

God is really teasing me with this fall weather in July....

#naughty!! #I'm in my hoodie eating hot soup listening to the rain and reading #I'm 100% loving this weather #drinking endless cups of tea #I love it #personal

[xxxkitt3n]

As I sit over here whiskey hazed, my thoughts wander off to a land… A time where you bend me and take me with no word. Fuck me so hard I have no time to speak. I gasp and moan and bask in the pleasure. Fuck me harder. Spank me. Use me as your play thing and fill me full.

#sexy tease #whiskies #whiskey #sexy teas #so fuckable #fuck #dirtymemes #thoughts #naughty

[machidielontheway]

people suck

#3615 my life #choir & ThE mAsKinG ProBlEM : the return 2 #angry and disappointed #but mostly tired and sad #got my cry out and my friends in #so i'm gonna drink my tea think about naughty blorbo stuff and go the fuck to sleep

[liroyalty]

Aesthetic Tags

fashion aesthetic 【a diamond ring and tiara to match my ballgown】

foodie aesthetic 【oh my! it's time for tea!】

quote aesthetic 【words are just as powerful as the sword】

setting aesthetic 【castles that were so high they touched the horizons】

royalty aesthetic 【in the lap of luxury】

divine aesthetic 【light and dark in a balance】

musical aesthetic 【the voice of an angel with the lure of a siren】

video aesthetic 【pressing the play button until it breaks】

verses and aus aesthetic 【in the reflection of the mirror; is what we see truly ourselves?】

naughty aesthetic(nsfw warning) 【body imprints onto silken sheets】

ship aesthetic 【ah; true love. a rarity for royalty indeed】

ann aesthetic 【in sunlight blooms the peony】

suzanne aesthetic(varies trigger warnings) 【in darkness blooms the spider lily】

john aesthetic 【war makes a king; but love makes a man】

rosa aesthetic 【the comforts of the mother we adored】

#fashion aesthetic 【a diamond ring and tiara to match my ballgown】 #foodie aesthetic 【oh my! it's time for tea!】 #quote aesthetic 【words are just as powerful as the sword】 #setting aesthetic 【castles that were so high they touched the horizons】 #royalty aesthetic 【in the lap of luxury】 #divine aesthetic 【light and dark in a balance】 #musical aesthetic 【the voice of an angel with the lure of a siren】 #video aesthetic 【pressing the play button until it breaks】 #verses and aus aesthetic 【in the reflection of the mirror; is what we see truly ourselves?】 #naughty aesthetic(nsfw warning) 【body imprints onto silken sheets】 #ship aesthetic 【ah; true love. a rarity for royalty indeed】 #ann aesthetic 【in sunlight blooms the peony】 #suzanne aesthetic(varies trigger warnings) 【in darkness blooms the spider lily】 #john aesthetic 【war makes a king; but love makes a man】 #rosa aesthetic 【the comforts of the mother we adored】

[antique-forvalaka]

I think insects have gotten into my tea and i dont even care. Fuck around in there idgaf, but be prepared to be boiled and steeped with the rest of it.

Im not kidding if i dont get to drink this shit i will die, dont test me you lil shits.

#desperate times call for desperate non-acknowledgement of ew #tbf i haven seen any naughty insects yet #but the tea is weirdly powdery and i dont trust it #fucking moths my eternal menaces #txt #my ramblings #how did they even get in there like i dont triple check my stache #most secure and sealed place in my whole home #missiom impossible insects #i think im having a full on meltdown over this actually but that still cant stop me from drinking it

[toruandmidori]

COFFEE, TEA OR ME?

Get flirty with our new cute, raunchy retro coffee mugs and gifts!

Available to buy online here.

#coffee #tea #funny #flirty #naughty #retro #vintage #coffee mug #coffee time #coffee lover #caffeine #caffeine addict #cute #gift ideas #gifts #gifts for coffee lovers #humor #vintage coffee mug #typography #design #art #home #home decor #home inspo #interior

[beababoobies]

NAUGHTY BOY! -

a collection of what makes the jjk men so naughty - ft GETO, NANAMI, CHOSO. 𝜗𝜚 a/n : this is dedicated to my dearly beloved @bugbonesandthinskin , my favs for my fav. Enjoy my love! <3

CHOSO KAMO 𝜗𝜚 - poor baby!

Choso is fucking whiney. Choso will paw at you, at your body, whining and trying to discretely hump you. He’s such a desperate little puppy, it would be pathetic if it didn’t make you completely fold for him.

Choso is insanely sensitive - but also insanely filled with stamina. Sure, he’ll be whining and cumming under you in less than two minutes - but that doesn’t mean the fun has stopped, oh no, he’s practically used to the sensation of overstimulation by now. The first time you were intimate with him, he looked surprised when you asked if he wanted to stop after he finished. 

“D-does that mean it’s over? I u-usually do that at like five time w-when I get myself off.” 

He’s perfectly ready to be your mouldable little toy, to be ruined and wrecked by every naughty thing you know how to do that he couldn’t even fathom to have existed. But you have to be careful, ready - because once you’ve started, you’d be brave to try and stop. Because he’ll be behind you, arms wrapped around your waist after you tried to brush him off. Two days is really the most he can go before he feels like he’ll breakdown.

 It’s almost cute how insensitive he is to how taboo sex is actually supposed to be. He’s so confused when you blush or get why when he mentions something about having sex out of nowhere, or mentions something he fantasized about last night. You’ll be sitting on the couch, morning cup of tea in your grasp, gently blowing in it, waiting it for it to be just cold enough for you to drink, when your boyfriend sneaks in between your thighs, and -

“Can I eat you out? Please? Wanna feel you, feel you cum on my tongue…” 

He’s lucky you didn’t almost spill the cup of scolding hot liquid all down his face. 

GETOU SUGURU 𝜗𝜚 - t-that’s gross!

Geto is nasty because he’s just nasty. There’s nothing about his sexual habits that scream vanilla, or soft. He loves seeing you humiliated, embarrased about how your body keeps betraying you under his touch. All with your consent, of course, safe words - but there’s something about you sobbing and trying to squirm away from him that has him fucking throbbing.

The first time he ate you out, he could easily be mistaken for a man who had been crawling the desert for thousands of years coming in contact with his first taste of ice cold water. His entire face shoved in between your juicy folds, tongue pressed deeply against your clit as he used his tongue to scrape and squeeze out every little remnant of your slick from your cunt. Every little speck of your taste from every crevice of your walls, it’s his. 

And by the end, when you cried and sobbed and tried to pull him away with the cry of worrying you might squirt and practically drown the man, he pulled your thighs so quickly you could swear his faces collision with your slit could have broken his nose. Poor man couldn’t even care about air, broken noses, water down the wrong pipe, when you’re crying and trying to push at his head away while you shoot a stream of cum straight into his wanting mouth.

It’s that - or it’s grabbing you, tasting you, or fucking you in places of your body you wouldn’t ever expect someone to get creative enough to do. There’s in-between your thighs, of course, but that’s a classic - no, this man will rut his cock against your soft tummy and make your beg him to fuck you. He’ll watch his tip bump against your belly button as you whine and complain. 

His favourite? Using all your holes when you never expect it. Eating you out, and letting his tongue slip down to your ass, feeling you try to squirm away with protests. “T-that’s nasty, Sugu!” “S-sugu, that’s gross, you don’t h-have to -“ only to be silenced by your own whines when his tongue gently makes its way inside the tighter puckered hole, pressing up eagerly against your most sensitive spots . Because it’s beautiful to live on your perineum, to him, live in a state of consistently having access to ruining you. 

NANAMI KENTO 𝜗𝜚  - a man, ruined!

Nanami is a simple man. He hates work. He hates his job. He doesn’t like xyz, and he likes zyx. It’s not his fault that when you came into his life, he wanted to tear you apart for making him feel pushed out of his love for normalcy. You made him feel like a feral creature how you lead him to spending nights doing things that would change the worlds reputation of him.

Mating press after mating press, he feels so nasty but he can’t stop. You’re so easy to move, like putty in his hands. The way you’ll bend over, kneel, and cum at his command has him feeling out of control. At work, nearly off the clock, when his mind flashes to the way he held you to his chest by your stomach, other hand on your chin, letting you suck on his fingers as you slowly rode him until you were dumb. The way your pretty lacy lingerie slipped down enough for your breasts to poke out. And suddenly he’s running to the nearest restroom, flushed and bothered.

Because when he’s had other relationships, when he’s dated other women, hookups - none of them entranced him quite like you. It felt good, it was great, sure. But he wishes he could get the noise you make when you feel yourself getting close tattoos on his mind, that excited little whine when you realize you’re about to get what you want, the way your eyes light up, even if you’ve only been at it for a handful of minutes, you are just so ready to make a mess for him, so eager to let yourself get dumber and dumber everytime you cum. It’s filthy how much he wouldn’t mind quitting his job so he can spend all his time breaking you down to less than a human. Having you practically live on his swollen and sensitive cock. 

Nanami is a man ruined. Secretly, sure. He can hide it pretty well. In fact, no one would even know he had a pretty little thing like you to his name. But it was getting harder and harder to remain composed. Steady. Normal. When all his mind could think about the view of your cunt gently lowering itself onto his face. The way you put your whole weight on him, the way he didn’t even have to ask you.

#jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk x you #jjk x y/n #geto x reader #geto suguru #geto smut #geto x you #geto suguru x reader #geto suguru smut #geto suguru x you #choso kamo #jjk choso #choso smut #choso x reader #choso kamo smut #choso kamo x reader #choso kamo x you #choso my beloved #nanami x reader #nanami kento #jjk nanami #nanami smut #nanami x you #nanami kento x reader #nanami kento x you #nanami kento smut #PHEW. THATS SO MANY TAGS..

[minstrxll]

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#the way that i forgot it was se.xual s.unday oops #everyone else posting naughty hcs and stuff #me infodumping about tea on goddamn rice #&&ooc; #insert foodgasm joke here or something #am i cool now jgkalsfjklh