ruben writing hit songs about being mad and toxic... aguefort students going crazy for them.... kipperlily dosing the whole school with devil's nectar..... students singing about being mad while dosed with devil's nectar...... everyone having random rage outbursts.......
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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Gertie Bladeshield is so fucking funny and silly. She's not even voting for her crush for student council president because she hates her crush's friend, who's not even involved with the election, THAT much
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Me when there's nectar, cactus fruit, and insects at the function.
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ik you're primarily a bee blog but do you have any fun facts about mosquitos? i hate them so much and your post about wasp haters got me thinking about it
Some of them are rainbow and have little leg warmers like: Sabethes cyaneus. They use their legs in one of the only examples of courtship display in mozzies.
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Track list for Fig and the Cig Figs independently published Junior Year album (officially named “Infaethable”)
Teenage Rebellion
Night Yorb (a heavy metal banger)
Summer Scaries
Devils Nectar
Time Quangle (a love song about Ayda)
Multiclass (Gorgug sings on this!)
The Ballad Of Lucy Frostblade (Kristen was the one who convinced Fig to write this)
So Late, So Tactical
Do You Have A Fucking Warrant
Cassandra (Can You Hear Me)
Hall Of Mirrors
President Applebees (written entirely in the night after Kristen gets elected by a drunk Fig with extremely drunk notes by Kristen)
Raging For Love (inspired by Gorgug, of course)
The Elven Oracle (Has A Day Job) (So Stop Bothering Her)
Maximum Legend
Fury Of The Ball
Cursed
Infaethable
The Bad Kids
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listen i love and grow and appreciate native plants as much as any plant ecology nerd but good god the energy of a lot of native plant discussion on social media continues to be so............ much
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when mel gives zag his first nectar he freezes in a panic and he's like oh god. i knew this was coming and i still don't have anything for her. what do i do
and he frantically yanks one of his dog skulls off his shoulders and is like here :) i'll uhh give you something better for my ten-heart event i promise
and she's like omg thank you, i've always wanted to use dog bones in my rituals and from a hound of hades, this is so thoughtful and just what i wanted!! and he's like what :|
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NEW GOLDENHEART CHILD! have been planning to add him but didn't have a slightest idea on what type of person he should be.
When @long-distance-muse shared her idea to me, it all started to come together.
Meet Nectar Goldenheart
The youngest sibling who loves wreak havoc with Nimona, chill and tease his sister Grethyl, making sure his parents knows he loves them, playing jazz (much to Ballister's dismay) and most importantly, admiring his crush, Kyno Shieldblade. A fan child made by @goldenheart-supremacy between Todd and Aerin. Good stuff I tell you good stuff.
Some facts about him:
Nectar loves bees, to the point that his aesthetic is bees.
Nectar plays the trombone.
Has bad eyesight like Ballister but prefers to wear contacts instead, thus the yellow eyes.
Can speak Korean and Urdu but prefers to speak Urdu while Grethyl likes to speak Korean more
Both will rant in their favorite languages.
Absolute simp for Kyno.
There were more but I forgot what they were, so have this for now :)).
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