#no im not exaggerating

[goat-yells-at-everything]

I'm FINALLY starting to feel better!

Not totally pain free and definitely feeling the effects of long term pain medication use again but Holy fuck it feels GREAT not to be doubled over in pain crying and unable to do jack shit all!

And I am SOOOOO inspired to draw!!!! And I want to get back to work on my mods!!!! And I restarted my New Horizons island and wana get more of the layout planned!!!!!!

But....

The end of the mod is next week in class and I have 2 weeks of work to catch up on. TTyTT

#2 chapters in one book #2 in another #1 in a 3rd #2 online chapters #and about 50 pages of worksheets #no im not exaggerating #oh! almost forgot the research paper! #*dying goat noises*

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

#this is just me ranting sorry #im very tired and hungry #and i want to sleep but brain go brrrrr #well i used to be nice and smart and now im neither of those or however the song goes #pretty sure he was exaggerating cause looking back. it was good. but some of the wording was a lil wonky #adhd #actually adhd #executive dysfunction #actually neurodiverse #adhd paralysis #adult adhd #attention deficit hyperactivity disorder #adhd hacks #academia #neurodivergent #adhd skill regression #confessions of a burnt out gifted kid #<< i guess #former gifted kid #burnt out gifted kid #gifted kid burnout #realizing i sound rly pretentious here sorry -- formal speech patterns i picked up as an autistic child and never put down again haha

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded psychopath happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow! #but then shes gone…. for a while…… #and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not. #snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

[lunanami]

arf arf woof woof snarl bark bark grrrrrrr

#i burst into tears when i saw this #no im not exaggerating #[ ⭒ ] aurora's notes.

[henstomper]

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

#im only exaggerating a little bit tbh

[pdfbabe]

spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade

#this is not an exaggeration the raised on punk spotify playlist is #she by green day -> helena by mcr -> i was a teenage anarchist #which why is that the am! song youre using. like you couldve put a different am! song and yes i know that that song isnt against anarchy #but cMON. if you want an iconic antiestablishment against me song do baby im an ananarchist #and yes. wttbp is on this playlist #also im literally a huge mcr fan i have an mcr blog. like nothing against mcr AT ALL i adore them. but theyre not punk #maggie.txt #flashing gif

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

#i read 'barnaby bites wally out of affection' exactly Once and it imprinted in my brain forever #its so damn cute... what the fuck... who authorized that.... #one thing about me: yes i Will exaggerate size differences. no im Not sorry #listen one thing i love more than the big guy & their lil buddy dynamic #is big guy & their lil buddy 'rough-housing' #where it looks vicious but the big guy is actually being so so gentle and careful <3 #it kills me every time!!! #AND THESE TWO ARE PERFECT FOR BOTH BABEYYYYYY #the bestiessssss themmmmm them them them #i have so many thoughts / feelings about them and many of them Directly Conflict <3 #scribble salad #welcome home #wait when. when did i start drawing barnaby so damn much #every other scribble is Him #uh oh! looks like hes Blorbo!!! #anyhow sometimes i sit on doodles for Days and Days #until it occurs to me that hey. i can post these #i havent been scribbling much bc ive been chipping away at comms when i have the free time to do Art #the only non-comm stuff have been silly warmups riperoni #BUT! AHA! last week's me (early this week???) was in their Barnaby & Wally feels!!! #providing current me with Crumbs to post!

[milquetoad]

it’s sooo important that we remember how much of a dork caleb widogast is. ignore his cha stat he just uses that to threaten people im talking abt the man himself. dude finds a bag of jewels and does a little dance. he gets good news and says ‘that’s a bingo’ out loud in front of other ppl. how many times did someone be vaguely nice to him and he responded by turning “beet red”. his go to response to someone in distress is to hand them his cat, and even then he sits a little bit away and watches to make sure they’re being gentle w him. man is living proof that you can take a wizard and torture him until he becomes a brainwashed murder machine but you can’t make him not a fucking dweeb <3

#all this and he still managed to bag the baddest bitch in zhorhas too… character of all time i am NOT exaggerating #caleb widogast #critical role #mighty nein #text #yes im watching the lighter side of caleb compilation again and yes im feeling things

[ofswordsandpens]

wait I did laugh when Chiron was like "Percy... the lengths we went to get you here, the sacrifices we've made" and said lengths and sacrifices were gaslighting the poor kid and then letting his mom die so like idk maybe try harder

#im exaggerating I know that wasn't the exact line but it was basically that lmao #pjo #percy jackson #mine #chiron #pjo adaptation

[baldurspeen69420]

After doing Astarion's romance route doing Gale's is a trip

Astarion most of the game: "Yeah I think I genuinely like you and all, but why do we need labels? Let's just see where this goes and put a pause on the sex for a minute, alright?"

Gale, immediately after sleeping with you: "Good morning did I ever tell you I love you and you're the most amazing person I ever met?? Hahaha. I love you soooo much. I've already named our first two children and here's a drawing I made of our wedding last night. Did I mention I love you?? God last night was so great I don't even want to kill myself anymore. Also when I nutted I realized Mystra isn't actually that great, fuck her actually. I love you. Where are you going? Can I come? I lo-"

#baldur's gate #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 gale #gale bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #im exaggerating a little dont come at me Gale fans but that shit was so funny after how aloof Astarion is #astarion #astarion bg3

[turtletoria]

beep beep beep

#undertale #utdr #mettaton #undyne #jevil #turtlearts #who couldve thunk that painting traditionally would be fun lol. im never doing it again btw #ok thats exaggeration but its fun for the first 10 seconds and then The Dread descends upon you #jevil was done all in colored pencils #undyne was a mix of gouache and pencils #and mettaton was all gouache

[pumpkster]

#art tag #steven universe #jasper #have a singular jasper from the pile of drawings of her i mentioned (im exaggerating they were only 3 and this is one #'step 1 never smile' jasper . okay pal

[rosesradio]

percy, at some point in season three after bumping into a random red haired girl at the Hoover dam: i know who you are. You’re Rachel Elizabeth Dare. You can see through the Mist, and you’re gonna be the next oracle

#maybe im exaggerating or maybe let’s wait a couple years & see 😐 #pjo #pjo show crit

[peachdoxie]

The thing about A Glitch In Time is that it's exceptionally good in a way that's hard to explain to people who haven't spent several years or more hyperfixated on a kid's cartoon from 2004

#anecdotes by peachdoxie #agit #agit spoilers #a glitch in time #danny phantom #im partly exaggerating but yknow #thousand notes

[megamindsupremacy]

Luke: annabeth’s got a plan. Percy’s on it. When it’s time, he’ll be ready. I know it

*cut to percy Fortnite dancing on a rock in the woods*

#mads posts #Percy jackson #pjo #Percy jackson show #pjo show #percy jackson Spoilers #THIS IS A SCENE FROM THE SHOW I AM NOT EXAGGERATING #this is so funny im #what a character. they got him so accurate