Yandere Puff Puff, DeeJay, Benatar, Axel HCs - YFM
guys i’m so certain that this will end up in a cringe comp and i’m already embarrassed as hell
[yandere Puff Puff x reader]
-Puff Puff is superficial and a player so when he falls for you, he falls way harder than he expected
-he doesn’t want to admit that he’s fallen for you, but his actions speak volumes
-all the songs he writes are sappy and romantic, he’ll show up late to practice from hanging out with you
-at first, the band mates make fun of him since the douche bag Puff Puff actually has feelings
-but their teasing turns to worry quick
-his lyrics get more and more intense and obsessive, he’ll show up late to every practice if he even shows up at all, he interrupts in the middle of shows to answer texts and calls from you
-obviously, the others get pretty angry at him because of this
-but Puff Puff is oddly aggressive
-he’s usually pretty aggressive, but now he has intense mood swings
-he’ll lash out on anyone who ticks him off so his friends usually have to tell him to chill out
-honestly, Puff’s ego is so big i wouldn’t be surprised if he ended up ditching the band and trying to start a solo career
-i could also see you guys being pretty on and off
-like maybe you keep breaking up with him but he keeps crawling back to you and begging to take him back
-he’d also totally kick ass for you, he’d tip over his own tour bus if he thought it would impress you
-he tries to impress you a lot; whether it’s doing insane stunts or improvising a song on you, as long as you’re swooning over him, he’ll do it
-Puff wouldn’t mind hitting one of his own band members over the head with his mic on stage; as long as you promise to kiss him once he gets back to the tour bus
[yandere DeeJay x reader]
-DeeJay is the most competent in the whole band and is the only one who seems to know what he’s doing
-so after he fell for you, he made sure to keep you away from the rest of the band
-he knows only bad stuff follows him wherever they go and doesn’t want you to get hurt because of their bs
-i see him being protective and possessive
-possessive because he wants to let the band and anyone else who looks at you know that your his and nobody else can have you
-and protective because with all the crazy shit he’s seen, he knows that if he doesn’t protect you then you’ll end up hurt or, worse, lead away from him
-if he ever does take you to the bus, he’s pretty much telling anyone who gets too friendly with you to lay off
-he knows how his band members think and he makes sure they don’t get any funny ideas
-he’s one of the more rational in the group, so i don’t think he’d act on his feelings like the others would
-but he’d still be willing to kill if in his over protective and possessive mind someone deserved it
-while DeeJay is the only one in the group who would outright murder someone, he’s also the only one who would actually properly comfort you
-i think that sometimes he wouldn’t even know whats wrong with him and why he’s suddenly so crazy
-you would probably be the only normal thing in DeeJay’s life and he needs you because of that
-he is always having to solve problems that he didn’t create, but you’ve been anything but a problem
-he thinks you’re the only person on Earth who isn’t a complete douche and he’s so glad that he got to you before anyone else could change that about you
[yandere Benatar x reader]
-Benetar is already a pretty pathetic and suffocating person
-he is obsessive and clingy, making it pretty hard for you to have actual relations outside of himself
-not that he’s overly possessive or aggressive, it’s just that people steer clear of him
-he’s truly obsessed with you, it’s rare for him to even have a thought outside of you
-his bunk on the tour bus is filled with photos of you, his phone background is probably a picture or even a collage of you, and he’ll even wear certain articles of clothing under his own when he misses you
-he’s also obsessed in the way that he relies on you
-you’re basically his only support since he’s well aware of how his strangeness (british) has made everyone despise him and now he thinks of you as his only comfort
-basically, all of his emotions rely on you
-he’s also an obsessive texter which is part of both his obsessiveness and his clinginess
-whenever he’s not directly next to you, he’s desperately texting you how much he misses you, how much he wonders what you’re doing, how he’s going to see you soon...
-we all saw the friendzone music video, this isn’t new info
-but if he can help it, he’ll never be apart from you
-Benetar is very oblivious which ends up actually turning into delusion to how you really feel about him
-whether you’re one of the few who like him or if you don’t, he still acts like the both of you are BFFs
-so despite your true feelings on him, he still invites you out on dates, invites you to their shows, shows up to your house
-although, he is extremely worried about you ignoring him
-he’d be desperate for your attention, doing whatever possible to get you back to at least tolerating him
-he’d try his best to change, even though he would probably screw up and ruin everything more
-unfortunately, the damage Benetar caused on your reputation might have already been done, and now all you have is him
-he’s definitely one of the least aggressive of the bunch, so at least it could’ve been worse, right?
[yandere Axel x reader]
-Axel is the most immature and stupid in the whole group, so it’s no wonder he’s the only one without a real gf
-he’s very childish, so he’d rely on you and possibly even be desperate
-he’d rely on you without really knowing it
-i feel like he’d have the perception that he’s the big guy who’s helping you, but in actuality you’re the one who’s really helping him
-so he’d probably unconsciously come to you when he’s in distress
-he’s pretty shameless so he’d end up doing it in public too
-when he gets nervous or excited, he’ll jump into your arms and cling to you
-his childishness might bleed into his jealousy too
-he pushes people off of you, pouts, and ignores others
-it’s not very hard to snap him out of it though
-i also think due to the lack of relationship experience that he’ll let you do anything you want
-he himself doesn’t have many boundaries, so he’s cool with however you treat him
-he’d also probably wear your clothes like Benetar does
-Axel is very devoted to you, he doesn’t doubt you or get angry at all
-he’s a little dumb, but at least you have him wrapped around you’re finger
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I'm convinced. These Edelgard stans do not have an ability to analyze media and are from another planet. How can you mess up basic FE facts that bad. I haven't even played all the games and I know the humans started the war in FE7. This is on the level of forgive me for the comparison, the 2020 election in America was rigged and everything is Antifa's fault. Ignoring basic facts. What the absolute f?
I usually try to avoid posting anything about politics on this blog, since it's fandom oriented blog but -
I heavily suspect there's a lot of bad faith takes at play here, or heavy copium because Supreme Puppet is, at least in KT's mind, a thing.
Back in my days, trolling was fun, people wrote 10k words as bait, then someone replied and the troll answered, in turn, with a "troll" answer outing themselves as a troll.
But here it's different, the lack of proper grammar, spelling and punctuation suggest a low effort low quality troll, and using arguments that were already debunked? It's as if it's a microwave reheated dish, it becomes soggy.
Still, while I think some are high on something that should not be legal, I think the horrendous lolcalisation did not help stir them in the "right" way, aka the way intended by the devs.
With all those Church BaD added elements (remember the Abyss NPC complaining about the Church not giving money to rebuil her home? and the "unless the goddess wills it"? + Rhage being, Rhage?) so when the game, which is already a failure because it tries to deal with different narrators but fails, doesn't even acknowledges its basic facts, what are you left with? A patchwork some people can use to push a certain narrative, if they bend the piece of tissue they took, bleach it, pass it 15 seconds to the flamethrower and ultimately clone it.
Would the bad takes have proliferated if the lolcalisation didn't lol the localisation?
I still think so because body pillows and cultural differences and refusal to interact with something that isn't specifically tailored for "a certain audience" (remember the CoS is a the (Roman bcs those people most likely think it's the only one) Catholic Church post, because they straight up refused to take into consideration the other themes and influences of the game, focusing on an aesthetic instead?) - but, imo, for people who were on the fence, the lolcalised version made them fall for a certain narrative, that was, imho, not the one intended by the devs.
IDK if the release of a remake will re-ignite the "elitist v. casual" player debate, but I swear if some wild takes are thrown about Jugdral, completely missing the point of the game, rude words will be exchanged because, hey, some people legit spent 10 years (or even more!) theorizing/analysing/nerding/fandoming about this verse and its 55 supplementary materials, because you cannot bend an already existing material to fit a certain waifu's narrative
(unless the devs do it first, like they did in Nopes, and rude words were spoken).
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♢ — @bogachs asked: ❛ i really hate you , sometimes . ❜
deadly nightshade starters: NOT ACCEPTING
Having a previously concealed KNIFE pointed up at the vulnerable skin of the chin and throat would dissuade MOST. The typical person would flinch, recoil, roll over with their tail between their legs. But Dottore is in no way MOST PEOPLE. He grins at how gleaming blade scintillates between the two of them.
“ You don’t. “ Dottore’s voice doesn’t FALTER or tremble, but speaks with utter CONFIDENCE. There was no doubt to be found roosting anywhere in the nook of his words or tone. A hand lifts to wrap around the wrist POISED with the knife, pushing it aside just a fraction so that MONSTROUS visage may lean closer. “ Though I don’t DOUBT the heat of your fury at times. “ He’s been SCORCHED by them before when he spent far more than intended or allotted when the other had FIRST joined their ranks. He’d made sure not to make an error like that again.
It is...STRANGE whenever Dottore happens to think on it; to not be HATED, to not be FEARED. He doesn’t opt to dwell on it long in the face of multifarious experiments and plans. And maybe for a more PERSONAL reason. For the SHARPNESS of a silver tongue that could RIVAL the knife in hand, Dottore knows it is only said for APPEARANCES sake. He still does not understand the obsession Pantalone holds with that. He has long accepted he likely NEVER will. A difference of values so EXTREME neither can quite understand the others lack of regard or too careful regard for it.
He MIGHT feel the sting of leather for the thought that dances in his mind. Yet it is ENTICING all the same in a way not unlike how people RISK burns to taste their favorite foods hot from the fire. His head bends and he licks away the splatter of crimson staining the regrator’s otherwise FLAWLESS visage. A CHESHIRE CAT GRIN plasters itself to his face as he leans away with a satisfied era. “ All GONE, no need of complaint now is there~? ” (There IS and he knows it’s inevitably coming with a disdainful scorning of how disgusting it was. It does not dissuade him and it surprises NEITHER of them.)
“ Besides, “ he loosens his grip around the caught hand, allowing his fingers to TRAIL over Pantalone’s inner wrist with TENDER care before falling away completely as he leans AWAY. “ Hate still secures me a CENTER position in your eyes. “ An abnormally SMOOTH line - often they came at RANDOM without deliberate thought from the doctor.
“ We’ll be at the city in a short while, the NOISE will keep any other BEASTS from crawling out from here on. “ A remark tossed CASUALLY out when his form turns away from the ninth to the glow ahead of them. “ And yes there is a tub as you so DEMANDED. “
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