#not serious at all

[nightingaelic]

#fallout #fallout 4 #fo4 #april fools #companions #not serious at all

[have-a-treato]

wait if gale x karlach isn't called bombsquad I might just leave this fandom

#not serious at all #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #karlach

[4rm3ni4n]

Gave up halfway through if it wasn’t obvious

#mk1 #mk11 #shang tsung #quan chi #would their ship name be Shang Chi? #mortal kombat edit #Mileena #sorry had to include my queen #Mortal Kombat #mortal kombat 1 #not serious at all #joke #or is it?

[jenna-louise-jamie]

i posted my first AR fic yesterday! tumblr will not let me link it so. if you wanna read it. idk. my ao3 is jennalouiselynn because apparently someone already took jennalouisejamie. anyway check it out! (only if you want to) ((please be nice if you do)) (((i was so brave for posting it))).

#its technically the second one ive written but the first one is Not Good and i will not be posting it #its just a bit of lighthearted fun #not serious at all #alex rider

[gram-she]

Cis women are the PMC of gender

#not serious at all #seriously #just joking

[sampokoskihsr]

if you have lactose intolerance you cant have autism. source: trust me bro

#/j #not serious at all #im sorry #referencing that one peta ad #fuck peta #shitpost #shitposting

[lucespeaks]

she said its kk,nessi and paige screaming while playing fornite 😭😭

#not serious at all

[hewsos-from-lesbos]

Everyone’s all ‘serious political issue this’ and ‘serious social issue that’. Where are my silly guys, my funny bitches, my ridiculous people?

#silly #meme #semi-serious #actually nvm #not serious at all

[maddy-ferguson]

someone on twitter praised travis whatever his name is for *being willing to associate himself with taylor's purse*

#not serious at all #it was like: the hit tweet was about him holding her purse but then someone said no she's actually holding the purse look at her finger. #and then someone said this. like was he supposed to throw a tantrum and say NO hold your purse with your other hand. i don't want to be #associated with this #they're so unbelievably weird about all of this #and like i say: brf slt

[yournameoverandover]

paralyzed by the knowledge that whatever choice i have to make it will be the wrong one

#this is about when I go grocery shopping fyi #not serious at all

[soggypotatoes]

also. dont even talk to me about this. but. the nurse im obsessed with. oh my god. whenever shes on shift i literally go sit out by the nurses station for hours till she leaves bc my brain just feels better when i can see + hear her. this obsession isnt bad, though, is the thing. im used to *bad* obsessions. but it doesnt feel like that. it does feel like a lifeline, which is dangerous bc once i leave i wont be soothed by her being around, obviously. but like.. i dunno. my brain doesnt know how to exist without an obsession, and this one isnt hurting me. in fact it is helpful and a step in the right direction, for reasons i wont get into but yeah ive talked w my therapist about this. anyway. she said today that tomorrow she will sit down w me and help me put together some plans on how to work with my brain to keep my surroundings a little cleaner. god. im going 2 miss her

#it's hilarious bc shes the nurse people.. well. #people LIKE her its not that they dont like her #but shes very obsessed with the rules and very firm #if ur 5 minutes late from leave u WILL hear about it #and today a patient was complaining #'of course it was her that did the bag check. she took half my stuff' #classic :')))) #she doesnt let u get away with SHIT #which is. exactly y im obsessed w her #that and the fact that she pays a lot of attention and tries to help u more than anyone else #but like.. i got away with way too much as a kid #bc my parents were extremely inattentive #i crave those firm firm boundaries and limits that i didnt get #which has lead to me being obsessed w this random strict nurse #ed mumbles #it's funny to me tho cause it started out as 100% a joke #i JOKED about having a crush on a nurse #NOT SERIOUS AT ALL #now look at me #never joke about anything kids it WILL become a reality #now i fantasise about having a wife who wears scrubs and controls the amount of meds i take #LOL.... #fr though when shes on my brain is soooo smooth #oh and i wrote down very hesitantly that i get triggered by being woken up in the morning #bc it was a violent time for me growing up.. like physically violent #i think she was the only nurse that actually read that.. #bc she started coming in in the morning and talking with me for a bit #rather than just yelling 'wake up' in the doorway which triggers me #and at first i was confused as to why she was doing that #then i realised it's bc she doesn't want to trigger me :'( so she comes in so i can see she's calm + not mad at me

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Game Vanessa reveals her secret,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanny #vanessa afton #fnaf vanessa #mike schmidt #michael afton #fnaf #security breach #sister location #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #Michael would know seeing who his dad was #he of all people knows a furry when he sees one #ONE DAY I’ll do a more serious comic around this for now? we goof #Sorry game Vanessa you were trying to be cool #you are cool to me queen

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

On Saturday I hung out with my 84-year-old ecologist great uncle and he stopped in mid-conversation (abt the return of the whooping crane) and very seriously told me that "you can go one of two ways, as a naturalist"; either you keep sight of the hopeful possibilities, or you don't. I'm one of nature's wretched little pessimists but when an old ecologist literally holds your hands in his and tells you, "don't despair," you have to try, I feel.

#I'm not doing the scene justice i genuinely wanted to cry #like. both him and my great aunt are in middling health and he jumps all over the place in conversations now #but he was very serious about that bit #nature tag #;-;

[maddy-ferguson]

spotify wrapped's impact is crazy

#not serious at all #i took the train 48 times this year #i think i made this exact post last year but without the screenshot (so not the same post) but it was like in february so actually this #year and then it stayed in my drafts for a very long time and i can't remember if i actually posted it but i think i did? but it was #like...a couple months ago so not last year at all #and like i say: brf slt