#not that my fam wouldn’t b but

[smallishbabes]

Hi arah :))))) How's your day? How's blossom? What's the most illegal pizza topping you can imagine?

Here's a picture of some cool petunias near my school library!

My day has been going well! I’ve been watching Joel and Phil stream today and been liveblogging the whole thing b/c I’ve been really enjoying their streams :)

Oooo pretty flowers! It reminds me of your pfp b/c of the colors :o

Blossom is good! Well she kinda has a scab under her chin which I hope heals soon, but she’s usually vibing. My sister is also currently trying to register her for her apartment b/c I can’t bring her to campus so she will take her instead.

Illegal pizza topping? Hmmm probably cotton candy and bananas b/c I’ve never seen it on a pizza and think it’ll taste bad. With realistic toppings, probably spinach and mushrooms b/c I don’t like ‘em already.

Thanks for the ask Emma! Hope you’re doing well as well! :D

#non mcyt #asks #angst-and-fajitas #emma joel’s stream is so cursed and hilarious I’ve been loving it so much so far #i think hawaiian pizza is fair game even though I personally wouldn’t try it #blossom is usually good. she’s pretty chill. although I heard from my fam she acts worse when I’m not there b/c I’m her favorite human #ty for the flowers picture :) #arah post

[shower-phantom-ideas]

You guys just don’t understand

You can’t even begin to grasp the amount of pranks Danny could pull on super heros (is that one words? Superheros?)

Added a read more because I hate long posts

Danny as a ghost is so powerful. Like our boy can walk through walls, disappear, and fly! Do you even grasp how much more unique he is than the others guys??

Jokes aside just imagine if you will. Danny could leave batburger cups next to Batman all the time (he comes back later to toss em out of Big ol B doesn’t)

Like hell we talk about Danny just showing up basically stalking the heros but ok hear me out. He didn’t mean to figure out Batmans identity ok but he was in the right place at the right time and over heard some stuff. Now he follows Bruce Wayne around instead. Always spitting out if a batburger cup. Maybe Bruce makes eye contact with him and one time Danny just leans his drink out to as one does to offer a sip xD the man is horrified.

For the ?Robins? The other bats maybe he leaves gifts of sorts. Stuff they would like made from his ice or something. He can understand becoming a hero young and most (if not all) of them did that. He plays favourites with the younger Heros for sure. But hes still making them have there “God?? Is that you” moments like everyone else.

Hell he could follow Superman around and always make his cape flow against the wind and the Hero wouldn’t know wtf is going on. Maybe Superman hears a very slight snickering maybe but the prank is harmless enough so why worry too much. I mean it’s probably bad someone can do this without getting detected till they give themselves away by laughing but nothing harmful yet. (Yet would emphasise Batman)

I don’t know anything about GreenArrow but I assume he uses a bow and arrow so I could imagine Danny grabbing his arrows and making them fly in crazy wild paths before hitting their mark.

Idk honestly how he would fuck with GreenLatern besides like using his ghost powers to try and one up his ring. Like Lantern makes a shield? Danny makes a better one next to it or in front of it. Tbh it’s actually helping Danny get better at his powers so he does this a lot rip Hal (I did not know he was played by Ryan Reynolds maybe ill watch the newer movie)

He refuses to mess with Wonder Woman because the Phandom has told me she is his fav thus he refuses to prank her. He respects her too much and is a huge enough fan that hes too nervous to even approach. Thus she thinks she is this pranksters least favourite since she is never bothered.

Aqua-man (thx for the correction siri) is pretty fun to prank because Danny can follow the man underwater. Idk anything about science of it but imagine Danny like making a space he can talk in with his ice powers (making a bubble of sorts) to make spooky noises at ?Arthur? (R we seriously going with Arthur in this one?) like I assume without actual fish related powers, or with them I havent seen any thing aquaman, you can’t talk underwater. But also if Danny figures out his real name hes 100% gonna be playing the Hey Arthur theme at this man all the time.

He just lowkey overshadows cyborg. Not in a controlling way but just along for the ride kinda way. He was gonna make remarks about his tech but ended up being stunned by how good it is. “Fam I aint gonna lie. I came here to follow you around and make comments like a streamer but your tech is crazy cool. I mean you could have saved a little room with a more compact cooling unit but I mean this is probably some of the best stuff I have seen outside my family!” Or something idk. Maybe he goes full on antman in coldwar

As for the Flash thats pretty simple. He doesn’t let the Flash run from him. I don’t think Danny could keep up with the Flash at all. Like man cants have everyones powers (can’t he tho) but he just hangs on and pretends to have followed. I mean hes invisible the whole time so not like anyone can see lmao though if (idk who the flash is? So ill use Barry cause thats why google say) if Barry goes too fast he might get Danny to give up the game cause boy is on the side vomiting. Barry is pretty smug about probably being the first to throw the prankster for a loop but Danny is just on the side like “how can you go that fast and not be sick dude”

Like tbh I was gonna just make a list of pranks he pulls on Batman but yall seem to enjoy the Justice League so here go off I guess.

Honestly I had to charge my phone so I forget a lot of the post rip this kne

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #why is this happening you ask? #well Amity Park got destroyed by GIW and Danny can’t go back to the Zone because Vlad destroyed his whole place and moved to avoid the GIW #so Danny is doing anything to keep his mind off it #not the healthiest of mechanisms but hes like 14 or 16 so whats he know #jazz would know but shes dead (I hate killing off jazz tbh) #following around these Heros is all he has to do to keep himself distracted #plus it helps feel his protective obbsession because he can help a little here and there #I know I make the danny follows the heros around posts a lot but theres a reason for it #danny feels like such a failure so he wants to learn from them #he needs to learn from them #he has to do better he has to get better so he wont loose everything again #oop hope yall don’t read my tags it’s a mess in here

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Ror fam with their now adult child that's about to get married, but on the day of the wedding their spouse to be ends up getting cold feet and runs away. Poor kid is going to be utterly heartbroken......

What lovely angst this is~ I couldn’t stop thinking about it when my insomnia wouldn’t let me sleep last night. Picture below of the wedding dress for this HC.

-It was a day your family had been dreading for a long time coming, your wedding day.

-You were their precious little princess, having adopted you when you were only a child, raising you with so much love and care and you returned it, they never wanted to lose you.

-When you first started going out with your boyfriend, there were many who were against it, as they saw him as taking you away from them, while others were a bit more lenient, making a promise to themselves if he hurt you, he would die.

-Those who opposed your relationship became more anguished when you announced your engagement to one another, upset that they didn’t do more to keep you from leaving them.

-They didn’t want to hurt you, they never wanted to hurt you, many silent prayed for your stupid fiancé to do something that would make you leave him.

-However, as your family, until you made that decision on your own, they were going to support you with this venture.

-Your wedding was going to be on the beach, at a beautiful resort, in a giant room with floor to ceiling French doors that led to a balcony overlooking the ocean.

-Your dress was beautiful, flowing and light chiffon, you looked like a fairy. Eve, despite not wanting to lose you, was gushing in your room where she was helping you get dressed, while your bridesmaids were in the next room over.

-Your bridesmaids were Goll, who had ugly cried when you asked her, and your fiancé’s sister, while your maid of honor was your best friend, F/N.

-You felt nervous as the ceremony drew closer and you were waiting for Jack to come and get you, as he had won rock paper scissors months ago against all of you other father and brotherly figures of your massive family, but as you sat in your room, you grew concerned when he was over a half hour later.

-You grabbed your bouquet, sunflowers and red roses and headed down to the venue, but you grew concerned, your eyebrows furrowing as you heard loud shouting.

-The room froze when you entered, your family’s eyes all went wide, seeing you in your wedding gown, you looked like an angel.

-The room was divided, your massive family and friends, other gods and warriors from Valhalla, on one side and your fiancé’s on the other, but your fiancé and F/N were both missing, confusing you, “What’s going on?”

-His mother glared at Brunnhilde, who had been shouting with her, and the valkyrie turned, “Y/N, it seems that F/N and that bastard of a fiancé of yours have been having an affair for over three years now.”

-You froze, eyes going wide as your bouquet slipped from your hands, “What?”

-His family was just as furious, his mother turning on you, “He was supposed to get married to you first, then divorce you and take all your money, then he and F/N were going to get married and live comfortably along with us. Those two would be taken care of since you’re such a cash cow with your loaded family. But that idiot son of mine decided to run off with F/N before he could marry you!”

-The tears easily came but didn’t fall as you processed this, F/N and B/N had been seeing each other behind your back for years now, and his family knew about, keeping it from you, as they liked her more than they liked you.

-They were only going to use you for your money, which you had a ton of yourself that you earned on your own, not even counting your family around you.

-Your throat clenched as you tried to not cry, “You knew about this? You let him lead me on for years just for my money?!” their cold eyes, showing no remorse, broke your fragile little heart.

-She went to yell at you for disrespecting her, but Brunnhilde spoke, her voice and eyes like ice, “If you yell at my Y/N, I will not hesitate to remove your head from your shoulders, bitch.” His mother instantly shut up, feeling the wave of fear wash over her.

-Goll and Eve were quick to come over to you, as your eyes went dim, breaking mentally and emotionally as his family were all furious, demanding to be compensated for wasting their time with this wedding as their plan had fell through and were left with nothing.

-Zeus was the one to speak next, mocking them, “Ho-ho~ you want us to compensate you when it was your child who ruined your plans. That seems like a you problem. Go to him if you want your precious money back.”

-This caused more arguing, back and forth before his sister spoke like this situation was no big deal, “Just get over it Y/N, you’ll forgive him like you always do when he comes crawling back like he always does.”

-You were in tears, having slid to your knees, Eve kneeling beside you, your head in her chest as you couldn’t comprehend, “He-he lied…they all lied…”

-You family was furious, seeing you in such a state as Hercules spoke, glaring down at his sister, “Liars will only make more liars.”

-His father went to say something, but Odin spoke first, the air growing cold as he slowly let his aura out and soon a dark aura was surrounding everyone in your family, “You mortals have seem to have forgotten that we are gods. Gods that you have disrespected and insulted with your words and actions. You have insulted our child.”

-His family were very quick to sober up, as they knew that with you married into their family, the gods and warriors wouldn’t do much, they had no such connection now, and now realized that their actions have made several of the strongest gods and warriors in history very, very mad.

-His mother was quick to scream out your name, begging you to stop them, but Eve spoke, her eyes cold, “Why would she help someone who has lied to her for years and backstabbed her on her wedding day?”

-His family were very quick to change their tune, trying to kiss ass and beg for their forgiveness, other bold ones trying to go after you, to make them stop.

-The door behind you burst open and attention turned to the door; your teary eyes went wide, seeing F/N and B/N struggling in the arms of Thrud and Raiden, who you hadn’t realized was missing until you saw the two of them.

-Raiden’s eyes hardened, seeing you there and in tears, while Thrud’s eyes softened, seeing you upset before they threw the offenders down in between the two families before Thrud kneeled next to you and Goll, as you were both crying.

-His family was quick to start shouting at him and F/N, for ruining the plan they had all been working on for years, now because of it, they were going to lose out on all of the money that they had been planning on living on to live plush and cushy lifestyles.

-F/N and B/N were quick to turn to you, seeing that you were there, you would help them, right?

-Raiden swept you up into his arms, holding you with one arm, keeping you away from them as they tried to go for you, trying to tell you that this was just a bit elaborate joke, a big prank for the wedding.

-His family was quick to join in, trying to laugh it off, but Nikola spoke, “May I have everyone’s attention!” everyone looked at him as he pulled out a remote, a projector playing, showing pictures of the two of them over the years they had been going behind my back, “Here they are at your twenty third birthday part Y/N, this selfie was taken behind Buddha’s tree.”

-The pictures were damning, showing that this wasn’t an elaborate prank, they had been sneaking around, even while you were in the same area, like they got a thrill off trying not to get caught while being so close.

-You had touched Raiden’s chest gently during the pictures and he sat you down, but kept his hand on your shoulder, while you watched the pictures showing their affair, even up to this morning, F/N in her bridesmaid dress.

-They were shouting, trying to claim that those pictures were private, trying to save their lie before all attention turned to you.

-B/N tried to approach, but a growl from Lu Bu halted him in his tracks as he struggled to speak, “Y/N, I-I didn’t…” his voice trailed off as your eyes, usually so gentle and full of life, were dull and broken, saying nothing.

-He begged you to say something and F/N was begging you to forgive her and the froze as a tear slipped down your cheek, one that seemed to infuriate your family even more.

-After a moment you finally spoke, “What? You two expect me to just say I forgive you, and we forget this whole thing happened? You both used me! You all used me-lied to me! Why should you be given forgiveness?” my voice started weak but grew in anger as I called his whole family out as liars, but then it broke as more tears fell.

-Eve cupped your cheeks gently as you broke down, shoulders shaking, trying to wipe your tears away, “Oh Y/N, shh don’t cry. You don’t have to explain anything to them.”

-Adam then spoke, his voice seemed to chill everyone, even those of your family, “Eve, take Y/N back to her room.” Eve nodded and Goll and Thrud went with you.

-You ignored the screams and demands of your ex-fiancé and ex- best friend and his family as the door closed behind them.

-You couldn’t hear any screams, because Odin and Beelzebub put up wards that blocked off all sound in the room and blocked the windows, so none could see in.

-It was hours later before you calmed down, Eve, Goll, and Thrud helping you wash your face of your pretty make up, brushed out you hair, and helped you out of your wedding dress.

-You loved your dress, even if you weren’t getting married, treating it carefully, holding it in your lap, feeling the soft material beneath your fingers.

-Eve, seeing your love for the dress, spoke gently to you, “We can dye it, if you want to? It is a pretty dress and would make a lovely summer dress if you changed the color.” She saw just a bit of light appear in your dull eyes, as you liked that idea.

-Thrud had left, just for a bit, returning with food and water for you, as you had been crying so much, the three of them gently encouraging you to eat while the rest of your family had to clean up the venue hall after making a mess, which wasn’t hard to do with a bit of magic.

-As your family and friends from Valhalla had rented out the resort for the wedding, as well as the rooms, which meant that his family was in another hotel nearby, they didn’t want to give up this lovely beach resort vacation, even if it was only for a few days.

-You were quiet and despondent from everyone, allowing yourself to be pulled by Goll who held your hand, trying to make you feel better by getting you ice cream or taking you down to the beach.

-Your family hated seeing you like this, the guilt inside them gnawed at them, as they felt at fault for not noticing this sooner, they could have saved you from heartache if they had paid more attention to your scumbag of an ex and friend.

-When you had looked around, worried that he and his family was still around, Loki, who had stolen you away from Goll, walking with you down the beach, told you that they had made them all leave and to never contact you again.

-You didn’t question him, accepting his words as the truth, as you knew they wouldn’t lie to you, not like this, they would lie to you in the way of that they would deny knowing who ate your ice cream that you had been saving.

-Adam held you when you couldn’t sleep, much how he used to when you were still a child, soothing you to sleep, he hated seeing you crying, they all did, each having spent time trying to calm you down during this mini vacation.

-You whispered up to him, reminding him of when you were little, speaking like a scared child, “Did-did I do something wrong…to-to make them do this to me?” your voice was so soft and meek, it made his blood boil that you had been hurt so badly.

-He squeezed you, hugging you to him, he heard your soft sigh of content, warm and safe in his embrace, “No Y/N, you weren’t the one who did anything wrong. You were perfect. They were the ones who were wrong, they hurt you, and nobody is allowed to hurt you.”

-You smiled softly before you started to doze off, which he saw and he held you until you were asleep, stroking your hair gently.

-Nobody would ever hurt you again.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror yandere

[starry-skies-116]

Transformers Reboot Incorrect Quotes (but it's chaos™):

Samuel: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Bumblebee, via his speakers: Okay, but what is updog?

Heidi: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Mikaela: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Katya: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Jesse: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Samuel: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Mikaela: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Heidi: No, that's an updraft.An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Bumblebee, also via his speakers: What's a henway??

Samuel: Oh, about five pounds.

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Samuel: On a scale from ‘damn Daniel’ to ‘fre-sha-vaca-do’, how would you say you are feeling right now?

Mikaela: Ooh, that’s a tough one. I’d say I’m feeling in between ‘it’s an avocado, thanks’ and ‘how do you defeat Captain America’. Oh, but as a solid answer, I would say ‘I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger’. How about you, Heidi?

Heidi: Oh, me? Uhh… probably ‘road work ahead’. Bumblebee, communicating via text to Samuel’s phone: I speak many human languages, and this is none of them.

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Jesse, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Mikaela, pulling out an Uno Card: Plus four.

Heidi, pulling out a Pokemon Card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Samuel, pulling out a Yu-Gi-Oh Card: Blue eyes, white dragon!

Bumblebee, utterly perplexed, sending a text message to Samuel’s phone once more: Guys, what are we even playing anymore…? Katya, nonchalantly: Go-Fish.

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Samuel: My girlfriend’s too tall for me to kiss her on the lips… what do I do, guys? Ironhide: Punch her in the stomach. Then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her. Jazz: Tackle her!

Arcee: Grab her clothes and pull her down.

Wheeljack: Kick her in the shins!

Mikaela: Wh- oye, no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down, what is wrong with you people!

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Squad’s reactions to being told ‘I love you’:

Bumblebee via his radio: Thanks, fam!

Samuel: *crying and blushing* I love you too~!

Heidi: Sounds fake, but aight.

Mikaela: Oh, I know you do, cariño. After all, who wouldn’t~?

Katya: *An extremely flustered mess*

Jesse: Can I get a refund?

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Samuel: Bye Mikaela! Bye Heidi! Bye Katya! Bye Bumblebee! Bye Jesse! Bye Mikaela!

Jesse: You said 'bye Mikaela' twice.

Samuel: Because I love my goddess of a girlfriend.

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Samuel: Christmas lights?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Katya: Thermos of hot cocoa?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Mikaela: Santa suits?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Jesse: Shovel?

Bumblebee, via radio: Check.

Heidi: Alibi and bail money?

Bumblebee, frantically beeping and doing a double take: Check - wait, WHAT?!

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Samuel: Time for plan G.

Mikaela: Don’t you mean plan B?

Samuel: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Heidi: What about plan D?

Samuel: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Katya: What about plan E?

Samuel: I’m hoping not to use it. Simmons has to be used as bait in plan E.

Bumblebee, chittering in pleasure and vibrating with excitement: I like plan E.

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Samuel: Heyooo~!  

Bumblebee, via radio, waving cheerily: Hiii~!  

Jesse: Greetings, Humans. 

Katya: Three kinds of people.  

Mikaela: I want pudding.  

Katya: Four kinds of people.  

Heidi: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?!

Katya: Five kinds of people.

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Mikaela: We need to distract these guys…

Samuel: Leave it to me!

Samuel: Centaurs have six limbs, and are therefore insects. Discuss.

The Agents: *Immediately begin arguing* 

Bumblebee, watching in horror, sending a text to Samuel’s phone: Oh, I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Mikaela: Samuel and I don’t use pet names.  

Heidi: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Mikaela: Honey?  

Samuel: Yes, love?  

Mikaela:  

Heidi: Do me a favor and don’t lie about these kinds of things again, heh.

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Samuel: Heidi, Mikaela and I were crossing the street, and some car drove by and honked at us. 

Optimus: *Sighing* What did Heidi do?  

Samuel: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...  

Heidi, nervously chuckling: Whooo wants a steering wheel~?

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Mikaela: Yo, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? Samuel: Oh, don’t endanger yourself like that, please.

 Bumblebee: You’re a hazard to society.

Heidi: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Samuel: Believe it or not, I was quite the nerd in school~! Jesse, rolling his eyes: I am pretty sure that is a surprise to absolutely no one.

Samuel, making a drinking tea gesture with a pinky sticking out: Whoop, there it is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Ratchet, talking about human culture: I mean, seriously, who would want to live in a cartoon world, as a cartoon? Mikaela: OHHHH, MY GOODNESS~ THAT WOULD BE THE MOST EPIC THING~!!!

Ratchet, deadpan: Oh. Question answered.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Oh, well. We tried, we failed, let’s go to sleep.

Ironhide: It’s literally 2 PM.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: People tell me I have a rather unique way of lighting up the room~! Arcee, sighing and pinching where the bridge of her nose would be: Human, it’s called ‘arson’ and those ‘people’ are Decepticons, a meager percentage of whom you’ve left as witnesses.

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Starscream: It’s a white flag, human, and you might as well start waving it~

Heidi, wild-eyed at the top of their lungs: THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING COMRADES!

Samuel:

Mikaela:

Bumblebee:

The entirety of both the Autobots and the Decepticons:

Optimus: Good lord…

______________________________________________________________ ((That one episode be like)): Bumblebee: Hey, Prime, what would you say if I came home with, like… let’s say, three humans? Optimus: What’s in your cabin? Bumblebee:

Optimus, more calmly this time: What’s in your cabin, Bumblebee? Bumblebee: …I think you know.

______________________________________________________________ Sam, parking the car outside of a restaurant: Hey- Mikaela, Heidi, can you get us a table? Mikaela and Heidi in unison: Oh, sure thing!

[A few minutes later]

Mikaela and Heidi sprinting out of the restaurant, Mikaela carrying a table and law enforcement tailing close behind: BUMBLEBEE! START THE ENGINES!

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Barricade, negotiating with the Autobots: We have Heidi. Give us the boy and they will be returned unharmed. Optimus: Don’t do anything to them!

Barricade: I won’t, as long as you comply with our-

Optimus: No, I’m serious this time. Don’t do anything to them, Heidi!

Heidi, glaring at Barricade with a mischevious smile, already having freed themselves from their restraints: No promises~

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Samuel: No, no- c’mon, guys… he regrets his mistakes, so why not hear out whatever information he wants to give to us? Arcee: That… CANNOT be where the bar is!

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Heidi: Just you and me, big guy- two tickets to surprise city! I call dibs on window seat, by the way~

((Reference from Sanders Sides)) ______________________________________________________________

Mikaela, panicking: Help me, please, I beg of you- I told Samuel I’d cook dinner for all of us tonight but I can’t cook!

Jesse, pouring wine directly into the cereal bag: And, let me get this straight- you thought I, of all people, could help?

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Jesse: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Mikaela: You think I of all people know how to do that? Samuel: But I’m not… wearing a watch right now.

Heidi: Time is a construct created by us mortals to process the chaos of the world easier.

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Samuel, trying to ask Mikaela, his longtime best friend since childhood and his next-door neighbor, out: Would you like to stay for dinner? Samuel’s mother, Hualín from the back: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER!?

((Reference from Mulan 1998))

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Starscream: Top ten reasons why the fleshling is coming with me! Number five will surprise you!

Heidi, already lugging out an oversized plasma rifle: Top ten anime deaths. Number one. YOUR SORRY ASS RIGHT NOW.

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Jazz, pulling out one of his flashcards on modern 2000’s human slang: D-W-I.

Heidi, with zero hesitation: Driving whilst intoxicated.

Jazz: N-No, ‘Deal with it’! What is wrong with you humans these days…!?

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Jesse, excited and surprised: Wait, the city’s theatre director’s in this!? Katya: Oh, no, his understudy’s going on tonight.

Jazz: And… who’s his understudy?

Katya, twirling gracefully and smiling: Meee~!

Bulkhead, sighing: Of course.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

______________________________________________________________ Heidi, smiling: Well, this all went spectacularly according to plan!

Optimus, raising a brow: Surely it didn’t.

((Reference from Sanders Sides))

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Bumblebee: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘mad’ and ‘sad’? Jesse: Disgruntled, desolated, disappointed- Heidi, with a short pause to punctuate: Smad.

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Mikaela: Hey, Ratchet? Ratchet: Yes…? Mikaela: Can a human breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Ratchet:Ratchet: …Where’s Heidi?

Mikaela: *nervous whistling*

**gurgling and gasping noises being drowned out by the sound of the washing machine heard faintly in the distance**

Ratchet: …Mikaela, where is Heidi?

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Zenith (Decepticon Original Character): Are you sure this is the right way? Knockout: Certainly! I’m as sure as I am honest!

Shockwave: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

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((How one S1 EP1 moment would pan out))

Bumblebee: I really like this whole ‘good cop bad cop’ thing you have going on!

Mikaela: It’s not really an act, y’know. It’s just that I’m mean and Samuel isn’t.

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Samuel, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Mikaela: Hey.

Heidi: Wassup?

Jesse: Hello. Katya: Hi. Bumblebee: Hi~!

Samuel, facepalming: I gave you the keys to my place for emergencies only, what the dickens is all of this!? Katya: We were out of ice cream.

Samuel, sighing and pinching the bridge of his nose: You're lucky that you're my friends and I love you. ______________________________________________________________

Jesse: Nothing in life is free. 

Katya: Love is free! 

Mikaela: Adventure is free. 

Samuel: Knowledge is free. 

Heidi: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

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Samuel: Hey, what does ‘take-out’ mean…?

Katya: Food!

Mikaela: Dating. Jesse: Murder. Heidi: It can mean all three if you’re not a coward.

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Heidi: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Katya: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Jesse: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Mikaela: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Samuel: I was dragged into joining in on the dumb stuff.

Bumblebee: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Heidi: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses!

Mikaela: This knife is actually a magic wand. 

Katya: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. 

Jesse: *cocks gun* Magic missile. 

Samuel: …I’m calling our group therapist again.

Bumblebee: I don't know if I should be laughing or disappointed in you humans.

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Bumblebee: Okay, but imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Samuel: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! 

Jesse: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you so much for finding this, I must say!

Mikaela: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! 

Katya: My moral code, is that you? 

Heidi: Oh my gosh, mental stability, my old friend!

Bumblebee: 

Bumblebee: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk that Ratchet left me but do you guys need a hug? ___________________________________________________________

Samuel: Good morning! Jesse: Good morning. Bumblebee: Good morning. Mikaela: Damn, you all sound so depressed, try spicing it up a bit!

Heidi and Katya together, in perfect synchronization: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

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Samuel: Why don’t we bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one?

Mikaela: Tubular AF! 

Heidi: Mood to the max! 

Jesse, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it. 

Katya, joining in: If she breathes, she’s a square!

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Samuel: Uh, guys, Jesse’s not moving. Is he sleeping or dead? 

Mikaela: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. 

Heidi: Yeah, so did I. 

Jesse: Okay first of all, fuck you guys-

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((During that one episode where the three get arrested)):

Jesse, filling out legal paperwork: Okay, so… when you three were born, were you assigned AMAB or AFAB?

Mikaela: Uh, bold of you to assume I’ve been born at all. Samuel: Given just how strange my body and constitution is compared to the average human, I wouldn’t be surprised if I was created in a lab. Heidi: I just straight up spawned, I guess.

((all of them are trans af and share a single braincell lol))

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Ratchet, bursting into the room, faceplates snapping into an expression of pure panic with his optics flickering like a strobelight: “Optimus! You need to see this, the situation’s really-” Optimus, cradling Samuel, Mikaela, Heidi, Jesse and Katya all together in his arms: “Shh… the humans are sleeping.” Ratchet, lowering his voice down to a whisper: “Oh. Sorry.” Optimus, also whispering: “It’s alright, Ratchet, worry not. What did you want to tell me?” Ratchet, still whispering calmly: “The Antimatter Engine caught fire during testing.”

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Samuel, Heidi and Mikaela sitting down on a bench together: 

Jesse, walking by: Why do you children look so sad? Heidi: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Jesse sits down, only to hear a wet and quiet squelch*

Mikaela: The bench is freshly painted.

___________________________________________________________Heidi: I don’t get when people ask me if I identify as nonbinary. I am nonbinary.

Heidi: If anything, I identify as a threat to my enemies. ___________________________________________________________

#transformers #transformers au #transformers reboot au #incorrect quotes #sam witwicky #mikaela banes #heidi prabhakar (transformers oc) #heidi prabhakar #jesse simmons #agent simmons #katya prabhakar #(he's heidi's older brother and a part of the single braincell squad lmfao) #bumblebee #optimus prime #ratchet #jazz (transformers) #zenith (deception OC) #knockout #arcee #barricade #ironhide #starscream

[marengogo]

Well Well Well … - 1 : … BRUH~!

Shinunoga E-Wa - by 藤井風 (Fuji Kaze)  [HELP EVER HURT NEVER]

[Music is a very big part of my life and I’m MOSTLY INCAPABLE of writing without music, so I just thought I'd share what I am listening to while writing this]

–🐺–🐺–🐺–

I’ve been wondering.

For the past week, I’ve been wondering about what Jeon Jungkook would do for Park Jimin’s birthday  privately. Because I was 100% sure he wouldn’t appear in JM’s vlive, just as much as I was 100% sure JM wouldn’t vlive from his private home (my reasons being, are probably for another post though … 😁). BUT, at the same time I did  wonder; since JK doesn’t have the excuse of being at the company anymore, and since he is not going to release another 100% centric Jimin GCF; … what is he going to do? So you might be wondering: if you didn;t think he was going to do anything public, why still wonder about what he could do?

MIND YOU, being the private person that he is (they are), I did for the most part  expected JK to not post anything at all. So I was actually at work wanting to talk to my loved one and not being able to (don’t ask…) while waiting for some Jikookers to beg for JK to post something, the whole time thinking “…  it would be nice if they’d leave JK alone, is not like he is going to publicly do anything ..”. AND THEN, the second I thought that, I remember about last years birthday and I was like “🤦🏾‍♀️🙄😒😬…”.

Which brought me right back to the me that had been hypothetically thinking about “if, then what?”. If JK really wanted to publicly wish JM a happy birthday in a still intimate way but still not being caught: HOW THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT? 

Believe it or not, I thought he’d rely on his Golden Closet Film. Crazy right?! I mean there is  NOTHING remotely covert about that. To be precise, in my imagination, they’d already be in Busan, and he’d gift us with GCF in BUSAN. But … BRUH~! That would be so fucking OBVIOUS. Like, trying not to be caught wearing a black hat in a sea of white hats obvious. So I kept thinking, and thinking and thinking and fucking thinking and I couldn’t come up with nothing. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. So I chalked it up to “There’s nothing he could ever do” but BRUH~! Low and behold, not only did he actually pull up for the occasion at STUPID O’CLOCK KST, but, in my opinion, he was extra (which as I watch him almost purring for the cameras I was like … “booooooi if you don’t stop!”) and then, he crowned it all with a BRO. 

B - R - O.

The unrivalled magic word that just by merely uttering it, it’s capable of having a sea of people hella insecure and another strongly rooted in their fraternal beliefs, ALL at the same time. BRO; three letters one (apparent and alleged) meaning; The word that would rule them all. The word that was apparently never used in any other meaning aside from its “blood-relative” dictionary meaning, never in any type of history. JK uttered this word and successfully appeased and potentially misled all those who suddenly got lost. 

Nevermind the shivers I got when JK came on weverse just saying jjyaman... I was like “JK?...👀👀👀” which proved me that I was wrong 😬😬😬

Which he then followed with a happy birthday … to which I was like “oh, I see, okay, never mind, an awkward but simple, happy birthday…”

to then suddenly hit with:

https://twitter.com/btstranslation7/status/1580289116251385856?s=20&t=quaVbt2gZ1zu9XUvmtYjMw

I don’t even know where to begin with this, no cap. Like … FAM, BRUH~, BRO! The whole almost minute before he delivered his very simple message, what was that?! Like WHAT WAS THAT?? Like I know every hater and insecure Jikooker is jumping on the BRO-TRAIN but mate!! Hold that mess for a second … JK looked like he was in a hotel, maybe already from Busan (who knows!!) feeling himself (as he wasn’t in mere pyjamas with bed hair etc …) and making sure that the person to whom the message was address knew about it?? Like … FAM, BRUH~, BRO! A simple “Happy birthday, I hope your wishes come true and bla bla bla … with love your lil bro” would have sufficed. IT REALLY WOULD HAVE. BUT NO BRO. I mean … what the hell was that? If anything, doesn’t that final bro just make you wonder “... okay?”. 

In my very not-humble opinion, that bro was so out of place, it seemed intentional, but then again, I am not JK, so 🙄… BRUH~! I dunno, but I’m you know?!

Always respectfully yours,

Marengo.

#Well Well Well ... #Jikook #JM BD 2022 #JK

[cursedzucchini]

Like Bruce Wayne but stronger - chapter 1

So this is something really fucking dumb.

This is basically Bruce Wayne x oc, but the oc is basically Bruce Wayne but w more kids, more emotionally mature and with own set of problems. It's also pure crack, so..

Uh this is the first chapter i wrote and i made a poll if i should post this here, since i know I've been posting only dp x DC, but tbh it was dumb decision. Like the poll is right, this is my own account.

In this one, I'm going with duke being the last to be adopted, since I'm not familiar with Harper or other potential b's kids. Also the timeline is Jason is kinda ok w his fam rn, it's just sorta awkward, and everything is pretty ok.

Alright enjoy!!

Maybe Bruce would’ve enjoyed events like these more if he didn’t take his kids along.

Yes, he wouldn’t be thrilled to attend, but maybe it would still be more tolerable than a fight with Bane for example. Rich talentless assholes giving other rich talentless assholes awards for doing nothing, would never be on the top of his list of likes, but still better than getting the shit beaten out of him.

With his kids there though? He’d rather have emotionally open conversation than this hell.

“Hey, hey B, I think you might win this award!” Stephanie (and she wasn’t even his kid (legally. Emotionally though? That was a different story), and who even invited her?) whispered gleefully. Duke choked down his laughter, just as the rest of the gaggle unapologetically started laughing. Bruce could see the other guests glancing at them, disgust and curiosity mixing in their faces. He really wished he could take back his decision to extend the invitations to his whole family.

The moderator, with no knowledge of this torture going on, continued with his speech “…and even if none of the winners won’t be able to pick up their price, we will donate the money to charity. So please give a big round of applause for the Gotham's most unstable” he paused, to give the moment more suspense, and damn it, why did they have to change the categories this year? “Red Robin!”

Bruce really hated, that for a moment, he really thought it might be him. Jason (and wasn’t it surprise that even he turned up) was already teasing Tim, as the rest tried to quiet their laughter as to not catch even more attention than they already did. It didn’t help the host continued with several stories which only confirmed the audiences vote.

This year the Gotham’s Best decided to change some categories. That seemed like a great idea, especially when most of the categories were poking fun at the guests, right until his kids started pointing out how most of the categories about… unstable people would probably be won by Bruce if the truth about him was known.

It didn’t help the moderator was making it very easy to make fun of the guests. It was obvious he was there for the people watching from their homes and not to cater the rich how amazing they are.

At first Bruce wasn’t even complaining, his kids were happy, they were having good time… but after three hours of relentless bullying, he had enough.

“And now, for the last category of the evening!” the host’s words gave him the hope he almost lost. Maybe he could survive this with only few more insults and then finally go somewhere, where his children won’t reach him “And this one is going to be surprise even for me folks!” the moderator winked at the camera.

A woman in beautiful red dress walked across the podium to give the host an envelope. That unfortunately gave his children time to chat “You think it’s gonna be the biggest emo?”

“Nah I bet it’s gonna be the best rated goon in Gotham. I hope Bill’s gonna get that one”

“It’s gonna be who adopted the most children”

“Oh my god, what if it was—”

The host answered Bruce’s prayers and continued talking, his eyes glued to the envelope “Well, well, well, we are having a truly special category” he looked back at his audience, a special gleam in his eyes, reminding the billionaire way too much of his children’s “I know all of you are very tired, so without further ado; the last category of this year is-”

“Gotham’s Best Adopter with the highest count of adopted children!”

Bruce took it all back, he wanted to die.

The whole room turned towards him and his gaggle, and he couldn’t help but wish he didn’t take all of his children. There weren’t any of the usual categories he won, and Gotham’s Best wasn’t Gotham’s Best without at least one award being won by him. He should’ve expected this.

Fuck.

His children obviously took this better than him, given their laughter and choked out ‘Tim how did you know-’. Bruce wished he could share their joy.

“Now, I understand we all have one particular person in mind who could win this one, but let’s not be too hasty in our judgement” the host continued, ignoring how most of the attention stayed on the Waynes “But more about this category! There were several conditions that had to be fulfilled in order to qualify” The moderator unknowingly gave Bruce hope. Maybe he was disqualified somehow…?

“First none of the children had to die by fault of the parent” the giggles quieted a little, only Jason kept laughing, even if little forcefully. He quickly signed ‘B still qualifies, didn’t die because of him’ and oh. He didn’t blame him for his death (even if it was his fault. He should have never make Jay the Robin. He should had-)

“Second of all, their criminal record can’t have a murder nor any other heavy crime in the time of taking care of the children” the host continued “and lastly all the children still have to be in contact with the parent!” his smile had become a little manic at this point, and Bruce was starting to worry about a potential rogue. He definitely had the love for drama (but so did he and his family, so maybe he was going to end up vigilante).

The moderator started eagerly opening the envelope “And I am sure all of us cant wait for the big reveal, and I do not plan on making you wait any longer” he took out a folded paper “Gotham’s Best Serial Adopter is…” his eyes hungrily took in the contents of the paper…

“The fuck is this bullshit?” the moderator was frowning. Bruce quickly shook of the surprise of someone swearing on live television and tried finding out what was wrong. The producers were waving at the host to continue talking, but he ignored them, instead turning the paper in his hands. When he didn’t find anything he looked at them, haughty frown on his face.

“I mean yeah sure, Brucie Wayne adopted few kids, but I know someone who adopted so many more”

What.

The crushing despair at him actually being the one who supposedly won, was quickly replaced by elation (maybe he didn’t win after all), which in turn was replaced by umbrage. Which he promptly locked inside his Box of Emotions we Do Not Touch. He was not feeling offended by someone insinuating someone adopted more children than he had. That would be absurd, childish and weird.

The producers, in a moment of Bruce’s weakness, managed to get on the stage and were now arguing. The hall started filling with whispers, which unfortunetly gave his children a chance to start talking “Y’all think this is B’s soulmate?” Dick asked innocently, which made the rest of the group start giggling uncontrollably.

Bruce tried to ignore them, but when Damian turned to him with a serious expression and asked him to not ‘unite with the other’ because he ‘did not need any more idiotic siblings’, he gave up and put his head in his hands. If this was any other situation he would laugh along with them, because Damian making jokes was so rare, but. But.

His moment of despair was interrupted by the host finally addressing the disbelieving crowd “It seems that the management forgot not only rich folks exist and didn’t check if there wasn’t anyone with more children. That being said, sorry Brucie, no award for you this year! Instead I will reveal the true winner in about a half hour, when the program will continue” he bowed and walked out of the stage, already taking out his phone and making a call.

Bruce almost didn’t remember to make a dumb happy go lucky smile and shrugging as if saying ‘well what can you do’ for the cameras, so lost in his own thoughts. The producers surprisingly approved of this change, which means the other ‘serial adopter’ had to have at least two more children than himself. Given there are some rumors about him adopting Stephanie and Damian not being his blood son and actually just being adopted, you could add another two, which means… they have to have at least nine children. He had not heard about anyone of the other guests adopting any children, meaning it has to be someone probably from middle or low class. Taking into account they had adopted at least nine children and given the average Gothamite living in the middle class makes enough money to take care of two children maximum without any very shady business.

But considering the moderator said they will be here in half an hour, they can’t live or work that far from here. The problem is, the place is surrounded by low class establishment and surprisingly close to Crime Alley. And while it is possible they don’t work or live close to this hall, it is highly unlikely. Though one of the rules was no heavy crime committed while children were under the care of the parent, thus, if we go with the theory of the parent being low class, making the amount of children they take care of at once, without being in any major criminal operation, one. Considering this, it is possible the person, who won the award, is very old, and having more time than Bruce to adopt children, making their victory only logi-

“Yo B are you seriously making theories on how did someone adopted more kids than you?” Jason started laughing when he saw his expression “My god, you actually are- why did no one told me these events were this hilarious?” Bruce couldn’t help the smile making his way on his face. He really wanted to continue being disgruntled, but Jay talked to him. Maybe this event wasn’t such a pain in the ass.

“He probably came to the conclusion the winner is a grandpa” no, wait, it still was. The boisterous laugher of the children reminded him of that. He grunted, already turning towards the podium, before realizing something.

Slowly turning towards his middle child, Bruce could see his other children also noticed the inconsistency. Good. “’Grandpa’?” he asked, already categorizing Tim’s panicked expression quickly forming into something more neutral, yet still nervous.

Tim coughed into his hand “I might have an idea on who it is, that’s all” he was trying his best not to make eye contact with any of them, failing on appearing unaffected by his family’s unnerving staring “Listen it’s just a guess, I’m probably wrong anyway” he tried waving them off unsuccessfully.

And just as Bruce was about to ask another question, the host returned “Thank you all so much for waiting! Now that everything is in order, let’s finish this!” his eyes were positively glowing, and damn, Bruce was going to have to check if he wasn’t a meta later “Now the Gotham’s Best serial adopter is…” the billionaire couldn’t help but lean closer, as if that would speed up the moderator “Poppy Meadows!”

A man was pushed onto the stage. He slowly made his way towards the host, who was grinning and clapping. He was also the only one, before Bruce and his children joined. That jolted the other guests into actions as they too clapped, although not very loudly. To be honest he couldn’t blame them this time. He also, illogically, expected someone he knew and not… a normal middle aged man (and didn’t that disprove half of his theories. He could be around Bruce’s age, maybe even younger).

(Bruce ignored his children’s comments about how ‘he looks like Bruce’s tired dad look personified omg’ and ‘yo he’s around b’s age, should we really be worried they join forces and become the ultimate dad??’)

The camera’s showed every hole in the well-worn gray sweater, every misplaced hair obviously hurriedly put into a half ponytail. Bruce was suspecting Meadows was sleeping, and was awoken just for this, which made him wonder why did he even showed up. His expression and body language clearly showed he didn’t want to be here, so why…

The host meanwhile vigorously shook his hand, ignoring the scowl on the man’s face “Congrats Pops, you deserve this” Bruce wasn’t sure if he misheard, but he was starting have some idea how this whole thing actually happened “Anyway, before you can receive you generous award, I’m going to have to ask you to make a speech” the moderator stressed, before giving the still scowling Poppy Meadows the microphone.

The man turned towards the audience, took one look, looked back at the host, back at the audience and sighed. It was a long sigh, one that Bruce could relate to on astronomical level. He only heard such a sound from extremely tired parents done dealing with their kids, and that coupled with the state of Meadows’ person, made him glad he was the one to win.

Before Bruce could continue in that train of thoughts the man started his speech “First of all” his voice was still hoarse from presumably sleeping, and the bilionare couldn’t help but think it had a surprisingly nice quality to it “I’d like to thank my kids, without which I wouldn’t be here. Literally, I mean” Meadows shrugged, nerves clearly showing in his body language “this is the, uhhh” he coughed, obviously trying to find a way how to not make this more awkward than it already was.

Suddenly (and Bruce could almost see the last fuck the man could give flying away), the man straightened his back and looked right into the camera in front of him “Second of all, Lilly, darling I swear to God, if you are watching this, I will find out, and there will be no dessert for the next week. It is, like, midnight, way past your bedtime” he spoke flatly, and Bruce recognized his tone as his own, when the children get too rowdy and there is nothing else to discuss, just… somehow more powerful.

Bruce could feel his kids stiffen when he started speaking, hell even he himself froze for a moment. If he wasn’t interested in meeting this man before, he definitely was now, if only to exchange parenting tips. And didn't that make him feel like an overworked mother seeing kindergarten teacher in action for the first time.

“The guys in the back also asked me to ask all of you to stop spamming their official accounts about the mistake, they know and they’re sorry” Meadows sounded marginally more bored now, before once again turning serious “Though that reminds me, Camilla mentioned new date for the Winter celebration, so please check the chat” or not? Bruce understood the man didn’t want to be here, but making plans on live television was… well, it was hilarious and his kids seemed to agree, as they were once again stifling laughter.

Meadows turned towards the moderator “What else am I supposed to mention?” the host answered with a grin and he rolled his eyes “Ugh, I am so glad for this opportunity, couldn’t be more honored, Bruce Wayne fist fight me in Denny’s parking lot for the title of The Dad, and Nathan, you’re uninvited on the next after tomorrow’s visit”

Bruce could only blink at that, because what the fuck is going on, before he was forced back to reality by the children’s laughter and the host arguing back? “Now wait a min Pop! Why not just uninvited me to tomorrow’s visit?” did that mean the moderator was one of Meadows’ adopted kids??? Well, it made sense, how he knew about him actually holding the record, but what are the chances of that happening? How many children did the man even adopt?

Nathan meanwhile widened his eyes in very effective puppy dog eyes, but Meadows seemed to be immune “Cuz you’re on cooking duty. And I’m planning on sleeping till 11 AM, and if there is a god, I will” he raised an eyebrow at his probably son.

The younger man could only gape “I mean fair, but also Pops” he whined and then laughed when the older man lightly punched his shoulder “Alright, alright. I guess this was enough of a speech” Nathan transformed into more professional persona (which seemingly disappeared after he saw Bruce’s name in the envelope) “Thank you so much for coming here on such a short notice Pop” he took out an envelope and pressed it into Meadows hands, before grinning impishly “Buy yourself a new sweater old man”

The older man snorted, before opening his arms for Nathan to hug him and- oh. Wasn’t that something Bruce was definitely jealous of. And it looked so natural too, almost as if he himself tried to hug his kids too, they’d let him. As if they wouldn’t be weirded out, asked him if he was okay, hug him but feel uncomfortable. He couldn’t help but hate Meadows a little. How was it so easy for him to hug his son?

“And that was everything for this year’s Gotham’s Best everyone! Thank you so much for watching and well, I guess I won’t see ya next year but one can hope” Nathan bowed, before putting a hand around the shorter man’s shoulder and walking of the stage.

Bruce couldn’t help but stare at the moment where Meadows and Nathan were, lost in his thoughts. That was of course interrupted by Dick patting his shoulder “Don’t worry B, we will love you even after you lose the fight in Denny’s parking lot”

“Actually I’m still deciding, depends on if he cooks better than you” Duke added, slapping lightly Jason’s shoulder after he commented that in that case he should already pack his bags, because no one cooks worse than B, but he did correct his statement “if he cooks better than Alfred”

Steph threw her arm around his shoulder “In that case you’re not deciding at all! No one cooks better than Alfred” she exclaimed dramatically. The group started laughing again, and Bruce couldn’t help but feel warm. He… he really loved them all so much.

“Ah, I’m not so sure about that. I tasted his cooking, and it’s really good” and what was with Tim and these statements. Once again everyone turned to look at the CEO. Tim, realizing he once again fucked up, tried to explain himself “Wait, wait, it’s not what you think- just as far as I know, two of Po- Mr. Meadows’ kids work at Wayne Enterprise and one of them was causing some problems, and one day and I called them to my office and-” he stopped himself to take a deep breath “basically they noticed I don’t eat that much, and Mr. Meadows found out somehow, and started making me lunches too?”

There was a moment of silence, everyone taking in the bomb Tim just dropped on them. It, of course, didn’t last long “Well, fuck old man, I guess you already lost Timmy” Jason let out disbelieving laugh and once again the gaggle descended into chaos.

Bruce knew it was a joke, and Meadows probably didn’t meant any harm. He did noticed Tim was looking healthier these past few weeks. And he also knew the other man wasn’t trying to steal his son away, or anything stupid like that.

…didn’t mean the billionaire couldn’t add a warning when he inevitably went to meet Poppy Meadows.

Poppy my beloved lmao. Anyway in this chapter we met/was mentioned (in age order) Camilla, Nathan, Elijah (forgot his name my bad), Kim and Lilith. Kim and Elijah were only mentioned tho. I love all of them and i would also die for them.

Today was shitty. Like fuck. And it's gonna be even worse if I'm not gonna post this cringe bc of my anxiety. Thank u all for voting on my previous poll. I'm also gonna log off, to destress a little

#batman #dc #jason todd #dick grayson #cass cain #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #bruce wayne #bruce wayne x oc #batman x oc #oc #ocs #the tag for this is going to be #Bruce wayne but stronger #steph brown #stephanie brown #this pure crack lmao #batfam

[markantonys]

it’s been a few months since my last sims binge, which means it’s time for another sims binge which means it’s time for WOT polycule babies!

but first: i was having a wedding for different sims and they invited the WOT sims as guests. everyone sat down nicely in chairs in the ceremony area...................except for rand, lan, and perrin, who decide to sit crosslegged on the ground, in their fancy clothes, on the other side of a hedge too tall to see over.

why does this look like an album cover

but honestly, this checks out. if any 3 WOT characters were to be like “i’ve had enough of this fancy party, just gonna go sit over here behind this hedge with my bros” it WOULD be them. introvert gang!

and now, polycule babies!

it will only be elayne’s twins, because aviendha’s quadruplets a) are an absurd decision on rj’s part and not something i accept as canon and b) wouldn’t fit in the household anyway since the max is 8 sims and the twins bring the fam up to 6.

i determined that rand would be the (biological) babydaddy because i tested out in create-a-sim to see whether he or mat would have better-looking kids with elayne. eugenics.

and then, rand knocked elayne up with TRIPLETS on the FIRST TRY DJKFJGHKJHJKSHFKGH hjkhdjhlkjsfg jkdjfl jlskjfg jhLJKHDFLJGHLJH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

oh my god i’m crying i can’t BELIEVE how accurate that is to canon wherein he knocks elayne up with twins after 1 time having sex and aviendha with quadruplets after 2 times. i have rarely if ever gotten triplets in the sims naturally, without using cheats. instead i had to use a cheat to LOWER the number of babies down to twins. what the fuck, sim rand!

it’s been days (in real world time) and i’m still losing my shit over this. i was fully expecting to have to cheat to get twins, but i Foolishly assumed that it would be cheating up from one baby rather than down from three. i cannot emphasize enough how hard i laughed when i used my cheat to see how many babies were in there and saw that there were 3. christ on a cracker. sim rand is just as much of a baby-making machine as canon rand!

when a pregnant sim shares the news with their partner, the partner gets a happy moodlet about learning about a new member of the family. i wasn’t sure whether only the babydaddy rand would get that moodlet, but mat and aviendha got it too awwwwwww!!! they are all excited to be parents!

elayne already has a big first trimester baby bump by sims standards (often a sim won’t show at all on the first day, or only a tiny bit - it actually does vary sim to sim which is neat). pray for her.

mat carved a dragon sculpture for the babies 😭😭 why am i crying as if i didn’t specifically command him to do so

second day aka second trimester!

pause in the fluff to show this glorious screenshot i snagged of mat scaring gawyn as a prank jkjfg gawyn got mad and then went and hugged egwene to calm down. then later the whole polycule was talking together and having a Pleasant Conversation and as soon as gawyn came over to join the convo it became an Awkward Encounter. i love you king.

sims lets you live out your wildest fantasies, such as making rand and elayne take a nap:

why does rand have the option to ask mat if he’s single. rand that’s your husband. i clicked it and:

i think my poly mods are confusing the game jdkjfg file this under “things that made me laugh way harder than they should’ve.” i can just picture a scenario of drunk rand crying when he learns that mat is married to another man named rand.

while they are all marked as each other’s spouses (except mat and avi who are instead BFFs) in some areas of the game, overall in terms of actual game mechanics it only fully recognizes rand/mat and elayne/avi as married. so when elayne hit third trimester, she got the option to take family leave at work, and rand got the option as her babydaddy and aviendha got the option as her wife, but mat didn’t get the option! workplace discrimination!

NYNAEVE!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! [squirts with water bottle]

sim mat is too powerful! everyone wants him! we’ve unlocked the secret reason why nynaeve was acting so Weird about him in ACOS.

i chose “let’s just be friends......” and she said “oh. sure, no worries. let’s just pretend this never happened, okay?” gladly djkfg

elayne just had a wish to try for a baby with mat. girl you are already nine months pregnant.

and she is huge! pictured here with 3 dragons (including the one mat carved <3)

one last date night before the babies are born. now i’m thinking of that passage in TOM when mat reunites with elayne and waxes poetic about how beautiful she looks with her baby bump and red dress, glowing in the firelight 😭

elayne fucked rand and then went into labor immediately after they were done. but it still counted as “spectacular woohoo” for both of them, god bless.

another installment in my quest to see who will get registered for what parental things by the game: rand, avi, and mat all got the Pre-Parental Panic moodlet when they saw elayne go into labor, awwww!

the problem with rand having 3 partners and the family-oriented trait is that he is CONSTANTLY having a wish to have a baby with somebody. a few sim days ago he was wishing to have a baby with mat, now elayne is in labor and he’s wishing to have a baby with aviendha. why don’t you focus on the 2 that are about to pop out of your other wife. (i lied, this isn’t a problem, it’s adorable and in character. give rand all the babies he wants 2k23!)

and they have been born! elayne, rand, and avi all got the new baby happy moodlet but mat didn’t!!!! 😭😭 and elayne and rand are automatically friends with the babies, but mat and avi are only acquaintances! this is heartbreaking! also, sims 4 doesn’t register step relationships anywhere but the family tree, so in the family tree mat and avi are marked as their stepparents, but everywhere else in the game they are not considered to be the twins’ parents in any way 😭😭

thankfully, i think i will be able to make mat and avi their parents with a mod, but i won’t be able to do it until the twins are toddlers because in terms of game mechanics babies are more like objects than people lmao

(in retrospect, the above bullet point now reads like “pictures taken seconds before disaster” oh boy, just you wait)

breaking news i’m soft my heart was found full of love!!

yes mat is wearing eggplant emoji underwear don’t worry about it. as soon as i laid eyes on those i was like “i would never have any sim wear those, except for mat cauthon, whom they were made for.”

the twins became toddlers and i used the mod to make mat and avi their parents. HUGE mistake. it confused the game too much and now all the household relationships are fucked up beyond repair. it made mat their dad and avi their mom, but in exchange, rand became nothing to them and elayne became their aunt??? elayne and aviendha are still wives, yet the game is acting like they’re sisters because every time i set one of them as a kid’s mom, the other automatically becomes the kid’s aunt and it gets locked like that so that if one is the mom the other HAS to be the aunt, rather than one being the mom and the other nothing, as it was originally before i tried to cheat the system. even when i deleted the kids and made brand new ones in create-a-sim, it still forces whoever isn’t the mom to be the aunt. what kind of sister-wife shit 😭 (this did not happen with rand and mat, they’re still normal husbands not brother-husbands.)

and tragically, i had saved the game immediately before i realized the relationships had gotten fucked up, so i couldn’t quit without saving and thereby undo my foolhardy act of hubris. elayne and aviendha are stuck as sister-wives Forever.

i solved it by deleting aviendha and replacing her with the blank slate fresh-out-of-CAS version of her i had saved, then cheating all her relationships and skills back up to where they were before. i set her and elayne as wives in CAS but my multiple marriages mod doesn’t let you set multiple spouses in CAS, it only lets you have multiple wedding ceremonies in-game, so rand and new!aviendha quickly had their first kiss, became bf/gf, got engaged, and eloped all in the bathroom in the span of 1 sim hour. as god intended the game to be played!

current state of things: elayne and rand are the twins’ official parents and mat and avi are nothing to them in CAS, however, in the family tree they are the twins’ stepparents, and in the relationship panel they are their caregivers <3 having a sim add a child as their care dependent is something you can do in the game with no cheats or mods, and i should have just settled for that in the first place rather than trying too hard to play god and ultimately having to replace aviendha with a clone. lesson learned!

to close, look at the lil babies! the fox pajamas!!!! 😭😭

#wot sims shenanigans

[marybatson]

Hello!! As one of THE best marvel family bloggers on this whole website I was wondering about your thoughts on if you'd want a story about the MF as adults (original group of N52 group). Current DC is soooo averse to anything that might have consequences or change the status quo so it's probably moot. I just think Billy in particular (with his loner tendencies and inherent, almost untouchable goodness) has the potential for some very interesting stories around identity after he's been Captain-ing for a decade-plus as he becomes less and less grounded? On the other hand, I could see the argument that the kid- to-adult-hero is so essential to the premise to be removed. Also, would your answer change based on which version of the character(s) we're talking about. Like is it more or less interesting in the versions where B and CM are seperate entities? Anyway love your takes on the MF and DC in general!!!💜

first of all that’s the sweetest thing thank u for even thinking of me ;; I swear I talk out of my ass all the time but im glad u can enjoy this nonsense!

second! that is a very good question and one that ive definitely asked myself before. before i answer i hope its ok if i go on a small tangent first lol. its the tism in me.. UNDER THE CUT BC I HAVE RAMBLING PROBLEMS

the inherent problem with hero comics is that there is no definite thing like a “post-series” or epilogue type of story because, typically, they just never end. that’s something that can be compelling but also pretty detrimental imo especially when a good story or arc has a fully satisfying ending, complete with characters and storylines developed in just the way you wanted. that can all obvs change in a matter of years depending on the next writer or event. next chapter-type stories are difficult to achieve unless you’re a legacy of some kind. if these were characters in a novel or something much more linear, i think we wouldn’t even have to ask these questions.

im just saying all this bc it kind of informs how I like to speculate about comic characters - what is the ideal plot to development to ending for x character? for billy and his family, if you want a legitimate answer it’s just that I wish anything plot-worthy they achieve would only be in their time as they are now, as kids. bc im insane ofc ive turned this particular sentiment around in my head, and I really do think that the story itself at its core, the general magic of it, is way more compelling when they’re children going through tasks an adult would usually undertake. it’s a story where a child who has a limited amount of power bc of their situation at the sound of a word receives more power he ever really needs. it isnt necessarily a jaime reyes or young justice type of story about realistic kid hero interpretations, it’s simply a child’s fairytale fantasy. at inception captain marvel’s appeal was because while he was a kid, he was also respected as an adult and as competent as one. that’s why dc’s own evolution from the golden age (for children) to where it is now as a predominantly adult hobby can never seem to place captain marvel and his family in the right place.

tbh i wouldn’t really be interested in a story where billy and the others were grown up at all, because then they would just be. adult heros. ive always thought the “ideal” end is the one where they willingly somehow choose to relieve themselves of the power and grow up happily and content without it because it’s not needed once they’re adults. the “wendy darling chooses to grow up and not stay in neverland bc she wants more than what magic can give her” kinda deal. but that’s definitely not a compelling hero story…maybe.

im trying not to let this be such a cop out answer, but if what I just said were written as a story, and if I wanted it to be a story that included the marvel fam as adults - it would be the classic coming of age story. im thinking any plot in the world with crazy world-ending villain(s) story complete with a misc hero team-up could happen, and the real story begins maybe halfway in that where the kids realize that this is the end all be all. and the point is that they’d be okay with it. so what happens happens and maybe there are developments in-between coming to terms with the end of it but the perfect end is them, together, and being okay. there are no consequences to having had the power or having lost them. everything they’d gone through while having the power could have been tumultuous and difficult, but the children are always protected. in the end, we don’t know what age they live up to, or if they decide to become nonpowered heroes or if they stay a family. I really believe in the power of an open ending once everything is resolved. and for the marvel family, I think their best ending is an uneventful adulthood after such a wild childhood. it’s the typical kind of ending i think every chosen one child deserves in fiction (rip to percy jackson)

again…this is just me and my own thoughts. and im sorry it is SO lame and predictable. other more interesting routes than this if they just continued having the power till adulthood is that they can be pretty public and free with their identities. the power is intertwined with them. but it’s not like they’re particularly important in-universe or special, more than others anyway. they just have more experience now.

(idk if it would necessarily make much of a difference depending on the versions of the characters we’re talking abt either!! I think in general I just talk about them like my preferred combination of all iterations so it becomes just a question in personality atp! lately I have really liked the separate entity thing with cap/billy but somehow I prefer it with him than with the others.. another long tangent I could go on abt LOL)

#asks #jenndoesntwantto #shazam #billy batson

[lleldey]

Just threeee little questions ♥️

“As it turns out, you still don’t know that wife doesn’t disobey her husband.” before the accident was jungkook the ‘my way or no way’ controlling husband?

was he actually having a panic attack or was that to manipulate her when she came to visit him at home the first time?

why the hell were her clothes thrown all over the bed 😂

Hi!!

Yeah, homeboy wanted things to go his way, and honestly - most of the times it worked. He works in law, so naturally he’s very gifted with the ability to present himself and also reason his actions/thoughts.

Now, he def wasn’t aggressive with it, it wasn’t like ‘if you don’t do what I say, I’ll blablabla’, he used logical reasonings to his advantage not force. In one of the asks I said how he pushed MC to get a job in his fams business; even then I can imagine him controlling the conversation by reasoning, like a) we’ll be together for most of the day, b) we’re offering you a secure contract, c) bigger pay, and so on.

Manipulation was his best friend, but he used it so seamlessly that one wouldn’t even notice and simply think he’s taking care of them or suggesting what’s best. 🤷🏼‍♀️

He was having a panic attack! The whole situation was too much for him (understandably), and everything was changing too quick. He hadn’t eaten in days at that point, completely cut-off his family and wasn’t drinking his medicine properly. His body was extremely weak, mental state was also crumbling. He was deemed to ‘break’ at some point

Hmm, the clothes; I think I wrote it as another element of his crumbling mental health (I don’t remember that well, I wrote it almost half a year ago 🫣). If I remember correctly, he was trying to find something to hold onto, like looking through her clothes, trying to find one that still smells of her. But of course smell dissipates and at that point years had passed and they were just clothes - a constant reminder of what’s lost.

That’s also why he slept in the living room - there was too much that reminded him of MC, yet nothing that still kept her essence within, because, well, the home was abandoned.

Thank you for the ask! Hope this answered your questions ☺️

#tbv asks

[aclosetfan]

If you don’t mind, do you mind sharing any more headcannons for the fake dating story? I love your work by the way and I hope you’re feeling better!

Aw haha nah I wouldn’t mind!! Sorry Ik I haven’t updated anything but writing is taking everything out of me rn 😂 I think with everything that’s going on my brain imploded, but I’ve been adding sentences here and there to everything!

Tbh I don’t have many h/c for the fake dating au that don’t give away the plot, but here’s some sweet things I’d like to incorporate:

1) I think I’ve already discussed that BC is on a roller derpy team for super powered people! She’s the youngest on the team, but their big point star. A lot of the people she plays with are older women with families and when she lets it slip that she’s “dating” someone they demand he’s brought in to perform the hazing ritual. Without revealing too much, Buttercup asks if he wants to go to a game despite this breaking “NO WEEKENDS” rule and can totally not if doesn’t want to, nbd, truly she doesn’t care, but if you do don’t wear anything nice. He says yes, ends up really liking be a derby-boyfriend, gets a shit ton of Gatorade poured on him, and a very platonic kiss of the cheek. Officially, initiated into the derby fam, he gets a jacket like the rest of the derby-wives.

2) Bubbles also has a derby jacket despite not being officially initiated because she might as well be. She’s basically the teams number one fan and leads the crowds in the chants. The girl has a touch of bloodlust in her and gets amped when things get dangerous. Blossom is also a big fan but she’s quiet and likes to enjoy the atmosphere. No jacket but she’s considered Bubbles ‘assistant Pep Squad director

3) Boomer loves derby and Brick reluctantly likes it! They’re weary hanging out with the girls for the first time eve socially outside of school, but they all end up having fun. And the guys enjoy seeing Butch so happy.

4) speaking of, this isn’t a “first love” story for Butch. He was kind of head over heels for a manic pixie dream girl type at the juvenile hall. She was one of those poetic smokers who say a lot but nothing at all and Butch was suckered into the cool girl vibes. They got into a lot of fun trouble together and when he wanted more out of the relationship she dropped him. It ends up being a relationship he regrets and panics when he starts to feel like he’s getting too close to Buttercup b/c he doesn’t want to go through that again. Obviously, though, Buttercup is too much of a dweeb in this story to be a cool girl like his previous love interest, she just gives off the allusion. Butch is actually the cool one lmao (I know, I know, but he’s not actually cool just between the two he is). To alleviate his fears, he just has to wait until Buttercup drops her phone on her face, or cry over the Air Bud movies, or ask him something just Boomer-level stupid and he feels better.

5) pretty early on Buttercup and Butch realize that their fake relationship ends up being this great “get out of jail free card.” When Buttercup doesn’t want to go to some public function or Butch needs five seconds away from his brothers, they just go “oh sorry! I actually have a date with butters/Butch.” They don’t really have to seek each other out to maintain the lie, but they more often then not hangout during these moments. Mostly the hole-up in Butch’s room or they mess around somewhere in the City or the nature reserve. Hanging out in Butch’s room usually leads to more intimate moments, which they both would prefer to avoid, but Buttercup is sometimes fighting off sleep deprivation from the hero job she maintains, so they take a lot of naps together. Mostly she’s the one napping while Butch fiddles around his room like she isn’t there (she thinks he makes good white noise), but occasionally she falls asleep on his shoulder and it’s not like he’s going to be the one to wake her up.

6) here’s a snippet:

“Name one thing,” Brick jabbed a finger in her face, “one thing you like about my brother!”

Her eyes crossed as looked at the finger in a panic. “H-huh?”

“If you like him enough to date him,” Brick seethed, red in the face as he spoke through gritted teeth, “then you can name one fucking thing you like about him.”

“It’s not an unreasonable request, Buttercup,” Blossom said, crossing her arms. Playing the opposite of Brick, Blossom didn’t look visibly angry, but Buttercup knew in her bones what the cold tone of her voice meant. “Answer the question,” her sister demanded.

Buttercup chewed on the inside of her cheek as she scrambled for anything at all she knew about Butch, but it was like the boy had been erased from her mind. Terrified that she had just been caught in the scam and not even three days in, she babbled soundlessly as she tried to assemble one coherent thought.

“It’s a fucking lie, isn’t it?” Brick hissed, after she didn’t answer, “You don’t like my brother. You’re using hi—“

“His smile!” She squeaked, because maybe, right now, honesty was the best policy. “He has a very—“ she blushed, thinking up an appropriate adjective that revealed enough but not too much, “—it’s, uh, well nice! No wait,” she corrected herself because nice wasn’t good enough, honestly, in her real opinion, “better then nice. Pretty? Um, or handsome? Do guys like when girls say dashing? That’s kind of a fancy thing to say right? Or, no, that’s kind of old-timey, right?”

Buttercup clamped her mouth shut after that, having the good sense to shut the hell up. How did someone fuck up a compliment about a person’s smile? She was an idiot.

She boiled with embarrassment as she looked between the two red-heads. She prayed for Blossom’s sympathy, out of the two people cornering her right now, Blossom was the one who knew how awkward she felt when it came to compliments.

“Aw, babe,” a pair of arms shot out, pulling her away from the two in front of her and wrapping her into a backward hug. Butch smiled down at her, “you think my smile’s dashing?”

If she thought she had been boiling before, this was like punting her directly into the sun. She wanted to hide behind her hands (or tbh punt herself directly into the sun), but that wasn’t what girlfriends did, was it?

“Well, y-yeah,” she shrugged, still brave enough to be honest despite her embarrassment. Butch really did have a nice smile, she was pretty sure everyone knew that.

If Buttercup wasn’t so intensely watching his face, she would have miss the millisecond where the look in his eyes softened. Butch pulled her tighter into him, ripping his gaze away from her to glare at his brother and her sister. Their positioning was reminiscent to the one they stood In at the pep assembly as Butch rested his jaw on the crown of her head. It, combined with the memory of the pep assembly, made her stomach flip-flop.

“Can you two stop interrogating my girlfriend?” He growled, “We’re dating, get over it.”

“She’s my sister,” Blossom snapped, but Butch didn’t bow to her trump card.

“Yeah, and some sister you are, you’re being a dick to her.” Butch huffed, turning back to Buttercup, “We’re going to be late for class. Come on, Buttercup,” He tugged her towards math in the opposite direction of their siblings.

She let him pull her along by the hand almost a little starstruck, watching the broad part of his back. No one, and she meant no one, got away with talking to Blossom like that. And Butch just had.

Her stomach flip-flopped all over again.

#fake dating au #anon asks #there’s a snippet to the next chapter under the readmore! #buttercups not good at flirting #edit: holy shit I had to fix a sentence that made zero sense sorry everyone

[momtaku]

It seems like you have the viewpoint that Historia’s pregnancy was a red herring and shipping bait that went nowhere. I personally don’t interpret it to have been intentionally that way at all, given there was nothing romantic or sexual about their relationship or 130, she seems scared of him. the anime clearly showed this as well. how would Eren having been the father had made it “better”? Those viewpoints focused on Eren and not Hisu. Not to mention E wasnt interested in starting a fam.

Also no offense but I also don’t think there was much of a mystery with Historia’s pregnancy in the narrative outside of why she chose to do it at that timing and who warned her. 130 completed the mystery. I can understand it being disappointing and I wish she never had to go through this issue. But things being a disappointment doesn’t mean there was this “baiting” intent. Idk, i just have issues w/ accusing authors of having an intent that wasnt there then getting mad. It feels entitled

Sorry, last thing i wanted to say b/c I just wanted to be clear with what I’m trying to express b/c it’s hard with limited numbers: I don’t think there was a mystery about Historia’s pregnancy outside of what the story told us. There really was no other reason for it besides to avoid being titanized. it’s fine to dislike this but ppl not being satisfied w/ it & then theorizing more than already there isn’t the authors fault nor is it a red herring. Eren being father wouldn’t have improved this.

Anon, I'm not sure what you think my viewpoints are but I'm pretty sure you are wrong on at least one of them. I'll share something I saw on @hamliets blog earlier today which I agreed with. Hamliet wrote, "Historia’s arc was a nightmare that went from being top tier to something so horrid it seems like Isayama realized it was awful and ignored it as much as possible out of a desire not to make it worse."

The only thing that would've made Historia's arc worse was if Eren had been the father because. I agree with what you say about that. Eren being the father would have destroyed two character arcs and not just one.

Agree to disagree on the rest I guess. Thanks for the ask!

#chatting with friends #fake pregnancy #I really don't enjoy talking about historia #and anon #If character limit is a problem for you #mobile seems not to have one

[greenbergsays]

The Shenanigans were afoot in my household tonight

@brbtherescookies sent me a care package of different hot chocolates to try because she was trying to perfect her recipe and I was ready to be her guinea pig

The package had already arrived when I got home this evening, so me and Teenager’s little sister (who is spending the night so that I can take her to B&N tomorrow) made ourselves an after-dinner treat and sat down to watch Extraordinary Attorney Woo

The Teenager came home from having dinner with his significant other’s family, and was apparently in high spirits.

He immediately began throwing packing peanuts from the care package’s box at me. When that wasn’t good enough, he took the box and dumped it on my head. More than once. He threatened to dump them on my bed, and I made him promise that he wouldn’t. So he didn’t--he dumped them in one of my drawers instead.

He sat on his sister several different times, FULL BODY, his legs all over her face and everything.

He joined the hot chocolate testing, only to sumo squat in front of his cup, lean down, and blow as hard as he could into the cup so that it would splash back onto him--and everywhere else. He did this more than once.

When I decreed testing over for the night, I went to go change for bed. He zoomed into my room before I could get there, stole a packing peanut and ran off again. Also before I could get dressed, he came back with said packing peanut in a bottle of water. He proceeded to squeeze it until it erupted all over the floor and me. 

As he cleaned up his mess, he sang, “Worth it!”

There are dangers to raising a child among a bunch of millennials that were, in turn, raised by a woman whose life motto is the Toys R Us slogan; “I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys R Us kid.”

Those dangers increase exponentially when one of the aforementioned millennials happens to be my brother. 

I never stood a chance, fam.

#rl shit #the teenager #the niblings

[jadebomani]

RRR headcanon

Hi RRR community I’ve been a fan of the movie for weeks now and have read and followed most of everyone’s posts and fic ideas and wanted to put out my own. I wanted to do an AU about bheem, ram, Jenny, and sita being poly and they adopted my ocs (Jaan and Johari two young girls who were saved by the group from the British in a raid or was on the run and bumped into them and asked for help) Or the idea that just like Malli they were taken by the Scott’s and brought to India. I loved the head cannon of reader daughter to rambheem and wanted to put out my own for my characters.

- If they were with the Scotts Jenny knew them and asked bheem to help save them.

- after rescuing ram she leads them to where they are hiding since she snuck em out.

- The two have a soft spot for the girls as soon as they see how protective they were of each other. And sita soon follows suit when she meets them.

- Due to the time period they are in ram bheem sita and Jenny get married in Hetero marriages together. So only their villages know their real relationship as opposed to the rest of the world. And adopt the girls.

- Johari is ramsita’s kid and Jaan is bheemjenny’s kid.

- Johari is a soft kid and has a extroverted fun personality while Jaan is a tsundere with an introverted and reserved personality only really being more extroverted around Johari and her baba(bheem).

- Malli is their bestie and they all do cute pranks on the adults and get into chaotic mischief.

- Johari loves helping out around the clinic bheem and sita own and work at helping the rebels. She also loves learning telugu and English with their mummy(Jenny) and daddy(ram).

-Jaan loves animals more than people due to her memories of their kidnapping and how much pain and suffering they indured. Bheem was able to get her to trust them by bringing little animals to talk about and pet.

- One day she ventured out causing a panic and came back with two baby animals. A panther and a tiger. Rambheem worrying about the mothers being nearby and Jennysita worrying how she got bear them to take them. Johari shaking her head in amusement because of course Jaan would come back with two big cats as pets like it’s just a normal thing🙄.

- Jaan tells em about how they lost their parents and we’re all alone so she saved them and brought them so they wouldn’t be lonely anymore like she was. Cue family fluff and reassurances. And the fam had new additions to the family.

- Babai loves the two to bits and spoils them along with the villages. They call him grandpa and that made the man break into tears once.

- Jaan and Johari are like rambheem ice and magma and mix of their parents temperance. Ram(fire), sita(earth), Jenny(air), and bheem(water).

- the girls grow up to be freedom fighters and speak out on the injustice to black and brown people in India, uk, and USA.

- rambheemsita pass away at canon ages and Jenny raises them until her passing at age 70. She promises them they will all reunite in the next life like bheem foretold and will be born a family again in a world where they will all be free and accepted.

@rambheemisgoated @rambheemlove @rambheem-is-real @ronnoxandlumoss @percikawantstoread @iam-siriuslysher-lokid @bromance-minus-the-b

Please let me know any face claims that could go with this idea and any feedback this is my first post.😊

#rrr #rambheem #rambheem fanfic #jennysita #sitajenny #my ocs #polyamourous #rambheemjennysita #softparentswithtsunderechild #rrr fics #rambheem x daughter!reader

[marengogo]

Well Well Well … - 3 : It’s Been 1 Month BRO!

Lavender Haze - by Taylor Swift  [Midnights ]

[Music is a very big part of my life and I’m MOSTLY INCAPABLE of writing without music, so I just thought I'd share what I am listening to while writing this]

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Now, this is gonna be about Jikook with regards to the past 31 days, I promise, but I needed to start with saying that: I just got home from spending the weekend out with a Friend-who-is-like-Family and the second I stepped into my room I began to cry because I realised I wished we had another day in the weekend. They are like a parent to me as they are much older, so their parental instinct always kicks in, as my actual family is in another country also their S/O, my second parent if you will, has been on a business trip, so as the good “daughter” that I am I went to keep them company for the weekend, but in the end, I ended up being the one being spoiled: AS ALWAYS.  

They cooked so much and constantly (parents seem to think that food IS WHERE IS AT: and they are right 😂😂😂), we watched the whole of Young Royals in 2 days (I rewatched season 1 with them, because even though I am a movie/TV snob I love doing things with the ones I love a trillion times if needed, particularly with series that I like), even watched “RUN BTS Dance Practice together” and mind you, I slept on their couch and not only they have one of the best couches on this planet, but I had the best sleep I had in maybe a month.

After the beginning of a shitty ass November (So far, November has been so ass that where usually I’m the person to whom my close friends come to for comfort, I’ve been consistently like “Please don’t come to me, cause I got nothing!”) And mind you I just thought of toughing it up, but Friday I just was like “Fuck it all, fuck, like FFS!”. Which is why the second I got back into my room y’all, I just felt so happy, so lucky, so loved all at once, that tears just wouldn’t stop UNTIL I made the mistake of checkinf my twitter TL. Bro, Bro, Bro?! The usual-different shit that was taking place had my tears cease and got me realising that today is exactly one day since that Brotherly Birthday Thirst Trap and  BRO since that day, up to today, a lot has happened …

JM and JK became officially blood brothers after JK’s birthday wishes to JM (October 13, 2022)

Tae and JK went on a long date in Busan - Part 1: Stadium aka “Nobody but I Saw Them” (October 13, 2022)

Tae and JK went on a long date in Busan - Part 2: Beach aka “Of, Shoes, Footprints and Sand” (October 15, 2022)

JK went to Qatar and Tae hid in his luggage, in order to be with him in Qatar, cause Tae said, and I quote “Flight tickets be tripping lately“ (October 24, 2022)

Following an interview with HYBE’s CEO Park Jiwon, some ARMY make it yet again very clear that they have no understanding what-so-ever of words such as “Yet To Come” and “Please Trust Us” and/or “We Want to be Your Forever Artist”. How to blame them though: They are very complex words with MILLIONS of meanings. (November 3, 2022)

On Capulet News: We received updates with regards to Atomixgate and brooo … (November 8, 2022)

On Montague News: A couple that looks like the officially blood brothers are shown kissing and brooo … (November 12, 2022) and you know as we’ve been getting not a single peep from current  jikook it has gotten  the Usual Insecure Suspect Montague act the fool.

JK is announced to be Public Enemy #1 as he joins forces with Qatar (November 12, 2022)

Tae had a WLIVE where he sleepily renewed his marital vows to JK over the phone (November 13, 2022)

Hence, JM and JK, once again, are reconfirmed officially blood brothers who however do excellent fanservice, such as the following

I’m pretty sure I missed a few but you need to understand, it’s always a lot happening Bro, like fam for real, a lot to keep up with Bro, so yeah, y’all need to be patient with me. I will say 1 thing though: Regardless of all the loud chirping on that bird app Jimin has been Wliving with ARMY whenever he can, JK has been Prioritising ARMY whenever he can, Tae has been replying ARMY comments on WLIVE whenever he can. I mean, understand, in the mere span of a month, one single ass month, the drama, rumors, tragicomedy that has been following and surrounding VMINKOOK has been extraordinary, like some Hollywood movie screenwriting EXTRA+ORDINARY. A single ass month that has been repeating itself in drama-levels for the past 5 years at least. Yet Jimin keeps working. Yet Jungkook keeps working. Yet Taehyung keeps working.   

So weather 99% of Capulets prefer to live in their no-real -facts-manufactured Verona, or whether some insecure Montegues take jikook’s lack of presence as a reason to doubt even their most basic bonds, or whether I’m right or wrong about JK and JM possibly being in a relationship, it REALLY don’t matter cause it guess what? It would appear like VMINKOOK will VMINKOOKing in fact BTS will keep BTSing. So yeah, just keep informed, triple-check your sources always and keep it moving cause trolls gotta troll, but rest assured, though Karma is one stunning lady, when needed, she will always be the baddest bitch.

🎵Run Beautiful🎶Everyone! Always respectful yours 💜🫰🏾, 

Marengo.

PS - So much for working on my new Masterlist Series … let me go eat and see what to do from there, I guess I can at least open them 😂😂😂.

#Well Well Well... #Jikook #Jikook Bro 1 Month Anniversary

[txt-vanessa]

#A-Z QUOTES

۰˚☽ txt 6th member au

vanessa’s masterlist<3

[a is for…] “ASAP NAE BANJJOK ANI WANJEON COPY~”

[b is for…] “beomgyu said that i’m crazy?? his blood type is AB, why listen to that crazy dude—” vanessa…your blood type is AB too

[c is for…] “cats >>> dogs i said what i’ve said, go argue with the wall”

[d is for…] “do i honestly even want to do this? obviously no”

[e is for…] “end my suffering please”

[f is for…] “funny how there are comments asking me if i know what my brother is doing now…we don’t even text everyday”

[g is for…] “get it guess”

[h is for…] “high school musical songs are superior and i won't allow anyone to tell me otherwise”

[i is for…] “i am very much aware that i’m a korean citizen but i still hope i get deported back to connecticut”

[j is for…] “jaehyun kind of got mad at me cause i didn’t tell him that i was 1. debuting 2. with five boys and 3. he was the last and not the first in the fam to know about it”

[k is for…] “kkeut~ alright now byeeee”

[l is for…] “lipstick chateau wainppit colour~”

[m is for…] “maybe if you had listen to me, we wouldn’t have a tray full of burnt cookies?”

[n is for…] “not trying to imply on anything but”

[o is for…] “odi seriously hates everyone, he only likes soobin i’m not joking”

[p is for…] “patience is something i clearly and currently am losing when i’m with the members”

[q is for…] “questioning my life decisions”

[r is for…] “respectfully no <3”

[s is for…] “sometimes i fear for my life because i live in the same space as five boys…two chase people with knives, that alone justifies my statement”

[t is for…] “that’s violation in the first degree”

[u is for…] “uhhh i beg your pardon? i’m pretty sure i did not said that”

[v is for…] “vAnEsSa i— yes i have seen the edits”

[w is for…] “why? how the fuc– on earth did you think of that?”

[x is for…] “x: just save vanessa from txt😭”

[y is for…] “yes i know it’s sucks having the only other brain cell of the group”

[z is for…] “zoom zoom my way to you right now”

#txt 6th member #txt female member #txt female addition #txt female oc #txt oc #txt ff #txt au #kpop female member #kpop female addition #kpop female oc #kpop oc #kpop au #kpop ff

[star-realities]

PLEASE share more about this dr! So sad that DC is not a popular place to shift to

Gladly! This is my favorite DR atm it’s just great all around honestly.

Fair warning, this is a long post!

Onto my backstory!

So basically, when I was a kid a new rogue popped up with some memory-altering gas and organized a really nasty attack on Gotham. I got caught up in the attack and got my memories fully taken away. So I just kinda wandered around Gotham until Robin found me and Batman decided to take me in (my only DR with a “stable” father figure! Let’s gooooo).

I was really young, and Dick was still Robin, so I wasnt supposed to be a vigilante, but fuck than amiright? I started following them out on patrol and because of my meta abilities they couldn’t catch me. So Bat was like “fuck it, another child soldier” and BAM 2 Robins!!

Also about my meta abilities, they manifested due to the trauma from the attack I was involved in. And they’re bat-based! They were pretty subtle at first, so no one realized I had them until I started training.

Things are great, Damian joins the fam early after Talia decides to ditch her dad, Dick moves out, I break my leg, Jason joins the fam! Happy family, everything’s great, we’re thriving.

Then… BAM tragedy strikes. You really expected me to have a happy, un-traumatizing backstory? No way!

Jay and I get our shit rocked by the Joker. Thankfully, we live haha. I was able to keep us from getting crushed by the warehouse debris due to my enhanced strength. And B got there in time and called in Superman to pull us out of the wreckage.

Anyway, this event FREAKS ME TF OUT. Obviously both of us have to retire from being Robins, and I refuse to have anything to do with vigilantism or Batman. I even refused to speak to Bruce for a while.

I got some pretty nasty, very visible scars from this event. I was really ashamed of them, so I wouldn’t leave the manor or let the media see me. The public/media was told we were kidnapped by random thugs, but it was a conspiracy theory I actually died which is why I hadn’t been seen since it happened (obviously not lmao)

Few years later, Barbara convinces me to become the next batgirl after she had to retire. Night of my first patrol, literally about to leave the cave, bat signal lights. Joker escaped Arkham. Are you kidding me??? I completely flipped my shit. I refused to go out, and refused to ever be a vigilante again.

This didn’t last though, Steph and Cass joined the family and really brought me out of my shell. I helped train stephanie, which really brought back my love of fighting.

So I decided to train again, and just recently became Batgirl!

This DR has by far my angst-iest backstory, I promise I’m not always this dramatic. Onto more fun things!

Stephanie, Cass, and I? Besties <3

Jason and I had lowkey beef with Tim at first because, cmon, we almost die and now some other kid is Robin? But don’t worry, we all get along now!

I hit the joker with a chair once.

I do ballet!

I was adopted second, but I’m the third oldest sibling

I’ve got a motorcycle

I have a scar on my forehead from where I tripped and fell face-first into the batmobile T-T

I also have a scar on my ankle from falling off a roof (this was not fully my fault, Dick was also involved LMAO)

People outside of Gotham know that Batman exists, but the rest of us? Full on cryptid energy. Best evidence is some blurry photographs, the occasional video of one of us being dumb, or anecdotes from fast food workers. There’s a whole buzzfeed unsolved episode about it.

I only recently started making public appearances again, which is fun

The majority of the family are fire signs (including myself) so that’s going to be… a fun experience hahah

I normally work at night, but occasionally I patrol with Duke during the day!

#okay I’ll shut up now #this is my favorite DR atm I could talk about it for hours #also I have joker-scars on one side of my mouth (healing ability stopped the other side from sticking) #that’s why I refused to leave the house #also my costume serves #I love designing hero suits #reality shifting #shifting #shiftblr #desired reality #shifting realities #if you wanna talk about your dc/hero DRs in the comments/my dms GO FOR IT!!!