#not toasted

[iceeericeee]

god I fucking love strawberries

#toast tries to talk #strawberries #toast loves strawberries #toast is a strawberry

[internetslice]

happy international womens day! remember that there are palestenian women in need of feminine hygiene products! you can donate here, and the cheapest tier is 5$!

if you can't donate, reblog! doing something is better than doing nothing! remember to keep talking, keep calling and keep donating! from the river to the sea, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE!! 🇵🇸

#toast txt #palestine #gaza #free palestine #free gaza #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #save palestine #save gaza #ceasefire now #ceasefire #international women's day

[william-snekspeare]

Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast

#he got a nail trim after this photograph #not snakes #ferret #ferrets #Steve #Toast #Oatmeal

[nooooough]

I saw a weird meme in a dream I had recently, so I had to recreate it

#this is basically exactly how it looked in the dream #it’s kinda funny Idk why #oopsie overslept #fall of society #anime girl with toast in mouth #anime #meme #anime memes #dream #unintentionally scary

[cymk8]

she would burn so fast and we know this

#bg3 #shadowheart #bg3 fanart #like she'd stand there....and toast.... #sorry white girl....sorry

[lunaticalis]

Having an argument in the server. I need to prove I am not insane for putting sliced sandwich bread/white bread/loaf whatever do u call this 🍞 in the freezer.

#luntxt #tumblr polls #THE ONLY RIGHT WAY IS FREEZER FOR ME BECAUSE #IT WONT MOLD BRO... LAST LONGER. U CAN JUST TOAST IT RIGHT OUT

[stupjam]

running into whirling accelerando at inopportune times

#splatoon 3 #side order #toast #splatoon

[thingsorganizedneatly]

Did you know that there is a Toaster Museum????

#things organized neatly #present and correct #design #museum #toast #toaster #industrial design #chrome #wow #neat #love #food #Germany #archives #bread #history

[official-williewoo]

#cats of tumblr #cousin belle #toasted #goo cat

[itschizzled]

Obliterate!

#grian #joel #smallishbeans #mcyt #mcyt fanart #hermitcraft #obliterate #beans and toast #art #digital art #artwork #xbcrafted

[nerdpoe]

Danny needs a few...odd things. A few dietary and emotional requirements unique to his physiology. Meat is one of them.

But like, raw meat. He doesn't have to eat it often, maybe twice a month, but it does need to be completely raw.

He also needs to eat non-sentient blob ghosts, which are very different from sentient ones. Same amount, maybe twice a month.

He's weak to hot temperatures, where most humans require some sort of positive contact he needs to fight, if he gets too much sunlight his dopamine levels drop, and oddly enough as he got older milk or products with a lot of milk started to affect him like alcohol affects humans.

Now that he's made it to college, hiding most of these things is easy enough.

He chose Gotham, because of minimal sunny days and naturally cold weather. He regularly goes for walks at night, to fill his need for fighting. He says he has a milk allergy, and avoids milk products.

The blobs and the raw meat are a little uh. Those are a little hard.

He's taken to ducking into a bathroom stall to just swallow the blobs whole. But the meat...

He decides to sear the outside and leave the inside entirely raw. Does this detract from the nutrients by cooking them off? Yes. Does it mean he needs to eat raw meat four times a month instead of twice? Yes. Does it mostly hide that he's doing this in front of humans? Kind of.

Until he got a vegan roommate.

Said roommate is far too sharp-eyed for his own good, and now the guy is being weird.

Or: Damian's roommate is a meta who clearly has dietary restrictions outside the norm. It's fine; Damian understands that like animals in the wild, people have different diets. But the cuts of meat Fenton is eating are...subpar. Damian isn't sure how to be...civil, or appear polite, or not be a "snob" if he suggests Fenton allow him to procure farm fresh cuts of steak from cows raised in an open pasture and were well taken care of.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #affect vs effect #i still have problems telling the difference #damians breaking point is when danny uses a toaster to lightly toast the outside of the meat and can't understand what's wrong #goes and calls jon and just #“have your parents recently hosted a slaughter? have any of their neighbors? jon please” #cuz the meat is like offbrand gotham walmart meat #kinda grayish and def not healthy for fenton #he has taken care of many animals and he can force fenton to eat healthy #in the realms frostbite feels a surge of satisfaction #he has no idea where it came from

[toasteaa]

Everyone loves the Boyfriend Jacket, but what about the Husband Coat?

Diluc draping his coat across your shoulders because you forgot your own? Immediately looking the other direction to hide the heat coming to his cheeks when you settle into it?

Zhongli's thinly veiled swell of pride when he sees his coat around your shoulders? Savoring the scent of your perfume as long as he can for days after you've returned it to him?

Wriothesley's little half complaints about the chill in his office after you've taken his coat? Hiding how much he actively enjoys the sight of you utterly swamped in the fur and bulk of fabric?

Neuvillette having removed his mantle and stole in order to drape his robes across your sleeping form? His inability to completely focus back on his work after he sees how immediately you curl into it with that satisfied little hum he's come to enjoy so dearly?

Just...husband coats...

#toast talks #genshin impacted #I'm just...I'm in a mood and that mood is 'give me your coat. it's mine now' #I need a warm and heavy coat on me rn so I can take a fat nappy and ignore my job LOL #alright alright visibility tags time: #genshin x reader #genshin x you #diluc x reader #zhongli x reader #wriothesley x reader #neuvillette x reader #okay now I'm done I'm gonna go be self indulgent

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Me, my joyfriend, and Ruby from Steven Universe were hunting down Spinel from Steven Universe, because she stole Ruby's toast.

This would make sense if it was for a few minutes.

The hunt for the stolen toast went for *years.*

#dream #joyfriend ? #jeans boyfriend ??? #steven universe #ruby steven universe #steven universe ruby #spinel #theft #toast #food

[smolbeanjerma]

#jerma #jerma985 #So dorky cute #Eggs Birdfeeders Toast

[softpinkscribbles]

Princess Celestia ☀️🩷🍰

she sparkles with golden glitter all over, & her cutiemark glows very slightly! 🌤️she's a little bit chubby, half attributed to her sweet tooth :3 each step she takes livens the flora around her! grass grows & flowers bloom under her hooves 🌷 she represents all aspects of the day, not just the sun! greenery, life, warmth, clouds, etc 🪷🪻🌼when she cries, rain falls from her mane, & when she uses the royal canterlot voice, lightning strikes!

#my little pony #mlp art #mlp fim #mlp g4 #ponies #mlp #pony #mlp oc #sun horse #toasted marshmallow #mlpartist #mlp friendship is magic #princess celestia #celestia redesign #mlp redesign #princess #mlp headcanon