Turn Off All Alarms (CHWE #5)
For what it was worth, Giyuu was professional. He didn’t tell Kyojuro how he increased his heart rate when he was around. He didn’t admit to listening to him and his boyfriend having sex. He didn’t confess that he was caught by their best friend.
He thought he acted perfectly normal for someone in his situation.
“What did you do?” Shinobu asked as he ate his lunch. It is Monday now.
“What do you mean?” Giyuu asked, obviously avoiding the subject of the question. She picked up on that quickly.
“Hm, I don’t know. Maybe the fact is that you completely ignored Rengoku-san on Friday. He looked so sad when you weren’t paying attention, you know?” Shinobu pointed out. Thankfully, Shinobu convinced Senjuro to eat lunch with Tanjiro so he didn’t have to hear this conversation. She put her hand on her chin, “So, what did you do? Did you ask him out and he rejected you because you’re not in touch with your emotions?”
Even though it wasn’t true, Giyuu’s feelings were hurt. Shinobu had to be exaggerating about how sad he was. There was no way he was sad. “Shinobu-chan, I’m not into men,” he lied.
Shinobu raised an eyebrow, “Sure, and English is the easiest language to learn.”
Good afternoon, everyone! Welcome back to Wednesday (shh) where I post a chapter after a 3 month hiatus! Enjoy your food! Link here:
tag list: @amanitaknowsbest
and here's the link for Firefly Graphic's dividers
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I think we should just bring back Wungo Wednesday and start a fandom collective anime rewatch
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okay fine i’ll bring back the egg. sorry for the pun but i’ve been sitting on this for a while because i can’t decide what to name them
(thinking they/he???)
they love being warm and must be approximately as snug as a bug in a rug at all times <3
didn’t give much context before but we’re going with that the egg was abandoned in winter horns and recovered by a group of waddle explorers
there wasn’t a lot of (known) writing on dedede’s species so figuring out what to do from there was kinda hard and they didn’t really know anything for certain, but between a little research, a gut feeling, and dedede and mk already used to Parenting, they passed the egg onto them to look after and well. yeah
it was definitely a rollercoaster for dedede, to be given hope that there were others like him after all - so it was only natural he’d take it very seriously. he spends a lot of time with them and they’re very clingy because of it. he says they’re like a duckling
being so big also comes with problems because as clingy as they are, they outgrew being able to be held by other people pretty fast lol
“meta pls stop looking like ur gonna punt our kid”
anyway i guess i’ll introduce the other kid next? between the two of them uhh dedede had a very tiring few years. stay at home dad problems i guess. on top of being a king lol
he probably realized how grateful he was that kirby was so independent lol..
the real enemy is everyone (meta especially) having a busy schedule
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I need to see that Vampdrew secene more that oxigen.
Hope you have a good day!
WIP Wednesday (4/10) | Vampire Andrew AU (Part 106)
“Should I chase you around first next time?” Andrew asks. He’s clearly making a joke, but Kevin’s mind blue-screens at the thought. Because Andrew is fast. Faster than anyone or anything Kevin’s ever seen.
Of course, he’s only witnessed Andrew’s top speed a couple times, during night practices. Oh... What if Andrew were to chase him around next time? He only gets to imagine that scenario for a few seconds before Andrew is shaking his head.
“Of course you would have me chasing you around the court.” He sighs, seeming disappointed but not surprised.
“Where the fuck else would we be running?” Kevin snaps, not expecting an answer. He gets one though.
“In the woods. At night. It’s cloudy and the moon isn’t out. It’s so dark you can barely see where you’re going,” Andrew says immediately, like he’s thought about it before. And Kevin is entranced by that notion. “But I can see you, clear as day.”
“Your night vision is that good?”
“Yes.” Andrew answers, then he blinks. “Even if it wasn’t, I would be able to hear your heartbeat. It would be erratic, panicked. Like now, but… More.”
“I wouldn’t stand a chance,” Kevin whispers. And god, why is this turning him on? Is Andrew doing this on purpose? Kevin looks to him for an answer, but he doesn’t get one. Instead, Andrew pulls Kevin’s arm to his mouth and licks his lips.
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(...) You make your way over to her, spinning her chair so that she’s facing you. She helps at the movement, looking up at you in confusion. You grab both of her hands before getting down on one knee. Now she’s really looking at you as if you’ve gone mad.
“Larissa Weems, it would be my honour to accompany you on an evening of breaking up horny teens and drinking punch.” You state, grinning up at her.
She takes you in, kneeling in front of her and looking up at her with so much adoration. (...)
- Excerpt from Chapter 9: Ask her to Dance | How to Woo a Hot Principal by @softshrimpy
THIS HAS DEADASS BEEN SITTING IN MY WIPS PILE SINCE THE UPDATE DROPPED BUT WAUGHHH GOT WRECKED SOOOO BAD BY THE SUCCEEDING UPDATE AND ONLY HAD THE ENERGY TO COLOR IT NOW (no background bc im lazy & also, lol) AND HONESTLY. STILL GOING INSANE CRAZY STUPID ABOUT THE CHAPTER!!!!!! LIKE HELLO PLS THAT WAS SO DELICIOUS AND FLUFFY AND LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!!!!
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Thank you @forabeatofadrum for the tag! I should really just change the banner to WIP Thursday because I never make it on time.
Tagging anyone who wants to share (please do tag me I'm so behind in reading and I'm back in the game.)
So I've been juggling a few WIPS, trying to get one to stick and I think the one that's going to get finished is the Red, White and Royal Blue AU (working title Red, White and Royally Screwed) that I threatened mentioned. I've written three chapters so far and probably want to get most of it written and edited before I start posting. So here's a lil snippet from Chapter 1:
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"I think this wedding cost more than the house we grew up in," Cooper says, not particularly bothering to keep his voice down. "Look. Actual ice sculptures. I thought they only existed in media about people that are too rich and stupid to wipe their own asses."
"Exactly. You just summed up the royal family in a nutshell," Blaine says, beaming at a passing Duchess who blushes and stumbles a step at the force of it.
"Have you seen the cake?" Cooper goes on. "That could feed a small country."
"It could feed a large one."
"I think it cost them like $60,000."
Blaine actually chokes. And he doesn't even have a drink. A fact he's desperate to rectify.
"$75,000 actually," a smooth voice says behind them. And Blaine hates that he recognizes it immediately. The clipped, plummy tones of a man who probably drops $75,000 before breakfast on a normal day.
"Your majesty," Blaine says with a sharp jerk of his head as he turns. Beside him, Cooper offers up something closer to an actual bow.
"It's your Royal Highness," Kurt says, with a stiff smile. "Really, Blaine. I thought a man in your political position would at least bother to learn the difference."
Blaine wants to ask who the hell cares but luckily Kurt has already turned his attention to Cooper, his smile appearing to relax into something more genuine. Or at least less like a grimace. It somehow transforms him from stuck up heir to actual Disney Prince in a blink of those obnoxiously blue eyes. What a dick.
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I also read and crafted and got a lil wine drunk at a party for my aunt's bday + end of her chemo treatments and it's like??? Maybe sometimes things are good and I can spend a few hours without wanting to murder my family and without them saying something egregiously offensive or hurtful and it can be a decent conclusion to a weirdly emotional but kinda healing week?? Or at least. Peaceful? Tentatively????
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Wednesday: In my years as a schoolgirl, I had such an obsession over a boy and didn’t know how to deal with it, so I wrote him an anonymous note that said “Get out of this school”.
Xavier,turning around abruptly: THAT WAS YOU?
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i hate people who think theyre so cool for not liking or refusing to engage in insanely popular things like has it occurred to you that it might be insanely popular……… because its good?
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This is incredibly poorly done but
I have a serious bone to pick with the show Wednesday. No sources for this because I refuse to get a netflix subscription and watch it again and also my memory is dogshit and I have brain fog from being sleep deprived traumatized and homeless but here's what I know.
(also I'm sorry this is gonna be a shitty source on it but if someone else wants to put together a better post be my fucking guest because at least then people are talking about it)
In the first episode, Wednesday makes a eugenics joke. Says some kid who lost a nut shouldn't be allowed to have children. Wonderful.
The one black character I can remember is a stereotypical mean girl. Love that.
The two fat characters are Gomez and Pugsley. The show gets zero points for Not making those characters thin. The one brown character I can remember is Gomez. The show gets zero points for Not whitewashing in the year of our lord 2022 or whenever the fuck it was released.
There is exactly one character you could call crippled, an asthmatic boy that tries to kill Wednesday and then dies a horrible death. (I'm physically disabled don't come at me for reclamation)
Nevermore is completely inaccessible what with the dorms all being upstairs, so of course there's nobody that's dependent on wheels to get around. Still rude as fuck. Reeks of "bUt RaMpS wOuLd RuIn ThE aEsThEtIc" whining.
The closest we get to queer characters is Wenclair and it's queerbaiting at best. Again, it is 2022. The only reason they aren't doing it outright or giving us more to work with is because they are at best cowards.
Someone else can put together a better post with sources - litcherally please do. you don't even have to credit me for bringing it up just fucking talk about it okay? can we please be critical about the media we consume? please? pretty please?
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Adult Van Scars Edit based on a post by @teabookgremlin
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i’ve been trying to get through hoh for literally like a week now but it’s so hard bc the way my fave nico is treated is absolutely ABYSMAL and i know it only gets worse
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Song of the Day: January 11
"It's Still Rock and Roll to Me" by Billy Joel
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and when enid excitedly picks wednesday up with her Werewolf Super Strength™️ and spins her around before realising what she’s doing and Who she’s doing it with so she puts her 5’1 roomie down awkwardly and gives her a shy little “sorry” but doesn’t actually regret it one bit. then what
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failed my driving test twice, no actual friends in college, applied to a cool thing and was rejected, no bitches...thank god i'm seeing goodfellas in theaters in a few days because what do i have going for me rn
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While I didn’t have time to make them before Mid-Autumn festival, I made mooncakes for the first time this weekend and they’re so damn pretty I could literally just sit and stare at them.
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