#oh definitely

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 118

Everyone is freaking out. The titan tower was broken into, no signs of who it was, and Tim- Robin- is missing. There’s blood on the walls, taunting them, implying that Tim is going through agony, and they can’t deal with another dead Robin, they can’t- 

Meanwhile Tim is bemused, maybe a little concussed because that would explain things maybe, as he’s found himself in a living room full of books and there’s a pair of kids too? One is straight up adoption bait- wait no there’s three, with two of them being adoption bait and the third being a redhead. There’s a trio of small children there already playing by the couch he’s been bundled into. 

Where the heck is his mask- or his bo staff or any of his supplies- is that the fucking Red Hood?! No, couldn’t be, must be the concussion, because why would the Red Hood be feeding him a bowl of soup?

#prompts #dcxdp #dpxdc #Jason found lil tiny fenton siblings before he started some of his attacks #Pit latched on just as much as he did #He's a broody halfa whose ghost logic is that Tim is also his baby now #Baby took/shares his Name so therefor is part of his Fright #Is Jason a tad feral? Maybe #Are the rest of them twice as feral? #Oh definitely #Tim might have a concussion and is very confused because last thing he saw was red #Don't worry he didn't get beat up #The blood was a mixture of human and animal #The Pit when Jason is thrown in: Omg a baby #The Pit: My baby now let's go make sure you're healthy by scaring the humans and havin fights #Jason: *confused halfa noises* #Jason: I am an adult but also baby but not too baby to not adopt these smaller babies #De-aged Fenton siblings with only bursts of memories: Yeah that seems about right #Concussed Tim: But I already avoided adoption before.... :(

[nyaskitten]

hmmm... Beatrix and Jordana are scarily similar, no? Both are the weaker, pathetic counterparts to a stronger and powerful individual whom they hold a one-sided grudge with, seeking to be number one. They both have extreme anger issues as well, getting very, VERY mad when things don't go their way (not as bad as Ras' anger issues though).

Both are then offered a proposition from Lord Ras, who seeks to achieve his master's goal, and well... seeing how Beatrix was just a pawn, and nearly destroyed the whole world well, I'm scared about Jordana and what she could do, to say the least...

#is jordana nothing more than a pawn to him? #definitely! #will I still be heartbroken when we get that inevitable betrayal where ras turns on her and shes distraught and dies? #oh definitely #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #raine's rambles #ninjago spoilers #also wonder if jordana is gonna use the source dragon reserves to give herself powers #iirc the set leaks from last month said she had powers

[pan-annigans]

i’ve just discovered my favorite pokemon ship is actually a rarepair and no one has been making fanart for it and i simply cannot let that stand

so heres some simple postcardshipping!! as it was coined by @galarfiend​. i have also been loosely referring to them as jacqwill (Jacq and Willow)

i wasnt ready for this to be my first art post back on this blog but we dont always get to choose that do we

#also ill be doing more of these #oh definitely #pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet #pokemon violet #pokemon go #pokemon jacq #pokemon willow #jacq x willow #jacqwill #postcardshipping #that's just a fantastic ship name i think #also im sorry for putting willow in crocs i saw one offhanded comment about it online and i couldnt help myself #a certified pan original #willow x jacq

[vtuberconfessions]

Every time I see a new graduation notice from Nijisanji, especially the ones from their most popular talents, I can’t help but wonder if the artist formerly known as Zaion LanZa feels vindicated knowing her termination and subsequent callout post snowballed into Niji being brought low like this.

.

#oh definitely #i would be if i was her #vtuber #vtubers #zaion lanza #xsoliel #nijien #nijisanji en #nijisanji #nijisanji english #niji en #selen's termination #vtuber confessions

[thelavendersquid]

Listen I know she’s probably going to try to kill the gang at some point, but Captain Avantika is my favorite NPC so far.

🏴‍☠️ “We had to rebrand the ship as The Mistake.” “This surprises me not at all.”

🏴‍☠️ Caleb: “What if we let the pirate queen tie rocks to our feet and we’re dead?! We just have to do this! We can kill them later!” Fjord: “Agreed.” The disembodied voice of a still-invisible, grinning, Avantika: “Agreed.”

🏴‍☠️ “He is certainly a collection of adjectives, I’ll give you that.”

🏴‍☠️ “His bailiwick, apparently, is being curious and clueless.”

I just love her 😂

#is she going to try to kill them all? #oh definitely #do I love her anyway? #yes #this post may age poorly #we shall see #critical role #the mighty nein #captain avantika #mighty nein #cr2 #m9 #cr2 spoilers

[popcornoncemore]

The amount of time I spend thinking about Ted Lasso is completely reasonable

#do I have part of my ap test due tomorrow? #yes. #am I still obsessively consuming every piece of ted lasso media? #oh definitely #popcornwithnate #ted lasso #I think I might have adhd y'all

[phdinreidology]

i’m a writer only in theory, but a daydreamer in reality who imagines an old timey typewriter in front of them and wrote three novels already. all the while staring at a wall

#writing #never done that #will i be a famous writer one day? #oh definitely

[alexbkrieger13]

That fall after scoring is so accurate

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0j2k7-J9d8/?igshid=ZDE1MWVjZGVmZQ==

#oh definitely

[ask-the-royal-absol]

If Destino actually went to therapy they would just talk about themself the whole time, not about their problems or in a constructive way. They'd talk about how amazing they are.

(✅)

#headcannon meme #oh definitely #I think any therapist would have a hard time with them #Destino: Listen Mrs Therapist I don’t have any problems. the only problem I have is you insisting that I tell you about my problems. #Destino: Instead why don’t I keep telling you about how great and powerful I am?

[dead-set-goat]

bowl and bowl and bowl and bowl tempered with grog with MASSIVE HANDLES because bowls bowls have handles did u know that since when do bowls have handles silly no way that;'s not a bowl thats a hellenistic amphora not a fucking getic bowl silly HUJFJHSKFUKJGHGFFJF

#I will go insane in 3 2 1 3 2 1 1 321 321 32 321 321 321 321 3 #delete late #r #oh definitely #I m fine Im jsut translating my mother's archaeology article into english #im never ever doing this again #why couldn't she be a biologist or sth at least I then I would have had more english terminology in my head to work with instead : #it's not even that heavy of a read but. but I donno english leave me alone

[amiibo-king]

it's come to my attention that a lot of people don't know about bluemaxima's flashpoint and genuinely think they'll never be able to play their favorite 00s internet games ever again so i just want to remind everyone that flashpoint is a huge internet flash game preservation project that allows you to play just about any internet flash game/animation despite the death of flash. if they've got it in their database (and they probably do) you can play it. go forth and drink in the 00s nostalgia

even if you think there's no way they'll have the game u want. they probably do anyway. when i first downloaded flashpoint i thought for sure theres no way they will have the obscure flash game i played for hours as a kid that was only even available on the internet for like 2 months in 2006. but you know what. they had it. seriously, download flashpoint

#whenever i see someone go ''oh im so sad i'll never be able to play [INSERT FLASH GAME THAT IS DEFINITELY ON FLASHPOINT HERE] again'' #it makes me want to scream #GO DOWNLOAD FLASHPOINT

[elbiotipo]

What's funny to me is that nobody cares about copyright outside the US and maybe, I dunno, Canada and Europe? For the entire third world, it's something we politely pretend is real so we don't hurt their feelings, but it's probably the fakest and less upheld concept here, absolutely nobody cares.

Some yanqui says something deranged like "um, uh, yeah, you should pay for every time you play a song otherwise you're stealing" and we just pat their head and say "claro que sí tesoro" while we download 15 GBs of movies and the local pizzeria has a mural of like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny to promote it.

#oh now that I think about it definitively Europe #Spain is draconian with copyright. bunch of losers. #cosas mias

[uncanny-tranny]

I think so many people are so deeply alienated from themselves that they have no clue how to exercise their free will and autonomy. For some, this alienation runs so deep that they are afraid of their own autonomy and humanity. It is completely understandable why one would have those feelings, but it can be worrisome.

I want to help others who feel this way, so here are small things I have done to exercise my free will:

Add "guilty pleasure" songs to playlists and actually listen to them (I have a ton of late 1990s-early 2000s music I listen to now proudly that I never listened to in the past out of shame)

Getting the décor item, bath set, bed spread, ect. in the patterns you like, even if it's "childish" (I got a dinosaur-themed wastebasket from the kids' décor section and I adore it)

Taking a new route to get to a place you go to often

Eat dessert first

Celebrate well, and often

Collect things that are "odd" or don't seem like an "acceptable" thing to collect (somebody on my "for you" page collects dandelion crayola crayons and it was so cool!!!!!!)

Incorporate one new piece in an outfit you wear frequently (e.g., a new chain, a necklace, ribbons, bracelets, ect.). Challenge yourself to add onto the outfits if you feel up for it.

Sing along to songs without worrying that you sound "good" or your intonation is completely accurate

Read a book from a genre you weren't allowed to read as a kid (comics, thrillers, mysteries, anything!)

Walk without having a specific destination or goal

Pick up a new craft without expecting yourself to master it or to ever be "good" enough. Get your hands messy.

I don't want to shame anybody for not feeling as though they have free will or that they are exempt from exercising it. However, I wanted to give ideas so that you might read this list and find your own ways to express your intrinsic autonomy and will. You deserve to be a person, to feel alive, not just living. That is what our lives are for.

#mental health #mental health support #positivity #if anybody has ideas of their own definitely include them! #i just think being stuck with this feeling that you don't have autonomy and that you ultimately aren't an equal person or a person at all.. #...in comparison to other people can be a really troubling and dangerous place to be in... #...and that isn't the person's fault for feeling that way. they didn't pluck those thoughts out of thin air... #...like i have felt that exact way all my LIFE because i have been abused for. probably 2/3s of my life... #...only within these past few years have i even FELT alive. frankly it's going to take a while to repair what i have been left with... #...so i know the feeling and i want to help others feel even a LITTLE bit alive. you deserve it... #...you deserve to take in a deep breath before slowly realizing 'oh my gd this is what it feels like to be alive' and SMILE about it #i want that for you even if it is brief. even if it is small. even if it is a whisper. i want you to feel alive #unironically getting rid of the idea of 'guilty pleasures' has made my life SO much better

[inkskinned]

the thing is that they're so fascinated by sex, they love sex, they can't imagine a world without sex - they need sex to sell things, they need sex to be part of their personality, they need sex to prove their power - but they hate sex. they are disgusted by it.

sex is the only thing that holds their attention, and it is also the thing that can never be discussed directly.

you can't tell a child the normal names for parts of their body, that's sexual in nature, because the body isn't a body, it's a vessel of sex. it doesn't matter that it's been proven in studies (over and over) that kids need to know the names of their genitals; that they internalize sexual shame at a very young age and know it's 'dirty' to have a body; that it overwhelmingly protects children for them to have the correct words to communicate with. what matters is that they're sexual organs. what matters is that it freaks them out to think about kids having body parts - which only exist in the context of sex.

it's gross to talk about a period or how to check for cancer in a testicle or breast. that is nasty, illicit. there will be no pain meds for harsh medical procedures, just because they feature a cervix.

but they will put out an ad of you scantily-clad. you will sell their cars for them, because you have abs, a body. you will drip sex. you will ooze it, like a goo. like you were put on this planet to secrete wealth into their open palms.

they will hit you with that same palm. it will be disgusting that you like leather or leashes, but they will put their movie characters in leather and latex. it will be wrong of you to want sexual freedom, but they will mark their success in the number of people they bed.

they will crow that it's inappropriate for children so there will be no lessons on how to properly apply a condom, even to teens. it's teaching them the wrong things. no lessons on the diversity of sexual organ growth, none on how to obtain consent properly, none on how to recognize when you feel unsafe in your body. if you are a teenager, you have probably already been sexualized at some point in your life. you will have seen someone also-your-age who is splashed across a tv screen or a magazine or married to someone three times your age. you will watch people pull their hair into pigtails so they look like you. so that they can be sexy because of youth. one of the most common pornography searches involves newly-18 young women. girls. the words "barely legal," a hiss of glass sand over your skin.

barely legal. there are bills in place that will not allow people to feel safe in their own bodies. there are people working so hard to punish any person for having sex in a way that isn't god-fearing and submissive. heteronormative. the sex has to be at their feet, on your knees, your eyes wet. when was the first time you saw another person crying in pornography and thought - okay but for real. she looks super unhappy. later, when you are unhappy, you will close your eyes and ignore the feeling and act the role you have been taught to keep playing. they will punish the sex workers, remove the places they can practice their trade safely. they will then make casual jokes about how they sexually harass their nanny.

and they love sex but they hate that you're having sex. you need to have their ornamental, perfunctory, dispassionate sex. so you can't kiss your girlfriend in the bible belt because it is gross to have sex with someone of the same gender. so you can't get your tubes tied in new england because you might change your mind. so you can't admit you were sexually assaulted because real men don't get hurt, you should be grateful. you cannot handle your own body, you cannot handle the risks involved, let other people decide that for you. you aren't ready yet.

but they need you to have sex because you need to have kids. at 15, you are old enough to parent. you are not old enough to hear the word fuck too many times on television.

they are horrified by sex and they never stop talking about it, thinking about it, making everything unnecessarily preverted. the saying - a thief thinks everyone steals. they stand up at their podiums and they look out at the crowd and they sign a bill into place that makes sexwork even more unsafe and they stand up and smile and sign a bill that makes gender-affirming care illegal and they get up and they shrug their shoulders and write don't say gay and they get up, and they make the world about sex, but this horrible, plastic vision of it that they have. this wretched, emotionless thing that holds so much weight it's staggering. they put their whole spine behind it and they push and they say it's normal!

this horrible world they live in. disgusted and also obsessed.

#this shifts gender so much bc it actually affects everyone #yes it's a gendered phenomenon. i have written a LOT about how different genders experience it. that's for a different post. #writeblr #ps my comments about seeing someone cry -- this is not to shame any person #and on this blog we support workers. #at the same time it's a really hard experience to see someone that looks like you. clearly in agony. and have them forced to keep going. #when you're young it doesn't necessarily look like acting. it looks scary. and that's what this is about - the fact that teens #have likely already been exposed to that definition of things. because the internet exists #and without the context of healthy education. THAT is the image burned into their minds about what it looks like. #it's also just one of those personal nuanced biases - #at 19 i thought it was normal to be in pain. to cry. to not-like-it. that it should be perfunctory. #it was what i had seen. #and it didn't help that my religious upbringing was like . 'yeah that's what you get for premarital. but also for the reference #we do think you should never actually enjoy it lol' #so like the point im making is that ppl get exposed to that stuff without the context of something more tender #and assume .... 'oh. so it's fine i am not enjoying myself'. and i know they do because I DID. #he was my first boyfriend. how was i supposed to know any different #i didn't even have the mental wherewithal to realize im a lesbian . like THAT used to suffering.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Bonus:

#good omens #goodomensedit #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #gos2 #season 2 #2ep5 #2i5i9 #smitten #you're being silly #oh they definitely smitten :))) ;) #ac

[alexbkrieger13]

Every now and then it's good to stop and reflect on how far the women's game has come compared to where it has been. We're far from there yet though. You get very aware of it when you learn of player stories like this one.

#oh definitely #strides in last decade alone are insane