#oh my god!! i know where this is from!! :DDDDD

[majorproblems77]

ITS LU UPDATE TIME!!!

AND IT IS ALL ABOUT SKY AND IM SO EXCITED :DDDDD

You know what that means! It means a long post by me! :D

Cant wait to be excited about my blorbo for like 30 minutes, so sit get some popcorn and like some earplugs cause i will try to contain my screaming but I've been waiting for more Sky stuff and I'm so excited!!!!

For point, and because I keep forgetting, all the panels I'll be talking about belong to JoJo and @linkeduniverse

Let's do this!

Alright lets get this out of the way first, I love some parallels right, So as per usual, if I need a panel from anything prior I'll let you know where it's from!

So what do you think he asked him.

Hey sir! Have you seen a guy with a big flag on his back going way to fast come through there?

Man is just like, oh yeah he went that way past the forge that your other weird fellows were at earlier.

He run, Then he hero stop. Power pose activated, target acquired. Then he run some more

Run my blorbo run!

Genuinely interested in what exactly this is, Is it a map? Is it a list of places? Is it a paper with time shift shenanigans in it?

I'm not versed in the postman, Is this normal, or did he do this cause he heard Sky and wanted him to think he was waiting?

This face has be dead. (/pos) I love him so much my dear blorbo its been too long since we saw you last.

Putting this together for 1 reason

Postman is a dick, Sky was so close, That can't be more than 10 or so metres at most. Poor man ran across Town out of town to catch up to you for you to go sprinting off into the woods, and my man is full on Olympic sprinting to deliver this mail geesus.

Also, the compulsory return of the king 🧍, Sky is the king of this pose and will not be beaten. Although Legend comes pretty close.

God the expressions in this update are top tier, Sky is just so expressive. Right now, Man is thinking why he does this to himself.

I'm fucking cackling, this art is amazing and Jojo's sister did an amazing job. Like I feel like I can hear this picture with that teasing tone that my siblings would use on me when we were younger. God I love it.

So even though Sky is looking towards Legend here, so I'm totally under the impression that Legend said Wahhhh, and Hyrule said I cant run. As Hyrule was with wars When they got split up initally. Poor Sky, man has become the butt of jokes. Im glad Four is giving them a look, He doesn't look impressed. Its okay Sky, you've got a friend in Four behind you. :D

War's is the real MVP of this arc in my opinion, Man has been in charge of the ragtag chain while Time has been out of action looking over Twilight. He's at the end of his tether.

Part of me wonders if this is going to impact his fighting going forward? Maybe he'll slip up because he's so stressed. He knows not all of them are knighted. These heroes he is with are NOT soldiers and he can't treat them as such.

And this sentence. Don't Interrupt! sounds like he is scolding rowdy recruits, rather than fellow heroes.

Which if you think about it, Sky is giving essentially a scouting report here, He scouted ahead and has returned to speak about his findings. War's is a captain, in his era he's a commanding officer. He's taken reports of this kind before.

Having a panel with Time, Wild and Twilight in Gives me more life than i think i give it credit for. (I am in the crowd that there's a family connection between these three.)

It's also nice to see Wild, like genuinely smiling.

Moving on

Hero pose again! :D

I love this man

These panels are very important to me so give me a moment while I explain.

Sky probably has her words engrained in his mind. You can see the questioning look, and thinking. "Is this going to work?"

That eternal dream That he's talking about, he knows her power is faded, but he's going to try anyway. I just didn't think he would use it to track what I can only assume is the postman.

It's really nice to have Sky's relationship with the master sword put on display. It means a lot to me and has brought me great Joy through this update.

He cares about her. And even if she can't talk to him anymore. He still trusts her to lead him true.

And this panel breaks my heart! Something inside of him probably really hoped Fi would speak to him or give him more of an indication. Sky looks so sad.

I just wanna hug him, and tell him it'll be alright. He's probably thinking about turning around at this point. Maybe he's thinking about how some members of the chain perceive Fi.

A soulless weapon.

(Or maybe im thinking too much into this)

The way his faith is restored!

Fi did lead him! She did! She's still there somewhere, and his shock! Oh my boy. My sweet blorbo,

And having used like super zoom on that last panel, MY BOY IS SMILING! :D

RUN BLORBO RUN I BELIEVE IN YOU!

(Also appreciation for the full body shot's we've got of Sky from this update, I love it so much I love him so much.)

Did I go hunting for the references, Yes I Did.

I think the following area is the area where they pull Twilight too, rather than the battle field and he then moved on from here to get to the battle field.

From sunset pt4

The pillar behind Sky has the only slant I can think of. It looks to be the same angle, but that could just be me.

If it is that location, it might be closer to that battlefield than we originally (Or at least I originally) assumed.

(If you've got any other places let me know!)

God i love him

Blorbo beloved! Is about as shocked as i am with the whole Mailman thing.

The confidence of this man is unreal. He's ready, he's moving he's going. He's going and ain't going to stop.

Me absolutely yelling at how this portal looks, it so ANGRY, But we know the Shadow is pissed right now. And if the shadow is making these portals and he's angry. I think the chain might be in for a surprise as they move on to the next location.

Which if I have to be honest. I think is going to be Skyloft. I think we are moving into a Sky arch, having had a Twilight Arc. (I also really want to see Skyloft in this universe, and there's an opportunity here. We've had more master sword things. We've had Sky content. who knows where Jojo will take this next, but I'm excited either way.)

Finally back to the chain! :D

The gremlins return :D

Wind's little 3:< face as he's thinking is giving the energy of an upcoming detective arch, He is thinking and he is thinking HARD okay.

Poor Sky. Man has been running around doing all the hard work while the rest of them just enjoy themselves. Hyrule especially is kinda like 'Ohhh... our bad...'

It's actually a kinda guilty look, maybe he feels a little bad about the teasing from earlier?

Now i gotta mention the potion thing, cause its just so damn funny not too. Sky my blorbo slow down you are gonna choke on the stamina potion.

But.

I want to focus on War's here.

And Wild too.

These two. These two are important.

Wild has gone from happy and chill vibes to Oh shit real quick.

After everything he put into the Shadow, while the shadow was injured and watched as the thing exploded. It just decided to come back or something. And Wild, here I imagine is thinking, "How was that not enough..."

Now Wars.

War's is Stood not looking at anything, In fact, I think he's looking past Time. The last thing he said was a two word scolding but apart from that he's been awfully quiet. Now he looks like he's thinking. He's closed off, protective.

The only time I can see where he does this is when he's in what I'm going to call, 'Captain mode.' So, When he's flicked something in his head that tells him he has to be a knight.

He dosent do it often, in fact from what I can see he does it 4 other times.

In order

Devine dark reflections pt 8 - when he's talking about knighthood with Sky and Hyrule

Sunset pt11 - When talking about Wild, and the fact that he's left

Sunset pt13 - When speaking to Twilight about pulling his own weight

Dawn pt 2 - when Twilight is talking about the team they are.

And now here in Dawn 7 - Where they are discussing the fact that an enemy they fought escaped or survived.

All conversations I would assume a captain would have to have with his men at one point or another. I wonder what He's thinking here. It's got me thinking.

Woah, So this took me longer than I thought. I am on the 4-hour mark now. Lmaoooo

Hope you enjoyed it! Thanks for listening to me ramble for like 20 minutes.

And just remember

Sky is the sweet bestest blorbo beloved and I love him. :D

Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

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[gurlbesimpin]

Sangwoo x female reader

Tug of war (sangwoo x female reader)

It’s been three days in this hellhole. And over 70% of the player base were eliminated. As you sit on your bed in the dorm-style rooms, you see the smart man of the group approach you. Behind him, Ali and Gi-hun. 

“Hey y/n!” Ali shouts. You smile. 

“You made it!” Gi-hun said with a calm tone. You have been separated from the group last round, and were forced to join some randoms. 

“Yes, yes i did. I’m glad i can see your faces again.” you responded.

Ali’s face showed joy and Gi-hun’s as well. Sangwoo, seemed neutral.

Nothing much. He just stood there in front of you. Looking down.

You couldn’t help but make eye contact every once and a while. 

After Gi-hun realized this, he sat down next to you. 

He gave you a look of <i know what you’re thinking> and this made you chuckle. “What?” Sangwoo said as Gi-hun and you just stared at each other. 

Gi-hun looked up at him and stated: 

“you clearly are missing something here. I’ll leave you two for a while alright?”

And with that, he stood up, and walked off with ali towards sye-byeok and the others. 

“What was that about?” sangwoo asked with a confused expression.

You couldn’t reply much. You just chuckled again.

That is when sangwoo sat down next to you. For a few moments it was quiet between you two. However, he then turned his gaze towards you and looked deep into your eyes. God, his brown eyes were mesmerizing. 

“I think gi-hun knows something i don’t?” 

You just sat there and nodded. 

“Well, care to share?” 

He asked while pouting a bit. 

“No no, it’s… confusing.” 

Sangwoo just looked at you like you just insulted his mother. 

“You know who i am? Confusing is my thing. I appreciate you alright? Tell me”

Eventually you gave in, nearly crying.

“Alright… i….like you”

You stated boldly. He just stared at you for a few seconds. 

“I appreciate you too”

“Nono… like.. I love you” 

With that statement, sangwoo didn’t know what to say.

He just got up and left. You just sat there hating yourself.

After that heartbreak you decided to join the group. 

As you approached them, you couldn’t see sangwoo anywhere.

Where did he go? Whatever. “Hey y/n” 

Ali shouted once more. You just nodded in response. 

You decided to sit down next to gi-hun. 

He gave you that look again. While Ali, the old man and the two girl were chatting, gi-hun took the chance to ask you something.

“So y/n… I’ve been seeing you try to get close to sangwoo. You constantly try to get eye contact and you just overall talk a lot about him. Do you, you know.”

Damn, for the “loser” (i may add that he is my favourite SG character :DDDDD))  of the group, gi-hun was damn observant. 

“Yes. I knew him before this, not well. But i did. And he still ma-”

Before you could finish your sentence, sangwoo approached the group.

“y/n!” he shouted. 

Gi-hun seemed worried and confused at Sangwoo’s tone of voice.

You stood up, 

now standing directly in front of him. Only inches away from his chest.

He leaned in and whispered into your ear: “you, me, bathroom in 5 minutes”

And with that, he turned around and left. 

You just stood there. Legs shaking. 

Gi-hun walked up to you again. “What is it?” He asked.

“Oh nothing. He isn’t mad though” you responded. 

Gi-hun nodded and went back to the group.

You decided to accept sangwoo’s invitation and walked off to the bathroom.

Got me looking so crazy right now

Your love's got me looking so crazy right now (Your love)

Got me looking so crazy right now

Your touch got me looking so crazy right now (Your touch)

Got me hoping you'll page me right now (Hey)

Your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now

Looking so crazy, your love's got me looking

Got me looking so crazy in love

As you enter the bathroom, you don’t see sangwoo anywhere.

You go to wash your hands and look away from the mirror,

While you’re washing them, you suddenly feel a Hand on your left shoulder. “y/n?”

You go to turn around but he stopps you. 

“Don’t. Stay right there”

“Sangwoo?” you ask. “Mhmmm?” you hear from behind you.

“What are you doing?” 

He chuckles. 

“Nothing. just like seeing you from behind. You can turn around”

This made you blush hard. As you turned around, you see him.

Just standing there, but without a shirt. Wow. 

(  ;)))))))

He could see you facial expression. 

“What? Just wanted to wash up a little bit…”

You could barely focus on his words. He realized this. And loved it. 

With a smirk he said: “your turn” 

You followed his orders. You slowly unzipped your tracksuit shirt.

After seconds you were just standing there in sweatpants and a bra.

He liked this. Slowly walking up to you. 

Before he stood there. Only a few inches away from you. 

He slowly moved his hands towards your collarbones. 

Then to your shoulders, moving the straps from your bra down 

And pushing it over your breasts. Now you were half-nude and his eyes light up. He smirked and glanced into your eyes for a few seconds.

Then he moved his hands behind you, taking you bra off and throwing it on the ground. 

“On your knees” he said calmly. 

You did as he said. 

Waiting for another command, you just sat there. But he didn’t budge.

You decided to take manners into your own hands and slowly pulled down

His sweatpants and boxers. 

After pulling them to his knees, you looked up so see his rock-hard erection. You gasped at the size and he chuckled.

You sat there just staring before slowly leaning in and taking the tip in your mouth. This was rewarded with a heart-melting moan from him.

As you continued to take the rest in and please him, he grabbed your hair,

And motioned further. But not softly, also not rough. Just perfect.

After less than a minute though, he became bored and pushed you off him. You looked disappointed but he pulled you up on your feet, 

And spun you around. 

After a quick shoulder rub, he pressed you down on the sink,

And started to remove your bottoms. Now you were only in underwear.

He leaned over you and covered your neck in kisses.

Simultaneously moving his hand up and down your thighs.

Then moving his hand and fingers across your covered crotch.

“I’ll continue if you stay quiet”

He states. You quickly nod.

Then he pulls down your underwear, still kissing your neck in the process.

He moves his hand up your thigh and lifts one leg up, leans it on the sink,

And uses that hand to move towards your genitalia. 

He stops right before your clit and just waits. After a few seconds,

He starts to rub figure eights on it while whispering filthy things into your ear. In response, you moan quietly.

“You’re a slut, you know that?”

He says. This turns you even more on. 

He continues his assault on your clit until he’s had enough.

His hand moved away from your clit and up your thigh until it’s gone.

You stand there nearly crying from lack of contact, before you fell 

His tip right in front of your entrance. 

“Are you ready?”

He asks. “Yes. please. Give it to me”

You respond.

As he slowly glides into your soaking entrance.

You both let out silent moans. You wish it could be louder, but it can’t.

Not now.

His paste is slow and steady at first.

“Fuck-” you hear him whimper in between thrusts.

“F..faster” you said.

He does exactly that. You never thought that all this pleasure,

Could only come from him. It was godlike. 

Now his thrusts were fast and rough. Just perfect. 

To send you completely over the edge, he moves his hand towards your clit again and starts his assult. You look up in the mirror for a brief second to see the man sweating, mouth agape thrusting in and out of you.

Not to long later you feel your orgasm approaching. 

“S...sanwoo, i’m gonna c-”

You couldn’t even finish your sentence before it hit you. 

An unreal feeling of pleasure exploded within you.

With his other hand he quickly covered your mouth to shut up your loud moans. 

He fucked you through your orgasm while he was close to reaching his.

After you become more quiet he removed his hand from your face.

“Don’t you dare fucking move, whre do you want me to cum?”

He asks.

You take a second to answer.

“Inside m..me”

You manage to muster as you are being completely overstimulated.

“O..okay” He says as he continues. 

Not even ten seconds later he speeds up more, and more,

Until you feel him stiffen and warm seed spilling into you.

As he slowly pulls out of you. 

“Fuck” he says.

The both of you just stand there coming down from your high.

After a few minutes, you both throw on your clothes and head back out.

As you walk to the group again, you see them staring at you.

“Hey guys” you say.

No one answers except for ali. But only with a smile.

Gi-hun then starts bursting out in laughter.

“W..what?”

Sangwoo asked.

Then you realized, he still had a boner.

That is what gi-hun was laughing about.

“At least you’re being a goddamn comedian about it. Appreciate that.”

Sangwoo said.

#squid game #sangwoo #smut #sangwoo x y/n #squidgame smut #sangwoo x reader #sangwoo smut

[kai-harada]

OMG ok how about kakyoin and Josuke 4?

Kakyoin

Do I like them: ABSOLUTELY, he’s such an interesting character!!

5 good qualities:

1. I love seeing him figure shit out, and just his creative solutions to stuff!! I think about how he beat Death 13 by getting his stand inside Death 13’s head and everything a lot. ALSO his gaming against Telence D’Arby

2. His loyalty, just how dedicated he is to sticking with the crusaders. That moment when he decided to join them and mirrors Jotaro’s words back at him was just :’))

3. Kakyoin goes h a r d sometimes and tbh it kinda slaps ngl!! It’s such an interesting contrast between here’s this polite albeit blunt dude who’s very loyal to his friends, but also if you piss him off he will fuck you up and I think that’s very Cool of him :))

4. His bravery. God the fact he confronted Dio at all speaks volumes about Kakyoin, Kakyoin knows exactly what Dio can do and has dealt with the pain that Dio has inflicted upon him, but he still stands up to him and fights him. He’s a tough kid

5. I love his character design in general aksksks His red wavy head flop bang(?) and his epic gamer sunglasses are Great and I want to steal his earrings

3 bad qualities:

1. Sometimes Kakyoin goes too hard, like maybe feeding shit to a baby isn’t the Best thing to do?? Every time I remember that scene I gag

2. Bruh whyd they have to take him out for a good chunk of the story?? That’s not his fault but damn. It’s like well he’s in the hospital OH NOW HES BACK, and now he’s Dead. Like ok

3. Is a gamer😔😔😔

Favorite episode/etc.: Ok BESIDES THE ENDING, the episodes with him fighting Death 13. Just I loved the horror elements of those two episodes but also like I said above, seeing Kakyoin figure shit out and how he defeated Death 13 was So Cool, like those episodes were really for him to shine in imo

OTP: Ehhhhhhh I wouldn’t call him and Jotaro an OTP but they’re fine? Him just being alone romantically is also really chill

BROTP: Him and Polnareff!!

OT3: This is Platonically and in a brotp way, but him and the crusaders in general :’))

NOTP: Any Adult and also Ryoko🤢🤢

Best quote: When he told Polnareff to attack the canteen and Polnareff was like “why don’t you do it???” and Kakyoin was just like “Because I Don’t Want To” hdjdjfkk

Headcanon: I’ve said this before but I really headcanon him as autistic. Ngl, his backstory of feeling isolated from his peers and being unable to connect with other kids and everything reminded me of when I was a kid. Also like how he starts listing facts about the countries he’s in to the other crusaders, like warm cola and what not. It’s nice thinking that maybe like cultural anthropology is a special interest of his :) He just reads as autistic to me in general tbh which makes me smile

Josuke

Do I like them: YES, ONE OF MY FAVORITE JOJO CHARACTERS!! He is my Favorite JoJo, he’s so good and I love him so much :’DDDDD

5 good qualities:

1. THE FACT THAT HIS STAND’S MOST UNIQUE ABILITY IS HEALING AND WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT JOSUKE AS A PERSON!!!! ITS JUST?? Like when Jotaro says how much of a gift Josuke has in a world where people just try to crush each other or smthn is just so👌👌😭😭😭😭

2. I love how he can go from angry to goofy in like a couple seconds lmao

3. How he interacts with Koichi and Okuyasu, any episode that has a part dedicated to their friendship is always So Good

4. Maybe this sounds weird, but I like that he’s Just Some Dude in a lot of ways. Like beyond his stand, imo he’s very relatable, he’s just an easy character to connect with I think which is Neat

5. He’s Just A Good Kid Tbh, every time I see Josuke I smile, he is just Good :)

3 bad qualities:

1. Bruh, turning someone into a book is kinda hardcore (but then again Terunosuke did hurt Tomoko so y’know)

2. I remember wishing in the beginning he was more cognizant that Shigechi is just a middle school kid, like yeah he’s being a brat, he’s a child bro

3. Doesn’t like turtles >:( /j

Favorite episode/etc.: The Shigechi’s Harvest episodes and the one where him and Okuyasu go to Tonio’s restaurant, I love seeing him be goofy with his friends :’))) ALSO the one where he fights Yuya holy shit the Motorcycle Scene!!

OTP: Him and Okuyasu are p Neat

BROTP: Him and Koichi and Okuyasu, the Dudes

OT3: I don’t think I have one??

NOTP: Any adult yet again, special note to Rohan, not only is Rohan an adult but they also hate each other’s guts, I Despise that ship

Best quote: How he reacts when Okuyasu comes back to life, just he loves his friends so much and it’s so good😭😭😭😭

Headcanon: Him and Okuyasu sometimes have prank wars with each other (nothing crazy like the YouTube shit, I mean genuinely fun silly stuff y’know?) Koichi prefers just watching from the sidelines, always with a smile on his face and/or a look of concern akskd

#uppertwist #asks #thank you so much for the ask pal!!

[bitsandbobsofwriting]

:DDDDD !!!!! oh god poor merlin but holy shit this is everything I could have wanted and more!!! thank you so so much for doing this request and all the angst that comes with it, i can't wait for the next part :D

(Referencing This Fic)

YAYAYAY!!! I'm glad you loved it!! I LOVE hearing from original requesters, it's a lovely huge serotonin boost (as are ALL messages if I'm being honest).

The next part is all about Merlin's medical recovery (withdrawal, gaining weight, etc) and the beginnings of his trip to the Druids to sort his power out, whilst basically everyone else is being all teary and blaming themselves😅

It should be with you in a few days!!

~

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[dingdongitsbees]

since u like getting asks abt ur works im gonna keep it coming when i can HAJSHAJAJAJAJ I JUS LOVE IT SO MUCH LIKE-

the first time i came across this work was at 12 midnight then i binged read it til like 3 am HSBQHQHABAHAH i was screaming, crying, laughing, jumping, and throwing up at each scene THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE A QUIZ THAT DAY so like a took a nap, went to online school then got 18/20 on the quiz i didn't study so much for bcos i was busy thinkinv about black eyed susan HABAHAHABAHAHA and i rmbr thinking like, "maybe this work is good luck, this is why i got a high score HAHAHAHAHAH" then from there on i was super looking forward to ur updates (THIS IS NOT TO PRESSURE U OR ANYTHING BUT YOU JUS REALLY MAKE MY DAY AHDHQHDHAK)

THEN MY FIRST THOUGHTS AS I READ IT WAS LIKE "damn one of them gonna die am not ready for that." THEN WAS LIKE "HOLY SHIT THEY DIDN'T DIE BUT MANY DIED" HAHAHSHQHAHAHA idk how to explain but HABAHAHAHAHA i remember thinking i hope sasha and connie doesn't die then i remembered that hunger games doesn't work that way so like tears. but like now, since this arc follows catching fire (i think???) my tots are mostly praying for the characters to be alive HAHSBQHAHAHAHA ion think its possible tho

i also read abt what the other anon said before (IM SORRY I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO) about how yn is peeta and levi is katniss but not really cos their characteristics are different as well. i also thought of jean as finnick and was like " :DDDDD FUCK" but knowing you, you might do something that'll make me scream since i cannot stress how much you're good at writing your stories to the point i lay at night thinking abt it like "damn they kinda hot, i hope when porco dies, he gonna die a handsome death as well" HABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IDK lowkey scared you might actually make levi or yn go through the peeta mode where zeke brainwashes them or smth IDHSKSUSJQJQ

SORRY FOR MESSAGING LIKE THIS NOW, i followed you for a long time now and just thought of how dry my messages were and was like "yo give more hype, bestie deserves it"

HEHEHEHE that's all (probably not since i haven't done my second reading of the latest chapter HAHSHAHAHAHA) sorry again if i spam u love you mwamwamwa

bestie i literally i love you

but oh my god 😭 i would lecture you on having a better sleep schedule and preparing for school but i literally could not be more hypocritical if i tried, i stayed up till 6 am to finish one the chapters one time im a full ass idiot 😭 but my work obviously paid off cause clearly i 100% got you that score BES is a good luck charm for SURE (except for everyone in said fic)

oh my god there were actually quite a few people who were so sure more than levi and reader were going to survive in the first game and i felt so bad but also not at all gdhuiwnd i remember i got a comment going like "falco and gabi are going to survive right? RIGHT?" and there were a few people who hadn't seen or read hunger games so they weren't prepared so you were very much not alone lmao 😭

also literally why did they make PORCO that HOT i swear to god i literally wasn't prepared, i didn't have time to mourn i was SIMPING he did not look that good in the manga 😭 but mappa i thank you dearly 😏 and actually this is only a slight spoiler but hardly at all, he will be a bit more relevant as a character as time goes on! especially since reader killed marcel and all...

and haha peeta mode 😀 anyway-

also dont worry omg im just happy youre sending these asks they make me so happy pls and sorry it took so long to reply to this one ✋

but thank you so much hope you have a BANGIN day bestie

#hot #def going to throw in some deaths dont you worry #it is also hilarious to me i keep referencing the peeta incident cause you wont know how true it is or to what to degree until its too late #i know tho and im very excited 😇 #and i mean you guys basically got a bit of it anyway since levi choked her a bit and all #true love right there! #black eyed susan #moots: fleur #personb asks

[faerielleart]

who is here for a really bad and random high school au that is completely self indulgent yo

in which levi loses a bet with erwin and mike and is forced to audition for their school’s production of les misérables, he tries to mess up the audition but somehow he still sucks less than everyone so he ends up getting the part of marius??? and he can’t quit because it will influence negatively on his grades??? idk imagine levi reading the script without knowing shit about the play and reading all the cheesy lines for the first time and him hating every single thing about this situation until the first day of rehearsal where he meets the person who will play cosette, his weird schoolmate hanji who shares some classes with him who is always spending time in the school laboratory to do experiments and shit and oh. Oh.

at first dude wants to Scream because he just can’t bear the thought of acting like a booby who is madly in love (quoting old les mis memes from years ago here) with this wEiRdO who somehow has a pretty fucking amazing voice and wow maybe this weirdo,,,,, isn’t a bad weirdo. how bizzarre

Maybe just maybe as the days go by they start spending time together because hey! Looks like they are polar opposites but at the same time they have SO! MANY! things in common!!! and they eventually use rehearsing as an excuse to spend even more time together! and they bond over the fact that they’re supposed to play characters who are SO distant and different from how they are irl and levi finds out that hanji tried to audition as a joke but got the part bc she can actually S I N G like an angel and has a really solid head voice and range despite being a mezzo and cosette needing a soprano bc her parents forced her to take lessons, while levi despite having a decent singing voice actually had to have the songs lowered a lil bc bby is a baritone in a tenor role and has never had lessons and can’t support all the notes but fear not! Hanji offers to teach him some tips and tricks and whoops now they’re spending even more time together

And maybe just maybe it becomes easier for levi to sing “in my life she has burst like the music of angels, the light of the sun, and my life seems to stop as if something is over and something has scarcely begun”, maybe it comes natural for levi to stutter his line in “a heart full of love, a heart full of song, i’m doing everything all wrong” because?? he is looking right at hanji’s really pretty brown eyes and he can’t concentrate?? and he hates feeling like this lmaooo like sweaty palms butterflies fast heartbeat,,,,, boi is in love and he doesn’t realize it he just thinks he’s constipated

anyway let’s spice shit up and add erwin to the mix! erwin knows hanji, they’re childhood friends and they actually met through their singing lessons, the dude who was going to play enjolras gets idk chicken pox and the director is frantically looking for a substitute, levi wants to get back at erwin for making him audition in the first place (it’s all in good faith tho it’s a joke and they’re best friends dw he just wants to have a lil revenge) and suggests erwin, not knowing that he and hanji know each other and that he actually has been trained in singing so yeah erwin gets called for a last-minute audition and dude SMASHES it the director’s crying tears of joy they found their authentic tall hot blonde enjolras who looks like he’d be a great commander and people would die for him (;DDDDD) and during rehearsal levi finds erwin and hanji chatting like old friends!! and dude’s like wtf do u know each other??? and hanji says hell yes we studied together since we were children :D and just because i am huge huge erumike trash lemme say that mike got a lil part bc they needed ensemble members and he got to play grantaire so yeah enjoy both e/R and erumike there we go erwin gets to act with his boyfriend!! and they both watch levi and hanji during rehearsal and see how they obviously pine for each other but are far too oblivious for their own good so they decide here and there that they must get those two together bc it’s exHAUSTING to watch them stare lovingly into each other’s eyes and hold hands and kiss and then brush it off saying “it’s just acting we literally have to play a couple”

anyway the day of the show is here ladies and gentlemen levi is nervous af but doesn’t show it, he has to act like a lovesick fool in front of the whole school, the students, the teachers, the parents, EVERYONE and oh my god i hate it here might become his gratuation quote but all he needs is hanji backstage who squeezes his hand and whispers “can’t wait for you to sweep me off my feet shorty” which is extremely cringy but hanji did it on purpose just to see levi get embarassed and he does lmao so yeah the show goes amazingly! levi went flat a few times on the higher parts but it’s totally normal bby’s not trained and he did great everyone praise the birthday boy he deserves it

it’s after the show that things get a lil sad for our boi bc now he doesn’t have to rehearse anymore and is afraid that hanji won’t spend time with him anymore bc the show’s over :(( but fear NOT hanji plans on glueing herself to his side for the rest of the schoolyear and until they graduate and even after that and years later they’ve graduated college they’ve been living together for a while and they go to see the actual show on bway done by professionals and hanji acts weird all evening and OH as they’re going home she stops in the middle of the streets and whips out two lil matching rings,,,,,,, and says the cringiest cheesiest fucking thing in the world that has levi groaning and facepalming,,,,,, hanji says “will u be the marius to my cosette” and yeah levi just sighs and puts the ring on his finger and they smooch under the moonlight aw isn’t that CUTE and they lived happily ever after victor hugo is smiling down at them from the afterlife and patting himself on the back for helping them get together

NOW THERE’S TOO MUCH FLUFF AND I NEED ANGST TO BALANCE IT OUT so imagine this is also a reincarnation au and whenever levi sings “empty chairs at empty tables” he gets a weird feeling in his stomach and he gets really emotional singing “oh my friends my friends forgive me that i live and you are gone, there’s a grief that can’t be spoken, there’s a pain goes on and on” and “oh my friends my friends don’t ask me what your sacrifice was for, empty chairs at empty tables where my friends will sing no more”?? He blames it on the character getting to him too much but then he sees the scene where the students sing drink with me and the lyrics “drink with me to days gone by, can it be you fear to die, will the world remember you when you fall, could it be your death means nothing at all, is your life just one more lie” sound really familiar and resonate with him somehow as if he heard similar words somewhere else already, he sees erwin playing enjolras and being a commander giving orders and singing “let others rise to take our place until the earth is free”, he sees the scene where all the students get shot at the barricade and die one by one and he feels his head pulse and he has the strongest feeling of deja-vu and suddenly everything goes black and he wakes up in the infirmary with a very worried hanji sitting on a chair beside him and he really can’t explain what happened except that he feels like he just woke up from a very long dream and he feels like he fought through a battle and hanji just waves it off as him taking the stanislavski technique a bit too seriously for a high school play but the feeling doesn’t really ever go away and sticks with him even years later whenever he hears les mis being mentioned

#levihan

[renohasbigtits]

I've seen you posted a mpreg headcanon with a little bit of angst(oh I love it)..what about a mpreg headcanon for the angstiest pairing --> ardyn/ignis XDDD

Ooooooooo! Interesting!

Also this takes place where everyone lives! Ignis isn’t blind, Noctis lives, Luna lives and they get married. Ardyn lives to, and somehow,

Ardyn and Ignis become a couple? and are expecting a little one?

Tho, I don’t really like this ship, I tried my best.

Apologies if it’s not as good as I hoped...

(This does contain Mpreg. Meaning Males can get pregnant. Don’t like? Don’t read.)

(I couldn’t find a good gif of them -_-)

•No one could believe it.

•Ignis and Ardyn are...a couple.

•I mean...not that’s a bad thing.

•Ardyn changed for the better. he was given a sec- or technically thir- or whatever, he was given another chance by the gods.

•And somehow, in some strange way,

•Ardyn and Ignis got together!

•Even Ignis doesn’t how they ended up together.

•But Ardyn saids he has charm even 2000 years later. 😏

•(let’s ignore the obvious age gap)

•but again, everyone welcomed the change!

•They seemed happy.

•Especially Ardyn...

•he’s lost so much.

•him having Ignis, well...it made his life complete.

•Noct and Ardyn have...an awkward ass relationship.

•they’re related but they don’t act like it.

•Obviously after everything that’s happened, Noct doesn’t like to speak on it.

•Ardyn is still weird but he’s trying ok?

• But suddenly Ignis Announces something that shocked everyone;

•He’s pregnant :O

•and it’s Ardyn’s!

•Ardyn was shocked (but he’s suppressed his emotions for so long, he doesn’t show it) but he’s shocked.

•Noct jaw was basically on the floor.

•Then he started cursing at Ardyn.

•Ardyn was trying to calm him down.

• “Noct, Cal-

• “YOU FUCKED UP IGGY????!”

•it was awkward.

•No one really know what to say.

•Gladio and Prompto finally got up and got between Noct and Ardyn.

•Ignis was 🧍

•Ignis wondered if it was a bad ti-

•Ardyn shut that down immediately.

• “I can’t believe Ignis! I did-I didn’t think that I can have children! 

•Ardyn was excited to be dad :D

•Ignis was excited to be a da-mo-both :DDDDD

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• Throughout the pregnancy,

•Ardyn has been very supportive.

•he wants to be a great dad to his kid.

•he does EVERYTHING That Ignis would normally.

• “Ard, it’s fine, I can-

• “Don’t worry sweetheart ;) I got this relax.”

• Not that Iggy’s complaining, he’s needs the help.

• When Ardyn hears the baby’s heart beat for the first time, he gets a bit emotional.

• ”I’m not crying.” 👁 💧 👄 💧 👁

• “Sure...”

•Noct apologizes to Ignis about what happened but Ignis saids that it’s all well.

•Still, Ignis wishes that Noct and Ardyn would be on better terms.

•Anyways...

•When I say Ardyn is there for Ignis I mean

• HE 👏 IS 👏 THERE 👏 FOR 👏 IGNIS 👏

• Morning sickness? He’ll rub his back and sooth him.

• Ignis wanting food at 3 am? Say no more! 

• Ignis needing massages? He already has the lotion 😏

•Ignis is moody? He’ll give him the space that he needs.

•his clothes don’t fit? Ardyn has some larger shirts already 👕

•all around, Ardyn is very helpful and Ignis is extremely grateful.

•one fact tho, they have a lot of pregnancy sex.

• Don’t think about it too hard....

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•Ardyn practically has conversations with his unborn child.

• “Are you well? Child?” “Ya know kicking daddy is very rude!”

•Ignis can’t help but laugh.

•There so funny!

•Iggy can’t really walk as much :(

•his feet are always tired 😓

•ARDYN TO THE RESCUE ! 🏃‍♂️ 💨

• BOOM! He has a chair!

• he saids that he’s quick but really, he used magic.

•Not that Iggy cares, he’s greatful.

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• By the time Ignis is 9 months

•all eyes are on him 👀

• Ardyn is fully ready....and admittedly, worried.

•he’s worried that he won’t be there for his kid.

•Ignis assures that, no matter what happens, that there doing this together and it will be ok.

•Ardyn kisses Ignis’s cheek then his stomach.

• ”Your right.”

Well this was fun. Maybe a bit weird but fun!

Consider this you guys Valentine’s Day gift from me :D

Hoped ya like it ;)

#ignis scientia #ffxv #final fantasy xv #ignis #final fantasy xv ignis #ignis stupeo scientia #noctis lucis caelum #ff15 #gladiolus amicitia #prompto argentum #lunafreya nox fleuret #ff15 ardyn #episode ardyn #mpreg headcanons #mpreg ignis #final fantasy xv mpreg #ffxv mpreg #ardyn lucis caelum #ardyn izunia #final fantasy 15 #final fantasy 15 headcanons #mama iggy #mama ignis #father ignis #mother ignis #ffxv headcanons #ignis headcanons #gifs: ffxv #chocobros #i don’t really ship it

[wri0thesley]

i respect the way you write toji so much.. talk about having a grip on characterization omfg😩😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

AHH thank u so much anon!!! he's super interesting to me, i wanna know more about his 'mellowing out' so bad - he must have loved mamaguro so much. especially considering he just . . . went back to his old ways and went off the rails after her death? god,,,,

i love reading au stuff but i have a lot of problems writing it myself because i get so worried that i'm dragging the character too far away from the source material that i may as well be writing original fic, so really hammering down characterisation in canon is important to me so that they can feel like the same characters whether i'm writing them in a canon-compliant fic or a fic where Oh Suddenly He Is Actually A Hot Dad Who Has Play Dates With His Son With My Hot Neighbour so hearing compliments about my characterisation always makes me!! :DDDDD

especially bc it can feel so hard when you first start writing a character to know if you're doing a good job ;w;

#nat.txt #jjk posting

[whirlybirdwhat]

For the ask game, what really got stuck at my head are actually two scenes:

—Luffy's funeral in your Sea Child AU, because of all the emotional weight behind the scene where you know that it isn't the end of his story, Luffy's still chasing his dream, he will be Pirate King, not even Death or The Sea Themselves could ever stop him, but at the same time you can't help but feel the same utter despair and grief for the kid took away by the sea, that didn't get to grow like a happy kid, because now he's a truly Sea Child and The Sea isn't kind, not even to the one's it consider as its people, The Sea is cruel and unstable and ruled by its own uncaring whims. Beside Luffy himself we have still to consider Makino, Shanks and Garp, the ones left behind, the ones that, in fact, lost him to the sea, that were left with nothing deep grief, cruel resignation, and a boy shaped hole in their hearts. I'm not even got talk about how Luffy didn't even got to know about Ace, Sabo and Dadan existences, the people that had it not being The Sea's Call he could have called family, could have called bothers. Although I'm curious about what Luffy's absence mean to these three, are Ace and Sabo still brothers? Ace still thinks that Sabo's dead? Did Sabo still try to run way and ended up half dead and amnesic in the revolutionary ship?

—Ace's encounter with frnd (is that the creepy deer's name?) in the absolute darkness of the forest at a new moon, but this one is stuck with me because of the pure creepyness, horror and fear present in the scene. Like, the scene begging with the mild horror of the entire series that at this point became the new normal for us readers: The Forest™; then, out of nowhere and with no previous warning it's a new moon, what we were already warned about the dangers of, being said that not a single one of the feared demons of the east spend that night outside, and Ace is spending it in The Forest™, The Heart of East Blue, where all the Darkness is at it's strongest; and like it wasn't enough the creepy deer skeleton who kept been mentioned through the chapters suddenly is alive, and it's the worst thing in that forest, it's God, The Darkness, The Forest itself, and it's so great of a being that from just speaking with Ace, the kid's practically being killed from the inside out; and Ace's left alone with a uncaring God saying creepy and vague nonsenses that are literally killing him from the inside in the middle of The Forest Where Nightmares Are Born at THAT night of the month where The Darkness thrive and the demons themselves hide and all you can do is keep reading with a growing uneasiness and sense of dread and horror about all the situation at hand.

Sorry about the ridiculously big ask, it's just that I have a lot to say about your works and break down and explain writing is difficulty to do with just a few lines.

HI PLEASE DO NOT EVER APOLOGIZE FOR THE RIDICULOUSLY BIG ASK I AM 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ RIGHT NOW!!!!!! thank you so very much oh my gosh.

till the sea's first bit has always been a bit of pride on my part because im so very happy how it turned out annd im just. so happy the emotional weight to that scene got through and that it stuck with you!!!

Although I'm curious about what Luffy's absence mean to these three, are Ace and Sabo still brothers? Ace still thinks that Sabo's dead? Did Sabo still try to run way and ended up half dead and amnesic in the revolutionary ship?

as for this - keep in mind that luffy died when shanks was still at fuusha village!! luffy hasn't met ace and sabo at all, so any effect he may have had on their story is gone now. And this has some big effects that you'll see in..... i think 3 chapters??? maybe 5?? its gonna be fun i'll tell you that - my unconnected drabble series has a couple of chapters that hint at what to come - like this one!!!!

AND YES!! THE CREEPY DEER IS FRNED AND HE IS MY BELOVED <3 im so very glad that his build up paid off and that the absolute horror of his build up paid off because it is fucking terrifying. those scenes were so fun to write and i have written more (chapter 3 is up now :DDDDD) but just. frned. he's my favorite oc??? i guess you would call him, but he's just so delightfully horrible. it's darkness, its god, its death and destruction and terror, and its chasing after children in the night and its something comprehendible and terrible and the worst part?

the worst part about it?

frned is afraid of luffy. fun to think about ;D

ANYWAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JUST BREAKING DOWN MY WORKS FOR ME HERE??? its so,,, idk the word its like. very late for me, but it's so good to hear and see how people percieve my works and it makes my writer brain explode with little fireworks aha <3

i hope you enjoy the next installments of these fics!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️!

#whirlywhat #whirlyanswers #till the sea #esom #east sea of monsters #op #one piece #whirlywrites #fave #frned #luffy #monkey d. luffy #i have so many plans and so little time to write its a travestty #BUT ANYWAY <333333

[stimuliandthelike]

much ado about nothing (2011)

or i guess in other words, the one with tennant and tate. this is for future reference but also for u @jules1144​. 

a shakespeare play set up like Mamma Mia with a low budget... i am in love

apparently the way to make me fall in love with you is by being beatrice

our first impression of beatrice is witty-wine-aunt and our first impression of benedick is crazy-area-man-makes-dramatic-entrance-in-a-poorly-decorated-golf-cart and i think thats very cash money of them

“my deeeaarrR Lady Disdain... *high pitched voice* are yoU YET LIVING?” he looks so SMUG and she looks so UNBOTHERED this is such a PERFECT PORTRAYAL OF THEIR CHARACTERS

beatrice: i had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he LOoOooOOVes mE

benedick: :DDDDD

(oh u poor unaware souls)

theyre having so much FUN insulting each other i fucking love them so MUCH 7th grade me did not appreciate the absolute GOLD MINE this play was

don john: im not of many words- benedick: and yet he never shuts the fuck up!!!!!!

claudio: no i pray thee speak in sober judgement  benedick: ....why...?

benedick is me everytime one of my friends talk to me about someone theyre falling for. just: “i noTeD HeR nOT BuT i LoOKeD At HEr”. tbt when i thought i was ace

bro... bro let me... get real close to your face bro.... let me be centimeters away from your neck and talk about my evil plans bro... bro... i cannot hide what i am bro... whats that bro?... im gay bro...

BEATRICE IN A SUIT!!!!! BEATRICE IN A SUIT!!! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD BEATRICE IN A SUIT!!!!! look i had so much respect for this woman already but it increases by the second i am in awe. if i had any doubts about being gay before they have been erased. also. the correct way to communicate with your family members is definitely 100% to swing your leg over a chair and rant about marriage and mock love when really you are scared nobody will ever love u. the sunglasses,,,,, the tie,,,, the quality

okay i know the costume design is absolutely fucking brilliant here and that david tennant dressed as a slutty peppa pig is absolutely a Topic of Interest but everytime they insult each other i gain a year in my life. google how do you cope when the love of your life tears you apart with her wit and her ability to destroy people with it. 

also shes dancing AND roasting the fuck out of him. the power she has.

benedick.exe has stopped working

look. LOOK. claudio has no rights. but. BUT. the earrings and the necklace and the shirt are *chefs kiss*. yet another genius move by the costume department.

mr tennant he is moping. mr tennant u r breaking him.

therapy with Dad. 

benedick: beatrice insulted me!!! she called me a JESTER :((( don pedro externally: uhh... what would give her that idea... done pedro internally: beatrice... will she be my wife? if she will not be my wife.. i will set her up with the man she claims to loathe.. ah...yes.. perfect.. i am cupid

also i knew hes a good actor but shit he portrays benedick so well. like. im in awe of ur acting sir. i’ve never laughed so much in my life while also simultaneously feeling so sad

just talking about the woman you definitely arent falling in love with with your dad friend... just talkin about how the woman you are definitely not in love with is so poisonous and horrible.... just talking about how much you despise the woman you are falling in love with...

JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DESPISE THE WOMAN YOU ARE FALLING IN LOVE WITH AS THE WOMAN YOU DEFINITELY DESPISE (NOT LOVE!!!!) CATCHES YOU IN THE ACT

side note: he yelp

therapy with Dad part 2

just talking to your dad friend about how you are definitely not in love with aforementioned man who is definitely not in love with you either. beatrice marry me

oh fuck dad friend has asked to marry me. abort abort abort abort abort..eat glass??

the best way to deal with the fact that beatrice wont marry you is to start pairing her up with the man she doesnt know she loves yet. deal with rejection by spreading love!!!! what a dude

oh how ~dramatic~ i wonder what will happen-

I DEFINITELY DIDN’T WONDER THIS WILL HAPPEN

the Vibes. the absolute vibes. a shakespeare character in shorts and a superman (thankyou @deathly-shipper​) t shirt and sunglasses pining and monologuing away on the floor as he sips some beer from a funky straw... ingenious

benedick dissing claudio and talking about how much hes changed after falling in love but really its also foreshadowing how much benedick will change after he falls in love so hes dissing HIMSELF too... poetic cinema

the sheer chaoticness of this scene is so iconic where do i begin. three friends of benedick get together to try to get him with beatrice and spend the whole scene pretending they cannot see him while benedick blatantly runs around the place tripping over his feet as claudio waxes poetic about how much pain beatrice is going through because of her love... and how perfeCt poor benedick is for her.. how ingenious.. how despicable... i love them.

IS HE GOING TO DANCE

YES HE ABSOLUTELY IS

he will TWIRL 

he will also CRASH INTO TRAYS OF FOOD 

the piNinG

beATRICE LOVES ME??? mE??? she..loves.. ME???

beatrice: :| benedick: :DDDD

A Series of Unfortunate Events (catherine tate i am in love with you)

the fact that they shoot this like some 80s diner scene... cinematic... maybe i am gay. catherine tate playing beatrice is my gay awakening

what is even going on in this one. i have nothing but respect for all the actors involved. mayhaps when i am not afraid of tumblr crashing i will do a part 2

#im going to HOPE this was entertaining because #i loved this so much #much ado about nothing #shakespeare #david tennant #catherine tate #this is the #2011 performance

[hitodama89]

I've had a quite an action-filled week, but in like... The most boring adult-way possible. I still wanna write about it because hey, I am a boring adult after all.

Most of my time has been spent working with my balcony. I've been cleaning it thoroughtly because despite having closeable windows it gathers a ton of this certain sort of nasty "city dust" in it (more on that later). The first incidence that stressed me to hell and back was when I was washing its floor and suddenly the neighbor who lives below me starts yelling that water is leaking to their balcony. I tried to ask several times where exactly was it coming from so I could actually do something about it, but instead of giving any sort of helpful answer they just kept mumbling about their annoyance as loud as I think is possible to mumble. After I had finished the cleaning I went to their door with a package of cookies in order to apologise, but they didn't even open the door. Finally I ended up just writing them an apology letter because there wasn't really anything else I could've done. Fortunately that whole ordeal hasn't escalated any further since that.

After that it was time to try to fix the issue of the city dust. The thing is my balcony hasn't always had windows, they were installed a few years ago when the whole house got some remodeling done. Buuut the windows weren't exactly a perfect fit: between their frame and the balcony's handrail is this weird ~5-10 cm gap that has let anything from bugs, snow, rain and that dang dust in. So after suffering from it for several years I, uh, took the matter into my own hands and filled the gap with this... Sprayable, hardening foam thing, god knows what it's actually called even in Finnish let alone in English. After hardening it resembles styrox quite a lot? It should keep the forces of nature out quite well but it can also be dug out in case the landlord for some reason hates it and wants it gone. (The apartment complex is owned by the city I live in, not by some individual person, and usually they don't really care what you do as long as it is reverseable. I highly doubt they will ever even notice it, especially as I'm not planning to move out from here in the foreseeable future. And if they do notice it and hate it, they'd either ask me to take it off and/or give me a fine of some sort, which, okay, I can live with that risk.)

So I spray the foam which is again scary and weird and stressful, but I get it done. And then I take the next day to tidy it up, scraping it off from surfaces it doesn't belong to. At this point I'm tired and exhausted more than in a good long while, but I'm far from being finished! So what the heck even is the point of all this: why am I doing it now exactly? Well, the first reason is that for the last week or so it has been abnormally warm in Finland, temperature rising to heights that normally belong to June. The second reason stems directly from that: it reminded me of how much I've wanted to spend more time in my balcony during summers, but I've just had really no comfortable furniture in it. And that reminded me of a purchase I already tried to make during last autumn, but I ran into SEVERAL online stores that claimed to have the product I was looking for in storage but when I had already paid for it, they sent me an email stating that they didn't actually have it for real and that they'd return my money.

Now that the season was more optimal, I decided to try again: I bought myself a sun sofa. I don't know if that's what it actually called in English because even in Finland stores sell it under various names, but basically it's this nest-like round sofa thing with a raisable canopy. It's meant to be kept outside so it should be perfectly fine to keep it in my balcony, especially now that the stupid gaps have been filled (which is the reason I did it). It costed A LOT of money, likely as much as the rest of my furniture combined, as the vast majority of them have been bought used or as the absolutely cheapest option available. But like... I've basically had a whole small room I have barely been using, so I figured turning it into actually comfortable space for me would be worth it.

Okay, so at this point I had cleaned up the balcony, fought with the neighbor, filled the gaps under the windows, tidied the filler foam and ordered the nest sofa. The sofa had already been sent but according to tracking it hadn't moved out of the capitol area yet, so I thought I'd have time to paint the foam to make it less noticeable before the sofa arrives. I was wrong - this morning a confused post delivery man called me that he can't find my house (I don't really know how because I heard the voice of a GPS on the background) so I went out to wave at him. He dumped the sofa out of his car, couldn't even bother to lift it into the staircase even thought it was raining outside, and left. And I was like okay let's do this, let's get this bad boy into the third floor where I live!

I couldn't fit it into the elevator. I tried, back and forth, for god knows how long. Finally my hands were so shaky and weak that I couldn't even lift the sofa anymore and I have literally no clue what I would've done if it wasn't for the fact that my parents live in the same city and I could scream for them to come and save me. (I don't exactly love doing that, but what else was I supposed to do?) So until they arrived I just sat there in my staircase, sweaty as a pig and faint from exhaustion, with a god damn sofa in the middle of it all. Finally they came and we managed to smash that problem child into the elevator and inside my apartment.

And then that fucking thing didn't fit through my balcony door. Oh believe me, I had measured everything meticulously and it should've fit through; I don't know if the packaging was different from the promised or what, but there was no way to get it in. But good thing I had plans B, C and even fucking D ready! They were, in that order:

Take apart this... Metallic rod thing that prevents the door from opening fully so it doesn't hit the wall behind it.

If that fails, take apart the hinges of the door and lift the whole door away.

If literally everything else fails, open the window that goes from my living room to balcony and lift the motherfucking sofa through the window.

At that point we couldn't even start from B because the door had some really fucking weird screwheads and I had no right sort of screwdriver for it. Thank the forces of the universe my father is the DIY man of all the DIY mans and has about every tool you can ever imagine, so we had to go get more tools from their place and try again. In the end plan B was enough and we didn't have to take apart half of the balcony, but we were both sweating bullets for the whole day even from imagining having to do it.

Now the sofa is in the balcony. The next time I have to move it from there is hopefully when the city remodels the whole house the next time, which will be in, idk, 30 years or something. At least I promised my (now 60 years old) father that at that point he doesn't have to come to move it anymore. ='D The ordeal is finally more or less over, unless the sofa was somehow damaged during all of this: I haven't yet taken it out of the wrappers because I want to keep it covered during the painting of the foam. (I did do some painting already after all this, so I should hopefully be able to strip it tomorrow and stash it to the already painted corner.)

Two bonus points that gave some extra spice to all of this: I also got my first Covid vaccine shot this week (I belong to one of the risk groups because of my health issues) so one of my arms was pretty hurt even before I had to start lifting the sofa around the apartment complex. Fortunately I the very least haven't had any other side effects*! And bonus point number two: that heat wave that hit Finland? It's gone by now. There is literal god damn snow on the ground again. =DDDDD

*(EDIT: NO WAIT, I just realized that I did likely get one other side effect! Please skip this if you feel icky about health subjects, but I do want to mention it in case it could be helpful for someone else. I thought it was just because of intense stress and quite a bit of exercise, but my body has produced some period blood even though it isn't a proper time for it. My body doesn't generally do that because of my hormonal medication, but these days getting weird new health-related symptoms mostly just makes me shrug and continue my life. BUT now I remembered reading that the vaccine has been affecting people's periods by making them more voluminous, so that's actually likely what's causing it??? That's interesting.)

#hitto damn #god I first posted this to wrong blog becaue Tumblr is stupid #if anyone reads all of this Wild Adventure (adult life mode) TM #you get a pretty big internet cookie #on top of these shenanigans there are some internet things that have stressed me out #but... I think this is already very much long enough

[seyaryminamoto]

I recently saw a heavy criticism of The Beach saying "it's the single least realistic portrayal of teenagers on television: spoiled, rich kids don't actively shun Zuko for having a disfiguring scar on his face, no one tries to start shit with Azula over the volleyball game, teenagers referring to themselves as teenagers, a teen boy tells people not to make a mess, a bunch of 14-16 year-olds sit in a circle and psychoanalyze each other, everything else about the campfire scene." Your thoughts?

:’) that someone looks at the Beach and dismisses it for being “unrealistic” by whatever their cultural standards are is probably enough of a sign of the irrelevance of said person’s opinion. I mean, obviously they’re free to think what they will, but...

Fire Nation society is not American society. I’m going blind here, maybe this person isn’t American at all, but somehow I mostly see such kinds of narrow-minded criticism from first-worlders who are seldom exposed to lifestyles outside their particular, contemporary bubble of experiences. 

Now then, let’s get into the actual debate: Fire Nation society values violence quite a lot. Fire Nation society is full of people who saw Zuko’s literal Agni Kai burning scene, and didn’t look away: the only character who does is Iroh, a very obvious hint by the writers that Iroh has discarded the cruel moral values the rest of the Fire Nation upholds.

With this in mind, a boy with a scarred face might earn all sorts of “ews” from our societies, damn right. From Fire Nation society, though? If even watching how the burn is inflicted didn’t bother most of them, why would the result be a problem? If anything, I wouldn’t be surprised if people with burn scars are even seen more attractive because it implies they were caught in violent scuffles with fire and still survived? Of course, the argument might go that Zuko’s burn is meant to be a mark of shame... but it’s a mark of shame for PRINCE Zuko. For that mysterious boy with the emo haircut in Ember Island, whose real identity is a mystery? It is shown, instead, to result in this reaction:

Now then, we could say that this is meant to be a jab by the creators and writers at Zuko’s hordes of fangirls, because frankly, Book 3 has several instances of groups of girls swooning over Zuko and it might be what they were going for. In this case, though, they’re swooning over him WITHOUT knowing who he is, as opposed to the fangirls in Nightmares and Daydreams. So, while it absolutely can be inspired on the many Zuko fangirls the staff knew about, this actually ends up serving to characterize a society, a culture: they don’t think his scar makes him unattractive. It’s blatantly stated that their reaction is the opposite. So, instead of thinking “oh god that’s so unrealistic”, how about we actually stop trying to measure everything by our standards and consider that this could be an element of WORLDBUILDING...? :’)

(Also, I’m pretty sure there’s a fair share of privileged young women in our current society who think Kylo Ren was hot as hell with a huge scar across his face... are those people not real, by any chance? :’D If anything, they’re living proof that girls swooning over a scarred boy in ATLA are absolutely feasible, no matter if not everyone shares their opinion)

Continues under the cut becasue this got long....

Now then, Azula is shown to take the Kuai ball game too far. She outright causes the ball, in the final kick, to burst into flames and burns the net. Going by Chan and Ruon Jian, these kids are privileged idiots, why lie... but are these privileged idiots stupid enough to see a girl flying three feet into the air, kicking a firebent ball and then giving a foreboding speech, and say “OKAY WE’RE GONNA PICK A FIGHT WITH YOU FOR BEING SO COMPETITIVE!”???? I mean... honestly. Why would anyone do this? Azula turned an inoffensive Kuai ball game into a battlefield singlehandedly: THIS, as well, is meant to be a display of characterization. That people don’t take the game so seriously, that they wouldn’t pick a fight with her because she’s dangerous or because they just don’t care as much as she does... it’s characterizing Fire Nation people every bit as much as it characterizes Azula.

Azula and Zuko are both shown reacting in ridiculous ways to casual things in this episode: Azula takes the game too far, potentially stages the burning down of a house in retaliation for being rejected by a boy, Zuko is hysterical and jealous and snaps at Mai over stupid things... it’s, again, a matter of showing how poorly adjusted these characters are. They’re not normal kids. They DON’T behave like normal kids. Normal, privileged kids in the Fire Nation, are kids like Chan and Ruon Jian. The episode literally gives you the chance to see Fire Nation society for what it is, in a way no other episode does... and because it’s not like our societies, it’s somehow wrong?

... Also, teenagers referring to themselves as teenagers is somehow unrealistic? I mean... is it nowadays? I don’t think any teenagers had a problem with saying they were teens in my youth :’DDD literally remember MCR released a song called Teenagers and a lot of us loved it to pieces. What exactly is so outrageous about it? Might be that this worked better in the mid-00′s, but I hardly think this makes no sense? Aang refers to himself as a kid earlier in the show, is that unrealistic too and worth rebuking a whole episode over? Are all teenagers supposed to be pretending to be grown-ups, like so many 16-year-olds on Tumblr who always talk like they’ve figured out the world and try to impose rules on fully-grown adults upon whom they have absolutely no power? :’DDDDD Yeah, I think this particular point is a stupid thing to make a fuss over. Honestly, it is.

Chan tells people not to make a mess = unrealistic. Ha. Did this person ignore his reactions at the chaos Azula, Zuko, Mai and Ty Lee caused in his house? “YOU BROKE MY NANA’S VASE!!!”, anyone? Like... I’m sorry, but this IS characterization, yet again! This shows Chan is a spoiled brat who wants to stay in his family’s good graces. The party isn’t at all as crazy and wild as you’d expect from, again, an American teenage party... and why? Because, for one thing, Chan is clearly afraid of the consequences of too much chaos in the beach house: this implies fear of authority, of his parents, perhaps even his grandparents. 

For another, again, FIRE NATION SOCIETY: what does this clever critic know, by any chance, of Nazi Germany’s Hitler Youth? I’ve watched a few documentaries about it, and basically if you were a boy and you weren’t in Hitler Youth, you were no one. You were worthless. And what happened in Hitler Youth? Conditioning to the extreme. These kids were taught all the alt-right ideology that Tumblr despises, and they were made to believe it was an undeniable reality. Were there cases of kids who didn’t like it, kids who didn’t approve of it? Surely. But the general idea of Hitler Youth was to educate every kid to behave in the way Hitler considered appropriate, to the point where “the notion "Germany must live" even if they (members of the HJ) had to die was "hammered" into them.”

This is, of course, an extreme example and I’m sure Fire Nation education wasn’t that extreme because we saw it for ourselves, it’s not. But a slightly milder version of it? That’s absolutely feasible and consistent with what we see in The Headband. Therefore, kids getting high and drunk at a party? Maybe that kind of thing simply DOESN’T happen in a Fire Nation party? :’) Maybe they’re taught that those kinds of things are off-limits to anyone under a certain age (or outright forbidden, might be the case with drugs), and as they live in a tyrannical society that priorizes the Fire Lord and his decrees above all else, where his word is treated as that of a god, even mischievous teenagers refuse to act out? :’D oh, what an implausible concept, this just can’t possibly make any sense! Hitler Youth is unrealistic too!

Lastly, that a bunch of kids would sit in a circle psychoanalyzing each other seems implausible to this person is actually laughable for me. Not only have I constantly found myself, from my early teenage years to current days, serving as some sort of unofficial therapist for many of my friends, who share their woes and ask me for advice (whether they’ll heed it or not), most importantly, I once had an experience with a friend, back in high school, much like what happens with these kids in The Beach, after I’d spent years doing a lot of post-depression introspection. I shared a lot of stuff I didn’t often talk about, and beats me WHY I felt completely comfortable sharing it with my friend that day, but I did. She understood me, listened, offered her opinion, and we talked about her problems too. This happened when I was 15-16. If this person has never experienced such situation... why, that’s not anyone’s business. But it’s certainly not their business to determine this just DOESN’T happen, to anyone, ever. I can safely say it does, to people who do have problems and who sometimes just need a friendly shoulder to rely on. Maybe this critic’s life is just so perfect they’ve never had to share their woes with anyone else :’) I’m afraid that doesn’t invalidate those of us who are different, and it doesn’t invalidate the possibility that those four could talk, as they did, without breaking characterization, in the scene of the fireplace at the beach.

ANYWAYS...

Saying that a show about a group of kids who save the world and then effectively become leaders of such world, facing very little opposition in the process, is unrealistic because “teenagers aren’t like that becuase I wasn’t like that as a teenager” may be one of the most ridiculous and shortsighted things I’ve seen in this fandom, AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF RIDICULOUS AND SHORTSIGHTED THINGS. A person’s experiences are NOT universal, regardless of how widespread their culture may be. More importantly, fiction does NOT have to abide by rules established by our current society’s state and cultural values. ATLA, as it is, is a completely different world from our own, regardless of its inspiration in many Asian cultures.

I, personally, find it a lot more unrealistic that Fire Lord Zuko can become Fire Lord without much in the way of visible protesting or boycotting when he was a banished prince who didn’t even win in his Agni Kai against Azula since it’s Katara who ends up defeating her and, as far as the rules go, Azula technically won even if not in the most dignified of ways. I find it even more unrealistic that LOK tells us Zuko was Fire Lord successfully for 70+ years and the Fire Nation has been fully reformed into a non-warmongering country despite the 100+ years of indoctrination started by Sozin’s rule. That this gets swept under a rug, not only in the neatly wrapped finale that leaves a thousand unanswered questions, but in the sequel show that merely confirms Zuko succeeded and shows NOTHING of how he managed to reform such a fucked up society...? That is a thousand times more important to me than “privileged kids aren’t acting like privileged kids OMG!”. Honestly, you want privileged kids abusing all their privileges in our society? Go watch Gossip Girl, I genuinely recommend it. You want something that proposes a completely different possibility and a glance at what a society guided by a tyrannical dictator looks like? Feel free to watch The Beach again with a completely different focus and MAYBE you’ll understand what the writers were going for.

If this person happens to see my answer, I hope they learn that worldbuilding, for a storyteller, entails CREATING a world that isn’t necessarily like the one we’re familiar with. There are multiple layers to such a world, and society and culture are some of them. Not all cultures and societies work the same way, which is part of why sometimes you’ll find behaviors from people who belong to wholly different cultures and wind up perplexed because whatever they’re doing is completely unfamiliar for you. Are there any universal behaviors in humans? Maybe! But in a work of FICTION, even the most universal of behaviors can be changed, deleted, altered however the writer sees fit! :’D it’s not a novel concept, and as far as logical fallacies are concerned, this show features a whole slew of those that have nothing to do with this peculiar sense of “realism”, fallacies that absolutely can and should be called out. Namely, things that contradict the internal logic of the show, rather than things that are incompatible with OUR world. Portraying a world that’s very different from ours, on virtually every level you can think of? That’s called creativity, not lack of realism. Please learn the difference.

#anon #... excuse me #but I got really unnerved by this one #just wtf #if this is supposed to be some sort of important critic #rather than a random someone on Tumblr #please don't ever watch anything they do ever again #realism ffs #BELIEVABILITY and realism are not the same damn thing #and solid worldbuilding requires the former not the latter #god I'll just #go chill #why #just why

[chaoparty]

animal crossing switch wishlist

everyone’s doing it so why not!! these aren’t necessarily things that can all realistically be in the game but things that would be enjoyed none the less!!!

SO HERE’S THE WISHLIST NO ONE ASKED FOR DLKFGNJDKLGDFGL

 more villager species! in new leaf we got the hamster and the deer, let’s have some more! bats have been a popular request, maybe more sea animals & reptiles?

more personalities! likewise, we got 2 new personalities last game, smug and uchi. maybe we can have a always in the books type? keep to themselves but act like a know it all sometimes? could call it bookworm! they’d get along well with normal due to the more quiet side, and maybe snooty because of their superior attitude.

BRING IN EVERYTHING FROM HAPPY HOME DESIGNER this is a given really. they started to do that with the new leaf welcome amiibo update BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH I TELL YOU!!! the absolute customizing was TOP NOTCH!!! so in addition to that...

character customization from the start they can still make it to change we have to go to shampoodle to get it changed afterwords, but being able to pick your eyes, hair and skin from the start is IMPERATIVE! i mean who doesn’t look up the guides to get exactly what they want anyway?

bring in aspects from pocket camp! they introduced so many great things with pocket camp, and though i know bringing that all into the switch version would ruin sales for the mobile game, the idea behind a camper, amenities, crafting, (will touch on that) fufilling requests, and all the events, it’d be nice to see some of these fun things brought into the main game. ...  ESPECIALLY THE FURNITURE HHHH;;;

crafting! now before you panic, in no way do i want what’s in pocket camp, but the idea of having materials to craft specific items or as an alternative to purchasing them or just incorporated in some way sounds like a lot of fun!

villager house decorating! not in the same way we could do it willy nilly and whenever in HHD, but say it’s a random event when you’re closer to a villager, or there’s a building where you can at least offer your services once a day maybe through nook. it’d be a nice inclusion and bring more customization to your experience!

better town customization i think by now they realize the absolute joy we get out of having control in customization! being able to have more public work projects and being able to have a proper interface like in HHD or pocket camp so that we know exactly where we’re putting something down. new leaf i believe was testing the waters of customization, and i think we’re really in for a treat as far as town decorating goes. THIS INCLUDES PATHS DFKJGDKFG

more activities! imagine if we had mining, a cave entrance in the map, similar to harvest moon/ story of seasons where everyday you can mine a certain amount and get random gems or materials! depending on your picaxe level, you can get better things! COOKING OR BAKING! LET ME MAKE FOOD god can you imagine a grocery store i just... oooh my godd dDDdd...

the ability to influence where a villager moves in this is pretty much a given...pls reggie..... pl  s.......................

more interactivity! LET ME EAT THE FOOD LEMME EAT IT LET ME DRINK THAT TEA I’M SO THIRSTY REGGIE PLS

FRIENDSHIP GIVE ME MORE FRIENDSHIP let us do more things with our little animal friends!!! invite them to coffee!!! invite them to the museum!!! invite them to go shopping!!! invite them to gO BUG CATCHING OR FISHING!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A FRIGGIN SLEEP OVER, CALL AND TEXT THEM ON THE PHONE!!!! PLS GIVE ME FRIENDSHIP OH GOD

animal crossing amiibo compatibility! GIVE THESE GODFORSAKEN PIECES OF PAPER PURPOSE I BEG YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more plants! FLOWERS AND BUSHES AND TREES OH MY

LET BLATHERS BLATHER IT MADE ME SO HAPPY YOU DO UNDERSTAND I LEARNED THINGS

pls let me write mom back pls god i love her so much

I WANNA BE AN ANIMAL GIVE ME THE OPTION LET ME BE A FURRY REGGIE

#animal crossing #animal crossing switch #wishlist #acnl #hel p #spongebob meme about not needing it

[chut-je-dors]

1!!! 3!!! 24!!!! 25!!!! :D

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

already answered1! :D

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

oh god you’re killing me. uhhh ohhhhh oh g o d. so many of those haven’t actually been published yet......... one certain scene in Guidelines comes to mind, which is in fact in the next chapter (i’m betting YOU can guess which one it is cos you got Beta Knowledge, hahah) other than that...... uhhhh well, in ten minutes the whole scene where paul fingerfucks john (:DDDDD) for the first time, well that is. a nice scene. i don’t know if it was nice to write because editing that fic is always exhausting, but it’s a........ NICE SCENE,,, also, this (bold bits are the FAVOURITE LINES that i had floating in my head for like a year before writing this scene):

Just then there were thumps from the stairs, and John appeared under the living room arch with wild, unkempt hair, his glasses slightly crooked on his nose.

“Hi Mum! Toddletee!” he greeted and fixed the position of his glasses, looking for all the world like he’d been doing house chores all morning (he had) without caring about his own appearance (he hadn’t).

“Hello, love,” Julia smiled at him warmly from the couch and John bounced up to kiss her on the cheek, then proceeding to shake Todd’s hand shortly.

“Good to see ye both, ‘s been ages,” he grinned, and next up whirled towards Paul to give him a peck on the lips before moving onwards to David.

“Dave, me boy-o,” he said, all cheer and pent up energy, “wanna go and grab biscuits from the kitchen?”

David, understanding the word ‘biscuits’, immediately let out an excited ‘oui!’, his world narrowing down to the promise of the sweets, thus his shyness forgotten for a moment.

“C’mon, grab a hold,” John pointed at his leg and offered it towards David, a game they’d figured out almost by accident a couple of days before — and David threw himself forward with a large smile, wrapping all of his limbs around John’s leg.

“Oh no,” John whined and started dragging himself and the boy out of the living room, “there’s something so heavy in my leg — oh God, it’s too much—”

They disappeared into the kitchen, David’s gleeful and bubbly laughter echoing over from there.

‘He can’t see it, can he,’ Paul wondered idly as he stared after the whirlwind named John, watched his interactions with David, how naturally he understood the boy’s wants and needs. John, while being afraid of being a bad father, did his utmost at not being one. And he couldn’t see it himself at all.

24. favorite fic you read this year

uhhhh i’ve read so much that it’s near impossible to say,,!! but An Unofficial Introduction to the Avengersis one of my favourites, i’ve read it probably five times in the span of a few months. Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Starkis also like, SO good,,, also like, pretty much each and every steve/tony fake relationship fic i’ve read, as well as each soulmate fic, because heck, SOULMATES,,,,, HNGH

25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

soft spoken words, muttered in moments of affectionby @imaginebeatles

a fic that won’t hurt anyone. so soft. fluffy,,, romantic,,,,, y es,. also doesn’t hurt it’s been written by puck, whom i LOVE     

#yooo what's up guys #it's 1pm and i'm sitting at the kitchen table and eating breakfast and drinking YORKSHIRE TEA #AND #WRITING 5 THOMAS LANE #cos i went to see the comments in the latest chapter and was SPURRED TO WRITE #THE POWER OF COMMENTS #GOOOOOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE!!!!!! #AHHHHHH #ask game #mccartneyvinyl #answered

[vagrantblvrd]

(just because its my fav soft ship): i wish you'd write a fic with soft hurt/comfort jackael where maybe the boys are stuck together as they hide in a safehouse after a heist gone bad, michael needing to keep jack patched up and stable and both worried about the rest of the crew while just keeping themselves alive through the night

Oh my gosh, yes.

They end up in this old garage on the east side of the city, place the crew liked to joke as being part of Geoff’s mid-life crisis. (Normal people go out and buy a sweet little convertible or maybe  a bike. Geoff goes and buys a motorcycle clubhouse, because of course he does.)

It’s not in the best shape, but the only people who know about it are the Fakes so it’s safe enough for now.

Jack got shot in the arm in their escape and there may have been a bit of a bumpy ride to the garage.

(Gung-ho cops who want to take the crew down no matter what. Don’t care if it means racking up a major bill for property damage and thank God Michael decided on taking his armored Kuruma even though it’s not the fastest thing around.)

And Jack, okay. Jack’s giving him this look as Michael drags him to the lounge area upstairs and sits him down on one of the beaten up couches. Goes to get the first-aide kit someone stashed here and sets about cleaning and bandaging Jack’s gunshot wound while Jack ~gently nitpicks.

“Okay, you can shut up now, asshole,” Michael mutters, because Jack’s giving him his Pleasant smile, and Jack huffs out this little laugh as Michael patches him up.

They keep their phones close to hand because the others haven’t checked in yet and they still don’t know what went wrong yet.

Don’t know if it was plain bad luck or something else. If their target got antsy and switched things up on their own, or if there was a leak somewhere. Someone realized they were up to something or on of their allies or contacts thinking they could get something out of it if they ratted the crew out.

They don’t know, and the rest of their crew is scattered around the city with the cops out for blood and no one’s checked in yet, and who knows what happened to them?

“Michael.”

Jack, all soft and careful like Michael’s one of the strays he and Gavin go all soft over. (Jeremy too, and Ryan, even if he still pretends he doesn’t have a heart. Geoff stays out of it until one of the little bastard gets their claws into his cold lump of a heart and then he acts like he doesn’t have a wobbly kitten trailing all over him in the penthouse or a mutt chewing on his expensive shoes.)

“I’m fine,” Michael snaps, because one of them has to be.

Jack’s hurting and only has one good arm, and Michael’s a little battered, sure, but he’s got this, okay. He does.

“Of course you are,” Jack says, in the Jack kind of way where Michael honestly can’t tell if he’s being serious or looking at Michael like he’s a dumbass.

“Are you - “

Jack’s got this look on his face, right.

The one he wears when he’s humoring someone he happens to think is being especially stupid but he’s far too polite to say so to their face. (And anyone who knows Jack knows that’s a load of bullshit, because Jack.)

So.

“Jack - “

“You’ve got a little something,” Jack says, reaching out to brush at something on Michael’s face. Touch light and careful, and when he pulls his hand back there’s blood on his fingers. “Right there.”

His face stings, and Michael doesn’t remember when it happened – how it happened. Somewhere in the chaos, flying debris or something else. (There are other little aches and stings and his hip hurts like a motherfucker after going out that window earlier.)

“You mind if I take a look at that?”

Michael raises his eyebrows at that, as if Jack’s just going to let it go if he says no.

Oh, he’ll listen if Michael says no, sure. But he’ll just sit there and wait until Michael’s not so wound up to ask again. Come at it from another angle, and by then Michael will have had time to calm down, stop thinking about how close things came earlier.

“Knock yourself out,” Michael says.

Turns on the tv and finds a news broadcast about the botched heist, relaxes a little because it doesn’t seem like the cops have caught up to the others. (God knows it would the only thing on tv for the next forever if - when – that ever happens.)

Michael gives Jack this look when the asshole presses a little kiss over the bandage on his face (“Helps it heal faster.” :D)

Somehow, Jack gets him to play a game of darts -

“I’m going to kick your ass if you pull your stitches.”

“Michael, please.”

(As if he would ever.)

- and he absolutely does not get annoyed at the one-armed bastard who beats him ~handily >:DDDDD (”Jack.”)

They start to gets texts after that, the others checking in to let them know they’re okay and hiding out until things cool down enough to head back to the penthouse.

Look around and realize the garage isn’t a bad place, really, that it might be interesting to humor Geoff in his grand idea for a motorcycle club for a bit. Change of pace and all, and Jack supervises as Michael makes them a little nest out of the couch cushions and the blankets while they bed down for the night.

Jack is making plans for an arm-wrestling rematch with Ryan while Michael rolls his eyes because really? (And he totally does not kiss the bandages over Jack’s gunshot wound when the asshole falls asleep, just in case he’s right about it helping the healing along. No.)

#shadeofazmeinya #jackael #prompt fills #fic i wish you'd write meme #third time around #technically not a fic #vagrant fic #Replies

[lucy-sky]

Comic Con Berlin || 20-21.10.2018 (mostly my impressions about meeting Rooker :D)

Okay, well... I just had to make a post about this epic adventure here too. 

So, what to start with? Okay, let’s start from the very beginning. One night we were having a skype conversation with @magneto81 and for some reason we started talking about conventions. And Maggi mentioned that Rooker is gonna come to Comic Con Berlin. To tell the truth, I was thinking about European conventions for quite a long time - I have a friend from Moscow who went to a couple of cons in France, and her stories were quite inspiring. Also - ROOKER!!! So my brains immediately started to work. My Schengen visa is still valid until September 2019... I only had to earn a couple of days off (and some money)... So yeah, a couple of months later we were buying the tickets! It was absolutely unbelievable for me. Even on the plane I couldn’t believe that very soon I’m gonna see Maggi and Rooker (I was actually very excited about both these meetings :DD) I met my friend Katya in St. Petersburg and in the morning we were already in Berlin, waiting for Maggi’s train to come.

Friday was really good. I met Maggi and it felt like good old friends meeting, as if we knew each other for ages. We walked around the city, did some shopping, talked a lot, then watched Blue Iguana in the hotel... Yep, that was a really very nice day. 

Saturday was the first day of Comic Con. We had tickets for Rooker photo op on this day, and I was NERVOUS AF! Really, even my stomach didn’t feel very well - that’s how nervous i was! But after some coffee and a morning walk it actually got a bit better.

We had to stand in line for a while, but it didn’t cause big problems. We got in, listened to Billy Boyd’s pannel a bit, walked around the territory a bit and then decided to listen to Backstreet Boys pannel. 

Okay, there goes the most interesting part :DDD

So, we’re sitting there like normal adequate girls, I look at my phone and suddenly see Rooker live on Instagram. We switch it on, and we see that he’s hanging somewhere around the territory! And me and Maggi, being two silly psychos just rushed to find him! We run around the territory looking at the phone like “okay, there are shirts behind him... where are the shirts? and the sweets... Maybe here... No! The ceiling looks different! Wait, I know!...” Lol, we were sooo silly, omg! And finally we found him! So at first we were just following him making videos with our phones, but at some point I realized that I’m walking really close to him. So... It was now or never! I touched his arm and said “Hello, I came here from Russia.” “You’re from Russia?!!” Michael exclaimed and this is how our a bit awkward conversation started. Me and Maggi managed to speak to him for like 2 minutes and a half and later we managed to download this insta-live and now we have it and it’s so cool! It’s even better than a selfie! Yes, we looked like fangirling idiots, but OMG WE DIDN’T FORGET HOW TO ENGLISH and it’s already good. I’m kinda proud of us because we were shaking, but still managed to speak. Though I mostly talked about my friend Olga. She was so hoping to meet him at Moscow Comic Con, but it didn’t happen. But I knew she wanted it so much and it was the least we could do for her. And Rooker was SO NICE!!! So simple... I have some experience in catching celebs, but there were mostly Russian (and some German) rock musicians... And he’s the first like.. Hollywood star I’ve ever met! And I knew he’s cool, but I never thought he’s THAT adorable! He hugged me twice and when we were back to Katya I was shaking, sweating and overall was a complete mess, but a very happy mess :DDD We watched Rooker’s pannel (he was AWESOME) and then walked around some more until our photo op.

We were really happy that we managed to catch Rooker before the photo op, because we were totally less nervous. The photo op went very fast and of course I look like a silly happy hamster, but... who cares! He held my hand and yep... I was really happy %)

But there was one more thing. I had a gift to Michael. I drew a picture of him as Yondu ages ago actually and I realized that he probably gets a lot of much more beautiful presents, but... I still wanted to give it to him. I wanted to do it at the photo op, but it wasn’t very convenient and the staff guy told me that I should better wait for him at the place where he gives the autographs and give him my present there. I thought that maybe I won’t be allowed to do that if I’m not gonna buy the signature, but it was okay, no one told me to go away or something. 

So, I approached Michael for the 3rd time that day and I still was shaking. But I took a deep breath and gave him my drawing and a card with my city. He was very attentive, asked me about the card and I explained him about our region and my small town near the Northern Dvina river and the White sea... He listened very carefully and held my hand again, omg! He said it’s great that I managed to come from the place so far away and that my drawing is beautiful and then he was like “It’s so sweet of you, let me sign your... your... your badge!” Yep, I had leather ravager badge on my jacket (thanks to my friend Olga once again!) And of course I wasn’t against it! So he signed my badge FOR FREE, and I didn’t even ask for that, he did it just because he wanted! And then we hugged again and I was so overwhelmed!!! And my girls weren’t around (they went to buy some water) and I needed them so much, I just needed some support %)))

Finally Maggi came to rescue :DD When I told her what happened, she got inspired too, and decided to give Michael the drawing her son made for him (Yondu as well). And he was super nice with her too and he signed the drawing and wrote something like “Good job, keep it up!” It was really the best thing he could do :)))

Here are our drawings, btw:

So yeah... It was really one of the happiest days of my entire life and I still have no idea what did I deserve it all for. I was really excited about this trip, but I could never imagine that it would be THAT successful!

Michael Rooker is an amazing and adorable human being, God bless him!!!

On the second day we didn’t get hugs for him, but it really would be too much, I guess :’DDD But we managed to take really nice seats on his pannel and enjoyed it a lot :)

Also we grabbed a couple of lollipops from Michael :)))

Overall day 2 was quite relaxing after such an intense first day... But there were really good moments I’d like to point out:

We tasted Twinkies! Yep, those Twinkies from Zombieland! :))) 

 Aaaaand... We hugged Billy Boyd! Aw, Billy Boyd is such a sweetheart :))) He asked us where are we from and when me and Katya told him we’re from Russia, he was like “Oh, I don’t know anyone from Russia!” And we were like “Well, now you know US!” :DDDDD It was really cool and really sweet :))

So... Yeah. Conclusion:

Comic Con Berlin was AMAZING! Rooker was AWESOME! Billy Boyd was ADORABLE! Cosplayers were BEAUTIFUL! Organisation and atmosphere - greatness. Plus - I had a REALLY GOOD COMPANY! So all I can say is that it was one of the best weekends in my life so far. I’d love to turn back time and do it all AGAIN! :))))

Thank you guys for reading ;)

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