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jacenotjason · 5 months

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just found out i am failing all of my classes accept one, where i have a C

oh my god

#having a panic attack honestly #oh my god i wanna die #sophmore #vent #shitpost

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chipchopclipclop · 6 months

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overdue party composition jokes bc i actually shuffled them around more than once on my second run

#chipchopdraws #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 #oh my god i dont wanna name tag everyone. thats blorbo bleebus you know them #team elf > shadowheart forced to fourth wheel #team bitch <3 #and team wyll and swagdor die round 2 and the rest of the encounter is a dps race from astarion while karlach tanks every hit

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luck-of-the-drawings · 1 month

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"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #cw blood #something something cracking open a boy w the cold ones #IF THERE ARE ANY MISTAKES I MISSED I SWWWEAR TO JEBEDIAH. IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA DIE IT NEEDS TO BE DONE #ALSO RRRAAAHAHHHGHGH CAN I JUST TAKEA SECOND TO SCREEAAMM ABT HOW MUCH I LOVE SODA AND EMIZEL.. LIKE THERYE SO CUTE....#THEY ARE HOMIES THAT KISS EACHOTHR GOODNIGHT. THEY CARE SO MUCH FOR EACHOTHER. SODA LOVES SODA AND SODA LOVES YOU #do u guys remember how willing he was to share blood w his vampire bestie. like cmon. remember when emizel memorized sodas Soda Schedule.#LIKE CMON.... they just have eachothers backs so much. ouhhh my god... ANYWAY SO THE ART HUH. I FEEL LIKE I SCRAMBLED W IT FOR A WHILE #DRAWIN IS HARD..... i think i did well in the end tho.. i like the lil heart beat effects. and i hope i made soda look Suffieciently Scared #i ALSO had fun w the teeth. i however did not have fun w the walls. if i had more drugs i mightve done every brick in more detail #but i didnt WANNA!!!! this will suffice.I HOPE IT FLOWS WELL&THAT ITS CLEAR... IVE STARED AT IT SO LONG IT IS NOW VISUAL SOUP. HELP!!!#i want my comics to have more Pauses and Space and Thought and Momence. i feel like normally they go so fast. but THIS time #i think i did good.... huuoouhhhh.... comics are HARD art is HARD but i am HARDER. or something. OH YEAH I HAVE MORE ART THINGS #soda was RLY HARD FOR ME TO DRAW FOR A MINUTE..but i like where his design is now. i wanted his hair to be curly swirly.like soda fizz #i THINK thats all my thoughts for now. if u have thoughts u should spill them in the tags i looooove reading tttaaggsss #have a goodnight i gotta go to work soon. maybe. unless the casinos power goes out AGAIN. OR SEOMTHING... UUGHHH MY SCHEDULE IS IN SHAMBLES #I THOUGHT I WAS WORKIN 3 DAYS INA ROW SO I RENTED A WHOLE DAMN HOTEL BC THE JOB PLACE IS FAR AWAY.. I HAD TO CANCEL THE WHOLE RESERVATOn #annd im MMMMAD ABOUT IT!!! like ill get over it ofc BUT IM PEEVED!!!! IM INCONVIENIENCED AND GENTLY AGGRIVATED. BUT OVERALL FINE.#hope yalls weekend goes well. sleep well. if u get the chance to.

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sracha · 9 months

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lol

#rosebird #strqrock au #if you squint .#hello everyone. saw jesus today. enjoy the silly sappy rosebird!!#running out of captions thog don’t care. woman are my favorite guy ❤️😎#fighting a very perilous battle with backgrounds rn if I die I dieeee #oh my god i forgot. okay brown eyes summer in this. finally some colored contacts....THEY ARE PRETTYYYY OKAYYYY #‼️‼️‼️💣🔨#the babygirlyest raven ive ever drawn i fear...(worst thing ive ever said)#they just had the most embarassing phone call so bad that raven turned the weather channel all the way up so no one can hear her scream #“’YOU WANNA WHAATTT‼️“’ like yeah bro go crawl up to her window for a kissy rn… or I will >:|#or get your spine rearranged idk mannnn GET OVER THERRREEE!!!

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mqkoeyes · 4 months

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thinking abt them again

#ff16 #final fantasy 16 #final fantasy xvi #joshua rosfield #clive rosfield #roscest #AAHHHHHHHH #thinking abt them very sadly #i'm not immune to them #they got me by the throat with their scenes #THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO EACH OTHER AND IT MAKES ME WANNA DIE #kiss #oh my god bruh i'm so distraught #what if i kms #the way they look at each other #I'M GOING TO END MY LIFE #sighs loudly

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formerlyz · 1 year

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Ok hear me out a Daughter Daddies spin-off except it’s basically just Bobs Burgers except with the Kurusu-Unasaka-Suwa family instead of the Belchers like.

I WOULD LITERALLY WATCH THIS UNTIL I DIE

#like the hitman stuff is cool but even if it’s never acknowledged again that’s fine #I just wanna see kazuki and Rei running a diner by the sea #and Miri getting into high school shenanigans #I would say gay bobs burgers but bobs burgers is already gay let’s be real #buddy daddies #buddy daddies spoilers #daughter daddies #kazurei #kazurei in the future give me Bob and Linda vibes #like kazuki is being extra all the time and Rei’s just like oh my god #but also they love each other so much #like IMAGINE #z has thoughts #my stuff #I do hope we get a prequel or a season that picks up right after the Christmas party #or ovas of just random in between episodes #but I would watch anything else of this family until I die #bobs burgers

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teamcurtflake · 6 months

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Ok now that I think I've finished all the iterations of this that I can make, I present to you all the devolution of my brain:

Nerdy Prudes Must Curt

Curty Prudes Must Die

Nerdy Curts Must Die

Curty Curts Curt Curt

*as a special bonus*

Curtsed Curts Must Die

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nothingweirdhere · 8 months

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JUST FINISHED SEASON TWO OF GOOD OMENS. WHAT THE FUCK.

#what the fuck??????#you don’t even understand how badly i wanna @ neil #like sir EXPLAIN YOURSELF #W H Y #oh my god its gonna be so long before the next season i don’t think i’ll survive the wait #genuinely i might just die #what the fuck.#(WHY ARE GABRIEL AND BEELZEBUB THE ONES THAT GET TO RUN AWAY TOGETHER)#(i mean i love that for them but. WAIT YOUR GODDAMN TURN)#(literally just salt in the fucking wound. look at what could’ve been 😭)#good omens #jx.txt

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magnesiumxp · 2 months

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hi tumblr u get gabriel ultrkaill and among us twitter doesnt get this do i guys feel cool

#mo4 #marikinonline4 #doodles #taiyo #ultrakill #gabriel #among #lol #the day i wanna draw gabe for real is the day i DIE oh my god shoutout to people who can dra whim

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veronicathegoddess · 1 year

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thinking about him lightly choking me as we kiss and pulling away to instigate and ask him "is that all you got" and tease him by saying "do it harder or are you too weak?" or "i could choke myself harder than this" until he gets really fucking pissed and he starts choking me so hard that i can't breathe and i feel dizzy so i'm scratching and clawing at his hands trying to stop him and he looks down at me smirking and says "i thought you wanted it harder you fucking brat"

#first off #blah blah safety #blah blah dont actually do this #blah blah something something you could die #moving all #i want it #oh god oh god oh god #please #i need this #i wanna be put in my place #i wanna be forced to stop bratting #i need it #mine

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mothlau · 8 months

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modern wolfstar but sirius is a scam tarot reader at small town fairs (he got the cards from a thrift store for a few pounds, watched one video on how to read them and he decided it's his best shot at making some money to survive). cue the fair where he's working ends up in a small town from wales where, lo and behold, he keeps pulling the moon and the death card for everyone. a small child that can't be older than 5? they get the death card. an old lady who wanted to know how her tomatoes will do this summer? death.

now, sirius does know that the death card means new beginnings and it's not as bad as it seems but everyone just starts calling him names and his clientele lessens by the day because everyone finds out about his cards and how he's the bringer of death (literally no one died since he got there so he finds the new nickname a bit overkill).

he's too worried about his scamming abilities though. he just can't shake the weird feeling he gets when he pulls moon out again, even after he takes the damn card out of his pack because he's sick of seeing it (he leaves the death card in because he does find it funny)

but then, on the night before the full moon, when he's just getting ready to pack his cards and cheap props and call it a day, a farmer comes to get a reading. he's still in his overalls because he came straight from the farm here to check out the card reader who the villagers keep saying is predicting deaths on the full moon to see what the fuss is about.

sirius is smitten as soon as the farmer opens his mouth, but imagine his surprise when he hears that he's been slowly making people fear him again, after he just convinced them that he's a kind guy. and imagine his bigger surprise when the cute farmer with hay stuck in his hair and mud on his overalls tells him he's a werewolf.

#my man would be stressed because hello??? what do you mean a werewolf buddy im a SCAM!!!!#meanwhile remus is patiently waiting for him to calm down so that they can make a plan on how to clear this up #because believe it or not #its hard making business when people think you wanna kill their 5 yo child and their tomatoes on the full moon #he just wants to tend to his sheep #sell milk and make cheese hes not asking for too much #somewhere along the way sirius realises oh maybe im not such a scam after all whoops #because i did just predict meeting my soulmate through these thrifted cards hehe #and the old ladys tomatoes did die in the end but thats because the soil wasnt optimal for them and instead she started planting #*spins the wheel* pumpkins and my god they thrived #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #wolfstar au #wolfstar fic #harry potter #marauder era

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anachronistic-falsehood · 4 months

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yk at least hollywood undead's over the top party songs have some kind of sense to most of the lyrics yk. and with their older stuff they were young and new to music so whatevs quality wasn't exactly expected yk. but deuce has been writing music for fifteen years and you're telling me he only got WORSE??? this is hilarious i need to listen to his entire new album at some point this is AWFUL

#hollywood undead #did working with jeffree starr melt his fucking braincells oh my GOD this is bad <3 #blasting some of hu's party songs rn they slap so hard #i made a playlist of just hu's club/party songs and i wanna do the same for their sad/emotional songs and their harder songs #hu has three genres: fuck nasty do drugs; kill kill murder die die death; and then whatever the Bullet trilogy would classify as

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watchyourbuck · 8 months

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listen toME fic where: after the casino ep Eddie corners Buck while they’re still dressed up & just kinda “you were really good out there, y’know?” while holding him by the lapels and Buck’s like “haha y-you think??” and Eddie makes suggestive little noises and “you’ve been teasing me all night, Evan” and it’s like seconds before he has his knee in between Buck’s legs and Buck’s just moaning softly & writhing

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redactedasset · 3 months

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ellis headcanons !⠀⋆⠀⬪⠀

✢ ellis makes themself shorter than gem and lets them play with their hair. i imagine them having fluffy/curly hair - which fascinates gem (and me obvi /lh)

✢ gem handmakes accessories for ellis, and they keep every single one of them in a mini drawer thingy on their desk, choosing at least 2 to bring with them daily.

✢ book annotations. book annotations. book annotations. book annotations. book annotations. book annotations. book annotations.

✢ i like to think ellis' grandma visits the bookstore once in a while, seeing the lovebirds having their chitty chat. she probably notices the way ellis looks at gem. i'm so flustered just thinking of it >.<

✢ ellis taps their foot while standing

✢ this includes me projecting onto gem: back when gem was only a frequent customer, they'd notice ellis' gaze at them and would kinda tense up awkwardly. "u-uhm yeah...you look cute too...thanks?" (I quite literally said this to a girl who flirted with me months ago) and as soon as they got home, they would freeze in their room, trying to process all the flirting ellis made...just admit you liked it 😝

✢ eggs is either a turkish angora or a munchkin or a british short/longhair.

i'm so in love with them RAAAAA okok personal rant you can ignore: i'm genderfluid/nb on the more fem spectrum and i rarely see any nb characters in the rp community (please leave recs <3). ellis is nb and they give me a more masc vibe (it's probably their voice or my own interpretation) and idk IM SO IN LOVE WITH THAAAATTTT LIKEEEEE imagnine a fem nb and masc nb person dating djfhlkjsdhfsdf so cute i long for it blushes furiously

#reverie ellis #reverie audios #headcanons #oh my god they are so cute??#i might die from it #i wanna kiss them #thank you altair sir for creating ellis i started reading more #pet the cat #AHHHHH #RAHHHHH #IM SO INSANEEEE #ellis

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recreationalfanfics · 1 year

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GHEJFEJFJHE, WHEN LOKI'S VOICE GOES FROM: "Hey, I'm just a funny lil guy♡ Just a goofy god♥️A lil silly dude!" to "I'm about to carry this show and make you yearn for me with the passion of a 1000 suns-"

and I love him for it.

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getallemeralds · 1 year

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rollercoasters may be lying in wait for you to get emotionally attached to them

#leo chirps #leodoodles #leos ocs #oc: sol mathonwy #alton towers #a mutual reblogged an altonverse comic and i got Really Curious so i read the whole thing #and then rewatched the defunctland episode #and THEN watched stuff about the secret weapons and other rides #and THAT combined with looking at ppls fanart and ocs made me go ''oh i wanna do that''#and then i saw spinball whizzer and how it got temp rebranded. and i went OH MY GOD THERE'S A SONIC ONE? and blacked out #shoutouts to air/galactica though. love the concept #i dont know if im even gonna draw anything past this FDGLXDHFGDLFH #im just so enamored by this little guy #unfortunately i am terrified of rollercoasters irl. especially spinny ones like that. i would die #OH NO I FORGOT TO LIST WICKERMAN. IM SORRY WICKERMAN YOURE REALLY COOL

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