taking a break from some bigger projects to do textpost redraws
[id: a mini comic inspired by a text post from biggest-gaudiest-patronuses. the first panel includes the text "Show up uninvited! Invite yourself to the party! Be the belle of the ball! Make a scene." in it, remus sanders is standing in the middle of patton sanders (left) and virgil sanders (right). remus is smiling and winking at patton, presumably talking to him, while patton looks visibly uncomfortable. virgil, meanwhile, is trying to hide from remus, using the right edge of the screen as a wall to take cover behind.
the second panel includes the text "Get kicked out." in it, a simplified doodle of remus is sitting by himself, outside of the discussion room. it has a blank stare on its face.
the final panel includes the text "Set fire to the lawn." the doodle from the previous panel has been greatly enlarged to show that the camera has zoomed in on remus. his blank stare has been changed to a mischievous grin with furrowed eyebrows. he is holding pyro from team fortress 2's flamethrower. end id]
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*no bra on* y'all if I wasn't ACE I would clone myself and do NSFW things to me. Is this what an ACE person feels like in heat? Like holy f, this is the most craving I've had, while simultaneously not feeling any sexual craving attached...
Omfg, I'm Beth and Clone Beth from Rick and Morty...
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i also uh wanted to post a little teaser for my back2school klaine fic bc ive hit a wall and i feel like if i post something itll give me the push i need
obv wip so its likely going to be a little diff when posted
He’s more importantly a great friend. Blaine knows Kurt’s coffee order. Blaine taste-tests all of Kurt’s baked goods (even the ones he is mildly allergic too which frightens Kurt to no end). Blaine, like Kurt, did show-choir in high school, and has all the correct musical opinions. He asks all the right questions about his mother and Finn. He asks all the right questions about Kurt.
He also likes to pop in on Kurt, unannounced, and babble about his day and then apologize for it like its annoyance rather than something incredibly, frustratingly endearing.
In a month of Blaine being hired, Kurt developed an infatuation. After three months, Blaine started to appear frequently in Kurt’s dreams. In six months, Blaine shared the his first dream that included Kurt with an over-baked banana muffin stuffing his cheeks. Banana muffins were his favorite, apparently, and he didn’t mind that Kurt nearly burnt them.
Kurt started making banana nut muffins to for his lunches shortly after that, and now, Kurt’s whole day is centered on when he can see Blaine next. It’s unsettling. Kurt’s disgusted at himself for it, actually, and if he could control himself, he would, but it’s a lost cause.
It’s not Blaine’s fault that he’s perfect, but Kurt’s not going to risk a good thing. Kurt would much rather keep Blaine as a friend and colleague than deal with chance and the uncertainty of dating. He’s come to terms with that.
Unfortunately, Kurt’s brain won’t let the pesky crush go, so being around Blaine is borderline torturous. Wanting someone you won’t let yourself have is a terrible thing to face day after day, semester after semester…
Kurt wishes, for once, Blaine could be somewhat cold towards Kurt so that the fire that burns in his chest whenever he’s close to Blaine could be extinguished. Smothered. God, tamed, at least.
“Can I come in?”
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lifes too short genuinely the best animatic ever. i had listened to that song constantly during late december like This will be so cclingyduo vibes in a few weeks AND I WAS RIGHT! and then public spam account said that they were making an animatic with that song oogh my god brain explosion in that moment
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shanks one piece it is finally the thursday upon which I am free. the window is once again (and always forever) open 2 you.
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c'mere for a second, i need for you to look at this.
Yes, there he be. But I want you to notice something about this cell.
There's no bed. Y'know? No room for one.
But that table, the one the roses are on? That looks like it could be a night table. It's got flowers and a photo frame on it. That's almost certainly a nightstand. I don't see how it could be anything else.
He has to have a bed in there, right?
We're seeing this image from Phoenix's perspective.
So in case you haven't noticed it yet, let me spell it out for you.
Phoenix is sitting on Kristoph's bed.
Is that not the only possible place it could be in this cell? Do you want to tell me I'm wrong about this? Think it over first.
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Drunk 141 & friends headcanons:
Price : complains a lot : "Nik is way too romantic, can you believe I'm gonna have to learn how to waltz to surprise him for our anniversary? How fucked up is that?" or "These two assholes are so annoying, like they think I'm blind or something, do they know how much effort it takes to not tell them to get their heads out of their arses?" or "Did you know Nik forced me to confess when we were young? He kept looking at me with his eyes, so I told him to stop or I'll kiss him and he blushed so I did. Asshole. … I'm gonna ask him to marry me."
Laswell : falls asleep where she is. Price can keep talking to her for hours, doesn't actually care if she listens or not. Gushes about her wife when she's awake.
Ghost : likes to drink but rarely gets drunk, doesn't like the loss of control. When he does, he gets anxious and cuddly but won't ask for it, will just stare at Soap in silence (Roach moves too much, too overwhelming). Is happy even if just Soap's or Roach's thigh is touching his own, but prefers when Soap is using him as a pillow or backrest, or Roach is climbing on him. Tears up when Price pats him on the head.
Roach : takes any bet anyone is telling him, climbs on any surface available just to see if he can. They once found him asleep on top of a pub's cabinet.
Gaz : rambles and forgets how to talk. "Yeah, I was head down in uh that green shit, y'know, uuuh grass! And there were… they… fuck. Whazzit called… Lullabies. No. Butterflies? Mmmno. Like little choppers, y'knoooow… I don't like choppers. They're mean to me."
Soap : forgets what 'inside voice' means, aggressively whispers for thirty seconds when people tell him to be quieter before going back to shouting instead of talking, giggles at everything, his accent in English gets thicker and he'll also just start speaking Scots.
Rodolfo : looks at Alejandro with hearts in his eyes, never stops smiling. Ale could be telling the dumbest story ever, he'll still look absolutely enamoured. (doesn't change much from sober lol)
Alejandro : tells all his friends he loves them, gets very emotional in Spanish, randomly starts to sing songs going through his head.
Nik : needs a lot more than what they generally have to get drunk, will get tipsy at best, keeps an eye on all of them and pretends to not remember what Price says, especially when it's supposed to be a surprise.
Alex : either laughs about absolutely nothing, starts crying in the middle of a sentence, or stares unblinkingly at the wall, nothing else. Might say afterwards that it reminded him of frat parties when he was young, that's a lie, he's never been to one, he was a shy nerd before the army, he only looks like a jock.
Farah : probably doesn't drink tbh, religion and all that, but she keeps an eye on them with Nik. Gets second hand embarrassment about them sometimes, but will get angry if anyone else makes a remark.
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