#ok that sounded funny lol

[snakeoid]

i hope venti and hu tao friendship becomes real and i hope they ruin zhongli's life together :3c

#zhongli #venti #hu tao #ok ill draw them normal this time lol #i think the similarities between hu tao and venti are funny #only ones we know alive that wear his patience rn #like even when he beats up a guy for breaking a contract he doesnt sound as upset when just talking about venti #its soo funny

[marimbles]

at the risk of sounding like really entitled….

does anyone else have a fic that is their most popular, but you don’t want it to be, because you don’t think it deserves it, and you have better stuff, and while ofc you are grateful that people like something you wrote, it’s almost annoying that for some reason That one is the most popular. lmao

#for me it’s this like time travel shenanigans ml fic called Why Are You Like This #which I had a ton of fun writing and I like the fic #but I also tend to forget about it lol #and then I see that it’s my most popular one and I’m like ‘not but this isn’t even in my top 5 favorite fics I’ve written. why’ hdjsjs #it’s probably closer to the bottom of the top 10? and I do not have that many fics hahaha #I remember rooting so hard for tell me something I don’t know to surpass it in kudos #which it eventually DID and I was so happy #but then later WAYLS passed up tms again lol #and I was slightly annoyed to realize that WAYLS was my first to break 5k kudos #while tms still hasn’t #it’s very close tho I need like. 2 more #ok ok sorry this definitely sounds super entitled DHDKDK #I promise I am VERY grateful for every fic interaction!! every kudos or comment I’ve ever received!! #thank you thank you to anyone who has ever read my stuff💜 #I just think this is kind of funny #cause I keep scratching my head wondering why that one is the top fic #I think ppl just rly enjoy time travel stuff? #also I did it as a gift for yunyin based on one of her comics so that probably boosted it haha #anyway

[cerealmonster15]

@officialgleamstar u are so real for jodie x ron they live in my brain now

#sorry idk if ive ever drawn jodie before and ive. only sorta doodled ron like twice LOL #dndads #ron stampler #jodie foster dndads #cereal tries to draw #i need to draw more s1 characters tbh #also i love when people draw ron with cartoon eyes #like dots or bright sparkly eyes lol #i didnt really commit here but yknow #dungeons and daddies #anyway. i just think it's funny he sounded so defensive about jodies SCENT COMMENT #like huh?? nooo we demons dont want COMPANIONSHIP we're FERAL CREATURES #and then hes like oh no question ron smells the best out of all of u <3 #like jfkdsljfsdl ok sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyway im into it LOL

[tennessoui]

Would you ever be willing to write an Obi-wan + clones fic? It can be platonic but I just love the idea of the clones (Cody, Rex, Waxer, Boil, Woolley, Ghost, etc) being protective over Obi-Wan and Obi-Wan fighting the hardest for them legally, physically, making sure they know their worth and proving it to them with his actions. Ask I’m obsessed with the found family trope.

haha it would very much have to be platonic given that I am absolutely not the writer to ask for anything romantic between obi-wan and anyone that isn’t that one guy

but as far as clone fic goes, im really not sure if I even could write a fic where the focus is on obi-wan’s relationship with the clones. I sorta never really um actually watched all of the clone wars so 🤷‍♀️

But I think a lot of my fics have that dynamic in the background!! “but a number” features a ton of clone and general Kenobi & skywalker bonding and shenanigans, and “building a boat with no blueprints” features soooo much found family dynamics between the clones and obi-wan and baby anakin

it’s less of a dynamic im interested in if I’m being honest even though I love found family vibes. it’s just that there’s a lot of fic/meta I’ve seen that made the rest of the Jedi out to be uncaring about their clones or the bad guys in order to sort of uplift or highlight obi-wan’s relationship with his troops, which I don’t think is really fair cause the parts of the clone wars I HAVE seen don’t give me the impression that obiwan was the one decent guy who cared about the clones while the rest just treated them like slaves or droids or something - all the Jedi cared as far as I’m aware and as far as I care

#asks #lol sometimes I get asks and I’m like oh great time to expose myself for having really only watched the movies #but no I’m also very sure there is good amazing fic out there that focuses on this dynamic #without also beating down on the other Jedi #I just don’t have a lot of patience sometimes #it’s why I tried really hard to read dinluke a few years ago #but I just saw so much Jedi hate in fics that I’m like ok 🙄 I get it 🙄 #which is sort of interesting to me because I think I’ve written fics that sound Jedi critical #because one of my favorite things is to play around with unreliable narrator pov #and anakin is such an unreliable narrator sometimes #so there’s a lot I’ve written that I know comes across as Jedi order critical which is funny cause I’m not really at all #but maybe my unreliable narrator pov is too convincing 🤔

[randomideafairy]

Bane venom green

Ectoplasm green

Bane gets angry from venom like pit rage

Bane sometimes associated with league of assassins

Ex- nolan bman movie

#danny phantom #dp x dc #fic prompt #batman #bane #randomideafairy prompt #ok so i had this idea before Christmas but i was tired and it was saved to drafts #i sound like a caveman lol #i was thinking of fixing it up but no #it’s funnier to leave it as is #sorry for the incoherence but it is funny no? #sleepy writing lol

[buildarocketboys]

Lol in my 121 today my manager was like "your email to [coworker] was so good, you're just so naturally good at writing emails"

Which was very nice lol, very "I got a good grade in emails, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve". But also so funny because like. This particular email I really struggled over writing (and had a meltdown when I first received it when wfh, because I failed a quality evaluation) before sending it. And in general like. I put a lot of effort into answering/wording emails so they come off nicely/exactly how I want them to - it's the autistic masking and being scared across as rude lol.

So definitely not something that comes naturally to me (also I guess I'm a writer and also my old jobs were 90% answering emails from customers in my second language, so I guess that's more experience). Which is not something I expect my manager to know lol but it's nice that my efforts do actually pay off/I come across well I guess 🤷‍♂️

#idk it was just funny to me so i had to make a whole post about it i guess #autism tag #much better at doing it in writing than in speaking/in person #but yeah it's a skill I've honed/something i put a lot of effort into lol #can't tell you how many times I've asked my gf to read over my emails to make sure it sounds ok

[moonsidesong]

a Real new madou monogatari game huh.... wild i never thought id see the day

#i assume this means we're getting Both next year? #the madomono game seems focused on the classic era crew since the concept art only shows suketoudara and ske-T and classic carby #and we know from voice actor tweets that Feli is in the next puyo title #bri talks #plus like. ok sega is stupid but i really dont think theyre going to squander the 20*24* release year with a game- #-that only uses puyos as a common enemy???? lol #besides it sounds like sega is being listed as a collaborator more than a developer #possible they just have a guy there that OKs the dev's depictions of puyo characters since thats their guys now #anyway. i was never as into madomono as everyone else. but its kinda cool to see it back #i hope schezo gets a new age again wouldnt that be funny

[disasterhimbo]

*picks out the slimy, dark green raw spinach only to make the rest of the spinach slimy and dark green by cooking it*

#i just thought this was funny #I have executive dysfunction and I hate food waste ok? #cooking ​vegetables before they go bad is a struggle #I’m making spinach pizza which sounds like a weird bad health food but I swear it’s delicious #with pine nuts and golden raisins and garlic and butter #cooking #food #spinach #I’m not sure how to tag this I’m sorry #food that’s going bad #gross #cw gross #gross cw #tw gross #gross tw #hopefully that makes the squeamish people happy #my post #original post #I’m not expecting people to reblog this but you can if you want lol

[todayisafridaynight]

sometimes my ass feels goofy bout my sawashiro photocard holder but my eldest sister just got here and she has a new photocard holder with her new anime boyf on it and yk what Very Comforting to know we're losers together

#snap chats #the mental illness of my 20-somn ass having a photocard of a late-30's bitch while her 30-somn ass havin a photocard of a 20-somn bitch LOL #she's never had a photocard. not since last time i saw her lmao timing funny as hell #she my biggest enabler for being a dweeb tbh. which is ironic cause she used to bully me for my interests #i mean she prob still would if i talked to her bout it but she's toned down like .2% #i'd never show her my sawa photocard cause The Bullying that would ensue but its good to know. being a loser is genetic HAHA #even if we're the farthest apart in age we're weirdly similar when it comes to how we interact with media #in that we're insane HAHAHA #i never really talk to her bout fandom stuff but sometimes she'll talk bout what anime or kdrama she's into #and i'll just be like 'ok cool. this is what i sound like to my brother' #its kinda sad cause her husband's like A Normal Southern Guy so he kinda bullies her bout her interests #but she's stubborn it doesn't get her down for too long #ok bye lemme stop blogging in the middle of my kitchen where everyone walking aaaAAAAHHHH

[ei-mugi]

yknooooowwww its been so instilled in me by irl injustices (read:kids in school being meanies) & my online warrior cat community days to expect anything i share to get stolen, and ive gotten over it for fanart (evidently) but im still really reluctant to share any OC stuff. but im wondering if i should, or even just start telling more people about my ocs in private chats (which i usually totally avoid because im sooo afraid of being cringe to people). and while yeah ive learned to not care so much with my other interests (tho anime took a good few years to admit that i liked it to myself) its a lot harder with my ocs because they tend to be so personal. which is just kinda what happens with ocs to me. so yeah idk. im just thinkin about it

#so many brackets in this one #had a whole thing about funny rp experiences here but it was way too long & ik its my blog but i dunno that anyone would care 4 that lol #my other problem is im hesitant to talk to ppl in general cus im too used to people thinking im creepy and weird and offputting. #which is very woe-is-me sounding but its just a flaw of mine ig #ok i wrote a whole massive hting out again but idc enough i deleted it too #i do appreciate the kind words ive received from others this year tho. ty

[axoqiii]

anyways im on ducktales season 2 :D finished the episode where della reunites with the triplets its so !!!!!!! 😭😭💕

#shot me in the heart multiple times #omg #this show is literally amazing #might sound kind of random but the characterization of each of the brothers is so dear to me #ill never stop thinking about them #i hear that some people dont really like della but i think its pretty cool that shes not perfect and cant fit in immediately #kinda neat from a writing stance if u catch my drift #idk what im saying #the way that scrooge refers to della as one of the kids is also really funny LOL #ok tags getting too long sorry #ducktales 2017 #rambles

[kaeyapilled]

. (tw heterosexuality)

#i am having the worst sexuality crisis of my life. i was so sure i was a lesbian but there is this One Guy.. #he makes me feel things. i think. but i cant categorize them #relationships w men sound.. unappealing.. if i think about it generally #like a random man? sounds weird. or maybe not. i dont know. i havent even had a first kiss lmao i dont really know stuff #but him............oh...........hes so funny and cool and nice to everyone. his hands are pretty (weird thing to notice but ok) #he explains math to me and i cant focus because he's too close. thats so MORTIFYING I THOUGHT I WAS A DYKE #but at the same time 12 year old me was having heart palpitations around my first girl crush and shit #and he hasnt made me feel anything that strong so far. so. idk. but also i was 12. so idk #well okay generally speaking women make me feel much more doing way less #there was this occasion where this girl who i always had a mild thing for but never did anything about it just came up to me #at school #and just. haha lol i had a dream about you last night ;) #i am not joking when i say i felt weak in the knees. she was smiling in a like playful way so i was gonna make a joke but i could not #because i was going to pass out from being too gay #this guy (or any other guy for that matter) doesn't seem to have the power to make me feel like that #..........am i bisexual with a female lean or whatever people say. or am i experiencinf the worst case of comphet of my life #this is awful. not because i don't wanna like men (its just sexuality idc) but because i don't want to prove my mom right #😭what if it WAS a phase #but who knows. mentioning the girl who dreamt about me kind of replaced the thoughts i was having of him for a bit there #i miss her she was nice. well sort of. but i was never involved in the drama so who cares fr. she graduated last year #anyways sorry for breaking character. tumblr user kaeyapilled is lore dropping

[frazzledazzlin]

hope u guys don't mind me being a little queer sometimes and talking to myself in the tags, it helps clear my head since people can filter out rant posts easily

#bc i had not used this place in a while until late 2022 ive absolutely forgotten if i used to talk to myself in tags here before or not #i say this bc i now have people who actively see my art here n just throwing random rants here would be very rude so i prefer tags help #feels safer here too LOL #also feels a little scary but im sure that's normal for many that there are ppl who read all tags mein gott #NOT A BAD THING THAT PPL READ TAGS i wouldn't be writing anything if i wanted to kill people for reading tags lol #just stating observations aheem aheem #its like writing on a public bathroom's walls and people passing by to be like “damn bitch ok” /funny #also do not worry at all about how i express myself i do apologize if my words sometimes sound like im on the brink but like #violence is the only way i love to be expressive HELP #watch me be on the government watchlist for the shit ive said gootbyeeeeeeee #but do not feel worried i will be ok eventually every time. sometimes i just gotta explode oh so violently to deflate and feel normal again #WISH I COULD USE EMOJIS ON THIS DAMN PC #anyway the person im trying my damned to avoid is Sure Making It Difficult #at least the people i wanted to know why i was autotune crying baby for a while heard me out n im alive in that regard finally smile emoji #how long can you keep gently hinting you want to distance yourself from somebody until you lose your goddam mind and feel sweet relief when #they actually leave said group themselves after getting my blunt hints help help #oh i sound so fucking rude with just my side but mein gott i don't care bc it was never a serious thing to begin with #just shot my anger thru the roof for good reason and finalliegh im getting mutual distance from that person lol #never get close with ur fave artists worst mistake of my life /hj for real #u start off loving seeing them every time and then boom youre sad how things turned out every time you see them my god #also make sure ur minor friends dont feel like they need to mend things for the adults i feel so fucking sad for someone bc of this rn but #i talked to them n hopefully they understand aouhg. #anyway back to queer posting thats enough soup for today good god #ranting

[vegetable-soup-wizard]

Ripping a piece of bread in half is something that can be so personal

#the feeling that sound #the knowledge that people have been doing this exact same things since literally forever #you’re crying over ripping bread? people always being people got to me ok #mine #text post #funny #meme #lol #humor #text posts

[nygleskas]

have i ever shared the jermstone (ish) lore where after s1 ends and gideon leaves for haiti without fully explaining to me why (the 'why' is to atone for his sins of trying to blackmail his family which he Also kept from me 😭), i dye my hair (yknow black/pink) bc yknow. normal emo persons reaction after a "break up" (not even together at that point). idk i just think that's funny. oh and after he comes back and we reconnect and i hang out w his family again, pontius seeing me w dyed hair inspires him to start bleaching his hair (100% against his parents wishes btw). and we become friends yayy.

#i wonder how weird that one part in parenthesis sounds to ppl who don't watch this show. #wait i have more scn mutuals now here's how i can convince everyone to watch the Other hbo show abt rich families but this time it's a full #comedy and also the business is a mega church. (it's the ri/ght/eou/s gem/sto/nes pleaaaase watch it it's so underrated) #OK I looked at my lore tag i Sorta said this. i just said the part w pontius. but i never said the first part lol #.txt #is this the lore ppl want . idk. i just like sharing bits n pieces that i think are funny. #istill haven't properly written down jermstone lore despite starting it months ago. .. #hmm maybe a 6th watch of t/rg will help me write it- (it won't) (well it might for like 30m and then i stop) #oki'm shutting up no more talking in tags. the tags r longer thanthe actual post #*dennis from ia.sip meme* talking to myself cus i have things to say or whatever #gideon #ok there. it counts i guess #lore tag #whatever wahtever