#okay but mister

[artfulacrostic]

the original series of star trek is absolutely my favorite thing bc every episode is like:

-kirk manhandles a penis shaped rock prop for a very long time

-spock dances flamenco

-sulu fences down the hallway shirtless

-episode plot is kirk v massive sentient lump

-kirk tries to explain spock's ears as a childhood accident where he got his head caught in a mechanical rice picker

-on an unrelated note, spock starts wearing a beanie

-redshirts get turned into like. cubes of salt

-uhura defeats a giant green hand by hotwiring the entire comms console

-spock and kirk hold hands

-scotty stops chekov from starting a bar fight with klingons only to immediately start one himself bc the love of his life (the enterprise) gets insulted

-mccoy's fantasies involve meeting characters from alice in wonderland, including a giant anthropomorphic rabbit

-spock's alien sex drive episode

-kirk gets bodyswapped

-gladiator fight episode (1)

-gladiator fight episode (2)

-gladiator fight episode (3)

AND YET, every episode is ALSO like:

-war cannot be reduced to numbers from an outside perspective, because that makes it easier to stomach without change; the horror that is war must be acknowledged in order to make room for peace

-more types of life can be extant than we can conceive, and just because they are different forms of life doesn't make them incapable of prospering

-love cannot be programmed or controlled, and discriminatory hatred is a tool only for death and pain

-cultures that are different than our own are valuable and can be vibrantly rich with history, and judging them before we try to understand and empathize is not only reductive but contemptible

-happiness is something that we have to allow ourselves, and actively seek out, because it can't come to us without work and acknowledgement of our own state of being

-genocide can never be justified, and certainly not even to supposedly save the people that are more "valuable" by any given metric over those who are not, because all lives have worth

anyway the balance of absurdity and meaningfulness gives me life, and we haven't even gotten started on the whale movie lmao

#star trek #star trek the original series #james kirk #spock #star trek tos #mister spock #leonard mccoy #nyota uhura #hikaru sulu #pavel chekov #montgomery scott #r speaks #tos is everything to me #it's literally insane #some things obviously didn't age as well as others but like overall? wow #the complex themes and character moments just get to me amidst all of the tropey moments #okay???

[dungeonmechoui]

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

#cithadol #cithis #pattadol #before anyone starts clowning the prison warden is Not a teen! seems to be the fanon for some people but respectfully i Strongly Disagree #anyway back to business - anyone else started shipping them after the modern AU company meal outing comic that kui posted some time ago ? #this ship is even funnier the longer i think about it because Pattadol is not even Cithis' warden ! thats mithrun ! #i could see cithis wanting to do her 'seduce my warden' strategy twice (see her lore page) but then she gets mister depression man #so all she can do to amuse herself is focus her efforts on the other cop there as a little hobby. probably helps that pat is young & pretty #but also deeply annoying so finding ways to make her shut up and stop nagging the crew is a motivating endeavor #okay ill shut up now #dungeon meshi #just cooking my stew (art tag)

[suchawrathfullamb]

thinking about Hannibal losing his appetite after tasting Will because nothing else is as satiating

#what do you mean tasting? I meant what I meant okay #which is the cock #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #murder husbands #will graham #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #tagging hugh bc he was so protruding in every episode like okay hello mister

[emimii]

lightning poweeeerrssszz

the aftermath:

#its okay guys misto loves him he just got too silly #finally settled on how i wanna draw tugger praise the lords #cats the musical #cats musical #the rum tum tugger #rum tum tugger #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #tuggoffelees #munkustrap #art

[lastpenaltytaker]

JARELL QUANSAH and VIRGIL VAN DIJK, post-match interview, Fulham vs Liverpool, 25th January 2024

#they look so fcking good wtf #virgil tucking that imaginary curl behind his ear #OKAY mister pretty privilege 🙄 we get it #jarell quansah #virgil van dijk #liverpool fc #jo.edits

[tequiilasunriise]

Possible nicknames Lenore called Annabel in life go:

"Anniebell": Sometimes the smallest changes are the cutest, okay? Anniebell Lee sounds adorable as hell and I'll stick by it. Imagine Annabel trying to admonish Lenore for saying some wild shit at a Rich Persons Gala™️ or smth but she keeps breaking out into giggles like, "You- you can't just say that pet!" and Lenore playfully replying, "Oh whatever do you mean, Anniebell Lee?" like UGH I hate them somebody throw hammers at em already 💥💥🔨🔨🔨

“My moon”: in relation to the Annabel Lee poem (‘for the moon never beams/Without bringing me dreams/Of the wonderful Annabel Lee’) and also there’s smth so flavorful of the character with a color palette more akin to the Sun (long shiny blonde hair, warm colored eyes, seemingly more outwardly personality, etc) being called the moon like I loveee contrasting design choices‼️‼️

“Angel”: Also a reference to the poem (but like, worse because it was the angels that separated em) and can be easily pulled from Annabel’s name

“Petal”: Or some other variation of a flower based nickname because imma sad, sad bisexual who loves ✨flower motifs✨ just a bit too much

Anything in Dutch: This can be like common ones like “liefje” (darling) or the previous entries but in Dutch idk go crazy go stupid

“Locket”: An unconventional pick pulled from Annabel’s last name Whitlock + lockets containing pieces of hair from your other half being T H E romantic gesture of the century back then, so, like. Idk. Hear me out like okay I think Lenore could be the unconventional route (I mean girly already faked her death via arson and pulled a Mulan to get the girl soooo you see what I’m putting down?) and like like LIKKEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️ Imagine with me Lenore telling her girl, “You’re the locket I keep nearest to my heart” (many necklaces back then had a chain just long enough for the locket to rest above the wearer’s heart) and it evolves to Lenore calling Annabel smth like “my dearest, my locket” LIKE YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE WITH ME!!! GUYS MY VISION IS VISIONING!!! 🦅🗣️🌈🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🌈🗣️🦅🦅

@incorrect-nevermore cmere and witness my madness

#some of the emojis only show up in mobile format sigh this is my cross to bear #yes its a running joke of mine to measure things on a scale of 'in relation to how much so and so suffered compared to jesus h christ-' #for example penny poldenina died painfully TWICE like girly defo suffered more than mister holy spirit but thats neither here nor there #jesus still suffered more than me but like. damn bro. my aesthetic #my old wenclair followers if ur still around do NOT come fer me and the 'my moon' suggestion okay I knowwww #i remember my oldass yet decently popular 'my moon' wenclair posts from last year do not recite the ancient magic to me #anything in dutch one tho like cmon Lenore woulldd she would call her sweetie anniebell shit like 'my heart' and shit in Dutch ugh dorknore #tho obviously the locket one is my fave like u have to rlly and truly ENVISION THE VIBES u know? #unconventional pet names fer unconventional couples guys cmon hear me outttt #ugh man these two gayasses are so awful i hope they DOUBLE PERISH bc yeah they already died once whoooppssiesss #nevermore webtoon #white raven #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee nevermore #annabel lee whitlock

[emrys-rusts]

part 1 (work in progress) of jonny sleebing in fucked up ways. gnawing on and microwaving jonathan devil.

He is my (and brians ig) pillow princess

plss pls believe me he has top surgery scars and a tail pls plss aghhh guys I am not finished-

#I lobe drawing at 5 am #he is eebing and I am not #character study #anatomy study #the mechanisms #jonny d'ville #drumbot brian #two of hearts #jonnybrian #i finished dttm as I was drawing this and I am not okay #watch out mister sims sir I am hot on your heels #and I WILL have my revenge

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 17: tasty boiga

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #tw food #they call me mister weird bad perspective shots. on account of the #look im an american when i realized i had never drawn a burger before i felt a bolt of shame. #also for whatever fucking reason for a solid 3 week span in february i had the overwhelming desire to draw this. loopburger haunted me #and now i have an excuse to make it real #'mr codacheetah sir why is that star person holding that burger so aggressively?' you may ask #idk a burger killed their grandma okay #i didnt really sketch this drawing out i just blacked out and a burger was on my canvas and then there was a loop around the burger #im on ms paint here i aint got layers. this burger is being gripped for burger crimes. thats just the way it is.

[lylethewaterguy]

the league joined the corps(s)

#justice league international #guy gardner #michael jon carter #maxwell lord #scott free #tora olafsdotter #ted kord #beatriz da costa #green lantern #booster gold #mister miracle #dc ice #blue beetle #dc fire #lyle the art guy #for the purposes of this drawing the indigo tribe doesn’t work like that okay #they select their members based on having a lot of compassion in this universe okay just go with it

[cryinglookingatsoulages]

it’s really entertaining to me how in the dreamer trilogy adam was in his gansey era collecting sad queer people. makes one think. the homeboy was serious about his silly little thing, huh. oh you know. crawling inside gansey’s skin and setting up a camp there. or maybe even staying there forever. if he felt like it.

#a bit tom ripley of him but it’s adam so it’s okay #adam parrish #my beloved #gansey #adansey #trc #the raven cycle #the dreamer trilogy #cdth #mister impossible #greywaren

[plan-3-tmars]

I think it's interesting that Kazui, Mr "My Father wanted me to be a Strong Man" is the only prisoner so far who's Es cover thumbnail is just the different shades of a solid colour.

Yes, blue is the colour of his prison uniform, but I also don't think its a coincidence that they chose the blue = boy colour for our guy over here.

On a similar vein, I think it's interesting how Yuno's two colours are Blue and Pink, especially with their specific placements

The Pink part of Yuno is her Body, which makes sense seeing as that's what her (male) clients are paying for, not Yuno, but the Body and Personality that they enjoy - whether that be for sex or for dates or both.

The Blue part of Yuno is her Brain, aka: where the real Yuno lies. The Yuno that says lines in Teardrop like:

“Poor naive little girl”? So off the mark, what's it to you?"

"INNOCENT? I'm so not that."

It makes me think that the reason why Kazui only has the one colour is because, while the thought of acting different is there - his "dreams" - he feels like they could never be reality, it's not even an option to him, therefore it isn't shown. Only his traditional man facade is there

#does this make sense i hope it makes sense #im playing mister obvious here i think and im aware but look okay i just wanna share my discovery because i rlly like 0207 parallels ... #mars when gender roles in society and the consequences they have on people #i didnt mention but yeah i think the pink = girl colour being yuno's prison colour is also not a coincidence at all #like her name litteraly translates to gentle (and honest) but like!!! thats litteraly why they chose pink as a girl colour in the 1940s #because they viewed pink as a delicate (gentle) colour which suited their “dainty women that need to be protected” idealogy #milgram #kazui mukuhara #yuno kashiki #milgram analysis #i think it counts

[jordanshenessy]

This one’s for the Declan girlies X

#trc #tdt #cdth #mister impossible #declan lynch #my art #digital art #the man spreading is not so babygirl of him however it IS slutty af #so if we pretend Jordan painted him she’s just going my slutty slutty boy in her head ok? okay #tuserhidden #tusercaro #uservera #userdyamond #heyginkgo

[den-ai-d]

Eyy it's Ethan arknights 🥽🦎

#arknights #ethan #art #fan art #okay I'll be real with you #this lizard man child is in the process of dethroning mountain as my blorbo #like what the hell #Like dang I E2 him before Anthony #Cuz mister big tiger dude is just SO EXPENSIVE #Whoops #uploaded the wrong version #should be fixed now!

[emimii]

the cats were queer

#still getting the hang of drawing cats #but its okay gang #i need to chew these guys #cats the musical #cats musical #mr mistoffolees #mr mistoffelees #mister mistoffelees #the rum tum tugger #rum tum tugger #tuggoffelees #tuggoffolees #art

[winnie-the-monster]

Penelope hadn’t much experience with the laughter of men, and what little she had known had not been kind. But this man’s eyes—a rather intense shade of green—were filled with mirth as he wiped a rather embarrassing placed spot of mud off his cheek and said, “Well, that wasn’t very well done of me, was it?”

And in that moment, Penelope fell in love.

#bridgerton #s3 #sneak peek #book quotes #julia quinn #romancing mister bridgerton #rmb #polin #penelope x colin #colin x penelope #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #okay I’m done for now anyways lol

[brocktonbay]

#my art #parahumans #worm #worm parahumans #my brother looking over my shoulder while I’m drawing: idk this seems kind of self indulgent #me: OKAY MISTER SUNSHINE NA NAAA NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NA NAHNA KATAMARI DAMACYYYY #web weaving