Prompt: How the OM! Brothers shop for groceries and stuff ft. me!
Pairing: NA
Genre: Headcanons, Crack
TW: NA
Lucifer
This old man has memorised the layout of all his favourite stores. He makes a neat little list in a notebook. He will not type his list in the notes app of his DDD. And his list will be in the order of how he walks through the aisles.
Like, if the first few aisles of the store have foodstuff, those will be at the very top of the list. I add stuff to my list as and when I remember them, so if I ever make a list for him he will most definitely forget to buy something and then blame it on my lacking list-making skills (my mom does this).
No matter how many things we need to buy this man will NEVER take a cart. He will take 3 baskets if required, and give two of them to me. Also will not buy anything that is not on his list. Is ice cream on his list? No? Then I guess we're not getting it...
Man speedwalks through the store. Like there's no time to see which brand of chips I want, I take my eyes off him for one second and he's already at the checkout counter-
Gives everyone who takes their time deciding what to buy, yknow, like a normal person, a glare so intense you'd think they offended his entire lineage or something.
Might yell at me like once for being slow or something during our shopping trip, then make it up to me by buying me ice cream on the way home (Lucifer is an Asian parent confirmed)
Overall, I'd give him 7/10 because he does get the job done, but I will not be the first to volunteer to go with him.
Mammon
List? What list? Haha I'm gonna have to be the responsible adult here-
He never makes a list, because 'he remembers it all in his head anyway'. I'd make a list, then proceed to drag him everywhere, making him hold the stuff.
Complains a bit (a lot) about having to follow me around, but will shut up if I glare at him
Remembers what his brothers need, but always forgets stuff that he needs and when we get home he gives me his best puppy dog eyes and goes "Actually..."
With the amount of trouble this dork can get in I'm pretty sure we're banned from at least one store-
Doesn't care what I put in the cart as long as he can do the same.
We end up forgetting a few items and then having to go back to the store before Lucifer finds out. Then we get ourselves some smoothies as a reward :3
People would hate us because we're the kind of idiots to stand in an aisle taking up all the space while arguing very loudly about cereal brands-
5/10, we're both too easily distracted and absolute menaces when it comes to shopping.
Leviathan
My boy gets all his stuff from Akuzon so I dunno how I'd get him to come grocery shopping with me. If no one else is free that day, he might come with me. Though he'd try to convince me to order from Akuzon before placing a foot out the door-
Whose idea was it to let two socially-inept introverts shop without their assigned extrovert/ambivert? If there are no self-checkout counters we would play rock, paper, scissors to determine who makes small talk with the cashier.
We'll end up buying a lot of junk food and soda. Again I feel like I'd have to make the list and Levi would help with carrying the stuff but I'm sure he'd also add stuff that he wants.
Doesn't care much about like, the necessities? Like, it's ok with him if I wanna get fresh veggies or milk but he won't be one to suggest it if I don't.
Levi gets lost at one point because I'm bad at keeping track of people who come grocery shopping with me and I'm gonna get called to the front desk to get him.
On the way home I take him to the bookstore, get him some new manga and me new books for having survived that ordeal.
9/10, he's like a very well-behaved, anxious kid who occasionally tugs on your clothes and asks you if he can get his favourite bag of chips.
Satan
He won't like this, but he probably is like a toned-down version of Lucifer, except he makes the list in the notes app of his DDD.
Pretty flexible with what we can buy, he'd let me get what I want, within a limit though. Knows how to tell what is fresh and what isn't so I let him select the fruits and veggies
He also speedwalks, but holds my hand so I don't get lost <3
Meanwhile I'm trying to keep up without falling and apologizing to all the people I bump into. Ain't my fault I got little legs-
Hates it when people bump into him and don't apologize so my main job is making sure he doesn't blow up and get us thrown out of the store-
Definitely teases me when I can't reach something before being a gentleman and getting it for me
We end up going to a cat cafe before going home
10/10, I would enjoy it. Very much date vibes.
Asmodeus
He would happily follow me on my grocery runs.
Very easily distracted, I'd need to hold onto him so I dont lose him.
Very good at reminding me what needs to be bought. Has his own list of things that are needed.
Spends a ton of time and takes utmost care in choosing the best of everything. He has a good eye when it comes to stuff like this.
Knows exactly what his brothers like or need and makes my life so much more easier.
Will let me buy everything and anything I want because he is amazing like that.
Flirts with the cashier during checkout and gets us a discount. I aspire to be like him one day-
On the way home we end up going to boutiques so he can do his own little shopping~
9/10, as fun as it is going with him, I don't like being dressed up like a doll after a tiring day of getting groceries. Also won't help me put them away when we get home
Beelzebub
Beel is a sweetheart. I can see him always volunteering to go grocery shopping with me.
Another one I need to be cautious about, he might wander off if he finds something particularly appetizing. Will need to have something on hand to satiate his hunger.
He'd be content with following me around while carrying stuff. Occasionally pipes in when he sees something he heard his brothers wanted.
We will buy a ton of snacks. Now to keep him from opening any of those before we check out...
Probably wouldn't let me get everything I want, but will still be willing to let me get junk food as long as I promise to share them with him.
On the way home we go and have a meal at a restaurant, and then once we're home he helps me put everything away.
10/10, an absolute sweetheart as long as he has something to munch on while we work.
Belphegor
This little shit (derogatory).
This sadistic little bastard enjoys abusing his baby of the family privilege. Annoys the fuck out of me while we're in the store because he knows I'll try my best not to lose my composure in a public place.
The kind of asshole to pick something up and put it somewhere it's not supposed to be. Ever found a bar of soap next to rows of cereals? It's his handiwork, and he's so smug about it I swear-
Gets lost on purpose, to the point where I contemplate leaving him in the store and going home on my own.
Has. To. Comment. On. Every. Single. Thing. I. Get. That is until I threaten to not get the detergent he likes, and suddenly he's a good boy helping me by holding everything
Could care less about what I buy as long as I buy enough for him, Beel and me to share, but like I said before, will comment on everything.
We come straight home and this man just leaves me in the kitchen alone?? He won't help me put away the groceries, he goes straight to his bed.
3/10, there is very little chance I won't try to strangle him on the way back home out of frustration.
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thank you very much!! working hard (เนหฬตแดหฬต)ู
ahh yes the eyes just get drawn to them (not exactly the same but when I clean and reorganise my things I end up reminiscing about memories that relate to certain objects? and uhh the actual cleaning doesn't really happen ๐)
seriously!! (how's your progress with the lessons heh I don't want to accidentally spoil stuff)
ooh which icon though :o and yeahh it's nice to change it! (would you want to maybe ๐๐ be friends on there? I send AP :D I haven't figured out how to add someone directly yet but only if you want to of course!)
yes that is a wonderful world ๐
can't agree more! plus it's awesome to get to make friends through those fandoms :)
I will I will ^-^ ohh is that so? thank you I am relieved! do you know if we can still catch the glowy fish? or if they were event exclusive ;-;
aha yes reserve judgement until thoma comes home *manifesting him for you* and same I've seen some really aesthetic layouts but I just slapped the house in the middle and have some plots on the side... plus a few furnishings sets for the adeptal energy really (it doesn't look nice at all T-T)
ahhh yeah if you just got yoimiya then it might take a while to build up pity and then there's the 50/50 :(
me too me too I've also been trying not to play that much so when 2.2 rolls around I won't have a lot to wish with ๐ (thing is I'm also close to soft pity and I have a guaranteed this time so I'm biding my time to get someone I really want ๐ฌ) and I don't know that much about 2.2 leaks so I'm trying not to think too much about it haha
++ ๐ vanitas no carte huh? the op and ed my heart- (I haven't watched the anime + not caught up with the newest chapters yet but I am reading the manga!)
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pls i stared at my owl shaped candle holders (that i affectionately named bokuto, akaashi and konoha) for so long hecause i remembered how i'd always use them when i first got them ๐ญ๐ญ
not to mention the notebooks i used to write original stories on lets not unpack those-
im still at lesson 20 cuz i havent been playing the main storyline as much as before because im building my cards and stuff ๐ฅฒ
ooh what if we were obey me friends too indeed ๐๐๐
PLUS PLUS in fandoms, you find people who collectively agree that yall share some common issues ๐ ESPECIALLY if yall simp for ome character in particular HAHAHAHA
the glowy fishes are sadly event-exclusive :((
TOHMA WILL COME HOME
I CAN FEEL IT IN MY HEART OF HEARTS SKSJAKKA imagine exerting all this effort for a man โ๐ i would never irl- kskahsiaj
i just have the house, the plant-thingies, the fishes and some random characters hanging out together ๐ its totally fine ๐
i have absolutely no idea which five star i want to pull for like??? ๐ญ๐ญ i just want the four star man dressed like jollibee pls ๐ญ๐ญ im happy with my five stars alreadyyyyy
im trying to filter out the leaks i let myself see ๐ i squeeze out the ones i dont wanna see out of my brain and memory and so far, its working because i forget them eventually help HAHAHAH
AND YES VANITAS NO CARTE domi call me mon cheri challenge โ๐ girl, i'll love you-
im at ep 10 already, took a break to play genshin akankaak and i might read the manga too soon!
doing it all in one sitting will result in another tokyo revengers aka breakdowns at 3 am and puffy eyes tomorrow, so i'll do it maybe tomorrow? i started reading the haikyuu manga this morning eh-
s i g h s so many things to do
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