#on the record

[aderbywithscurvy]

Really enjoying Taylor in her “saying fuck” era

#taylor swift #taylor #ts #she said #lemme say FUCK #on the record #ttpd #ts ttpd #taylor swift ttpd #ttpd era

[fletri]

I won, btw

#just in case anybody was wondering #about the sparring #I won #just so you all know #on the record #that I won #that I beat The Hunter ???? #so I don't want to ever hear about them saving my ass again #I won! #end of conversation! #t.

[chalkrevelations]

BUT SERIOUSLY THO’

Bible and Build had better not be fucking with us about the possibility of the VP storyline extending beyond the season, because if they’re misdirecting to hide the fact that either Vegas or Pete is going to be a surprise death, I WILL riot.

That “making merits to be together in the next life” HAD BETTER NOT BE the KP version of the Word of Honor red bracelets, is what I’m saying. Because some sop to the idea of them being together in the next life is NOT going to placate me if I don’t get some Vegas and Pete being together in THIS life.

#no fear .... one fear #vegas theerapanyakul #pete phongsakorn #vegaspete #kinnporsche #bible wichapas #build jakapan #do not fuck with me wichapas #i have REPEATEDLY stated #ON THE RECORD #how much faith i've put in you #from the time when there were like five of us #willing to fly our vegaspete nation flag unapologetically #don't put me in some mfk'n clown shoes #liveblogging ep 9 i guess

[fox-poke-fanatic]

It finally happened! Somebody asked me to lend them a hand so I got to take off my arm and literally lend them a hand.

#i helped them right after #on the record #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #irl pkmn #pokemon irl

[loyalist-archives]

Assessment Of Associates Of The Second Inquisition Vol. I - FIRSTLIGHT [USA] [21-1-2023] 'FIRSTLIGHT (Acronym...? - El. B.) is an extension of the Second Inquisition originating from the United States as a joint effort between the ███████ ████████████ ██████ and ████████ ████████ ██████.

They are unique from the majority of their intergovernmental counterparts in the sense that their jurisdiction begins and ends ██████ █████ ███ ████████ ███████ unlike organizations such as the GRU's ███ or MI6's ████.

FIRSTLIGHT maintains a constant effort to suppress any evidence of their operations from both the public as can be expected of any organization that specializes in the occult and supernatural. However, a point of contention lies in the fact that the government of the United States is seemingly unaware of the existence of FIRSTLIGHT.'

#On The Record

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭 #for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this #but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films. #NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days #and got blank stares each time #the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized #my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like #i’m getting off the point #the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis

[wormy-business]

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone FROM YOUR BODY chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#for the record I would let the fae take 5 #there's 206 bones in the adult human body #a lot of them are small bones in the hands and feet #I feel like its worth the risk to allow 5 to go #and as long as nothing like my skull or pelvis or a really important bone gets taken #with five million dollars I can probably get some kind of surgery to replace a bone thats missing if its bothersome #polls #tumblr polls

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

#personal #comics #tw abuse #digital art #personal comic #for the record no i don't think my mother loves me #but the idea that she did kept me in an awful situation for a very long time #the number of times people said “she's your mother. she's trying her best. of course she loves you” etc etc #but i don't think “love” and abuse are mutually exclusive #like even if someone DOES love you it doesn't mean it's not abuse and it doesn't mean it's ok #art tag

[tentacleteapot]

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

#add tags to help people find your post #for the record this is my genuine opinion on the matter #hall of fame #I like this post a lot actually I’m glad it’s getting notes thanks everyone #daphne.txt

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

[krash-8]

"what have you been doing on your phone for the past two fucking hours" hitting people leave me alone

#boop #krash 🗯️ #also for the record when I made this post I only had booping for two hours #it was not two hours in the end trust me

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: A'S MAMA, MY KIDS ALL HAVE "A" NAMES. DMV: ASS MAMA Verdict: ACCEPTED

#California license plate with text AS (heart) MAMA #bot #ca-dmv-bot #california #dmv #funny #government #lol #public records

[sabertoothwalrus]

don't ask him about that it's private

#for the record if senshi actually did have an illegitimate child he wouldnt know about it #no WAY he’d be a deadbeat on purpose #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #marcille donato #chilchuck tims #my art #comic

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

#gaming #video games #overwatch #blizzard #game development #writing #canon #metatextual wankery #pornography mention #swearing #recording a four-hour video essay interrogating the canonicity of widowmaker's massive hog

[boricuacherry-blog]

#drew dixon #russell simmons #on the record

[greelin]

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

#i’m always blair witching it at the function. for the record