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My dumbest TWST headcanons
Yuu: everyone has forgotten their name and preferred pronouns. No one is willing to ask after so long, hence everyone calling them 'prefect' all the time
Grim: he is the reason why no dorm has tried to get Yuu to transfer in. They simply do not want him and unfortunately they are a package deal
Riddle: cannot handle spice. He ate a bell pepper once and started sobbing incoherently. Bell peppers are notoriously non-spicy
Trey: has mom hands in that he can handle hot plates without even flinching because he has permanently ruined the nerve endings in his hands from all of the times he's handled hot baking trays without mitts
Cater: has only like 7 Magicam followers because, as fun as his tags are, they aren't great for the algorithm
Deuce: has been told "that's unfortunate" multiple times after introducing himself. Does not understand why. No one tell him.
Ace: the type to never wait for his food to finish cooling. He burns his tongue at least once a day. He will never learn. Nor will he ever actually taste anything he puts in his mouth. Uses this for bets ("bet you that I can eat *insert the most disgusting concoction ever*" "don't...")
Leona: the entire school has a group chat devoted to the most insane places they've found Leona sleeping. Nothing has managed to top the time someone spotted him curled up in a cauldron that the first years were about to use for Alchemy. (Ruggie has tried to bribe his way into this group chat multiple times but everyone is too scared of Leona to give it to him)
Ruggie: the type to dump trauma on you without realizing it's messed up. Jack asked him once "Where'd you get that" and pointed to a scar and Ruggie was like "oh yeah that's from the time a guy stabbed me" and Jack has never asked him anything since
Jack: complains constantly about how big his tail is because it keeps wagging and giving away his tsundere-ness. Wants a little tail he can stuff into his pant legs to hide it
Azul: his glasses are fake. He thinks they make him look intimidating
Jade: will make fun of people for yawning in front of him. ("Scandalous" "????") He refuses to explain
Floyd: bites people he likes. Moray eel bites can cause paralysis and even beyond that his teeth are wicked sharp. This has caused several misunderstandings in his life
Kalim: everyone know's he's coming because all of his jewelry clink against each other. Like a cat with a bell on its collar. There is a betting ring about whether Jamil planned for this or if it's just how Kalim is that has spread schoolwide
Jamil: has absolutely responded to Kalim saying "Treat spiders the way you want to be treated" with "Killed without hesitation". Unironically
Vil: has accidentally cursed his own food several times. Never anything serious, but you would think it was with the expression of utter horror on his face every time
Rook: is the one in class to deal with bugs. He will pull a hairband out of his pocket (saved for this very occasion, or in the horrible case that Vil's hair tie might snap) and snipe the bug out of midair
Epel: constantly tries to get away with breaking rules right under Vil's nose. Out of spite. He has yet to succeed, but insists he WILL. One day. He will not
Idia: has lamented sending his tablet to class several times because he can't play some of his favorite games when it's away. Does not seem to realize that he would not be able to play those games while in class anyways
Ortho: has programmed idle animations
Malleus: his horns constantly hit the top of doorways. The entire room will go very quiet when this happens because they're scared if they breathe they will laugh and they Can Not Laugh At Malleus Draconia
Lilia: upon finding out his true age, the first question he is always asked is how his cooking is seriously "like that"
Silver: will wake up, find a miscellaneous animal sleeping on him, and go back to sleep because he would rather die than wake up the poor thing
Sebek: banned from the school library. There is no librarian so it literally doesn't change anything there's no one to enforce it but he still won't go in on principle
Crowley: has submitted a tax form with simply the word "No" on it. Is not sure why it didn't work
Crewel: messed up a potion once in front of a class. Swore everyone to secrecy about it. It is the only secret that has not spread through the school
Trein: has been called by his cat's name more than once
Vargas: students are often late to things because "Coach Vargas is hunting students for sport again :( ughhhh"
Sam: will trip students he doesn't like over 'loose floorboards'
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sherlockig · 6 months
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st7arlight · 10 months
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im not in the mood to clean this up so!!! season 2 Archivist with a little baby hint of jonmartin as a treat
look below for a surprise 👀
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thetreewhispererr · 1 year
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So that fnaf movie huh
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wiisagi-maiingan · 2 years
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I have
adopted a kitty cat.
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rivertigo · 8 months
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we all know I’m a tranny freak right? and bisexual too
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My stuff for Saturday's prompt will come late too
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shinyzango · 2 months
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Pocket Card Jockey remastered...
do I have to get my hopes up for a HarmoKnight remaster, GameFreak?
Please don't delude me so...
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if you ever wanted to blaze a post of yours or someone else's post you can now use the code TAGME to blaze a post to 2,500 people FOR FREE!
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shopwitchvamp · 6 months
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ryder-the-writer · 1 year
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the utter genius that goes on in here
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@silverscreenlipstick @swifily @sommerregenjuniluft @sunattacksthemoon @wordknowntoallmen @t-ri-z @behaveddestroyerrating
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biosurvive · 15 days
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jill: someone is using your picture on tinder chris: that's not me jill: what? chris: it's the clone jill: how do you know? chris: the username is pussymunch3r69
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diagonal-queen · 5 months
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just in case you're wondering what kind of household i live in i was just told to babysit my screaming and tantruming 7yo brother (still screaming his little head off for no reason as i write this) and i said i wouldn't because i was too tired (began work at 7am today. nine hour shift. im tired and overwhelmed and having sensory overload to the max) and my mum called me 'fucking selfish' so yeah
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clits-and-clips · 2 months
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Wow okay I've calmed down a bit now and was able to rant to my sister and a bit to my ex. Sorrrrrryyyyyy everyone jesus christ
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a-rand0m-bl0g · 4 months
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Note to everyone: I don't actually read introduction posts, I only glance over them for something that is in my dni.
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fletri · 4 months
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I won, btw
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