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[teriri-sayes]

TCF Modern AU Character Checklist (Official)

RIDI, one of the Korean publishers of TCF/LCF, recently released new ebook volumes for TCF. The volume set consisted of volumes 10-18, spanning chapters 201-398 of Part 1. And RIDI added a "Character Checklist" as the exclusive bonus content for buying the volume set.

What is this character checklist about? It's just a list of things that the characters are most likely to do or prefer. But it is set in a modern AU (alternate universe) setting.

Those who want to purchase official merchandise can head over to RIDI to buy the new ebooks. You can get a 10% discount and a 5000 won coupon if you participate in the event, so the cost for the new volume set will only be 24,160 won. But be aware that this is only in the Korean language. There is no official English ebook for TCF. 🥲

The new ebooks included new novel covers. For volumes 1 - 9, they changed the ebook cover to this:

And for volumes 10-18, the new ebook cover is this:

Because the character checklist is not publicly available for free, I will only post a quick summary of it.

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Alberu 

likes to eat snacks while working

beautiful handwriting

celebrates others' birthdays grandly

frequent social media poster because of work

Beacrox 

makes tteok-galbi and gives it to Cale

2nd best at making snow ducks

Ron

makes travel plans because of the kids

good at claw machines

Bud 

world traveler who's good at driving any vehicle

frequent social media poster because he's an attention-seeker

Hilsman 

scared of bugs

Witira 

heavy drinker

troublemaker child because she couldn't control her strength

Eruhaben 

good singer of old songs but only does it upon the kids' request

picky appetite

doesn't use kiosks because he's not interested in learning anything new

On

great dancer

makes travel plans

knows the most about memes

Hong

makes travel plans

likes winter because of family get-togethers

frequent social media poster because he finds it exciting

good at drawing because everyone praised their drawings

posts memes

Raon

makes travel plans

prefers to play together than go on amusement park rides

likes winter because of family get-togethers

late sleeper because he always daydreams of going on trips with his family

good at drawing because everyone praised their drawings

Choi Han

stiff dancer

secretly prefers thrills in the amusement park

good at making snow ducks

student with low grades

Deruth

believes in fortune telling stuff but is in denial over it

Cale

somehow ends up as the leader in team projects

celebrates others' birthdays secretly

best fit as the leader of a K-pop boy group

buys lots of online books to read when he achieves slacker life

heavy reader

drinks hot Americano because Ron says cold drinks is bad for him

Mary

likes spicy food

likes horror movies

good at computers because Tasha taught her

Lock

first to apologize after getting into a fight

model student with good grades

Tasha

loves to eat meat

Archie

always grumbles on trips but shuts up when Cale stares at him

Toonka

bad at using machines and gadgets

Cage

prefers eating over studying

Rosalyn

drinks iced Americano in the morning

troublemaker child because she wanted to do lots of things

Jack

likes pineapple pizza

Hannah

likes mint chocolate and eats it together with Mary

***

Some trivia:

Mint chocolate in Korea is similar to pineapple pizza that people either heavily like or dislike.

Witira being a heavy drinker is a pun related to her race as a whale tribe. Sulgorae (술고래) is a figurative expression for a heavy drinker. It’s a combination of the words 술 (alcohol) and 고래 (whale). English has a similar expression to it - drink like a fish

Making snow ducks is a trend in Korea. They use plastic tongs with a duck mold to create snow ducks. Some treat is a game where you make dozens of it fast as if printing out items in a factory, and line it up in a row.

Tteok-galbi is grilled short rib patties. Hmm, delicious~! 😋

#trash of the count's family #tcf ebook #tcf modern au

[grogusmum]

IRL

Part 1: @ nickcage_numerouno

JAVI X F!PLUS SIZE!READER

SUMMARY: Set before the events of The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Javi and Reader are friends online, and after a year of DMing they decide to meet. (The only change is Javi and Gabriela are just friends)

WORD COUNT: 1900ish

WARNINGS: Reader has insecurities about her size and appearance, Lucas is a jerk, and that's about it in this chapter. Javi is adorable, be warned.

This is nuts, you think as you get off the plane. 

This isn't your first time either… you thought it after you agreed to fly to Palma. You thought it as you purchased the ticket. You thought it as you took the shuttle to the airport and you lost count of how many times during the almost 10-hour flight… 

You take a breath, you've always wanted to travel, go to a cool film festival, so you're here. Meeting a friend. To go to the festival together. No big deal. You've known him for more than a year… online… you swallowed. Just keep breathing. It's going to be fine.

You find your suitcase and go to find your ride.

It's an international airport, so you are a little overwhelmed.

Then you see a sign with your name. Well, not your name, really, you give in internal chuckle. It’s your handle @han_shot_first. It has a blaster drawn on it, with "pew-pew" written in comic-sans. And you can't help but laugh out loud now. You look expectantly at the face above the sign.

It wasn't him…

You'd never felt nervous or intimidated by “@niccage_numerouno” until you saw him. Because holy moly! Those honeyed curls and warm brown eyes. He sent his photo with zero hesitation. Of course, he did. Why would he… you were a little slower. You had stared at it with the cursor hovering over the send button for what seemed like a lifetime. It was taken at a good angle, of course, angles can only do so much…

Until agreeing to take this trip, you hadn't seen one another's faces. You had decided it was time for you both to exchange photos.

@ nickcage_numerouno: Are you still there? 

@ nickcage_numerouno: not the best photo of me…

Oh my gosh, he thinks I don't like it! Click send you moron, you thought and clicked send, then quickly typed-

@ han_shot_first: I just got distracted by a text. Sorry to keep you hanging

Then you waited. And waited. It said read. The ellipsis dot dot dotting. Shit

@ nickcage_numerouno: I like your shirt

You laughed. Of course he did, it's Spider-Man Noir.

@ han_shot_first: You might not believe this but it *is* a coincidence!

You walk up to the man with the sign.

"Ah… hola?"

"Hola, señora." He tapped the sign, "Han…shot-"

"Um yeah- sí," you laugh and tell him your actual name. He looks at his phone and then at you, presumably looking at the photo you sent. 

"Welcome Mallorca, Señora. The car is just this way."

Okay, intimidated again. He sent a driver. You knew he had money because of his collection and his generosity with paying for the festival tickets … but 'send a driver' money?

You take deep breaths and remind yourself of some of your favorite DMs with him. He likes you. He's seen pics of your very regular apartment. You've talked about your job. He likes you. He's never seen more than one picture. Stop. He. Likes. You.

Suddenly your car door opens, bringing you out of your thoughts. 

"Thank you, um…" you realize you had been so inside your own head you don't know the driver's name. "I am so sorry, I didn't ask you your name-"

"Mateo, señora."

"I apologize again, Mateo thank you so much"

Mateo nods with a small appreciative smile.

"This way to the boat slip"

"A boat-" 

That's when you see him, Javi, in sunglasses (you note they are ones Nick Cage wore in Wild at Heart) linen pants, an orange button-down shirt, and a vast smile.

He calls your name and jogs over.

"You are here! Really here," Javi has you by the arms and gives you a little shake, before pulling you into a hug. "Thank you for getting my girl here, Mateo!"

Your cheeks warm at 'my girl' while still getting a bear hug from Javi. You put your arms around him gingerly. 

"Hello Javi, can't believe I'm really here either."

Finally, he pulls away to drink you in, you fluster under imagined scrutiny. You stand tall, remembering your posture, hoping you will somehow be, well, smaller.

"Nice shades, by the way."

Javi laughs, shaking his head. He then leads you to his speedboat, his hand firmly around yours.

"I have so much I want to show you and talk to you about," Javi debates telling you he couldn't sleep last night because he was so excited. You have always matched him in enthusiasm, so he had thought he could tell you without sounding 12 but, maybe it was the long flight, and there’s the jet lag, but he feels like you're somehow keeping your distance. Guarded. 

To be honest, Javi has been anxiously awaiting your arrival since you agreed to come. You are just as cute as your picture- cuter. He saved the photo you sent and only took it off his lock screen this morning for fear of freaking you out.

"Maybe you want to get cleaned up and have a rest," he suggests, as he helps you into the boat. 

"Maybe," you return.

A shower and a change out of your travel clothes does the trick, you are gifted with a second wind. You also feel a little less self-conscious. Since you met Javi on the dock, other than when he was driving the boat he has found reasons to touch you, hold your hand, be close. 

He hugged you again at the door of the guest room, this time his sunglasses off. His warm eyes (oh my gosh you had gazed at them in his picture but it did them little justice) crinkled happily as he looked at you and when you finally shut the door between you, your heart was like a rabbit’s.

Javi looks at himself in the hall mirror, he looks okay, right? When Gabriela enters the hall he jumps and steps away from the mirror.

"Are you alright, Javi?"

"I just, um, you know my tumblfriend-"

"She is here, yes? Did you just get back?" 

"Sure, yeah, she's just - she is getting cleaned up after her flight, you know… maybe get in a little nap or…"

Gabriela looks at the ceiling quizzically.

"Javi, is everything okay?"

"Yeah, yes… I think."

Javi looks at his dearest friend, "What if she doesn't like me IRL."

"I R L?"

"In real life," Javi leans against the wall, a cloud of worry hanging over him.

"She is going to love you!" 

Javi looks up from examining his sneakers. He wore his lucky ones, they didn't really match too well with what he was wearing but he wanted the extra boost of confidence.

You trot down the stairs and stop short in the hall at the sight of Javi and a gorgeous woman. You move more purposefully getting to the bottom of the stairs, thinking about how you must have looked practically hopping down the stairs… ugh. She is very close to him, which is fine, of course. You are just friends after all, but you just- 

Javi smiles and takes your hand again, and introduces you to his 'BFF and executive assistant extraordinaire- Gabriela.'

Gabriela.

He told you all about her, they had tried being together but ended up feeling they were better as friends.

He also told you she was beautiful and smart. You just didn't realize how beautiful, how willowy. They look amazing together. Right.

Shake it off, you tell yourself, and take a deep breath. You are not in competition with anybody.

"You don't need to lie down?" Javi asks, still holding your hand.

"Nope! Just needed to wash off the traveling dust, I guess," you extend your other hand to Gabriela, "it's so nice to put a face to the name. Javi says you're his left brain."

She takes it with a surprised laugh.

"Well, I know your face, Javi showed me your photo right away, he put-"

Javi looks at Gabriela pleadingly.

"-was so happy you were coming."

“Let me show you around,” Javi moves in quickly and takes your hand again hoping you didn't notice anything. You smile with a nod.

“Have fun!” Gabriela calls after you.

“So what are you showing me first?” 

“My collection, of course, pfft,” Javi rolls his eyes playfully, and he warms when your hand stays on his arm after giving it an excited squeeze. He tries to watch you surreptitiously as you take in the grounds, mumbling, “beautiful,” under your breath. He wants to tell you, you are too… One step at a time, Javi, he thinks to himself. He tells you about the villa and the olive groves. He leaves his family business out of it. Lucas is gone for the week. He is the only one on the compound who Javi is worried about.

He’s feeling more confident, and it just starts to feel like when you would chat for hours online, when he comes face to face with none other than Lucas. It was like just thinking of him summoned his cousin. 

And by the look on his face, he was going to be a problem.

“Lucas, I thought you were away,” Javi starts quickly trying to take hold of the conversation and keep it short. He introduces you by name, and a friend,  “we are - in a writers’ group… online. She’s just arrived, so…” 

You can tell Javi was trying to keep this interaction short, and that this is one of the people who don't know about Tumblr. Lucas is truly intimidating not just because he is handsome and fit, maybe a little like the guys who teased you in school… but also something else - he is hawkish, sharp, and dangerous looking. He says hello and you shiver a little, he smiles wide but it doesn't reach his calculating eyes.

“Nice to meet you, Lucas,” you say as you reach out to take his hand. He kisses it.

Javi rolls his eyes, and his grip tightens on your hand.

“We will be eating at Roberto’s tonight and then we'll be at a film festival all weekend, so, we’ll see you around,” Javi makes to get you as far from his cousin as soon as possible.

“Such a rush, Javi. ¿Es hora de comer tan pronto?”

Is it feeding time so soon?

You know some Spanish, but only a little. You get the gist, but from the way, Javi's face darkens, and his nostrils flare. You know something in your translation is off. If you have to make a guess, Lucas is just like one of those boys from school, you decide. Knowing you are in some way the butt of a joke your face heats with embarrassment. 

“A delight as always Lucas,” Javi grumbles and pulls you. He is still muttering as he brings you to a door with a pin pad, it’s mostly rapid Spanish, but you recognize ‘pendejo, jerk off.’

You can't help giggling-

“Aliens”

Javi smiles with a huff, but puts both of his warm hands on your arms, gently running them up and down.

“Do not listen to Lucas, he is - well, he is horrible,” Javi types in the code. “I am truly sorry for his rudeness.” 

You shrug, some residual embarrassment casting your eyes at your shoes. 

“You are beautiful, you know.” 

You look up quickly, not believing your ears. He said it like it was the simplest of observations. Like it is the most obvious thing. Maybe you misheard…

“Are you ready?” Javi smiles and opens the door, you try to focus, this is the prized collection he has been telling you about for a year- sharing photos of new acquisitions and-

“Is that the bunny from Con Air?!”

part 2

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[kyuusberry]

kitty | ive liz - oneshot

pairing: gf!liz x gn!reader

genre/theme: fluff, non idol au

warnings: none

ib: nothing

notes: all of my stories, oneshots, drabbles, ect are all fiction (fake/made up) except for the idols!! my stories do not depict how these idols actually act or their sexual orientation (straight, lesbian, gay, bisexual, aromantic, ect). the only time you'll ever read semi-true things is if it's my headcanons then i do use some facts from kprofiles and sometimes youtube videos but that's it.

a/n: special ive oneshot series because i'm seeing them on the 16th <3 they won't be in order by age, just by whoever i want! link to all of the parts will be here!

cis men, homophobes, racists, 20+, smut accounts dni

liz gasped, "look at him! the cat is so cute!" she smiled, looking at a small, gray-ish cat named seok.

"he is cute," you smiled.

you, and your girlfriend liz were at a pet shelter, just looking around and playing with the animals there. liz always said she didn't want to adopt, but you could tell she did. she always liked helping the staff out with the animals, it made her happy.

you liked seeing her happy, and that was usually when you took her to an animal shelter. and today, that's exactly what you did. but what she didn't know was that you took her to the shelter today to see which animal she took the most interest in so you could adopt the animal tomorrow and surprise her.

obviously, she didn't suspect anything because you two go to the shelters so often together, she thought you were just taking her because she was really excited to go to the shelter again that weekend. the only hard part was that she took interest in every animal there. you had no idea which one she would like the most.

liz gasped again, breaking your train of thought, "babe! look at the cute pug! she's so tiny!" she cooed, petting the puppy and giving her a treat before leaving.

you laughed a little, "i can see that, love."

when you two left the shelter, she was pretty upset, but you took her to her favorite ice cream parlor before heading back home. by the time you got back, you were sure which animal you were gonna get her. that small, gray-ish cat. sol? sun? no- it was seok. that was the cat's name.

the next morning, you said you were going to go on your daily morning jog, but that was a lie. you went back to the shelter to get seok. you bought him online the night before, when liz was asleep. you felt bad for lying to her, but it was a surprise, you kind of had to.

"thank you for purchasing seok. he just got here not too long ago, so he is still a little feisty, but don't worry too much. we've trained him and helped him get used to humans the past couple months he's been here," the lady at the desk smiled.

you had seok in your arms, petting him and smiling, "thank you as well. see you soon," you set seok in his pet carrier, waved and left.

there was no traffic that day, so it only took you about 8 minutes to get back home. you opened the door and softly set the cage down. thankfully, liz was in your shared bedroom so she couldn't see.

"liz! come here, i have a surprise for you!" you called out and liz came out pretty quickly.

"close your eyes and hold out your arms for me, love."

she did as she was asked and felt something somewhat heavy and fluffy in her arms, "what is this?" she laughed.

"open your eyes."

when she opened her eyes, she was excited, happy, and shocked all at once, "you bought me a cat?! seok from the shelter yesterday! oh my gosh, thank you so much!" her eyes were tearing up and she gently set the cat down on the couch before hugging you tightly.

"this is the best gift ever, thank you y/n," she cried.

you hugged her back, "of course, my love. i love you," you whispered in her ear.

#kim jiwon #jiwon #liz #ive x reader #ive #ive icons #ive liz #fluff #kpop oneshots #oneshot #imagine #x reader #liz x reader #kpop #kpop gg #liz oneshot #liz imagine #kyuusberry

[saiyanprincessswanie]

Caution

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 1655

Summary: You and Bucky were online shopping and stumbled upon funny underwear. Without the other knowing you each purchase a pair. How will you each react to the silliness?

Warnings: Fluff, silliness, (s)mut, (o)ral (F & M), Daddy (K)ink

A/N: This is just a silly fic I wrote do to the photo above that Amazon advertised on my FB page lol.

A/N 2: Thank you to my beta readers @lfnr-blog-blog-blog & @pigwidgeonxo​

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You were on the couch surfing around Amazon when you found something that caught your eye. You lightly chuckled to yourself but Bucky who was on his laptop stopped working.

“What are you laughing at pretty girl?” Bucky's voice was deep and had a hint of amusement behind it.

“Oh nothing, just found something amusing online.” You clicked “buy now” and thanks to Prime it was going to arrive the next day. “What are you up to? Almost done with work?”

Bucky’s face heated up in what looked to be embarrassment as he did a couple of clicks and slammed his laptop closed. “Oh yeah, I’m all done now.”

“Care to share what made you all red? Looking at something sexy?”

“On the computer? Don’t be like that, I have exactly what I want. She is sexy, smart, funny, beautiful, and all mine.”

Bucky got up from the table and slowly stalked over to you. You set your laptop on the coffee table as he dropped onto the couch caging you in.

“Let’s say we take this in the bedroom and I show you how sexy you are.” Bucky huskily spoke in your ear before sitting up and pulling you with him. He tossed you over his shoulder and carried you to bed.

The next day you checked the mail and noticed two packages, one addressed to you and the other to Bucky. You opened yours and took a look at the pair of panties you bought. You chuckled to yourself as you made your way to wash and dry them.

Later when they were cleaned and dried Bucky came home. You saw him take his package and disappeared. After a few minutes, you heard the washer going. He must have bought a shirt you thought to yourself. As you go about your evening cooking for the both of you Bucky scurries past you with an article of clothing. You couldn’t see what he was carrying but you didn’t think much of it. 

After dinner, you and Bucky relaxed on the couch watching tv until bedtime. You yawned and stretched looking up at Bucky. “I’m going to get ready for bed.”

“Sounds good sweetheart I will be right behind you.” Bucky smiled at you as you headed towards the bedroom. Once you reached the bedroom you quickly went to your dresser and pulled out the panties. Then you went to Bucky’s closet and pulled out one of his henleys. This was going to be perfect.

Heading to the bathroom you did your nightly routine of getting ready for bed. You caught a glimpse of Bucky grabbing boxer briefs from his dresser. He went to get changed as you were finishing up. When you were done you seductively walked out to see Bucky shirtless and under the covers. As you reached the end of the bed you crawled up the bed to him, swaying your hips while he bit his lip looking at you. You crawled up his body and sat on his hips. 

“God sweetheart, you look good enough to eat. But first I want my henley off you.” He slowly slid the shirt up your body and pulled it off of you leaving you only in your panties. His eyes took in your half-naked form and as his eyes scanned over you they landed on the panties. “Caution slippery when wet?” That had Bucky laughing hard. You joined him in laughing together.

“What, you don’t like my new panties?” You say in between giggles, your eyebrows wiggled as he continued to laugh.

“No, it’s not that doll. It’s just that… climb off my lap for a minute.” You crawled off and sat next to him. Bucky pulled down the covers and your eyes went wide. You started to laugh hysterically as you saw his boxer briefs that read “caution choking hazard.” 

You fell to the bed laughing knowing you each bought the same product. The odds of buying the same thing were astronomical. Both your laughter started to calm down as you rolled over to your side to look at him.

“We really are meant to be together,” you say while smiling at him.

“That we are sweetheart. So do I get to see if your caution sign is real? You wet for me?” Bucky’s voice dropped an octave and you swore you grew wet instantly for him. 

You shook your head no. “I want to see if what you have underneath is a choking hazard first.” Your hand caressed the bulge that the boxer briefs were hiding. Sitting up, you pulled the boxer briefs off Bucky and threw them onto the floor. Your eyes took in the size of his cock and your mouth watered. You lean down and lick the tip of his cock causing him to shudder. Your eyes lock with his blue ones as you slowly take him in your mouth. What your mouth couldn’t finish taking your hand wrapped around him to stroke his length. Up and down you sucked him down. Every now and then taking more of him in until he reaches your throat. The first time he hits your throat you gag around him, tears filling your eyes, and that pulls a groan from Bucky. You relax your throat the best you can as you go up and down on him. Bucky fists his hands in your hair as you continue to bob your head as his cock works down your throat. Your eyes are tearing up the more you choke around him. You cupped his sack and started to fondle them as you swirled your tongue around him. This made Bucky let out a moan. Up and down, faster and faster you go until finally Bucky cums with a shout of your name. He tenses up as rope after rope of cum goes down your throat. You make sure you get every last drop and swallow. 

“Fuck sweetheart that was amazing.” Bucky looks down at you and sees your teary eyes and he swears you’re beautiful just the way you look. “Now let me see if it's really slippery while wet between those thighs. Bucky lays you down on the bed and makes his way between your legs. He rubs your panties and smiles up at you. “You’re soaked doll. I’m going in for a closer inspection. Pulling your panties down your legs he throws the pair on the floor with his boxer briefs. 

Bucky puts both your legs over his shoulders so you are wide open for him. Leaning down he does his first lap of your wetness. When you groan he parts your lips and does it again. His tongue feels amazing as he starts to eat you like a man starved. His beard is starting to get wet the more he dives back in and takes you apart. You start panting out his name as his fingers replace his tongue and his mouth finds your clit. Your back lightly arches as his two fingers fuck you in earnest. Your silky walls keep pulling his fingers back inside you as your breaths start picking up. 

He knows you are close and he is patiently waiting for you to crest that mountain. His mouth latches on to your clit and he sucks it, his tongue flicking it every other time. Finally, he gives you what you want and rubs against your sweet spot deep inside you. In moments you are crying out his name as you cum for him. His mouth continues to eat you out until you are pulling on his hair as your hips stop rocking against him. Bucky pulls away gently, kneeling between your legs and you see his beard is completely soaked. 

He is licking his lips as he flips you over onto your stomach and pulls your hips up. “Someone completely soaked my beard and god do I love it.” In one fluid motion, Bucky was sinking deep inside your core. He sets a firm, deep pace as he wants to pull the most noises out of you that drive him wild. Every thrust in and out has you begging for more.

“Bu-Bucky…Harder, please!” Your fingers hold onto the sheets underneath you as Bucky starts to plow harder into you.

“Is this what my doll wants? Daddy deep inside her pussy? Want me to fuck you stupid?” He asks in that deep voice you love so much.

“Yes! Please, Daddy. I need it, I need you!”

Bucky obliges, going deeper and harder. Skin slapping against skin fills the air and takes you apart. Your whines and moans are music to his ears as he fucks you with earnest. Every time your pussy tightens around his cock Bucky lets out a growl. Your whines keep getting louder and louder until finally, you’re cumming around his cock. A few more hard strokes and Bucky is right behind you cumming deep inside you. After a few lazy thrusts, he pulls out of you and both of you collapse on the bed.

“Buying those panties was one of your best ideas sweetheart,” Bucky says as he kisses your shoulder. 

Catching your breath you smile at him. “Those boxer briefs were perfect. We need to do this again sometime.” Bucky nods his head as he gets out of bed to grab a washcloth for you to clean with. Once you've cleaned up you crawl under the covers with Bucky right behind you. He spoons you from behind and kisses your neck.

“Good night sweetheart,” he breathes against your neck.

“Goodnight Buck,” you whisper before you fall asleep.

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[anjelicawrites]

Finally, the ice dildo story. NSFW and individual triggers under the cut! 18+ only.

Warnings: ice dildo usage (duh!), ass play, hints at cunnilingus, anal sex, blowjob, a dash of edging, overstimulation, p in v sex, mentions of abuse, a dash of angst

When Aemond excitedly shows you his online purchase you aren't sure how you are supposed to react. The phallus is of moderate size, cool to the touch and with a wide base. When he tells you that it can be put in the freezer to cool, you ask him if he's sure about it and he beams at you, happy and excited.

You don't like the cold in general, you like it even less in the bedroom. It's not a trigger, even though you had bad experiences with it you have used ice cubes on Aemond more times than you can remember, but the idea of having something that cool inside of you? No, thanks a lot. When he sits back next to you, after having stashed the dildo in the freezer, you can see Aemond vibrating with excitement. He's grown so much more bold in his sexuality, in expressing what he likes and you couldn't be more proud of him; on the other hand, you still have that strong protective instinct towards him, so afraid for him, you'd put him in your pocket for safekeeping forever.

Later that day you are washing the dishes when Osferth hugs you from behind, the warmth of his skin seeping through your clothes.

"Have you seen Aemond's new purchase?"

"I did - you try to school your voice to neutrality - he's pretty excited about it".

It's delusional for you to try and hide your feelings to Osferth, who can read you like a book.

"What about you? Our boy is growing up and being adventurous".

When you don't answer, he delicately grabs your hips and turns you around to look into your eyes, you avoid his. Osferth knows the full extent of the abuse you suffered, Aemond doesn't, for the simple reason that he would do something unreasonable about it and you don't want his hands red with blood. On the other hand, you still have chilblain scars on your feet and had pneumonia twice, because of your ex, thus treading waters carefully when there's extreme cold involved in the bedroom.

"I am happy for him - you say - I truly am, but I am not sure if I am projecting my traumas on him or I am just succumbing to the urge to keep him safe".

There, you said it, now it's out in the world and off your chest. Osferth cups your face in his big hands, the rough texture familiar against the softness of your cheeks.

"You know you should give Aemond more credit. He's less of a glass figurine that you make him out to be"

"I know that. I am just so afraid of hurting him by mistake. God knows how much I have fucked up with you..."

"Shh, non of that - he says, his thumb soft on your lips - if anything I was supposed to tell you to stop and I didn't. Shh, shh. I was bottoming for you, it was my job to tell you we were going nowhere, you were the one working through her traumas, not me".

You hug him, hiding your face against the side of his neck; you don't deserve this kind man, his softness and patience with you. You can feel his hands under the cotton of your shirt, warm and big, soothing you with delicate motions on the back of your rib cage.

"Do you think you can manage? You don't have to participate if you think it might hurt you"

"It will not hurt me and I am sick and tired having still to deal with the ruins, that piece of shit left in my life" you bite back, anger flaring up in your chest.

One of Osferth's hands cups your face again, making sure you are staring into his eyes.

"If anything feels wrong we stop. Shh, I am not asking and Aemond understands better than I will ever do how trauma works"

"I will tell you. I promise I'll safeword my way out"

"Good girl" is a rumble in his chest.

With a fluid motion Osferth sits you on the kitchen and falls on his knees, then he spreads your legs open, a smirk on his lips when he notices you are wearing no panties.

"What's this for?" you ask breathless

"I am but a humble traveler who is starving. Will you be so cruel to deny me my nourishment?"

"Never - you answer pushing your hips closer to his waiting face - come feed until you are sated".

Your lives are random and far less organized than anyone would believe; the dildo stays stashed in the freezer for days, not forgotten but God damn it! Sometimes your jobs are such a pain in your collective sides! Come the weekend you are all tired and done with your lives in general, not truly eating dinner because you are all tired. But Aemond looks stunning, then again, when doesn’t he look ethereal and angelical? Good enough to eat? 

You stare at Osferth who, you just know, is having your same thoughts. It doesn’t help that Aemond is wearing one of those ridiculous crop tops and sweatpants that ride low on his hips, leaving his delicious tummy and belly button bare. Dark thoughts flash into your mind and you know the same is happening in Osferth’s.

You and Osferth share another long look; you two don’t really need to talk when it comes to jumping Aemond’s bones, to read him to know he wants the two of you, like he does right now.

You take his hand, entwining his fingers with yours to kiss his palm, before helping him on his feet to kiss him properly, your body plastered against his, your tongue searching for his. Aemond moans in the kiss, his hips kicking against yours when Osferth starts playing with his nipples, slowly and leisurely, as if he has all the time in the world to drive Aemond crazy with need, and he does, who’s stopping you two from kissing and playing with his body until he begs to be fucked? You assault the skin of his neck not covered by the collar, sucking kisses there that make him keen, his cock as hard as stone, trapped between your bellies as you slowly back him to the staircase. He sucks on your breasts the moment you shed his old university t-shirt almost falling on you when Osferth helps him remove his sweats and socks. By the time you three are halfway up the stairs, there’s a trail of clothes behind you all and you are all sharing hungry kisses, Osferth’s finger in the metal loop on Aemond’s collar to direct his steps. You three fall on the bed, fingers, hands, mouths and lips going everywhere to caress and suck and bite, your bodies pushing against one another, their precome and your juices everywhere on your bodies, the heath and need unmistakeable. Osferth grabs you hair to kiss you hungrily, his teeth biting the soft skin of your lips and you know where this is going, where he is going; for a second he stares into your eyes, searching, before you nod, his fingers caress your cheek and you mouth him to go fetch the thing.

Before Aemond can say anything, you attack his lips again, one hand in his hair to keep him against you, his cock nestled in your wetness as he ruts between your lower lips. Lube, you need lube and you need to prepare him. 

“Turn around my sweet boy - you murmur against his ear - ass up in the air for me”

“Kostilus, please” he begs, rutting against your core, he doesn’t want to leave your warmth, he wants it to surround his aching cock

“Be a good boy and you’ll get a nice surprise” 

“Skoros iksis ziry? What is it?” 

“Do as I say and you’ll find out”.

He’s eager in positioning himself the way you’ve asked, his delectable ass up in the air, his arms stretched in front of himself, beautiful and submissive for you. Painstakingly slow your fingers follow the long line of his spine as he moans, needy for you, your lips kissing the nape of his neck, leaving small love bites on his perfect skin, his hips pushing against the bed sheets, cock red and engorged. Slowly you uncap the lube and pour a liberal amount between his cheeks and he moans, the lube cold against his burning skin; his fingers grab the bedding when you start breaching him, his hips following the thrusting of your digits, slowly fucking and scissoring him open, ignoring his prostate when the begging starts. He’s so close already, his cock engorged and heavy between his legs, he calls your name and you order him to turn on his back, he does so with a sob when your fingers leave his hole.

“Kostilus qogralbar nyke sir! Please fuck me now!” he begs arching his long back

“Not yet - you murmur, your fingers entering him again, lips focusing on his nipples and he screams, his orgasm so close he can almost taste it - don’t come just yet, be good”.

He closes his eye in frustration, hips buckling under your body, ass clenching painfully around your fingers. He needs to come badly, at least once to take the edge off, please! You ignore his pleadings and curl a hand around his cock like a vise and he screams, hips pistoning wildly, forcing your fingers even deeper into his ass. He’s so ready, you can feel it around your digits, you can see it in the way his cock weeps for you; you need to slow down, you just know he’d want to come on the dildo and not on your fingers. He whines when you remove your fingers and you have to hold him tight, caressing his hair as he tells you he doesn’t want to be edged, not tonight, his eye big with need for you. You hold him, telling him he has to be patient and his surprise shall arrive immediately. 

Speaking of the devil, Osferth arrives silently, hands behind his back, Aemond doesn’t see him because his face is burrowed against your chest, your soft smell calming him, his lips kissing the delicate skin of your breasts, the contact of your skin the only thread that keeps his sanity together. Gently you ask him to close his eye and he does it immediately, his trust fully yours and Osferth’s, who just mouths you if you are ready. You are not sure if you’ll ever be, some scars run deep and their symptoms are the most unpredictable; in the twilight forest that’s your heart sometimes, your love for Aemond, and for Osferth, is your only guide, your only ray of hope. You nod back to him, your hand reaching for his, your trust in him stronger than the one in yourself. 

With a gentle, but stern voice, Osferth tells Aemond to keep his eye closed until instructed otherwise and to open his mouth. The kiss they share is hungry, Osferth’s free hand tight on Aemond’s jaw, his tongue hungry and unforgiving as he steals moans of pleasure from him, his need stark. When their lips part, Osferth doesn’t give Aemond time to recuperate, he slides the dildo on his red lips and he responds with a surprised yelp, his cock jumping against his contracted abs. Aemond doesn’t even need to be told what to do, obediently he opens his mouth for the dildo to fuck, animal sounds escaping with every push and pull, the shape of the sex toy visible in his throat when he finally manages to swallow it to the base. Mesmerized you crawl to him and kiss him the second the dildo is moved down his slender neck, he moans at the change of temperature, even more when your lips follow the cool trace left by the dildo, warming his skin where it froze cold, sucking on his pebbled nippels as the rounded edge of the toy runs circle around them. He moans, dark, animalistic sounds coming from his chest, a rumble of pleasure as he arches towards the double sensation, hot and cold on his feverish skin. When the dildo moves up and down his cock, his hips need to be pinned to the bed, he pumps violently against nothing as the cold feeling spreads, being immediately replaced by your and Osferth’s warm tongues, licking his shaft, kissing wherever the sex toy leaves a cold trace. It’s too much, he’s going to come and has no way to tell you two, his brain incapable of forming a coherent thought; he screams when you curl your hand around his base, stopping his orgasm, his frustration short lived when his ass is breached again by Osferth’s fingers, quick and deep, until he is ready to be taken. You are not sure you want to see, imagining the cold where Aemond burns wildly scares you; Osferth makes this decision for you, one hand in your hair, with a gentle voice he reassures you while he makes you look as Aemond’s ass swallows the toy greedily, your lover’s screams of pleasure deafening as he’s fucked slowly, his hips following the rhythm of the dildo against his prostate, his face contracted in pleasure like you’ve never seen before. He comes untouched, ropes and ropes of semen staining his belly, a continuous string of “Tolī, more” escaping his lips, his desire satisfied as Osferth’s fingers breach him again and you start licking his spent cock, until he’s hard once more, his refractory period uncharacteristically short. The dildo breaches him again and fucks him faster, his hips pistoning violently has you lick his cock, the contrast between your warm mouth and the dildo in his ass drives him to madness, until he comes down your hungry throat. This second orgasm leaves him speechless, air entering his lungs in greedy, desperate gulps; your fingers slowly breach him to scissor him open and he pathetically tries to follow your movements with his tired hips, his cock spent against his abdomen. It’s when you are three fingers in, that he begs for the dildo again, this time you fight your own fears and slowly enter him again, the base of the dildo firm in your hand. You take your time, avoiding his prostate as you fuck him following the leisurely rhythm of Osferth’s lips around his cock; you drink the way Aemond’s body moves, his hips undulating shamelessly, his arms stretched to grab the bedsheet, feet planted on the mattress to help him move. He begs you, broken and pathetic, begs for another orgasm, eyes still closed like the good boy that he is. Osferth has to pin his hips on the mattress when you focus on his prostate with fast pushes, the rhythm unforgiving, until he comes down Osferth’s throat, spasms ravaging his whole body as he wails pitifully. 

You are so wet for him, unexpectedly so, you can feel your own juices flowing down your legs, your cunt empty and hungry. You’d never expect this reaction  from your own body, not when cold is involved, but your body hungers for more, hungers for him.

“Open your eyes” it comes out breathier than you expected

“Can you give us another one?” Osferth hugs you from behind, his chin on your shoulder, arms protective around your waist.

Aemond stares at the two of you lost, arms crossed at the wrist on his forehead, chest heaving violently. His whole lower half feels sore and cold, the muscles of his abs and thighs are pulling, still he needs you two.

“Kessa, yes - he moans, torso arching - Jaelan tolī.  Kostan tepagon ao tolī, I want more. I can give you more”.

Gently you caress his marred cheek, him leaning to your soft touch where his skin is always numb and hurts. Your fingers caress the length of his scar as Osferth kisses his unmarred side, chapped lips following imaginary lines on his skin. Aemond’s nerves are still reeling from the contrast between the coldness of the dildo and your warm bodies, your combined touches sending shockwaves of pleasure wherever they land. Both your lips kissing his, your tongues languidly playing with his reignite the fire in his belly against the coldness he feels wherever the dildo has touched him. Gently you two kiss him everywhere, sucking hickeys on his perfect skin, he moans, his hands slotting in both your mops of hair, scratching the skin of your napes, until you two are both at level with his growing erection. With soft kisses and teasing licks, his cock grows again, red and leaky against the porcelain skin of his abdomen, your tongues following the thick veins there, trying to kiss one another while playing with him, until he begs, hands fisting his own hair in desperation as both your fingers and Osferth’s prepare him again, slowly, gently coaxing his opening to accept Osferth’s cock. You cradle Aemond’s head against your bosom as he moans, his back arching at the intrusion, the warmth of Osferth’s manhood a stark contrast with the coolness of the dildo you two have used on him repeatedly. You can hear Osferth curse at how tight Aemond is, his strokes languid, wanting to help him lose up and Christ it’s hard, Aemond’s muscles curl like a vice around his manhood. When you gently shed his cock inside your warm cunt, Aemond curses in High Valyrian, his nerves still remembering the coolness of the dildo and his ass clenches with a long moan of pleasure.

Neither you, nor Osferth are in a hurry, you two take your time in savoring every glorious inch of his splendid body, pushing inside of him slowly and steadily, riding him so he cab feel your cunt opening up for him, his fingers entwined with yours in the vain attempt to keep a sliver of control, when he has none, his body dependent on yours and Osferth’s for the pleasure he feels growing in his belly, far more destructive than anything he’s ever felt in his life. As both your paces quickens, the flames inside him burn him hotter than ever with every push of Osferth’s thick cock and stroke of your delectable pussy around his manhood. He can’t buckle, he can’t trash around as pleasure engulfs him and he comes with tears in his eyes, taking the two of you with him.

it takes a long time for the three of you to leave the bed, too preoccupied with cuddling under the covers, kissing and caressing your still singing bodies, sweat be damned! For the longest time Aemond lies curled between your two, his face against your chest, fingers curling in the skin of your back, legs entwined with Osferth’s who mouths a quick “Are you ok?” in your general direction, you can only answer with a smile.

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[betterthanapokeintheeye]

30 gifts for 30 days of November - Day 29

This is the twenty ninth of thirty Better Than a Poke in the Eye recommended gifts for the book lover in your life, even if that book lover is YOU!

Today’s recommendation is: Long Live the Pumpkin Queen by Shea Ernshaw .

Rachel fell in love with Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas and recommended a novelisation of it earlier in this list.  Long Live the Pumpkin Queen is a sequel book continuing the story and Rachel is hoping it appears in her stocking this christmas.

Jack and Sally are truly meant to be... or are they? Newly crowned, Sally is thrown into the role of Queen of Halloween Town. Cast into the spotlight and tasked with royal duties, Sally can't help but wonder if all she's done is swap her captivity under Dr. Finkelstein for a new cage.

When Sally and Zero accidentally uncover a long-hidden doorway to an ancient realm called Dream Town, she unknowingly sets a chain of sinister events in motion, putting herself, and the future of Halloween Town, in jeopardy. Can Sally discover how to be true to herself and save Halloween Town, or will her future turn into her worst nightmare?

Long Live the Pumpkin Queen - Shea Ernshaw R.R.P. £7.99

You can purchase it through our online bookshop or through any of our affiliate links.  

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[denial-permanente]

Hi! I’ve seen you refer to your vikskin faux penis many times, it obviously pleases you! Please could you enlighten me to its benefits? It sounds very specific…. How is it different to any other dildo? I’m very interested in purchasing one and would value your opinion. Do you have any recommendations? Also for a suitable harnesses to go with it? Any links or pictures would be great. As you may know, I also keep my husband in permanent chastity and have him on a strict no piv rule so your dynamic resonates with us greatly.

Thank you for your time.

Ms x

Hi Ms, I've been following your blog for a while. So nice to hear from you!

When we started this, for a while I was unlocking my husband to make love since I prefer having him in me to oral. But a few a few weeks with no coming he would have a difficult time holding back, so he suggested using a dildo, and I agreed.

We went through a few of them. A couple were okay, but the shapes were so odd and not natural looking which I found to be a turn off after a while. Then we tried the ones with a more "realistic" shape. One had a disgusting plastic smell that we could not get rid of. Another one looked ugly. Another had a weird off color to it.

Yes, I'm very particular. 🤣

Finally my husband found one online. It was expensive but it did not have any weird plastic odors. More importantly, it looked natural. The color and the feel were good, and the best part is that it looked a lot like my husband. I enjoyed this one for a while.

He found out that the maker was called Vixen Creations, and that led us to buying the same model (shape) except in their new design. This one felt more lifelike than anything else we had tried, and we used it for years. The quality was excellent, and again, it felt so much like my husband that I had no problem at all keeping him locked for months at a time.

We recently moved on to the their Ranger X model. It's the same shape, just... bigger in all ways. I find that it's very satisfying, and the feel is incredible, especially aster he warms it up. 🔥😍

Tom here, with the technical details.

The first "good" one we bought was from the now defunct Blowfish site, however it's is still available from Vixen Creations under the name "Mediaum Realistic Bent." The next one, the "Tex", is from the same mold, but is in their "Vixskin" line: a firm inner core, and a more pliable outer layer. The Ranger X is in their latest triple layered style: firm inner core, a pliable second layer, and a looser feeling top layer of very stretchy silicone. They are hand dipped, so the production numbers are lower, and the costs are higher. But the logo on the packaging says "worth every inch."

https://vixencreations.com/collections/vixskin

We paired them with the Stormy Leather "Terra Firma Dee" harness, now carried by The Stockroom out in San Francisco. I like the D ring version so I can make quick adjustments. The leather has held up and has been good quality. But in my opinion, the best harnesses will have two straps running down and around the thighs for stability, as opposed to the thong style.

A final note: get a dildo with a plain basez and no testicles. You can situate it lower on your hips (especially with the two-strap style harness) for a more natural position, and the testicles won't press down on the cage.

#chastity question

[kingkatsuki]

I feel like katsuki would be such an interesting person to go to a sex toyshop with .

Idk if he'd be awkward and flustered the entire time or just picking up the largest dildos for you without an ounce of shame . I can lowkey picture him secretly holding the dildo next to his crotch to see if he's bigger (he is ).

Oh, he’d definitely be awkward and flustered. You’re trying to get his input for which toys to buy, and he’s just trying to usher you out of there as quickly as possible. Wonders why you couldn’t have purchased this shit online instead, but he can’t deny he’s downright shocked at how big some of the dildos are, and what the fuck some of this shit is for? Like you show him a chastity cage and he’s BLUSHING.

Gets excited when you show him those long distance vibrators though, and loves picking out a strap for you to wear🥺 but he’s only really comfortable once you’ve left😭😂

#jo talks

[brighteyedbushybrowed]

Copia one shot of him making his rats different Halloween bat wings and then getting excited to pick them out and dress them (this was the greatest idea you’ve ever had)

𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 Everyone has hobbies and things they're passionate about. Copia's just happens to be ensuring his babies have glorious wings ready for spooky season.

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩(𝐬) None.

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 Just Copia being absolutely besotted with his furry friends and dressing them up in their new threads.

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 854 words.

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 I don't usually do fic requests but after our discussion about this the other night I couldn't not write it. I've been thinking about it ever since and this is the result of that. Hope you enjoy, hen! Also, bonus points to anyone who recognises/knows some of the names I used for the rats hehe.

It had started as something to occupy his mind when he and the band were on tour. Nobody questioned the fact that Copia took a sewing kit and scraps of material around with him everywhere, although Sodo did make fun of him one time. That ended up being the only occasion he did so after he was threatened with a spray bottle of water and a stern expression on the Papa’s face. From that point onward, it was just a generally accepted fact that he had little sewing projects on the go wherever they went.

Quickly, Copia’s casual hobby turned into a mission. What was the mission? To make sure each of his beloved babies had their own bat wings for Halloween. And it wasn’t just one pair for each rat, oh no. They all needed four pairs of wings each so that they had a variety to choose from. Any less simply wouldn’t do. After all, Papa had several different outfits to pick and choose when performing at rituals so why shouldn’t his little friends have the same privilege?

Now, just a week before Halloween, almost all the wings were complete. There were just a few sets left that needed tweaking and finishing touches before they could be hung up in the tiny dollhouse wardrobes Copia had purchased online. There was a wardrobe for each rat, all of them lined up and painted different colours to differentiate which one belonged to which furry friend.

“Ah! Perfetto!” He beamed proudly as he held up the shimmering violet wings he’d just finished, admiring the way the light glittered against the small sequins. “Alighieri, don’t you think you’ll look simply sublime in these?”

Alighieri, a rotund brown rat with an ear partially bitten off, sniffed at the wings that Copia presented to him. The human was seemingly satisfied with his response and picked the little rat up to put them on him.

The moment the wings were in place, the man had to force himself to remain calm so that his overexcitement wouldn’t startle the handsome creature in his palms.

“I knew it,” he said lovingly. “The most handsome brown rat in the whole ministry. Oh yes you are.”

Copia pressed a gentle kiss to the top of Alighieri’s head and placed him back in the cage he shared with two other rats, Rossetti and Carducci. The two of them, also brown rats, were already clad in the bat wings they had chosen. Rossetti was decked out in sage green velvet wings whilst Carducci was looking rather dapper in crimson red wings made from Copia’s old cassock. The three of them curiously inspected one another’s new accessories, which he took to mean that they approved of and adored what he’d worked so hard to craft for them.

He clicked the cage closed and turned to the second cage. “And don’t think I’ve forgotten about you, ladies!”

With a bounce in his step, Copia eagerly opened the four wardrobes assigned to the cage and took a pair of wings out of each. For Catacomb, a black and white rat and the first rat he got as a pet, white wings with little peaches printed onto the fabric seemed to be the perfect choice. However, he made sure to show them to her before carefully putting them on her to make sure that she too approved of the accessory. Next, Caccini was presented with cerulean wings that changed colour when the sequins were turned the other way, revealing shining silver underneath. Carmen’s wings were a beautiful gold, the material smooth and silky to the touch and seemed to make her fair fur glow. Finally, a pair of black and white polka-dotted wings were slipped onto Ghuleh’s back.

As he stepped back, the rats secure in their cages and going about their business once they were done checking out one another’s new appearances, Copia clapped his hands with glee and couldn’t help but smile at the sight before him. His precious babies, all clad in their beautiful bat wings ready for the greatest holiday of the year (in his opinion anyway).

He immediately scrambled for his phone and turned on the camera, taking photo after photo of the rats in all their glory. Copia was certain he’d taken at least a hundred photos, but he didn’t care. His rats were his children – the closest he had to family apart from Sister Imperator now that Papa Nihil was dead – and he was going to document every happy moment of their lives for as long as he could.

By the time Halloween came, his favourites out of the photographs he took had been printed out and framed, hooked onto the walls of his bedroom and office with pride. As he sat back in his large, comfortable chair behind his desk, he beamed at the largest photo he’d had printed of all his rats together with him. It had taken a few attempts with the timer on his phone’s camera, but it was worth it to see the large framed canvas of he and his babies hanging on the wall opposite his desk.

#papa emeritus iv #cardinal copia #the band ghost #fanfic #my fanfic #mine

[saiyanprincessswanie]

Sneak Peek - Caution

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word Count: 1655

Summary: You and Bucky were online shopping and stumbled upon funny underwear. Without the other knowing you each purchase a pair. How will you each react to the silliness?

Warnings: Fluff, silliness, (s)mut, (o)ral (F & M), Daddy (K)ink

A/N: This is just a silly fic I wrote do to the photo above that Amazon advertised on my FB page lol.

You were on the couch surfing around Amazon when you found something that caught your eye. You lightly chuckled to yourself but Bucky who was on his laptop stopped working.

“What are you laughing at pretty girl?” Bucky's voice was deep and had a hint of amusement behind it.

“Oh nothing, just found something amusing online.” You clicked “buy now” and thanks to Prime it was going to arrive the next day. “What are you up to? Almost done with work?”

Bucky’s face heated up in what looked to be embarrassment as he did a couple of clicks and slammed his laptop closed. “Oh yeah, I’m all done now.”

“Care to share what made you all red? Looking at something sexy?”

“On the computer? Don’t be like that, I have exactly what I want. She is sexy, smart, funny, beautiful, and all mine.”

Bucky got up from the table and slowly stalked over to you. You set your laptop on the coffee table as he dropped onto the couch caging you in.

“Let’s say we take this in the bedroom and I show you how sexy you are.” Bucky huskily spoke in your ear before sitting up and pulling you with him. He tossed you over his shoulder and carried you to bed.

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[siriannatan]

Heartsteel Shorts

I have no idea if there'll be more than one but I had to. I usually write Minecraft stuff so...yep.

I myself am shocked the first thing I wrote wasn't SettPhel. But Ez being so much all over Kayn made me think thoughts.

It all started with an innocent question. "Why do we never hang out in your room?" Ezreal at least thought it was innocent. The glare Kayn gave him would push anyway away from the topic. But Ez wasn't afraid of Kayn at all. A kitten was more dangerous.

"It just happens that way, I guess," Kayn shrugged the question away.

Ezreal just huffed. He was no longer in the mood to go through his recent purchases. The clothes weren't as interesting as Kayn. So he ran out of the room, followed by 'What the hell man?' from Kayn. He had little time before the other realised where Ez was going - Kayn's room. They didn't really have locks, they might have been a rowdy bunch of boys but they respected each other's privacy. 

But Ez's curiosity overgrew his respect for Kayn. And it wasn't like Kayn never walked into his room without knocking. Luckily Ez always had pants on when he did.

Kayn realised far too quickly for Ez's comfort. Their rooms were on the different ends of the house the band lived in. And Kayn was much more athletic and faster than Ezreal. But somehow Ez reached Kayn's door first. With Kayn close behind. Freezing as he opened the door.

"Kayn... Nooooo... Please, get rid of it," Ezreal whined jumping in to avoid being tackled to the floor at the last second. 

Above Kayn's bed was an old poster of Ezreal from the peek of his career before Heartsteel. Ez hated all his old pop-era posters. He liked his new sound much better. Why did Kayn even have that? They weren't sold anymore. Ez knew no one was selling them online. Not for cheap at least. 

"What. The. Hell, man," Kayn huffed, caging Ez against a cluttered with empty boxes and bottles nightstand. "I told you to stay out," he added as Ez spun around as well as he could, his ass pressed against the small table, pushing some garbage off to clatter on the floor.

"Why do you have a poster of me? And of the most embarrassing part of my life," Ez leaned forward to whisper into Kayn's ear. He always had a bit of a crush on Kayn even if he was a bit rude at times. "Would you rather get an autograph or a kiss?" he asked boldly. Worst case scenario Kayn tosses him out of the room and things are awkward for a short moment.

But judging by how Kayn's breath hitched it wasn't the worst case. "You better not be playing with me pop-prince," Kayn almost growled. Ezreal would rather his actual name was said in such a manner than a nickname designed to be offensive. 

"How about you close that door and I show you how serious I am?" Ezreal offered. Others were out. Sett took Aphelios to visit his mother. And Yone and K'Sante went to watch some dumb movie. They were alone for at least a few hours.

They stood in silence as Kayn processed and decided what to do. Ez stayed still, for now pushing down the impulse to tease him further. He was about to give in when Kayn groaned and pushed away to march to the door to loudly smash it closed.

"You better keep your word, Ezreal," Kayn growled as he stalked back towards Ez.

Ezreal just grinned and dodged Kayn's hands to flop to the bed. "I only hope you can keep up," he chuckled, already pulling his shirt off.

Kayn groaned. He had no idea how long they were at it before they were both too tired to move. All Kayn could do was stare at Ez, propped up against Kayn's pillows, luckily shirtless so the whole situation wasn't that terrible. "You're a monster," Kayn huffed hugging a pillow. 

"I should tire you out more often, you're cute like this," Ez giggled, messing with Kayn's hair. He only got a tired groan as Kayn buried his face in a pillow. "The autograph offer still stands, by the way," he added, tossing his phone away before sliding down to cuddle up to Kayn.

Luckily for them, others didn't come into either of their bedrooms so they avoided too much ribbing and jokes.

#my stuff #my stories #heartsteel #league of legends #ezreal #kayn

[bufomancer]

What kind of size for a hamster enclosure would you recommend? Regular hamster cages from pet stores are clearly not an option haha, and for my last hamster I used a large storage box but I think it could’ve been a bit bigger. I’m not very good at any diy stuff so I’m trying to find an option that doesn’t require much skill and isn’t super expensive, if you have any recommendations I’d appreciate it

Great question!!

For my foster hamsters I usually used modified storage bins. They work well for temporary use as they’re easy to carry, easy to clean, depending on how you modify them they can be stacked, etc. I personally don’t prefer them for long term use as (just as you’ve said) they’re on the small side.

The minimum we adopt out to at the rescue is 600 square inches, my preference is 775 or more particularly for syrians. Keep in mind dimensions advertised are usually the external dimensions, and internal floor space may be a bit smaller.

Large aquariums are an option. 40 breeders are 648 square inches, 75 gallons are 864. You can often find them used for pretty cheap, though they’ll likely need a good cleaning.

Ikea hacks are popular for affordable hamster enclosures with minimal DIY. I don’t like the detolf hack since it’s so narrow (only 13 inches wide) and would only recommend it for robos, maybe the larger dwarf species, but not really for syrians if you can avoid it. The linmon hack is a lot more square and is about 877 square inches so that’s a good option. Most ikea hacks do require you to DIY your own lid.

Pawhut sells some wooden enclosures online that exceed 600 square inches- This One is just over 1,000 square inches and currently on sale on Chewy!

NiteAngel and Bucatstate both sell enclosures as well, on Amazon. Be careful checking dimensions- some of their enclosures are too small for hamsters! A friend of mine has been using the new Bucatstate 2.0 stacking enclosures, which are 774 square inches, and so far has liked them a lot for a fairly inexpensive, sturdy, large enclosure.

You can also use PVC reptile enclosures provided they have sufficient ventilation. These can be pretty expensive though.

Basically: there’s a ton of options, though unfortunately many can’t be purchased at pet stores (in the US at least). However, I *have* noticed that both Petco and Petsmart carry larger enclosures than they used to. So we are heading in the right direction, and with time things may change more.

Also keep in mind that any enclosure with only ventilation on the lid isn’t going to have optimal ventilation. Hamsters don’t produce as much ammonia as a lot of other rodents, and they’re good about mostly using the bathroom in one spot which makes cleaning easier. However I do recommend ensuring the room is well ventilated- I have an air purifier in mine and a ceiling fan going at all times, but I also have a lot of rodents. You can also hook up a small computer fan to gently agitate the air in the enclosure and increase air circulation.

Best of luck!!

[is-the-rat-vid-cute]

Rating: Not Cute

This seems like another case of someone impulse purchasing live animals for a TikTok. They got three rats from Pets at Home, a chain pet store similar to Petsmart in the US, that has a history of animal abuse and neglect allegations. Buying rats from a pet store isn’t something I’d necessarily blame someone for on its own - many folks aren’t aware of the problems. However, it’s clear that the OP of this video hadn’t prepared for these rats properly, which is unfortunately very common with pet store impulse purchases.

Instead of letting the rats settle into a cage when they got home, they put the rats in a tent outdoors. I’ve spoken many times about why bringing rats outdoors is a bad idea, and putting them in a tent isn’t any better. A rat can chew through concrete if they’re motivated enough. The thin fabric and mesh of that tent is doing nothing to prevent escape. On a similar note, the cardboard box being used to take the rats home could absolutely be chewed through in minutes.

There is no proper husbandry being displayed in this video. Unfortunately it’s very common to see folks online treat animals as props for videos, and it seems like this is yet another case of that problem. I have to wonder what happened to these rats after the video was filmed, because I didn’t see any evidence of a proper setup prepared for them.

#is the rat vid cute #rating: not cute #rats outdoors

[suspicious-whumping-egg]

heyo i am a stats freak and got the "how is this index actually calculated?" kind of autism and noticed numbeo in your latest couple of posts so just a heads up - their data is crowd-sourced and largely not accurate! it's great at giving you a vague idea as to cost of living but it falls pretty flat in terms of more granular info like groceries and house prices. also the cost of living calculator doesn't take the purchasing power of an average salary into account, as far as i know it just compares it to new york. if you ever want to study the relationships between quality of life and geographical location (for research or, yknow, moving out lol) then numbeo does offer a qol index which gives you a way better idea of how "good" a place is to live in, and can be used as a proxy to better estimate the actual cost and quality of living there. but it's still kind of a mess. for example, their "safety" measurement is basically irrelevant, since it's based of an arbitrary test that people online can fill out (and yes, people have flooded the dataset with negative reviews of cities inflating their crime rates. sometimes for fun sometimes for some Very Racist Reasons). the metric for healthcare is based on a form people can fill out (again, 100% anonymously, 100% online, 100% with no verification) and it combines the scores to form a "healthcare rating" - what goes into that "healthcare rating" is very subjective and largely not something a patient could even know. "friendliness and courtesy of the staff"? this doesn't even vary from hospital to hospital, this shit varies from department to department. there is no fucking way a statement like "the medical staff in all of Turin, Italy is very unfriendly" has any merit. a score for "equipment for modern diagnosis and treatment"??? compared to what? does the average patient filling out some online survey know anything about state of the art medical equipment so that they can compare it to what they've been treated with????? (the answer is no). ok, sorry, i'm just rambling now, but damn this actually is just yelp for cities and not much else. in a brief flash of self-awareness, i've decided not to go into detail on that horrible image by geo.universe on instagram (the one where nearly all of europe is a green LOWER cost of living than the us). it'd be another unhinged rant about how they don't have a source and how you can't possibly average out a cost of living for the entire usa, where housing prices range all the way from "five bucks and a warm smile for seven acres of land in some rural state" to "$1mil and a kidney for an almost-human-sized cage in NYC". ANYWAY jesus christ what i wanted to get to is that if you're ever considering comparing "costs" (financial and otherwise) when moving out please refer to better indices (like EIU's where-to-be-born index or CIW though they have plenty of flaws too) and remember to always compare costs (this time just financial) of living against the MEDIAN net income!!! averages are almost meaningless because of weird ghouls who make billions of dollars and act as the number-inflating Spiders Georg of money. i'm so sorry if you read all of this. take it as psychological whump or something. it's been a long day and i had a bird fly directly into my window today and it woke me up after i tried to take a nap. i hope the bird is fine because i sur

Hey friend thanks for letting me know! I’ll check out the other metrics you mentioned (although I’m not exactly sure what CIW is? Is it Canadian index of well being or smth else?) and yeah I hope the bird is ok <333 also how do you best find like, the average cost of living/purchasing power of places? Is there a decent scale or metric or do you really just have to do a fuckton of research for everything? Cause I’m definitely willing to put in serious work and research once I have it narrowed down to a few places and once emigrating becomes a serious possible option but rn it’s just very off in the distance planning and I’m just trying to think about what would even be the best options to consider

[bbq-hawks-wings]

Seeing as you have a corset, may I ask how I might acquire (of decent quality) myself? I wanna get my mom something other than spanx to smooth out her form under her dress.

I unfortunately don't have any one particular good store to send you to. I did buy mine from The Violet Vixen (just give em a Google) like years ago, though I personally question the ethics around certain kinds of fashion brands that I don't know if this one counts so that's my disclaimer and I leave that to individual judgment.

I can however direct you a bit into what goes into a quality corset.

My first recommendation is always going to be to try one on in person and be fitted by somebody who knows how to do it if you can. Visiting some of the clothing shops at Ren Faire, for example, is a really good place to try one on even for fun. Always recommend. 👌

Next is to think of a corset like a shell, not a second skin like spanx try to achieve. Even a budget one is not necessarily supposed to *shape* you as much as to *hold* you tightly - BUT not TOO tightly. You should still be able to get more or less full range of motion and comfort breathing and moving in it with exception of being able to bend at the waist completely freely because of the boning being pulled vertically around your body like a cage.

From there, it's my personal recommendation to always shy away from plastic boning (it bends and deforms and hurts over time) and to go with either stainless steel spiral boning (first recommendation) or if you're making your own to consider using wood splints (just basket weaving materials). Using wood in place of boning is not likely feasible unless you are building your own from scratch, but it was a neat fact I came across while I was researching them throughout history, and I low-key really want to bring it back. Anyway, that's my propaganda moving on.

Next, consider the fabric that it's made of and how it's constructed. Something made of stretchy fabrics will likely be less bulky and hide underneath clothes better - these particular kinds are also usually marketed to fit underneath clothing. The one that was in my post is not one of those kinds of corsets. It's designed to function as a top or over a light shirt, and thus it's a much heftier piece of clothing than it might seem at a glance. I'm always of the opinion that I'd rather have a sturdier piece of my wardrobe then a flimsier one if I couldn't tell over an internet purchase, but I think that would defeat the point that you're specifically looking for.

Finally, and this is usually the step that determines the price point for one of these bad boys, consider the style of corset that you're buying. There are garments called stays that pre-date the Victorian corset yet nevertheless have even more of that underlying boning structure, but it's much more elaborate. I bring these up because while they can be even more daunting and complicated looking than corsets (not to mention if you're going this route you may have to make them yourself like I did or be prepared to pay some good money), when it comes to actually wearing them I much prefer 18th century stays to 19th century and 21st century corsets. They also fit under my clothes better and shape my figure better, in my opinion, then the corsets I've bought online.

Now, mind you, I have never tried to make the kind of corset you can buy online, because if I had I would have made one specifically to my measurements and may have been just as happy with that, but that's yet another disclaimer.

So to reiterate, and maybe I actually recommend these in reverse order as steps but I've written this already and I'm lazy:

Try one on before you buy if possible

Think of it like a shell or cage you comfortably sit in - so size and lace appropriately

The plastic boning is iffy, I recommend spiral steel boning

Consider the construction: fabric, overall weight, etc.

Consider the particular style of garments you're looking for: overbust, underbust, girdle, fully-boned stays, half-boned stays, etc. Not all are corsets.

#she speaks

[her-devils-advocate]

Brother headcanons #1

♥. Genre: Fluff

♥. pairings: None

♥. content warnings: None

♥. notes: I've always wanted to write down some of these, so I'm finally doing it! Might do more in the future.

♥. Word count: 1351

Lucifer:

When they first fell and settled into the House of Lamentation, Lucifer and his brothers would cuddle together during the first few nights. 

Each of them would experience their own horrific nightmares of the fall and having all of them sharing a bed helped ease their minds when they would wake up to see everyone in one place. Unharmed. 

That is mostly why Lucifer’s bed is so large to this day, sometimes his brothers will still have a particularly bad nightmare or flashback and drag everyone to his room for a movie night and sleepover.

He constantly worries that one day, one of his brothers will push Lord Diavolo too far with their behaviour and that he will lose another family member.

That's the main reason behind the tight grip he can be seen displaying on his brothers, especially Mammon, when it comes to their Sins or their general chaotic nature.

Since Diavolo gave them the House of Lamentation to live in as well as their positions as the 7 Lords of Sin, he worries that all of that will be taken away just as easily as it was given, so he overworks himself to the point of exhaustion just to make sure that he and his brothers will always have a home to return to and can remain together.

He also overworks so much just so his brothers don’t need to do as much within the Student Council, not because he doesn’t trust them to take it seriously, but because of the circumstances which brought them to the Devildom. He will always secretly blame himself and will take up their extra work behind their backs as a silent way of apologising.

Mammon:

While Mammon is naturally loud and energetic in general, he is also a lot more calm than what he usually displays out of habit.

When they fell, Mammon realised that his baby brothers needed a distraction and decided to take their minds off things by becoming a general nuisance. 

While they would roll their eyes and argue with his antics, they couldn’t hide the way their eyes would light up each time Mammon causes chaos for them to enjoy, especially if it featured the eldest who was becoming a rare sight outside of his office at the time.

Mammon was the one who helped Satan discover his love for cats. During a trip to the Human world, while Satan was still fairly ‘young’, Mammon brought home souvenirs for all of his brothers. He didn’t know what to grab for the Wrath demon but knew that he had recently gotten into reading, so he purchased him a number of small cat bookmarks along with various books on the different cat breeds found within the Human world.

Leviathan:

Levi is the only brother within the house who is allowed a pet. This is only because Lucifer began to worry as Levi became more and more of a shut-in and began to fear socialisation due to his envy.

He originally bought the snake, Henry 1.0 before realising how big the Devildom snakes could grow. Since then Levi is only allowed small pets which live in tanks or cages.

Levi is a lot less socially awkward when he’s playing co-op/online games, being behind a screen and not having to be face to face with the other people makes it a lot less intimidating for him.

He is always the first one to speak and to create a strategy when it comes to team based games, his Grand Admiral of Hell's Navy side really comes out during these moments- making him quite popular in any online game he plays.

Levi was the brother who taught Satan how to read as well as the brother who got him into reading in general.

His room creates a comforting atmosphere which helped Satan to calm down during some of his smaller outbursts. During that time, Levi would sit and read manga with Satan and while Satan leans towards actual novels, there are days where he will still visit Levi’s room to read with him.

Satan:

Satan doesn’t play pranks on Lucifer in order to injure him, as harsh as the pranks may sound on the surface, as demons they have a higher tolerance to most things compared to humans. Satan’s pranks mostly began as a way to get the eldest’s attention and as a way of showing his care and affection in his own roundabout style - even if he would rather die than admit it.

He picked this habit up from Mammon as it’s no secret that the second oldest is one of the worst with showing their care without hiding it behind something else first.

As Satan was ‘born’ last out of all the brothers, despite existing within Lucifer as his rage, long before Asmo was created, Satan feels like he constantly needs to prove himself to the other brothers.

He is constantly searching for new knowledge and ways to control his wrath so that he can prove that he is more than just Lucifer's discarded rage and that he is the true forth born out of the seven.

Shockingly, Satan follows Lucifer’s “no animals in the house” rule. But that is only because the rule doesn’t mention animals outside the house, it also doesn’t mention building all the stray cats a small shelter in the far corner of the garden so that he can house them there instead.

Asmodeus:

He originally got into skin care and fashion as a way to distract himself from the newfound bloodlust that he would experience alongside the usual lust, especially since they all had to take care of a newly created Satan who was struggling with his own wrath and homicidal tendencies at the time.

Asmo was the one who got Mammon into modelling. He was fed up with having his money and possessions stolen by him, so he dragged Mammon to an agency to get him a part time job which he knew Mammon would enjoy and which would fuel Mammon’s greed for both money and attention.

Because of his bloodlust, Asmo was the brother who helped calm Satan during the days where his wrath became too much to handle. 

He taught Satan numerous ways to calm himself, ranging from breathing techniques to finding Satan different hobbies which he could indulge himself in as a distraction during the really bad days.

Beelzebub:

Beel regularly hosts monthly sparring sessions with all of his brothers in order to make sure their skills are still there and are being expanded upon and trained often, should the worst come to worst and they need to fight once more.

While those sessions are mostly to help Beel worry less over his brothers, knowing that they can protect themselves, they are also in place so that his brothers can bond and safely let out some pent up annoyances through sparring with one another.

It also lets all of the brothers show off their strength and powers to one another without the threat of breaking something in the house or having to engage in actual combat which could put them in danger.

Belphegor:

Belphie often cheats during Beel’s sparring arrangements and often tries to put his opponent to sleep.

It usually never works, especially on the older brothers who are aware of what he's attempting and can protect themselves against it. But sometimes they will ‘’fall’’ for it in order to make Belphie happy.

Despite being the youngest, his older brothers aren’t immune to his sleep powers. A fact which amuses Belphie greatly.

Belphie will occasionally put one of his brothers to sleep if they are working too hard and have been neglecting their sleep schedule, giving them pleasant dreams and leaving them refreshed the following morning so they can be more productive with their work.

On the flipside, he will also put people to sleep if they are getting on his nerves or if he is in trouble at RAD for sleeping or missing assignments. A habit both Lord Diavolo and Lucifer spent a while trying to break.

#♥. writing #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me fanfic #obey me fic #obey me one master to rule them all