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wroteclassicaly · 1 year

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Kink hour got me thinking about Steddie's breeding kink, where they fight over who's gonna breed reader. But that's just me...

Ooooooh, shit! Why you gotta get me started? 😝 I’ve thought about this… like, so much.

Warnings: Language, NSFW, smut, breeding kink, vaginal fingering.

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“I mean, c’mon… Seriously, Y/N. Whose hair would look better on him? Harrington’s or mine? S’ a pretty simple answer if you ask me.”

“She didn’t, dumbass.”

“Oooh, King Steve, you know I love it when you talk dirty to me.”

Your eyes roll into the back of your head, and not because of Eddie’s thick digits knuckle deep in your sopping wet cunt. You grip the headboard for leverage and close your legs around his wrist, an exasperated sigh escaping your swollen lips. “For one, we don’t know if the baby would be a boy. And two, his hair wouldn’t look like either of yours unless he used a plethora of women’s hair care products.”

Eddie snickers and you swat at his wrist, your nail getting caught underneath the chain bracelet. “I wasn’t just talking about him, smart mouth.”

It’s Steve who grins that half smile that makes you want to take him until your throat is raw and your neck is bruised from his squeezing. He likes to do that when he’s fucking your throat, balls slapping at your chin, tendons straining in your neck as you attempt to take him, spit all over the floor in an accumulated puddle. He removes Eddie’s finger and before you can protest (as if you would, really…), he’s easily gaining access in your hole. You watch him with a slack jaw as he adjusts his hard cock in the gray sweats he’s wearing. “Good girl, honey. You’re really wet tonight. You like thinkin’ about me filling you up with my baby?”

“Um… Excuse me, I was—“ Eddie’s interruption is cut off.

“Shit, man. Her pussy just sucked my finger in deeper. She does like that.”

Eddie is pouting, wiggling his way between your thighs, ringed hand clasping over your knee to spread you wider, his finger trailing along your slick covered thighs, parting your labia, before it pushes in beside Steve’s. You can’t do anything but moan wantonly, saliva smearing across your mouth, tongue flicking across to attempt to gather it. You arch your ass in their direction, palms both flat against you. You’re greedy this evening.

“You know what I think, Steve?” Eddie bats those pretty little lashes beneath a curtain of curls, Steve pushing them back to see his boyfriend’s flushed features.

“What’s that, hot rod?”

Eddie, as if he’s got this secret that’s capturing him into a fit of giggles, leans in towards Steve. “I think we should pump our girl so full of cum that it soaks the bed. And when she recovers, we go again, see who’s swimmers win first.”

You gasp and shiver, all of you groaning in raspy unison. You felt yourself grow slicker, their fingers getting smashed together in your sticky walls. Like a prize where everyone wins, and you get to be the competition board. They don’t have to ask if you approve, and you know you’re gonna be so sore tomorrow, but you can’t fucking wait.

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tarttheart · 8 months

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DESIGNATED DRIVER - JAMIE TARTT x YOU

summary: you spend a night out before Jamie picks you up and takes you home.

word count: 800+

warnings: language, alcohol consumption

It was Friday night. One of your good friends from work was leaving which could only mean it was going to be a long fucking night out on the town.

You messaged Jamie to let him know you would be home late and not to wait up because lord alone knew what time you would actually be done.

Jamie: text when you’re done yeh? I’ll come get ya

You: don’t worry about it, I’ll take a taxi.

You smiled and pocketed your phone appreciating the thought but not wanting to trouble your boyfriend who was going to be up at 4am to start his daily workout.

It was the third bar of the night and you were about nine drinks deep and making merry with your workmates. Everyone laughed at the odd tales another colleague’s girlfriend brought to the table and reminisced about all the crazy nights they had had prior to this one.

One more stop, one more stop. It was your last drink of the night and you watched on as the group played darts. It had been a long one and you were tired. What you would give to teleport home and snuggle up to Jamie. You smiled at the thought although you knew the last thing you wanted to do was wake him when you got into bed that night. Poor thing definitely needed his beauty sleep.

Jamie: surely you’re done soon?

You: go to sleep babe, I’ll be heading home soon.

Jamie: don’t move a fucking muscle, I’ll be there soon.

You supported one of your managers in his quest to stay upright while the rest of the group finished their game of darts before everyone made their way to the nearby kebab shop. While you were hungry, a kebab just did not seem appealing. There was no way you would feel comfortable taking a messy kebab into Jamie’s expensive car. Even though you knew he would tolerate it for you, you were also well aware that it would hurt his soul if you got anything dirty.

You stood with the group as everyone took their time finishing their kebabs on the side of the road.

“What are you waiting for?” One of them asked as you stood without any food and had made no effort to hail down a taxi yet.

“My boyfriend is coming to pick me.”

“Ooooooh,” one of your friends teased.

You blushed. While it was common knowledge that you had a boyfriend, his identity remained a mystery to most. He never joined the merriment given his strict workout regimen and you never brought it up because the last thing you wanted it to sound like was bragging. Yes, most of your mates were guys and they were not going to ask to be hooked up with a soccer player but it still was not something you were going to openly advertise.

“That’s a sick car,” one of the guys commented as the flashy car you know so well made its way down the street.

“Well, that’s my ride,” you said as casually as you could while waving Jamie down to the surprise of the group.

“Holy fucking shit,” another colleague swore, “is that Jamie Tartt?”

You got in and gave Jamie a little peck before waving your final goodbye to some of the shocked faces. You felt bad that one of your best friends from work was going to have to field the questions but not enough to dwell on it.

“Do you work with any girls?” Jamie asked and you knew it came from a place of curiosity and not jealousy. Okay, maybe a little bit of jealousy.

“I do, they’ve already left.”

“Right, right. Drank them under the table, did yeh? How much have you had to drink, love?”

You slowly counted up the rounds in your head before responding with a sheepish “11”.

Jamie shook his head and laughed. Your alcohol tolerance was one of those things that surprised most people and while you were slightly embarrassed by its implications, you were also proud of being able to hold your own in a male-dominated team. Being able to drink your weight in alcohol meant you had been quickly accepted as one of the team and it made a chunk of your job so much easier when you were able to become friendly with most of your colleagues over a pint or ten. Whether that was fair or not was debatable but you felt lucky to benefit from it.

Jamie grabbed the bottle of water in his console and forced it into your hands.

“Drink up, we don’t want you too hungover tomorrow.”

You nodded and took a big swig of water, enjoying how refreshing the plain beverage was after a night of alcohol.

“Missed you tonight,” you admitted.

Sure, it was fun having a big night out with good friends but it did not always measure up to cuddling with Jamie on the couch after dinner while you watched some TV.

“I missed you too, love,” he said, looking over with a smile as you watched him lovingly.

“Can’t wait to cuddle when we get home.”

“Me too.”

#jamie tartt fanfiction #jamie tartt #jamie tartt x you #jamie tartt x reader #jamie tartt x ofc #jamie tartt x y/n

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padfootastic · 9 months

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hi! i've no idea how i came to your page but i realised i'd read two of your one-shots in ao3 before and had adored them (you'll probably get comments from me in future, btw) and i just wanted to say thank you for your writing and thank you for your prongsfoot<3

i've been very critical of this sort of new, cool and aloof and martyred version of remus lupin for quite a while now (honestly, where did all those traits come from?!) and gosh, you're so eloquent when talking about him!!!

i was wondering what your thoughts were on regulus black? because i think he's getting the same sort of royalty treatment as remus does by making him sort of-- er, perfect? i mean. i've seen so much recently of him basically saving the world single-handedly and i-- ugh. and james is always just there, like a useless idiot? it makes me irrationally angry, and this is coming from someone who enjoys jegulus quite a bit. my problem is that i don't know if this rejection i feel against those two comes from a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty.

anyway, again, thank you for your writing. it's truly beautiful. hope you have a great day!

omg hello 🥺 i’ve periodically opened tumblr, giggling like a loon, and logging off multiple times just to see this ask,,,,thank u sm , ur way too kind <3 and ur comment on ao3!!! i was just,,,,yeah,,,no words. thank u.

ooooooh i remember being asked something similar a while ago and i took the safe route and basically went ‘remus lupin-ification of regulus’ iirc. that still stands. but but. i’ve also got another answer here! all hail tumblr’s search system today!

i still basically stand by all of it, but adding onto the jegulus + sirius bits of it:

annoys tf outta me when regulus is turned into a victim and like sirius damned him to hell when he left . i have thoughts about the way both of them were treated (which,,,another time,,,this post is already getting too long lol) but i imagine the day sirius left to be a Good One for reg bc he thinks he’ll have his parents undivided attention now. i also think regulus is severely defanged in a lot of characterisations, as if he wasn’t a baby DE, as if he wasn’t a slytherin from the house of black, as if he wasn’t walmart sirius black. like man i’m almost offended on his behalf. i’m sure his shaking his lil fist up at us from wherever he is.

with jegulus…okay, i’ve only read a couple oneshots but that doesn’t mean i haven’t tried. i genuinely went thru so many fics trying to get something, anything to stick and i think the problem is me. fully. completely. without doubt. i just can’t deal with a situation where j&s aren’t each others no.1, or at the very least, equivalent to that. that’s where my issues w wolfstar started, same w this. jegulus also has the added horror of ‘james and reg sneaking behind sirius’ back’ which is just,,,,gosh,,,,i have So Many Thoughts ab that. all personal opinions, but still. they’re strong. it fucks me up just thinking about it. i also think the ship tries wayyyy too hard to fit the ‘best friend’s brother’ trope and ends up sacrificing characterisation for it. which,,,again,,,that’s fine but it’s all the ‘oh this is how it was!’ that gets to me. and then james :/// he gives off such weird energy lol. jegulus gives me drarry vibes, and james is treated almost exactly as harry is in a lot of those. reg also gets the saviour treatment, like draco, and both of their fuckery is toned down until they’re almost normal, like they never did any reprehensible shit. j&r, and d&h are placed on the same moral equivalence and it’s just a bit. hmm. okay. (my issue with this is how it leaks into the writing and suddenly i’m made to sympathise with draco bc harry slashed him w sectumsempra, but we conveniently forget he was gonna use an unforgivable, ykno?) so overall it just feels…pushing reg up and pulling james down to get them on equal footing. very similar to wolfstar lbr.

anyway. that’s a ramble and a half lmao.

also!! ‘a place of genuine dislike of them or from a place of wishing sirius and james were not done so dirty’ in my mind, both of these occupy a similar plane of existence. so very valid. for me, personally, hating remrem started as the latter and i eventually realised it’s also the former lol i was just mad a how sirius is bastardised to justify his ~deification and it eventually moved on to ‘wow i just. do not like him’. damn.

#anti jegulus #jegulus hate #tagging those just to be safe lol #also #haha love it that my hatred of remus is A Proper Thing now #it’s a knife being honed for years #and now i am Attacking #i’m so fed up lmaooo #it doesn’t help i keep being enabled on here 💀#i’ve disliked him for years. but quietly. bc i thought it was just me #and now i’m here and can’t keep shut 😭#it’s a problem lol #it’s also funny bc when i started using tumblr a year ago #i was…so careful #mincing my words and being all apologetic and shit #bc i was like. i don’t wanna step on any toes #‘i don’t want unwanted discourse’#and now look at me #i think it’s mainly also bc i’ve managed to cultivate a niche. where all my anons r wonderful and mutuals r a+.#so i’m insulated from the outside drama #best way to live really #anyway. enough rambling.#obligatory disclaimer: i don’t care if someone is OOC. i just want to it to be indicated to in some capacity so i can choose s’all #that being said: my fav reg characterisation? him as a little loser #it’s the absolute best #he’s so ripe for it #bc he screams disgruntled younger sibling to me tbh #once again!!! thank u sm for being so lovely💜💜#ppb #pen’s asks

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charislcarousel · 3 months

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Fruits Basket Season 3 Ep 13 thoughts

AAAAA last ep I’ve been putting this off for years I’m not ready!!!

Not Uo and Hana with their dirty jokes😂

Aww Kyo realizing cats have no interest in him anymore

And HIM REALIZING TOHRU PICKS UP THE BEADS BC SHE LOVES HIS PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE SELVES

Not Machi punching Kakeru into NEXT WEEK

“If you call me Mama right now, I’ll forgive you.” SAKI WHAT WHY R U SO THIRSTY

Kyo comforting Tohru is EVERYRHING

“It’s the start of a new banquet, right?” Woaaat what a good quote, Kyo

YUKI PRETENDING TO THROW THE KEY OUT THE WINDOW

MACHI’S PANIC😂

YUKI x MACHI KISS OH MY WORD

“The evil one has fallen!” 💀

Ritsu’s hair!! So short!

Hiro cupping Kisa’s face makes me so soft

Momiji, cute as ever

His new dream🥰

Don’t worry Momiji I’ll be your amazing significant other

Kunimitsu, what’s with the “woah”?? The fact that Saki and Kazuma are talking and with each other😂 cus yeah that actually is the craziest age gap of this whole series

Ayame is still so funny I love him

Ooooooh we getting more Hatori and Maru content?👀

Maru’s sense of humor is great

Maru lamenting over the fact that she’s flat and Hatori saying “That’s no news” 💀💀💀

Yuki’s reminiscing is PRECIOUS

“I wanted to be loved and needed. And then you appeared and made it all come true.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 “You gave it to me. That’s how I’m standing here right now.”

He wanted a mother’s love all his life and she could give it😭😭😭😭

They all love her SO MUCH AWWWW

And that’s all SHE ever wanted!!!!

YUKI CALLED HER TOHRU OH MY WORD YES

AAAAA IS IT THEIR GRANDCHILDREN TIME?!?!

Awww her daughter and granddaughter look JUST like her

They’re old and happy aww

AND THEY STILL HAVE THE HAT

It’s over…

Wow

I waited like a decade for this and it’s finally over. So worth it. Loved every second.

#anime #fruits basket #fruits basket 2019 #fruba #momiji sohma #yuki sohma #kyo sohma #saki hanajima #tohru honda

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bonesandthebees · 3 months

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Ooooooh, it’s rose field trip time (soon)!!!

Also, I agree that Niki’s plan is the most realistic. For one it’s the on,y plan that’s actually been fully worked out and it shows what she is capable off. She came up with that fast. As I mentioned it shows that she has the skill set to actually go to war. While she’s ruthless, she doesn’t overdo it. She only burns one field because she knows they need the rest of the food and she plays dirty cry setting the temple on fire so they won’t have the fight the people inside. It a good plan. It’s certainly better than what Q came up with. So before Tomys she would have “won” that exercise.

But Tomys is here now. And Phil’s intentions have shifted with it. I talked about that with chapter 4, but I cannot find the answered ask for the life of me to see what I said, so tumblr probably ate it. Anyway, the point was that once Phil realised that he could get Wilbur a puppet kind (because no one had any time to influence Tomys for their own gain yet, and they should get on that opportunity) he became focused on what could get Wilbur in power rather than what might be the best for the country or what his son wants (probably because he believes Wilbur’s indirect leadership would be the best for the country once he’s been full trained).

So yeah, while Niki is actually the best option (and her ruthlessness caught him of guard) Phil is no longer looking for the best Monarch, he’s looking for the best puppet. And Tomys did exactly what he said while Niki stood her ground. And if she ignores his advice and experience, she’ll ignore Wilbur’s too. She doesn’t stop to think it over or waver, she’s stuck in her mindset and that is what could be dangerous.

P.s. I have read the hunger games story. I will get to sending an ask about that at some point, but not now.

-🌲

rose field trip time lets gooooo

exactly. while ruthless, it's the only legitimate workable plan. again, quackity's plan wasn't bad per se and I don't want to bash on it, but it was unrealistic. he put too much hope into the cooperation of people who were very unlikely to want to work with him. niki should've been considered the 'winner'.

curse tumblr for eating asks. but yes, phil's intentions have changed. he sees the opportunity for wilbur to get more power than he thought was possible for his son. he wants to give wilbur as much control over the throne as he can. he knows his son and what he's capable of, and certainly trusts his ability to rule the country more than any other teenager in the palace.

there's a difference between ignoring the advice of a consil to a dangerous degree, and not letting yourself be puppeted around by others. phil has yet to figure out which side niki is on, but neither one is ideal because he does want a puppet.

ooooo excited to eventually hear your thoughts on that other fic spruce!!

#ask #spruce anon #rose ch 5

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yanyanderes · 1 year

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After reading your Yandere Kendra post , I’m curious what would happen if Donnie and her fall for the same darling ? Both makes crazy inventions, both are good at technology and hacking , both have different ways to keep an eye on the reader as well as how much freedom their get ?

ooooooh the drama

before we put them up against each other, imma go a bit into detail about how different these two are.

there are quite a few similarities between these two, like the ones you’ve listed- crazy tech, trackers, all that good stuff, but there are many things that set them apart and could either benefit them or put them at a disadvantage.

for example, the way (y/n)’s feelings affect them and how they isolate them. donnie hates the thought of (y/n) hating him. such thoughts are enough to keep him up at night, and he needs constant reassurance that they do care for him.

kendra doesn’t care what (y/n) thinks of her. if they love her, cool. that makes her job easier. if they hate her guts, oh well. everyone already knows that by getting involved with (y/n), they get involved with the purple dragons, so they won’t get within ten feet of them. such a shame, guess kendra’s the only person you can go to now.

another difference is fear. yes, donnie is indeed prideful of his inventions. however, he is still very paranoid, so he keeps a diligent eye on (y/n) at all times. he has routine check-ups where he calls them if he can’t visit, and has them glued to his side anytime he can.

kendra isn’t nearly as paranoid. she just has (y/n) wear a purple dragon jacket with a tracker imbedded inside (and even if they refuse to wear it, she’ll still plant that tracker on them somehow) and spreads the word that they’re involved with her. she’s sure that her reputation alone is enough to scare off potential suitors, but for any idiots who just don’t get the hint, she has a robot following (y/n) from the shadows 24/7 that she doesn’t mind getting dirty.

putting these two against each other is hectic.

hacking each other’s devices, hiding (y/n) in places where the trackers struggle to send signals, all while they try to convince (y/n) that they’re the best option.

kendra is blunt and kinda tries to bribe (y/n) into giving in to her.

“don’t tell me you actually want that freak. think of it- with me, nobody will ever think of messing with you again. you’ll be feared by everyone, and my robots will take care of you, you won’t have to lift a finger ever again. come on, say yes. it’s not like you have a choice anyways.”

donnie is visibly more distressed and desperate. he refuses to admit it, but he’s scared that kendra will actually take (y/n) away.

“listen, (y/n), i- i know this looks bad, it’s just- hey, listen, i’m just trying to do what’s best for you! you know kendra, you know all of the terrible things she tried to do! hacking into the bank, using me to nearly destroy my own brothers, she’s terrible! please, just say that you choose me.”

oh dear, (y/n), what have you gotten yourself into?

#yandere rottmnt #yandere tmnt #yandere rottmnt donnie #yandere rottmnt kendra #yandere tmnt 2018 #yandere donnie #yandere kendra #istg these two are about to start ww3 and it’s gonna be because they have the same crush #yan-asks

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cagcd · 4 months

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Chin rested in calloused hand, holding the lieutenant's gaze steady as her eyes remained locked on the screen of her personal laptop. On the screen, Patrick Swayze kissed Jennifer Grey before getting into his car, the opening strains of 'She's Like The Wind' playing in the background. It wasn't often that Sonya would decompress at the end of a long day in the office, but she was too exhausted mentally to handle the idea of driving home. Some mindless entertainment would rejuvenate her enough to make the journey--and besides, as late as it was, the chances of being caught were slim to none. ...but of course, with her luck, that slim chance led to Johnny walking in.

He hadn't meant to intrude, as forward of a man Johnny Cage was known to be, he had a respect for privacy, a luxury he's not so fortunate to enjoy in his life of fame and new alliances that considered his door as a training to dummy to smash upon entering. It wasn't to say he was opposed to these visits, only wished some had the decency to call beforehand. Little to know he was to become the prime example of a rude guest this time without really intending it. The faint light that illuminated the dark hallway directed him exactly to his destination, he hadn't seen Sonya leave her office yet, and with such a heavy work load on her shoulders he was about to propose driving her home since they were both on leave as of tonight. A little thoughtful act that became a habit, knowing she would allow herself to sleep in if she had the chance.

Pushing the half opened door, Johnny knocked gently on the wood to announce himself. Usually she would turn much before he bothered to say something clever or simply greet her, but she remained still, seemingly focused on whatever task she had at hand. It's not so often that he'd see her with her guard down unless she was sleeping, [ but even then she would catch a fly at Its first buzz. ] Was something wrong ? He wondered, brows furrowing in concern, mouth nearly opens to call her name, &. immediately closes shut as he steps closer. He can recognize the music playing at low volume, knows what movie is currently playing almost instantly.

Dirty Dancing. Who would have thought ?

Johnny grinned, quick to stifle the laugh that bubbled up so involuntary. He knew she was a softie, he knew it ! If he had known any better, he would leave her to her business and never speak of what he just saw, but then again, how could one resist an opportunity served on a golden plate ? He crept closer, one arm seizing her in a firm hold just until he can get away with turning up the volume on her laptop, singing along as the music followed. ❛❛ Just a fool to believe. I have anything she needs ... Ooooooh, she's like the wiiiiind. ❜❜

@blxdc // I can be your Patrick Swayze baby

#blxdc #☆.⠀⠀⠀here's johnny⠀⠀⠀⎯⎯⎯⠀⠀⠀⠀(⠀answered !⠀)#// HE'S A LIL SHIT BCJWBDIEH #// I HOPE SHE SMACKS HIM SO HARD HIS SUNGLASSES FALL OFF

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slicznymartwy · 8 months

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*crying sobbing choking throwing up*

UGH GOSH. The soft Billy ask!!!! OH YOU WRETCHED THING, MAKING ME FEEL THINGS LIKE THAT!!!!! *sobs into hands* oh billy….poor poor billy….my little silly Billy…..once again, the way you write is just, simply lovely. Terribly subtle, clever, or maybe I’m just naive and silly! But, I just simply can’t help but feel he’s so sweet in his heart of hearts…..he just doesn’t know any better!!! Him saying he wants to, um. Ejaculate upon her teeth *wheezes*, yeesh Billy lol. But! He says that cause he has no idea how to say “you have a beautiful smile!” Or “you’re teeth are very pretty and white!” He just DOESNT KNOW!!! All he knows is BLOODY SEX. He reminds me of a little kid…in the way that, should a child grow up being told over and over how bad they are, they act out that way, they become what you tell them, you say they’re bad, and they believe it, cause how can they know any different? But when you tell a kiddo they’re sweet and pretty and good job and all these good things, they act that out, BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE YOU!! Billy only literal experience with people is just, people freaking out about him, around him, and pointing at him with aggression and fear and hate, he has no idea he could even be anything else, he has no idea that’s possible for him.

This boy is so autistic, in the way that….his, his botched up speech….is like mine. In my mind, I’m normal, all my thoughts are loud and swirling and racing, and when I decided on the correct wording, I say the words if I’m able to. I think I’m normal enough in that moment, I’m trying to be, but when I hear myself or see recording of me…..I’m so, blunt, and sporadic, and just OFF, my speech is chopped up into random quips, things that make sense to me but from the outside perspective, isn’t terribly fluid, like Billy. He’s thinking fully, but his words just come out, different. Gosh I love him so much. (I can translate my thoughts through writing far more smoothly I believe)

Poor billy…..I wish I could tell him, that he isn’t his thoughts….it’s just his brain, which is an organ, it’s just this particular organ malfunctioning, it just has conditions, like, someone with a heart condition or high blood pressure or an autoimmune disorder….it’s just…..it’s just SYMPTOMS. I wish I could, like you said, pat his back, rub his back oh so gently, comfort him and somehow convey to him, just cause he has all these horrible thoughts, doesn’t mean he’s horrible, doesn’t mean he IS his thoughts….I want to teach him and show him how I handle myself and try to control myself, and ignore my own thoughts, so he can see it’s possible!!

Oooogh!! I have SO. MANY. FEELINGS! AAAH!! I love the way you write how he communicates!! It just makes so much sense for him! I liken him to, groot, honestly. You know from the guardians of the galaxy? His vocabulary is VERY limited, he can only really say the words, “I am groot” but he’s literally speaking…normally, as in, his thoughts and meaning is normal, he just doesn’t have the words to say them, but rocket understand how he speaks, and can have conversations with him. That’s how Billy is!! Just, his language is limited to sexual vocabulary at the moment. Ooooooh, I would love to teach him about butterfly kisses and Eskimo kisses….I would hope they would make him warm and fuzzy on the inside! Melt boy! MELT!

hi !!! this is so sweet, i’m so glad you like my writing enough to send me this !!! thank you <33

i like writing a softer billy. you say it really well, he’s just deeply sick. i think maybe he’s experienced trauma growing up, and this is just how it manifests in him. he doesn’t realize he doesn’t have to be dirty billy. he thinks that’s all he is, so that’s all he lets himself be.

speaking of languages and physicality, i also partly feel like he would interpret non-sexual physical touch as being sexual, so i would definitely be interested to see him receiving something like a back rub or an eskimo kiss and realizing it can stop at that. touches can be platonic, not everyone is a sexual monster (definitely him projecting that).

as evil as he is, i want him to get better too. maybe it’s too late for him, but i think he deserves it a little bit T T

#billy lenz #black christmas (1974)#₊*. ⋆༘ — uli's asks

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direwombat · 8 months

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3, 10, 22 for jakesyb and sybeli? (or dealer's choice!)

f;laskdfjads someday i'll get around to making banners now that i have two syb x canon character ships that make me want to eat drywall, anyway eeeeeeeeeee thank you liz~

JAKESYB

3. Do they wear the other's clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)

syb is a nasty dirty jacket/sweater thief and she looooooovees wearing her partner's clothes. i like to think that jacob has an army crewneck sweater that's fleece-lined and super soft that she absolutely loves (sorry not-sorry jacob. it's her sweater now), and her favorite set of "lingerie" is just a pair of panties and jacob's field jacket.

and asfl;akjsfdasdf syb's a little too uh...narrow for jacob to wear most of her clothing. altho i did just have the thought of the two of them owning the exact same iron maiden shirt (but in different sizes) that occasionally get mixed up in the wash so sometimes jacob is pulling on syb's unisex medium (which is comfortably baggy on her) and it's like he's wearing a tightly fitting crop top. meanwhile syb is using jacob's xl version of it as a sleep shirt

10. Describe their first date.

asdf;lkjasdf tbh in most universes jakesyb don't really date in the traditional sense. i joke that their first date (ie, an event that they mutually agree upon a time and place to meet) is a fistfight. they do have a snowed-in vacation at one point tho where they get pretty domestic so i guess that's kind of like a date....or at least as close as they get to one.

but in the no-cult "jakesyb country song romance au" they do actually have a proper first date. they're both at a church held party/celebration at joseph's church (augustine is a parishioner and dragged syb with him), and after both of them being super bored by how sterile the whole thing is, they decide to take off in jacob's truck, buy some beer, and they drive off into the mountains and just sit and stargaze. (they also fuck in the truck's bed, but most of the night is spent just chatting and pointing out things in the night sky

22. What reminds each of their partner?

ooooooh hmm....

wolves, obnoxious cherry red firearms, only you, the particular brand of Stupid that you get with guys who project alpha-male energy. but also late night chats over irish coffee (minus the sugar. it's just whiskey and black coffee) and cigarettes. the thrill of the hunt (as both the hunter and hunted). and the pleasurable ache of something pressing against a bruise are all things that remind syb of jacob

and rabbits/hares, bomber jackets that reek of stale cigarettes, late night war room talks, the thrill of the hunt (mostly as hunter but also sometimes as prey), absent minded humming (usually of old french songs), delicious warm and home cooked meals that aren't just baked chicken, rice and vegetables, the pleasant feeling of being challenged both physically and mentally are all things that remind jacob of syb

SYBELI

3. Do they wear the other's clothes? (sweatshirt, bandana, necklace, etc.)

same as above, syb steals eli's jacket constantly, but to be fair, eli steals her bomber jacket right back. there will be days where they're walking around the wolf's den wearing each other's clothes and no one really bats an eye. I also think when it comes to T-shirts and some tanks, they can wear each other's shirts fairly interchangeably. syb likes baggier fits and i imagine eli more on the leaner muscle (but still very strong) end of the spectrum. unisex mediums and larges get passed around constantly.

10. Describe their first date.

ooooooh ok so in katc they're very much stuck in the "under literally any other circumstances we could have been such a good couple" zone, so here are the two answers i have for an alternate timeline and the werewolf au:

au syb went into the whitetails looking for augustine first instead of going into the valley: i think there's a lot of purely one on one time between them that happens quite often (usually in the form of war table strategy meetings or "can't sleep, guess i'll keep watch on the security cams" kinds of hanging out together), but none of those moments really register to them as dates. that's just the "friends" bit in their "friends to lovers" arc. what they consider their first date is when they were out together on a scouting mission. they narrowly escape an ambush and crash at a safe house for the rest of the night because they're both injured. but they also have their first kiss while patching each other up. they pass out on the couch together immediately afterwards.

in the werewolf au syb and eli's first date is straight up a bbq challenge. like...unofficially an actual competition but waaaaaay more people showed up to the joke flyer wheaty put up at the spread eagle so they accidentally ended up grillmastering a proper event (sponsored by the spread eagle). eli won but syb put up a damn good fight. she had the superior grilled chicken/shrimp/fish, and eli had the better red meats/wild game. they were both lowkey worried their competitiveness was a turn off for the other, but actually it suuuuuuper wasn't :)

22. What reminds each of their partner?

short answers because i'm still kinda developing their relationship BUT:

bow hunting, woodland camo and whitetail deer. really good wild game recipes, long hikes and camping trips (and scouting missions) all remind syb of eli

and sweet tea on a hot day and cold beer on a hot evening. the smell (and taste) of stale cigarettes. the burn of bourbon as it goes down all remind eli of syb

#r: define your meaning of war #sybeli #ahhh thank you for these sorry it took so long for me to get to aflkdjafsd #oc: deputy sybille la roux

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No Virgin Schoolteacher cont

CHAPTER TWO

Jamie spent all day Saturday trying to decide if she was a bad girl. According to her mother, yes. Bad girls were easily identified. They liked sex, liked men, and liked to masturbate. By those standards, Jamie was guilty on at least two counts.

But she didn't feel like a bad girl. She knew she was a good teacher and a respectable young woman. All she'd done was have her first orgasm, her first hint of what sex was all about, and she didn't feel bad about it. It just seemed like a normal human thing to do.

She felt horny all day. Her pussy was hot, swollen and wet, and she ached to come again. She promised herself an evening of masturbation with that exciting sex manual, but during the day she had chores to do. The apartment needed cleaning and she had exams to grade.

She couldn't spend all her free time beating off, even though she wanted to.

Evening came, and Jamie almost rushed through her dinner. She didn't watch TV or read like she usually did at night. She went to her bedroom and opened the sex manual, looking for a photo to inspire her. It wasn't hard to find one. She found a picture of the young couple fucking in a position she'd never heard of, the guy on his back and the girl sitting on his cock.

Jamie studied the photo with mounting lust. The guy's prick was as thick as her wrist, bulging with blue veins and hard as steel. It was poked about an inch into the girl's fur-fringed cunt mouth. All the photos were like that, to give the reader a good view.

Jamie had her banana ready, though she suspected the poor thing would die of battle fatigue tonight. She got into a crouch, kneeling in the middle of the bed, and thrust the banana into her moist and ready cunt. It went in a lot easier this time.

"Ooooooh, yesssss!" she moaned.

She crammed her cunt completely, thrusting all the way to her womb. Then she started jerking the banana up and down, pretending she was being fucked. She imagined a handsome man beneath her, leering at her as he hammered his stiff cock in her juicy pussy.

"Yes, yessss, do it to meeeee!" she panted. She blushed, a little shocked by her own wantonness, but the more she masturbated, the more rowdy and wild she got. There was a normal hot-blooded young woman inside her who'd never been released before. She moaned, creamed and jerked her hips in an instinctive fucking motion. She was speeding towards orgasm.

It was so easy to come. No problem at all. She only had to jerk that thick banana with lightening speed, and there was no way she could keep from coming. She felt the fiery-hot orgasm bursting from the depths of her cunt and shaking her whole body.

"Ooooooooh, God, whaaaaahhhhhhh!" she wailed.

It was a good long come, and maybe she should have been content with it, but she wasn't. Right away she wanted to get off again. Was that normal? Jamie didn't know. But she had to do what her lusty body demanded, or she'd go crazy with frustration.

Suddenly a memory came back to her, one she'd kept buried for years. It had been too disgusting, too shameful, to think about. It was her first year at the all-girl college, and she'd shared a large dorm bedroom with a dozen other girls. One night she'd decided to go to bed early.

She'd left her roommates in the study room and gone to the sleeping room. She thought she was alone till she heard a soft moan from one of the cots. She glanced over and saw that someone was in bed already, and that someone was writhing around and whimpering.

Jamie assumed the girl was sick, in pain. She tiptoed over for a closer look. What she saw made her blush and freeze in her tracks. The girl, Marcia, was stark naked, and she was lying there on top of the covers, jerking her hand between her thighs.

"Unnnnnhhh, shit, fuck, unnnhhhhh!" Marcia moaned.

She had her eyes closed, so she didn't see Jamie. She was moaning a steady stream of hoarse dirty words as she rubbed her pussy. Jamie noticed that she was jerking her middle finger over the very top of her slit. Then Marcia suddenly let out a wail of pleasure.

"Ooooooh, motherfucker, ooooooooooh!" she yelled.

Her face was contorted with lust, her body shaking violently. Jamie finally realized that this had something to do with sex. Marcia was a bad girl. She was touching herself down there, in that forbidden place, and she was obviously loving it.

Jamie had tiptoed out of the sleeping room before Marcia noticed her, and she'd tried to bury that embarrassing memory. Now, several years later, it came back to her, and this time she didn't see Marcia as a bad girl. Not at all, Marcia had just been doing something instinctive and natural, relieving her hot lust. Jamie got hot just thinking about it. She threw herself face down on the bed, lying just the way Marcia had, and she began rubbing her middle finger over her clit. Marcia had been onto something, all right. It felt fantastically good.

"Ooooooooh, shit, ooooooooh!" Jamie squealed.

It was the first time in her life that she'd used a dirty word, but somehow she just couldn't help it. She wanted to shout every naughty word in the world as she rubbed her stiff finger furiously over her swollen wet clit. She felt the pleasure building fast in her pussy.

"Fuck, yessssss, shit!" she groaned.

She got off even faster and harder this time. Her pussy seemed to be on a hair trigger, set to go off with just the slightest stimulation. It occurred to Jamie that this was the result of bottling up her natural lust for so long. She had so much need stored up, and now at last it was being released.

"Unnnnhhhh, fuck, yesssss, whaaaahhhhh!" she howled.

She rubbed her clit frantically as she came, milking out every drop of hot sensation. Her hand was soaked with her molten come-cream, her slit buzzing and sizzling. It took her quite awhile to catch her breath when she'd finished coming. Surely she should be satisfied now, ready to sleep. But she wasn't.

"What in hell's wrong with me?" the nice young teacher exclaimed.

She hardly recognized herself. She was swearing, she was horny as a slut. Now that she'd learned how to give herself a climax, she couldn't stop. But she had to stop. She was afraid of turning into a sex fiend. She jumped out of bed and put on her clothes.

Maybe a brisk walk would ease her hot lust. Jamie was almost afraid she'd masturbate herself to death if she didn't get out of that apartment. She took the elevator down to street level and started walking hard. Before she realized it, she'd gone half a mile.

She decided to return via the alleys. She'd have more privacy there to think her thoughts. She hadn't gone far before she came to the back of a motel, and she noticed that in one of the bedrooms the lights were on and the curtains left open.

The window was open a crack, and she could hear people talking. She moved closer and saw a young couple standing in the room, the man tall, dark-haired and handsome, the girl petite and blonde. As Jamie watched, they moved into each other's arms and kissed. Jamie sighed to herself. She'd never even been kissed before.

She knew it was naughty to spy on people, but she was so couious. The pictures in her sex manual had been pretty explicit, but they hadn't told everything. She still wondered what it was really like when people made love, and this might be her chance to find out.

The couple couldn't see her. She was hidden in the shadows even as she moved within a few feet of the open window. She felt her tireless pussy getting hot and swollen and wet again. She just prayed the couple didn't close the curtains.

They didn't. They were too wrapped up in each other to notice the window. They finally broke their long steamy kiss, and the man held the girl by the shoulders and grinned down at her.

"SO how does it feel to be an old married woman, Erin?" he asked.

Erin blushed and smiled.

"Phil, I can't get used to it," she said. "I guess my mind's still back at the ceremony. I can't believe we're finally alone together."

"Start believing it, baby," Phil said. "I've been waiting for this moment a long, long time."

He started to unbutton Erin's jacket, but she gasped and jumped back away from him.

"Wait, honey," she said. "Let me go change. I don't want to waste that beautiful nightgown."

"Sure, go ahead!" Phil smiled.

Erin darted into the bathroom, and Phil took off his clothes. Jamie's eyes got huge. She'd never seen a man naked before except in those photos. She stared shamelessly as Phil drew off his jockey shorts and revealed his big hard cock.

His prick was stiff and ready. It was drooling thick globs of cream. He stretched out on the king-size bed, and his cock stood straight up, obscenely engorged. He was grinning to himself. Jamie could just imagine what he was thinking.

Erin came out of the bathroom in a virginal white lace nightgown, and the first thing she looked at was her new husband's rigid drooling cock. She blushed right down to her toes. She was shaking with nervousness as she walked slowly to the bed and slipped on beside Phil.

"Phil," she said in a squeaky voice, "you know I'm nervous. Please be gentle."

"Of course I will, baby," Phil said soothingly. "We're just gonna take our time. We won't do anything till you're ready. Come here, just kiss me for awhile, till you're calmed down."

Jamie felt for the girl. She and Erin had something in common. They were both virgins and scared of sex. They wanted it, yet they were terrified of it. Jamie was very curious about how Phil would handle the situation. Would he get his bride to like sex, or would he mess up?

Phil kissed Erin till she stopped shaking. Then he gently lifted her nightgown and tucked it up around her waist, exposing the naturally blonde little triangle of her bush. Erin blushed furiously and bit her lip as he reached out to separate her thighs.

"Not so fast!" she whimpered.

"Easy," Phil said. "I'm not going to fuck you yet. I think you'll like this a lot."

He drew her thighs wide open, exposing the luscious pink flesh of her cunt and its pretty fringe of blonde curls. He started moving his middle finger up and down over the tender flesh, and Erin gasped and shivered. Her eyes seemed to glaze over with pleasure.

"Oooooooooh! Wow!" she exclaimed.

"You like that?" Phil smiled.

"Y-yes, I do," she admitted.

No wonder, Jamie thought. Phil was rubbing his finger slowly and sensuously over Erin's clit, the most sexy-feeling spot in her whole body. He did it expertly, arousing her and relaxing her. Soon she was creaming helplessly all over his sliding finger.

Jamie was creaming, too. She could easily imagine how nice it would feel to have a man's big stiff finger gliding over her greedyclit. Suddenly her jeans seemed too snug for her swollen hot pussy. The crotch rubbed against the engorged flesh, giving her horny sensations.

"Mmmmmmm, honey, that feels so nice!"

Erin moaned.

Phil just smiled and rubbed her clit faster. She gasped and creamed more heavily. Her curvy little body was flushed with lust, and she was panting. As he slightly increased the pressure on her swelling clit, her expression changed to a lusty grimace.

"Yes, faster!" she panted.

"Okay, but you do something for me, too," Phil said.

"Oh, sure, darling!" Erin moaned. "What?" He took her hand and wrapped her fingers around his massive hard-on. Erin looked like she wanted to snatch her hand away from that big scary thing, but she wanted to please him, too. He moved her hand up and down his stiff standing cock, showing her what he wanted her to do. Then he let go and let her solo.

"Yeah, that's good," he said hoarsely.

Erin was a little clumsy at first, but she soon got a good steady rhythm going. She lost her fear of his cock and eagerly ran her hot little fist up and down the thick column of blue-veined meat. Phil kept rubbing her clit with his stiff finger.

"See?" he grinned. "This isn't so scary, is it?"

"No, it's fun," Erin giggled.

Jamie found herself envying the young bride. She wished she had someone as patient and skilled as Phil to introduce her to sex. She was so afraid of men, thanks to her mother's puritanical teachings, but a man like Phil could overcome her fears.

The newlyweds went at each other faster and faster. Erin's fingers sped up and down Phil's throbbing prick, and he jerked his thick finger swiftly over her swollen supersensitiveclit. Erin was sobbing with excitement and soaking his whole hand with her uncontrollably spurting juices.

"Oooooooh, honey, I feel so strange!" she moaned. "What's happening to me?"

"You're gonna come, baby!" he growled.

He was right. He gave Erin's clit one more long stroke, and she screamed and began to convulse. She squeezed his swollen prick, and he groaned and began to shoot his load all over the place.

"Ooooooh, Phil, oooooh, uhhhhh!" the young bride howled.

"Awwwwwww, Jesus, awwwwwwwww!" Phil yelled.

Jamie was shaking with excitement as she watched them. She was learning so much, and she was getting so horny. Phil had a lot more adventures in mind for his bashful young bride, and Jamie intended to stick around and watch.

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I was wondering of a possible au that has odette and holli as sisters? how that'd work in your headcanon story 👀

Ooooooh intriguing. And how ironic is it that they both like "gingers" lolol 😂

Let's see...

Ok, so dark content warning, cause I'm mixing in Holli's background story so TW for sexual assault.

Holli and Odette are half sisters, sharing the same mother; Sophie Would (Sophie from Anastasia) . Sophie and William (King William from The Swan Princess) had a messy romance, resulting in an unplanned pregnancy, during which William tried to convince Sophie to quit her job as a stripper, as he thought it was unfit for a mother. Sophie, loving her job, absolutely refused, leading to their eventual break-up.

Once Sophie had given birth to their little girl, named Odette, William insisted Sophie was an unfit mother and that he alone should have custody of the child. Sophie refused this until she met Joseph Korso (Korso from Titan AE) who SA'ed her, causing her to spiral into a deep depression and allowing William to take their daughter away though she never told him what happened.

To Sophie's horror, she found out she was carrying her rapist's baby. With the help of her coworkers, her family, she managed to climb up from the dark pit she had been in and was capable of taking care of her daughter, whom she named Holli.

At 19, Holli has been told little about her father and even less about her sister. In fact, she has no idea she even exists, until Odette shows up at her door. At first, Holli doesn't believe her when she says she's her half sister. But then Sophie comes home and she just... knows.

Sophie breaks down. Memories of what happened 20 years ago all come flooding back to her at once and she has a complete meltdown. Holli kicks Odette out of the house, telling her to never come back and she drives her mom to the psychiatric ward. A place she's been a few times before, usually out of free will. This time she's not in the right state of mind to have the will or wish to do anything, so she just goes along with what Holli wants.

After leaving Sophie in capable and familiar hands, Holli drives to the address Odette gave her when they were talking. There, she meets William, who has no idea who she is and it seems like Odette wants to keep it that way. Holli plays along and gets to ask Odette some questions.

Their relationship is off to a very rocky start when they start fighting due to both of them carrying resentment towards each other, believing the other had it better and had something they missed their entire lives.

Eventually though, when Sophie feels better eventually and tells Holli she wants to talk to both her and Odette. During that chat, Sophie tells both girls the truth, but without making William seem like the bad guy. He was unaware Sophie was pregnant and he just wanted to protect his daughter. Despite it all, Sophie has no hard feelings towards him.

Neither of the blonde sisters have any idea what to think of it all. Holli can't help but feel Odette "got away" to live a calm, rich life with a protective father who could give her everything she needed and more. While Holli stayed with a woman who didn't want her and reminded her of her assault, and they both had to do dirty work to get by. Odette is envious of Holli's close relationship with their mother though, and never got to be free and independent as her father was indeed very protective and she always missed having a mother.

In the long run, Holli and Odette couldn't have less in common and it'll lead to a rocky sisterhood, but as time goes by their relationship blossoms and, eventually, William discovers the truth as well and gets to see the love of his life again, both now older and wiser.

When Sophie tells William the truth, after he asks whether Holli is his biological daughter or not, William apologizes and begs for Sophie to forgive him. She does, saying it was her choice not to tell him what happened, so how could he have known. While they don't quite get back together again, they do co-parent and spend a lot of time together along with their daughters.

And... Yeah, that's it! That's the story that came to my mind when you asked about an AU with Holli and Odette as sisters 👭 I don't know if this was what you had in mind when you sent me your ask, but this was really fun to brainstorm either way 😁

#Holli would #Odette Nicastro #Sophie would #William Nicastro #Hollina AU #Thraxette AU #I mean not really I guess #An AU story in its own 😂

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phantasmiafxndom · 2 years

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For Soldier AU + ABO AU, could I ask for some HCs for Vil, Malleus, Epel, Riddle, Kalim, & Lilia when Alpha General Reader takes advantage of them when they go into heat and fucks them in their private office? After many rounds of sex, to the point that they’ve been fucked for almost the entire day, Reader cleans them up and congratulates them on their new promotion ;)

Ooooooh, ABO Au..... OvO Maybe that should be one I write for more often with TWST....

. . .

Vil

In a lot of ways, he hates this. Being used in such a way is beyond shameful, and even if it satisfies every instinct to have a cock filling him up and fucking him raw, Vil can't stand how helpless it makes him feel. Even so, he's a moaning, shaking mess, clawing at your desk when you bend him over it, and demanding you go harder until he's beyond the point of speech. The promotion doesn't come as a surprise. You clearly intend to keep him around as your new fuck-toy, after all. He just has to deal with that now.

Malleus

When he's in Heat, he's hardly coherent. All conscious thought goes out the window in favor of thinking only about how badly he craves contact in any form. Being fucked does something to soothe the awful, uncomfortable arousal that never seems to go away, but it's the closeness that really gets to him. Despite all of his power, Malleus is limp and pliant when you fuck him. He's too overwhelmed to fight back, so he just goes still and takes it. He hardly even hears what you say about a promotion, in the end.

Epel

Heats make him feisty. And worse, they take away all of his impulse control. While Epel doesn't exactly fight you, he doesn't make it easy, either, and soon enough, he'll get rough, aggressive, and demanding. If you're going to fuck him, it might as well feel good! A part of him is scared of what's going to happen next, but it's so hard to focus on anything but the cock splitting him open and soothing his frazzled nerves that he doesn't dwell on it for long. The mention of a promotion also doesn't stick for long.

Riddle

He's just plain scared. Any kind of touching or pleasure, even (and especially) when he's in Heat has never been allowed. You're his superior and you get to decide what he's used for, of course, but that doesn't make the utter loss of control any better. Riddle is left muffling squeals behind his hands, clinging to you, and trying to hold onto some measure of logical thought when it feels like you're fucking the brains right out of him. And in the end, when you tell him he'll be promoted... that's almost the scariest part.

Kalim

While he's not exactly ignorant about sex, being pinned down and wrecked in the middle of a superior's office feels incredibly dirty and wrong. Even so, Kalim's body wants the pleasure so badly that all he can do is yowl and beg for more. You wind up fucking him basically stupid, beyond the point of stringing full sentences together, and by the time the promotion is mentioned, he's been reduced to clinging onto you and trying to snuggle closer. He's that desperate for any kind of closeness and care.

Lilia

He's had worse than this. And anyway, actually getting some relief when his body is dead-set on making him miserable is a pretty good deal. Lilia mostly lets you do as you please. He knows better than to put up any kind of fight, so he just stays quiet and tries to enjoy whatever pleasure he's getting out of it. His instincts are begging for this arrangement to continue, so despite all logic warning him it won't end well, he can't help but be a little pleased with his sudden promotion. He can make it work, right?

#Twisted Wonderland #TWST #Vil #Vil Schoenheit #Malleus #Malleus Draconia #Epel #Epel Felmier #Riddle #Riddle Rosehearts #Kalim #Kalim Al Asim #Lilia #Lilia Vanrouge #Headcanon #Reader #TWST Soldier Au #TWST ABO Au #Lemon

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oOOOOoh bOY i think about hyungline 5some on the daily basis i shit u not-

Yes, I agree that Sunghoon and Jay would be the more dominant ones while Jake n Heeseung would be more laid back and just there to have a good fuck! AND JAY BEING THE VOYEUR BF ENJOYING IT FROM A CORNER IN THE ROOM JACKING OFF TO THE SIGHT OF YOU BEING USED? smeggci. I swear. He won't hesitate to bark orders here and there, and maybe occasional degrading lines like "Look at you pup, what a view.. Like being filled with their cocks, huh?"

I also think about how Hee, like previously mentioned, would be more laid back and less serious but he wouldn't hesitate to get a lil bit stern w you if you decide to act out?? Like.. mayb a lil disrespect to him, n he'll be like "Now just bcs I don't show off like Jay and Hoon, doesn't mean I have less experience than them. If anything, I can probably fuck you better," since like,, he's older than them n all,, I dunno tho? They would probs just giggle at Hee's lil outburst and maybe that'll motivate him to fuck you even harder HNDJSNS

Also I think the way it would go is after Jay tells you about how his friends r gonna join in, and preps you for a bit, Jake would def go in first?? He'd be so flirty on purpose to get you blushy and rile Jay up.. Anyways, after Jake's done pounding you all the way to heaven, and making you see stars with the help of his skilled dirty talking skills, it'd probably be Heeseung's turn, and Hoon would join in after a while.. Jay's waiting ever-so-patiently and in amusement too :'D

After Hee's done, Hoon's still teasing you with overstim even though you're already sobbing and your face is wet (unknown if it was due to the drool or tears).. And Jay finally joins in??? And oh lord. They both would be such hard, sadistic mean doms.. Manhandling your already fucked out, fragile body... Degrading you but praising you at the same time?? "Such a good whore for us, hm? Took two cocks so well already.. you can handle ours too, can't you, pup?" *one of them chuckles* "Of course she can, what else to expect from a cockslut like her? Besides, we'll make her take it. She can and she will, right, princess?"

Anyways, enha hyung line brainrot. That's all for now, unless you'd like me to elaborate more 👍

p. s. I like to use sincerely as a fun signature thing BDNJSNSJSN

Sincerely,

- 🍷

omg if i think abt it lots of the stuff on my blog can be linked as one storyline..... imagine hyungline 5some after the Short Skirt Incident but instead of going the jealousy sex w jay <3 route jay proposes a 5some for your slutty holes to finally be fulfilled <3 when he asks if u want all 4 of them to fuck u you're not sure if he's just joking and will rip what u want away from u but he assures you he's not playing games and will gladly let his 3 friends use your holes

dude omg heeseung as a soft dom would be so. painful bro if he's disappointed/mad with you you will literally feel so guilty cuz he'll say things like "i thought you were a good girl, i was jealous of jay for having such a good little angel but turns out i was wrong, hm?" same w jake actually...... but jake is just more smug about it he is just so smug throughout the whole thing

depending on the situation i think it would be even generous for jay to give u any prep at all....... back to the bruises hc and honestly heeseung and jake would b perfect to prep u and lull u into a false sense of security, before sunghoon gets his turn and MAN he would fuck u up..... gently, condescendingly and psychologically before jay just fucks you up all over<3

if anyone is up for this idea..... what about double penetration... with two of the members (but not jay, he gets the final sloppy seconds (thirds....)) and you are just moaning so pornographically, losing yourself in pleasure riding two of his friends' cocks, jay almost cums himself before remembering that he still wants to fuck you, so he just stands up and participates actively for the first time this whole night, wrapping his hand around your throat and lifting your head up just the slightest, revelling in the way your eyes roll back in pleasure <3

#🍷 anon #enhypen smut #jay #heeseung #jake #sunghoon

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the-fiction-witch · 2 years

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ADAM!

TV SHOW LEWIS COUPLE: ADAM X READER RATING: FLIRTY

I sighed as I sat on the train my headphones on as I watched the world go past me I was heading home for the summer I'd be heading back to uni in September but until then I would spend some time at home with my family. I avoided the eyes of the boy across the way I knew him somewhat he was in my English class at uni cocky little prick who gets A*'s even though he sleeps thought class he kept looking at me often winking in my direction but I rolled my eyes and continued watching the window. My station was next so I gathered up all my various belongings and climbed off the train into the platform unfortunately I noticed immediately so did he.

"Well hello sugar. Where are you off to then?" He smirked

"Home adam" I sighed

"I see, as you know this station mind leading me to the car park, my mum's picking me up"

"Fine. Just don't hover I have to meet my dad" I sighed hurrying thought the station with him following behind me till we got to the car park and we stood waiting around "what are you doing here adam?'

"Hu? Oh my mum's moving in with her boyfriend so I got to go there for summer" he explained "you?"

"My dad lives around here"

"Maybe we'll be seeing each other over the summer then sugar" he smirked his hand pinching my ass

"Adam! Fuck off!" I told him as I saw my dad's car

"Hi honey!" He called out the window to me but then I heard another voice

"Hi darling!" It sounded female maybe his new girlfriend or something the car stopped and my dad gave me a hug

"Hi daddy"

"Hi honey you have a nice trip"

"I think so"

"Hello darling! Awww look at my cute little boy" I heard beside me a woman was cuddling adam maybe his mum got here too

"Ahh yes, y/n I wanted to meet Erica she and her son adam are going to be moving in with us" he explained

"Ooohh so, mum your moving in with your boyfriend jack and jacks daughter Is y/n so that makes me and y/n" adam smirked

"Oohh hell no" I sighed

"Aww hello step sister"

"My god do I hate you" I sighed

"You two know each other?" His mother asked

"We have the same english class" I sighed

"Aww well I'm sure you two will get along swimmingly then" my dad laughed "come on kids let's get home"

"I am not sharing my room with you!" I warn adam "or my bathroom!"

I got sorted in my old bedroom unpacking my things unfortunately I had to share my bathroom something I was not thrilled about but I had little choice in the matter as my on suite was also the on suite for our spare bedroom now adams bedroom.

"Ummm hello step sister" I heard him smirk

"Go away adam" I sighed "and your not my stepbrother"

"In all but law sugar" he winked

"Will you actually cut out the winky looks and the pinching my butt now?"

"Why?"

"Because we live in the same house?"

"So? As you said technically speaking your not my stepsister, close enough but your not. Nothing stopping me from railing you in our shared bathtub if you want me too sugar expect how quiet my little sugar cookie can be while I fuck her sexy ass"

"Fuck odd adam. It's not gonna happen. It wasn't gonna happen before I found our our parents are dating now there's even less chance of it happening you where at 0 now your at -42 so cut it out and quit being a horny little cock" I told him as I put my clothes away

"No. I refuse." He smirked grabbing the bundle of clothes I had in my hand "I can help"

"I don't need your help" I snached my clothes back

"Well I want to help" he says taking them again

"Awww you two are already helping each other unpack how sweet" his mother smiled as she came around "how about take away for dinner kids?"

"Sure mum, we'll be down in a bit" he told her so she headed off "I shall help" he smirked

"Fine" I sighed taking the bundle I had to wear it needed to go

"ooooooh I shall start with this draw" he smirked instantly digging his hands in my panties draw "oooohh I shall be excited to see you in these one sugar" he smirked folding my lace panties

"You dirty bastard give them back!" I yelled trying to get them back off him he threw them in my draw and ran back to his own room this is gonna be a long summer.

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vro0m’s rewatch - 17/288

2007 Brazilian GP

Here it is! The last race of the 2007 season. Gifs and recap!

Interlagos. It’s the last race of the season. Three contenders for the WDC : Alonso, Lewis, Raikkonen.

Massa is on pole. Mark Blundell fully believes Lewis will win, though. Most realistic scenarios are summarised : Lewis would win if he finished first or second. Alonso would win if he finished first and Lewis wasn’t second. Raikkonen needs to win to win (lol) and if Lewis was 6th at best.

We see footage from the parade. Of course the crowd went wild for Massa but Lewis already got a lot of support from the Brazilians too. He seems super chill before the race.

Qualifying was close, but Lewis is second. It’s his 12th front row start in 17 races. Lewis says it’s good to have a good fight with the others. Alonso is not happy about being 4th. He says they’re on the same strategy and it’s going to be difficult to win in these conditions.

Btw it’s super hot. Like scalding hot. People are worried about the tyres and the engines.

Hah, Lewis had to go to the stewards again because the team made a mistake with his tyres on Friday.

Honestly... I know he didn’t win the WDC that year but it’s so hard to believe given the circumstances! I can’t wait to see what happened that race but also don’t want to watch it happen lol.

Ooooooh Lewis and Nicholas hanging out before the start of the race 💜

Lol brothers will be brothers I guess

We now get a Lewis life story segment.

I—... Okay.

Anyway.

They’re gonna head for the grid now.

In an interview Lewis explains he always said he didn’t have a hero or role model because he thought it was corny, but as soon as he got to Interlagos he could feel Ayrton Senna’s presence and how much of an impact he had on him. He talks about working on his skills his whole life to get where he is and how he won’t let anything get in his way, but of course anything can happen during the race. He says if he doesn’t win but he can get out of his car and say he did the best he could then he can go onto the next one and do the best he can then again.

We hear from Bernie who never makes any fxcking sense when he talks. He says he wants Alonso to win. But Martin Brundle corrects him as he said he wanted Lewis to win before because he’d be a more dynamic champion when all the others never said anything for Formula 1 (lol I bet he wishes Lewis would stop “saying things” for Formula 1 now). He says he knows but he’s the new kid on the block which is “fantastic obviously” but “maybe he should wait a little bit”. Yeah shut up old man.

Emerson Fittipaldi is rooting for Lewis. He says sure, he has way less experience than Alonso and he’s under pressure but he’s shown what a fantastic driver he is.

Also today’s Star on Track is apparently Naomi Campbell?

Formation lap.

And they’re racing!

Oh no, terrible start from Lewis, on the dirty side of the track. Raikkonen gets past him in the first corner and then Alonso in the second one. OH NO and he locks up in the third, trying to overtake Alonso. He runs wide. I feel you can tell from the two last races that he doesn’t know how to handle the pressure yet. He’s now 8th.

Omg and there’s been a big crash too! Fisichella cut a corner and got back on track right in front of Yamamoto who couldn’t avoid him. Talk about driving dangerously. His front wing shattered and there’s debris on the track. Yellow flags, of course. Lewis is 7th, but he’s only 2.6 seconds behind Alonso.

There’s been an ad break and when we get back to the broadcast, we learn Lewis’ engine has cut off?! He’s driving super slowly, he clearly has issues. OMG HE’S DOWN TO 18TH?! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Lap 13, he’s 2 places up and very fast but there’s so much work to do still. Webber who was 5th is out of the race. Lap 15, Lewis is 5th fastest and now 12th. Lap 17, he’s 11th. Of course he’s making his way up. That’s what he does.

Lap 21. He’s now 10th but McLaren is getting ready for a pitstop. Ah it’s for Alonso. Jenson Button is retiring. Now Lewis pits for the soft tyres. If he got fuel it was very little of it. He’s 14th.

Davidson and Sutil touch and it’s synchronised spinning all over again.

Lap 28. Lewis isn’t doing too well on the softs. He needs to overtake Barrichello and OH HE DOES. The broadcaster doesn’t have enough superlatives to tell us about it. “Ridiculous”. “Unheard of.” “Majestic”. I mean look at it!

It was aggressive for sure but dang it looks good.

Next on the list is Seb. As the journalist points out he can’t pull that kind of ballsy move on a newbie. He didn’t crash into Barrichello solely because Barrichello is experienced enough to let him through. (Reminds you of something? yeah, me too. But then again Max is not a rookie anymore.)

OH JESUS SOMEONE RAN OVER THEIR MECHANICS! It’s Nakajima. Ooooh no, it was his first ever F1 pitstop. One mechanic is seen hopping away on one leg. WHY WOULD THEY SHOW US A SLOWMO REPLAY OF THAT NO THANK YOU. Now we see another one being helped away as he’s holding his lower back. Oh I feel so bad for them.

Oh dang in the meantime it’s Kubica overtaking Alonso for the third place! Good job! Lewis overtook Seb and is heading for Schumacher’s spot.

We’re halfway through the race. There’s been another ad break and they have really poor timing this race as it’s happened just as Lewis is pitting again. He’s going back on the hard tyres. Ouh big crash? It’s Kovalainen. Yellow flags but no need for a safety car. Kovalainen is out of the car and okay. Lewis is 9th. Kubica pits from third.

News from the Williams mechanics : the team didn’t want to give Louise their names but she reassures their families in the UK that all mechanics are okay. One has a injured leg and another hurt his back (yeh we figured that much from the footage). They’re gonna be checked over by the track medics but Williams say it’s just precautionary and the injuries aren’t serious.

40th lap. Barrichello’s car is being pushed in the garage after his pitstop. It’s on fire. Lewis is 8th but he’s gonna have to pit for a third time. Question now is : is Massa gonna let Raikkonen past as he himself can’t win the WDC? Ah but a few laps later Ferrari handled the pitstop in such a way that Raikkonen takes the lead. Lewis would need to get in 5th place to win now. It would probably take McLaren asking Alonso to move aside and that’s very unlikely to happen. Lewis pits again, he’s 9th. There’s only 14 laps left.

It seems Lewis’ engine is still having issues and we’re told the mechanics hope he can make it work for the last stint but they aren’t hopeful re: the pace. However just as we hear this, Lewis sets the fastest lap of the race.

7 laps to go. Lewis 7th. It’s not enough but so close, oh so close. Next is Heidfeld. Lewis is much quicker than him but he’s 13 seconds ahead AND he has to unlap himself from the Ferraris to get to him. This is impossible. It’s incredible how close the WDC standings are though. Last lap for the lead of the race. Alonso is almost a minute behind the Ferraris too, which says all there is to say about how fast they were.

And it’s the end of the race, and of the season! Raikkonen is world champion, Massa is second, Alonso third. Lewis is 7th. He missed the title for one point. Juste one point. His rookie year. How unbelievable is that?! Lewis shakes Raikkonen’s hand, congratulates him. Wow. Weird to see an emotional Raikkonen.

We hear from Anthony who’s super positive as always. He assures nobody is pained over that race because they just had the most fantastic Formula 1 season ever. He says they lost for one point and will be back next year, and if it’s not next year then the year after that.

He says : “One thing’s for sure : Lewis Hamilton is here to stay.”

#f1 #lewis hamilton #2007 #2007 brazilian gp #vro0m's race reviews

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not so bad࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

warnings: just a small filler + a LONG bonus!

bonus:

a/n before the bonus starts:

the song below was made by Kelsy Karter and all rights are reserved to her! she made the song so please give it a listen, I am only using it in this fic, and I do not own it whatsoever!! thank you now enjoy! - angie <3

*video begins*

Y/N (in frame): "I was crying at three am and I told myself fuck it, write about something that makes you happy, not about some stupid boy who broke your heart! He doesn't deserve it, and my mind thought back to the video that Kuroo had posted earlier that day and low and behold I had my idea!"

*genius intro music plays*

Interviewer (off camera): "Tell us how the song "Kuroo" came to be and who produced it."

Y/N (in frame): "Kuroo was produced by my amazing friend Tsukishima and the video was filmed by my awesome production crew! It was all super secretive too, we had to get a remote spot to film in with the band and also have everyone sworn to secrecy about the song because I didn't want anyone to know about it whatsoever."

Interviewer (off camera): "So you told no one? Just your friend Tsukishima?"

Y/N (in frame): "Yeah pretty much, he took the idea and ran with it and honestly he thought I was really stupid but hey he works for me." *throws a wink to where tsukki is sitting*

Tsukki (off camera): "I wish I didn't."

Interviewer (off camera): "Alright let's role with verse one!"

*cut to the insert of verse one intro*

Verse 1

I blacked out,

passed out,

first time we met.

Y/N: "At the time I had never met him, like ever."

It wasn't drugs,

could be love,

but it's probably sex.

Y/N: "Yeah the Kuroo stan were NOT happy about that line..."

I'm thinkin 'bout you

(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

Cool stare, greased hair around your eye,

I wanna take a dirty picture,

send it to your mind,

I'm not just think 'bout you

(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

Y/N: "What can I say, man has some cool fucking hair, like it defies the laws of gravity. As for the dirty picture line...hahahaha welll ummm I have nothing to say for that except that I will never live it down, ever."

*stares at camera with shamed look*

PRE-CHORUS

I'll treat you better than

the girls you're hangin out with,

Take you to heaven and I'll show

you all around it,

I'll never ever let you down,

Ooooooh

Y/N: "I just wanted to let him know that I'm like the coolest person on the planet *sad smile* and that he should totally hang with me instead of people that'll make him sad!"

CHORUS

Kuroo!

I'm gonna make you love me!

You're gonna make me breakfast!

It's a secret just between us,

we can keep it low-key!

I ain't bein funny!

You should be so lucky,

To put your, your velvet arms around me!

Ooh, ooh

I'm g-g-g-g-gonna make you love me!

Ooh ooh

So put your, put your, put your arms around me.

Y/N: "Whew hehe so like that was a lot but anyways let's talk about it. I really just wanted to pour my heart out and I did just that with these lyrics, and honestly have you seen that mans arms? Please hug me and keep me warm, please."

Verse 2

Yeah, I'm staring at you in

the magazines every day,

Feel like I'm seventeen,

Never been touched this way,

I'm thinking 'bout you

(Na-na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na-na)

Y/N: "No clue what was going through my head for that line, but hey it works!"

PRE-CHORUS

I'll treat you better than the boys you're hangin' out with,

Take you to heaven

And I'll show you all around it,

I'll never ever let you down,

Ooh

Y/N: "Hey I don't know what he's into so I wanted to like no you know, assume!"

CHORUS (X2)

Kuroo!

I'm gonna make you love me!

You're gonna make me breakfast!

It's a secret just between us

We can keep it low-key

I ain't being funny!

You should be so lucky

To put your, put your velvet arms around me

Ooh, ooh

I'm g-g-g-g-gonna make you love me

Ooh, ooh

Y/N: "Fun fact actually, Tsukki handed me a fake letter of resignation when I sent him the lyrics, with a message that said "No." And that's all, funny joke to be honest."

Tsukki ( behind the camera eating a piece of strawberry cake): "It wasn't a joke, I wanted to resign but she refused my letter of resignation."

Verse 3

Oh, Kuroo, Kuroo

Mmmm, Kuroo

Oh, baby, I'm gonna make you love me

Yeah

So put your, put your, put your arms around me

I'm gonna make you love me

You're gonna make me breakfast

It's a secret just between us

We can keep it low-key

I ain't being funny

You should feel so lucky

I'm gonna, I'm gonna

Gonna, gonna make you love me

Kuroo!

Y/N: "My honest takeaway from this song was really, do what makes you happy and don't be afraid to move on from the past. I knew writing this song I would be seen as something I'm not but it was all for shits and giggles, I never actual meant anything in it you know? It was simply to get my mind off of an ex, I wasn't going to even have it produced or made into a music video but I said why not and did it anyways and I'm really glad I did!"

*genius outro plays*

Y/N: "Yeah I had to find a bunch if cats to have on set for the music video, good thing I knew a guy because I without him I don't think we would have gotten as many as we did on such short notice."

*video ends*

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