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princess-prettyboy · 2 months
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haters won’t let you cum in their thighs while they sit crosslegged in a pencil skirt and berate you during the act
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waroferas · 16 days
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He told his friends he scored and she beat him to death. She said, "Don't trust a worthless stranger Unashamed of what he's done"
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vanpalmr · 10 months
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yellowjackets (2021-) // halloween - noah kahan // fashionista // @normal-horoscopes // sarah desjardins // he gets that from me - reba mcentire // u/kristenbouchard 
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 4 months
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Musical Life, at random intervals the players are given a warning to sing, if they don't sing they loose an hour (with the 24 hours timer from limited life)
Can we put Mumbo in there because I think the sounds he'd make when the warning comes up will be funny
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silusvesuius · 11 months
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i took her to the thalmor headquarters and then i freaked it
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felicitywilds · 8 months
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how the hell do you hold a girls hand and tell her that you can feel the earth turning, can feel the two of you falling through space together, tell her you ARE the mysteries of the universe and expect her to listen when you say immediately after to forget you. smh
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fulgurbugs · 14 days
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Since I’ve had post canon/timeskip ideas on the brain…. (Specifically following up this post)
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bonefall · 2 months
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How many posts do you have on dotc? also, i havent seen it before if you have, but you talked about the huge battle where starclan spontaneously pops into existence in order to tell everyone to stop fighting
TONS. It's the most frequent canon material I post about here. It's usually tagged #Warrior Cats Analysis.
I am also doing a live re-read and have been for a couple months. It started on this blog as #Bonefall Reads DOTC, and continued over on my other blog @bonebabbles as #Bones Reads DOTC, so that I was spamming my followers less.
I usually tag my harshest posts with #DOTC Hate out of respect to the main tag.
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spoonbenders · 3 months
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nice kid
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andtheyreonfire · 6 months
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thinking about giant/tiny modeling. tiny models advertising a product by sitting on/in it directly. nothing like seeing a billboard for a box of chocolates with an actual, tiny person curled up next to the sweets. tiny models that sit in teacups, on plates, next to a watch or a pencil or literally any common, household object. tiny models with a lavish dressing room they can't even get around in, because the vip room happens to be 20x their size.
tiny models that may only be the size of your finger, but still effortlessly command your attention when you see them across the room. with the way they act, not even squirming as a dozen agents and journalists loom over them, they're obviously used to the attention. you can't tell if they're only used to it because they expect it, at their size. they're such a cute, pretty little thing. how could you not adore them?
on the flipside, the way a giant model commands your attention is an absolutely breathtaking experience. every distant movement is like watching a living natural disaster. they're so gentle with the scenery around them, but you get the feeling they treat it more as beloved play set. giant models that lean next to buildings, blocking off multiple streets just for a single, quick shoot. giant models hunched a team of makeup artists readying them for the camera. leaning down for a dozen ladders, even holding a stylists in their hands. giant models that don't even fit in the frame. you'll see their lips, their eyes, the whorl of their fingertips in magazines, far sooner than you'll see their entire body.
giant models that make you freeze, instinctually, when they meet your gaze from across a warehouse. you can't help but cautiously wave to them. the slight chuckle from massive, painted lips rumbles through your chest, even across the distance between you. butterflies squirm in your stomach when they wink at you, a movement practically broadcast to the entire room. with the way they look like a fallen angel, and the fact that every second only reminds you how massive they are, you know you're faced with something far, far more dangerous than a simple hurricane.
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wilyserpentofeden · 8 months
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Good Omens fandom come here hold my hand I'm going to be a bitch for a second. It is possible to be upset abt the homophobic implications that gay sex would somehow "taint" Aziraphale and Crowley's dynamic while also respecting people who are sex repulsed and see themselves in Aziraphale and Crowley and INVERSELY it is possible to desire more explicitly asexual representation in media and feel sometimes scenes should be taken at face value, while also respecting people who are gay, have sex, would like gay sex to be destigmatized in media, and interpret certain scenes as subtextually queer and erotic (ox rib scene. aim for my mouth shoot past my ear.), and ADDITIONALLY it is possible to desire nontraditional queerplatonic representation while also not being homophobic by saying a pair of canonical love interests should have just remained friends, and ALSO I feel like some of y'all are forgetting asexuality is a spectrum that does, in fact, include a lot of people who do have gay sex! Sexuality is not purely black and white and essentially a lot of u are engaging with very black and white thinking over a nuanced and delicate issue i fear. I'm not being super articulate here but there's a lot of layers to this is what I mean. OK im done being a bitch good night 👍
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owlf45 · 6 months
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what's going on. why are you all commiting identity fraud. what did i miss
idk, ask @gentrychild who is not gentrychild because gentry does not exist
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slimepost-generator · 9 months
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stoner cookiebattergirl gf be like babe don't lick me before I get baked!! >.<
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theloopus · 9 months
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you're in a motorcycle with a beautiful boy and he won't tell you that he loves you but he loves you
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ragewrites · 11 months
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crayon of a June evening
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71eh · 2 years
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nanamin (≧▽^) ~☆:*・°
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