#our boys having so much fun!

[morrigan-sims]

And I forget sometimes I'm just flesh and bone.

As he stands in the ruined bathroom, all Rook can think is, At least now I can breathe.

#ts4 #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #sims 4 edit #my edits #ts4 render #my renders #blender render #oc: Rook #dnd sims #ts4 dnd #please I beg of you open this in a new tab and look it it. it's 2080px across and I spent way too long on tiny details. #(like the blood on the shards of glass on the sink. and the mirror alone took well over an hour...) #augh I love my boy so much #he's really going through it right now tho #poor bby #but when he's going through it I'm having fun playing him so... #yeah #blood tw #tw blood #so this is scheduled to go up right as we're starting our session picking up from exactly this point. #I thought that would be thematically fitting #please listen to this song it's so good and it's very Rook. #I almost put the lyrics right after this line (''I saw my reflection on the street that night / he said I got something to change your life #/ he said you don't look wrong but you don't look right'') #bc yk mirror shit. But I ended up going with this line instead because it's VERY VERY fitting for the conversations going on w/ Rook. #specifically about his reckless endangerment of himself to the point where some of his party members consider it to be self-harm. #(and obviously punching a mirror intentionally is self-harm.) #but like Rook doesn't see it that way and he's so confused as to why the party is so upset with him. (esp. his mentor and the gunslinger.) #god I could talk about this ridiculous man for hours so I'll stop here.

[andoutofharm]

hey fob tumblr who wants to start a business with me so we can pay fob to come play at our corporate event

#come on boys youd have so much fun playing for our hypothetical company

[kathaynesart]

After seeing Ron Circilo’s confirmation that F!Leo did have mystic powers, I can safely say that I actually prefer the fan canon that he didn’t, least not when the prologue happened. Makes Leo cooler knowing he still leas the resistance and fought back the Kraang without any magic whatsoever. Just his training, strategic skills, and intelligence to keep him pushing to the next day and so on, and his teammates and family to help support(as long as they could). Just feels cooler. Your thoughts?

Well, first off, I must say that I have nothing but the utmost respect for Ron Circilo and the Rise team in what they were able to accomplish! The fact that he was willing to come online and answer all of our unending questions was such a gift and a true act of kindness on his part. One that is deserving of our respect and gratitude.

It is amazing how much the little bits of knowledge have invigorated so many within the fandom, myself included! With this in mind, it is not my place or intention to disregard anything he has stated in these answers. For the most part I found everything he said to be insightful and very much in line with the impression given by both the show and movie. (My particular favorite being that future Mikey is physically in his 70's due to the use of his powers. I am very happy that Replica is already slated to be going in that direction.)

The answer in regards to Leo's mystic powers, I will admit, is probably one of the few answers I personally interpreted differently from the opening scene of the film. Even so, I think it's more important to take into account that projects such as the Rise Movie involve a lot of people and writers with differing opinions and thoughts (for example I heard many while interning on AtLA). So at points like this I can only shrug and say that whatever isn't stated outright within the final source material, is still open to interpretation. It's just nice to be given some insight on what could have been!

Just know that I will continue with what I had planned for Replica, in which Leo does not have his mystic abilities. For me this will play a key role in his character growth (many of which you mentioned in your question) and also explain a number of issues the opening film would otherwise face.

#thank you Ron for all your kindness and patience with our crazy bunch of fans #my personal thoughts? #teleporting came so naturally to Leo by the end of the seires #he would have been so over-powered #something I plan to show down the line in a 20-something flashback #I don't think people take into consideration how much stronger these boys would get in their prime #and it's fun imagining how far those abilities could be pushed beyond what we see in the series finale #just my opinion though #rottmnt #rottmnt replica #replica #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #unpause rise of the tmnt #unpause rottmnt #q&a

[gaylightisminetocommand]

you don't understand i was obsessed with Night at the Museum as a kid and i loved Jed and subconsciously shipped him with Octavius before i even knew you were allowed to ship two boys together, heck, before i even knew what shipping was, and now Owen Wilson is Mobius and it's the same fucking thing again where he's playing a heavily queer-coded character but the media they're in forces him to call his soulmate his 'friend' but there's no fucking way they're straight but this time around i know what shipping is and i know what homosexuality is and maybe d*sney will never let them kiss but hell if that's gonna stop me from losing my mind over them-

#they mean so much to me #both lokius and jedtavius #it's like. now i know that's allowed #and shit may not be ideal regarding lgbt representation in media but at the very least we can have our fun with it #and it's kinda funny that my gay awakening was fucking. night at the museum. #but in all seriousness when i think about how young i was feeling those feelings i couldn't explain #wondering why i wanted two boys to kiss when 'that's so silly!' #'boys don't kiss boys!' #'they kiss girls!!!' #i just. get a little emotional. like i know i've always 'been this way' but i find comfort in every little thing like this i can point to #*remembers the subject of this post is tiny gay people and time travelling gay people* anyways- #gaylight post #loki #loki series #natm #lokius #mobius #marvel loki #night at the museum #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #jedtavius #natm jedediah #natm octavius

[thegreenhordes]

Field Guide to encounters with The Glow, Part One: Type 1 infected, AKA Growlers.

Growlers are intensely aggressive, so much so that they are just as violent towards other infected as anything else that moves. While blind, the Growlers are equipped with keen hearing and smell, and can locate a potential meal from far distances. Constantly on the hunt, these unfortunate beasts' diet of choice ultimately leaves them unsatisfied and starving. Stage 3 Type 1 infected usually die within weeks, but some have survived up to two months.

To Distract a Growler: Find some way to create noise in the opposite direction that you are located. Make sure it is loud, and lasts long enough for you to run. Flying is a viable method of escape if you possess wings, as stage 2 and 3 Growlers are incapable of flight. Stage 2 due to the weakening of their flight muscles- and stage 3 due to the loss of feathers.

How to avoid detection: Mask your scent. Try to remain as neutral-smelling as possible. This can be hard to do, but do your best and you will avoid being sniffed out by a late stage Growler. Avoiding detection by a stage 2 is simply a matter of staying out of sight and keeping noise to a whisper. Additionally, avoid making noise when near a stage 3 Growler. If you cannot be detected through smell, your best bet with a stage 3 is to hold completely still, breath slowly (quietly), and wait for them to leave line of sight- then you can make a run for it. Stage 3 Growlers are strong but slow-moving. Outrunning them in a large enough space is possible.

Special Notes: Growlers at stage 3 cannot be reasoned with and have the minds of starving, cornered predators. However, due to stage 2 Growlers being still rather cognizant, you can communicate with them- it is recommended to do so with some form of barrier however, due to their overwhelming instinct to bite and infect everything they see. When things were still relatively stable and infected were being appropriately contained, Princess Twilight Sparkle had frequent verbal contact with multiple stage 2 Growlers in her care. They were reluctantly polite, expressing a clear desire to attack the princess, but understood their situation well enough to be compliant at the time. All these stage 2s eventually progressed into stage 3, and were either put down, escaped, or kept for further study.

#mlp infection au #the glow #infection field guide: Growlers #doing this bc you've seen what part of an infected looks like so- I wish to show to you what our boy N--- is up against here in a few posts #am I evil? mayhaps #also spoilers- kinda? I guess it would count- there are six 'types' labelled -1 through 4 so. #those field guides will be posted as each type is revealed #I'm having fun btw this is great #not only is it good practice for my art (which I should note I haven't drawn much at all in years) but! #this entire blogs very existence is incredibly out of my comfort zone! I am very very anxious about this whole experience but! I'm doing it #and I'm very proud of myself! Proud enough that the anxiety is being gradually overridden by fun and excitement and IDEAs #ok I'm done rambling now lmao

[gojosattoru]

★ ADEPTUS XIAO | THE ANEMO YAKSHA ★

Birthday gift for my most adorable and amazing cutie Kay @kyaa-a​ ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

Extra:

#genshin impact #genshinet #genshinedit #dailygaming #genshinimpactedit #xiao #gamingedit #gigraphics #alledits #userkarura #userrack #userchas #usersenka #heya kay my sweetheart!! here's my lil gift for you honey!! #i hope you like it ; U ; i tried to bring the best of your husband heheh ^^ #hope you had a wonderful bday too and had lots of fun honey!! you deserve all the good things of this world kay you're such a kind and sweet #soul!! it's been so awesome to be chatting with you on our genshin server with everyone and i cheresh every momemt everyday there!! #it's been a blast honey thank you once again for invinting me!! thank you for being so awesome funny and sweet! #thank you for being my friend! thank you for everything kay!! i love you so so much! i'm always sending you my love to your way ^^ hehe #take care of yourself and stay safe!! may we have more fun together and scream for our amazing genshin game and boys hehe <33333 #you're amazing never forget that!! <3333 *hugs you real tight*

[redfurrycat]

Maverick and Goose on a rare shenanigans-free day:

*

Literally everyone else:

TOO quiet.

*

Meanwhile Maverick and Goose are plotting some good shit to do:

- Kili!Mav & Fili!Goose [to brighten up kids at the hospital]

- Goosemav as Weasley twins [to prank their Top Gun instructors and flyboys friends]

- In Penny's Bar:

- Singing "Don't go breaking my heart":

- Paintball against a bunch of teens:

[Mav's precious bomber jacket suffered some damage. Mav's not happy.

"Told you not to bring it to a paintball fight, Mav"]

#platonic soulmates goosemav #nick goose bradshaw & pete maverick mitchell #the ultimate friendship #our boys are having so much fun 🥰 #nick goose bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #🐈red🐈furry🐈cat🐈tag🐈

[devotedlystrangewizard]

the school arc to me is so good because it drags ciel out of his position as a powerful figure and literally places him in the shoes of the person he could have been. the circus arc ALSO drags him out of his position as big bad queens watch dog/head of the phantomhive estate but the school arc feels like a mockery of a future that never was. this is what he could have been had his parents not died. and even then its NOT because he will never be that kid.

he never was.

#ramblings #incoherent beyond belief its 4 am #and im trying to avoid manga spoilers #might add a reblog with more coherent thoughts when i wake up but im off my meds so i cant promise anything #actually correction im being vague w the manga spoilers #manga readers know whats up #idk if there are any anime only ppl who havent been spoiled on The Plottwist Ever yet #but i figured there will be new fans and though im not tagging this it might still get seen so #cant WAIT to see our boy absolutely miserable in animation form should they recreate that arc LMAOOO #which ofc is after the germany arc so thats still a long time away #but STILL. itd be fun i need to see this young teenager lose his mind in color with sound #him relying on sebastian to do all his fag duties (sorry. dredge) so he can work his way up the social ladder #trying to gain power while simultaneously proving that he cant do anything but rely on others #hes always needed help in basically every way and he hasnt CHANGED he just got a demon to do it for him #he learns to lie and charm and cheat and all the while hes a fucking CHILD WHO STILL STRUGGLES WITH NORMAL THINGS #ciel is my little baby and i love him deeply no matter how much of a little bitch he can be #his helplessness isnt just 'oh he was raised in british high society' its also that he never got the chance to learn anything #which to elaborate on that id also have to go into manga territory. iykyk #like absolutely at this point he just refuses to learn how to do things he has a pet demon to do it for him #but. #hi the phantomhives backstory is killing me again its so late #both atlantic and the school arc are just setup for the Big Arc but theyre very good in their own right i SWEAR #also when i rewatched the circus arc a while back and i realised how some scenes were shot #the heavy foreshadowing that i didnt realise. yk. 7 years ago or however long its been since i first watched it #CRAZY #if you are new. to kuroshitsuji. and you havent read the manga. dear god. read the manga #ALSO GRELLE IN THAT ARC IS SO BEAUTIFUL & OTHELLO IS TRANSMASCULINE. OKAY GOODBYE

[airenyah]

i gotta say one of my fave things about language is when you add random syllables to words or add nonsense words that rhyme

like for example, our girl cat is called minou but sometimes i'll call her "minoutschi". and then instead of saying "minou, du" i'll say "minoutschi dutschi". and when i'm feeling extra silly or loving i'll add a nonsense word, so i'll sweep her off the ground and pet her and say "minoutschi dutschi wutschi"

or sometimes she'll meow outside in the hallway, then wander in my room and start purring loudly while rolling around the ground (she does that when she gets clingy and really wants affection). and so i'll start petting her and she'll be purring and i'll say "du schnurrli wurli" (schnurrli/schnurli is a very common cat name based on the word "schnurren" which means "to pur". which is why it's my affectionate nickname for her when she's purring lol)

#i'll also call our kitties ''meine katzi schatzi'' or ''meine schatzi katzi'' #they'll be sleeping somewhere and i'll give them little kisses on their little heads and say #''seids ihr meine katzi schatzi? ja meine schatzi katzi!'' #it's so silly and stupid and i love it #languages are fun #airenyah plappert #airenyah's zoo #that's my thing with the kitties. for the doggo (nika) i actually have a different thing which goes: #''bist du nika? bist du bebi! du bist bebi weil du nika bist'' #and sometime it's ''bist du nika‚ bist du bebi!'' #sometimes she'll look at me and i'll just go ''bist du nika?? :D'' #(''bebi'' is ''baby'' obvs but i HAD to spell it this way to really hit home that i am NOT pronouncing it like ''bay-bie'') #(that is extremely important for the silly factor) #no i'm not gonna translate all the german. this one's for my german speaking followers lol #i MAY make an exception if you ask me nicely and i like you tho #also i just realized i don't have anything for boy cat #i just always call him ''(da) kåda'' (dialect for ''(der) kater'') instead of his actual name #and sometimes i'll aspirate the k so much that it almost sounds more like a ch sound or how tyroleans might pronounce the k sound #(or actually kinda like how thais pronounce their ค or ข sometimes lol)

[kierancaz]

Nothing like watching Pride and Prejudice and Little Women back to back to make me yearn for the bond that the oldest and second oldest sister have.

#I’m an only child #but god I want to be a second oldest #and I want to have two younger sisters #and a i want an older sister who I’m closest with #so when it’s late at night after a party or something we can hide under the covers and giggle about boys #and we can shoot each other looks across the table to silently make fun of people #and when we argue it’ll never be something we don’t recover from because our mom would’ve made us watch these movies #and read the books #and imparted these messages on us #and having a little sister seems like so much fun when they’re like 14 #I bonded with a kid at the tennis camp I’m helping coach and I’m so sad there’s only one more day #because in my mind I’ve already adopted this kid as my little sister #I just want familial bonds with girls I think #pride and prejudice #little women #jo march #meg march #jane bennet #elizabeth bennet

[crispyjenkins]

welcome to cj/crispy's bi-yearly ptsd rant about fireworks, you are all safe and valid here and i am mentally giving out juice boxes and animal crackers

#last year wasnt too bad i barely remember nye tbh but OH BOY are the neighbors making up for it this year #they arent like super big or anything but they are LOUD and we're just rural enough that nobody gives a shit #like i cannot tell you how much i love the idea of fireworks and their history #but id also like to not have 12 consecutive minor panic attacks because the neighbors have some money to burn #it's worse around the 4th of july ’cause that also has the caveat of ''what tf are you even celebrating fuck you'' #and im much more chill when it's like families celebrating with their kids because i remember how much fun mine had #but there are no kids around us #they're all adults and i want so badly to just be like ''yeah you do you man im glad youre having a good time'' but also like #they have to sell specialised jackets and blankets and medication for pets for nye and 4th of july #we dont have too many veterans in our part of town but i will never forget that pic of the vet hiding in the subway with his hands over #his ears #i dunno man i know not every activity can be accommodating to absolutely everyone #but i also think avoiding loud triggering (for a bunch of different reasons) noises is like #doable #there are quiet fireworks #thankfully my cat couldn't give two shits about loud noises but /I/ give two shits about loud noises #shut up cj #to delete

[jiangzongzhu]

fun thing that folks really apparently don’t want to acknowledge if we’re discussing canon Jiang Cheng and the thing I think people are truly failing to grasp in regards to fans of his and why they care about him. His actions throughout the story repeatedly, over and over again, belied his words. Yes, he has a harsh exterior that is used as an armor against this world that repeatedly took everything from him. He uses words as a weapon at times, but his actions say everything his words don’t.

Additionally, he fucks up. He doesn’t always do the right thing, but that’s the thing about MDZS, not a damn one of these characters were in the right 100% of the time. But he cares and he works hard to do what is right by his sect and his family and yes, at times, those two groups come in conflict and he makes tough decisions because of that, but regardless he still repeatedly shows his love.

And it may take an additional time through the story to see that, but the narrative supports that fact time and time again despite the fact that Wei Wuxian as the protagonist doesn’t see it (but their struggles in communicating and understanding one another’s actions and intentions is a whole different discussion).

And that’s not even mentioning the whole plethora of cultural context that is being ignored, but again. different discussion.

#not tagging this anything fun I just wanted to ramble #because man the “high horse” the folks are on as if fans of the character completely lack an understanding of him #or like we got our understanding of him from a fic here or there and some fanart #its got me bummed at 8pm on a saturday night #I love me a good murder kitten #See: both of my DnD characters or Qi Rong or Xue Yang #but I love jiang cheng for his complexities and his pain and his imperfections but also his unwavering strength and his heart #and I don’t particularly appreciate folks acting like this character I resonate with so deeply is just something #that we as a fandom have collectively hallucinated #and yes I’m screaming at a brick wall that won’t be swayed by anything I have to say #I’ve been in fandoms since I was 14 and I’m… much older than that now. I truly understand this is not a winnable fight #I just don’t care for the shitty insinuations being made #because while he’s my perfect baby boy who I love with all my heart and has never done a thing wrong in his entire life #he’s also the man who kept chengqing in perfect playable condition for 13 years #and had it on his person at guanyin temple despite only going there for JL #he’s the man who begged to be taken instead of his nephew when JGY had a guqin string around the boy’s neck #the man who took a knife for wwx after everything #and who was willing to sacrifice himself to the Wens for WWX knowing there was no good outcome to that choice

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

#take One Guess who im talking about. YES ITS KOI BOI #hes so prettyyyyy and cute and lovely and i love looking at him i wanna hear him speak and laugh and sing just AAAAAAAAAAAA #(turns to my own brain) BITCH WE ARE MEANT TO BE AROACE WHY ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH TWO FICTIONAL CRIMINALS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? #my brain: (that fuckin anime girl gif from evangelion (i think??)) #like fuuuuuck man is it self shipping if u use a proxy? like. hes an oc but he's a stand in for me. he is me and i am him but we also arent #he is his own person and i am my own our lives are very very different but i use him to express love for Mad Dog and Koi Boy #cause they could actually love him if i were in their world i wouldnt stand a chance but my boy has one so he loves them for me #its far easier to imagine him kissing them than it is for me to imagine myself kissing them but that might be because im wired weird #idk it *feels* like it counts yknow. my dumbass out here gettin jealous when i see a Certain Ship cause like i disagree with it on #a Fundamental Level. and on TOP of that half the time the art is so CUTE and im like 'motherfucker that should be ME' or i guess my lad but #STILL am i making sense?? doesnt help that i worry im like. misreading what content i have but also fuck you i can do what i want and also #i get him more than yall kgyugkhjhk (jk jk. Unless) basically when i call them my boyfriends i fuckin mean it #look its Real Missing Nishiki Hours i love him i wanna kiss his perfect face someone shoulda shown him love i could save him and he could #make me worse <3 I Want Him #and do not get me wrong i may be focused on him but Majima is still my wifey too!!! hes mine you cant have her <3 #i just have koi boy brainrot i very much desire them Both (YES THAT MIGHT BE WHY I SHIP THEM TOO LOOK I ALSO THINK THEYD WORK WELL TOGETHER #OR AT LEAST HAVE A FUN DYNAMIC TO EXPLORE I SHOULD DATE THEM AND THEY SHOULD DATE EACH OTHER WE ALL HAVE 2 HANDS) #might delete this in the mornin who knows but im feelin silly i wanna talk about them i wanna talk about my boy but idk if ppl would really #GET IT yknow i can think of maybe Two People and that INCLUDES bestie but just aaaa point is i love my koi boy so much hes so lovely <3 <3

[roimp]

SO YESTERDAY.

#now i just feel stupid because WHY DID I WALK WITH HIM TILL HIS FUCKING SOCIETY WHAT #why did i do thattttt i went 😬 as soon as i sat in the auto because thats liek the whole walk for him yk #but childddf it was fun. #like okay so omg also yesterday there was a BIG fight in our class ok like these 2 boys #something happened between them and they were just BEATING THE SHIT out of each other it was crazy #anyways yesterday i showed hands guy all the funny cat gifs i have saved on my phone #and he liked one so much he was like SEND IT TO ME RN #its fhe one where cat is banging its head on the wall and then it blasts #ALSO JE SHOWED ME SO SO SO MANY OF HIS CAT PICS #HIS CAT'S NAME IS SKY AND HE HAS YELLOW EYES #he showed me his cat's loaf pics #we all love cat loaf here so does he #bro we have same opinion about so many things #anyways then yesterday also we walkrd together and this time till his society #it was fun tho ok we were laughing but i think walking till his society was too much idk #he is also kind of an awkward introvert guy so maybe he is just like that but what if he is like 'girl leave me alone' inside yo #yk* #IDKKKK MAN IDKKKKK #but ya at the end. FUNNNN #gargi is keysmashing

[mantisgodsdomain]

Milk and Green Apple for Penelope

(for this ask game)

Since we haven't introduced Penelope yet, as is standard, we'll do a quick write-up here. Penelope is a Galápagos fur seal (Arctocephalus galapagoensis). She's an accountant who works at a bank located in a tundra which primarily caters towards terrestrial animals. Though she doesn't particularly like her job, and initially picked this posting because it was the best option available to her during her CPA experience program, she sort of... got stuck.

Finding work is difficult. She was lucky enough to get rehired by the same branch after finishing her work experience program, but she can't really find anywhere else willing to hire her right now, and her branch is hesitant to let her go, considering that she's one of the most competent people available to her department. She can't really quit, but she can't really move forward, either, so she's sort of... stuck in limbo.

She's well-paid enough that she can live relatively comfortably, but she was at least partially a diversity hire to begin with, and the place she lives in now just plain isn't made for her. She's an aquatic species in a relatively dry area, and most of the species that her branch caters to are smaller prey species - hares, kea, and lemmings, and the occasional arctic fox. Most of the infrastructure is built for people half her size or more, and being an aquatic species, she's not really built to be living terrestrially 24/7 - wearing glasses is all well and good until your prescription breaks and the best replacement pair you can find is built for a stoat, and sure, she can afford a doctor if anything comes up, but no one in her area would really know much about her species, and can she really afford the time and effort added to the expenses of flying to somewhere else entirely just to see a specialist?

As is, she feels just... stuck. She handles it, mostly, with a mix of "gritting her teeth and bearing it" and "heading out to a nearby city which actually has infrastructure for anything bigger than a fox". She sort of has to make a Day of it every time she travels out, but it's better than staying in the same town all day, and paying a bit extra for a night out isn't *too* bad, all things considered. The situation, as is, is perfectly fine. She just... wishes that she could make something of her life beyond being stagnant in a town that she expected to just be a stop in the road.

🥛 [MILK] What is your OC's relationship with their biological parents like? What about their relationship with any non-biological parental figures?

Well... it's complicated. She doesn't have a bad relationship with them, per se, but it's a bit distant - she moved to an entirely different part of the world to take this job, and most of her communication with family members is by video call and similar things as a result. She cares for her family, and she wouldn't trade them for the world, really - but they expect a lot from her, and she's been stuck at the same place long enough that she's not sure she can live up to it.

Penelope sits in the awkward sort of space where she was academically successful, but that success didn't really transfer to almost anything else. She's got a job, she's good at it, she's got a degree - but she still can't get a job besides the one she's been stuck in for years already, and "still working at the same bank" isn't the sort of thing that feels good to say, especially when you've been in the same place for far longer than you've ever wanted to be.

Her parents love her. Her mother still holds out faith that she'll get that one promotion - just a few more years and you'll get your big break, just a bit more work and they'll notice how industrious you are, just a tiny bit more effort and you'll get a better position - but you can only believe something so much when you feel like you've been stuck in the same rut for so long. There's only so much you can hear about how you have so much potential before you start feeling like you're wasting yourself, and at this point... having the same things repeated starts feeling a bit like every day she doesn't get that break is a day she's wasting her potential.

She does not currently have any non-biological parental figures. Probably a bit late in her life to get one, but who knows at this point, honestly?

🍏 [GREEN APPLE] How do they differ from the norm and how are they punished for it?

...there's a lot.

Though her workplace tried to provide accomodations when she first arrived, it's been more than eight years, and nowadays she has to do most of her accomodation herself. Her eyes aren't really made to focus above water, she's got a very different body plan than most people at the branch, she's a predator big enough to make most of the other folks in her branch a bit instinctually nervous, and being one of the only seals that most people know means that she's been re-introduced to the same three harbor seals entirely too many times by now.

People don't really make chairs for people with tails the size of their bodies around here, which means that chair backs that accomodate her are generally a matter of either custom order or hoping that she's going somewhere that's dealt with one of the other half-dozen folks with the same needs.

Penelope is, fundamentally, Not From Around Here. She's not a species that's found around here, she's not a species that's especially adapted for here, and despite being a seal that's only around a metre long she still towers over most of the people at her branch. The closest person to her size is an arctic fox in the tax department, and he still doesn't really have the same sort of experience as her. She doesn't fit The Norm, pretty much in any way, and it... really, really shows.

#asks #we speak #ocs #penelope #we took a while to answer this but anyways heres penelope she works at a bank #and then on weekends she goes to the city to get drunk off her ass and try to forget the overwhelming dread of stagnation #top ten women to expose gaps in your accessibility just by going to your place #she goes to like the same bar every time she goes Out On The Town because its the one bar that another seal works at #and theyre usually pretty good with being Not Awful because of it #anyways the most vital info about her is that she very much needs glasses but she doesnt wear them unless shes at work #the fun thing about seeing other people's ocs is that we'll see so many people making characters who are like #Important. Powerful. Cool. shit like that. and then we are here with our characters like “yeah shes an accountant” #“she feels really stuck in life and like she cant live up to the standards of her family” #“also she has to special-order chair backs bc her tail is the size of her entire torso and no one accommodates for that here” #anthro #we guess #thanks for your patience btw! we spent. way too long figuring out how to summarize her #in case youre wondering she is also struggling with a mid-life sexuality crisis just as a treat for Us Writing Her #for fun. and profit. and also being at that age where she was supposed to have settled down with a nice boy already #and now her mother is dropping increasingly obvious “you know its okay if you have something you need to tell us penelope” #“if there are any special girls in your life that you might want to bring home-” #and she lives halfway across the world and isnt dating anyone or even sure that shes on the dating market anymore #problems disease and etc. this post is over 1000 words already we'll cut it off here

[undermostcorgi]

this piece is actually gonna take me forever it is hands down thee most ambitious thing i have EVER tried to draw but i really like how these lines have turned out so far and its gonna be a while before i can post it so have a teaser because i love you!!!!!! :3

#my art #dnd oc #velzannek #friend oc #sketch #not really a sketch but it is very incomplete lol #YES THIS IS BASED ON THE DUNGEON MESHI INTRO THING WHERE THE BOYS AND GIRLS ARE REACHING UP ITS SO CUTE #took reference poses from both halves of that and am mashing them together to fit our dnd characters fdhsjkds #im having a lot of fun with this but holy shit it is so much work #six characters...... woof! #ive never done a full group pose thing before so this is interesting. very very hard but very fun #ive also never actually drawn any of these characters other than velzannek lmao so this is a fun learning experience for that as well #also yes i was too lazy to draw yoralia's other hand lol it will be covered by shrikes head anyway #ALSO THIS CANVAS IS SO FUCKING BIG DSHKFJSDAJHKD #i havent even finished all of the lines and firealpaca is crying every time i open the file. big green loading bar at the bottom and all #PLEASE DONT LET THIS FILE DESTROY MY PC OR GET CORRUPTED OR ANYTHING OH MY FUCKING GOD #also if you saw the one i posted before this no you didnt #i changed some small things lol