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softiepedrito · 4 months

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Another version if you all don't want the bnw version.

#pedro pascal #jose pedro balmaceda pascal #pedro pascal fanfic #pedro pascal x you #pascalispunk #the last of us #joel miller #pedrito #the mandalorian #dave york #pedro pascal is hot #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal pictures

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luvrxbunny · 3 months

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spot the difference

spoiler alert: there isn’t one

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brryleigh · 27 days

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HAPPY 49th BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY DADDY‼️‼️🎉🎊🫶

He looks fantastic in every color.💗💗

#pedro pascal #pedrohub #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH😭#pedro pascal is daddy #pedro pascal is hot #Pedro pascal is 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤#pascalispunk #daddy pascal

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californiawhitechain · 23 days

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Just a little reminder that this adorable thang committed terrible atrocities

#dont @ me #joel miller #hbo the last of us #joel tlou #joel the last of us #just a reminder #just a reminder..#the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlou #tlou spoilers #tlou1 #TLOU 1x01 #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal is daddy #pedro pascal is hot #pedrohub #pedrito

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vanemando15 · 1 year

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I call it now - PEDRO PASCAL PEOPLE MAGAZINE 2023 SEXIEST MAN ALIVE

#pedro pascal #pedropascaledit #pedropascal #javier pena #oberyn martell #joel miller #pedro pascal smut #pedro pascal is daddy #pedro pascal is hot #pedro pascal is the mandalorian

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pedritomipapi · 4 months

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First date, he's kinda shy and nervous. 😌🤪

#pedro pascal #joel miller #joel x reader #frankie morales #francisco catfish morales #joel miller x f!reader #HES SUCH A DORK #and i love him for it #pedro pascal is hot #such a cutie

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livyjh · 27 days

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FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS PAPIIIIII 🥰🥰🥰

Here’s an edit I made awhile back but I haven’t posted it anywhere yet!!! So I’m posting it for Pedro’s 49th 💕

Gosh I love him

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be-loved-moon · 2 months

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#pedro pascal #pedro pascal gif #pedro pascal fandom #pedro pascal interview #pedro pascal is hot

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joenotexotic99 · 1 year

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Confession: Pedro pascal is very very hot

Thank you.

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal is hot

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bragginball-z · 1 year

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I will forever go feral for Pedro’s Esquire photo shoot

#zaddy pedro #pedro pascal #pedrohub #pedroispunk #pedro pascal is hot #pedro pascal my beloved #i need him

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pedgecalmdown · 7 months

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baby got back - p.p.

summary:

You and Plotterfilt are being saucy, but things go a little backward 😜😜

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Funny business, back arch, broken back, stiff stature, milk soaked dinosaur plushie, booster seat, stuck in car trunk, walking while limping from side to side, smelly toots, skid mark, chiropractor cracking back, tongue sticking out because of back crack, insufferable female lead, thumb suckling, HUZZAH!!

You laid there, barely moving as your beloved boyfriend, Pecorino, jackhammered into you, back arched and letting out high pitched moans with each thrust. His toes were curling and shaking as he neared his release. You grabbed onto his back and gripped onto him with an iron fist, nails digging

Into his skin. “Oh, pedgeword!” You cry. “Oh my goodness, honey bunchkins.. I’m.. I’m… HUZZah..- AAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!” Your boufriend let out a pulverizing screech that made you jump. Just after he had spilled his watery seed into you, he let out his scream and clutched his arched back. “Pulsierenden, what happened? Are you okay?” You ask, frantically. “MY BAAAAACK!! AHH!” He pulls out and stands up, back frozen in the arched position. He starts to cry and hyperventilate when he looks In the mirror and sees his deformed back. You cover your mouth in shock as your mund races. “Pavlova, we need to get to the emergency room, stat!”

Both of you were in a rush to put on clothes, and you put on an oversized hoodie and sweatpants while you help Poltergeist put on his t shirt of a cat riding a dinosaur with rainbows in the background with his orange dinosaur trunks. What a silly guy! You rush to the car and since Partition is so deformed, you have to throw him in the trunk because he can’t fit in the front seat. You accidentally hit Plobfrogulous against the wall and he started to cry. “YEEEOWCHHH!!” “It’s ok my brave brave boy, do you want your dinosaur plushie?” “yes” he said quietly while suckling his thumb in despair. You threw him his dinosaur plush you always keeps in his booster seat and started to drive to the hospital.

You arrive at the hospital and pull in, you being one of 5 cars there. You hop out and open the trunk to see Pubic sucking his thumb, holding his dinosaur plushie that’s soaked with milk close to his side, and back still severely arched. You pull him out and he slinks onto the floor, holding his milk doused plushie. “Come on pharmaceuticals, let’s get you out. And stop pouring milk in your plushie, it’s gonna mold.” “But when I suck the milk out it tastes so yummy!” He replies. He somehow stands up and limps from side to side as he tries to walk with his altered stature. You open the door for him and he walks into the lobby of the emergency room.

“Oh good lord.” The nurse at the front desk says. “Hey lady, that’s my hubby. Now he needs help, as you can CLEARLY see, so why dont cha get him in that darn room so you can tell me what’s wrong, got it toots?” You look at her with a fiery stare. “Sure thing.. uhh.. so what happened?”

Without breaking eye contact, with your hand on your hip you reply, “We were up to some.. funny business.. and my munchkin here got hurt. How about instead of asking questions you get to work, huh? C’mon, chop chop honey!” The front desk calls a nurse that has to toss Plogfrotter on a rolling bed because he’s so stiff, but while he’s being thrown, he drops his milk soaked dinosaur plushie on the floor which makes a loud slap because of the wetness. Placket’s lips immediately start to quiver and he reaches out his arms while closing and opening his hands. You pick up the moist plush and give it back to him, and he immediately starts sucking out the milk in comfort as you follow him and the nurse to the chiropractor unit.

You enter the room and Porglesnort is laid down on a black, leather chiropractor bed. Because of his arched back, his whole back isn’t touching the bed, only his shoulders and rear end. It pains you to see your boo boo sausage like this, and you wince in pain for him. The nurse who rolled him in tells you the chiropractor will be in shortly before walking out. You start hearing giggling from pugliss. “What’s so funny, prugglewort?” You ask. You hear a toot slip out from between his pimpled, damp, wrinkly and soggy flaps. His smile grows wider as you realize what he’s doing. “Plargus, not in here! It’ll stink when the doctor comes in!” You giggle behind your hand as his farting continues. The doorknob turns as the doctor comes in. “You must be y/n and pedge. What’s going o- oh my god, what did you do?” You told him the story in detail, not missing one thing. His face contorts in disgust, but pegger can’t see. Puckler can’t see a thing. Because of his back, his face is pulled back to look behind him. The chiropractor cracks his knuckles before saying, “alright, let’s see what I can do here.”

The chiropractor had to cover his nose due to being so close to Portswoggle. With Plittlefert’s posterior facing upwards, the room reeked significantly, the culprits likely being simultaneously the toots and some skid mark leftovers. The chiropractor tried to feel Pewt’s spine, but he was wriggling and crying so much he had to call multiple nurses to hold him down. “It’s gonna be okay my little sweet potato, if you be a good boy then I might even be able to get you a mcflurry!!” This seemed to brighten Puke’s spirit, and you wiped off his snotty nose with your sleeve. The chiropractor got to work, starting with his lower back and working his way up. Every time he cracked Pimparino’s spine, he cried out for his soaked dinosaur plush, and you held it over his head and wrung out the milk so he could drink it. Because his head was stuck upwards, he had trouble swallowing the milk, often leading to him coughing it out or it streaming out his nose. After what felt like forever, the chiropractor was almost at the top of his back, and Probfrolulous was so tired that he had his tongue sticking out of his mouth halfway. You reassured him, “You got this baby, it’s just the final stretch now!”

The chiropractor positioned his hands at the final spot, and cracked the life out of his back. Packroller stuck his tongue out and made intelligible noises. “Alright. That’s it, should be good as new!” The chiropractor said. “Thank you so much, doctor. Pagina, what do you say?” “fank you.” Pungy mumbles quietly, head down. “My pleasure. Be careful next time you uh, move your back like that.” You walk out of the room, holding porky’s hand. “Come on penile, let’s go home and go neepy neeps, okay?” “Okeley dokeley!” He says. On the drive home, pundit falls asleep in the passenger seat. When you arrive home, you shake him to wake him up. He wakes up with a wet fart. You take him inside and change him into his Jammie’s. He lays down on the bed, holding his plushie and sucking his thumb. You looked at him with love and pet his head. This is true love.

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