#penguin posts

[savagegood]

ice hockey nicknames be like:

also, assigned babygirl/angel/wifey by wikipedia:

update: new sidney crosby nicknames dropped over the weekend

#doing my hockey au research and spent way too much time on this wiki page #do the three babes duke it out for the title of the ultimate babe? #also some of these CANNOT be real who is babygirlifying sidney crosby on wikipedia? good for you #long post #hockey #nhl #sidney crosby #cale makar #tyler seguin #pittsburgh penguins #colorado avalanche #dallas stars #alexander ovechkin #washington capitals

[attyattlaw]

ive been bullying law too much lately

#a big artist just followed me on twitter this morning and i didnt want this to be my first post after that #i have no restraint like that for tumblr tho this is my garbage dump (affectionate) #trafalgar law #op penguin #op sachi #heart pirates #one piece

[suiheisen]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

#this is my new fave live game :') #chiarot tried to scruff sid and my precious gigantic baby son drew said: NO!!!!!! #also it is my duty as a crazy sid/ek fan to say that after sid was freed from the box and was later back on the bench #ek who was still on ice circled back and skated towards him #and tenderly held him by the chin and said something to him (sweet dirty nothings i'm sure)... sid giggled like a schoolgirl about it #anyway. again a very good game for me sid/ek-wise #ek with his arms open waiting for his victory prize aka sid barrelling into him after the otgwg and keeping his face pressed close... #if they don't simply fuck dirty on ice during the er1k celebration... #sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins #ben chiarot #detroit red wings #again #long post

[badangle]

2023: brothers po and mathieu joseph with matching high sticking penalties against each other

2024: mathieu joseph gets into a fight with his younger brother's billet dad kris letang

bonus: "oh yeah? well, your little brother calls me daddy"

also. bonus bonus:

#IF YOU SAW THE POST WITH THE TYPO NO YOU DIDN"TJHADJGHAFGAKJF i cannot spell #pittsburgh penguins #kris letang #po joseph

[gatoiberico]

some winter waddlers

~ stickers ~

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #penguins #posting this on a day where the weather reversed itself and it felt like summer instead of fall/winter fghdg #can't wait for christmas though #I am in the MOOD #elgatoiberico

[tea-is-absolutely-mandatory]

I was going to say something but it's honestly just funnier to try and guess what they're talking about

#post 2am call #bane is calling from arkham #dent is drunk af #jon and pamela left the call hours ago #batman rogues #selina kyle #catwoman #the riddler #edward nygma #the joker #dc penguin #oswald cobblepot #dc bane #two face #harvey dent #digital art #batman

[texassbian]

average penguin logistics delivery

#arknights #texas arknights #exusiai #penguin logistics #reuploading stuff from my twitter #i have a habit of posting penglog getting tailed by the lgd... #my art

[guzhufuren]

VegasPete + text posts (pt. 100/100)

bonus:

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche text post meme #vegaspete #kpedit #mygifs #mine #x text posts #userboots #userspicy #userjap #tuserkatherine #ondreamytracks #dailyvegaspete #kinnporschesource #sorry penguins i'm leaving the pile #enjoy the last one <3

[royalarchivist]

Happy 1 Year Anniversary to the QSMP!

Unfortunately, I don't have any time to do a fun little video compilation of clips like I wanted to, so instead, here's a revamp of one of my favorite silly edits I've done for this series so far! :'D

#QSMP #Cellbit #Tazercraft #PacTW #Mikethelink #Favela Five #Pac #Mike #Walter Bob #Edited #Felps #Favela 5 #Sorry to Bagi I drew all the other boys with my tablet pen and I drew her little penguin outfit 10 seconds ago with my mouse #listen. I'm on break and idk where my tablet pen is #or if it would even work #I said it on the tags of the original post but the only OOC part about this is Cellbit calling Tazercraft suckups #Tazercraft would NEVER #Also I can't remember if I ever said it on the other post but I edited that bruised Pac skin from scratch #sorry Pac

[flaticeball]

a jew review of: nhl team happy hanukkah posts

good evening and chag sameach to my hanukkah-celebrating pals out there on hockeyblr. today i bring you: a non-comprehensive and entirely subjective review from one (1) jewish hockey fan of the graphics posted by various nhl teams in celebration of the first night tonight. i definitely missed some, and some teams didn't post any at all, so it's a bit patchwork. here we go.

vancouver canucks: this is an extremely serviceable graphic. love the blurred dreidels to give the effect that they are spinning. very funny. props for the detail that there is a shadow of the menorah on the ice. straightforward. icemenorah is a themeTM but some did it better than others and this is a classic. 7/10

post continues under the cut for the sake of your dash and mine.

carolina hurricanes: obsessed with what the canes have done here though i cannot comprehend it. the weird techno style textured background. the out of focus magen david around. THE HURRICANES. IN HEBREW. WITH THE LITTLE CANES LOGO THING I FORGET THE NAME OF ON THE HEI? INCREDIBLE. points for creativity. overall baffling vibes. 6/10.

pittsburgh penguins: this is just adorable. you hired someone to draw this. spectacular work, guys. it's giving a bit of 'we browsed the target hanukkah deco section for inspo' but it's too adorable for me to care. it's team themed, it's hockey themed, it's holiday appropriate. love everything going on here. they get points for doing what very few other teams are doing and remembering this is night one, so only one candle is lit. most everyone else is getting a bit a head of themselves. 9/10.

washington capitals: and here we have another edition of the icemenorah, with a minimalist twist. this graphic screams 'oh fuck wait is that tonight' which to be fair is also how i, a jew, felt about realizing tonight was the first night of hanukkah. could'a done more, but it's perfectly fine. 6/10.

new jersey devils: this fucks. it's got devils themes. it's got a cool style. it's got vibes. it's got: more hockey stick menorahs which i am always excited about. that shamash candle is a graphic design nightmare but other than that i am all on board. 8/10

vegas golden knights: i love the gold foil effect and that you remembered there was more to hanukkah than candles, that's nice, as is involving the other affiliates! however. where are the vibes. this is not the vgk wishes you a chag sameach, this is a greeting card i got on etsy. 6/10 just bc i KNOW you can do better. where's the neon, babes.

los angeles kings: oh this is fun. it's icemenorah: WITH A TWIST. the art style is cute, it's got plenty of hockey theme, it's also very obviously LA-y, i'm giving them points for this one. the shadow is insane but that's okay, it's ~stylistic. it's cute. 7/10. UPDATE: definitely AI. boo hiss. 0/10.

montréal canadiens: this is probably my favourite for sheer vibes. you got: levitating icemenorah. you got: action-shot candle lighting. you got: remembering this is night ONE. you got: the implication that the torch is the shamash candle????? you got: JOYEUSE HANOUKKA!!!!!!!! (and like happy hanukkah or whatever i guess). obsessed. it's so funny. it's amazing. 9/10.

#long post #happy hanukkah besties here is: SOME THOUGHTS #chag sameach!!! #vancouver canucks #carolina hurricanes #pittsburgh penguins #washington capitals #new jersey devils #vegas golden knights #los angeles kings #montréal canadiens

[ficklepenguin]

my snuggly girls 🥰

#moxxi the cat #blaidd the cat #kitties #cats #penguin posts pictures #mostlycatsmostly #i want everyone to see my kitties.....

[oldinterneticons]

Top MEME/INTERNET icons posted to @oldinterneticons in 2023

#old web #old internet #icons #avatars #graphics #livejournal #myspace #xanga #msn #aim #2000s #top posts #top posts 2023 #internet #memes #foul bachelor frog #bunchie #club penguin #paranoid parrot #peanut butter jelly time #homestar runner #charlie the unicorn

[gypsypendragon]

Heya Hiya wonderfuls. Happy Holidays. I give some Heart Pirate snow shenanigan festivities. Hope you guys like it.

(Bonus in the drop down. I unfortunately only finished one of the two I wanted so I'll post the other one a tad later on.)

Bonus:

[Truth be told this derailed from its original plan, but I'm just going to turn that into a short story. This served well for the holiday timing though so, hope yall enjoyed!]

#heart pirates #heart pirates penguin #heart pirates shachi #heart pirates bepo #heart pirate clione #hearts pirates uni #heart pirates ikkaku #heart pirates hakugan #one piece #artists on tumblr #heart pirates holiday post #happy holidays

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :') #he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay... #also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger......... #geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

[badangle]

have you ever seen a man want another man back so badly….? reunite them before sid wastes away from yearning

#@stuckinnet and i are being so normal about this #the yearning is SO palpable #long post #sidney crosby #marc-andre fleury #pittsburgh penguins #minnesota wild

[zootopiathingz]

Deleted scene from @jell-o101’s comic

#there’s no context for lumalee saying that #he doesn’t need context he just says whatever dark shit pops in his head #also he would support cannibalism let’s be real #super mario bros movie #super mario bros #incorrect quotes #text post #character text posts #smb text posts #shitpost #mario memes #smb movie memes #lumalee #luigi #penguin king