#perfectly off

[bradandchris]

Ugh. This was not what he wanted for his post. Chris swore he had a filter for ‘hot mess.’ This… whatever it was… This was perfect. He didn’t want that.

Ok. This was getting more than annoying. Chris needed to think imperfectly.

Hmmmmm. Maybe Lindsey Lohan had an app… Chris dove in the App Store to find out.

Sure enough, she did not.

#bradandchris #hot stud #mesh #no filter #perfect man #perfect body #queer fashion #model behavior #gay life #speedo #really hot guys #men in speedos #selfie #male model #pretty people #perfectly off #not perfect #story of my life #gay story #go figure #love and misadventure #shirtless #that just happened #queer life #just gay things #queer eye #queer stuff #pefect body #beautiful men #that makes sense

[awkwardbros]

There are several elephants in that room.

#awkward guys #elephant in the room #awkward #bad photography #that happened #funny pics #life is strange #comedy #something is off #oh woah #perfectly off #excuse me #look away #what is going on #muscle men #bodybuilder #total dramarama #awkwardbros

[sabertoothwalrus]

kui is literally so brilliant at well-thought-out anatomy and character design I could just study it all day

#dungeon meshi #tallmen #dwarves #half-foot #my art #this is more off my memory of laios senshi and chilchucks relative sizes so it might not be perfectly representative for their races lol

[dear-ao3]

today i found another pair of my absolute holy grail jeans that i had in high school approximately 6 years ago that i wore until i had ripped and patched the crotch and ass three times and literally could not get them on anymore in exactly one size bigger while i was thrifting.

reblog for good luck at your local thrift store

#cannot stress enough that i SCOURED THE INTERNET FOR THESE #AND NEVER FOUND AJOFJER PAIR #THEY DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH #until today #man oh man i screamed out loud #not a tag #from saph #AND THEY FIT PERFECTLY

[severedegg]

theyre like the cop and jake from subway surfing

#i promise hes not crushing his head #hes perfectly fine and its actually enrichment for him #proshitters fuck off btw #2 versions because im. very iffy about how the colours look because computer shitty #fnaf #fnaf security breach #security breach fanart #fnaf fanart #fnaf sb #fnaf monty #montgomery gator #glamrock monty #fnaf gregory #gregory fnaf #gregory security breach #i imagine that monty is near-sighted and needs his glasses to see properly #or that his eyes are just light sensitive #ignore that hes a robot n those things could probably be fixed with a good technician/replacement parts #UNLESS he hates technicians or adults getting too close to him which would be interesting #anyway #theyre so brother coded to me its so goofy #its like a non toxic version of michael and evan (c.c) #idk why ive been drawing these two lately theyre not even close to my favs i just like their brotherly bond ig lol #my art #security breach #fnaf sb fanart #five nights at freddys #five nights at freddy's #fivenightsatfreddysfanart

[5ummit]

We’re Harkonnens. So this is how we’ll survive. By being Harkonnens.

#paul atreides #timothée chalamet #feydpaul #feyd rautha harkonnen #austin bulter #PARALLELS #dune #dune part 2 #duneedit #my edit #filmedit #junkfooddaily #userstream #usersavana #usergal #usersmaya #userquel #userkristen #tuserlari #I love these shots and the way they parallel each other so much #the same wide confident gait #the knives in their hands as they stalk towards their prey #and not just any prey #each other's family members #even the trailing bits of cloth are remarkably similar #I tried so hard to get the gifs to perfectly sync up but their gaits are just SLIGHTLY off

[notemaker]

The WatchTower.

#inspired by Cass's series once again #Casey: i may be three foot tall-- #He'll give you the stinkeye the second you raise your voice at Leo #And no one can look at Leo in the eye and tell him to get Casey off #This works perfectly well for both parties #anyways this started as a doodle but then I wanted to do some color practice and here we are #A king on his throne #Casey junior #Leo #Leonardo #future leo #casey jones junior #future casey #casey jones #rottmnt casey jr #casey #leonardo hamato #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt #ilustration #turtle art #that may be raph's arm but he's still alive rn dw about it #tmnt leonardo #tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art post #my art #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles fanart #cassey jones #cass apocalyptic series

[local-fire-dumpster]

The reasoning that "Hamas hide behind civilians/shelters" as justification for Israel bombing UN schools and hospitals is such a load of horseshit. You are basically saying that Palestinian lives are "necessary sacrifices" to defeat Hamas. That it's ok to murder entire families aslong as it destroys hamas(which it won't because hamas leaders don't even live in Gaza).

If you genuinely believe that the only solution to end this conflict is for Israel to cut water, food, electricity and the internet off followed by daily bombing the shit out of 2 million people(half of them children) then you are either incredibly brainwashed by the media or an actual facist.

#might aswell come mask off and yell “turn gaza into a parking lot!” while you are at it #gaza #palestine #israel #There is absolutely no excuse to murdering civilians if you can condemn hamas then you are perfectly capable of doing the same for Israel #free palestine #middle east

[stagefoureddiediaz]

This morning I woke up thinking about how Tommy checked in with Buck after he kissed him. The ‘was this ok’ is just so tender and uncertain. The underlying worry that he might’ve gone too far. It’s just so…

#yeah it’s everything #so perfectly placed #because Buck could’ve just been trying to get his attention because he wanted to be his friend and if that had been the case #Tommy would’ve put his friendship with Eddie at risk as well #so I love that little moment of uncertainty- Tommy might be more experienced and confident and settled in who he is #but he also took a risk and he wasn’t 100% confident it would pay off #and that has me up in my feels #911 abc #tommy kinard #evan 'buck' buckley #Kinkley #bucktommy

[pcktknife]

walk in the rain

#splatoon #off the hook #marina ida #pearl houzuki #consider this the anniversary fanart #myart #no i dont believe rain will dissolve inkfish theyre perfectly safe

[commsroom]

... which oblivion has not yet swallowed up and buried. 🌊 (art by @hehearse, who is always wonderful.)

#wolf 359 #w359 #hera wolf 359 #hera w359 #i am so in love with this piece #the colors and composition and everything about it #the glassy techlike artificiality of the wave #with its lines and dots #her expression is so striking #the line of her reflections. the way that blue holographic look overlaps in the wave and her dress is cut off by the lines of the uniform #it's so good. it's so so good. thank you so much #this has such a great atmosphere and i think it captures her perfectly. and it's a great representation of #what i mean when i say she's not literally blue. it's what it represents. #art

[awkwardbros]

It’s not right butt it’s OK.

#awkward guys #awkward #perfectly off #something is off #oh woah #awkward moment #awkweird #male bubble butt #no but yes #what is going on #what are you doing #you are still cute #amiss #we get it #its ok

[writer-room]

Its so funny that Arin and Sora have shown to have significantly better emotional intelligence than any of the ninja from all of the old seasons combined. "You should be taking care of your mental health" and "yeah saving the world is upsetting! no wonder you're having stress dreams" oh my precious children. You are surrounded by a teen dad with massive self-worth issues, the only one of two people who remembers the genie incident and also turned into the sea once, guy who's died like 3+ times and committed genocide under mind control, and a child soldier who's been living the hard knock life since age 2.

I hope to god you two are prepared to witness the most mentally unwell behavior you've seen in your entire teenage lives. You think you've already seen how bad it can get now? Fools. Just wait until you get a mission involving the Departed Realm

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #lego ninjago #arin #sora #ninjago ninja #text post #departed realm #i wouldnt say 'prepare to become the team therapist' because lets be frank #its not even a matter of 'they wouldnt make the kids their therapists' #its literally just bc they would literally never get to that point #because that implies talking about their problems. like an normal person #what do you mean that random fits of rage or fcking off into oblivion from time to time isnt healthy #this is how i cope! this is a perfectly reasonable way to cope #arin and sora are watching the most mentally ill people alive fray at the seams before their eyes #theyre like the monkey side-eye meme warily looking at each other like are #are they good??? are they good..... #then they hit the departed realm and suddenly all that morro & ghost cole trauma FLOODS back #and theyre just like OH THEY ARE NOT GOOD

[magpie-sphinx]

in short: i decided to scry yesterday's daily exalt bonus. i now have a new g1 (brief edit. not 24 hours had passed and i had completely gened the beast)

#TECHNICALLY they need toxin still but im waiting for it to finish brewing #anyway yeah #did the scry. got way too attached #friend found a g1 that perfectly managed to match the colors AND eyes matchy as well #i dm'd the owner and they actually let me buy the dragon off of them #and now i have this beast! #flight rising #lair #dragon share #flight rising g1 #ANYWAY. overcast is an underrated color #also i ak now in possession of 21 gems Total #i am dragon game broke. but oh how it was worth it

[gunstellations]

In the world I love

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In a different world

#vanitas no carte #vanoé #doomed yaoi save me...save me doomed yaoi #play on the opening song + visual sequence + the fact that vanitas could only ever be happy in an alternate universe also #+ the other fun little fact we learn about him from episode one #i have complex feelings about this anime #its pretty damn fucking good #but im a leeeeetle iffy about the way it developed the female characters.....they had potential and i was actually excited to #to see some good solid female characters even the respective romances with their l/i's felt good at the start #not jeanne obv. they fucked up a perfectly good woman and her whole dynamic with v could have gone sooo well without the reall #really forced flirting behaviour.... i liked the more serious relationship they had it made me actually not hate what they had at the start #but yknow. whatever. sorry about going off about another ship on this but im just....i love jeanne a lot. i wish they didnt do her so dirty #my girl deserves better than this asshole #you want white/black dynamics??? let her get married to domi and then we can talk #i enjoy this show and i enjoy vanoe a lot #very yuriyaoi if you ask me #my art

[0vergrowngraveyard]

city boy cant understand a damn thing his pirate brother is saying

#i personally headcanon that sails came from a ship with a very ruthless captain before he joined the angel's voyage #and he witnessed some pretty fucked up shit #and sometimes he'll tell these insane stories with a straight face while everyone else is mortified #or they just dont know wtf hes saying #for those who need a translation: he basically hes saying that he warned a crew member not to rebel #but he rebelled away and was whipped and sent off the plank #while the rest of his cohorts got keelhauled (a brutal form of punishment/execution) #sails is perfectly fine mentally #meanwhile nine is going to kill his brother #prime bros #sails the fox #miles nine prower #sonic prime #art