#please halp!

[idonthaveacleverquip]

ALRIGHT! SO! I finally got a job a few weeks ago, but it is far too little money after far too long of none.

I currently have negative monies! And have a large swath of bills due within the next two weeks! So y'all know where this is going...

I've got Ko-Fi commissions!

For $3 a pop you can get a small doodle like these! Art Examples:

I've got Colored Commissions!

For $15 (or 5 Kofi donations) you can get a more detailed, flat colored drawing with a funky background! Art Examples:

And I've got SNAZZY Commissions!

On sale for a limited time! For $45 (or 15 Kofis) you can get a detailed traditional art piece! Art Examples:

Please help me spread the word!

Random donations are also accepted and appreciated (´｡• ᵕ •｡`)

#pkmnart #Pokemon #Guzma #Ampharos #xiaolin showdown #dojo kanojo cho #art post #Art Card #art commissions open #life updates #I'm working two jobs AND spamming Mturk but it is not enough #please halp! #patreon #ko fi support

[astarioffsimpmain]

"Gods, darling.” Astarion moaned softly, his fingers threading through your damp locks as you licked a generous stripe up the underside of his thick cock with your tongue. You took the tip into your mouth, swirling your tongue around the hole, collecting the salty precum as you went, your eyes rolling back in your head when he twitched. You never thought this was something you would enjoy, but having the handsome vampire moaning and writhing at the warmth of your mouth had you keening around his pulsing member as you sucked him further in.  “Mmph!” you cried out around Astarion’s cock as long, thick fingers pressed against your slit from behind.  “Gods above, you’re already so wet, my love.” the wizard’s voice crooned in your ear approvingly. “Does taking his cock alone truly make you this excited?”

Well.... something is happening.

#I keep stopping halfway through because I feel like it sounds bleh #please give feedback #is it too bleh? #halp #astarion #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion x reader #bg3 astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale bg3 #gale x reader #astarion x tav #baldurs gate 3

[yumethefrostypanda]

I (still) want Soap back, but Ghost in this scene

#halp #simon ghost riley #simon riley #lieutenant #ghost #call of duty #modern warfare 3 #cod mw3 #mwiii #mwiii spoilers #mw3 spoilers #casual ghost #more please

[a-s-levynn]

(source)

#send halp #the cryptids are at it again #someone stop them (please don't. never stop them) #sleep token #sleeptoken #sleep token band #sleep token iv #sleep token iii #iv #iii #iii sleep token #iv sleep token #vessel iii #vessel iv #vessel #vessel sleep token #sleep token vessel #ii #ii sleep token #vessel ii #sleep token ii

[questionsforpossums]

Possum has question for frends. Y hooman keep making me burrito, send halp

#opossum #opossums #possum #ask #possum is me #ask blog #please ask questions #possums #ask questions #i am possum #possum burrito #angy possum #halp

[bugwishestobehuman]

Please someone write more x reader fics for my man ryuji suguro from blue exorcist, or just more blue exorcist fanfics in general. I need more of my husband 😭

#blue exorcist #ryuji suguro #rin okumura #konekomaru miwa #renzou shima #shiemi moriyama #yukio okumura #shura kirigakure #idk what to tag this as #anime fanart #fanfic #anime #my husband #weird shit #please halp

[thiefking]

i don’t know if this will be in any way fruitful i am NOT optimistic about it but. if anyone knows of someone who used to have the url jimsrightsactivist who is/was in the homestuck & mob psycho 100 fandoms and goes by (used to go by?) the name zee. PLEASE please please send them my way i just looked through a bunch of old screencaps of our conversations and i got so wistful it hurt. i’m not exactly keen on putting my old name/url out there because i can’t log into my old account to like. purge it of its evils. so instead i’ll just say “hey remember friends or pho and karkat turning into a werewolf in a chipotle bathroom? remember goot roper? remember carptan camch or whatever the fuck awful typo i made that one time? remember snowdin town’s theme?” and hope that works for communicating exactly who i am LOL

#txt #when i remembered. them saying. snowdin town's theme reminded them of me. literally burst into tears i did it again just now #i um. have no leads other than that old tumblr url. like none at all #so making this post is kind of. my only option for even Potentially contacting them i think . #THIS IS OK TO REBLOG. PLEASE HALP

[aheathen-conceivably]

#me the second I get a single post in my drafts #brain: #BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT POST IT NOW?!? #I swear y’all who build up queues what’s the secret? #is it just patience?? #please send some #also it is not even a story post so I seriously need to hold my horses #but I cannot #halp 😭🤣 #also hi hello bet you wish I wasn’t back now that imma spam your dash with my nonsense again #love ya 😙 #gif warning

[iceeericeee]

I’m bored :/

Someone give me a word, I’ll make a poem out of it.

#or at least I’ll try #please #halp

[algolithium]

i cant decide on what Damien's hair should look like so i am shamelessly asking you for help

no seriously this is embarrassing but omg haLP

IGNORE THE GLASSESSS idk that wAS ON A WHIM

so yeah i practically can't decide between the two (and there's a secret third option below the cut that i based on *cough* my own hairdo a few years ago)

the more votes, the merrier because democracy

me struggling:

#omfg halp frfr please #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted damien #redacted damn crew #algolithium

[justydrawz]

Yall if you don't wanna read this I got the whole recap for yah /j

(It's actually really good I cried, I'm only making jokes cuz iz is sad about my bbg dying) 😣😣😖

In all seriousness this was one of the few DCA fan fics I can read without wanting to rip my eyes out absolutely stunning definitely shed some tears, go check it out

Fic is by @bubbiethesaur if yah want more stuff on it very silly very sigma go check it out

Kiss me (Kill me) 😉

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf daycare au #fnaf #art #daycare attendent #kicking and screaming #i sobbed #please why'd i do this to myself #still crying rn #halp

[youremrlebowski-imthedude]

"Well boss, I'm like an incomplete list of Madeline Kahn's best films: I ain't got no 'Clue'"

When I tell you I shrieked alone in my living room

#ted lasso #clue #clue the movie #clue 1985 #madeline kahn #jason sudeikis #someone please #halp #I need a gif of this

[kindlythevoid]

Help, y'all, I've run out of multimedia art to do for Dracula Daily.

We've met three (3) of, like, a bajillion characters. And, because I'm ridiculous, I've decided to do a different form for each of them that I can. Right now I have:

Instagram - Jonathan

Web Weave - Mina

Web Weave (letter formatting) - Lucy

Other considerations I have are Moodboard and Perhaps Blackout Poetry (oh lordie I shudder just thinking of trying to accomplish that), but I need to know if I'm missing anything.

Please reblog with your swiftest carrier pigeons any suggestions you have that would be easy and/or fun to do with the usage of Pinterest and/or Canva.

Thank you. <3

#art side of tumblr #I'm counting on you #(again) #anyone #please #there must be more #preferably without sound #I cannot do sound unfortunately #am I missing something?? #at this point I'll be making pictograms or something for Jack's audiobook portion #halp. #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker #lucy westenra #mina murray #mina harker #jack seward #arthur godalming #quincy morris #abraham van helsing

[sanddollarpoems]

I feel it closing in

With every ping of my phone

Another friend wanting to talk

Or hang out

Or grab drinks

And I get it, this is what we do now

As a culture

This is how we "society"

But my introvert ass wants bed and a book

And I don't want to talk

Or be friends

Or exist

For a couple of months at least

God, I think I miss 2020

#sanddollarpoems #spilled ink #poem #poetry #quick write #MY TRUTH #confessions of an introvert #introvert things #please #can we all just fucking quarantine again? #is that too much to ask? #all these goddamn extroverts are killing me #maybe I'll fake my death #and move overseas #I'm taking suggestions #halp

[demonichunny]

*Jade 5 minutes after reading about Ming Yue's backstory* "I must add her to the family!!!"

Ming Yue belongs to the amazing @crimson-cring-art and is just too dang cute! Jade would totally kidnap adopt her lol Lexi (me) isn't having it though.

(Also fun 'propaganda' to @lmk-oc-competition with permission from Crimson to post ^^)

#my art #lmk oc #lmk #ms paint art #jade #ming yue #crimson-cring-art #others oc #lmk oc competition #someone please halp this baby lol #smoothie meme

[decembersiris]

Someone please send me your Astarion x Karlach fic recommendations! I wanna write fanfics for them but need some inspiration. And I just wanna enjoy them!

#astarion x karlach #karlach x astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #karlach #please halp