#potato-in-dirt

[potato-in-dirt]

🌈Heya!!!! ✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧

Welcome to this dump that looks like it was pickled in monster energy for 10 days and then thrown into nuclear waste! If you haven’t already noticed, this is a bright colors zone! Hope you enjoy your stay!! 

CRINGE CULTURE IZ DEAD BAYBEE!!!!!! >:D 

About Me:

+ I go by Anthony mainly but you can also call me Tony or Simon

+He/it/any

+transgender

+asexual lithromantic pan

+Polykin therian/otherkin (Robotkin, dragonkin, sharkkin, werewolfkin, and fictionkin)

+Very chaotic

+Rainbows and neon colors >>>>>>>

+I LOVE SCENE AND SCENECORE SO MUCH. OUGH.

+Kandi kid!!!! PLUR!

+Selfshipper and f/o haver :]

+Current interests are DHMIS, Gooseworx content, Roblox DOORS and FNAF: Security Breach (mostly the Sun and Moon content), Flamingo YT, Welcome Home, Bugbo, Fionna and Cake, The Amazing Digital Circus, as well as the aesthetic rainbowcore

+I use tone indicators a lot! I would appreciate it if you use them when interacting with me as well! (only needed when necessary ofc)

+I’ve also realized that I curse a lot, and not everyones comfy with that, so if I happen to curse when reblogging/interacting with any of your posts feel free to lmk if that makes you uncomfy!

+I have a TikTok now where I shit around so erm- if you wanna you can give it a follow! The @ is mash3d.p0tatoes.

About The Blog:

+ EXTREMELY hyperfixated on The Amazing Digital Circus currently, most of the stuff I’ll be posting/reblogging will be about that along with funnies, Sun/Moon content, and basically anything I find and feel like reblogging.

+I just reblog things on here with the occasional shitpost

+I usually put things in the tags

Tags:

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fave - favorite posts

important - some stuff either i need to remember or i feel its important to know

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ultra fave - my very much favorite posts

Side Blogs: Art Blog: @adzy-drawz​ I post all of my art here! Please give it a visit if you want! Also, don’t forget to reblog art. That goes for all art and not just mine.

Otherkin/therian Blog: @currently-biting-you​​ Where all of my otherkin/therian related reblogs/posts go! Brain dump Blog: @yells-at-you​ Random shit from my brain dumped into posts!

#potato-in-dirt #whoo boy that took me over 30 minutes #welp time to go back onto the daily grind *continues consuming mass amounts of dhmis content* #edit: i made it better.

[lomlompurim]

snippets of an AU I have, I will post the rest later but here is a preview 🌱💕

Yes binghe forest fairies come from the earth like potatoes. Have mercy on your poor mother, now she has to figure it out how to feed three mouths

#svsss #bingyuan #人渣反派自救系统 #luo binghe #shen yuan #svsss fanart #not complete #work in progress #7yo binghe found himself a swamp potato boyfriend the AU #ok not really #there is a reason sy was there but i'll elaborate later #I couldn't resist post something of them bc mushroom sy is too adorable #wip #he couldn't resist ok #saw a pretty little boy in the dirt and was like: mine

[potatounicoorn]

The Martian brainrot is real, and I am in desperate need of more fan content for this godforsaken book.

#I wanna try out Nothin' tea with potato peels #It cant be THAT bad #Sounds like a fun compo #The dirt surely would spice up the water #Delicious #Yam yam #Mark Watney #The martian #Andy weir

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

genuinely if you’ve never gardened i cannot recommend enough just grabbing a potato or sweet potato or whatever grows well where you are and throwing it into a bucket of dirt. in 1-6 months you get to go on a treasure hunt and then you can eat (!!) your treasure. 10/10 enrichment for the enclosure

#harvested my sweet potatoes and it feels so primal and good to just bury my hands in dirt looking for those sweet sweet calories #gardening

[chevaliermalfets]

#ncis #ducky mallard #jethro gibbs #ziva david #tony dinozzo #timothy mcgee #10x03 phoenix #MOON DIRT #mark harmon i owe u my life for that line delivery #thinking so much about the gibbs/ducky dynamic here... #gibbs holding his baseball bat....making sure the kids are deferring to ducky instead of him..... #most people when someone asks 'where was i' will say the last thing that person said #but gibbs just says where ducky was going because he knows his thought process so well #ducky didn't mention the moon dirt!! but gibbs knew exactly what he was leading to!! #husband behavior #ray.gif #tony/ziva/mcgee playing hot potato with the brain cell

[moonshynecybin]

would marc still love vale if vale was a worm?

yeah sure man

#i mean shit he's willing to forgive him for sepang. he'd love him if he was dirt. if he was air. #like he loved him with the knife still physically in his back. worm is small potatoes #callie speaks #motogp #asks #rosquez #making this post and then remembering the ask was about MARC loving VALE: uhhhh fix in the tags.

[sarayu-sunrays]

reblog if you thought potatoes were a vegetable

#THEY'RE SO VEGETABLE CODED #WHY ARE THEY NOT VEEGETABLES #THEY GROW #IN THE DIRT #AS VEGETABLES #SO HWY ARE THEY CARBSSSS #POTATOES #VEGETABLES #READ THESE TAGS AND FEEL MY DESPAIR

[chaotic-carnifex]

Hey. Don't cry. Some starchy potatoes mashed together with shredded cheese, salt, pepper, fried onions (the hotdog kind) and whatever else you've got lying around* and then topped with sour cream makes for an awesome and filling potato bowl.

* possible options include: diced ham, fried mushrooms, diced sucuk, garlic powder, spring onions, fried veggies, your favourite pesto, last night's chili con carne leftovers, your dad's steak rub, hot sauce, ...

#recipe #potato bowl #this qualifies as a depression food bc the most effort is washing the potatoes #if you wash them well you don't have to peel them #though tbf I think you can even half-ass the washing bc the rest of the dirt will come off in the pot

[supercantaloupe]

i don't know what the nutritional content of a sweet potato is but if you try to tell me i'll block you

#sasha speaks #made a chicken and sweet potato stir fry for dinner that's so dirt simple it's not even worth calling it a recipe #in my heart this is a low carb high protein meal that would give me a good grade in doctors orders. #and if anyone tries to 'um actually' me the carb content of a sweet potato. simply don't! i don't want to know tyvm #i'm TRYING here.

[cantankerouscatfish]

another stunner of a text from my brother

sure, man. you can do whatever the heck you want. live ur dreams.

#NO UH. I offered to give him compost tomorrow bc right now he's got the poor thing on the trash clay from his backyard dirt pile. bad. #back when I lived there I built a like. bin? along the fence. out of chickenwire and landscape fabric. for to grow potatoes. it's fun! #he can plant this out there in June if it survives in his grow room until then.

[cookierunstimboard]

x x x / x x x / x x x

potato cookie stimboard with pigs, dirt and farmy stuff ^_^

#dirt stim #farm stim #potato cookie #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #crob #devsisters #pig stim #pigs #potato #potato stim #cookie run stimboard #stimboard #moodboard #cookie run moodboard #tw blade #blade tw #blade #tractor #farmer

[sourapplesauces]

U guys this is like super random but they were giving this out as like school lunch today and-..

#i dont even know whats on top of that #like did someone drop it in dirt? i dont know #u guys i live in the us SHIVER ME TIMBERS! #i was laughing my ass off when i saw it like #wtf even is that bruh #area 51 ass food bruh #michelle obama please tell me why #i love u queen but why #also i dropped it AFTER THE FIRST PICTURE #IT ALREADY LOOKed like RHAT BEFORE LMFAOO #my friend saw it and slapped it out of my hand i was crying #my latina heart couldnt take looking at such horrible food #idk if these were carrots or like sweet potatos #honestly it looks like rhey got ts from mars 😭‼️

[scribbling-dragon]

sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane

#WHEN DID I WRITE THIS??? HELLO?? #i have no memory of doing this but my drafts were empty last week???? #we did a competition camp and we burned everything. set baked beans on fire set a tub of butter on fire #i ate a basically raw sweet potato because we were tired of waiting for it to cook more #someone in my troopgot paid 20p to drink a concotion of out of date juice dirt water and stick pieces (he did it) #i sat and read a warrior cats book in the shared tent while my friends pretended to have gay sex next to me #(i say pretend because they were still fully clothed #that was just one camp #and then at the scout hut we had a box of expired foods that wed occasionally go thru #and my sister got tricked into eating a green marshmallow and got food poisoning #(i didnt eat it bc i was suspicious of why they were giving out free food) #i had a knife thrown at me multiple times. most notable being when someone (weird drink guy) thought i was tryna steal his chair #we werent allowed pocketknives at camp after that #one of the leaders hated me. told me i looked miserable all the time and didnt like that i was vegetarian #but its fine bc he was a dick. made us clean his car okce because it was a “learning experience” #my parents paid for me to go to scouts #i talk to none of the people from there anymore #oh and the majority of the boys had a weird obsession with my sister. and would ask me how to talk to her #i think it really shaped me as a person tbh

[whack-patty]

finally got my act together and organized my thoughts for the whole rest of the sneep snorp story. id like to apologize in advance because it's gonna get . uh. it's gonna. um. uh

#good news is i have a clearer mindset of what to write next when im a little stumped #and i can pace myself more properly now #bad news is i miiiiiight have to start adding content warnings for certain parts and id really like to apologize in advance #this fool cant write a single fluff fic #somebody's gotta eat absolute dirt in every story and this one is no different #also if u can read any of those pixels; im so sorry #sneep snorp #sing oc #ramblin #whack patty's pats #you can low key see one of my potato drawings through the page hAHAHSGFKJDG #hi potato

[env0writes]

Dead End Dirt Lot Diaries 7.29.2023 “Empty Calories"

Jalapeno and lime running lines through my tongue Flavors so slick – drive ya numb Eating ‘em up Until you want to throw up Take a chip, eat a chip Hand by hand the bag will rip Until the crumbs cling to your shirt And the salt licks your tongue will hurt Keep the flavor rolling, no spud is spud enough Chew them since they’re tasty, not a single one is tough Oh, how they never satisfy my hunger One bag is never quite enough when I was younger I’m growing old and bold for flavors Each new taste accrues more favors If I eat, will I be filled? By their brand names, it’s surely willed I keep reaching for another bite Hoping then the bag, found light Sends me on my way once more In search of fulfillment, where it not that I am poor

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#writeblrcafe #poeticstories #poetryportal #twc #spilled ink #wutispotlight #writtenconsiderations #alt lit #dead end dirt lot diaries #potato chips #poetselixir #poetswhisper #capitalism #env0 writes #twcpoetry #writerscreed #abstractcommunity #savage words #smittenbypoetry #poetscreed #poetryriot #poets and writers #poets community

[littlebittywildflower]

I keep deciding it’s time for my back to be done being an old bitch but she ain’t listening

#personal #I wanna go plant stuff and play in my dirt #I should have already planted potatoes