#priest!nines

[canisalbus]

Machete at the Olympics what will he do??

Well he's anything but fit and athletic, he doesn't have strength or stamina, and even as a sighthound his running speed leaves a lot to be desired. He has low cold tolerance so that rules out most winter sports, and he's not much of a team player. He is very precise and has great fine motor skills so I was thinking of shooting, but I'd imagine you need good eyesight for that, and he's nearsighted with astigmatism and lower than average depth perception. In modern au he wears contacts and they help him noticeably, but because his vision problems are caused by albinism, they can't be fully corrected with surgery or glasses. Fencing might be an option, it's mostly about concentration, strategy, speed and accuracy. It would also neatly tie in to their canon setting, since to my understanding a lot of the principles of modern fencing are based on 16th century Italian sword fighting techniques. But that's just a guess, I'm not that familiar with the sport at all, or how physically demanding it actually is.

#I realize this was a joke ask but it was a fun question so you get a needlessly thorough answer #although in modern au he's not a priest at all so he would have no business representing Vatican #answered #ninotc #Vasco would probably be into equestrian but I'm not sure which discipline #maybe eventing? it's the horse triathlon #the whole nine yards

[cheezitofthevalley]

music blinkies: Pt 1

ngl I have no idea where most of these are from. If anyone knows comment and I'll give credit/remove if they want.

more coming!

#the beatles #pixel graphics #neocities #old web #web graphics #pixels #kate bush #bauhaus #radiohead #the doors #smashing pumpkins #pink floyd #joy division #david bowie #judas priest #oingo boingo #cocteau twins #nine inch nails #bjork #the cure #pixies #siouxsie and the banshees #red hot chili peppers #foo fighters #gifs #blinkies #eyestrain #eyestrain warning #tw eyestrain #carrd graphics

[queer-and-nerdy]

greetings, this is linnie's (@wellgoslowly) emo metalhead roommate aaron (resident george karim kinnie) here to drop some random lockwood&co headcanons that will likely only make sense to a niche audience. thank you and enjoy.

projection central here.

Lockwood

Barbie vs Oppenheimer: Barbie

A James Hetfield kinnie 100%

His favorite Sleep Token TMBTE song would def be The Apparition but he cries himself to sleep listening to Rain and thinking about Lucy

His favorite Ghost song from each album are Con Clavi Con Dio, Idolatrine, From the Pinnacle to the Pit, Dance Macabre, and Spillways. His favorite ghoul is Mountain and his favorite ghoulette is Aurora

Cried so hard he threw up when "So Much For Stardust" came out (average Fall Out Boy enjoyer)

AGGRESSIVE Metallica defender

Lucy

Barbie vs Oppenheimer: Oppenheimer

The definition of a Rob Trujillo kinnie

Her favorite Sleep Token TMBTE song is Rain for sure. She cries listening to Euclid. Vore is on her sleep playlist

Her favorite Ghost song from each album are Stand By Him, Per Aspera Ad Inferi, Cirice, Life Eternal, and Respite on the Spitalfields. Her favorite ghoul is Swiss and her favorite ghoulette is Cirrus

Recovering My Chemical Romance listener (still listens to them regularly)

Unironic Rob Zombie enjoyer

George

Barbie vs Oppenheimer: Insidious

Kirk Hammett kinnie. I mean look at him

His favorite Sleep Token TMBTE song is Take Me Back to Eden. Maybe a basic answer but it goes hard so he gets a pass

His favorite Ghost song from each album are Ritual, Jigolo Har Megiddo, Deus In Absentia, Witch Image, and Griftwood. His favorite ghoul is Sodo/Dewdrop and his favorite ghoulette is Cumulus

His favorite metal (as an umbrella term) bands are Ghost, Ice Nine Kills, Avatar, Metallica, Slipknot, Lorna Shore, Sleep Token, Avenged Sevenfold, Kiss, Judas Priest, and Type O Negative (because he thinks Peter Steele is hot)

Pretends to be a Megadeth/Dave Mustaine defender to piss off Lockwood (he likes both of them equally and thinks the feud is stupid)

Stephen King is his guilty pleasure - he loves Pet Semetary but cries each time he reads/watches it

please let me know if there's an audience for this lolol

#lockwood and co #netflix lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #the band ghost #sleep token #fall out boy #metallica #my chemical romance #rob zombie #ice nine kills #avatar metal #slipknot #lorna shore #avenged sevenfold #kiss band #judas priest #type o negative #megadeth #stephen king #renew lockwood and co

[coiled-dragon]

//Closer//

Dracula+Renfield - Dracfield Explicit Tags: Priest!Renfield, No Lube, Anal Sex

Renfield worships his new god

#IM BAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAACK #Renfield #renfield 2023 #dracfield #robert montague renfield #r.m. renfield #my fic #my aes #priest kink #priest au #dracula #this fic brought to you by: Closer by Nine Inch Nails

[kuronekonerochan]

Look I like Kira okay. It's just that... Kira Nerys' love life as a priest simp is a mirror universe fleabag where:

It isn't a forbidden romance.

There is not a one hot priest in sight.

They have no chemistry.

The relationships bore me to death.

The worst part is they do that fucking storyline not once but multiple times with different bland af priests.

Say what you will about mirrorverse Kira, at least her kinky bdsm personal life was much more interesting and with much more chemistry with her romantic interests than real Kira's sad excuse for filler "relationships".

As I said I like Kira (but...). I LOVE mirrorverse Kira. No notes. She's perfect (in a god damn what a great sexy villain kind of way).

#I like Kira #I just don't like that they made priest fucker one of her main character traits #especially with such lame romantic interests #tho thank god #nana visitor #put her foot down and refused to have a romantic storyline with Gal Dukat #ds9 #deep space nine #deep space 9 #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #kira nerys

[ellulemmu]

An inside joke with @pancakesmyhtie

#meme #httyd meme #dtnr meme #dragons the nine realms #dragons nine realms #nine realms #nine realms buzzsaw #dragons nine realms buzzsaw #httyd #dtnr #judas priest #heavy metal #kiwi #kiwi bird #judas priest painkiller #buzzsaw cult

[acreekinthenight]

After losing all my progress when I got a new phone I've redownload phone destroyer...

#im not proud of how im already level nine after two days #my highest level card is obviously craig #but not priest craig because that bitch is being elusive like an asshole #anyways off to go rot my brain some more

[nerevarbignaturals]

If I was the hero of kvatch i would simply fuck martin septim. i'm just built different

#martin septim #hero of kvatch #oblivion #it's loving martin septim hours #i wish i could be a priest of akatosh instead of a withering homosexual #not that i don't love withering and also being homosexual but #i feel like i could be both those things and also a priest of akatosh #akatosh #the nine divines #the eight divines

[somewhatavidreader]

wlw wuxia/xianxia short films

The Fox Spirit and the Little Priest (1)

The Demonic Lord and the Virtuous Cultivator (2)

The Courtesan and the Female Scholar (3)

A Search Through Nine Lifetimes (4, 5, 11)

Adorkable Shimei x Shijie (6, 7)

Cat in the Eastern Palace (8)

I Became the Protagonist of a Quick Transmigration Novel??? (9)

Three Hundred Years Later (10)

Cross-dressing Female Bodyguard Meets Runaway Princess (12)

#cdramanet #cdramaedit #chinese drama #wlw #wlwsource #wlwedit #wlwgif #lgbtedit #AsianLGBTQDrama #asianlgbtqdramas #the fox spirit and the little priest #cat in the eastern palace #a search through nine lifetimes #cross-dressing female bodyguard meets runaway princess #the demonic lord and the virtuous cultivator #the courtesan and the female scholar #i became the protagonist of a quick transmigration novel #adorkable shimei x shijie #three hundred years later #swaredits

[unholyc0nfessionz]

my girl a registered priest

#ricky armellino is pookie #ricky armellino #priest ahh #HAWK ricky armellino #ice nine kills #ink band

[thelovelydoggycatmadi]

Nahhhh SCREW having polls we should decide whose the sexist by who wears a made outfit the best and obviously that answer is ZANE.

So this is a small project I’m doing where I put Zane in over 20 different maid dresses and make a digital magazine out of it. Plft.

#is this say yes to the dress or say yes to the SLUT? #Why he look like Daniella from Haunting ground tho #Like fr it’s not just the hair #aphmau #mystreet #mcd #zane-chan #aphblr #zane ro'meave #kawaii-chan #zane ro’meave #aphmau zane #aphverse #maid dress #maid uniform #boys in maid dresses #maid costume #jury of nine #high priest

[dragoncharming]

when Ghilly thinks about the vagaries of time, it’s “incredible” and “a great leap forward in temporal philosophy,” but when I, a humble bureaucrat, consider the passage of time it’s “dangerous” and “a threat to the still flimsy fabric of space-time”

#at the feet of the sun #nine worlds #cliopher mdang #lays of the hearth fire #anna reads stuff #Tell Me I Misunderstood. tell me a priest wizard didn't have to sit down kip Specifically #kip: it's my job to consider the big picture. a middle grade priest wizard who is not sure why this is happening: too well! step back. plz

[avida-heidia-5]

Last 10 songs I listened to

I saw @schumigrace doing one of these and thought I’d join in! 😁

1. My Secret Friend by IAMX feat. Imogen Heap (2009)

2. Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode (1990)

3. History In Black by Priest (2017)

4. Fighter by Sneaker Pimps (2021)

5. Wandering Star by Portishead (1994)

6. Black Milk by Massive Attack (1998)

7. Running Up That Hill by Placebo (2003)

8. Insomnia by IAMX (2016)

9. Every Day Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails (2005)

10. Without You I’m Nothing by Placebo feat. David Bowie (1999)

Just as well I did this today and not yesterday as this list would’ve been full of nothing but Depeche Mode and IAMX songs! I love them that much! 😅

Tagging @hurricane-heatt, @racingliners, @skitskatdacat63 and @twinkodium, but only if you want to. If you see this and you’re not tagged but would like to do this, then feel free. 😊

#tag game #music #spotify #iamx #imogen heap #depeche mode #priest band #sneaker pimps #simonne jones #portishead #massive attack #placebo band #nine inch nails #david bowie #90’s #00’s #2010’s #2020’s #2009 #1990 #2017 #2021 #1994 #1998 #2003 #2016 #2005 #1999

[nekromeowncer]

smolder smolder

#my art #oc #original character #cyclops #gif #Did I rewrite him back into a priest but sexy this time? #...yes #yes I did #this post brought to you by the live version of Closer by Nine Inch Nails #Elior

[bookgeekgrrl]

My media this week (10-16 Sep 2023)

📚 STUFF I READ 📚

🥰 'Til The End Of Time (fandomfluffandfuck) - 66k, stucky, basically PWP with stucky + pre-war bucky (due to multiverse/time slip shenanigans) [reread, fave, really quality filth 🥵]

😊 Rapidly Becoming (Ayes) - 67K, drarry, immediately post war, Draco goes missing & Harry inheirits Malfoy Manor - enjoyable, I'm always a sucker for a magical house story

😍 Ain't No Grave (Can Keep My Body Down) Podfic (GhostCwtch, narrator; spitandvinegar, author) - 107K (14 hr podfic) - well done podfic of a forever fave post-WS recovery fic

🥰 A Fire at the Exhibition (Lady Hardcastle Mysteries #10) (T.E. Kinsey, author; Elizabeth Knowelden, narrator) - Emily & Flo contend with the village art exhibition, theft, murder, bicycle races and amateur treasure hunters. 🥰 The Uses of Adversity (MonstrousRegiment) - 65K, Dreamling, very entertaining canon-divergent AU where Hob accidentally becomes a criminal mastermind (sort of) and finds & rescues Dream in 1957

💖💖 +143K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved 💖💖

A Cornstalk Fiddle (notbecauseofvictories) - Devil Went Down to Georgia (Song): The Devil/Johnny, 32K - brilliant short story about what happened after - Johnny won once and he thinks he can do it again to get what he wants...

You've Got A Face With A View (Brenda) - Top Gun: Ice/Mav, 3K - it's 30 years into their relationship & Mav's still wild about his hotass husband and is going to tell and show him why and how.

📺 STUFF I WATCHED 📺

Maine Cabin Masters - s6, e2-8

Harley Quinn - s4, e10

Only Murders In The Building - s3, e7

Dirty Laundry - s3, e1

D20: Mentopolis - "Case Closed" (s1, e6)

D20: Adventuring Party - "Bit City USA" (s14, e6)

🎧 PODCASTS 🎧

Re: Dracula - September 10: Make Yourself Strong

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Fenway Victory Gardens

Re: Dracula - September 11: Grim Purpose in All I Do

Today, Explained - Hunter becomes the hunted

Into It - Is Rotten Tomatoes…Rotten?

Re: Dracula - September 12: The Pain of the Fear of Sleep

Pop Culture Happy Hour - Jimmy Fallon And Strike Force Five

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Bridget Cleary

Vibe Check - Pumpkin Spice is Not My Ministry

Re: Dracula - September 13: All the Powers of the Devils

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Onöhsagwë:de’ Cultural Center

⭐ 99% Invisible #552 - Blood in the Machine

⭐ Switched on Pop - Next Year in Margaritaville

The Atlas Obscura Podcast - The Atomic Clock

Dear Prudence - My Partner’s Relationship With His Ex Makes Me Feel Like the Third Wheel. Help!

Into It - The Backlash to Drew Barrymore

⭐ Endless Thread - Lofi Girl

Today, Explained - Blame Capitalism: Profit over everything

Welcome to Night Vale #234 - The Boy

⭐ Hit Parade - Insert Lyrics Here Edition

🎶 MUSIC 🎶

True Metal Warriors

'80s Metal

Ozzy Osbourne

Judas Priest

Jimmy Buffett

Presenting Nine Inch Nails

Lord Of The Lost

Peaceful Summer Night 🌃 Night Lofi Playlist 🌃 Deep Focus To Study/Work [ Lofi Hip Hop - Lofi Chill ]

Lost Legends Of Surf Guitar

Herb Alpert

#sunday reading recap #bookgeekgrrl's reading habits #bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks #fanfic ftw #lady hardcastle mysteries #genuinely feeling bereft that mentopolis is over #fucking incredible season tho #shout out to another excellent season of harley quinn #really loving how they're mixing & matching canon events #laughing at how my music moods kind of went from one extreme to the other #jimmy buffett #ozzy osbourne #judas priest #nine inch nails #lord of the lost #herb alpert #surf guitar #'80s metal #lofi beats #hit parade podcast #endless thread podcast #switched on pop podcast #99% invisible #re: dracula #vibe check podcast #welcome to night vale #the atlas obscura podcast #pop culture happy hour podcast #into it podcast

[leviabeat]

Asinhell will be playing Graspop Metal Meeting on June 20th of 2024

Tickets go on sale November 25th exclusively through Ticketmaster

#Graspop Metal Meeting 2024 #asinhell #asinhell news #ticketmaster #tool band #alice cooper #megadeth #baby metal #five finger death punch #judas priest #bring me the horizon #avenged sevenfold #ice nine kills #scorpions band #deep purple #corey taylor #black stone cherry #of mice & men #lineup