bite-sized sillies, your honour. your honour, the wenzhous are sillies. your honour, the sillies are wenzhou. your honour
《山河令》 WORD OF HONOR (2021) | Episode 17
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I was promised in marriage to a Chinese prince (like in one of those fantasy dramas in China) and I did not want to marry him.
So I kept jumping down from high places (there was modern hip-hop music in the background for some reason) but every time I jumped down from somewhere, I lost 10 years of my life and did not die immediately, like I wanted.
The prince also kept chasing me around to catch me but he never succeeded.
At the end, I needed to jump one last time to actually die and escape the prince forever. But the moment I jumped, I woke up. I could still remember the background hip-hop music up to 10 minutes after waking up.
I am not Chinese, by the way.
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