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bestjeanistmonster · 1 month
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✨Ratatouille au✨
Amy is Remy and Elise is Linguini (also most of the main Sonic cast are humans btw)
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greatdenimbeast · 1 month
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Ratatouille au- Shadow the hedgehog Rotisserie chef
Im still working on his design a but might as well post him!
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teecupangel · 3 months
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Ok so I have had an idea. This is a bit of reference to the ratatouille au continuation of Desmond being able to hear us in the animus servers. So picture this, after a while of us talking to Desmond checking up on him and the others. Someone the group chat somehow makes a mod that gives the players (us) avatars to pilot in the servers for a short amount of time, but instead of the bodies being human they're just random animals from mise to crows to hawks and eagles. So here kinda how I think this would go. So all the ancestors are asleep or resting in the servers, meanwhile the person who made the mod adds it into the server and there's a bit of commotion as the person tells everyone else, and so the players get to work making the avatars. Then morning comes around, Desmond and the others wake up and see this excessive about of rodents just gathered around everyone. After a moment of panic and shock for our dear assassins and templars they come to find out that now the voices "inside" Desmond's head are now here ready to try And cause some havack.
Oh don't forget to drink water and eat something l. I hope you have a great day/night
Thank you, nonny! I hope you're having a great day/night too! (And yeah, I'll be eating my dinner after this hahahaha) The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond while ‘playing’, its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us and the outside POV of Al Mualim thinking the Apple broke Altaïr and the sidestory of Altaïr accidentally connecting with Ezio while looking for Desmond
Here’s the horror-esque version of this AU for this interested in that kind of setup.
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Alright, confession time. When I was writing for the voices, my brain immediately to the ‘chat windows’ that popped up in Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint and in The Perks Of Being An S Class Heroine.
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Then I thought, you know what would be funny? If it was like an actual chatbox with our preferred avatar kinda like this:
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To make this stranger, all the avatar are like stock photos of animals and plants. This way, when their avatar finally comes to form, Desmond will be surrounded by various animals.
What happens to the ones who chose plant avatars?
My initial idea was that they would be floating plants like a leaf or a flower just floating in the air.
But then I realized…
We’re crazy enough to band together and create a ‘strange’ unique flower crown to put on Desmond’s head.
The ones that transformed into animals would go “That’s not fair! Why do you guys get to be that close to Desmond?!”
“Plant ftw, bitches!!!” A dandelion of all things would shout out, accidentally blowing itself up and floating away from Desmond, “Fuck!”
A second passed and the dandelion glitches out of existence.
Only to glitch back into the (technically floating) flower crown on Desmond’s head.
“Hey, guys, did you know it cost 1000 Helix to respawn? Fucking Ubi████.”
For those who don’t care about Ubisoft’s monetization scams (as you should), 1000 Helix is more or less $10 and they don’t sell 1000 Helix, they sell the small pack for $9.99 and it gives 1050 Helix. For reference, AC Valhalla’s complete sets (full armor + 2 weapons + mount and raven skin) usually cost around 1500 Helix.
So yeah… even though the ‘players’ have spawned in Desmond’s world, they are still haunted by monetization. (This does mean Desmond has gotten himself an immortal army of plants and animals)
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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A Ratatouille type AU where Bruce takes his tentative first steps into detectivism.
Gotham's so massively drowned out in crime that he's barely making a scratch surface level.
But you know who does know Gotham? Knows every nook and cranny among the narrows? Knows no fear? Stole Batman's tires when no one had the guts to?
Jason fricking Todd.
" Wait, -- no no, that's not when Penguin makes his deliveries anymore. That's when the pigs buy from him and take everything for free. You're gonna wanna bust him tomorrow, genius,"
"Jason," Bruce weights his trust carefully. " If I let you go... Are we in this together?"
Jason snorts, imaginary spit in his hand, shakes Bruce for it. And then runs. Leaving Bruce in a golden street light. Leaves him staring with his shoulders down.
"Oh, brother."
It's a pretty good deal; Jason gives him tips, he gets a comfy, puffy head, fresh food, and surprisingly?
Lots of hugs. Sunshine kisses on his nose and cheek and forehead.
" And how," Alfred rubs his temples around Bruce so much Jason thinks it's a reflex at this point, " Will you explain to the public why Batman carries around a sidekick with a curfew?"
" An unjust curfew."
" Jason will work at the Batcomputer."
" On my batchair, sipping on some bat-hot chocholate, from my bat mug. I mean, -- it's Gotham. We're not going anywhere."
Except. Lex Luthor, as most middle aged men who grew up with too much freedom and too little consequences, never learned what a rejection is.
"...The justice league?"
" Yeah, hot shot! I mean, you've been giving us some issues in the popularity department, my friend," He doesn't like the smirk on Lex's smile; As if he owns the whole world and wants to own him, too,
" The people are crazy for Superman punching a nazi, -- I don't like violence in my politics, but agree to disagree, -- Flash running for charity, Wonder Woman visiting some dying kid at the hospital. Everyone likes them. But nobody trusts them. They trust you."
" And it'd look very good for you to have a human on your team. After... That happened."
That includes the suspicious assassination of his political rival. Bruce begins to suspect its not suspicious at all.
" Bingo! See? I know a showbiz kid when I see one. Superman can show you the ropes. Guy's a better liar than me. That's saying something."
Jason's voice is protective and hissing like an angry viper in his ear, " I don't like this, Bruce. Don't take the deal."
But Bruce wanted to meet Superman outside of his city. Wanted to weight the risks. Wanted to see how big the man behind the symbol really is, and If humanity's lifespan is ended at one bad day.
So he accepts. And Superman Is nothing like he expected.
Passionate, angry, and uncomfortably handsome. That's who's got Bruce pinned to a wall, staring with barely surpassed annoyance,
" When I think he can't go lower, he surprises me."
" We're in this together, superm-"
" Oh no no no no. Your position as a citizen was secured the second someone shoved that silver spoon in your mouth. I didn't suffer years under that sentient ballsack so a tax dodging bastard like you can just walk in here, --"
" But I'm no--"
" I know who you are, Wayne. You're a troubled brat who gets what he wants. But I'm not daddy, or mommy, or your seriously scary butler. So if you wanna survive out here, you play by OUR rules. Got. It?"
"...Tell him to shove the biggest piece of kryptonite up his a--"
" We get it."
Superman's brow quirks, "We?"
" Me and my...Mental illness."
"...You're a weirdo, Wayne. I hope you know that much, at least."
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theriverbeyond · 1 year
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griddlehark ratatouille AU. Gideon Nav is bussing tables and taking out the trash at the michelin star'd restaurant of the late and great John Gaius, former food network star and restauranteer. she dreams of becoming a great chef just like John, who she idolized as a child -- food network reruns were the only media allowed at the now-condemed St. Anastasia's Orphanage, which she grew up in and finally escaped 5 years ago.
the only problem? it's a big jump from gargage girl to chef especially with the restaurant's internal politics being in disarray after John's sudden death (& simultaneous disappearance of the board of directors) left the restaurant with no heir.
enter Harrowhark Nonagesimouse, rodent and aspiring chef. after a chance encounter behind the dumpsters, Harrow realizes she can control Gideon like a puppet, and together they set out to make waves in the culinary world through the power of soup. also, the soup is very bad.
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ingofart · 1 year
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ratatouille au.....remmet............
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flighter312 · 6 months
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ratat i cant spell the rest
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btw im skipping some of my smaller drawings so if u wanna see EVERYTHING u should look at my twitter
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mxyzptplk · 4 months
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Comparison between a regular room and (spoilers below)
its rubicon counterpart
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stillebesat · 1 year
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Has anyone tried to Ratatouille Tim Drake's Relationship with Batman?
Like Tim is Thumb sized for /reasons/ (born,cursedartifact,metapower,etc) and at some point discovers that he can control people's actions through moving parts of their hair. (he knows it shouldn't work because it doesn't make sense but somehow it does)
And after seeing Batman getting more and more violent after Robin dies, takes it upon himself to get Batman better.
Through observation he decides that the safest place for him to be is in one of batman's ears on the cowl and so manages to sneak into the cave after the others have gone up for the night/day and creates his own little hideout inside one or both of the cowl ears where he can still grab hold of Bruce's hair.
He also somehow rigs something up so he can access Batman's cowl footage so he can see what's going on.
And when he decides Batman is taking things too far, he just picks up some hair and walks Batman away from the fight.
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trolls-confessions · 13 days
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Hai… fucked up ratatouille au here 😟
I’m so sorry squirrel but it is NOT adorable 😭😭 in fact it is very traumatic for branch
:( im scared but curious...
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da3dm · 9 months
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I have a ratatouille au that was talked about a few months ago (that some might not know about) and I only have three sentences written on the document, never got further
So it's unlikely I'll actually manage to write anything for the ratatouille au so I might do bullet points or just accept questions
How about both! It'll follow similarly to the movie but there's some big differences
I'll tag a couple people too: @brick-a-doodle-do , @i-am-beckyu , @justarandomsloth , @rosewriting-ao3
It's under the cut and hopefully an entertaining read! I haven't bullet pointed a story before so gimme tips too
Basic world things
The world is made differently, wanted them to not be actual animals but maybe a bunch of hybrids
They look part human and have that intelligence but are still animals at their base
Being a hybrid would stop the cat from chasing/hunting the rats and birds that are also hybrids
The amount of hybrid is a little different for each
The humans don't understand them and see them as animals too, they're the size of whatever animal they're based off
Character things
Varazae is a mouse hybrid raised by rats in the suburbs (forest like area in this case outside the city) who, like the rat in ratatouille, loves food
He's an outcast for being a mouse but also for liking and doing strange things
A few accidents lead him to be swept through drains to the middle of nowhere in a way too big city
He ends up in a kitchen for a restaurant that needs help and can't resist tampering with some of the food
Irzayn is a new hire in the restaurant that only went there because his mom insisted and there weren't a lot of openings near his home for a job
He lives together with his mom in a tiny apartment
Doesn't take long after being hired for him to notice a tiny mouse standing on the edge of a pot
It was a curious sight, seeing as it wasn't jumping in or anything, more like it kept putting things in it
Irza always wants things to be done quietly with as little attention as possible, so he catches the mouse before it becomes a problem
Vara wasn't expecting the strange, always silent human to suddenly lunge for him without a word or sound
Deciding what to do with the mouse is hard and sneaking out to get rid of it unnoticed is even harder
Irza isn't really that emotional/empathetic, so convincing him to spare Vara would be a chore and a half
For now I'll drop it off there bc I want questions, lots of questions!! Pleeeeeeeeease spam me even if you're an anon, always spam
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bestjeanistmonster · 1 month
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Ratatouille au- silver the hedgie
He’s Emile and i love him sm
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greatdenimbeast · 24 days
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Ratatouille au- she sit 💕
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teecupangel · 7 months
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You are one of my favourites here on tumblr in terms of AC content and since I've been playing AC2 and read the entirety of the Ratatouille AU, all I can imagine are the shenanigans going on with Desmond and Ezio and by extension, myself bc I was whistling the Benny Hill theme while I was trying to chase down Carlo Grimaldi just to assassinate him and the guards are after my ass like 😭😭😭 like Desmond is internally going 'why tf is this deity whistling the fucking Benny Hill theme???' And Ezio is wondering why Desmond is just '???' And he's trying to get some answers from Desmond LMFAO
The Ratatouille AU where the ancestors can hear Desmond with part 2 here while ‘playing’ and its more unhinged cousin, the Ratatouille AU where Desmond can hear us. 
Thank you! It always makes me happy reading that from you guys ^///^.
But this does beg the question… just how much can Desmond here from our side?
Like, can he hear the songs we play while we play? Can he hear any background noises that the controller or the mic picks up? (That would include podcasts and any videos playing. I would probably have to say sorry for making him listen to Master Chief and not seeing whatever the hell kind of drama was happening while we were doing sidequests XD)
This does mean one important thing though.
If it’s music that we keep singing, Desmond would sooner or later start singing it with us, especially if it’s a song that he knows.
And if Ezio keeps hearing it…
The one time that Ezio pretends to be a minstrel in Constantinople…
His song selection might become more… eclectic.
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bruciemilf · 1 year
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On the ratatouille au, instead of remy and Emile it’s the Gotham’s street rats gang composed by Jason, Stephanie and baby Duke
The health inspector scene play oust with Stephanie and Duke tying lex secretary to a wall while Jason steals documents that prove that hey actually, half of the Justice league’s technology is Superman’s because it’s fucking krypton technology
PLEASE. YES!
Also, I'm not immune to a very very soft cooking montage between Bruce and his kiddos.
Alfred away with business, trying to find the poisonous root in Metropolis with Jim Gordon by himself, while Bruce has the world on his shoulders.
''B," Jason rocks a little, tugging at his hair, and even through a blindfold, Bruce can FEEL his sweetheart, --not his. He's got no idea where Jason's blood is, if it's even noticed he's gone, or looking for him frantically, -- roll his eyes. " Billionaires waste enough without murdering 5 tomatoes."
"He's cheating."
" How am I cheating, Steph?"
" Dunno. You just are."
" Jason do NOT make B slice onions blindfolded. I'll leave you at a police station and I'm not joking this time,"
" What are they gonna do, Duke? 'Blue Lives Matter' me to death?"
Laughter tastes strange and alien on his tongue, like a foreign flavor coming together in a rich, addicting taste. It's melting soft in his mouth like it did when he was 8, and his parents weren't memories.
Bruce is happy.
A gentle knock on their studio window, -- gracefully offered by Lena, Lex's much more charitable sister, -- screeches them out of their idyllic moment.
It's not bad; Seeing Clark through glass, wondering if even that meaningless little action takes restraint. It doesn't feel bad. " I didn't know you had kids."
" They're not my,--"
" He's not our,--"
" Anyway. I just wanted to say...Thanks. For saving me out there," His eyebrows are pinched in a frown, as thought he's saying that for the first time. It's a bit cute. " Huh. Feels weird being the one saying it. Guess that's why people stopped."
Bruce isn't sure what to say to that. But he knows what he wants to say. " Would you like to stay for dinner?"
Jason tugs harder, " Bruce!"
Clark squints, a smirk playing on his lips, "You know what? I'd love to stay. I'll just have to grab my boy. Kon likes tomato pasta."
Bruce looks at his pan. They're supposed to make pancakes.
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lukas-crowsong · 2 years
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ratatouille’s your silly horse game
witch/druid spell goes wrong, shenanigans ensue
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