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When tucking your homies in, always remember to check for the scariest monsters of all - wealth extractors landlords!

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So it's a bit late for Halloween, but I'm sure y'all have time for one more spooky comic

If a vampire doesn't appear in a mirror, then a reverse vampire would ONLY appear in mirrors.

...Oh no, this is a JoJo reference, isn't it

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"Oh, uh sorry. I don't take silver, btw. Exact change only"

DON'T FORGET TO LYCAN SUBSCRIBE OH HO HO

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Punch buggy with these guys has to suck

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This guy's been living rent free in our heads for too long, it's time to evict!

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WELL THE PARTY WAS NICE THE PARTY WAS PUMPIN

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Now that's a beer you can really ROOT for!

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Could have gone with garlic, but then he'd just be stinky, rather than a hideous grayish blue. This is one from last Spooktober. I liked how it came out but it seemed like a lot of people aren't old enough to remember the colloidal silver health craze. SPOILERS: doesn't do anything except permanently turn your skin blue. At least it's non-toxic

Oh and I doubled checked: Vampires are weak to silver, too. In fact everything "evil" is weak to silver. It's actually all because of silver's antimicrobial properties, and before in invention of modern antibiotics wasn't the worst way to disinfect wounds. Some cranks in the 20th century thought drinking a tincture of the stuff might be good for you, but honestly it's pretty useless unless your goal is to perma-cosplay as a smurf

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😂

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Haha! Just in time for Mermay <checks calendar>

OH NO

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"oh wait, it is covered! Ah but $6 million is still below my deductible"

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No way does bro get to escape his pizza bagel debt by some weak-ass move like dying. Nice try, buddy

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It's cuffing season!

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"HEY! THAT GUY STILL HAS A FACE!!"

Spooktober is officially underway! New Spooktacular Strips all month! How many? Who knows! Definitely not me. I don't know.

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He really took the plunge for that one. BUT WAIT!

The seasons change, but the puns and pranks continue endlessly

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If you love someone...CAST THEM INTO THE FIRE

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