Lucifer and Rosie talking smack about Alastor in front of his face. The funniest part is they don’t even let him sit at the same table as them HAHAHAHA
(Headcanon from Twitter)
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Alastor injury from Adam is not healing well. So Charlie tattles to Rosie about it. What would the fallout be? 😏
Hi, Anon!
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Charlie: Roooooosssssiiiiiiie!
Rosie: Charlie, dear! What brings you all the way here to my little corner of the Pentagram?
Charlie: Ugh! It's Alastor! He's not listening to me!
Rosie: Well, he's not exactly the listening type, I'm afraid. Did you tell him to unclog a toilet or something?
Charlie: No. He already does that on his own. He really got hurt during the battle against Heaven, and the wounds aren't healing properly.
Rosie: Is that sooooooo?~ *twirls Charlie around and walks her out the door and down the street leading to the hotel*
Charlie: Uh.... What are you doing?
Rosie: Don't you worry that pretty little head of yours, dear. We're going to get Alastor all patched up!
Alastor: *struggling to patch up his wounds* Curse these confounded bandages! Who decided to make them self-adhering anyway?
-Wall breaks down to his new room as Rosie crawls up like the girl from the Ring-
Rosie: *in four different pitches* AAAALLLLAAASSSTTTTOOOOORRR!!!!!!
Alastor: ............WHO SNITCHED?!?!?!
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Alastor's in trouble again, and Rosie's making him suffer by getting some things done....but he keeps pestering her, so she had enough. 😂
(@cannibalxroses left my Alastor for hours after saying she'd be right back from doing dishes so I got the idea 🤣🤣🤣)
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GUYS IM GONNA CRY 😭😭😭😭
ARE YALL SEEING THAT 🥹💗
alastor’s pupils dilated when he looked at rosie.
he loves and cares about her so much goodbye i love their friendship more than anything.
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Half baked AU where Rosie lives into her 50s and makes things 100x worse, definitely not for the purpose of making her and Dolly kiss or anything
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me when i like to piss off my "friend" but seeing him cry is upsetting to me
last thing b4 i sleep... will do requests tomorrow
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Please draw Rosie with a dog!!! Maybe that one from the parade??? In cannibal Town?? THANK YOU THANK YOU 😁
I love the enthusiasm!! Here you go, I hope this is the dog you meant lol <3
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Cool, making demands and not an apology in sight, good job Luci.
Lucifer: *growls but then smirks playfully/evilly* Well…I know he lives in Cannibal Town…let’s see how he likes it when he can’t avoid me
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A few days later…
Alastor: Rosie! I apologize for my tardiness! It’s not easy to get Calliope to — *pauses* what is he doing here?
Lucifer & Rosie: *sitting and having tea*
Lucifer: *smirks playfully* Oh hi Alastor! I’m glad you came by!
Rosie: Oh he’s such a doll! He’s been visiting my little shop everyday for the last week!
Lucifer: I’ve never met such a delightful overlord before. It’s truly an honor to meet such a fine young lady.
Rosie: Oh Lucifer your flattery will get you everywhere!
Lucifer & Rosie: *laugh*
Alastor: *eye twitching*
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I love that Rosie knows LGBT+ sexualities, but Alastor is too "old-skool" to probably care
Edit: Link to Amir Talai (VA of Alastor) apologizing for calling Al aroace
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