#russian hoe

[epickiya722]

If you ever heard the line "Big Raga, the Opp Stoppa", just know it's from Rabsopetty on YouTube from this video here at precisely at 9:44.

EDIT: By the way, there is a full version of this HERE! As well as an extended version of the Sukuna vs. Mahoraga fight HERE!!

#i keep seeing that referenced but not once actually sourced where it's from #damn it CREDIT PEOPLE #not this damn month y'all doing this nuh uh #also the video is funny as hell #'stop it you're scaring the hoes!' #'that's not fair! what if the hoes scaring me?' #'BOME HERE BLOOD' #'russian cream backwoods' Y'ALL I HAD TO LOOK THAT UP #just kiya's thoughts #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #shibuya incident #shibuya incident arc #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #mahoraga

[xeniaxen]

#vlog #lmaooo #kitty cat #vlog girl #dumb hoes #wtf #russian

[human-trainwreck]

The team didn’t win but damn did the boys look good today

#so handsome #ovaries into overdrive #mainly my Russians #but aho as well #I’m a hoe for aho #carolina hurricanes #hockey #canes lb

[very-important-guy]

Sometimes i just really like to speak in a very bad russian Accent and imitate fyodor dostoevsky or Misha from Ride the Cyclone.

#imagen this in a very bad russian Accent #lmao #bros #dudes #and hoes #its a hobby of mine #fyodor dostoevsky #or it sometimes sounds like Misha from ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone

[my-patron-saint-is-jimmy]

#vibes #Spotify #im such a hoe for soviet classics #i even found a russian radio station stream to listen to them XD

[suiciderape]

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#russian mafia hoe typo

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

The reason I hate Taylor Swift (other than her musical mediocrity and the cancerous way she’s used as a mass media psyop) is because literally ALL her songs are about men.

Like how is that feminist/ empowering basing every single crappy song on some guy you fucked for like 2 months several years ago?? Ok we get it Jake gyllenhal is a fuckboi but why are songs about this winning Grammys??

The whole point of feminism was to establish that women think and care about things OTHER than men and dating. Tyler swift just set us back 5000 years. Where is our modern Kate Bush who sings about Russian fairy tales and English gothic romance novels instead of about being ghosted by Zac Efron or being called ugly once in high school bc you wore glasses?? I’m done with this basic hoe.

[thechanelmuse]

Kendrick, Drake, and Ethnic/Cultural Identity

One of the most discussed topics during this exchange between the two is if Drake is a culture vulture. In short, yes. He's always been. It boils down to inherited cultural identity and respected history, not the upholding of a social construct of “race.” 

Race is a goofy non-biological caste system that operates in various countries and it’s a dumbass global push to get people to embrace a superior to inferior hierarchy in classifying the globe into 5 broad groups solely based on perceived skull sizes, hues of skin color, and perceived traits and phenotypic features via the teachings of François Bernier, Johann Blumenbach, Carl Linnaeus, and them other hoes. Get race tf outta here.

I’m gonna make this concise as possible, but fleshed out a bit for full understanding.

Kendrick Lamar is Black American on both sides with his roots most likely coming out of Mississippi and/or Alabama to Chicago to Cali by way of the Great Migration. (He may even descend from Duckworths from Louisiana). I haven’t done his genealogy, but now I may out of curiosity.

Black American is a double ethnicity. We’re citizens of America (nationality = US Citizen), and our ethnic group (Black) was created & descends from this land (ethnicity = American) through ethnogensis. It has nothing to do with one’s brown skin color or how the cops see us 🙃, but everything to do with the lineage of one’s parents and their parents, etc. (For info on lineage tracing, refer to my post here.) 

Black Americans are an ethnic group (the largest from this land and largest in this country after Germans), while “white Americans” are a self-identification race to remove ethnic identity and conflate numbers. I can break this down further in another post if y’all want since American history is complex and will explain why Black Americans have been reclassified seven times by the US government 🙃. 

Now.

Culture is largely passed down through your mother, and her mother, and her mother, and so forth for Black Americans (and I’m sure other ethnic groups). No matter if it’s a two-parent or single-parent household, she’s your ultimate teacher in setting the foundation of your cultural upbringing. It’s the same if one is raised by their grandparents. It largely stems from the grandmother. If one’s father is their main parent, that’s a different case of course. 

Drake falls in line with this as someone from a single-parent household. He is half Ashkenazi of Latvian and Russian descent (ethnicity) through his mother and of half Black American descent (ethnicity) through his father. He is a dual citizen of Canada and America (nationality), who was raised in Canada with his Ashkenazi Jewish mother and Ashkenazi relatives with an Ashkenazi upbringing. He went to a Jewish day school and was engulfed in all aspects at home. 

Kendrick is ethnically and culturally Black American. Drake is ethnically and culturally Ashkenazi. He is also ethnically Black American (through lineage), but not culturally Black American. Does that make Drake a culture vulture? No. He just didn’t have the cultural upbringing but could always immerse himself in learning, appreciating, and respecting the other half of his history and culture.

What makes him one is how he operates as an outsider. He participates in an aspect of Black American culture (Hip-Hop) for his monetary gain, adopts a manufactured image for his perception of believability, and disrespects the people of this culture. “…run to America to imitate culture.” It’s like a jacket to him. He takes it off to try on another (like a Jamaican accent) and swaps for another, etc. 

A few examples that’s been touched on: He blackened his face to depict blackface while wearing a Jim Crow t-shirt… That’s specific disrespect towards Black Americans, mocking our history and our ancestors. “Whipped and chained you like American slaves.” That’s specific disrespect towards Black Americans, mocking our history and our ancestors. “[You] always rappin' like you 'bout to get the slaves freed.” Do I even need to explain this? Hopefully it’s understood.

The muthafucka is not like us.

#kendrick lamar #drake #they not like us #family matters #euphoria #black american culture

[askzloyxp]

I have heard of German umlauts now. Please tell me Germans actually type the two dots for the letters instead of just skipping them and hoping people understand

The russian Ё goes undotted most of the time so I think you shouldn't hold out hoe there

[pjisskullourful]

humbly requesting audio recommendations b/c my favourite performer just deleted their entire works 😭

no cos same! three of my favs deleted all their stuff this past month& im so disappointed/lost without their lovely voices

THIS IS A LIST COMPILED BY AN ADULT FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF OTHER ADULTS 🛑🚫 minors dni!!!

i apologise if there are any reposts of things i've already recommended, they're clearly worth recommending twice🤷‍♀️

⚠️ PLEASE BE CAREFUL & MINDFUL OF TAGS COS(eventhough i would literally never link any) THERES A LOT OF NONCON SHIT OUTTHERE& YOU NEED TO BE AWARE OF YOUR TRIGGERS& HOW TO KEEP YOURSELF ENJOYING IN COMFORT

ya gotta go to @soundsofpleasure! tumblr wants you to think that its gone but its not, its amazing, everything is so well organised. it will always have a special place in my heart cos its where my journey with audio erotica began

from here i am weak for...

this italian boy (he is my absolute fucking favourite, i've told yall how much i love his work& look out you're gonna hear it again!): one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen

this italian couple: one, two, three

the rest are finds from reddit, specifically r/gonewildaudio(check it out, its a LOT of fun over there)

FOR DADDYS GIRLS [m4f]

quick before they get back

you're not going to work because your boyfriend said so (intense! immersive! starts off hella romantic then gets smutty as helllllllll)

wearing out your good girl pussy (southern accent!)

THE TIMMERZ: fulfilling your fantasy + if you just asked + cum bunny

dad to daddy part 1 & 2 (part 1 includes no sex)

daddy trap (german accent! cute& nasty!)

you couldn't wait princess (masturbation encouragement)

[FEM-DADDY!! f4f] switching roles (this is inspiring)

MAXIMUM WILL [m4f]

one of my favs, i love keeping up to date with his work. the quality is always outstanding. he goes allout, really gives somuch to enjoy in each audio. british accent, follow along friendly💦

your bf slowly stretches you

making a mess on daddy's cock (TRIPLE climax! sleep aid)

bunny bounces on her bf

getting filled up

bodybuilder rearranges your insides (i should not have to elaborate why this is here🙈🙈)

VELZIBOB [m4f]

😍 this boy with the russian accent makes me melt

our first house

love you no matter your size (tw: ed references)

nightmares be gone

gentleman's guide to bondage (LITERAL PERFECTION! run dont walk to listen to this)

finish your lines

ACCENTS

german accent: [m] kitten gets a new collar

spanish accent: [m] i love that you want me to breed you

irish accent: [f] come with me

spanish accent: [m] overstim (he goes bilingual 🫠🫠)

british accent: [f] strapless fuck (goddam those moans)

swedish accent: [m] spanking spa

FOR THE LOVERS OF SUBS

[msub] dont pay your rent with pussy (as slipped my way by jace👍)

[msub] silver tongue

[fsub] the best medicine

[fsub] unraveling

as always, if you hoes find good shit you've gotta return the favour& share it with me

#18+ recommendations

[well-dressed-sewer-rat]

fun fact: i rewatched dead apple today and decided to study the architecture and dimensions of draconia (which i estimated in the measurement of Dazais) because i’m clearly a functioning neurotypical member of society

and through my research (if you could call it that) i discovered that there are roughly 1,728 gems in that building

and if we combine that knowledge with the fact that every single gem came from the life of a gifted killed through shibusawa’s fog, that means that number is also shibusawa’s body count. listen to me okay listen to me me that’s the MINIMUM number. the MINIMUM. he could’ve killed DOZENS more than that without even using the fog and we don’t know we’d have no idea okay do you hear me

so there’s some lovely knowledge for you all have fun with your “[insert character] is the most powerful bsd character” theories, this enby hoe could’ve easily killed every gifted in the world if he didn’t get nerfed by russian ratatouille over here i. i think i’m gonna go to sleep now goodnight i

#to any of you ready to rb this saying iTs 1729 aCtuALLy bEcAusE of dAzAi #dazai didnt DIE. fools #he just like. kinda died. and then undied because of some overpowered ginger. i don’t know man #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bungou sd #bungo sd #shibusawa tatsuhiko #tatsuhiko shibusawa #bsd shibusawa #dead apple #bsd dead apple #i lombve smibuhssa;wa #truly the babygirl ever #bsd [rat edition] #thoughts from the depths of hell [rat edition] #posts the tumblr gremlins liked for some reason [rat edition]

[tilltheendwilliwrite]

A Violent Man

A drabble for @bolontiku and @magellan-88 I hope you hoes are happy. Based on this thread of chaos.

Warnings: Violence, gore, blood, the title says it all

You stood outside the door and listened as flesh connected with flesh in a steady, unflattering rhythm, knowing better than to walk into the room when Loki was working. Working was a euphemism for getting answers when someone in his organization betrayed him, but that didn’t bother you. You’d known who and what he was from the moment you met, and while becoming the woman of a Bratva Pakhan had not been what you imagined, the life wasn’t terrible. As long as you obeyed the rules, he spoiled you and gave you whatever you needed both inside and outside the bedroom. 

Only once did you disobey him. Only once did you walk into a room without knocking. 

Only once. 

The shock of finding him standing over a man tied to a chair, sleeves rolled up, revealing the forearms you loved to admire and the blue tattoos you liked to trace when acting bored, sitting in his lap during meetings in Russian you listened to raptly but pretended not to understand, left you mute. His knuckles were bloody, the man absolutely covered in red, but how pristine Loki was, his white shirt practically glowing in the low light stunned you. And when the light gleamed off the blade in his hand, his eyes on you as he lowered it and carved traitor into the man’s chest, you didn’t wait for an explanation. 

You ran. You ran right out the front door and kept going until your legs gave out. 

He found you huddled on a park bench sometime later, contemplating your life. When he crouched down to look you in the face, there were no words exchanged. He held out his hand, clean of the blood, his shirt pure white, his face just as beautiful as the day you met. 

There were no words needed because his eyes said it all. You were his: body, mind, and soul. You could never run because he would always find you. There was great violence in him, almost more than his body could contain, but for you? For you, there was patience. There was understanding. His hand was offered in forgiveness, not command. 

You were the only person he would ever bend for, but even then, he would only bend so much. 

You took his hand. He swept you into his arms, and without a word, he brought you home. 

Now, a man was always stationed outside the door, but you never forgot to knock again. The lesson was hard learned but deeply ingrained. 

When the door opened, you looked up and smiled. He looked pristine, but a tiny spot of blood stained his collar. 

You touched it, letting him know it was there and he would need to change clothes before placing your hand against his chest. 

His face was granite, his eyes so cold when he worked slowly warmed when he looked at you, ducked his head, and pressed his lips to yours, making your knees weak. 

For such a violent man, his kisses were so very tender.

~The End~

#A Violent Man #loki #they made me do it #loki drabble

[calc1fers]

reasons why you should like pandora:

she dresses like a benevolent art teacher but is really just a menace

bites people as a love language

can roast the living shit out of someone but get confused when they become upset bc really? she was just being honest

pandora meeting someone new: "your hair looks like pubes btw" dorcas: "pandora you are SCARING the HOES"

gives people the WORST fucking presents but she's so thoughtful & kind about it

pandora, giving reg a homemade ceramic mug with the word 'DILF' and abs painted onto it: "do you like it? :3" regulus: (through gritted teeth) "yes." 🙂🙂

she threaded stripy laces and small charms into her doc martens, and wears them with her school uniform

at this point she's gotten so many uniform detentions that the teachers just let her wear whatever she wants to wear

collects rocks (so me)

obsessed with dragons!! her favourite is the antipodean opaleye

polylingual - can speak english, arabic, russian, parseltongue, french, mermish and more :)

often zones out.. she's just in her own world

#pandora lovegood #i'm in awe of her tism #mug idea from fic 'i want to be with you' (nauticalthemed) #marauders #marauders girls #mwpp #royal court #cal rambles

[nicoline1998enilocin]

Yours, Forever | Chapter 14

PAIRING | Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

WORD COUNT | 3.9K

SUMMARY | The more dates Bucky and Y/N go on, the harder it is to keep their hands off of each other. When they decide to kick their relationship into the next gear, they have one of the most unforgettable nights of their lives together. The feeling doesn't last long, because when Bucky gets injured, she has to take care of him for once.

WARNING(S) | This is your official trigger warning. Do not proceed if any of these topics upset you. A small sprinkle of Dutch is spoken (it will be translated for all of you who don't speak Dutch!), Bucky affectionately talks in Russian (Again, it will be translated!), smut [ Daddy kink, light praise kink, oral (M+F receiving), throat fucking, dirty talk, use of the word slut (used affectionately), fingering, spanking, protected sex, squirting, aftercare ], Bucky gets injured.

A/N | There is some Russian spoken in this too as well as some Dutch. However, I can not promise the Russian will be completely accurate, although I hope it is!

Likes, comments and reblogs will be very much appreciated 💜

Main Masterlist | Bucky Barnes Masterlist | Series masterlist | Chapter 13 | Chapter 15

It is nice that you and Bucky have been growing closer again after everything that happened, but now that you're dealing with it in therapy. The two of you have been on a few more dates, and today he decided he wanted to help you and your dad in one of his bakeries. Not that he can bake for the life of him, but he just enjoys spending time with you and your dad. ''Alright, did you want to help me make some cake batter? I promise I will measure everything out for you, all you have to do is put it in the mixer and turn it on afterward,'' you ask and he nods. ''That sounds like something I can do,'' he says as he gets up from the stool he was sitting on and observing you.

You walk past your dad and whisper to him to make an extra batch just to be safe and he just chuckles. ''I have faith that Bucky will do just fine!'' your dad says and you laugh. It feels good to be able to genuinely laugh again, and it warms Bucky from the inside to hear it. You get all the ingredients for a pink velvet cake ready, while Bucky watches you intently. ''I can watch you bake forever and never get bored of it, you know that?'' he says as he gets up and wraps his arms around you, your back connecting with his chest as he lays his chin on your shoulder. ''Oh I know, but I don't mind. I used to watch my dad for hours and hours as a kid, which is where my passion for it comes from!'' you smile at the memories.

When all the ingredients are ready you instruct Bucky in what order to put them in and everything. When that is done and he turned the mixer to the correct setting, you reward him with a small kiss. ''C'mere, you deserve it,'' you say as you wrap your arms around his neck, his immediately finding their spot on your hips as you lean in for a small, soft kiss. Your lips fit together perfectly and even though the kiss was small, it leaves both of you breathless. ''I can't believe I can finally kiss you whenever I want,'' you tell him and he chuckles. ''You could always have done that,'' he shrugs before letting go of you and checking on his batter.

''Sunshine? Can I talk to you for a minute?'' your dad asks and you nod. It is quiet in the bakery, but you instruct Bucky to man the front of the store regardless. There are small signs to notify which pastries and everything is where in the case, and there is a price list next to the register especially for Bucky, so he can help out there as well, which he enjoys. When he found out you did that just for him, he practically tackled you to the ground and almost had to have you right then and there, if it weren't for your dad walking in and interrupting the moment.

''Hoe gaat het met je? Ik kan zien dat je weer een stuk vrolijker bent sinds je zo goed met Bucky op kan schieten de laatste tijd,'' (How are you doing? I see that you're a lot happier since you're getting along great with Bucky lately), he asks and you nod, and you're glad he can tell that you're doing better. It's been amazing to have Bucky back. ''Ik voel me oprecht goed, en ik heb me al heel lang niet zo gevoeld. En ik zou liegen als ik zeg dat Bucky daar niet mee heeft geholpen!'' (I'm feeling genuinely good, and I haven't felt like this in a long time. And I would be lying if Bucky hadn't helped with that!). Your dad nods and pulls you in for a hug. ''I love you,'' he says. ''I love you more, Dad,'' you sigh and this time he lets it slip, he's just grateful to have you with him.

You notice it's getting busier in the front, so you jump in and help Bucky out. ''Shall I man the register and you get the pastries and everything for the people?'' you ask Bucky and he looks genuinely relieved by it. ''Yeah, that would be great!'' he says and quickly steps aside. Within no time the line is gone, and it is closing time. You turn the sign in the window to notify you're closed and lock the door. ''Dad, if you want you can go home, I can clean up around here,'' you tell him, and he agrees. ''I have to swing by the other bakery first, but thank you, Sunshine,'' he says and he grabs his jacket. ''Geen vreemde dingen doen als ik er niet ben!'' (Don't do weird things when I'm not here!) he says with a wink, making you blush as you're well aware of what he's hinting at.

''Are you okay? What did he say?'' Bucky asks when he sees you blush, but you brush it off. ''N-nothing. Don't worry about it,'' you say as you turn around, holding the edge of the counter to ground yourself a little bit. ''Also, I'm sorry to be eavesdropping, but what were the two of you talking about earlier? I heard my name a few times, and since I don't understand a single word you said...'' he asks, getting flushed this time. You burst out into laughter. ''That I can tell you! He just said that I seem to be a lot happier since we've been getting closer, and I said I feel better too due to having you back in my life,'' you tell him. I guess he just didn't want anyone to know what we talked about.

''I'm sorry if we made you uncomfortable by speaking Dutch in your presence,'' you say. ''It's okay, мой подсолнух (My sunflower). I can do the same to you and you wouldn't know a word I'm saying when I speak Russian,'' he jokes and you nod. ''Fair enough!'' you say as you smack him softly against his chest, and you want to turn around before he stops you and whispers something in your ear. ''Ты такой красивый, и я самый счастливый человек в этой вселенной, что ты рядом со мной,'' (You're so beautiful, and I'm the luckiest man in this universe to have you by my side) he says and the feeling of his breath against the shell of your ear gives you goosebumps.

''Bucky,'' you moan softly, and a smirk forms on his face. ''So speaking Russian to you is the way to turn you into a puddle? I have to remember that,'' he says and your knees have buckled, so it's a good thing your still holding the counter otherwise you surely would have fallen by now. ''Let's go clean up, and afterward, I will take you out for some dinner,'' Bucky says and you nod. ''That would be great,'' you croak out, and he is well aware of what he did to you just now. It is all just a little preparation for later tonight because he plans to take your relationship a step further if you're up for it too. Little does he know, you were having the same idea.

With the two of you, it takes less than an hour to clean the entire bakery, and leftover pastries are packed up to give away to a local homeless shelter like your dad does every night, and they're always very grateful for it. When those are dropped off Bucky takes you to a diner where the two of you get quite a lot of food, you're both starving after working hard in the bakery today. ''Shall we get a milkshake to share as dessert? I'd like to talk to you about something,'' Bucky offers and you nod. ''Yeah, that would be nice,'' you say and the two of you order a peanut butter chocolate milkshake, which is your shared favorite. ''So, what is it you want to talk about?''

''Well, I was thinking about what your dad said today - if what you told me is what he said, of course...'' he says and you nod, notified that it is in fact what he said. ''...and I was hoping we could give this another shot, and I was wondering if you'd want to be my girlfriend? I'd love to make this official with you, again,'' he chuckles. ''Nothing would make me happier than to be your girlfriend, Bucky,'' you say as you take his hands in yours, enjoying the difference between them. The flesh being so warm, and the metal being so cool to the touch. ''Come to my apartment after dinner,'' you whisper and he nods. Not long after your milkshake arrived and when that's gone, Bucky pays for dinner and walks you out with his hand on the small of your back. All you think about is how good it feels to have that there.

~ Back at your apartment ~

The second both of you set foot in your apartment, you couldn't keep your hands off of one another for more than a second. There was a trail of shoes and clothing leading to the bedroom, and now you're here, on your knees, tears streaming down your face and Bucky's fist lodged in your hair as he fucks your throat hard. God, you wanted this for so long and you couldn't wait any longer. The second he ordered you to sit on your knees you immediately listened, and now your nails are burying in his thighs as you're struggling to breathe, but it feels so good, you're humping the air to get any bit of friction you can get, but since you're completely naked all you do is drip your slick onto your thighs and the floor below you.

''You're such a desperate slut for Daddy's cock, aren't you? Taking it all like the slut you are?'' he groans and you just moan as best as you can around his cock constantly hitting the back of your throat. ''Fuck, gonna cum, doll. Wanna cum in your throat,'' he grunts and with a few more thrusts ropes of warm, white cum are being shot down your throat you swallow every last drop of it before Bucky pulls out of your mouth and you whine at the loss of him inside your mouth. ''D-daddy feels good,'' you croak, not being able to speak after what Bucky did to you. ''Yeah? You're feeling good, dollface? I bet I can make you feel even better when I get my tongue on that soaking pussy of yours,'' he says as he helps you up and onto the bed.

He crawls over your body and leaves soft kisses in a line from your thigh over your hip towards your breasts, giving each of them a little attention with his tongue and teeth as they find your nipples, making your back arch slightly and leaving you a moaning mess underneath him. ''Hm, such a needy slut for me. Haven't been touched in so long you're desperate, aren't you?'' he asks and you nod. ''Need daddy, please,'' you whine. ''Well, you have me right here. Tell me what you want me to do, where you need a daddy and I will do it, but you have to tell me with your words,'' he teases because he knows you can't exactly get out and coherent sentences. ''Wan' you to fuck me,'' you breathe out.

''Hm, and what would you like me to fuck you with? Fingers? Tongue? Or are you just a desperate cockslut for your daddy's cock?'' and you nod. ''Want all of them,'' you whine out and you arch up, trying to get any bit of friction but without success. ''Daddy, please! Wan' to feel you inside me so bad! Please please fill me up,'' you beg and Bucky's smile grows wider. ''Such a good girl when you're begging me like that. Doing so good for me right now,'' he says and he kisses you fiercely before moving down and teasing your clit with his fingers making you gasp. ''Is this what you wanted? Did my needy slut need to be touched on her puffy clit?'' he taunts you and you nod. ''Y-Yes Daddy, please!'' tears streaming down your face out of frustration, but you're finally getting the friction you've been so desperate for this whole time.

Without warning he suddenly plunges two of his fingers inside your weeping pussy and you gasp, followed directly by an almost pornographic moan when you feel his fingers stretch you out so perfectly. ''Fuck, your pussy is holding my fingers in a fucking vice grip, doll. Can't move them so relax a little,'' as soon as he says that you do and it feels even better. The squelch his fingers make is almost too much but as soon as he attaches his lips to your clit all you can focus on is the feeling of him filling you up, and making you feel amazing. He keeps a steady pace with his fingers and you're nearing your orgasm, and he notices the way your breathing changes as well as the fact that you're getting even wetter.

''Gonna cum for me doll? Wanna cum on my fingers and tongue?'' he asks and you nod. ''Daddy please, wanna cum!'' you moan loudly and he picks up the pace ever so slightly as he curls his fingers, hitting your sweet spot and within no time you're falling apart for him. ''D-daddy!'' is all you get out as the orgasm rushes through you. ''Hm, you look so good for me when you fall apart,'' he says and he gives small kisses on your inner thighs as he pulls his fingers out. The loss has you whining slightly, but before you know it Bucky is back on top of you, giving you soft kisses to make you feel better. ''Hi, pretty girl,'' he says as he wipes the hair out of your face that is sticking to it from all the sweat.

''Hi Daddy,'' you croak and he chuckles a little. His mouth gives soft kisses on your cheeks, along your jaw, on your forehead, and your nose, everywhere he can reach right now. ''Do you want me to make you feel even better?'' he asks and you just nod. ''Please, Daddy,'' you say, and suddenly you've flipped around, laying sprawled out on top of him as he reaches over to your bedside table to grab a condom. ''How did that get there?'' you wonder and it makes Bucky laugh. ''I put it there earlier so it would be easy to grab,'' he explains. ''Can you sit up for me? Or do you need to stay like this for a little longer?'' he asks and you're very comfy, so you decide to stay like this a little bit longer. It's a good thing that Bucky's super soldier serum keeps him hard and ready to go for a while because you weren't planning on moving yet.

The two of you cuddle like that for a good 30 minutes before you sigh and sit up. ''There she is! I thought you fell asleep at some point,'' Bucky says as he holds your hips to steady you. ''Maybe, I don't know to be honest, but I'm ready for more now,'' you say with a smirk, your hand reaching back to feel just how hard he still is. ''Feels like you're ready to go to, huh?'' you say and he lifts you, already having put on the condom when you were just laying on top of him. You raise yourself a little and line Bucky's thick cock up with your dripping entrance, and when you sink you moan loudly, while Bucky plays softly with your clit to relax you a little as you take more of him.

''Hm, feels so good inside me Daddy,'' you say followed by a breathy moan as you completely take him, his tip hitting your sweet spot on the way in. ''Gonna go slow though, want to enjoy this as long as I can,'' you say as you slowly start raising yourself before sitting back down, making Bucky groan at the feeling of your walls around him. ''Fuck, you feel so good on the inside doll, wanna be buried inside you forever,'' he says and you continue your movements while your hands roam over Bucky's abs and chest, feeling every single muscle and edge. After having slow, lazy sex like this for a bit you lean forward until your mouth is at Bucky's ear, and you whisper something that makes him almost go feral.

''Please Daddy, make me squirt like the desperate little slut I am for your thick cock,'' you say before nibbling on his pulse point and after letting out a deep groan he grabs your ass and spanks you hard with both hands at the same time making you whine loudly. He puts his feet on the bed and bends his legs to get the leverage he needs to fuck into you deep and hard, and since you're already on the edge of your orgasm it doesn't take long for him to fulfill your wish. He fucks into you hard and fast while his arms are grabbing your ass so hard you're sure it's leaving bruises, but all you care about is the immense pleasure he's giving you like this.

''Close, Daddy! Gonna cum!'' he says and you snake your hand between your bodies to play with your clit as he keeps hitting your sweet spot deep inside you. With a few more loud moans you squirt all over him, your legs, and the bed, and Bucky buries himself deep inside you once more as he cums too, without warning. ''Jesus doll, you made me cum too,'' he pants as he rides out both your orgasms until you're both too sensitive and he has to pull out. He pulls you closer into his arms and the two of you stay like this for a few minutes, basking in each other's pleasure and closeness. ''Shall we take a bath together?'' he asks and you nod. ''Okay, but that means I have to leave you for a bit, but I'll be back soon!'' he says and you roll off of him, laying sprawled out like a starfish on your back.

He runs a bath and puts in your favorite bath bomb (it isn't hard to guess which one it is since you have a whole stack of them), before taking off the condom and throwing it away. He cleans himself off before walking back to the bedroom where you're still laying on the bed, wearing nothing but a huge smile on your face. ''What got you all happy like that, pretty girl?'' he asks as he sits down on the bed next to you, bending over to give soft kisses on your forehead. ''You,'' is all you say before cupping his cheek and bringing him in for a slow, passionate kiss. ''Ik hou van jou,'' (I love you), you slip out, but you won't regret it at all. ''Я тоже тебя люблю, куколка'' (I love you too, doll).

After you confessed your love, both you and Bucky go to the bathtub, but you're carried bridal style and you're not mad at it honestly. Bucky steps into the bath and sits down while repositioning you in a way that you're back is leaning against his chest before handing you a bottle of water. ''Here, you need to drink this to feel better. I also got you some chocolate,'' he says and your eyes go wide at the word chocolate. ''My favorite?'' you ask giddily, and he nods. ''Got you the caramel-filled chocolate you love,'' and with that, you feel like you're in heaven again. Between sips of water Bucky gives you some pieces of chocolate as well as eating some himself, and when that's all finished he washes your body and hair.

''Wanna wash you too,'' you say and you turn around, so you can wash Bucky. ''Sorry about your arm,'' you whisper and Bucky giggles at that. ''Why are you sorry, doll? It's not your fault I have this arm,'' he says, but you still feel bad regardless. ''I know, but I know how much you went through to get this and I just think it sucks, because you deserve none of that. But it does look cool,'' you say and you both laugh. ''It sure as hell does,'' he says and you wash his body followed by his hair. When you're all done you both get out and Bucky quickly changes the sheets so you can lay in a clean bed. When the two of you are cuddling, you fall into a deep sleep, shortly followed by Bucky.

~ A week later ~

When you woke up the next morning after your first time with Bucky, you felt like you were still on cloud nine. It is still a little hard to believe he is your boyfriend, but you're very grateful. What you were not so grateful for, however, is the fact that he had to leave early for an emergency mission, and you were left all alone. It did give you some time to hang out with Pepper though, since Tony was on the mission too. ''So? How was it?'' she asks when the two of you are sitting on the couch and catching up, you just told her you had sex with Bucky, and he wants to know all the details. ''Oh god, it was amazing! It was very rough and just, desperate lust at first, but once we both came it was nothing but pure love and I'm grateful for that,'' you sigh, thinking back to that faithful evening. ''I honestly forgot what it felt like to just make love to someone, to not have to worry about anything and just be wrapped up in the moment,'' you say with a big smile on your face.

''I'm glad you enjoyed it, it sounds like the perfect first time for both of you,'' she says. ''And are you together, or...?'' and you nod. ''Before we had the night of our lives he took me to dinner and he asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend and obviously, I said yes. But now he's on that mission and-'', before you could finish that thought your phone was ringing so you picked it up to see Tony is calling you. ''It's Tony...'' you say as you show Pepper and you quickly pick up. ''Tony, is everything alright? Are you hurt?'' you ask. ''I'm okay, honey, it's not me you have to worry about. Bucky got injured badly and is on his way to the Compound, so you should meet him at the hangar when the jet lands,'' he says. ''Sorry to have to tell you like this,''. ''It's okay, thank you for telling me...'' is all you say before you hang up. ''Bucky's injured,'' you say and you feel the tears creeping up again.

Not much later you're at the Compound waiting for Bucky, and you're getting impatient. Suddenly you hear the roaring engine and Steve lands the jet easily before opening the door, and you run onto it. ''Where is he?!'' you ask frantically and Steve immediately guides you to Bucky, who has a very deep cut across his chest, and his leg is in a weird angle. The super soldier serum isn't helping much with his healing, and it hurts to see him like this. ''Doll...'' is all he croaks out but you shush him. ''It's okay, I'm here. You're going to be okay,'' you say as you place a soft kiss on his head. This time it's time to take care of him, instead of the other way around and you're ready for it.

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky fanfic #bucky x y/n #bucky x female reader #bucky barnes smut

[mewi-or-lara]

I hesitated post it or not, because it's kinda not translated meme referencing one old russian tv series, but it's kinda...

Bros before hoes?? and the hoe in question is Itou

#I'm not okay after this chapter #pmk #peacemaker kurogane #todo heisuke #nagakura shinpachi #mewi draw #doodle #toudou heisuke

[covencupid]

y'all.... Y'ALL.

I have just plotted out my ghost x informant!reader fic and OOOOOH BOY the hoes gonna looooove this. and the hoes is me, maybe some of y'all but me? i will feast on the meal i prepared myself.

In short you are a bottle girl for an exclusive club run by the cartel and after being caught in the wrong place by the wrong people you are pulled into the fray of a world much darker than you imagined.

After being identified from a picture from the club you are approached by the 141 with an offer you can't refuse. This is when, my babes, you meet and almost immediately butt heads with a very distrusting Ghost.

Your contributions have proven useful to the 141 until suspicions point to you at your job. To test out their suspicions they give you faulty information that you unknowingly give the team resulting in casualties. An injured Ghost is now out for blood which leaves you in a dangerous crossroads and has your loyalties put into question.

AAaaaand then ya know mix in some "betrayal", torture, hurt/comfort, angst, hate sex (?), soft Ghost eventually, idk but you get the gist. Maybe slow burn? Slow burnish? I WILL be making shit up, I don't know shit about shit when it comes to realistic military procedures, or much of the lore because the last time I played mw2 Soap died and we had to leave no Russian.

Would anyone read this? Even if you wouldn't I'm still writing it.

#simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #simon ghost riley #simon riley x you #ghost mw2 #ghost fanfiction #ghost smut #mw2 smut #ghost mw2 smut #there's so much more details I've plotted but I don't want to give everything away