#salami gerard

[salamigerard]

ID: a screenshot of a national alert on a phone screen. the alert says "Gerard Way is a salami." End ID.

#salami gerard #gerard way #mcr #salami #my chemical romance #memes

[salemruinseverything]

HORRID that velvetysalami2 was a bot and not an mcr fan. oh the things we could've had

#salem's random thoughts #salami gerard

[hyperfixated-archivist]

This is not a haiku. 

“Martin where is my coat?” “I ate it.” 

Jon is head over heels. “Oh you~”

brekon is alive. Hope is nunja. 

Elias is in their attic, but they don’t need to know that. 

Peter is hiding behind their couch. They definitely know that but he isn’t a bother so it’s fine.

”[FARM FED HONEY] IM HOME&:&/@-!!” “OH MY GOD!” Martin is very afraid, and has stress tier listed all of the Michaels. 

Micheal Shelly is in F. Micheal Baker reigns supreme. 

Spamton is worse than worms of all variety’s. He is well aware, and makes no move to change. 

“I hunger.” Gerard Hopworth deserves a little salami as a treat. 

He gets non and dies a slow and brutal death. 

Womp womp ig. Skill issue on his part lmao.

Peter has a tumbler account. 

There are no posts, no comments, and his user is anonymous-deactivated.

(it used to be xXAriel SimpXx but he doesn’t like to talk about last week.)

Martin and Jon are hiding with him from spamton, who has claimed the admiral for himself. 

Cats are edible. If you’re brave enough. And spamton. 

Coconut Water.

#the magnus archives #tma #spamton #crack post #crack fic #oh god #fucking yikes #jon sims #martin blackwood #gay gay homosexual gay

[infectiouspiss]

gerard way is like a single slice of salami to me… small… so tasty… i eat her… gerard <3

[lokorum]

Bg3 act 1 asks

1,17

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHONESTLY at this point everyone here knows that im loko-slowko, slowpokes great grandmother, so what can i say but ₊˚⊹thank you₊˚⊹ for 1. being the sweetest bun in the world and taking your time to ask me about my silly oc!!! and 2. thank you for surviving this month or two while i was replying!!!!! I COULD SAY that i was thinking about my reply but i know better than to pretend to have a braaaaain ( o˘◡˘o)

so!! questions!!!

 tell us about your tav! name, class and subclass, race, pronouns. do you have a headcanon for where they're from? their family? are they a dark urge? or did you choose an origin character? was it an easy decision? (1)

my tav's name - isa or ise!! (with the emphasis on a\e!) 

their main class is rogue-assassin (tho they're not above unorthodox usage of salami) (in a fight!!!!!) and im still yet to try to play with amazing blood hunter mod!! (•̀ᴗ•́ )و

you can see that in game they are tiefling but thats just because for some reason this head??? this beautiful head??? can be used only on fem!tieflings!!!!!! but thankfully we're blessed with transmask top surgery mod so it just works. i think of them as of sooooomeeeekiiiind offfff elfff??? idk honestly!!! dnd races make me want to cry////////////but the vibe i was going for was "they look like they're 30 yo MAX when in actuality they like 150 ooops" 

their pronouns - they\he but! they're also mute (guess who grew up roleplaying silent-protagonists from early 2000 and cant get over it? CORVO SHOUDNT TALK BETHESDA OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????) and not very communicative so i bet no one from the party knows their pronouns.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or name ??????????????????????( l|l⚆ᗝ⚆)

hpphphph i heard people saying "you shouldn't take durge for your first playthrough" and ⚠️REVERSED PSYCHOLOGY ACTIVATED⚠️ FLASHBACKS FROM VTM WHERE EVERYONE TELLS YOU NOT TO PLAY MALKAVIAN ON THE FIRST TRY BUT OFC I DID AND I LOVED IT so yeah no regrets, best decision of 2023 right after playing deltarune (spamton fanart incomiiiiiinnnngggg)    

in short - they are from skyrim any snowy land im faerun, name of which im gonna learn when i'll finally start to gather info together phpphphph sorry!! i 100000% adamant on them traveliong A LOT, but by that i dont mean `✦ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹"5 best luxury boat tours in faerun for you and your questionably looking butler"‧₊˚✩彡 i mean..............................."youre *unexpected gerard way voice:* RAT and youre eating RATS on the boat that looks like its gonna sink. the smell of fish and seaweed is so bad you know you not gonna be able to wash it from your frozen shivering bleeding body. you hide in the boxes, in sacks, in dead people clothes, in everyone's shadows and when you're finally out - your eyes sting from the light and you cry but your cheeks are so cold you cant feel it" kinda tours? 😳🙄

17. what does your character think of withers? 

CURIOUS! isa are very curious about withers and like......they want to touch him?? to know whats up with their skin?? THEY SMELLED HIM HANNIBAL STYLE!!!! i bet they were suspiciously watching him talking with other party members in the camp, while hiding in a bush. PROBABLY WITH ASTARION THAT RAT OH MY GOSH

honestly if we could have a platonic ship with withers isa would be first in line kissing him on a cheek and taking him on a date (just so this cold-hearted sexy skeleton could dump them later saying "YOuR WheELs Of FaTe TurNEd EvEr tO thE DaRKnesS" or whatever......SO MEAN!!)

#bg3 durge #lord gortrash my beloved #yes this is my tag for bg what can i do with it #if i create another one i'll just #FORGET BOTH

[all-my-friends-are-himbos]

#screenshots #fall #viren #snapchat #salami gerard

[yourmother0000]

Salami is one of my favorite snacks

Gerard Way is one of my favorite snacks

@salamigerard it makes sense now

#salami gerard #salami #gerard way #my chem #my chemical romance #my chemical gee #bandom #emo memes #emo thoughts #emo girl #emo boy #emo kids #your mom #yourmother000 #emo music #my chemical gerard #my chemical memes

[yourfavispure]

Salami Gerard is pure

Requested by an anon

#salami #salami gerard #gerard #gerard way #gerard salami #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #pride #pure #pure pride #Favorite #your fav #yourfav #yourfaveispure #your fave is pure #yourfave #your fave #yourfavispure #your fav is pure #fav #fave

[extreme-faggotry]

@salamigerard

#salami #gerard #salami gerard

[demolitiondetective]

Is this about Gerard is a Salami Synergists Inc?

#day 32 - very few things are not about salami anymore #it's getting hard to think non-salami thoughts #salami gerard #v low effort shitpost #mcr

[yourfaveplaysanimalcrossing]

Salami Gerard plays animal crossing!

#salami gerard #animal crossing #your fave plays animal crossing #your fave #thank you anon for alerting me of their presence

[salamigerard]

Today I was getting my hair cut and I pulled up a picture to show the very nice lady cutting my hair and she looked at it and said "uh. Are you sure you're showing me the right picture" and I looked down at my phone and I was showing her this

ID: a blurry photo of gerard way screaming, blended with a salami texture. End ID.

#salami gerard #gerard way #mcr #my chemical romance #salami #shitposts

[snubton]

I’m sorry, but what in the fresh fuck is salami Gerard and why am I only hearing about it now

#salami gerard #? #mcr #gerard way #gerard #my chemical romance

[lunargrunge]

Sixteen Years Of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge // My Chemical Romance

#MCR #my chemical romance #my chem frank #my chemical mikey #my chem gerard #my chem ray #three cheers for sweet revenge #three cheers era #mcr return #frerard #helena #im not okay #gerard way #mcr gerard #gerard wheat #salami gerard #frank iero #ray toro #mikey way #mcrmy #mcr reunion #mcrx army #alternative music #alternative #anneversary #2004 #music #emo bands #emo trinity #emo

[infectiouspiss]

guy who calmed down from an autistic meltdown with the power of salami and gerard way

[salemruinseverything]

@salamigerard here! I saw you in my notes and I accidentally misread your @ as salamiruinseverything and I was concerned that one of my salami posts caused you to make a hate blog. Just thought I'd share. Have a great day/night!

oh my fucking gods-

jfbavavsbd NO I LOVE SALAMI GERARD

AND YOUR BLOG

#salem answers a question #salami gerard