today's purple album of the day is: Cut by the Slits!
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"Does your muse have escapist tendencies?"
Oh yes, he does. Poor sod needs an out every now and again. He can be found talking to himself pretty often because he has several imaginary friends he has lengthy discussions with, for example.
"Does your muse have any guilty pleasures or hobbies that make them embarrassed?"
He likes eavesdropping on people for gossip, and... Not to get too nsfw here but there's more to his willingness to duel anyone who jumps the balcony than a sense of duty. He's got some kinks. He has a few other hobbies but none that'd make him hang his head in shame
"Does your muse believe in true love, or love at all?"
He didn't until very recently. Until a certain sorceress came along he believed himself destined for loneliness.
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How does a Pokemon breed and produce an egg? I heard that the non-explicit way is to exchange each other's Aura and concentrate into forming an egg.
Uhm. We. Uhm. Don't really. Have that. Here.
You see. When two pokemon like each other VERY much...
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sucking blood, just a tiny bit
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WIFEY. | EPISODE FIVE (5.2)
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(transcript below)
[R&B PLAYING, SOUNDS OF A BUSY STRIP CLUB]
[LENA IS YANKED BACK BY HER JACKET]
(LENA): What the fu-
[THE HEEL OF A BOOT SWIFTLY CONNECTS WITH HER JAW, LENA FALLS TO THE FLOOR]
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saints row headcanons with these dorks
Matt Miller:
he convinces you to watch nyteblade with him and you ironically love it, almost as much as him
and yes, you call him nyteblade in bed... i mean, how could you resist? look at that face
he enjoys to dress you up in his clothes, do your nails, and make you like a clone of him but much more sexier
lots of cuddles and kisses
not to be nsfw but this man is kinky but very shy when it comes to it
Johnny Gat:
he's hard-headed when it comes to love
he just wants to feel needed. after losing aisha, he never thought he'd have another love in his life so you appearing in his life... really changed his life
kissing and he enjoys spooning you <3
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A late day 4 (in sickness and in health) and an on time day five (supernatural) David is a werewolf and Hal is a hulder idk why just felt like it
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*Texting Jan*
Nace:I gave you a boner,don't ignore me.
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