#she's a maine coon so she can be a Big Kitty

[razmerry]

can the mediator of vengeanceclan really fall in love with a kittypet?...

#my art #jack of hearts #she hulk #jack hart #jennifer walters #warriors au #sensational she hulk #marvel #this was a break from studying and i was like well. might as well be insane #i would do a human piece i have planned but jack's dumbass armor would take too long to draw... so Kity it is #also i love using tags because it's lore time. #jen is a warrior of vengeanceclan (tha avengers) specifically a mediator #cuz it's like the equivalent of a lawyer! and i think that aspect is more interesting to capture than her superhero stuff #but ofc she still kicks ass. she must #she's a maine coon so she can be a Big Kitty #jack is a half-caracal bc he's half alien and i wanted him to be half another cat species but not one that's too diff from domestic cats #it was harder for me to adapt his themes though bc there's not a great equivalent for uh. nuclear reactor powers #but yknow what is a theme of his! isolation! and so he's a kittypet and out of place in vengeanceclan :) #yea i'm really normal rn thanks for asking

[spinningalbinoturtle]

Lotr characters and their dogs (and other pets)

Frodo

Canonically not a dog person but also just has cat person vibes

He has two cats one of them is a chubby gray kitty named Luthien and she is incredibly spoiled. A birthday present from Bilbo

His other cat is a stray who hates everyone but Frodo- its super scrangly and Sam calls it Gollum and it stuck

After the Quest Frodo gets a little beagle service dog that helps him with PTSD and other medical stuff

Sam

Pre Quest had an old basset hound named Fingon. His dad said they didn’t have room for it but Sam insisted on feeding it and when he moved in with Frodo it came along.

Post quest he has a border collie named Ellie (short for Galadriel) who helps him replant the shire

He also keeps chickens at Bag End and spoils them a bit. They are just for eggs

Also has a little dairy cow for fresh milk. Her name is Bell after his mom

Merry

The Brandybucks have a pack of mastiffs and they love Merry. Frodo is terrified of them

They also have several feral maine coones that lounge around their manor and also love Merry but hate everyone else

Has a full size horse post quest which he is very proud of and scares the other hobbits. Its name is Theoden

Pippin

Lets be honest with ourselves Pippin has a lab who has the exact same personality as him and they go everywhere together. Its name is something really basic like Buddy

He also keeps turtles and has a whole menagerie for them. They’re all named after different foods

Aragorn

Aragorn has a husky/malamute that he found on his travels north. He howls back and forth with it and is convinced he can understand it. When he becomes king it sits at the foot of his throne and occasionally will randomly howl in the middle of a meeting.

Horse girl all the way. Brego is his bestie. Man takes excellent care of his horse and buys all kinds of extraneous shit for it.

Boromir

Denethor has a pack of vicious looking dogs but Boromir has a Dalmatian that loves him so much

Faramir adopts it for a while after Boromir dies but Faramir is much more of a cat person, so ultimately its adopted by Aragorn and becomes mates with his husky. The puppies go to his and Arwens kids

Legolas

This could go one of two ways-either he has a super graceful hunting dog like a greyhound or whippet or he has a little pomeranian he dresses up and treats like a baby

He has tried to domesticate the spiders with little success maybe because he’s also killed a lot of them

Gimli

Gimli is a terrier person. He has a little Scottish terrier who sits on his lap all the time when he’s working. Gimli made it a little sweater and it hates Legolas (its jealous of Legolas stealing Gimli’s attention).

He also keeps canaries and they are very well cared for and all have names and he’s the only one who can tell them apart

Eowyn

Has a massive Rottweiler who is super intimidating to everyone except Eowyn. It has bitten Grima multiple times. Around Eowyn it acts like a little puppy.

She also loves her horse as all Rohirrim do.

I could also see her as raising ferrets or chinchilas as well

Faramir

Firmly a cat person

Doesn’t mind dogs but vastly prefers cats

Has six of them and they’re all rescues. Their names are : Mithrandir, Radagast, Varda, Melian, Beren, and Pippin.

Eowyn indulges her crazy cat husband even when their house is overrun with kittens

Arwen

Also firmly a cat person

She’s fine Aragorn’s dog but that’s just cause its well trained

Usually just has one or two cats at a time. They’re a special breed from Lothlorien and they’re really beautiful. They like to sit on her lap and purr. They’re also vicious mousers.

Eomer

Has a big great dane who hangs out in Edoras. Its super sweet and dorky. Everyone loves it.

#lotr #frodo baggins #eowyn #aragorn #sam gamgee #merry brandybuck #boromir #legolas #pippin took #samfro #arwen undomiel #gimli #faramir

[yuckydraws]

For the boys with pets (was mainly thinking of boss)

Pet is suddenly obsessed with s/o, no one can touch s/o without being bitten (except for skelly) if s/o leaves the room pet follow, and if they cant will scream so loud

S/o is pregnant but the pet is first to notice

So, the only issue with this is that monsters are usually able to smell the hormonal change within their partners when they become pregnant and intent is everything with magic and there isn't really a way for a human-monster relationship to have an accidental pregnancy.

So, the surprise aspect of the pet knowing before anyone else couldn't really happen, but their sudden change in behavior because of the pregnancy definitely could.

Boss has two kitties, Beans and Doomfanger.

Beans - who is usually an unbothered old man that just kind of ignores you - would be a quiet protector, always hanging around and clinging to you. It's cute... until he bites Red's ankles for patting you on the shoulder, or claws at Papyrus for giving you a hug. You quickly learn that it's not really that cute, especially since Beans is a big ol' Maine Coon that can cause some decent harm.

Doomfanger - who's usually a sweet lil gal, if not a bit mischievous in her young age - is just as clingy, but she's the one who will wail when you leave a room and hiss at anyone who gets too close to you.

All in all... you have quite the issue on your hands and all you can do is hope that they calm down the further into your pregnancy that you get.

#anon #yucky answers #yucky writes #headcannons #yucky yaks #undertale #underfell #uf papyrus #boss #beans #doomfanger #the kitties

[jessicalprice]

Gus

So to understand Gus’s role in my household, you have to understand my other cats. 

This is Lucy:

She was a tiny little shelter kitty when I adopted her, and it very quickly became apparent (this was in the before times, when I went to an office every day) that she could not be an only cat, because she was deeply sad and anxious being left home alone all day.

So I adopted a kitty she had been fostered with, who’d been kind of the big sister to the other foster kitties. Molly was very maternal, and helped my small orange fluffhead with navigating life.

Molly died from cancer when Lucy was 9. 

Lucy was pretty distraught. She stopped eating and spent her time wandering the apartment, searching and calling for Molly.

So I decided she needed a little brother (I wasn’t going to try to replace her big sister). A big, sweet, silly teddy bear of a little brother who’d keep her busy. Up until that point, I’d assumed all my kitties for the rest of my life would be shelter cats, but in this case I needed a pretty specific temperament, so I went to a Maine Coon breeder who focused primarily on temperament rather than size or coat patterns. 

And that was how I got Max. 

Lucy was very “thanks, I hate it,” at first, but she was annoyed, and annoyed is better than grieving yourself to death. And she comforted him when he would get scared the same way Molly had comforted her, and heaved a lot of big resigned sighs, and let him cuddle with her as long as he bathed first. 

So just as we were going into pandemic lockdown, I moved in with a dear friend, into her tiny rental house with a beautiful fenced in backyard and her two dogs and her cat. 

Lucy pretended to hate it (although she adored my friend), but Max was the happiest he had ever been, and probably the happiest he will ever be. He had a giant dog bro-friend, and my friend’s kitty was the cool older girl he had a little-boy crush on, and her elderly chihuahua was the matriarch of the household whose approval he desperately wanted but whose food he felt compelled to steal. He had a safe little Eden to explore with his friends. And he had two moms!

It was a pretty great year and a half for both of us, but I think I can safely say that it was absolute bliss for Max. 

And then I bought a house and we moved out. 

And Max spent several weeks in my closet, with his face to the wall, all day. He’d come down at night and eat, but he was obviously, manifestly depressed and grieving the loss of all his friends.

And then my housemates moved in, with their 18-month old boy kitty, and Max came out of his closet and was pretty happy again. They weren’t intending to stay long, though.

I knew Lucy and I weren’t enough for him. His ideal world is probably a commune with like at least 5 or 6 other people and 20 dogs and a whole bunch of cats (he LOVED fostering kittens when we were living with my friend) and probably some chickens and goats and maybe a pony. He has a lot of love in him and it’s more than Lucy, who’s a senior kitty, and I can satisfy.

When he’s lonely, he starts bothering Lucy a lot to play with him or cuddle him when she wants to sleep.

So I adopted Gus, Max’s cousin, who was about 18 months younger than Max. 

The thing I didn’t know when I arranged to adopt him was that during the pandemic, the breeder sold a lot fewer cats than usual, so she ended up with a house full of Maine Coons. She admitted to me that she didn’t have time to pay as much attention to the older kittens because she was focusing on the younger ones.

Gus’s siblings had all been adopted, so he was the only one left from his litter.

And it became apparent that he had been DESPERATE to be adopted, or at least to have SOMEONE pay attention to him.

Picture the little boy at the orphanage carefully making sure he is perfectly dressed every day and talking to himself in the mirror all gosh darnit, you are smart and you are handsome and you are HIGHLY ADOPTABLE and today is going to be the day. 

He had the most profound Polite Little Chap energy you’ve ever seen.

He was perfectly behaved for the entire five-hour drive back from the breeder’s, and then I put him in the guest room and gave him an hour to get used to the room and decompress, then went in there. 

Video here.

He was not sure if this was for real, or forever, but he was determined to make a good impression and not put a foot wrong and prove he was HIGHLY ADOPTABLE gosh darnit. 

Is this string for me? Do you want to play? Let me show you how good I am at playing! I can play very dramatically but will never, ever claw you! May I touch you? May I rest my head on your knee? Is this okay? May I headbutt you? 

He was so desperate to prove he was a Good Boy and I kept trying to communicate to him that he didn’t have to prove anything, I had already adopted him. 

If I looked at him, like at all, he would start treading the floor and purring.

I had planned to give him 3-5 days of adjustment time in the guest room, and in the house when Lucy and Max were locked up, before introducing him to Max, but Max was being all MAX WILL LITERALLY DIE IF HE DOESN’T GET TO MEET THE BABY and Gus was purring and headbutting the door, so I let them meet on Day 2. 

There were maybe 20 seconds of hissing and then they were best friends.

Growing up with like 30 other Maine Coons had given Gus pretty exquisite cat social skills, so he won cranky, suspicious Lucy over with shocking quickness.

He decided his goal in life was to be everyone and everything’s support animal, including machines like the dishwasher. Sometimes it makes a squeaking noise when it changes cycles and he always goes running over and puts a paw on it and makes encouraging chirps, like you’ve got this, friend, you can do it!

Anyway, the moral of this story is that every other cat I have acquired has, in some way, been for the benefit of Lucy and I hope she appreciates that. 

#cats #my cats #cat pics #cw: animal death #cat pics 4 the soul #cat photos #gus #max #lucy #molly

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

after the riddlers with dogs ask, i gotta know..what about cats?

"Riddlers with Cats" Riddler Party Ask

Sorry this took a second I am BUSY this month. Life kicks fucking hard but we gotta kick harder right? Time for some CATS.

TW: mentions of animal abuse

Gotham

Cornish rex mix, baby! HUGE yellow eyes and big old ears. Kind of freaky looking but Edward is in love from the moment he lays eyes on the creature. She is his baby now. She has a soft thin layer of fur that's typical for the breed and he swears it feels like lambs wool. Then he finds out she's a bonded pair with her litter brother...

Gidget and Gadget are their names and causing chaos to Edward's life is their game. Gadget, the male, isn't nearly as strange looking as his sister but still has huge ears and patchier fur. He tends to be the more shy, neurotic one but Gidget wants to get into everything and see everything. She scared the bejeesus out of Oswald when he first came over post-adoption because she practically jumped onto his shoulders from the dark.

Gidget is a shoulder kitty. She especially loves Edward's shoulders because he's so tall. She can see everything up here! If he's too focused on work and she's up there, she'll rub her fact all over his cheek to remind him he needs to pet her. Gadget is "I'll lay next to you and you can pet me but if it's too much then I'll leave" kind of cuddler. Wants to be right up next to your leg but not in your lap.

So much kitty fashion, especially once Gotham winter sets in. It just gets that touch too cold for their thinner coats and it just happens to be a bonus that he can dress them up. That plus a special cat cave he bought for them with a safe heated blanket and they are set. He loves looking over at them and seeing them all bundled up and sleepy with one another.

BTAS

Similar to the dog scenario, he went to the shelter to get a companion after trying to go straight. He felt... a strange disappointment looking at all the really young kittens jumping around. Too much energy for him at this stage- And a touch too high maintenance. He searches until he finds a long timer, returned at least twice because the cat's been through it. Some kind of Maine Coon mix missing an eye, multiple scars and a botched ear tip from when he was thought to be feral.

He names the cat Hannibal after the famous Carthaginian general because of his old battle scars. Hannibal is cat aggressive, dog aggressive and only marginally tolerates people. He also hides under the bed for the first week he's at Edward's place. In truth, he's not that old, just been in rougher areas of Gotham where people are mean and it's survival of the fittest for strays.

In truth, this is fine with him. He knows what it's like to be wary of others and being a bit beaten up. So he bides his time. Feeds Hannibal on the floor at the edge of the bed. Slowly moves in for pets until Hannibal closes his eyes and accepts it. One night he's late coming home due to nefarious plotting and Hannibal is at the door, softly meowing at him as if to scold and trying to grab his arm for pets.

Edward ends up building one of those complex platform systems around his home for enrichment for Hannibal. Hannibal immediately starts using it so he can try to grab at Edward when he passes and has even managed to knock his hat off a couple times, the fiend.

Sometimes Edward has nightmares that he's being smothered to death. Then he wakes up and it's Hannibal bread-loafing dead asleep on top of his chest.

60s

Siamese mix that he got from Catwoman. At first he was just going to look after it for her while after she was arrested but when she got out she saw how insanely attached the cat was. So she got to stay with Edward. Her name is Lola and she's in love with the quirky man. The song from Damn Yankees comes to mind for him. She was nice to Selina, a darling cat, but Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets and she wants Edward. That is her person.

It's a good thing Edward has no intention of getting another animal because she is fiercely jealous. Yells at him in this loud high pitched tone when she's not getting enough attention. Then almost burrows into his hand like he can't pet her hard enough. Loves sleeping on his written plans and blueprints, to his chagrin.

She WAS an indoor/outdoor cat until she came home with an injury from another animal and he realized the world outside was a little too rough for his darling Lola. She is more than fine with this because it means more Dad time. And more bed and couch time. She gives wicked side eye to any goon that tries to get her to move from a good spot.

When she sees him after a while of being apart her tail violently shakes and quivers which he was worried was a health concern. Nope. Just means she's VERY happy to see him.

If he really gets into a giggle fit she'll start yowling to join him. It's actually very cute, she just wants to be included 10/10. Unfortunately sometimes this just makes him laugh even harder until he's about to pass out.

Zero Year

He has a slutty, slutty ragdoll he got from a breeder because A) He wanted a fancy breed and B) this man is in such desperate need of affection and validation that when she flopped into his lap and arms, she also flopped directly into his cardiac muscles. He names her Helen after Helen of Troy given her beauty. She has a special formulated diet he gets from bougie pet stores, way too expensive.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid. Once pressed her forehead to the window after he cleaned it and he got worried something was wrong. She was just trying to go through the window. Once he ran to the bathroom because she was screaming and he found she had climbed onto the shower railing and couldn't get herself back down. Shoves her head under the sink sideways but doesn't understand why the water is streaming away off her face and not in her mouth.

Helen loves to interrupt his evil villain monologueing via stream by showing up in front of the screen and flopping over his arm with a head empty look on her face. It's really difficult to be intimidating and showing off when you just have a baby going =A= and begging for pets. He's tried shutting her out of the room but then she just cries loudly at the door until he lets her back in.

He loves to have her in his lap and he just buries his face into her tummy. It's like the softest pillow you've ever felt in your life. She has the deepest loudest purr when he does this which just spurs him on to continue being a dork about it.

Zero sense of stranger danger. Batman could walk in at any point and she'd walk over to flop at his feet for pets. Edward hates this.

Arkham

It's... a tabby. That's not actually a breed, mind you, it's the fur coloring but he's got no idea what it's pedigree is so it's a tabby. It was too weak, too scrawny when he first found it. The fact it came up to him showed how desperate it was for care which he begrudgingly gave. Then it purred and caught a rat that had been plaguing his workshop. Fine. You can stay.

And so let him be known as Orion, the great hunter in the stars! Eh, clever, right? Orion makes himself at home and comes to adore Edward- no one else. Anyone comes by and he's either hissing or growling. Edward jokes that it's not just the rat pests he keeps away. He builds a cat tree and platforms as a sort of reward for his friend.

Sometimes his lab is filled with loud cursing because Orion decided everything on the table needed to go. He stretches and suddenly there's a flurry of wrenches falling to the floor. It's absolutely the thing Edward dislikes most about the cat. Though, really, he should be happy Orion hasn't decided to try and eat some of those yummy small screws he keeps lying around with no care.

When it's just the two of them and he can see the stars through a window or a computer camera, he'll pull Orion into his lap and quietly tell him that's where he's from. It's a silly little thing, but almost everyone does silly things when they're alone with their animals. Orion purrs feeling Edward's gloves over his body. Loves the soft pressure.

When he falls asleep at the table, Orion licks his face until he wakes up. No one can figure out if Orion is just checking to see if he can eat Edward or he's genuinely concerned for his owner sleeping in a weird place. Edward votes on the first scenario.

Telltale

Selina insisted that he needed some kind of companionship after everything that happened to him. While he scoffs this off, he accepts the tiny wriggling little creature she brings to him. She says it's a stray she found. No idea what breed but it's a tortoiseshell coloring. Yes, she did this intentionally if you know anything about torties.

Selina also informed him she already came with a name unless he wanted to change it. He left it alone. Delilah it is. Sweet, quirky Delilah. Even from a young age, she lets the old man know she's a little bit sassy and not afraid of him despite their great size difference. Very vocal when he's doing things she doesn't like such as using the vacuum cleaner.

He likes booping her nose to irritate her, just a little. Antagonize her to puffing up and nibbling on his skin. She doesn't bite although he knows she could easily tear him open and has on occasion with her claws. Usually an accident but sometimes she's overtaken by the spice in her soul.

She likes jumping onto the bed when he tries to make it and simply rolls over onto her back when he tries to scold her. Never touch her stomach, it is in fact a trap. She knows this, Edward knows this after once or twice of falling for it. He pretends that never happened.

She dislikes being picked up but will allow him to move her when she's somewhere she's not supposed to be. For the most part she stays off of tables and furniture since he doesn't like animals up on there, but she will not allow him to kick her off the bed. This is her bed, his room is her room, any argument on that end will result in a lot of annoyed meowing and batting.

2022 Riddler

He got a little black cat he found on the street after saving it from assholes in an alleyway. They were hurting him- her? him. Edward rushed it to a local emergency vet and waited for hours with the little guy. A large portion of the tail had to be removed and the vet asked Edward if he'd rather put the cat down- Which Edward vehemently denied. Sure he didn't have a lot of funds but...

So he's got a cat with a nub for a tail. One of the nurses calls the cat a sweet little Biscuit and that's what Edward ends up calling him. Originally he was going to name the cat Ramanujan after Srinivasa Ramanujan the mathematician but then he'd have to constantly explain to the idiots around him about conjectures and the significance of his equations. Biscuit is fine.

Biscuit is an expert at making biscuits, mostly kneading into Edward's face late at night when he's trying to sleep. Or his chest. Surprisingly it helps to ease his restless mind to something of peace. He'll actually get a few hours when the cat purrs and massages him to rest.

Biscuit is pretty quiet other than the purring. He almost never meows, something Edward suspects is a result from having to hide so often. He knows the feeling. He was worried Biscuit would potentially hunt or try to hurt his rats but the cat just likes to lay next to the cage and purr. A strange reaction of a creature that used to have to hunt them for survival.

Biscuit just wants to be loved and love other living things. Edward almost envies how forgiving and peaceful the cat is. If only he could curtail his own rage the same way.

#gotham riddler #btas riddler #60s riddler #arkham riddler #zero year riddler #telltale riddler #2022 riddler #riddler #foxwriting #riddler party

[aquariumgirls]

ok so i have an idea for a fic/series abt the turtles revealing themselves to the public and becoming new most beloved heroes n shit BUT. its also gonna be set in 2023 (current year) and so im getting some hesdcanons written down basically.

STARTING W BIG RAPHIE!

- raph is 20, has been on hrt for 5 years and works at a daycare in the hidden city ^_^ (donnie synthesized it bc they do that for leos hormones and their own as well)

- shes very shy going outside at first bc shes big (over 8ft tall!!) amd spiky but everyone sees her as the big softy she is immediately :] and well. if anyone says anything bad abt her theyll have to deal w her three menaces of little siblings

- she has a hello kitty tattoo on her forearm

- princess peach is her biggest style inspiration! she mends and hems her own clothes to fit around her shell and knits sweaters every winter and donates them to clothing drives

- cried at the amount of people who said "hi barbie!" to her both before and after seeing the barbie movie

- infiltrates leos twitter lives to pick him up by the scruff of his neck to make him go to bed and people go absolutely nutty abt it (basically: OMG SHES SCRUFFING HIM LIKE A KITTEN, LMAOO GET SCRUFFED IDIOT, LOVE HOW SHE TREATS HER SIBLINGS LIKE UNRULY CATS)

- diagnosed Big Dog Energy by twitter

- does makeup asmr lives on twitter and youtube bc people tell her that her voice is nice

- most active on her youtube channel which is mostly her annoying her little siblings (in her words: they've been annoying me for my whole life, time for payback)

- theres a meme of her standing in donnies doorway menacingly. she's holding a blanket. the caption was "im going to get burrito'd someone write my obituary"

- posts pictures of their siblings when they've been burrito'd. even april isn't safe

- one time april stole raphs phone and showed a photo of raph burrito'd instead

- pinned tweet is her crying over a nearly 7ft tall teddy bear plushie someone gave to her as a thanks for saving the world

- she has a custom build a bear

- fosters puppies and kittens frequently! has two foster fails. one is a greyhound named alice who she raised from a bottle baby, and another is a gigantic maine coon named ghost bc he's all white and blind. ghost wraps himself around her neck like a living fur scarf. the cat is absolutely massive btw stretched out heslike half her size

NEXT IS...NEON LEON

- leo is 19 and shooting up like a weed (7ft 2)

- frequently uses mikey and donnie as armrests to be annoying (donnie will bite him. leo is undeterred)

- has a sick ass bionic arm courtesy of donnie! always makes arm and a leg jokes w donnie bc theyre both menaces

- works at run of the mill :] may or may not have a crush on a certain bunny waiter...

- is actually very good at customer service

- is the second most active online, and the most open w his face and being seen in public! cried when a kid said that he was their hero and is haunted by the videos of it

- tried to steal a duck in broad daylight.

- dresses like a modern eboy sorry.

- has (almost) as many piercings as donnie! almost. doesn't have snakebites, but has a septum piercing, eyebrow piercing and hangs little earrings and general things from his mask tails!

- every time hes in the background of a video, he default dances. it doesn't matter where he is, whos recording, he *knows*. its become a meme

- casually refers to cj (who is 17, almost 18) as his son. refuses to elaborate

- can be found basking in central park when its sunny enough, usually alongside mikey

- loves to say "me n donnie are actually identical twins you just can't tell bc we're turtles"

- has a yt channel where he covers songs, usually glam rock

NEXT................DONATELLO W A BOOK IN THEIR HAND

- 19 like leo (04 babies RIIIIIIIISE)

- scarcely goes outside in the daytime but when they do they're usually in the most extra outfits they have. ("if i have to be forced into the sun, i may as well dazzle!)

- people kept asking them if they went to barbie or oppenheimer. they went to barbie, duh?

- has so. many. piercings. snakebites, septum, bridge, cheek piercings, eyebrow. half their face is metal

- unsuprisingly modern cybergoth.

- wardrobe is either black clothes or purple clothes.

- genius built is an actual fully fledged company now, and they are very proud! and also they make a lot of money. (they donate most of it to charity, because eat the rich)

- is the frequent victim of 0.5 pictures bc of their snoot

- has a joke asmr channel (plague doctor tells you that you're dying asmr, carpenter finds bees in your walls asmr, sickly victorian child begs you for money asmr)

- is Tall. they seem much taller bc theyre lanky as hell (6ft 7)

- frequently speaks at colleges, except when people hear that purple is speaking at their college they dont expect a Goth As Hell Turtle with a snoot to rival a borzoi. most people guess their aesthetic incorrectly and donnie thinks its hilarious

- there are compilations of them smiling/laughing over the internet. the most common one is them laughing so hard they can barely breathe after someone called leo "lame-o-nerdo"

- is most frequently spotted at the local target. they like trinkets

- one time a guy tried to flirt w them and they politely redirected him towards leo

- came out very nonchalantly on a live. donnie was texting someone in the bg of one of leos lives and the chat kept asking omg what r they smiling at!! and they looked up and said "my girlfriend duh" and when people started saying YOU LIKE GIRLS??? they started directly into the camera w a vaguely confused expression for 10 seconds straight before saying "of course i like girls??? im a lesbian??" and three echoing voices shouted "I THOUGHT YOU WERE AMERICAN"

- the clip went viral. obviously.

- theres a clip of donnie biting an entire watermelon and it exploding

- is actually very open to taking photos w people ^_^ loves it when kids come up to them and say they look cool/shiny. never fails to make them cry

LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST.......MIKEYYYYY

- 18! though he doesn't really care bc its not like he can vote anyways

- puts graffiti up on the weirdest places

- accidentally mentioned knowing rupert swaggart on twitter. also accidentally revealed that his dad is lou jitsu which made splinter get a twitter

- has a tattoo sleeve in progress that works around his mystic scarring and also sketched out hamato clan tattoos for his entire family which they then all got

- suprisingly has less tattoos than leo. but unsuprisingly less than donnie, who went absolutely batshit.

- favorite tattoo is his tattoo of karai on his shoulder

- apprentice tattoo artist in the hidden city, also made his own hot sauce (and was the first turtle to go on hot ones. never broke a sweat ofc unlike raph who almost immediately started crying from the spice)

- was dared by leo to scream "IM MAKING FUCKINH MACKING CHEESE IN THE MICHEAL WAVE" from a rooftop. he did it, recorded it, and pinned it on twitter

- lethal puppy eyes can and will be used on anyone and everyone. its how he gets away w so much

- small still (5'11)

- sometimes shows up on leos song cover channel along w donnie

- posts recipes on twitter and instagram

- instagram is literally just pictures of food

- loves to go sunbathing and will sit in a quiet park for hours

- ate an entire orange, peel and all, in front of st least 12 children as a dare

- no piercings but has silly bandz hooked onto his mask

- visits local art colleges frequently

- showed up on donnies joke asmr channel (the video was my little brother reads an entire cookbook front to back while i lay dead on the floor. raphs cat decided to start kneading donnies shell halfway in and then promptly loafed on them for the rest of the video while mikey tried very hard not to laugh)

- met beyoncé. cried.

GROUP HCS.

- leo and donnie will take off their respective prosthetics as jokes often. leo will offer someone a hand and detach his arm. donnie has thrown their leg at people. more than once. theres compilations of it. theres an unexplained no context video on leos twitter of donnie in the living room, detaching their leg, opening a hidden compartment and then proceeding to shake out nearly a thousand fake plastic spiders along with a truly uncountable amount of batteries. the video ends with donnie snapping their head towards the camera and shouting "DON'T REVEAL MY SECRETS DIPSHIT" before lunging at leo

- theres multiple videos of the disaster twins being a disaster as raph slowly approaches from behind them, scruffs them like cats and then flings them over her shoulder like particularly unruly sacks of flour. theres also compilations of her holding her siblings under their arms like cats. donnie seems to be the most receptive to it, bc they could be angrily ranting snd then raph picks them up and they just. dangle. pupils dilated and content to be carried off.

- theres a video of raph gnawing on an impressively large tree branch in the woods, illumimated only by a phone flash. she looks almost guilty in it.

- mikey took a video of his three aquatic siblings in the rain and titled it "turtle zoomies"

the video shows raph contentedly soaking in the rain, tail swishing in a particularly deep puddle. leo and donnie are chasing each other at inhuman speeds while chirping. raph looks at the camera and smiles before donnie runs into her, to which she then decides it's time for cuddles. leo runs at the camera and the video ends.

- donnie showed up on leos song cover channel and covered both world is mine (obviously) but also to the hellfire by lorna shore, metal screams and all. people have begged them to make their own song cover channel but they just said "why make my own when i can just steal my brothers?"

- the turtles accidentally revealed having mafia ties ala big mama ("oh yeah we have a mom too! not by birth though. big mama!" "THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE SPIDER MAFIA??" "the WHAT.")

SORRY THIS IS REALKY LONG

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt hc #rottmnt hc #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles #long post #postings #raphael hamato #leonardo hamato #donatello hamato #michelangelo hamato #rise raph #rise leo #rise donnie #rise mikey

[kindheart525]

Which characters in the Auraverse and Thirdverse have pets?

I thought this was such a fun question that I decided to draw out my answers! Right now I’m only answering for the Auraverse because there are a lot just for that ng, and thus it might be less overwhelming to show the Thirdverse pets in a separate post.

1, 2, and 3. Each of the ColorOak sisters has their own cat, and they reflect just how different (and alike!) the sisters are. Red Cedar has a big, fluffy Maine Coon named Mint Bliss. He is just as majestic and noble in attitude as Cedar likes to imagine his namesake is, and his name reflects her strong grounding in her own faith.  In sharp contrast, Blue Velvet has a hairless Sphinx cat named Velour, to go with her own name. This kitty is spoiled rotten and put in all kinds of outfits for aesthetic photos (which she accepts; Blue wouldn’t make her do it if she fought against it). I mustn’t forget her little corn snake Precious either, who has become Velour’s best friend. Velour loves to chill out with Precious wrapped around her like a sweater as if it’s the height of luxury. Much like her own position between her two sisters, Violet’s kitten is a middle ground between the other two cats in being a regular domestic shorthair. As a black cat, often thought of as a harbinger of bad luck, he was the last in his litter to get adopted. But Violet took one look at him and fell in love, naming him Maestro to reflect the kind of greatness she saw in him. He’s also registered as her emotional support animal to help with her anxiety, and he is very good at doing so.

4. Varmint Venom works with snakes of all shapes and sizes for a living, but only two of them permanently belong to her. You’ve met them before, but here we have Bartholomew (green) and Brenda (brown). Brenda is a real escape artist, never able to be left alone unsupervised even when she’s sealed in a tank. Bartholomew can be a feisty one, always watching for potential prey and flicking his tongue in anticipation, but Varmint knows just how to keep him tame and happy, being the snake whisperer she is.

5. After getting her career back on track, River Morganite eventually gets to a place where she can relax and pursue other interests, which includes adopting a macaw for companionship. Her name is Regina, which is short for Princess Regina Pluma Corona the First. She’s not quite as much of a diva as her name would suggest, as blue and gold macaws are known for being quite sociable. But she still wants to be the center of attention at all times, which is fine by River as they make quite a fabulous pair. She loves letting Regina perch upon her horns like she’s her crown…but she may have also accidentally taught her some curse words. Bloody hell.

6. Due to a mispronounced chant during one of her witch coven’s biweekly meetings, Milkweed has found herself the “mommy” of a giant, carnivorous plant that was once naught but a tiny sprout. When she tried to make the plant grow she didn’t expect it to grow this big, but she doesn’t regret this mistake one bit. Itsy Bitsy is as sweet as can be…to her at least, and to those that she has made clear she trusts. She wouldn’t let him hurt a fly though…I mean a pony, because he does eat flies. She loves to sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider song to him while feeding him spiders, flies, and other bugs and small critters, as their special nightly tradition.

7. Eclipse’s best friend is a little hermit crab named Io, named after one of Jupiter’s moons but much preferring to hide from the great big universe around him. A feeling Eclipse can relate to all too well. They feel like the little crab understands them in this way and that brings them comfort. When they talk to Io about their day to get stuff off their chest, he just sits there with his cute little claws folded and listens, which is all Eclipse could ask for sometimes.

8. While not one individual pet, Snowcone is a friend of the butterflies, having started raising them as a form of therapy. It brings her great joy and comfort to be part of something bigger in contributing to the health of butterfly populations, but she also loves to watch them flutter around in freedom and peace for the sake of each individual. Glasswing butterflies are her favorite, looking so delicate yet being some of the most beautiful of all!

9. Rosemary has an ant farm! When she’s not out playing with Sandpiper, or visiting her grandparents and cousins, she loves nothing more than to sit down and watch her ants roam around, sometimes for hours. It’s so fun to see the inner workings of their lives in such a small box, and it’s a quiet activity that she sometimes prefers over the constant activity of family time.

10. Also not really a pet, but Amour Étreinte really has a charm with the birds and other woodland creatures! Almost everywhere she goes at least a few of them are following her, even in the Crystal Empire which doesn’t have any real forests. And every note she sings has the birds tweeting along in perfect tune. There’s something absolutely magical to it, a surprise and delight to many even in a world where magic is the norm. She’s a true Disneigh Princess!

11. Duchess Daisy Lace Raspberry III is the only dog who has ever been worthy of Best in Show, and anypony who even dares suggest otherwise is a jealous, vindictive bitch. She’s Southern Belle’s pride and joy but everypony else’s nightmare, with a nasty bark AND bite and a trail of slobber following her almost everywhere except when she has to look nice for the cameras. Even other dogs whine and cower in her presence. But Southern Belle is fine with that, in fact she’s downright proud of her dog’s reputation. That only means she’s the best of the best, just like her owner.

12. One might think that a high-society, somewhat snooty filly like Ingenue would have a sharp distaste for rodents, but that couldn’t be further from the truth when it comes to rats. They’re very clean, sociable and intelligent animals and she sees through all the myths that suggest they aren’t. She even has three of her own, a trio of sisters named Dolly, Dora, and Donna. Yes they look kind of alike, and yes their names are remarkably similar, but Ingenue will still get extremely insulted if you dare get them confused. If anything, their little tutus should be a dead giveaway to their individuality (and their owner’s fashion taste). 

13. If anyone would be the type to have a spoiled little dog who’s literally ancient and racks up thousands of bits in vet bills, it would be Saltwater Taffy. Little Gumdrop has hardly taken a single step outside of her purse in his 21 years of life because Taffy wouldn’t dare make him get his tender little paws dirty. Nor has he eaten a single bite of brand-name dog food because he deserves much better than that. (I’m exaggerating with the walking bit, he does get adequate exercise and is legitimately well taken care of despite also being coddled.) If Taffy dares leave him to fend for himself alone in her big, lavish castle, even for 10 minutes, he is absolutely beside himself. And in true Taffy fashion she enables all of it.  But the arrival of her daughter meant welcoming another new furry friend to the family. For Spring Palooza was born with some disabilities that required more assistance with mobility and pain management to help her achieve her best life, assistance which could be best provided by a service dog. Enter Jellybean, the slobbery, constantly-shedding, yet eternally easygoing Saint Bernard tasked with meeting Pally’s caretaking needs. Taffy didn’t expect to be the owner of a dog like this after choosing such a tiny, prissy little creature for herself, but it’s the breed Pally chose among the options presented for a service dog. And Taffy would do anything to make her little girl happy. As for Gumdrop’s opinion, Jellybean is his sworn enemy, but Jellybean has not a single clue about this feud.

14. Because of Stockholm’s love of all things historical, Discord thought it would be a great idea to gift her a real life prehistoric animal as a pet. Now. he could have been extra chaotic and pulled a Jurassic Park with some dinosaurs, but after seeing her get emotional over the evolutionary relationship between Joshua trees and the now-extinct giant ground sloth (Megatherium), he decided that was what he would create for her. Stockholm couldn’t be happier with his selection, loving nothing more than to lounge in the sloth’s favorite tree with her new friend who she’s named Coconut.

15. For as long as she could remember, Slumber Party had always wanted a cuddly little pet to call her own, but she couldn’t have one in the orphanage. But in her free time she did do some reading and decided pretty early on that she wanted some guinea pigs. So when she got adopted, it didn’t take long for her to successfully convince Luna to take her down to the pet store to pick out her new best friend. She settled on a bonded pair, who she’s quite fittingly named Snuggles and Cuddles. She could sit in her room for hours just watching them play and giving them lots of love!

16. As a young adult, Etheria decides to really lean into their gothic and intellectual side and get a pet raven, just like in the poems of old. Edgar lives up to expectations in being extremely intelligent, able to solve puzzles and even use tools to aid Etheria in her work. In her true blunt fashion, Etheria likes to pit their pet raven against her brother Raven, even though the latter is plenty intelligent in his own right. It’s all just affectionate teasing.

17. When he reaches his teenage and young adult years, Meteor Shower follows his mom’s hoofsteps in being a lover of reptiles and gets a badass-looking bearded dragon as a pet. Many reptiles are considered stereotypically masculine pets, especially when the owner is such a guys’ guy like Meteor, but despite his friends’ confusion his little lizard is actually a girl! Pepper is obviously completely indifferent to what she’s called, and is content being part of his aesthetic because it also comes with companionship and quality care.

18. After seeing how much Sahar adored the sea and all the colorful life teeming within, Heavenly Glow decided to give her the ultimate surprise for her birthday and commission a personal fish pond to be built just for her. Needless to say Sahar loved it; in fact, it’s one of her favorite birthday gifts she’s ever received! She loves to watch the fish explore their colorful little habitat, and Heavenly loves watching her love enjoy herself. Although, as something of a half-fish, Heavenly is surprised to find herself feeling slightly jealous when Sahar picks a favorite fish from the pond.

19. The apartment building they live in isn’t particularly welcoming towards pets, but even if it was, Minted Glacier and Blueberry Sticks probably wouldn’t have room to take care of one after putting all their time and money into raising Mint’s daughter. But a pet found its way into their lives anyway when a raccoon fell through their ceiling one day and Mint was unable to deny the begging of his daughter and sister. The young CheBe named him Stripy, but Blueberry has her mind in the gutter with her choice of spelling. Unsurprisingly, this literal wild animal soon proved to be too much to handle, so after less than a week Mint finally put his hoof down and “gave him to somepony with a bigger house” (released him in the wild).

20. Meet Polished Antique’s prized purebred Pekingese, the latest in a long line of esteemed show dogs. Her name is Priscilla Pearl (AKA PeePee), and she is the daughter of Jet Set’s dog William Warwick (AKA WeeWee). PeePee lives a very pampered life with only the most expensive dog food and most luxurious beds. But her whole lifestyle goes out the window when she finds anything even slightly edible on the ground, including literal garbage. Which is what Polly’s cooking looks and tastes like, but he doesn’t seem to realize that even when it sometimes sets the smoke alarms off. In his mind he’s just making his precious girl a special treat. And of course, her eager approval of such putrid sludge tells him absolutely nothing about the actual quality of his dishes.

21. While she doesn’t have a pet of her own, Luster Dawn has a pond behind her house that’s a popular attraction for ducks. When she’s not busy studying or spending time with Flurry, she likes to sit by the pond and meditate on its stillness during her breaks. When she’s lucky a duck will come by and accept her offering of corn and peas that she tosses into the water, and sometimes even a family! Seeing the little ducklings follow their parents reminds her of herself in a bygone era, but in a heartwarming way. She’s happy for them.

22. Following his family’s legacy, Bumblebee has healed many ponies and woodland creatures alike, but one case is extra special to him. One day he found an injured baby squirrel with no parents in sight and vowed to do whatever it took to nurse him back to health. He always tries to follow proper protocol to not hurt their chances of returning to their proper habitat, but he just couldn’t help but fall in love. He even gave the little critter a name, Theodore (AKA Teddy). The time eventually came to release Teddy back into the wild, despite how much it broke Bumble’s heart, but it only took Teddy a couple days to return and make it clear that he was staying. He wasn’t physically incapable of surviving alone, he just didn’t want to. Now he’s Bumblebee’s little companion and helper, and neither would have it any other way.

23. After her father died and it became clear that her family would be spending a lot more time at the rock farm, Limestone decided to buy a rooster for the place to keep everypony’s schedules on track (really because Applejack wanted a piece of Sweet Apple Acres there and she couldn’t say no). She named him Igneous as a homage to the late patriarch, even though this rooster is a lot more loud and boisterous than his namesake ever was. He technically belongs to the whole family, but aside from his parents, Mountain Peak is the one who enjoys interacting with him the most. He just needs to invest in some earplugs!

24. As if the universe didn’t hate Summer Beauty enough, it also made her allergic to literally every furry animal. Yes, even the hypoallergenic and hairless ones, it is possible. And she doesn’t particularly care for reptiles or fish so she hates that those are her only options if she doesn’t want to be sneezy or hopped up on allergy medicine all the time. Applejack (despite her own disappointment) tried giving Winona away to another branch of the Apple family when Summer was little and her allergies were first showing up. However, the filly was so utterly and despairingly beside herself that AJ realized Summer really would rather sacrifice her sinuses for her mental health. So Winona came back and now the family has another dog named Ryder, who Summer insists is “the only one around here who likes me anymore.” She loves him the most out of all her siblings and cries the hardest when he dies, and the allergies are only a small price to pay for his love.

#AskKind #KindsArt #auraverse #red cedar #blue velvet #violet petal #varmint venom #river morganite #milkweed #eclipse #snowcone syrup #rosemary #amour étreinte #southern belle #ingenue #saltwater taffy #spring palooza #stockholm #slumber party #etheria #ravenclaw #meteor shower #heavenly glow #sahar #cherry berry sherbet #polished antique #luster dawn #bumblebee #mountain peak #summer beauty

[littledragondork]

TES Cat AU: Skyrim Thieves Guild

My self indulgent TES Cat art is done, at least my favorite Skyrim Thieves guild NPCs are, Probably gonna’ post the Companions next because I was drawing the Skyrim Dark Brotherhood and for the life of me I couldn’t get Cicero to look right lol, but I’ll take suggestions :3c

(I’m so down with doing the rest of the Skyrim Thieves Guild eventually)

Anyway, my art for Skyrim Cat AU Brynjolf, Karliah and Mercer Frey under the cut, with some design notes :3

I wanted Bryn to be an orange cat, not only because I like orange cats and their low intelligence but because it just made sense. I also wanted him to be one of those massive fluffy cats, the ones that weight like 20lbs/9kg and have more fur than they know what to do with, he’d be 99% fur, go to pet him and your hand is just swallowed by the fur. I made him a mackerel tabby cuz’ I like mackerel tabbies and because they are just super common cat patterns. For a long time I wanted to give Brynjolf Sectoral Heterochromia, which is basically when one eye is 80% one color and has a little dot of another, in this case I wanted brown, but I couldn’t really get it to look right so I ultimately scrapped it.

He also has a docked tail because I liked the idea of all the known Nightingales having something fucked up with their tails.

I also did a little sketch with the thieves guild armor, I think it’ll fit like a harness with a few little pockets and bags. I imagine they’d all have dexterous enough paws where they can make stuff like furniture, buildings, tools, weapons, armor, cook food etc, makes everything a lot easier to me

I imagine all the Nords I’ll draw have ear tufts, extra fluffy paws and long fluffy fur coats, they’d probably slide on ice a lot lol, Think Maine coons, Norwegian forest cats, Siberians. I referenced Maine coons, Lynx and bobcats the most with Bryn here, but he is just a domestic cat.

So, for Karliah (same with all elves tbh) I wanted big ol’ ears, I feel like I could have made them bigger but I decided against it because I didn’t want them to be in the way too much (might change that later though). She is also mostly back cat because I felt it was simple and cute (I have a black kitty and I love her). It’s also not shown here much but she’d have pretty short fur, and a thin and small build, think 10lbs/4.5kg.

Karliah’s tail is shortened and broken (a painless break, the kind that happened as a baby) as to go with ‘all Nightingales have fucked up tails’ deal.

did a more meme-y sketch in this one, I was in a goofy mood and thought it funny how quick both Brynjolf and the Last Dragonborn were to just accept selling their souls.

I imagine all Dunmer would have black or dark grey base coats and those that are tabbies to have them be lighter than the base, so for example a black cat with white stipes or grey with red stripes. They, and all elves will be mostly based on the Oriental Long/short hair cats because of their big ol’ ears and narrow faces but I’ll take creative liberties of course.

Last in this batch is Mercer Frey, I redesigned him at least 8 times, first he was solid grey+ Tuxedo pattern, then he was a dilute grey tabby, then a spotted tabby before I settled on a colorpoint because he was said to be “high born” and coming from a wealthy family, and I was like “hey, colorpoints are fancy cat coats and I can see a rich and powerful family wanting to breed that into their line” and thus Colorpoint Mercer was decided on. I knew 100% I wanted him to be grey because of the whole “grey fox” fan thing he has going on in the game

Seems like every time I would get near him in my playthough, any playthough of Skyrim actually, he’d look at me like I just spat in his drink so I tried to capture that here. Also the Knife cat meme because I thought it fit him.

he doesn’t have a tail because he doesn’t deserve one it’s with the ‘all Nightingales have fucked up tails’ bit.

I also wanted to share my ideas for weapons (still no clue how to do bows) but swords, great swords and daggers, would be little gauntlets made of the specific type of metal that go on the paws, and they would range in size and weight depending on the weapon its based on, so great swords would be huge metal claws while daggers would just be apart of a little leather glove that wraps around the paws. Lots of good ideas cooking up in my Autistic little mind lmao /pos.

I imagine all Bretons will just look like the average street cat, standard issue cats if you will, the common domestic short/long hair, probably have the most diversity in fur patterns and the like.

So that’s what I was able to get done in about about a few hours (with frequent breaks and work in between) A lot of the time was looking at both official art, fanart and the in-game models to get a good sense on the personality (both fandom and canon) and seeing what I can convert more easily to a non-humanoid design, a lot of shape language practice because I like shapes :3

I have a Solid design down for Ulfric but I wanted to do batches with like characters, so all Thieves guild girlies with each other and so all Civil War Girlies with each other, some might be drawn in pairs as well, like Hadvar + Ralof or Vilkas + Farkas.

#sorry if I rambled a lot I was very nervous to post this #i am cringe but i am free #I was a warrior cats kid can you tell? #I am also a furry if it wasn't obvious #If anyone makes this weird I'll kill you myself #my art uwu #TES Cat au #Skyrim #The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim #TES Skyrim #brynjolf #karliah #mercer frey #Elder Scrolls Skyrim #the elder scrolls skyrim #thieves guild #skyrim thieves guild #skyrim fanart #The Elder Scrolls #tes: skyrim #TESV #I want to learn to draw people but man do I also not want to

[coochievonmoochie]

RavenClaw wants to kidnap Jesse

Just a little oneshot for my Warrior Cats OCs, it's posted on ao3 too

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RavenClaw had never been an early riser, not until recently that is. She wanted to keep the rest of the clan from finding out. She slipped out of the den, her years of sneaking past sleeping cats had never helped her more. The moon was still hanging in the sky but purple lined the horizon soon to twist into pinks and oranges and then into blue. By the time Ravenclaw couldn’t see camp the sky had shifted to pink, the morning smell added to her good mood. 

After a long walk she could eventually see the outline of a large twoleg nest, the pointed top of the nest pointed to the fading stars. Looking down towards the clean white fence surrounding the nest she kept her eyes towards the wonkiest plank in the fence, the bottom of the plant bent and curved outward, the nails sticking through it bent and dull. A shadow shifted under the board as fur slid through the cracks between the boards, a wide grin spread across Ravenclaws face as her eyes widened in recognition. Her slow pace walk quickenned into a run and then into a sprint, she then skidded to a stop where the white face of her fluffy mate stuck out from the white plank, his paws stretched out to drag themself further out. “Now Jes, you know you can’t fit yet.” Raven giggled at his discomfort, “yeah well if I don’t try the board will never bend enough for me to ever get out.” His strained voice highlighted his struggle. “Move you fluffy oaf, I’m coming in.” RavenClaw pushed her face into his neck to push him back out of the gap. He stumbled against her force, for such a large Maine coon he lacked strength, especially with his wobbles. 

Jesse couldn’t fight her pushing and backed out and away from the gap to let her through. “There we go. I wasn’t able to bring you any fresh kill this time, I woke up later than I wanted to. Maybe tomorrow I can bring you something still breathing so you can try catching something yourself.” She sighed as moved to push him over and lay herself over his clean white fur. “Stop taking advantage of my wobbles to lay on me! You know I wouldn’t be able to catch anything.” they huffed, stretched out on his side. “Yeah well I can weaken it a bit for you, maybe then you can catch it.” She nuzzled into him further. “But then it wouldn’t count. Even if you didn’t weaken it, you bringing it to me is cheating.” There was a pause in the air before she broke out into a laugh, “I don’t understand your obsession with fairness. It’s life and death, making things easier isn’t cheating.” She shoved her paw into their face, “well for a forest cat I guess nothing counts as cheating.” He huffed. “Hey now is that a dig at me? Have you grown back the pair those twolegs snipped off?” Her gentle grin stretched into a smirk, pushing him to challenge her further. “Hey too far! Unless you’re ok with me batting out your last eye.” He’d gotten cockier since their first meeting, he had been trembling like a leaf then. “Wow I guess you really have gotten more confident. Is this a sign you finally want to be dragged out of this stinky twoleg nest?” Her smirk dropped into a hopeful smile, “I..I don’t think I’m quite ready for that yet, I haven’t even met any of your uh..” “Clanmates?” “Yes! Clanmates! I haven’t met any yet.” He stuttered through, it seemed he only had the confidence for a few teasing lines today. “Well you’ve met me, I’m not the easiest to get along with. I think the only one who would trust me enough to let me drag them out here to meet you is Crowstar, but I’m not sure she’d want to meet a kitty pet who's not 100% sure they want to leave the twolegs.” She slid off him and helped push him up. “Well if you were to bring her here for me to meet her, I would be 100% ready to leave with you.” He looked down at her earnestly. She stared up at him for a second before showing off a toothy grin, “well we better start making that gap big enough for you then!” 

She glanced up at the sky that had now turned to a gentle blue, her clanmates were probably awake at this point. Ravenclaw turned to look at Jesse who was already sharing a look of understanding. Walking towards the gap she slid smoothly out of the fence, she almost startled when she heard Jesse throw himself against the fence in an attempt to break it open wider. “Hey now don’t hurt yourself! We can work on it over time.” She rolled her eyes at his eagerness. “I’ll get hurt as a warrior, might as well get used to it.” He whimpered, “We don’t hurt ourselves intentionally!” She said watching him push against the plank. “Somehow I doubt that looking at you..” He whispered. She gave a warning bat to his face before turning and flicking her stubby tail at his face, she heard a sneeze as she giggled and began her walk back to camp.

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If you're curious about my OCs and why I'm still using such a generic name for RavenClaw I'm open to questions. I'm also happy to take criticism, I haven't written creatively for over a year so I'd like to get better

#original characters #oneshot #warrior cats #ocs #warrior cat ocs #warriors

[ripleybipley]

Here’s the first of the Friends&Family blurbs. We’re starting off with the most important ones, my cats Jonesy and Darby!

For the VTuberverse the important thing to know about them is that they’re the mascot pets. They will likely appear in various editing things, like the streamer border, or as emotes? They may even get incorporated into my model at some point, whenever that’s ready.

As far as the VTMverse goes there’s a lot more detail to be shared!

Let’s start with Jonesy, the big boy. He’ s my baby, I adopted him when he was a little kitten, he’s fluffy, orange, and huge. He’s got the ideal personality for an orange cat, and a maine coon. Basically a golden retriever in a cat’s body. He likes sitting on my shoulders and puts up with me holding him like a baby. I learned Animalism from my friend, Hazel so he can truly be a furrever friend. Even when all the remnants of my human life have faded with time and decay, I hope he’s still around to remind me of the time before now.

Darby is my other cat, I adopted her from the ASPCA after taking Jonesy in for his vet visit. She’s an aloof little kitty, and doesn’t care for being held. She’ll play with laser pointers though. She’s like most animals, in that she doesn’t like kindred, like she barely likes me. She was rescued along with a feral CNR cat colony. I was told that it’s likely that she wasn’t feral, but a pet cat that someone abandoned. They suspect this mostly because she seems to be pure bred Mau. So it’s either that whoever bought her abandoned her when she started getting too big, or a breeder just like, dumped their excess kittens on the street? We don’t know, and will likely never know. I’m trying to win her over with treats and respect for her personal space, but I don’t know that she’ll ever be ‘friendly’ persay.

She has learned to get along with Jonesy though, which, *thank God*.

#ripleyv5 #jonesyposting #darbyposting #vtm #art #rp blog

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This Cat Is So Huge, People Think It's a Dog: Could It Be the World's Biggest?

Yulia Minina from Russia got the surprise of her life when she bought what she thought was a cute little kitten. Instead, it grew into a massive cat that's as big as her four-year-old daughter. Yulia Minina, who lives in Oskol in Russia, owns a cat named Kefir, who has been dubbed the 'world's biggest cat' and it's not hard to see why.  She brought home the Maine Coon kitten around three years back. Now, she finds it amusing that many people mistake her enormous white cat for a dog. She's been sharing videos of her huge cat, Kefir, on Instagram. In one such video, Kefir, who belongs to the Maine Coon cat breed, shows off its smarts by standing on its back legs and trying to open a door. Then it rushes outside to enjoy the sun, stretches, and plays in the garden. The video's caption says, “Tanks are not afraid of dirt. The Yard is our favorite family location. Not a day without the street; not a day without the help of the coolest tools. Ps: The video is only a small part of all the entertainment of Cafe and a small part of my favorite assistant’s cleanliness." Watch the video of the huge furry companion here: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Юлия🤍Кефир (@yuliyamnn) Since it was posted on June 4, the video has been a sensation, racking up an impressive 144,000 views. People can't help but be amazed by the sheer size of the cat. “I could not even think that an ordinary baby could become so big. He not only grew up big in appearance, he is also very smart and always behaves calmly," Yulia was quoted as saying by The Mirror.  The Maine Coon is a large domesticated cat breed. It is one of the oldest natural breeds in North America. The breed originated in the U.S. state of Maine, where it is the official state cat. Kefir, Maine Coon Cat The Instagram post created a storm of comments while watching the huge cat. One Instagram user marveled, saying, "What an amazing kitty! I thought my 25-pound Mason (Moose) was huge when he stands up to check out what's on the table… but Kefir has him beat by a mile." Another person chimed in, "That's one incredible cat. I didn't even know house cats could get that big, and he seemed so calm and friendly. I think he's just stunning. I hadn't heard of Maine Coons until I saw them on the internet, but I guess they need more space than an apartment, although I'd definitely consider having one." Another comment simply read, "Yes, he's big and beautiful." In another heartwarming video, Yulia Minina's daughter and Kefir share precious moments together inside their home. The pair form an adorable and affectionate bond as they enjoy their time together. Initially, the video shows her daughter and the cat playing in the kitchen. As the video progresses, the duo relaxes on the couch, watching a movie side by side. You can watch the video below: View this post on Instagram A post shared by Юлия🤍Кефир (@yuliyamnn) Read the full article

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Your fourth life (as a Maine Coon Cat)

Woow look at how big you were then! What breed were you this time… Ooh, I’m pretty sure you’re a Maine coon cat? That’s so cool! Ah, that must have been where you got your hunting skills from, ya accomplished little predator. Look at those big paws you had on your little kitten body, man I would have loved to play with those puppies- uh, kitties I mean, ha-ha. Being born in Maine though, that must have been rough for you considering the hours you’ve spent ignoring me just to lay in the sun. Though, seeing you like this though, I appreciate more how you came to me; your little body is perfectly sized for me because you’re small enough to sit and paint the shoulders of any of my clothes orange with your fur, but big enough to for me to snuggle into my arms and rock you like a baby. That girl is gonna need you in the future I bet, she didn’t have a ring on and looked like she was starting her third trimester. I’m sure she’ll treat you to many butt scratches and shoulder rides. Okay, back to this past life. We’re not seeing any of your birth this time… but you are hunting. Watching you run in the snow like that  Wonder what part of your lives we’ll see now, maybe at one point you were a prince! Oh, no… looks like the rabbit you were hunting led you into the path of wolves… that doesn’t look like it was too fun to experience… Oh, but you’re fast! I thought all that fur would weigh you down, especially in all that snow! Ah no… they are still closing in… Ah! One knocked you down! Aw my darling I’m so sorry you had to go through these things before finding us. Honestly, if I had to deal with these near death every waking moment scenario and then came across people that treated me like Royalty then I would find a way to cuddle up close too… You hurt your leg when the wolf knocked you over, you’re not running away! I know I wanted to see your past lives but I didn’t realize I could actually see it end… Oh look at you go beating them off you with your claws and bear paws. I love how you’ve always stood your own against my boyfriend’s dog, who of course has no hurtful intention towards you because we both can tell he doesn’t have a single thought behind his pretty vacant eyes. It would explain you initial hatred of dogs, doesn’t seem like you’ve gone near them again since then… Oh! Someone’s running at the wolves with a stick! Go person! What a weird run they have but at least the wolves are gone now. That’s still a pretty bad leg you have, I wish I could rub it like I do whenever you’re sleepy… oh, hey they’re rubbing your paw like I do!

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Hello World! I'm Sophie, The Giant Maine Coon kittens for sale

We have all seen giant Maine Coon kittens for sale, but have you ever wondered what they are like? In this article, we will explore the life of one such kitten, Sophie. From her early days as a rambunctious kitten to her current life as a contented adult, we will see that giant Maine Coon kittens are truly special animals.

Introducing Sophie, The Giant Maine Coon Kitten

Sophie is a very special kitten. She's a Maine Coon, which means she's a bit bigger than your average house cat. In fact, she's quite massive! At just six months old, Sophie weighs in at a whopping 15 pounds. But don't let her size fool you – she's still very much a kitten at heart. Sophie loves to play and explore, and she's always up for a cuddle.

We are currently selling Maine Coon kittens, and Sophie is one of our available cats for sale. If you're looking for a big, beautiful, and loving addition to your family, then Sophie might be the perfect fit!

What Makes Sophie So Special?

Sophie is a very special Maine Coon kitten. She has an incredibly sweet temperament and loves to cuddle. Her big, fluffy coat is absolutely beautiful. She is also very playful and loves to explore. Sophie would make a wonderful addition to any family!

Sophie's personality

Sophie is one of the most gentle giants you will ever meet. She loves people and gets along great with other animals. Her laid-back personality makes her the perfect addition to any family.

How to Care for a Giant Maine Coon Kitten

Congratulations on your new giant Maine Coon kitten! These special cats are known for their large size, gentle disposition, and intelligence. Here are some tips on how to care for your new furry friend:

1. Provide plenty of space. Giant Maine Coon kittens can grow to be quite large, so make sure you have enough room in your home for your cat to roam and play.

2. Get a sturdy scratching post. Maine Coons love to scratch so provides them with a sturdy scratching post or tree to help keep their claws healthy and avoid furniture damage.

3. Brush regularly. Those big Maine Coon coats can get tangled easily, so regular brushing is a must to help keep your cat looking and feeling his best.

4. Provide proper nutrition. Giant Maine Coons need a diet that is high in protein and fat to help them reach their full potential size. Ask your veterinarian for specific recommendations on what food is best for your kitten.

By following these simple tips, you can help ensure that your giant Maine Coon kitten grows up healthy and happy!

FAQs about Giant Maine Coon Kittens

1. How big do Giant Maine Coon kittens get?

Giant Maine Coon kittens can grow to be very large cats. Some Giant Maine Coons have been known to reach weights of over 20 pounds!

2. What is the average lifespan of a Giant Maine Coon?

The average lifespan of a Giant Maine Coon is around 15 years. However, some Giant Maine Coons have been known to live much longer – up to 20 years or more.

3. Do Giant Maine Coon kittens require special care?

No, Giant Maine Coon kittens do not require any special care beyond what is needed to take care of a regular-sized cat. However, because they are large cats, they may need more food and litter than smaller cats.

Where to Buy a Giant Maine Coon Kitten

Looking for a giant Maine Coon kitten for sale? Here are some tips on where to find one!

Maine Coon kittens are absolutely adorable, and if you're looking for a giant Maine Coon, you're in for a treat! These massive kitties can weigh up to 18 pounds and make wonderful pets. If you're interested in purchasing a giant Maine Coon kitten, here are a few tips on where to find one for sale.

First, check your local animal shelters and rescue organizations. While you may not find a giant Maine Coon specifically, you may come across a large Maine Coon mix that would be just as loving and adorable. Who knows, you may even get lucky and find an adoptable giant Maine Coon through one of these groups!

Next, contact any breeders in your area who specialize in Maine Coons. While it may be difficult to find a breeder with giant Maine Coons specifically, it's worth inquiring to see if they have any large litters on the way.

Finally, search online classifieds websites like Craigslist or Kijiji. You may be able to find someone selling a

Conclusion

Hello, world! I'm Sophie, a giant Maine Coon kitten for sale. I'm a big bundle of love and joy, and I know that I would make the perfect addition to your family. If you're looking for a loyal and loving companion, please consider adopting me! I guarantee that you won't regret it.

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Dúi - An Adorable Hmong Dog Called a Cat-Dog Hybrid

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Dúi - An Adorable Hmong Dog Called a Cat-Dog Hybrid

A Hmong dog called Dúi has managed to become a viral social media character due to his adorable antics and weirdly cute smile. But what do we know about this breed and where did it come from?

If you have no idea what a Hmong dog is and this is the first time you have ever heard about this particular dog breed, then you should know that you’re not alone. It was basically an unknown breed up until 2020, when the adorable Hmong dog called Dúi became viral on social media, due to his cat-dog-hybrid looks.

Dúi gained a big fanbase when his adoptive parents, Tuan and Hai Anh Hanoi in Vietnam, shared some pictures of this lovely creature and his lovely antics on websites like Reddit. His overall charming nature and very lovable personality managed to attract a lot of attention in a very short time span.

You might also like my articles on calm small dog breeds, full-grown puggles, and Amstaff mixes.

Hai Anh also talked about the dog as being a happy-go-lucky creature that loves the attention it gets from people in general and has a great time playing with other dogs. She also said that among the most common question they get about the dog is whether Dúi is actually a hybrid between a dog and a cat and whether he has any cat genes in him. Her answer is that although Dúi looks both like a cat and a dog, this breed has no other characteristics that would make you think that the dog has any small part of kitty in him.

She explained that this dog is actually a combination of a short-legged dog by the name of Dingo and a native dog breed. His unusual looks might also be due to some sort of corgi mix somewhere in his parents’ genes Anh went on to argue. She said she found this pup and bought him from somewhere around the mountain area in Vietnam.

Even after all the explanations, Hai Anh still wasn’t able to convince internet users that the dog isn’t a weird mix with a cat. One Reddit user even went as far as to say that the dog looks like a perfect mix between a Corgi and a Maine Coon cat.

Interested in finding out some things about the Hmong dog? Then the next part of the article will be exactly what you’re looking for. Let’s go into further detail about this unknown, although ancient canine breed, along with a few tips on how to find a dog like this.

What is a Hmong dog?

The Hmong dog is actually a very old breed, which belonged to the ancient Hmong tribe. This was an ethnic group that occupied areas in Southeast Asia and China. This dog was very popular around the Northern parts of Vietnam.

The Hmong was a great hunting companion and owning one was very well seen by the tribesmen. Experts think that this breed came from the mix between a native dog and a jungle wolf.

The Hmong dog is medium in size, has a high level of intelligence coupled with a naturally muscular and strong body, and features a docked tail. Their personality is considered friendly and very loyal when they are properly socialized and their cute face and squishy appearance make them very lovable.

The Hmong dogs are often used by police in Vietnam as detection and sniffing dogs on border patrol. This is due to their great responsiveness to training and their wits.

Don’t get a Hmong dog if you don’t like active pets because this is a very active breed that will need a lot of movement. They like hunting in the mountains and woods and climbing on all sorts of surfaces. A Hmong dog will have a lifespan that can reach 20 years, especially when properly taken care of.

Are Hmong dogs so rare?

The truth is yes, the Hmong breed is still considered one of the rarest in the world. Most of the time, you won’t be able to find a Hmong dog anywhere outside of the common areas where it is bred and if you do manage to get a pup that is a purebred for sure, you will have to get well over $1,000 out of your pocket to get it.

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Excellent Advice About Cats That You Will Want To Read

If you are seeking an excellent house pet, then a cat is an excellent choice. However, people who are unfamiliar with cats need to educate themselves on proper ways to raise a cat. Below are some excellent suggestions that will help any cat owner coexist with their furry pal. To help prevent tapeworm infestation in cats, feed a small amount of food grade diatomaceous earth for two weeks out of each month. About a quarter of a teaspoon per cat per day is adequate. Food grade diatomaceous earth kills internal parasites and causes them to be expelled from the system. If your cat is an outdoor cat or a cat that has a habit of getting outside, they need proper identification. The cat should have a safety collar and an ID tag. Safety collars that have elastic bands allow cats to get out of the collar if they get it caught on something. An ID tag or an implanted microchip can help your cat get returned if they're lost. If your dog and cat are best friends, be sure to keep them separate after flea treatment. Your dog's flea products are very hazardous for cats. Cats that come in contact with dog flea products often die. Be sure to use only cat products on your cat and only dog products on your dog. Don't be pushy when you are getting to know your new cat. Cats prefer to be in control and take things at their own pace. Make sure your new cat is comfortable and safe. Let your cat take its time exploring its new environment. When your cat feels at home, it will be more likely to try to make friends with you. If your cat is pregnant, set up a comfortable, safe place for her to have her kittens. A big cardboard box equipped with a pillow and blanket is good. Place it in the back of a closet or other out of the way place. Keep food and water dishes nearby. If Maine coons for adoption takes all the ornaments off the Christmas tree, don't fight it. Begin collecting attractive cat toys and unbreakable ornaments to decorate the tree next year. Be sure not to decorate with potentially dangerous items like tinsel and garlands. Tinsel is a choking hazard for cats and garlands can cause strangulation. Do not flush clumpable litter in your toilet. This can lead to problems with your plumbing. Instead just lift the clumps and dispose of them in a trash bag. Don't forget, moisture is what makes the litter clump in the first place! Avoid doing that to your pipes and just dispose of it properly. Having a hard time giving your cat a bath? Try this. Take an old window screen and put it in your sink or bathtub. Put your cat in, and he will claw the screen and stay there. Then start washing, but do don't dilly dally. Use a cup to help you to pour warm water on your cat unless you have a movable shower head. Try and figure out why kitty is meowing. After some time, you'll understand why your cat purs or meows based on what she wants. Your cat might need food or might want to go out. Listen to what's she's trying to tell you, and you'll begin to understand her cues. Do you own both a dog and a cat? Most dogs will not hesitate before munching on your cat's food. Because of this, you should keep your cat's food in a high spot that your dog won't be able to reach. In doing so, you prevent spats and spitting over competition for water. If you want a cat to come your way, it may be a good idea for you to refrain from looking at them. Cats do not like it when people look them directly in the eye, so they tend to go the other way. This is why it seems as if cats always gravitate toward people who are not really fond of animals. If you are getting a pet, cats are a fantastic choice. They are good companions. However, in order for them to give their best, they need to be properly cared for. Taking the advice contained in this article means your cat is sure to live out a long lifespan.

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🎩Houdini Polk: still has her nine lives after scaring years off yours. Cats DO this, on the regular. I swear they are all related to Parker from “Leverage” somehow. Our two massive Maine Coons do it so often that I have a standard search pattern, and have wedged their fulsome fundaments UNDER the refrigerator on occasion. 😶 CATS. We love them.🐈💕

When they were kittens they would often disappear into the orange sofa, which is designed such that it does provide an extremely attractive padded hideaway for tiny kitties, so I didn't worry so much. Now though, they're big enough that sometimes Polk tries to go somewhere she used to go as a kitten, like under the green sofa, and could conceivably get stuck. :D Also it was just so unusual for her to leave the warm bed at any point during the workday (nice work if you can get it) that I was concerned she might be sick.

All that said she's back to her usual combination of "piss and vinegar for ten minutes followed by a three hour nap" so I guess it must have just been the shock of seeing the snowfall outside the window. It always takes them a few snows to get used to it, and Dearborn still sometimes chases snowflakes through the glass.

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