#smile dog headcanons

[intimidating-fettuccine]

More incorrect quotes. Let's face it. There will never be enough incorrect quotes;

Butler: Lord Zalgo, why are you naked?

Zalgo: Um... (panics) I don't have any clothes.

Butler: No? Well, why didn't you tell me earlier! (Opens wardrobe) You have jackets, suits, shirts, hello y/n, pants, vests...

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Y/n: Why did you leave wrestlemania on for Smile?

Jeff: He needs to learn how to protect us.

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Y/n: Honey, this magazine says more and more couples are opting to have nontraditional weddings out in the woods.

Toby: Well, if a magazine says so, we should go get married in the woods like a couple of squirrels.

Y/n: Squirrels don't get married, Toby.

Toby: Like you could possibly know that.

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Y/n: Woo. Extreme. Oh, you guys are probably curious about ths. It's no biggy. My car's in the shop, so I rode in on Jeff's motorcycle. I guess you could say I'm a gear head now.

Jeff: They held on to me so tight it was like a two-mile heimlich.

Y/n: Those things have no walls on them!

Laughs very hard, thank you. I really needed those, I appreciate it. They’re all incredibly accurate.

Smile would love WWE and become a WWE iPad dog. Anytime it’s on after that he’d wanna watch it. And now I’m imagining Toby trying to get proof squirrels get married.

I love it, thank you

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #slender mansion mayhem #creepypasta incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ticci toby headcanons #jeff the killer headcanons #zalgo headcanons #smile dog headcanons

[insomniac-shado]

Did you base any creepypasta characters on other fictional characters and if so who

Ooh, okay this is an interesting question >:3

I have done this with a few characters but not many so:

My Jeff the killer is based off of Romeo from minecraft story mode in terms of massive ego and personality.

My Smile Dog has a personality similar to Toothless from HTTYD except yk- much more violent and bloodthirsty and creepy. But he’s like Toothless with Jeff so 💀

Also Clockwork is based off of Petra from MCSM and Liu is based off of Lukas. Can u tell i like minecraft story mode LMFAO

#creepypasta #clockwork #jeff the killer #smile dog #homicidal liu #clockwork headcanons #clockwork creepypasta #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer creepypasta #smile dog headcanons #smile dog creepypasta #smile.dog #homicidal liu headcanons #homicidal liu creepypasta #liu woods #jeffrey woods #jeff woods #natalie oulette #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta fandom #crp #crp headcanons #crp fandom #mcsm #httyd

[vampireefangzz]

is the creepypasta mansion a flawed and cringy headcanon that would never work? yes

do I still love it like I would my first born child and would fight to the death about it? also yes

#youll have to take it from MY COLD DEAD HANDS #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta mansion #jeff the killer #slenderman #eyeless jack #laughing jack #jane the killer #ticci toby #smile dog #sally creepypasta

[sourbatzz]

ALRIGHT. SMILING CRITTERS HEADCANONS TIME :3 ( + doodle. not ship art !!! )

Something something smiling critters headcanons stuff bc the ugly stupid creatures live in my brain

( Doodle is a little old, i just wanted to add a picture to this post teehee giggles )

I like to think about how Smiling Critters would be if it was an actual kids cartoon, debated animating a little thing myself but i have no time for it now grr

Anyway, Crafty Corn and Bubba Bubbaphant would be a good duo. I feel that Bubba really likes and appreciates art and related, so he likes seeing Craftycorn's drawings and ocasionally helps her with stuff like perspective and giving her tips to draw different stuff

And Craftycorn enjoys having someone that appreciates her work and helps her aswell, also think they both prefer calm activities that don't involve much physical effort. They're besties that like to talk while they read and draw together because i say so idc

Kickinchicken and Hoppy Hopscotch are the typical duo of "bet i'm better than you in this" "nuh uh"

They tease and like to mock eachother but genuinely really care for each other aswell. I feel like Kickinchicken really likes when Craftycorn draws him, he feels special for it, silly little guy

Catnap is mute / non-verbal (not deaf) , and he uses sign language to communicate.

He sleeps most of the day but still likes to participate in games and activities with his friends during daytime, then he's really active at night and likes to play around by himself (ALSO I THINK IT WOULD BE CUTE IF HE HAS LIKE. A MOUSE FRIEND HE PLAYS WITH AT NIGHT TOO)

And Bobby Bearhug likes to bake for all her friends. She usually gifts Picky Piggy sweets and food she cooks, and Picky Piggy gifts her silly crafts she makes herself in return.

I have more headcanons but sharing those for now. May draw some of these, i love them so much grgrr

Headcanons are personal btw! If you don't agree or like these then it's fine but don't try to fight about it or sum

#smiling critters #poppy playtime smiling critters #smiling critters poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #poppy playtime chapter three #poppy playtime 3 #catnap #dogday #hoppy hopscotch #craftycorn #bubba bubbaphant #picky piggy #bobby bearhug #kickinchicken #poppy playtime cat nap #poppy playtime catnap #poppy playtime dog day #poppy playtime dogday #smiling critters headcanons #SILLIES ^_^ !1!2! #headcanons

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

My completely OOC headcanon is that Will is actually a really great and interactive professor. We don't ever really get to see him in the middle of a teaching session where he doesn't have so much shit going on in his life or someone else waiting to talk to him.

You could argue that in the first episode when it seems like he's bored and frustrated giving his lecture that he hadn't seen Jack right away, but what if dude was just having a bad day? What if Will is one of the best teachers at Quantico and he just really fucking dislikes interacting with the staff? He was just tired and wanted to get through that lecture that day but then Jack showed up and Will knew it was probably about his "imagination" so he was just feeling ugggghhh.

And yeah there's other instances of it seeming like Will is dismissive of his students, I get that, but pretty much after that meeting with Jack he was being put into the field that (at that point didn't quite yet fully excite him and) plagued him with nightmares and stress and headaches.

That girl that came up to him after class to ask a question? Most days he would've put down his papers and asked what she needed, but (I don't remember who exactly was waiting to talk to him then) someone was waiting to talk to him, and he had a "disinterested profiler" persona to uphold if he wanted to not be forced around. So he ignored her.

And the other times we see him teaching? Well he's trying to figure out what Hannibal means to him and how to care for Abigail and who the copycat and all these killer of the week murderers are, and that's enough to make even the brightest professors seem a little lackluster, especially given that when we see these moments, Jack or Hannibal tend to be watching.

But I love the idea that Professor Graham is a good professor who will go on random rants and show pictures of his dogs and maybe he doesn't make the effort to learn every student's name and face because that is a little too social for Will Graham, but during those lectures if you have questions and you seem genuine well that's exciting for him!

#please give me wonderful fun professor graham who loves his students and his dogs and no one else #i mean I'll also admit that i love fics where will is his usual grumpy self and the students get to see snapshots of him #interacting with hannibal and they're like who is this fancy european dude that makes professor graham smile #those are also great #i just think this idea is fun #will graham #professor will graham #hannibal season 1 #hannibal headcanons

[afraid-of-the-deep-sea]

Dazai, to me, has the vibes of a guy who has the most random knowledge n skills, but is useless at any basic life skill. He doesn't know how to drive but he can tell you about Maltese history. He can't cook to save his life but holy shit he can rollerskate. Just those sorta things.

But somehow they always become useful when the ADA is solving a case.

The ADA comes across a note in a script they don't recognise, dazai takes one look at it and is like "oh that's Asomtavruli, very old type of georgian script, here I'll try to translate it" but ask him how a washing machine works and he genuinely doesn't know.

It drives Kunikida insane btw. Like hes seen Dazai try to put out a oil fire with water or accidentally make mustard gas while cleaning, like he doesn't know those things but SOMEHOW HE CAN JUGGLE LIKE A PRO?? insane. It drives kunikida insane.

#also dazai never explains how and why he knows/can do these things #he just smiles at someone why they ask #the rest of the agency is desensitised to his antics tbu #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd ada #bsd kunikida #kunikida doppo #i was talking about this earlier with a friend #but i had to share this witj tje world #TJE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW MY SILLY HEADCANONS

[fucktheark]

not big on jeff but him walking his fucked up dog in broad daylight in a suburban neighborhood n whenever ppl stare he's like "WHAT"

#instead of smile dog growling it's probably him #creepypasta #smile dog #jeff the killer #jeffrey woods #jeff the killer headcanons

[uncannygoat]

Smile Dog is quite the wise fellow.

#smile dog #creepypasta #creepypasta smile dog #smile dog creepypasta #smile.jpg #smile dog. jpg #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta mansion #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta headcanons #smile dog fanart #funny teeth dog #useless facts #dog with the teeth #creepypasta art #creepypasta shitpost #This post was just an excuse to experiment with Smile Dog’s color

[internethorrorfan]

Jeff the Killer (introducing himself to another proxy): "Hi, I'm Jeff and this is my dog, Smile-"

Smile Dog: "Bitch, you're my dog. Shut the fuck up."

#jeff woods #jeff the killer #smile dog #smile.jpg #creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta incorrect quotes #internet horror #internet horror au #FYI any incorrect quotes I make from now on aren't necessarily going to be compatible with my old Earth 2010 au #Like 70 % of my headcanons have changed

[m0ldymushr00mz]

I don’t care what anyways says Jeff def isn’t anything like a lot of the fanfics. He wouldn’t care if he was hurting you, everything he does his for his pleasure you’re lucky if you even cum, and he definitely wouldn’t be loyal at all. I think the only pro would be you’re not dead he most likely kills all the other girls/guys he fucks.

#creepypasta #jeff the killer #jeff the killer x reader #jeff the killer x you #jeff the killer x y/n #jeff the killer smut #smut #rambles #jeffery woods #slenderman #ticcy toby #eyeless jack #jane the killer #laughing jack #x reader #ben drowned #smile dog #jeff the killer headcanons #jeff the killer hcs #jeff the killer imagines #jeff the killer creepypasta #homicidal liu #laughing jack headcanons #laughing jack x you #laughing jack x reader #laughing jack creepypasta #horror #creepypasta smut #creepypasta smile dog #creepypasta jeff the killer

[intimidating-fettuccine]

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #slender mansion mayhem #Jeff the killer #jeff the killer headcanon #jeff the killer headcanons #smile dog #smile dog headcanons #smile dog headcanon

[scary-lasagna]

What was Smile as a puppy?

Smile Dog: The Puppy Years

Smile didn’t last as a puppy for very long.

Before we get into what he was like in his younger years, let’s talk about where he came from.

Smile was originally created by Zalgo. Just a little off handed experiment to test his capabilities in canines.

He originally wanted to create a fearful hellhound to bring down his enemies, and while Smile is fearful, he can’t exactly take down anything larger than a human.

So, deeming him a failed experiment, Zalgo let Smile loose.

Due to the demon blood running through his veins, it acted as a powerful steroid that made him rapidly grow into what he is today.

So his “puppy-years” really only lasted about a week before he was full sized.

But growing bigger didn’t mean one miraculously became smart.

Smile was quite dumb for the first few years of his life with no owner to guide him and teach him how to do normal hellhound, or even dog things.

He was a stray in the wilderness, learning how to hunt and stalk on his own, only capable of taking down small animals.

He wandered his way toward human neighborhoods, and hopped from one home to another, eventually being kicked out or ran away from various reasons.

Eventually a family of hellhound breeders found him, and was planning to exploit Smile for their own gain. They were binding amongst the humans, posing as a normal human family in the suburbs.

And then he met Jeff, coming in to get his kill of that night. Jeff slowly approached him, and gave him a little pet.

And Smile could smell the familiarity of the under realm clinging to Jeff’s clothes.

All it took was a few words before Smiles life changed for the better,

“Wanna come home with me you cute little shit?”

#creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta blog #smile dog #jeff the killer #creepypasta x reader

[crp-low-quality-content]

Creepypasta and MH characters as family members:

Jeff

That cousin who's a bad example for everyone in the family.

Liu

That nice cousin who you like to be around and everyone likes him.

Nina

That cool and also crazy cousin.

EJ

That quiet cousin you barely speak of and is always at the corner during parties.

Slenderman

That father who seen authoritarian but wants the best for you.

Tim

That smoker uncle in the family.

Brian

That uncle you don't talk to and don't know much.

LJ

That annoying uncle who always making horrible jokes that no one laughs.

Ben

That little brother who knows everything involving technology.

Sally

That little sister who's always calling you to play with her.

Smile dog

That immortal family's dog who's been here before you were born.

Jane

That pretty cousin that everyone in the family agrees of how gorgeous she is.

Jason

That cool uncle who always gives you toys.

Candypop

Another cool uncle that always made your day happier whenever he visited you.

Helen

That artist cousin who's always being judged for what he draws or there's always someone asking him to draw or paint something.

Dina

That cousin who knows a lot about sociology and is always in arguments with the most conservative family members.

Toby

That cousin who is so unpredictable that you're either scared of him or loving him.

Natalie

That cousin you barely talk to but is very funny and you end up missing her.

#creepypasta fandom #creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #eyeless jack #jane the killer #jeff the killer #nina the killer #sally williams #ben drowned #laughing jack #clockwork #ticci toby #hoodie #masky #candypop #jason the toymaker #Slenderman #smile dog #bloody painter #judge angels #homicidal liu

[enby-mori]

I think if any characters were married it would be poe and ranpo.

#accident? purposeful? yes #ranpo would have gotten fukuzawa to procure the paperwork for a partner license and poe would sign it whilst in the middle of writing #they would have gone to the office gotten it filed with suspicious haste and efficience #(and later when poe finds out he'll wonder how they got it done when he's a foreigner) #i like to think that now that ranpo has poe he can now travel the world (lord knows fukuzawa wasn't going to deal with that) #he gets jobs everywhere though he prefers to stay home #one day he gets a job in america and convinces poe to take him #poe is apprehensive #ranpo never accepts jobs there #a week later poe finds himself in another office with more paperwork and the beginnings of a marriage license #ranpo whose only job at this point is to sign smiles cheekily #marriage headcanons #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo sd #ranpoe #my archive

[jugul4rv31n]

have we as a community accepted that smile dog is a DEMON HUSKY THING, and huskies SCREAM? imagine jeff tryna sleep and he just hears the screams of the damned coming from his dog 😭

#creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #smile dog #jeff the killer #jeff woods #headcanon #real #shitpost

[itsvalpenguin1]

damas y caballeros...he decendido en la locura....

NO TENGO EXPLICACION, NI UNA RAZON HICE ESTO Y PUNTO

yo se que esta bien raro ya que los dos son tipo...la misma cosa?? pero para mi son seres completamente distintos y habia una necesidad inexplicable en mi de dibujarlos con una familia de perritos feliz para luego joder a jeff...eso es todo lo que tengo...

ah los perritos no tienen nombres si se les ocurre algo comenten

#creepypasta art #creepy art #creepy cute #creepypasta #creepypasta fanart #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta fandom #smile dog #digital fanart #digital art #surreal