#smoothie recipes making

[morethansalad]

Elderberry Smoothie (Vegan)

#vegan #breakfast #drinks #smoothies #elderberries #wild foods #herbs #banana #blueberries #plant milk #vegan yogurt #if you do decide on making any of today's recipes be sure you forage/source sustainably or not at all #Also be 150% sure in your identifications 💕

[moonglittering]

health update... heehee.

covid...period started... crohns disease flare up... and pelvic floor dysfunction??????

some of yall better come to my house and stab me to death because that’d be more satisfatory than this bullshit

WHAT IS THIS??????????????????? what is this shit????????????

#🌙 OOC! SPEAKING THROUGH THE VALLEYS OF PLUTO. #/ literally EVERYTHING went wrong at the same damn time. #/ EVERYTHING! #/ gkfhdfjkd. #/ but ive been learning new combinations for smoothies. #/ if any of u have any good smoothie recipes can u tell me. #/ ty. #/ i just got a better blender and i wanna abuse my power and make the best smoothies.

[shirleyjacksonesque]

my mom asked me to write down a grocery list so i was able to list all of the healthy foods ive been in the mood for !!

#ive been making a lot of strawberry banana smoothies and i want to start making a sandwich for lunch instead of eating the first thing ifind #also found some recipes for raspberry lemonade that sounds fun since i want to drink less soda #april.fuck

[the-ash-holio]

You know when a smoothie looks absolutely vile, it tastes amazing. 🍌🥭🍍🧉🌱

#no one in their right mind purposely makes a smoothie look like the contents of an infants diaper #but you bet your ass it tastes like magicalness #my smoothie would be yellow if i didn't fill a quarter of the blender with matcha cubes lol #smoothie #ash talks #honestly... reblog with your nasty-looking amazing-tasting smoothie pics (and recipes if you so wish!) #i'm in need of new smoothie concoctions. the shittier looking the better lol

[conscious-naivete]

i wish i liked bananas in my smoothies. it would make life so much easier

#every smoothie recipe has them. they’re a great thickener! but they just make the whole thing taste like bananas to me

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

Tell us about Alan, we want to know about your fake ass boyfriend!

Ah, Alan. A man I never met because he does not exist. Ye old ‘Canadian Girlfriend’ except I was soooo clever not making him live in Canada.

He technically got asked about ONCE, which is actually when he started being made up, because a friend’s mom would not let go of the whole ‘you should be dating!’ Thing. She probably saw through it but other than a warning about online dating and predators, left it be. I was like, 15 or 16, in the fair years of the early 2010s. And I had just finished Fullmetal Alchemist.

Yeah, so, Alan is basically Alphonse Elric. Or like, based on him. Let me be clear that Alphonse Elric is a fictional teen boy and I have no interest in him… but this isn’t about him, it’s about my totally and completely real boyfriend. Alan Von… something. Probably just Von Hoen. He has an older brother Edwin and lives in/is from Germany, but moves a lot with his dad (and plans to continue doing so as an adult). Edwin has already left the house and also travels, but they get along great and call each other often. They’ll even send souvenirs to each other! How sweet! And Edwin and I get along pretty well, I ‘met’ him during one of our video chats! Yes Alan’s also the same age as me, except a couple months younger, hahaha don’t worry about it Friends Mom.

The plan was to not overthink it. Just base it on some shit from FMA if needed. Yeah, he’s blond, brown-ish eyes, almost golden, like that one girl at school, remember Friend’s Mom? Takes after his mom, who passed young, so sad. How’d we meet? He tutors online, I needed the math help, and we bonded over sibling shenanigans and losing a parent young. His mom’s name is Trisha, Trisha E… Ericsson. Yep! His dad? Ah, his name is,,,,, I’m not sure? Alan never mentioned. He’s interested in chemistry, as is his brother. His dad works as a chemist too, traveling to different labs and universities, haha. Hometown? Rezi-something, very foreign, I wouldn’t want to mess up saying it! Unfortunately their house there burned down when Alan was little. I tutor him in English too, since he helps me with math, he’s very good!

… Yeah so that’s Alan, lol. My fake ass boyfriend. Occasionally I remember that he exists in the back of my mind, and whenever I’m in a situation where I may need to fake out that I have a boyfriend or even fiancé or husband (of varying levels of either dead or alive, because some situations just need a dead spouse), Alan comes to mind. I’ve not needed to, but he’ll come up and I’ll make some adaptions on the fly in my head, waiting to go. It’s comforting to have a consistent, fake as hell fallback… that I initially made up as a teen and basically have never actually needed to use…….. listen I never said I was mentally WELL.

And yes, he likes cats. Obviously. And *totally* exists. A picture? Oh no, he’s too shy! And his appearance sometimes doesn’t match his vibe. He’s, uh……….. in metal. Into metal! Yeah sure the music, yep. And he’s moved out from his dad’s now, we’ve totally met, obviously. He’s just… busy. Very busy. Very far from here. In China. But who knows?

He might move to Canada.

#ask me anything #Alan my fake ass boyfriend #lmao #if you can’t make an oc that fits your needs #kidnap a character and file off the serial numbers #or grab a few characters and a blender and pretend the smoothie was totes your own recipe #but maybe not one as well known or as popular as Alphonse lmao #I hope this lived up to whatever expectations you had of Alan. he’s quite an impossible man #that’s the short version of it at least. since he’s never been really asked about I can change his story as needed #likes stew and cats. brother is lactose intolerant and allergic to cats. #he’s into martial arts too. #brother is considering a military contract position and Alan’s very worried about it. to be clear I know nothing of Germany’s military. #stuff like that lol #I should write down my stories for him. not because I particularly need to but because it’ll be funny in ten years to find the file #and probably cringe lol

[six-of-ravens]

hmm I have a blender, I have strawbs and peaches that need to be eaten...perhaps I attempt to make a smoothie today

#im not a big smoothie person but i need to use this stuff up before it goes bad #need to look up a recipe tho cause i don't remember how to make one lmao

[comfortable-hobbit-hole]

I had a breakfast victory this morning!

I’m experimenting with healthy smoothies now that I can’t eat oats any more.

Winning combo -

Banana

Mixed frozen dark berries

Raw cauliflower

Frozen silverbeet

Full cream milk

HalzelNOT choc spread

I have been desperate to find a way to make the spread taste less-than-awful and apparently burying it in berries is the way to go!

#small victories #breakfast #smoothie recipe #healthy and tastes like dessert #how to make fake Nutella taste good #berries #hobbit eats #also my curls are STUNNING this morning #gotta love a Wednesday when it all comes together #coeliac #oat-free smoothie

[spicyvegrecipes]

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[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

wake up yall new Weird MacGuyvered "Soda" Recipe just dropped

(aka "mixing water/seltzer with random stuff to convince my dumb ass to hydrate")

~1/3 of a bottle of Naked brand "pina colada" smoothie

ice cubes

most of a can of that bitter-asf spindrift lime seltzer

idk WHAT this combination made but it is delicious, light, somewhat bitter in a good way, and tastes like the syrup at the bottom of a can of pineapple. could use a little bit of sweetener (honey?) if I do this recipe again at a time that isnt 1am.

#mocktails #soda #diy #no processed sugar #recipe #??? #I have a lot of these... might make a masterpost at some point idk #yes its (currently) sugar-free. yes its sweet asf #naked smoothies are expensive but at least one bottle makes two huge glasses of... whatever this is...

[rose-n-gunses]

smoothie king?? more like smoothie queen (it's me im the smoothie queen)

#I LOVE MAKING SMOOTHIES #its like making a potion #i just throw in ingredients and BOOM it tastes amazing #there's a science to it #and i've mastered it #it's the best thing about my seasonal job where i occasionally have to make smoothies and/or juices #i've learned most of the recipes so i can recreate them or tweak them at home #god i love smoothies #irl #just r's thoughts

[fitnesflag]

Low-sugar smoothies ideas

#healthy smoothies #smoothies #smoothie recipes #smoothie #green smoothie #healthy smoothie #breakfast smoothie #healthy smoothie recipes #weight loss smoothies #smoothies for weight loss #smoothie recipe #healthy smoothie ideas #banana smoothie #weight loss smoothie recipes #how to make a smoothie #green smoothie recipes #protein smoothie #easy smoothie recipe #green smoothie recipe #healthy smoothie recipe #weight loss smoothie #low sugar smoothies recipes

[cassidyadams]

Smoothie - Make-Ahead Tropical Smoothie Packs To make these quick and simple smoothies for a refreshing treat, prepare the tropical fruit mixture in advance and blend when ready.

#smoothie packs recipe #fruit mix #lot #smoothies #house #make-ahead tropical smoothie packs #ingredients

[diabetes-health-corner]

Start Your Morning with Green Smoothie & Control Your Diabetes

FFD has innovated a special Green smoothie to help you get the nutrients your body craves. We call it the FFD Super Green Smoothie, and it is a powerful tool in the reversal process.

Read more to know benefits: https://www.freedomfromdiabetes.org/blog/post/start-your-morning-with-green-smoothie-contro/1405

#green smoothie #green smoothie recipe #green smoothie for weight loss #green smoothie recipes #how to make a green smoothie #green smoothie recipe india #green smoothie benefits

[autistic-stedebonnet]

dear general public,

if your favorite recipe at any food place got discontinued and the employees say it's not in the system and they can't ring it up- it's not in the system! and they can't ring it up! i'm not gonna google ur favorite recipe and try and decipher what you want from a pinterest mommy recipe site while in the middle of a rush. find a new favorite please <3

#before any of y'all say shit about safe foods #i'm autistic and i fully understand safe foods i get it! #but i also work customer service #and this lady making me google her fucking smoothie recipe in the middle of a rush with shit wifi nearly made me have a meltdown

[my3imaginary3wonderland]

Healthy? Strawberry smoothie

#idk what im doing #idk what else to tag #someday i will be famous #tumblr make me famous #idk #aesthetic food #food #90s aesthetic #halloween food #desserts #chocolate #cooking #foodphotography #foodie #foodpics #drinks #recipe #smoothie #blueberries #banana #oats #mango #raspberries #frappuccino #candy #pumpkin #candy toes #candies #cupcakes #treats