#so I’m actually not surprised

[wewontbesleeping]

using ultas website is so hard that somehow I sent my package to my old address instead of my current one. oops!!!

#it’s bizarre bc I have never ordered from ulta.com before #I’ve literally only bought stuff from ulta in person #so it’s not like it’s my saved address or anything #so so weird #like I had to make an account to connect to my phone number which is what I use at ulta when I go there #but I really struggled to place the order bc their website kept bouncing me to different pages and starting refresh loops #so I’m actually not surprised #it’s weird too bc I used PayPal and they have my address! #but it’s fine bc it’s my aunts house so it’s not like the package is gone I just have to go over there and get it lol #I mean that’s still a hassle but it’s not a big deal #ANYWAYS they had a good deal on the moisturizer I wanted so. still worth it #also this is conspiracy theory stuff but I have a Feeling they want people to download the app #so they make the website suck #I have a similar conspiracy theory about Sephora #it worked for Sephora and I got their app but fuck you ulta I’m not downloading another app

[bathroom-sand]

paramount and spyglass are trying so hard right now to save face because jenna ortega rightfully left the scream franchise after they fired melissa for supprting palestine. nobody is dumb enough to believe the excuse that it’s a scheduling conflict hours after rumors she was trying to get out of her contract cause she was pissed. i’m very thankful that jenna is risking her career and using her position to do the right thing. she’s been outspoken about palestine for years now. i hope this begins a trend of zionist losing money for their support and complacency with an active genocide

#free palestine #scream #jenna ortega #melissa barrera #i won’t be surprise if other cast members leave the project #many have been outspoken for years but few have the cultural capital jenna has #i love this cast and this franchise but the right thing to do is boycott future scream content unless it changes hands to people who #wont support war crimes #it takes remarkably little of me to give up a media i love while actual people are dying daily #the carpenter sisters make me so proud 💗 #melissa has since been posting nonstop about palestine and i’m just endlessly proud of her #💗💗💗

[chloesimaginationthings]

your Jeremy seems like the kinda guy that, when he first sees scoop'd Michael, just goes "yooo sick dude!"

YOU GET IT… I’M GLAD y’all get and like Jeremy,,

#ask reply #literally exactly the vibes I’m trying to give him #I’m so happy yall like him seriously #the whole idea of Jeremy being chipper and Michael being gloomy #is such a good dynamic #I WANT TO DRAWW Jeremy sm more after this! #there’s so much to draw.. I just cook #for him.. for Jeremy the beloved 💗 #BTW IM GLAD YALL find him pretty too!! #I was actually surprised by how many comments I got #over how much they wanted to kiss Jeremy BAHA #THE BEST COMPLIMENTS I know I did a good job #more Jeremy soon promise 🩵🩵

[shima-draws]

HELLO?????

#NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT. YEAH. OKAY. OKAY YEAH LET’S GO???? #Pokemon #Pokemon Legends ZA #Pokemon Legends Z-A #Shima speaks #Pokemon Presents #I’m actually SHOCKED they didn’t announce a new game for later this year #Which like. Good actually #They should be taking more time on development instead of churning out a game once a year #ANYWAY #I’M SOOOO PSYCHED!!! ANOTHER LEGENDS GAME YESSSS #I love PLA so so SO much #I’m just surprised we’re getting Kalos instead of Unova? #Legends Kyurem is RIGHT there. #Either way I’m PUMPED

[kidovna]

thought about will byers yesterday and cried

#average Monday #but it hasn’t happened in a while so it actually surprised me #my child 😞 #byler #artovna #stranger things #will byers #mike wheeler #byler fanart #I haven’t had much motivation to draw anything for a while I’m hoping the pjo show tomorrow changes that

[juniper-clan]

I'm not saying you need to have a favorite, but which kit do you feel more attached to Heronstar?

#heron seems so happy with them I’m actually kinda surprised #you know when a character pulls the pencil out of your hand more or less and write themselves #she is doing that about the kits #warrior cats #clangen #clangen warrior cats #jcasks #warriors oc #wc #wc oc

[raeofgayshine]

Thinking again about the fact that when Eddie and Dustin finally convince Steve to play DnD with the party, all of them, but especially Eddie, quickly become exasperated with Steve who has extremely high charisma, and decides that he can fix almost any situation by flirting with whoever they were in conflict with. Especially the fucking monsters, this man is bound and determined to himself a monster boyfriend and until it happens, he will make every single person they come across fall in love with him. So naturally, this happens a lot:

Steve: I’m going to flirt with them

Eddie, exasperated: Steve, you can’t date this monster, he’s trying to kill you-

Steve: Hot.

Steve: I’ll flirt with them harder then

#ravenpuff rambles #steve harrington #eddie munson #hellfire club #stranger things #steddie #Steve is a monster fucker and this essay I will- #they actually get him interested in playing because they were showing him the different monsters and Steve kept going #‘Hot. Also Hot. Hooot. Can I date this one? Oh HOT.’ #the monsters really did it for him. (and like also it made Dustin excited and you know he loves that kid) #Eddie: I should have known inviting you to sessions would go like this but for some reason I had hope you would behave #Steve: I am behaving. I’m using my highest stat determined by Dustin and Will to my advantage. #(Also I think Dustin and Will helped Steve build his character. Eddie wanted to do it but Steve insisted it should be a surprise) #(I don’t know much about dnd so I can’t go any further but I know this bitch would want high charisma (for good reason!)) #Robin loves to sit by and watch the sessions play out and she is always encouraging Steve to flirt more #there’s a new You Rule You Suck board #this one has a lot more you rule because it turns out Steve is amazing at getting high rolls

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Love the part where they not only reposted art without attribution (here is the artist, btw) but also conspicuously left out Korra in favor of Szeto, even though this series of works not only does have a Korra entry but has multiple Korra entries

#granted I’m not surprised #despite being called ‘avatar universe’ this account does this a lot #avatar #avatar the last airbender #legend of korra #if you’re reading this please suggest good avatar accounts to follow that either actually include the whole avatar universe #or are just LoK #it’s easy to find nostalgic avatar accounts but not so much Korra because they get infested by clown replyguys so often

[cocogum]

What do y’all have against Amalia, man???

First it’s Sipho who’s telling her how he’s genuinely confused that Yugo can love her and now it’s Qilby?? (even tho he at least admitted she was pretty unlike that ugly lizard Sipho). Literally what is going on??

Since when did people around Yugo think it was weird for him to like sassy flowers???

#the similarities are weird… #sipho is so ugly wth #i’m actually surprised Qilby had more decency than freaking Sipho #but then again anyone would beat an ugly ass lizard’s words #do I wanna repeatedly punch Sipho in the face? maybe #am i bashing on Sipho for being an asshole? maybe #when the guy who started a whole war and caused the death of thousands of his people can admit a person’s beauty then you know u suck shit #amalia stan #wakfu #krosmoz #ankama #wakfu amalia #wakfu amalia sheran sharm #amalia sheran sharm #amalia sheran sharm wakfu #amalia wakfu #wakfu qilby #qilby wakfu #qilby #wakfu sipho #sipho wakfu #sipho #wakfu season 4 #wakfu s4 #wakfu season 3 #wakfu s3

[yearlybears]

supernatural be like

#dude #that was so bad lmao #the winchesters #supernatural #jensen ackles #who edited this show too #god #spn prequel #spnwin #i’m also actually kinda surprised #y’all usually never shut up about this shit

[shibaraki]

brittany broski saying that being asked to ‘address the situation in the middle east’ is ‘dystopian’ and ‘like a black mirror episode’ is insane to me like I’m sorry self-proclaimed feminist and activist, you can bawl at the barbie movie but caring about the living breathing women and girls in palestine is complete ABSURDITY?

#you know what’s dystopian……… watching countless people die on our phones while we lie in bed and our governments do nothing #no actually they actively fund the whole thing #but sure okay #the video was so resentful too. just gross #idk why I’m mad this isn’t the least bit surprising

[yonemurishiroku]

Tbh with that scarce amount of interaction that technically put them in the rarepair category, I find it surprising that Valdangelo has that number of dedicated fans.

#i mean. i cant talk since i’m the patron of rarepair but #for ex. nicobaster has liek. 10 followers at most? valdangelo has 743 works on AO3. which is impressive #considering how little they interact in canon #(or did i miss somethign? i cant tell anymore) #i’m actually surprised people are so invested in valdangelo. ngl i half expected it to be barren ya know. #but i guess the dynamic wins over ? lol #which is a good thing!! long live the valdangelo nation #nico di angelo #pjo #hoo #toa #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #leo valdez #valdangelo

[bad-science]

Everyone loves dark academia and cottagecore and themes of death and decay and being weird and mysterious until I have stray bones in my house and teeth on my shelf. Then I’m too weird for the weirdos. Too spooky for the so-called goths. You bitches can’t handle my bonus teeth

#bones #teeth #evilcore #villaincore #sciencecore #villainposting #dark academia #I’m still not sure why aesthetics are all SomethingCore but the tags work LMAO #I’m being both funny and for real LMAO #folks irl come to my room. after knowing me as a person. after knowing who I am #and are surprised and offput when I have bones and teeth and bugs on proud display!! #points to dead crab I TAXIDERMIED HER MYSELF!!!! APPRECIATE HER #the teeth are sterile!! it’s fine!! #I buried and exhumed this fox with my own hands!! the bones are precious to me! #im never actually offended bc i understand ppl have boundaries #its just funny that i am who i am and they didn’t actually expect me to have so many dead things 😂 #📝 #anyway this is lighthearted <3

[estrellami-1]

Steddie Microfic

October prompt: suck

Word count: 480

No warnings apply

Rated T (I think? I’m terrible at ratings. There’s a definite possibility it would be G but I don’t want to put that just in case… someone who knows how to rate please help me! 😂)

@steddiemicrofic

Steve knew he wasn’t the smartest. That wasn’t news to him. He knew he was just the brawn, the battering ram, the shield.

It’s fitting, then, that the one who took the most damage would be the one to break first. The first thing someone sees is the first thing they’ll go after.

And, well… Steve spent a lot of time ensuring he was first.

All that didn’t help, of course, as he felt like he was being tracked in his own house, a predator stalking him through the vents, walls, windows.

He didn’t hear the back door open, but felt the shift in air pressure. “Make it quick,” he murmured, begged, shutting his eyes and bracing.

He opened them again when he heard a chuckle. He whirled around and gasped. “Eddie?”

“Pretty thing,” Eddie hummed, cocking his head. “Eddie’s not here.”

“Then who are you?”

He cocked his head the other way. “I am Kas,” he said. “Servant to Vecna, ruler of his armies.”

“Why are you here?”

Kas chuckled. “To destroy you, of course. You and all your friends. Suck your blood from your veins and your marrow from your bones until you are naught more than the dust from which you were wrought.”

Steve made a face. “A little wordy.”

Kas shifted, and suddenly in his place stood Eddie, pouting. “I thought it was good.”

“It is good,” Steve promised. “But this isn’t one of your campaigns, babe, this is Halloween.” Eddie rolled his eyes, and Steve shivered. “And go take out those contacts, they’re giving me the creeps.”

“Oh thank God,” Eddie said, “they’re itchy as hell,” and ran down the hall to the bathroom.

When he walked back out, Steve was in the kitchen, making them lunch. “Y’know we’re gonna have to get El in on this before she blasts you against the wall first and asks questions second.”

“Way ahead of ya, babe,” Eddie chuckled, wrapping his arms around Steve’s waist, nuzzling at his neck. “She and Hop are both already in on it.”

“Do you think the kids are gonna hate us?”

Eddie hummed. “It’s possible. I’m calling it payback for all the times the little shits got into trouble and needed us to bail them out.”

Steve chuckled. “Good reason.” He flinched as Eddie scraped his teeth against his neck. “Christ, Eds,” he muttered. “You a real vampire now or what?”

Eddie chuckled darkly, flicked out the fake teeth with his tongue, and sealed his lips against Steve’s neck. He finally pulled back to murmur, “I wanna suck somethin’, baby, but it’s not your blood.”

“You’re an animal,” Steve replied, maneuvering himself around in Eddie’s arms to face him before pulling him closer in a fierce kiss.

He bit at Eddie’s lip before soothing it with his tongue, reaching behind himself to turn the stove off.

“Bedroom?” He asked, pulling back.

“Bedroom.”

#steddiemicrofic #steddiemicroficoctober #October prompt #suck #this came together SO easily actually #I’m SO surprised esp compared to last months #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #Eddie’s not actually a real vampire btw #I think it’s obvious but just in case #also I think this is the most e-rated I’ve ever gotten lmao #it’s probably SO tame but it didn’t feel like it while I was writing it #even though I read worse all the time lmao #starambles

[off-brand-adorabbit]

Tress scratched the best itch for me, I’ve been craving a good fairy tale and it was just perfect. I kept slipping so hard into the fairy tale aspects that I kept getting caught by surprise whenever a cosmere thing stopped beating around the bush and revealed itself, actually. While I’m sure that wasn’t fully the intention, it was a really fun way to read some brandermansanderman coming fresh off of sunlit man and how intensely locked in I was with the Connections. Genuinely Tress is such a fun little romp. I love girls who sail in fucked up seas and this is a genre I want more of please thank you.

#it was so much fun I did have my suspicions about a few things because of fairy tale tropes but I didn’t get all of them! #I was taken by surprise by many things! #not...not the glowing woman being elantrian I did get that one especially with the floor map #I wonder if that changes actually #like does her cockship make aon-Connecting maps of the places she goes to so she can fuck around with locals? #what’s with space travel resulting in callus dicks manipulating the local planetary populations? #is this related to one of the many groups fucking about with the cosmere or is it just the nature of the people funding these excursions? #will zellion ever have sex? #all these questions and more to be added next year in bransandermanderson strikes again part five of ten alphabet assemble #I want to see the other seas now though ): the worlds are so cool that I’m never quite ready to say goodbye #I want to linger between the pages and sift the words between my fingers like sun-warmed sand #it feels too soon to say goodbye #cosmere #tress of the emerald sea #tress of the emerald sea spoilers

[saltpepperbeard]

what if we get a scene that parallels the moonlight scene in s1ep5. like, ed and stede are in a similar spot where they’re looking at each other from across the way, longing for each other, yearning for each other’s touch and affection. so they’re once again stuck for a few beats looking like this—

but instead of parting ways again, something in them breaks, and they run back to each other to grab hold of what’s hanging in the air between them. they run back to see through what was started, but never finished.

they run back to deeply kiss each other.

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #Revenge Rambles #To the surprise of NO ONE #A gif set gave me brainworms #And ALSO to the surprise of no one #IM BACK ON MY s2 KISSING NONSENSE DKSNDNWND #I’m just sick and tired okay #I just want to see them kiss again so so bad #’Jodi why don’t you just officially start writing and subsequently play with them like dolls and make that happen’ #shhh that would make Too Much Sense <3 EKDJSJD #That would require me as a writer actually sitting down and writing??? :/ #SO FOR THE TIME BEING #SPECULATIVE TUNGLE POSTS IT IS SKDNWNDN