#so i’m like. ohhhh

[mocksyoucondescendingly]

does anybody else got the scars inside your mouth from constantly biting your cheek?

#love the word cheek so much #it’s like an onomatopoeia… #anyway yeah it’s like my cheeks have seams #like if i run my tongue along the side #and i. like. incessantly chew and bite my inner cheeks. ever since i was a little boy. #so i’m like. ohhhh #wooooowwww #i’m stoned dmm

[greelin]

you’re not revolutionary for wanting to fuck jack black. That’s just called having taste. idiot

#if you use him as a Hear Me Out i’m biting you #ohhhh it’s so crazy and wild you find a fat guy hot. like die

[kyurochurro]

“say, you think you could play that song I like again?”

#churro art #my art #fanart #illustration #digital art #star trek #star trek the original series #star trek tos #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #james kirk #james t kirk #spirk #OHHHH MY IPAD HATES ME SHE HATESSS ME #this should not have taken me forever to finish up but I’m stubborn so now it’s 4 am and I’m tired 😭😭😭😭 #anyways I’m queuing this. again……. #U ALREADY KNOW WHAT IM GONNA SAY. I JUST WANTED TO DRAW THEM TOGETHERRRR HEHEHEE #i like the look Jim gives Spock #when hes doing literally anything at all #so this is just like. Artists Interpretation of such occurrences VSHJSVUHAV #i just wanted something sweet and easy but NO technology is HRAD. #oh but what ever it’s okay….. I’m really happy with how Spock looks heeereeee!! #Especilly after my last drawings I feel like I finally got both their faces down LOL #my first sketch of them is okay but I’m so glad I got better at it cus omg. #i look at those first sketched and I’m like WHO IS THATTT THATS NOT MY SPOCK😭 #Jim’s hair almost gave me a stroke tho cus it looks so. silly in side profile #so I couldn’t tell if I’m just bad at drawing him side profile or if like. that’s how it is 😭

[floweroflaurelin]

A recently completed commission for @beemovieerotica and @redrook of Redrook’s durge!!

It also doubles as a cover for Redrook’s 178k+ word fic I Want to Be Better; Let’s Make Each Other Worse :D

Thank you so much for trusting me with your character!

My commission slots for March are currently full, but I’m aiming to open them again in April 😄✨

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #durge #bg3 durge #bg3 art #floweroflaurelin art #commission #happy belated birthday! :D #ohhhh Baldurs gate fans you wanna get your character painted by me so bad~ #if enough of you commission me to do so I’ll finally be able to afford a platform to play the game on lmao #(but like in April cause I’m full up on comms for now!)

[slightly-depressed-sloth]

Some Damian sketches! This made me realise that I really need to use red and teal colour palettes more often

My emergency commissions are still open, all commissions are 10% off final price!

#damian wayne #robin v #batfam #dc #art #slightlyslothdraws #dc comics #comics #sketch #his cape is so fun to draw #might make the robin sketches into full pieces one day #who knows #whenever I see a particularly arcrobatic or gymnasticy pose I’m like ohhhh I should draw a robin like that and well I do have my favourite #I swear I plan on drawing the other batbros more often it’s just that the Damian brain rot is so strong #batman

[rebelcharmings]

i don’t think enough fics utilise the whole dexter making girls literally faint by taking off his glasses or darling being able to slow down time by flipping her hair a certain way. they’re such funny concepts to me idk

and i don’t think daring actually has a power like this?? like his smile is literally blinding but i feel like girls just swoon at his natural charm and looks. dexter on the other hand obviously doesn’t have the natural charm of his brother so he goes about his day but he takes his glasses off to clean them one time and girls come flocking to him😭😭imagine he just wants to see the board more clearly in class so he takes his glasses off to clean them and whichever girl next to him just faints on their desk

i will also forever be salty darling’s cool little trick isn’t utilised at all in the show not even in a webisode like cmonn missed opportunity right there

#i also find it funny how the twins get these powers but the oldest brother doesn’t #dexter and darling tease him for it #dexter takes his glasses off and darling flips her hair so the girls around daring start to faint in slow mo #and daring is just like ohhhh fuuuuckkkk youuuu #ever after high #eah #dexter charming #darling charming #daring charming #charming siblings #also dexters power is either making girls swoon/faint or just suddenly attracting girls to him #bc cupid swoons when he takes off his glasses but she also already has a crush on him #yea idk i’m not about to argue with this eye magic #OHH WAIT maybe that doctor was onto smth when he told the charming parents dexter had ‘overly perfect eyes’….

[sanjipussyindulgence]

I can’t believe the real villain was global warming this whole time

#one piece #one piece 1113 #op spoilers #ohhhh I’m insane rn #oda is absurdly good at plot twists #you never see them coming but they always make so much sense #that u feel stupid for not figuring it out earlier #like we JUST SAW the flooded remains of old wano #and the ocean rising because of that island being wiped off the map

[llettucestuff]

I remember seeing someone’s hc a while ago that in rba their energon is pink instead of blue like tfp (cuz yk, aligned continuity) because ratchet or someone else finally finished the synth energon formula and NOBODY TALK TO ME

#im sick I’m in shambles #the implications RAAHH #if someone could help me find the og i will give u a kiss on the forehead like a little cat #I’m jk but ohhhh my gosh #it’s on the brain #and YES im actually really I’ll right now so yk the fever brain isn’t helping HAHA #ILL as in SICK not I’ll my bad #I don’t feel like correcting the whole tag lmao #tfrb #tf #transformers #transformers rescue bots #rescue bots #rescue bots academy #tf rba #transformers rescue bots academy #ALSO ik I said a post would be out today and IT WILL BE… like before midnight my time hahahehfahjljkl

[milktea-grn]

#this has probably been done ten trillion times already and im just late to the party but Listsen to me #i was thinking this quote was so kendall roman coded WEEEKSSSS ago only to watch the finale and not even realize how true that is like FUCK #IT REALLY IS. IT REALLY IS. ohhhh wow ohhhhhhhhhhhh #i’m never gettingnover this fucking final don’t even look at me #succession #roman roy #kendall roy #succession hbo #web weaving

[shima-draws]

NEW PARADOX POKEMON

DLCS ANNOUNCED THAT WILL GIVE MORE LORE ABOUT AREA ZERO

AND!!! NEW LEGENDARIES??? ONE OF WHICH IS THE DISC POKEMON MENTIONED IN THE SCARLET/VIOLET BOOK???

AAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#IFSNNFENNTMEG ANGNSNN!!!!!!!!! #Shima speaks #I’M LOSING MY MIND RN #LIKE. LOGICALLY I KNEW they were gonna announce the DLCs #BUT I’M STILL SO FUCKING EXCITED. HOLY SHIT #I was listening to the broadcast while I was driving to work and I nearly lost my MIND #I’M SO HYPED. OHHHH MY GOD #Pokemon #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet #Pokemon SV #Pokemon SV DLC #Nintendo Direct #Pokemon Direct #Pokemon The Hidden Treasure of Area Zero

[voidfishing]

#hey guys check out how hard I can cry. #LIKE OHHHH MY GOD I’m so happy they brought Falin back but this shit… this is so big for Marcille….. #toon talking #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi

[gaycrittercentral]

Snongle!!! Smonch!!!! RIGHT NOW

Btw I made a video of my sketch editing process that I’m thinking of uploading soon if anybody is maybe interested :’D but if I do that I should probably write up a transcript lmao I talk way too fast…

Also I just wanted to give Sam a nice watch. I work as a watch technician so I see a lot of em lmao and like let’s be real, he looks very good with one eehehe

#I think he’d look good with an IWC or a panerai but those are extremely fancy and he is extremely cheap shfjhsjdhjs #he’s probably got like a timex or a fuckin invicta lmaoooo #come to think of it idk how cheap invicta is I just know my coworkers like to gag at them as a joke bc they too fancy hdkshsjhs #meanwhile I’m over here with a 20 year old quartz watch that I’m gonna customize to avoid giving up all my cash just for a tiny wrist clock #ohhhh but there are so many pretty watches out there I will say that. the prices disgust me but they are pretty :( #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art

[coconut530]

LET THE DIVORCE ENSUE

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #Well well well another piece of media for this already hectic day (hi all Magnus Protocol and Malevolent fans in here :) ) #Back after the week ~ #Ohhhh Prospero you had so much trust in her with that key like I would’ve been a little concerned #Monty really you laughing now like bruhhhh #OOOOH PROSPERO GOING OFFFF ON HIM CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY #oop he fainted #He’s ✨unresponsive✨ #“If only we were so lucky” SAVAGE PLUTO #OOP LENORE INITIATING SECRET MEETING TIME #SOMEONE SAID ANNABEL HEARD SEDUCE WHEN LENORE SAID TRUCE AND THEY’RE RIGHT #Ada and Will being clumsy with him omg #Posh besties have only a thin string of trust between them now #More French I love it when Duke speaks french #“I’m all yours” ANNABEL HONEYYYYYYY #I SURE HOPE SHE DOESN’T KILL HER SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE GUN BUT WHO KNOWS #OH NO IT’S THE EPISODE BEFORE 96 EVERYONE PRAY FOR US FREE READERS I KNOW FP PEOPLE SAID IT DESTROYED THEM SO AHHAHAHAHAHAH #OKKKK NOW I’M GONNA GO LISTEN TO THE FINALE OF MALEVOLENT AND TRY NOT TO DIE #OK. BYE

[rulesofdisorder]

and another thing that’s fun about supernatural fics as a midam fan is that every time a destiel au fic or something mentions “cas’ dumb mean controlling brother” (michael) i get to headcanon that cas (and dean) simply do not know anything about michael’s love life/life in general and that him and adam are laughing at them being stupid and oblivious

#not destiel hate obviously i love them #it’s just fun to be like ohhhh!! you don’t know!!! that your brothers are gay and in love!! bc you can’t figure out ur own shit!! <3333 #see i don’t think i’m overly into midam atm but my last like 6 posts have been about them. so. #fellas they will not leave my brain. #midam #michael spn #adam milligan #spn #supernatural

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Have some Taylor !! I love her aoosois much she’s such a cutie patootie :33

#Yes she has a gap tooth #I thought it was cute :33 or wait is that a bad thing should I remove it is thst like offensive or #It’s probably not and I just have the urge to always make sure I never do anything remotely upwssting for people #Anyway #put your hand in mine you know that I want to be with you all the time you know that I won’t stop until I make you mine #Take me to your best friends house goin round this roundabout ooooohhh yeahhh take me to your best friends house I loved you then I loved #You now ohhhh yeaaa #I’m just vibing out still this sound slaps AF #maybe I should draw Jeff the killer #Why ? Idk he’s just silly #I lvooviodeee Taylor so much actually she’s so silly and sweet and amaze balls #I want to see her make a robot or like a drone that can potentially help them out #Working on more aiden in dresses things :33 #Tyden art coming soon I just really hate drawing Tyler’s hair I keep giving him a mullet kns #Can you tell I have a theme in my drawings ? #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #school bus graveyard webtoon #taylor hernandez #art

[ashmp3]

I am so pissed awf literally hate working with men WHYYYY do you hire an architect and then say mansplain things wow my stomach started hurting i wish bad things upon you

#how to explain a grown man that he can’t make a cafe on staircase without heating OHHHH MY GOOODDDDD #And also him saying No i trust you guys but i can make it myself there lwpwowkdkrje no you can’t no offense but there is a reason we went to #school like sit DOWN oh my god maybe i’m pissed off bc his accent is ugly idk maybe #No edit he just said No i really do trust you guys i see you are right. OF COURSE WE ARE?????????? #Omfg and the project we are working on is so fun so playful so cute and i hear his voice and it’s like nails on the chalkboard #tt